Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - The Toronto Star's Edward Keenan: Toronto Mike'd #1663
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Joining me today making his quarterly visit to Toronto Mike. It's Ed Keenan from the Toronto Star
Oh yeah!
Oh the Macho Man!
Oh yeah!
I was hoping I'd get some Macho Man here
Last time I was here I think one of the questions was like a request
Andrew Ward I think it was I even remember
He's like give us some Macho Man
It's not that I do a particularly good Macho man or any savage so much as they do it
Enthusiastically, I think it's pretty good
So I'm watching this show the floor it's like
Rob Lowe hosted is a a game show okay but it
people people are supposed to do these trivia things where one of them is an
expert on the subject but if you beat somebody in some situation do you
inherit their subject so this woman had wrestlers as her subject and and I think
like her original subject was some in English literature thing or something so
But a picture of macho man Randy Savage came up and he was totally in the middle of that flexing like
And she was like
Randy somebody Randy something Randy Randy that's Randy and then she couldn't come up with it. So ah
Randy, Randy, that's Randy and then he couldn't come up with it. So, oh man, yeah, leaping Lanny Poffo was his brother, but you know this.
I can't tell you anything.
People forget that leaping Lanny because he was Randy Poffo and he was a minor
league baseball, like he was a prospect.
Right.
I want to say for the Cardinals or something.
And then when the baseball career didn't work out, he's a hell of a ball
player, obviously to get that deep. But then, the baseball career didn't work out, he's a hell of a ball player, obviously, to get that deep, but then turned to wrestling. But then heck of a professional
wrestling legend. And he's in Spider-Man. And Miss Elizabeth. Remember him in Spider-Man?
I do not remember him in Spider-Man. Peter Parker fights that guy, like just a wrestler.
That guy's played by Macho Man. He's not playing himself himself but he's acting you know you know Randy Poffo so Ed Keenan I was thinking when
you were coming over it like we have these as recurring quarterly calendar
events yeah and we it's always the first Thursday every three months every
quarter it's every three every three every quarter yeah the first Thursday of
the month at 2 p.m.
Like this is just recurring.
And every time you're coming over,
I think your timing is impeccable.
I think, man, Ed Keenan's timing is impeccable,
but it's a recurring quarterly visit.
But kudos to you for always having impeccable timing.
Well, also though, kudos to you
because you're the one who created
the original calendar event that would recur every three months and somehow found the rhythm.
Give me the kudos.
Found the rhythm.
Give me the kudos.
And we should also maybe thank Mark Weisblot, who when he stopped visiting quarterly, I
think he was doing monthly, he said, you know, Keenan would be a good replacement.
And I said, yeah, he would be a good replacement.
And you've kind of taken on that role here in the TMU.
Well, there you go. It's heavy.
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their podcast between two fermenters and they left for you just so you know,
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So no alcohol, but delicious.
You like it. And that is here for you.
And they also brought me a sunny side because tomorrow, April 4th, 2025 is sunny day in
this fine province.
And they're launching their delicious summer brew, which is called sunny side session IPA.
So I'm going to crack.
So we should crack.
So I'm going to do a countdown.
Are you ready?
Okay.
Three, two, one.
Cheers to you. Here we survivors, okay, I'm
Gotta say
No bullshit my summer beer of choice is this sunny side because it's just so do they do that every year every year?
Okay, so this is like that's a launch it for the season on the same date every year or whatever. Well, that I don't know about.
I don't know how organized they are, but for sure tomorrow, April 4th, is sunny day.
And I've worked into my calendar a visit to the GLB HQ at 30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard
to drop by and hang out and celebrate sunny day.
Well there you go.
I mean today is a sunny day.
Thank goodness.
Yesterday almost broke me I think.
That thunder snow.
It snows every year in April but this year, I'll just be honest, I have been having a hard time with the
going outside the last few weeks. It's just like
I'm ready for
for something warmer and sunnier. I'm sick of
the grind so today is nice it's
a much better day. Quite a swing right like like literally at this time
yesterday it was snowing and slushy and garbage outside blowing wind and then
24 hours later even here by the lake even by the lake it's shorts weather. It's
like yeah sure sure shortve shirt weather for sure.
Yeah.
And, uh, I'm glad you wore your, uh, cut-off jeans for me here, Ed.
Thank you.
That's right.
Right, got the Daisy Dukes.
Always the day before sunny day every year.
That's my cue.
You said Daisy Duke, and, uh, I remember even buying it with my mom at, we had, there was
a byway at Jane and Annette.
And at this byway, they had sheet sets,
like we're matching like pillowcases and sheets.
And then, I don't know if there was a comforter or not.
Like fitted sheet and then just a sheet.
And then they're all matched up.
And I was a huge Dukes of Hazard fan.
And I wanted these Dukeskes of hazard sheets in this pillow
set or whatever pillowcase and then I got it so I get this and you had two
sides to the to the pillow one side had bow and Luke Duke and the other side had
Daisy Duke I would only sleep on Daisy Duke so most of us had to make do with a
poster over our bed but you you know I literally could like,
I was drooling on Daisy.
Honestly I just, I'll never forget my,
You can smooch your faces.
The other sheet set, just to shout this out real quick,
I had two that, cause man cannot live on one sheet set alone.
And the other one from Byway that I would enjoy
and I was lucky enough to have was Pac-Man sheets.
Oh, now there you go.
And it was a Ms. Pac-Man on the pillow.
You know what?
Oh my goodness.
You know what?
I think you've cracked the code here.
Yeah.
So, Ed, how are you?
I mean, it sounds like you're having trouble getting out.
I actually surprised myself by setting a personal best for kilometers biked in the city and
Mississauga in the month of March in In that I've never cleared a thousand kilometers
in any month of March in my life,
and I cleared, I had a thousand and five kilometers
cycled in March.
So I've never been out of the house more, Ed Keeley,
and I'm here to shame you.
Well, that's good for you.
Yeah, I...
Like, how are you doing?
I don't think I like, you know,
people talk about seasonal depression and whatnot,
and I probably do get a little bit of the blues through the winter,
and it probably is just related to sunshine or whatever.
But the past month, I actually have just been feeling like down and unmotivated.
Not sad, right? Not not when I think of the word depressed.
I think of a certain. Well, you want to.
But it's more like I feel like I've just been like in a bit of a fog.
And it was like a week or two ago that I realized maybe this is related to the
weather because it was like I was like summoning up the ambition to like walk to
the store and and you know,
that's a 10 minute walk away and just thinking.
Would I would I feel differently about this walk if I didn't have to put on a
toque and mitts
and then if it was sunnier?
If you could wear your Daisy Dukes.
And then I was like, yeah, yeah, that's it.
But also, I don't want to...
I just want that kind of weather to make me feel good being outside.
I don't want to be your armchair psychiatrist here, okay?
That's not my role here.
But new agenda for this week.
I think it would only make you human if you were grappling with what's happening in the
zeitgeist world.
I was thinking, I need you.
I'm gonna look in your baby blues there.
I need you because I know, and again, I'm biking up a storm, but I think that's how
I deal with anxiety is I just bike more.
Like, I think that's my coping deal with anxiety is I just bike more. Like I think that's my coping mechanism to be quite frank, but I don't feel, I feel like
this mild anxiety with these threats from the country you were living in for a few years
in the United States of America.
And I was really glad to see you.
And I said your timing was impeccable because I really do.
You covered Trump.
Yeah.
In fact, we should set the
table by telling just remind us who are you Ed Keenan I do I always forget people might not know
who Ed Keenan is. I'm a writer for the Toronto Star I'm currently a city columnist there I also
am one of the hosts of a podcast called This Matters. I was for a time, well the end of Donald Trump's last term and the beginning
of Joe Biden's term as president, I was the Washington bureau chief for the Toronto Star.
So I lived in Washington DC, I covered the, like all the highlights, the insurrection,
I was going to build up to that, but yes certainly. I'll fix it in post.
Yeah, like two impeachment trials, the largest mass protest movement in American history, and the insurrection at the Capitol.
I was at the Capitol building,
you know, standing outside with the rioters during those events.
And so it does it, but I'm not sure what I'm gonna say is
gonna reassure you. Like you're saying, oh I need to walk down off a ledge because I have a lot of anxiety.
But I think it's justified anxiety. The good news I think is that people
across Canada have really woken up to that. Like all of a sudden like a giant
slap in the face. And the reaction of Canadians inspires a bit of hope. I wrote
a parody when the first time the news came out that Donald Trump had said, had made a
joke or people thought a joke about Canada as the 51st state.
Which I'll just say last time you were over, which was the first week of 2025, we talked
about that.
So it was pre that.
So I wrote a like parody column like a set in the not too distant future where Canada
was the 51st state.
And you know, mostly for laughs, I kind of looked back from that imagined future and
talked about how the world's
Longest undefended border lived up to its name because when the Americans rolled over they barely faced a fight at all and all of that
um and and you know I I was I
Was making jokes and making a bit of a point and part of the point then was that
Everybody always thinks he's joking at first and they never turns out to be joking
always thinks he's joking at first and then he never turns out to be joking. But I'm not I might tackle that a little bit differently today because the way
Canadians are reacting at least in the short term shows that like we have some
fight in us. We have some sense of national pride. We're willing to go to the
mat for this and and not sort of sleepwalk into it. And I think that that's a reason for some optimism.
But I think Donald Trump is showing
that he's a full-on fascist with,
wants to like wreak economic havoc on the entire world,
not just us.
And he has expansionist ambitions,
and he continues to cast his
eyes our way and there's not a lot of good news from that on that front.
All right I'm looking in the eyes again because you have beautiful eyes you know
this right? They they they see well they they do what they're supposed to do for
me. Well that's important okay. Mr.. Kenan, you've covered this man, you've, you know, you're a journalist with the Toronto Star. If it should come to this,
and this is the only way I think it could ever happen, would the commander in chief
of the world's largest military have his military invade our sovereign nation? like I don't want to be too alarmist and I think it's still a remote possibility
that that would happen
I don't think it's an impossibility right he's not saying right now that he
plans any kind of military invasion in fact he said when when he was asked
about that specifically he said no they would use economic force to take over Canada and so I think he believes that um
But Donald Trump goes from
From point a to point Z or Z as Americans would say said very
Very quickly and in ways that that all the reasonable rational people constantly
tell us not to worry about
I'm like it's in its I mean even just in the case of the insurrection I was there
on January 6th
I'm and what what happened is like when he had lost the election he spent the
months leading up to the election
saying they're gonna try and steal it from me and I'm not gonna let them
steal it right and lots of experts were saying he's laying the groundwork to try and
dispute this election and stay in office even if he loses. But the American system
has all these, you know, it would never work. He's just trying to like, it's a
rhetorical ploy. And then after the election he kept trying to postpone
acknowledging the victory and all of that and everybody you know
two days before January 6th, so January 4th that year I was at a
Giant Trump rally in Rome, Georgia like some like rural, Georgia
Where he was trying to whip up followers and saying you know Mike Pence
I think he's gonna do the right thing he has to do the right thing or else and
I need all of you to stand with me, we're not going to let them steal this
election." And he was basically saying out loud then, I'm not going to give up, we
have to overturn this. And still there was a sense like, yeah, but what can he
do, right? And then I think when he whipped his supporters into a frenzy to
go attack the Capitol building, two days later everybody realize don't like
this was never just rhetoric for him and he's willing to do things that nobody
would have guessed
an american president would do or he would do so
he's opening
openly talking about the possibility of invading greenland
and using military force to seize the Panama Canal and so
in that context when he talks about making Canada 51st state again and again
and again talks about it and says he's planning to use economic force but I
don't think it's a big leap for him to then say oh we have strategic interests
we need to go and protect right like especially when we look at the north which is vast and essentially undefended by Canada at this
stage and the Chinese and the Russians have their eyes on it there are all
kinds of pretexts you could imagine where an American president who wanted
to kind of take over you know demands a military presence there, works backwards, right?
Like, there's a lot of scenarios I can see
that I think we just need to be more alert
to than we have been, but I don't think
the tanks are gonna roll over the border
any time in the next few months or anything.
I remember that quote, it was pretty early,
no, we're gonna use economic force, and, no, we're going to use economic force.
And at some point, he's going to clue into the fact that there is no economic force that
would cause this country, this very unified nation, you alluded to it earlier, but I feel
it like this unification.
I'm not so sure, but Alberta, we'll get back there, but very unified country.
And at some point, he's's gonna clue into the fact that oh
It's almost like the Grinch couldn't stole Christmas like they were still singing at the end of that. Yeah
That's a perfect
So Christmas wait a minute the tariffs are at two hundred fifty five hundred percent one thousand percent and they still want to stay Canadian
Yeah, and I was um, I wrote a column,
I think white guys of our age maybe see hockey
as like too much Canadian metaphor in hockey, right?
Maybe too often we go to it.
Possibly.
But I think after the Four Nations Cup.
Elbows up, for example.
Yeah, yeah.
But I think after the Four Nations Cup,
when Canada won, and you know, was a a slight underdog like it wasn't like some
David and Goliath story, but but given
Trump and all of that it had taken on this bigger dimension. This is not just a hockey game. Not just a hockey series. It's a
it's a
proxy war for the for the trade war that's launching in the potential real war of the future and right and
I think like every hockey fan, Canadian hockey fan,
has this sense that like, I mean,
it's the fallacy of fandom altogether
that like your yearning, your faith,
your undivided attention and concentration,
your wanting it so bad, is going to
help the team win, right? And almost for sure, the American players want
it just as much as the Canadian players, but the American public, by and large,
it's only of passing interest to them, right? Like they can hop on the bandwagon
or whatever, but it's like not really like it means anything to them and so to us it means so much so
it's so important and I I was thinking and this is what I wrote in my column is
that when it comes to a hockey game likely me and you sitting and screaming
at our televisions and praying and and you know wearing our lucky jersey and all of that
had no effect on the outcome right of course right but that stuff can have a
dramatic effect when we get into the kind of conflict we're actually getting
into the fact that the Canadian people like as Stephen Harper right a
conservative said like would be willing to like suffer impoverishment
to fend this off.
I think Canadians are braced for that.
They're hoping that it doesn't take that, but they're braced for that and they're ready
for that and they're willing to go through it.
Whereas I think the average American, to the extent that they're vaguely aware that among the
battles Trump is picking because they're big fish to fry right at home for them
but they're aware that the battles Trump is picking include an economic fight
with Canada I don't think they are braced to withstand any amount of
suffering in the name of that fight like most Americans don't want to take over Canada, first of all. And second of all, I think, how much impoverishment are
you willing to go through in support of Trump's war against Canada? I think the answer for
most average Americans is none. None impoverishment, right? Not one little bit bit and a trade war hurts everybody right so that there's gonna be pain for them, too
So I mean I think if we're talking about an economic force we're gonna get
often the worst of it, but we are
Prepared to take the worst of it in a way that they're not prepared to take any badness at all and listen I will
live in the shed
before I will live in the shed before
I will agree to
be in the other part of all
of this that irks me is this
fifty first state rhetoric,
because of course we would never
be the fifty first state, right?
We would be what's the
designation Puerto Rico has?
Possession, the territory, right?
That's what Canada would be, where
they don't vote. They don't vote
for president, right?
In Puerto Rico, they don't. And there is periodic talk about making Puerto Rico a state
But of course the Republicans don't want that because they think it would be Democrat state that would give him two more seats in the Senate
Right. Um, right when that's precisely what would be this this landmass of almost 40 million people is not getting the same voting rights
As California or Texas. Well, I mean
people is not getting the same voting rights as California or Texas? Well, I mean, who knows?
It's hard to foresee.
I mean, he talks about it as a 51st state.
Now Canadians would, if we were even to contemplate any scenario where we were peacefully joining,
we would think of it as the 10 new states, not one new state, right?
But there is, I don't actually-
I mean, we'd be a state, even if we were put in as one state, we'd be the size of California.
And Trump has talked about it as a state from the beginning.
I think they'd have a hard time.
You know, it's possible.
But you just said the sentence, peaceably join the United States.
Right. And like I said-
My brain can't come up with a scenario.
Like there is no, like it doesn't compute.
Like I think, and I'm, again, I'm a guy living in Toronto and I understand that carries its
own, you know, I was born and raised here.
I've only lived in one city.
Later we should talk about this moment when you came to the door and the MP for this riding
is at my door when you arrive.
Like and he's there and there's a little little chat there is just it's
We didn't even get to the point fact that we're in an election cycle here
But there is no I can't even compute a scenario where Canada peacefully joins in any way
the United States of America peacefully yeah, well not not
Not from the position. We're in right now, right?
Not from the starting point we came in right now.
I don't know, like if you got kids, we both combined,
we have many, many, many children, we have families.
Where is this impoverishment?
Impoverishment?
Where am I going for there?
But how desperate, like economically,
have we been devastated where we realize,
okay, it's time to capitulate here and give up our sovereignty?
Yeah, well, that's the thing is I don't think,
I don't see that scenario unfolding, right?
So you're saying my mild anxiety is well-warranted
is what you're telling me.
Yeah, I think so.
And it shouldn't be mild.
It sounds like I need to elevate it.
Yeah, or maybe you're already at just the right level
of anxiety. Okay, that's what I want to hear.
So did you hear the cold open off the top?
Yeah.
Because you mentioned the four nations.
That's a FOTM Chantel Kravyažek.
I've been airing only from FOTMs though, these PSAs that I get from this group, they're called
the pro bono group and they share these pro Canada PSA's.
In fact, I aired one off the top of an episode that had Colin Mochrie and his wife, Deborah McGrath,
who are FOTM as well. I mean, he's friends of Toronto Mike, if you're just kind of wandering
by here. But that apparently got the attention of CNN. Are you aware that I was on CNN?
I was not aware of that.
Okay, so this is big news for you, Ed Keenan. Since you were last here, yeah, so since you were last here, I spoke with Audie Cornish on the
CNN This Morning show, live from right here. Like that happened to talk about this. Like
I'm, yeah, I mean, I, you're the voice of Canada, you and Doug Ford. Well, that's it.
I've been looking who else is getting the call from Canada and it's Doug Ford, it's Olivia Chow and Toronto Mike.
Yeah, well, as it should be, right?
As it should be.
Yes, absolutely.
Everything's right in the world,
but your homework is to go to YouTube at some point
and just put in the keywords, CNN, Toronto Mike.
And let me know how I did here.
Because like my five, this is a few weeks ago,
but since your last visit.
But I'm telling you, the level I'm at is such
that I could see it happening.
And really, I don't know,
since we both have children and families,
all I'm thinking is how do I get them somewhere safe
so I can join the insurgency?
Yeah, it's weird that I had a conversation
with my kids at dinner one day about
whether there's, you know, would be a draft in Canada, which of my kids would likely be draft eligible, given the timing of it, whether or not
I would enlist, which I almost certainly would if they would take my middle-aged
ass. Well, I actually am trying to get myself in tip-top condition for this
insurgency. That's why the the number of kilometers on your bike in March.
Ah, I see.
You do belong as a journalist at the country's highest circulated newspaper.
Where this...
But isn't it amazing?
Because we've been doing this quarterly for years and it's amazing we're now having these
talks because I have two sets of kids and there's an where we're now having these talks because I have, you know, two sets of
kids and there's an older set where I have these kinds of conversations and then the younger set
where it's literally my role to keep them completely oblivious. Like I feel it's like,
oh, what don't worry about anything. Yeah. Yeah. Singing lessons and soccer and everything's
amazing. So I have that chat with the almost 11 year old and the recently turned, what is she now?
Nine year old, I have to keep track of this.
And then the 23 year old and 21 year old
were having these kinds of conversations.
And it's like I play, I put on both father hats.
Right, yeah.
I got three teenagers now.
So the youngest is still just graduating from grade eight.
So she's still got a foot in childhood,
but it's not shelter them from the news,
because you can't at that age.
Like she's aware of things going on in the world,
and so we're having family conversations
that are kind of interesting.
But yeah, I'm sure there's lots of these conversations
happening across this country.
Well, I'll tell you, like, I went to,
and I wrote about this too.
So there's a bunch of groups now who've embraced the slogan
Elbows Up and they're not all affiliated with each other so there was like a big
Elbows Up Canada rally at Nathan Phillips Square but then there's
another group like like a week later had the Elbows Up Toronto meeting yes at the
Metropolitan United Church.
Charlie Angus was there, yeah, and made a really fiery speech. John Sewell helped to
organize it and people who've been in Toronto for a long time, who've been politically
aware for a long time will remember back in the 1990s, John Sewell kind of led the anti-mega
city fight and he did it from a group that met weekly in the 1990s, John Sewell kind of led the anti-mega city
fight and he did it from a group that
met weekly in the Metropolitan United
Church, so right in that same location,
right? And I spoke to, for my
Toronto Star podcast, I spoke to
David Cromby. No, David Cromby was also
there. Ken Greenberg, who's a former urban design
director for the city of Toronto, and like genuinely on all kinds of Toronto projects,
like Concerned Citizen. But he moved to Canada as a young man, as a draft resistor, right?
So he was in college, he got drafted to fight
in the Vietnam War and moved to Toronto
to make his new home instead of that.
So actually came as like essentially a refugee
from the American government.
Sure, like Bill King and many a great Canadian.
But so he was one of the ones who initially founded it.
He sent an email to a bunch of people
and said, what can we do, right?
How can we get involved? How can we get organized?
So before they even knew there was this Elbows Up Canada rally and group starting,
they
they start named their group Elbows Up Toronto, planned this meeting.
And I have to say going to the meeting itself, like, is
is, it was part rally, right? Like, and there's some value to just going
to be among a group of people who will shout at the top of their lungs like, no way, right? Over my
dead body? No. Yeah. But it's also like, and I'm interested to watch how this
evolves because their idea in John Sewell's sort of community organizing
model is kind of that you get these people together and get inspired together
but then you also use that as a planning purpose for your further action and then
it will be like decentralized so people will come to these meetings and speakers
will talk about this is what our government should be doing like these are
the policies we should be pursuing and people in the crowd will say and they'll
say you know we need to organize letter writing campaigns.
We need to everybody here to call or organize a meeting with their member of provincial parliament and insist that the provincial government do X or Y or Z or consider it, right?
But then they also like have suggestions for like these are the kinds of things that you and I can do. You know and whether that's buying local or watching local
and supporting the cultural industries or whether it's something else right
like and and I don't I don't have a lot of equally obvious things but like we
can't take muskets and go to the border right now because there's no shooting
war but like what can we do to play a role in this? And so people are supposed
to be sharing ideas there but they also share information so then you get like
little subgroups like it's like a bunch of residents here will become like elbows
up New Toronto and you and your neighbors will be organizing the bottle
drives to fundraise for the like whatever. And it's just like I feel like
in my circle of acquaintance, yeah, there's an almost
really unified desire to be part of the resistance, right? To be, to man the barricades. Yes.
And not a lot beyond like, canceling your Amazon subscription, and looking at the Made in Canada
labels on your groceries, not a lot of
other ideas of what exactly to do, right? And so to the extent that these guys
plan to meet every two weeks I think in that church and try to build up a
movement out of it that's action-oriented, I'm interested to see what
they come up with. I was gonna ask you about this because I representing
Toronto Mike there was Banjo Duncan Fremlin the you
know elbows up correspondent for yeah Mike in fact out of this so you know
Charlie Angus dropped by here since your last visit and just to talk about this
very subject yeah so it's something he is he's like in his semi-retirement back
to music this has become his full-retirement back to music.
This has become his full-time passion is this very subject, right?
It's all interesting because he came over to talk about the music stuff and then he announced he was
not going to run in the next federal election and we had a rapport because we hit it off obviously
because he's a punk rock politician talking about Queen Street in the 80s like he's made for Toronto
Mike and then I wrote him him an email on a Sunday,
and this was all swirling around
in my tiny, tiny little brain.
And I'm like, Charlie, I need to talk about this.
Sort of like how I need to talk about this
with you right now.
It's a good thing I have a forum
to talk about all this shit.
Who needs a therapist?
So I said, Charlie, and I know Charlie lives in James Bay,
like he lives in Timmins or somewhere far away.
And I'm like, hey, I need to talk.
This is a Sunday or something.
I wrote an email.
Charlie, I need to talk about this.
When could you visit the basement?
He writes back two minutes later,
how's tomorrow morning?
Okay.
I clear the track.
Here comes Shaq.
Okay. Here comes Charlie Angus.
It turns out he was coming to town
to be on the agenda with Steve Paikin.
And I think like many people are
starting to do, they sort of drop by here first to work out their rap or whatever before they sit
down with Pagan. It's like the pre-interview. Yeah. Work it out. And, you know, I had the cameras
going and I got, there was some tremendous sound bites. Like this hour has 22 minutes took something
I put on YouTube of Charlie and I talking during that visit and just
aired it as part of this they did a bit about Wayne Gretzky and
And they aired this so there I am on this hour's this is before CNN. I'm on this hour is 22 minutes with Charlie Angus
zero attribution I
Know this hour is 22 minutes is a comedy program. It's not a program
Don't you think would it be so tough to put from Toronto Mike? Well, they're stealing your intellectual property zero at their own commercial purpose
You know what the kicker is here. Mr. Toronto star. I
I took this video
I recorded the video of me being on this hours 22 minutes and I uploaded it to my youtube channel and I got a copyright strike
Okay, think about it because it belongs to CBC they steal from me my YouTube channel they air it nationally which is nice zero attribution and then when I
upload that same clip to my YouTube I'm stealing from the CBC right what do you
think about that is the right about that it's yours the Toronto Mike team of lawyers. You know what?
Lauren Honigman and I had a long chat just yesterday, so don't worry.
I got Laura Lawrence. I know I let that one go.
And then I said, well, CNN will attribute me fairly.
And they did. So it's all it's all fine and dandy there.
But Charso, yes, I'm very interested in these.
What's happening? Because I did then write an email to John Sewell.
And he said he was too busy to come on Toronto Mic'd.
So I struck out, he's too busy to come on.
He's in his 80s, I understand.
Yeah.
So Banjo Dunk is working on David Cromby actually
and we're gonna see what we can do.
But I'm very interested in all this.
Ken Greenberg is also,
he's probably possibly be keen to talk to you.
When John Sewell first emailed me about that Elbows Up Toronto group to just say, we're
having this meeting, this is what we're working on, he offered that Ken Greenberg and then
a younger member of their steering committee who's like, they consciously, like a lot of
these people are veterans of the wars in Toronto over the
years, right? So David Crombie and John Sewell and Barbara Hall is part of this too.
Barbara Hall, Kathleen Wynne, like they're of a certain generation and so I think
they realized we need to... so they have some like youth members of their
steering committee who are university student age who are trying to, you know,
bring young people
who've never been part of this kind of organizing
because they're, you know, the pandemic,
but beyond the pandemic, their whole sense of like
being political and being active is an online world, right?
So trying to bring them into it.
So, but those were the people who John Sewell
at the time was saying were available to talk about it.
So we'll see where all this goes, but I'm feeling you mentioned it's a it's in a lot of us to be a part of the resistance and I'm feeling it like I never thought I'd have these moments and these thoughts like I and then I mentioned that Mike Richards was on.
What day is it? Last week, I guess it was. I've lost track. No, it was earlier this week. I've lost track of everything, Ed Keenan. So earlier this week, Mike Richards comes by. He has a big announcement to make that sounds familiar I know but we do it and I'm telling
him some of the thoughts he goes oh so you're a bomb shelter guy and then I have this moment
where he's saying is I don't think I'm a bomb shelter guy like right but in this like I
I think it would be and you kind of made me feel like I'm not as crazy as Mike Richards
thinks I am but you'd be bit, I think it would be crazy
to not take these threats seriously. No, yeah. From somebody you don't trust. And I was going to ask
you, because you cover American politics so closely. We've always been told, I've been told
this since grade school when you learn about the American political system, they kept telling me
about these checks and balances, okay? You remember sitting in primary school and then you get that
lesson about how the American legislature and you got, remember sitting in primary school and then you get that lesson
about how the American legislature
and you got your Supreme Court
and you got your Senate, your House,
and then there's a president
and these checks and balances in place.
Are these checks and balances gonna hold up
with a fascist wannabe dictator?
Well, and what you realize very quickly,
watching Trump even in his first term
and then
even more so now as stay
but basically are dismantling large sections of the american government
civil service
and pushing his heart as fast as they can
against the judiciary right like
to defy
judicial orders and openly say you know like the vice president will or
you on musk will or the press secretary of the president and states will you
know who does that judge work for
we're the bosses
no un-elected judge is going to tell us
what we can and can't do it is like well
that's actually the american system is that that un-elected judge does get to tell you right um but but you realize
very quickly and it's true in Canada too how much of what we consider to be like
we I mean broadly all of us who grew up in the liberal west or whatever you want to call it. How much of it is enforced by the good faith of the people involved?
So there is a constitutional convention
that you know the prime minister
goes and asks the you know governor-general
you know I do not have the confidence of the House,
will you grant me an election? And the Governor General has the option to either grant it or
ask the opposition if they think they can form a government and all of that, right?
Right. And yet if you have an entirely shameless actor in the Prime Minister's office, this is
what the law says they should do. Constitutional convention, that's the law, right?
But if they just don't do it, we don't have like a constitutional police force
who goes out and puts handcuffs on them.
We don't have like a, like, and then you come to these, you know, constitutional crises
which are, should at that point the head general of the military step in to enforce a Supreme
Court order against the elected head of state, you know, in the case of the United
States, right? And it's unclear, right? Like, and depending on how we're viewing
this crisis having emerged, we might say yes, but in other
senses we'd say that's like an illegal coup to have the military take over, right? The president,
the commander of chief of the military, so should the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff say,
sir, I'm relieving you of command because like, so these are legitimate crises, and yet they're the only like real world enforcement
mechanism.
The other enforcement mechanisms are the like decency and sense of shame and care for the
democratic integrity of the institutions of the people involved.
And if the we had a like tiny mini version of this in Toronto under Rob Ford.
You sound like it's an echo.
I feel like we've had this talk because you covered Rob Ford's Merrill period.
And there was a point where everybody was saying, can't this guy be fired?
Well, there's no mechanism for Toronto City Council to fire their own mayor.
It's just our longstanding expectation is that in these
circumstances somebody would do it. They would step down, right? They would.
Of course.
And so it's like the framers of the American Constitution did set up all these checks and
balances, but they were assuming a certain minimal level of like basic human decency among everybody who would ever be
elected.
Right, because if you didn't have that, you would never win the electoral college and
be democratically elected because the American people, you wouldn't have got even on the
ballot or at least not as one of the major two parties, if you lacked that decency.
And what we did see in Trump's first term, he got away with a lot more than he should have.
He pushed aside the general rule of law more than you would have expected in advance.
But he did encounter significant pushback, including from officials he had appointed.
People who at the time did not appear to be like democratic sympathizers or even reasonable
people, like people like Bill Barr, the attorney general, right?
People like Mitt Romney, who had been the Republican candidate for president,
like there were Republicans and people Trump himself appointed who essentially
at certain points were saying no sir this is like you're going too far right?
They got to the point of members of his own party voting against him in
impeachment proceedings and whatnot and yet not not enough to actually formally of members of his own party voting against him in impeachin proceedings
and whatnot and yet not not enough to actually formally do it but enough that
he was held back by people he himself appointed in the first term and it was
exactly their commitment to the rule of law their commitment to the idea of what
the United States is supposed to be about on to the integrity of the entire
system and to doing ultimately,
as partisan as they may have been and as many compromises as they were willing to make along
the way for partisan purposes, to draw a line in the sand and say, this is too far, right?
Right.
He's carefully made sure there's none of those people left this time, right?
And that's the really scary thing, because I thought the first time around was pretty
scary, but some of the institutions of American government in the end held as protection against
it and just barely, with like lots of holes in the dam and water shooting through, but
it held up and he had to leave. I mean for one example that always strikes me is
Vice President Mike Pence actually certifying the results of the 2020 like
now we have JD Vance more of a single fan I always mispronounce that word but
it's not it's almost like Trump learned to surround himself with like-minded yes
people and not have to worry about somebody doing the right thing.
Exactly. Yeah, and I mean I think he was pretty open. You really don't want me to
lose this anxiety. Loyalty is the only... loyalty to him personally, right, is the
only quality that he thinks is valuable and people who have gone out of their
way and this is why the talk about the election being stolen last time was useful as a
litmus test because people who were willing to people were willing to stay
stand up and say Donald Trump says the sky is green therefore the sky is green
are demonstrating like they are humiliating themselves in public in a way that demonstrates that their loyalty to him is more important to them than anything else
Including their own dignity right right and so that's a that's a qualifying characteristic for service in the Trump administration
And and that's that's where we're at so when I asked you a few minutes ago about checks and balances it sounds like these checks and balances
aren't gonna hold up what this time we'll see they still exist um midterm
elections that are coming up there are like popular opinion coming up like I
mean he's done a lot of hundred days you know we're a hundred days into this
like I said to yeah I said to my wife Rebecca the other day because there was I mean, 18 months or something. He's done a lot in 100 days. You know, we're 100 days into this.
I said to, yeah, I said to my wife, Rebecca, the other day, because there was like something had
come up and we were watching something. I just like looked it up on my phone just to be doubled.
Sure. I was like, you know, the inauguration was just like, less than two and a half months ago,
like just over two months ago. Right. Like this is like, like, uh, it feels like we've been living through it for years.
So as you know, my resident expert on the constitution of the United States of America,
may I ask you about the, these executive orders? So, uh, in particularly, and again,
I'm nothing too deep because I know you're now covering Toronto, which we will get to in a
moment, but I think, but these executive
orders, you know, he's always signing executive orders and yesterday happens. I said your
timing is impeccable because yesterday was that liberation day with all the tariffs and
he had that chart and everything. And he's there's even tariffs on countries that only
have penguins or something like this. And that what's the French island off of Newfoundland?
Oh, that place. Yeah, you'll come to me the name again. It's a French island off of Newfoundland? Oh.
That place, you'll come to me the name again,
it's a French name and Pique, whatever it is,
apparently has like a 99% tariff on it
because whatever formula, because apparently
they don't import anything from the States,
but they export like lobster and this formula,
which is just like, I feel like they went into Google.
They're like, oh, this trade imbalance.
Yeah, like this spit out a 99% tariff on this Pierre and me.
Milan, it'll come to me.
Everyone knows what I'm talking about.
But OK, so yesterday was this all the tariffs.
He can do I'm seriously curious.
He can do all that by signing in an executive order like.
There are certain things he can do
by signing in an executive order and there are
certain things that he needs a legal pretext to do. So for instance the
tariffs against Canada and Mexico that were initially announced were being
justified that he can act in in times of a crisis an emergency right especially a border
emergency he can act to secure the borders in an emergency by executive
order without authorization from Congress right so the fentanyl stuff
right was all a legal pretext to to the fact that he can do this by executive order.
That he doesn't need to go to Congress and get permission.
Because it's security of America.
And so that's why every time anybody looked at this fentanyl thing and said, including many Americans,
some of them even saying the quiet part out loud in his administration,
like Canada is not a significant source of fentanyl into the united states if
anything the flow goes the other way right um
that there's no danger like that the fentanyl crisis
as a like poisoning the people overdose crisis
exists in both countries right as as a part of a larger opioid epidemic in both countries.
It's tragic. And yet nobody's really smuggling it into the US from here.
But they knew that. And so you say, well why go through this
whole charade? This is about economic force against Canada to, to first of all,
sub subject us and make us their minions and then maybe make us the 51st state
along the way. If that's what it's about, why not just say that?
And Trump does kind of hint at it sometimes, but they need this legal fiction.
Now the other question, given what we were just talking about,
it's like legal for who? Because like, well, if it comes to the courts, like,
he could justify them. He could justify any order that came from, whether it's from an
international court or whether it's from an American court saying, you're not actually
allowed to do this. You have to go get Congress to authorize it. But it's like one more obstacle
and argument on the way there, right? Like they say you can't do that by executive order.
He says, oh, yes, we can because of this emergency.
If you want to litigate that, I'll see in court in a couple of years when the date comes
up, right?
And in the meantime, we're doing it.
And that they're doing the same thing.
It's not it's not like Canada's special in this regard.
They're doing the same thing in immigration. They're doing the same thing in all's not like Canada's special in this regard. They're doing the same thing
in immigration. They're doing the same thing in all kinds of American laws, including just like firing tens of thousands of civil servants and setting that like disassembling entire
government departments. They shut down the USAID, which is like massive foreign aid office, but also international develop office.
This is huge. People in Africa are going to die because of this, because it was shut down.
They already are dying. It's like disease prevention, it's nation building, it's democratic
supports, it's like there's all kinds of things. So just kind of shutting it down overnight,
kinds of things, right? So just kind of shutting it down overnight, raised a question in the United States is like, can he even do that? Like he's the head
of the government, so he's the executive who like is in charge of hiring and
firing and organizing and doing those departments, but there's also a law that
says that like he has to spend money that's set aside by Congress. If
Congress says this is the budget for foreign aid,
the president doesn't have the authorization to say,
yeah, well, we're not going to do that. Congress set aside that money.
They allocated those funds. His job is to administer them, not to
decide not to do it.
And yet, so that is a legitimate argument in the United States
about whether what he's doing is legal, but he's going to do it in the meantime, and maybe
one day the Supreme Court's going to tell him he wasn't actually allowed to do that,
and maybe he'll pay attention or maybe he won't, but it's a lot harder to like undo
this stuff later. Like how you, you know, hire back thousands of people, reopen offices
that were closed. Like, like it's a lot easier to work fast and break things and then when people
say you weren't supposed to break it, you say, oh well, I guess, what are you going to do? Rebuild
it from scratch? Like yeah and in the meantime, those meals ain't on wheels.
You know what I'm talking about, bro?
Yeah, no, exactly.
Jeez, okay, by the way, a fact check.
It's Daniel Dale.
No, it's not Daniel Dale, it's Hayref, sorry.
Saint Pierre in Miquelon.
I hope I'm saying Miquelon correctly.
I have grade nine French.
This is the French island off the coast of Newfoundland.
This is the French island off the coast of Newfoundland.
Massive lobster trade imbalance with the United States.
It's like three million dollars of lobster
goes to the States and they don't actually
import anything from the States.
So this algorithm, this very simple math,
which is like trade imbalance divided
by whatever that little formula was.
I saw on Reddit, they figured out the formula
and it's quite laughable actually.
But that's whatever it spit out is the tariff
and it spit out this 99%, I guess,
because I guess they had no 100, it's gotta be got you know and yeah 99 percent tariffs on those lobsters coming from
Saint Pierre in Mycologne but at least there's human beings at in that island
here okay so Ed Keenan do you wish you were back covering the United States of
America presidential politics or are you glad
you're here now where I think you're covering Toronto? I may have given an
answer like this to you at an earlier time like during the election or
something but but it's the truth is that I see saw back and forth between being sort of jealous of whoever is covering it.
Um, and at the start, like we don't have a full-time Washington bureau chief anymore, but
still like sort of sort of feeling like like I have stuff to say and there's things I'd like
to witness. There's um, this is exciting, right? And And in the journalism world, in the writing world in
general, like conflict makes good stories. Exciting stuff gets your heart pumping. It
makes you feel like this is important, right? I am contributing to history here. And I miss
that.
The truth was, truth is though too, there are as many days or maybe more where
something happens
And I'm so glad I don't have to like
Get on a plane and go and cover it or I'm so glad that I don't have to try to
Unfurl the lies of it or stand in the midst of a crowd of Trump supporters who are
You know doing doing horrible things and being horrible people right in front of me. Um, like I
It gets exhausting and so
Yeah, I I do miss the rush
and the sense of monument like
Like of being an eyewitness to history or a recorder of part of that history.
I miss that some days. And I still have the latitude to write about this stuff sometimes for the star in my column. But there are a lot of days, and I think, where I'm so relieved
that it's not my job to work late to do that, to have to cover that stuff,
that there are other people whose job is to spend day and night paying attention
to it and worrying about it. And contributing to that, I think quite
aside from that professional feeling, my family and I have had a lot of conversations over
the last couple of months about how glad we are we came back to Canada when we did because
just to be living here with my children feels like I'm in the right place at this moment.
We did enjoy living in the United States and there was a lot to like about it and like
for all that we've been talking about and and i am a proud canadian a fierce defender the thing
about like going down to cover the united states was that there were crazy
political things happening but i genuinely kind of love the united states
but i love it as a neighbor right like like i like american culture and i think
it's it's huge and problematic and the United States as a country has been the evil empire but also the hero of the story at different
times it's like the history is complicated but like the culture and
large parts of the United States are things that I genuinely love and I
genuinely feel like like have contributed great things to my life.
Like whether we're talking about movies or literature or food or music or just their
wrestling with those complicated parts of their history and sometimes finding the right
thing and sometimes not but like as a neighbor as a as a relative like somebody somebody sitting
here experiencing it from afar like I think there's a lot to like about the
United States but there's that does not the same as wanting to be subsumed in it
and I also think at a certain point living there
witnessing its problems
and feeling like as much as i was there
as a
recorder of those things an interpreter of them for canadians
that there's a helplessness in that my family and i these are our problems to
solve
these are our battles to even join
we are outsiders here, we'll
always be outsiders here. And our home is back in Toronto, right? And so now we're back
home and so there are days I miss the job, days I'm relieved I don't have to do the
job, but an overriding sense that I'm in the right place in the world right now with my
family.
So I'm looking at the clock. So I think this episode is going to be an hour on what's on our minds in our
hearts. And that is a lot to do with what's happening south of the border.
And I thought that was a very thoughtful answer by the way.
And then we're going to do an hour on more, you know, hyper local,
local things after I give you some cool swag for making the trip here.
But my last moment, so I'll say this then you
go and then I'll do some things and then but I was gonna say not to be your you
know amateur psychiatrist again but hearing you speak of the states and I
mean I majored in history and it's the American history that's fascinating like
so I totally get what you're saying and these are you, you live there and you spoke very warmly and you almost
said the word ally, you called them like a relative.
But yeah, until very recently, we all looked at that big, powerful country to
the South as our closest ally, our protector.
Like we didn't have to worry about being a strong military because our buds are
big buds would have our back, right?
We've learned some valuable lessons.
Like that's literally the defense strategy of Canada
is gonna be the Americans are gonna stand beside it really really is like if
anyone if Russia messes up there we knew that you know America's not gonna let
that happen don't worry so I think the part of the reason this is striking such
a nerve and angering and riling up us you know I consider myself like a
peaceful peace and love beatnik kind of guy. Like the fact that I'm ready to join some kind of insurgency and help protect the
sovereignty of this nation. Like, I think it's because of how much it hurts for your
closest ally to pick a fight for no reason and inventing reasons and beans and trying
to devastate, like literally trying to devastate you
economically and for you to say I don't trust that this country won't resort to military might
in order to get what this president clearly wants like the fact that this is actually happening from
just like a human it's it's a sense of betrayal right of course it's absolute betrayal it's like
you know when you when Michael Corleone kisses Fredo, right?
You were my brother.
That's it.
And that's exactly it.
Like they were our brother and they were our big brother.
Right?
So, so that speaks to why it hurts to close.
And then you get your time out.
Is that I think, and we're starting to hear this from some of the candidates in the election, but I do think that like, there is a hope, and it's not a completely unfounded hope,
that in the short to medium term, we can write and repair this economic relationship somewhere,
somewhat right, that Trump might back down from this terror fever dream against Canada
and the whole world.
But we won't trust him ever again.
We'll never be fooled again.
Right.
We can never go back to that complacent sense of believing that no matter what happens,
the United States will be on our side because we have seen clear evidence that even when
nothing happens, right, they can betray us overnight.
Yes.
And you get a time out here and I would just
echo that sentiment 100% and just say that it'll never be repaired to the way it was.
And no matter what, we'll never think of the United States again the way we have our entire,
you know, we're 250 something year old guys here, the way we have our entire life. So let me
something your old guys here, the way we have our entire life.
So let me share with the listenership that Mr. Ed Keenan, quarterly guest on Toronto mic,
love talking to him as you can hear in the headphones there.
I have for Ed a large lasagna from Palma
pasta and I want to give my love. He's cheering from the other room.
I want to give my love to Palma pasta. the other room. I want to give my love to Palma Pasta.
They're going to feed us at TMLX 18, which is going to be June 26 at Great Lakes Brewery,
which is 30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard.
So this event's from 6 to 9 p.m.
I hope Ed can make it out.
I'm going to definitely ping him before and see if he can make it out.
People with the FOTMs would love to see Ed Keenan.
But they're going to feed us.
So thank you, Palma. Thank you, Great Lakes. And this is exciting news. Al Gregor,
who will be there at this event, he's hosting a great show for Mineris called Yes, We Are Open,
and they are now dropping episodes from season eight. And in these episodes, Al Gregor went to
Saskatchewan. He went to Regina specifically, and he's bringing back these
inspiring stories with small business owners. So we get to, you know, here in Toronto, I've been,
I realize, I think every, like I live in this Toronto bubble Ed, and it's like, I've had to,
you know, Bruce Dobigan came over recently, Bruce Dobigan has been living in Calgary for years,
and he thinks so differently about everything. It's like, I guess we're the same species in the
same country, but it's like, that's why, you know, you mentioned Alberta earlier. It's like I guess we're the same species in the same country,
but it's like that's why you know you mentioned Alberta earlier. It's really, I speak Toronto and
I have to remind myself sometimes that the whole country is not Toronto. Like this is a problem I
have and I've been working on it. So Bruce will tell me what he's thinking and then he's not alone
in that province. So it's I'm just glad that Al Grego gets out of the GTA and you went to actually
Saskatchewan and talked to people in Regina and he sent over, Ed, I saw you using this at your 50th
birthday party.
You got kids, right?
I don't know if they all have one yet, but this is a wireless speaker from Monaris.
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And of course you already know this.
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Oh no, you do though, actually.
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I'm glad you drove here today instead of taking the bike.
I can't believe I said those words, but.
Well, the weather was, it is good cycling weather, but yeah.
It's beautiful out there.
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Do you like a nice clean car?
I, I do.
I enjoy it more than I'm good at keeping it that way.
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I think this is why they said hey, could we be on the show in April?
Spring cleaning happens because you know you've accumulated all your stuff and all of that.
But it's also like when we're in the summer and we're going on road trips and stuff,
we're often just like in the car as a family.
But it's like a trip is an occasion where like you clean it up, you come back, you wash it up again. It's like the long tail of Toronto winters are kind of for me like
in my home, in my car, in everything kind of a like let's just camp out and wait.
Right? Like I got a bunch of stuff in my garage I got to take or in my
porch I got to take out to the garage to store but like the snow was too high and
then it was too cold and then I was
What a way to so it's like, you know, we're getting to that time. So well, I think this is why they said
Hey, can we we join you and partner with you for April because they know Kenny us Torontonians us Canadians
We're coming out of this winter. Our car needs some help in this. Yeah time right here. Hey, so let's go hyper local for a minute
I got some quick hits here. But one is do we know who burned down that red canoe?
as
As I do not know as of this time we're speaking and news may have broken about it
well while we were talking about sure and
That was one that I just like you're just like who would do that why would you do this is my question
we do that? Why would you do that? This is my question. Who would do that? So in some ways what you hope was the case, like what you would hope
is the case first of all and this should go without saying but it doesn't. So I'll just
say it should not have happened. Given that it happened I think the better case scenario is that it's like a bunch of
drunk teenagers who started a little fire, you know, for the reason. Maybe they
didn't know. They're either gonna warm their hands on it or whatever or they're
gonna like they just like to see stuff burn but they they didn't realize was
gonna burn the whole thing right down. Stupid teenagers is best case scenario.
Okay. You know and the the worst case scenarios are that somebody
intentionally did it because like,
they don't want us to have nice things.
They don't want any beautiful symbol of like,
a neighborhood there to continue existing.
It's just like, like so, yeah.
But as of, so the last I read I think I this morning
I was looking in the story
I had been reading was not updated or anything like that and so it was like the police are looking into it
They have not yet announced that they knew who did it or why or have any you know speculation on that
But it is like there there's gotta be security cameras
and stuff out there.
I mean, I hope we figure out who did it.
Yeah, this is fresh, this is only from this week
and I think it was Sean McAleff who,
I follow him on Blue Sky.
You don't post much on Blue Sky, do you?
No, and I might get into it, I might get into it.
It's more like, you know what like I think you and I have talked about
this before I used to be kind of like a
Twitter power user like there was a certain point where like I live tweeted the the birth of one of my children
right like um I I was like a
always on sure and
For various reasons over a period of years,
I was using it less and less often for personal reasons.
And partly it's just like I was more engaged
with my kids right in front of me.
But partly the amount of toxic stuff
that you see starts to wear on you.
And I just thought I didn't need that to be
as big a part of my life anymore.
And then X and Elon Musk changed Twitter to be a whole different scale of toxic.
A rage farm.
And, and so I just kind of like stopped.
Right.
But, but in doing that, in that process, like I got out of the habit.
And so the, when I first signed back up for Blue Sky, I was kind of like, oh, this is
like the good old days.
It really does feel like the cocktail party days of Twitter right like where there's a big
audience of people out there some of whom I know and some of whom I don't but
who are engaged in an interesting conversation and sharing interesting
observations or news or updates and and and I thought I could get back into this
and it and I still think I could get back into it but I haven't because I've
just been busy with other stuff.
And so I haven't gotten into the habit of like it being my homepage for the internet
the way that Twitter once was.
Well, that's where I learned.
Sean McAuliffe.
Yeah, Sean, he posted about the Red Canoe and it was a few mornings ago.
I can't remember which was it was two days ago or what not.
It was very couple days ago maybe.
And I got to say it was like at first I'm like, oh, is this a joke?
Like and then someone else of course course, has real-time footage.
I mean, I bike-buy that thing all the time
on the Martin Goodman trail,
but it just seems so senseless,
and I just wondered if we're gonna find out
who the heck did it and why.
But we'll stay tuned for updates in the Toronto Star.
Yeah, that's what we'll do, okay.
Yeah, I mean, the Star has reporters
that'll be updating that for sure.
Of course, of course. Stay on that story.
Now, another story is that was interesting from this week
for especially for guys are vintage
because you and I are similar vintage
and we don't know a Toronto without this giant tower.
No, I just, as I was on my way here,
filed a column on this very subject.
And if I didn't
screw it up phenomenally it'll be published like tomorrow morning okay or
the turn 50 yeah okay 50 years of the CN tower so I just I produce a show for a
great sponsor of this show his name is Nick Ienis and Nick Ienis has a show
called building Toronto Skyline.
Nick has Fusion Corp Construction Management Inc. and they develop condominium towers,
etc.
And he's always tracking skyscrapers and towers and different infrastructure like that.
But we're going to talk to a gentleman from Ontario Erectors.
I promise them I won't make any jokes when I talk about Ontario Erectors.
But this guy Jack is going to be our special guest Friday morning.
So the next episode of Building Toronto Skyline with Nick Aynes is going
to be all about the CN Tower which turned 50. Always been there. Yeah, I mean
for as long as I can remember it's always been there and it's interesting
because this is like I mentioned it in the column that I just wrote that is
gonna be published, but it's like I remember in in the column that I just wrote that is going to be published but it's like
I remember in the nineteen eighties and early nineteen nineties when I was
becoming
old enough that I was aware of these things that there were like
sophisticated adults
who thought it was like a tacky embarrassment
right who would make jokes about like
the world's tallest freestanding phallic symbol,
or it's the symbol of our world-class neediness,
or...
Those hot takes.
You know, that the best view of Toronto
was from the CN Tower,
because it was the only place in Toronto
you couldn't see the CN Tower, right?
Which is a good line.
And it's like, these are the people
who would also explain to me why, like,
jazz was real music,
and the pop music I was listening to was garbage and stuff like that so
it's like whatever a starberry but it is like that just kind of faded out
because I think like at a certain point it's like if you were living in Vancouver
and complaining about the mountains it's like this is just a feature of the
landscape it's like the defining feature of the landscape. It's just part of who we are. It's like ask anyone in Canada to
draw a picture of Toronto and they start by drawing the TN Tower, right?
It's like... 100%. And not to spoil everything, but assuming most readers are not
gonna rush out to read this as soon as it's hot off the press but like I think part of the and bit part of the snobbery back then that I was aware of
these adults having these sophisticated adults right like um was that like
there's nothing snobs nothing that seems more gauche to a certain type of person
than striving right like? Like naked ambition and
striving. And I think part of what I get nostalgic about looking at the CN Tower now, if I reflect on
it, like it's most days is just a feature of the landscape. But when I sat to think about like,
what it represents and what it means and like, we, you know know CN as a company saw a need for
a communication tower and you know they ran a company that did that stuff but
then they're like right here in this abandoned part of Toronto these old
rail lands we could build like oh the tallest building in the world it'll be
not just a communications tower but like a statement and and a tourist attraction
and like and and then that becomes iconic and it's like I don't feel like
we're doing that kind of striving anymore in Toronto and I feel like maybe
maybe I miss it a bit maybe we could like when we're having like these the
fourth hour of debates at City Hall about whether we can open a public
bathroom in the park
because it's like is it worth hiring the employee to do it and it's like well maybe there was a
certain neediness and like embarrassing neediness in our old world-class stuff
but maybe there was also like a sense of building dressing for the job we wanted, right?
Like the city we want to become is a kind of city that can do this stuff and will do
this stuff and will have fun and weird and like world beating attractions.
And I don't necessarily, it's not like I want us to go out and host the Olympics or do like
soft shoe things for like to break world records for the point of them but I would I do feel like some of that spirit
of we have been in in a lot of ways like fulfilling our potential by becoming
bigger and more diverse and and a you know a beacon for the world and yet I
feel like there's a lot of ways where we've lost that sense of ambition that the CN tower embodies and I I'm nostalgic for that.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
No, this every question you ask, I just turn into a like a rant.
No, actually, that's why you're here.
And again, we're going to hit the two hour mark.
It's going to be beautiful, honestly.
But I will. I'll just say that what I love it again, I don't know any better.
I literally have only lived in one city my entire life, which I don't know if that's
sad, maybe that's pathetic, but at least it's this city, which is a pretty cool fucking
city, right?
But I, I love the fact that I can be in different corners of Toronto and I can still see that
damn tower.
Like it literally dominates the skyline to a point where there's so few spots where you
can't see the damn thing.
No, I mean, it's weird because where were we?
We were skiing at Mount St. Louis.
It was like my kids' school's ski trip,
and every year I go as a parent supervisor.
It's the best parent supervisor gig you could ever have.
That's a good gig.
Because you don't actually have to supervise the kids.
There are like professional ski instructors there.
So you just go skiing all day.
So I was skiing with my daughter and two of her friends were
on the lift and they were debating because they were sure they could see
the CN Tower over the horizon and and I was saying like that is almost certainly
not the CN Tower. I think that's just like a radio antenna on the next hill
over. Right. But they're so used to like being able to see it from
everywhere. Yeah. That they're sure even a two hour drive away, that must be it.
Like what?
No, it's I, I, I'm not surprised there were, you know, pundits and I don't know.
That's the way I see it.
Like these Dick Smythe type characters or whatever that might have been crapping on
it back in the seventies.
But as a guy who's like addicted to the waterfront trail and biking it from here in South Etobicoke to often
to just like Cherry Beach there or whatever and then back Sugar Beach at least and back.
It's just that sort of like you always know where you are because of the damn tower and it's like
you can't get lost in this city because of the damn tower. It's just like this beacon.
Yeah, it's like for people who live their whole lives, you say, how do you figure out where South is?
And they will say, like the lake, the lake is South.
The lake is South.
But that's not useful to people
who don't know the city, right?
Yeah, you're standing in the corner of Young and Bluer,
it's like, well, where's the lake?
I don't know, right?
So, but if you say, the CN tower is almost always south,
unless you can see the lake from where you are, right?
Like if you,
Right.
Like for most of the city,
first you have to figure out where south is,
find the CN tower.
Right, if you're on the harbor front,
maybe not, but a hundred percent.
But if you're on the harbor front,
you know, cause you can see the lake.
Cause you can see the lake, right.
I had a tourist, I was biking around downtown and a tourist came up to me and asked me,
where's the aquarium?
And I, I just said, you see that tall thing?
It's like, go there.
It's like at the base of it.
The basis.
Yeah.
So happy birthday, CN tower.
Just glad you're,
One more CN tower thing.
One last little thing.
I didn't go for decades, right?
Cause I went on school trips and with the boy scouts and stuff when I was a kid and then I I was
like at the Sky Dome and stuff but I never went up for years and years and
when we moved back from the US my daughter wanted to go there because she
had never been there that she could remember so we went up and we ate in the
restaurant there but the the revolving years last later so two things all these
years later the view from the CN Tower
could still take your breath away.
It is magnificent.
It is worth the trip up there.
It is, and just to see the city like that, especially at night, it's like, this is amazing.
And secondly, the restaurant that's up there is like kind of fancy.
Yeah, I think so.
But it's like I've eaten in some really nice restaurants and it's not like remarkably great
food. But what it is, is like if you're going to spend the amount of money to ride up the elevator
anyway, the taste of the multi-course tasting menu that they have
or like price fix menu that they have
is like only a little bit more
and includes the elevator ride up.
And so it's like actually a super deal.
Pro tip.
Compared to just going up the elevator.
This ties in brilliantly.
Like we talked a little earlier about Blue Sky
which I'm enjoying and I no longer post on the app
formerly known as Twitter.
And if anyone listens to the Mike Willner visit,
speaking of Toronto Star,
Mike Willner came back a couple of weeks ago.
And after that episode, I posted my very last tweet.
I guess I don't know what we call it now.
It's funny, because then later that night,
I got the email from the CNN producer and said would you come on tomorrow morning?
So anyways, just it all it all I was quite a day. Okay, but on blue sky
I said hey Ed Kenan's coming by you have a question. So the two things is one is Mish says
Great guy gave me good advice for writing. I'll have to tune in later. So Misha you gave me some good advice
That's just like right and not knowing which Mish this might be
among the Michelles and Michaels and-
Yeah, it's not Mishie me.
It's not Mishie me.
But yeah, that's heartening to hear.
And Walk of Life says,
"'He knows so much about the city,
and I'd love to know where he visits
when he has a rare day off.'
I feel like he knows a lot of hidden gems.
So the CN Tower, not quite a hidden gem.
Not a hidden gem.
And it's a good segue.
This is an interesting question
because then you feel like you're on the spot, right?
Like where are the hidden gems?
Give up a hidden gem because then the world,
the million people who listen to this show in 2024,
they're gonna know about this hidden gem
and it won't be a hidden gem anymore.
That's true.
You have to be strategic.
I also feel like I need like, um, like some direction possibly from, from you of like,
what are we looking for restaurants?
Like bars?
Are we looking for like, how about this?
So if Ben Rayner were here, a former colleague of yours, he would talk about, although it's
closed now, we'll get to Ontario Place in a month.
But he would talk about the beach at Ontario Place.
Yeah, yeah.
What he would have told me about.
Yeah.
And him and his daughter going to that beach.
See, a lot of the things that occur to me right off the bat are not so much hidden gems.
Like, they're not obscure, necessarily.
Right.
So much as that they're not as broadly appreciated
as they think they should be.
Like Bluffers Park, Bluffers Park Beach
and Bluffers Park itself at the foot of the Scarborough Bluffs
is just like, I used to say in high school,
because I was like trying to learn to be sophisticated.
And I used to say it's like, because I lived in Scarborough and I
was in that teenage disenchantment with suburban monotony, like a character in a John Humes
movie or something, right? Like, and I sort of bought this ideology off the shelf. Although
I do think there's some alienating things about and life, especially if you're a teenager without a car, but I also think like the zeitgeist of the time was to believe
that that should be alienating, right? But so what I used to say though about
Bluffers Park is it's like maybe the only part of Scarborough you would
photograph for a postcard. Like you're standing there and it looks like
like you can't believe this exists in Toronto
because it is the cliffs are gorgeous um absolutely I love jogging along the
Humber River which to me was a hidden gem because before I moved close to it
I was like an East End kid and I just was like kind of unaware of the Humber
I mean are you talking about like the ATN Brulay Park
Yeah for like a little along there, and it's just gorgeous. Um
I like skating at the bent way. Yeah, I skating at the bent way
Which is like relatively new and again like not on completely undersung. Um, a lot of my favorite hidden gem like
Like I used to be a barfly completely undersung. A lot of my favorite hidden gem like,
like I used to be a bar fly, so I had a lot of hidden gem bars,
and a lot of those have even closed in the meantime,
since I stopped drinking and stopped hanging out in bars.
And a lot of my favorite hidden gem restaurants have closed.
Like I was like always like just a,
I love diners, right?
Like I love greasy spoon diners,
and more and more of them have just like disappeared including
the Dundas Street Grill, which was like relatively big but like great breakfast joint, especially
with a family like because they had a parking lot.
I'll give you a pro tip.
I hope I don't blow it but because I also frequented the Dundas Street Grill and then
was disappointed it was it was closing and where we now go is the Olive,
which is like North Queen and East Mall.
Right.
And it's similar geographically,
but the family can eat there
and I don't have to take out like a loan.
I was already a big fan of Real McCoy Burgers,
which would have been one,
but then when they closed and then there was a big outcry
and they became sort of social media darlings when they reopened at Bellamy and Lawrence there. But it is like a great burger shop. Of
course Apache Burger, if you're a West End person you know Apache Burger. But similar kind of feel
of like an independent place. There's Jumbo Burgers in the junction. I do love Jumbo Burger. It's
under new management in the last couple years and they're still good but they're no longer open as late at night
as they used to. I know, shout out to my buddy James. If you go to Jumbo Burger, you get the onion rings. If you go to Tom's
Dairy Freeze, you get soft serve ice cream. Right. If you go to the the Dairy
Freeze at Caledonia and St. Clair. Oh, there's another one?
Yeah, except it's not the same kind of place.
It's not an ice cream place.
They do have soft serve ice cream,
but it's not like, it's like at some point
there was this branding of like a kind of burger
and ice cream restaurant.
But I think they're independently owned enough
that they're like radically different places
from each other now.
So at Caledonia and St. Clair,
you get the steak
sandwich, steak on a Kaiser. It's so good. The onion rings there are not
worthy. Just get the fries. Get the fries. But writing this down. Yeah. This is good
stuff. And shout out to Mama Martino's right across the street from Tom's Dairy
Freeze, which I like. Again, I'm a palma pasta man. You know this. Yeah.
But I have a lot of kids. Super comfortable too. Yeah. And you don't have
to get a loan. Like the fact that six of us can go to eat at a restaurant. And, uh, it, you know,
when you tap with your phone, there's a $250 limit. Do you know this? Right. And now I've become a,
used to not bringing a real credit card. And then, and then you go to these restaurants where all of
a sudden dinner is cost. It's like, Oh, I'm gonna, Ben Marighi is gonna have to pick up this tab,
but at Mama Martino's, it's still kind of economical,
which is kind of rare, but I only eat it,
poma pasta usually.
But okay, that was you over-delivered on that answer.
And because I'm gonna hit the two hour mark,
I'm gonna move this on here.
Are we already, okay, we're not quite there yet,
but you got more you gotta get to.
But because I gotta, because you know what we haven't
talked about until I brought up the legendary FOTM, Ben Ben Rayner and we're always thinking of the great Ben Rayner on this program but he loves
swimming at that Ontario place which he can't do right now. They closed it down. Yeah. Did you know?
No, I'm just kidding. We cover this so aggressively on Toronto Miked because I, well I just had Ali
Weinstein on this program and she made a documentary about Ontario Place so it aired on TVO. You can
still watch it. It's called in another tomorrow I always
script the name of this place but I'll read this the Ford government is looking
at moving its Ontario Place parking lot north according to emails and documents
obtained by Global News and it appears to be canvassing sites at exhibition
place to build the garage and I'm'm 100% certain you and I have talked about this very thing.
Is there an Ontario Place update for us?
I don't have an update for you.
But I mean, this is like, the thing is that I think, to me, the real scandal of this,
like, hold on, like, the day I, I'm trying to remember if I was jogging or cycling
or if I was driving and I got out of my car
because I was going to a Scepter's game,
but like the day they were clear cutting that forest,
I went by and stopped and like saw it.
And I was like, I didn't cry, but I could have cried.
Like I was feeling so profoundly disappointed.
Yeah. And like this is just so unnecessary. Um and so whether I'll be happy if they don't spend
500 million dollars or something on a parking garage, underground parking garage there, I guess,
like spending less, wasting less money than that
on a new parking garage there would be
better than wasting that money.
Right.
I know Olivia Chow had offered like to help investigate sites
at Ontario, at that exhibition place.
You know, although I don't know that I love the idea
of knocking down the Better Living Center
and putting a giant parking garage there in,
but I mean, you know, there's a limit to how nostalgic
I'm gonna get about the Better Living Center.
It's not one of my more treasured buildings.
It was like name of a good wise blog back in the yes it sure was it sure was real heads know what I'm
talking about but I don't have the latest scoop on that because for me like
that that thermos spa is gonna be built right and it's not a good place for it
it may well turn out to be a fun place to go with your family when it opens it
will never be what we should
have done with that land. It's going to be under construction there for some time and
the entire time I'm going to like shake my head and grumble and be angry every time I
go by.
It looks like a weight because it's all flat in dirt right now and you got your Sinisphere
and then it just looks like it's been like bombed out. It's so I will see what it but
again I put this on blue sky
because I blue sky and I don't know if I mentioned that but I posted that if thermae I'm saying that
right thermae I think so yeah if thermae were an American company and not an Austrian company I
feel like the time now to yeah Ford would possibly rip up this bad deal for this province but it's an
Austrian company maybe we can encourage some Americans to buy the company. Elon can buy it. Okay, there you
go. Okay, now there's a great question on the live stream. Not that I wasn't gonna
get to it because of course you know I subscribe. I love the Toronto Star and I
also love what Matt Elliott is up to. Yeah. I got this news from him but I'm
gonna give credit on the live stream. Firstly, Jeremy Hopkins on the
live stream says the real McCoy has
Bare-naked ladies lovers in a dangerous time fame as well. So in the video yes, absolutely. Yeah, so I mean that's that's
That that lovers in a dangerous time video has captured a lot of my Scarborough youth in it including the real McCoy
That's everything I know about the old A&As on Eglinton. Like Stephen Page and Ed Robertson and I were high school students in
Scarborough at the same time. They are I believe a couple years older. Did you know them in high
school? No, but I did meet Ed Robertson. So like I said, I think they were like a year or two,
like I could look it up
Yeah, they get a couple years a couple years older than me, but I was at like some kind of like youth
Family retreat weekend camp that my mom took us to
and
he was there as like the
facilitator of some kind of like youth arts group.
And he said at that, like at the campfire that night, there was like a bunch of
teenagers hanging out and he said, I'm in this band called bare naked ladies, uh,
at Woburn, you know, with, it's just me and another guy were like a duo.
I guess this is the origins of it or this is how I remember it.
Tyler Stewart came over and explained.
Yeah. I guess this is the origins of it or this is how I remember it. Yeah, yeah, because Tyler Stewart came over and explained. He played like a couple songs, including Yoko Ono.
And then another song that had like some kind of like Jeepers shag, like there was like
a Scooby Doo reference in it, but that one never became as far as I know they recorded
it.
But they were like funny, but also kind of a... so immediately me and my cousin Adam who was
there with me and a couple of our other friends who were there were always like talking about
this Bare Naked Ladies, these Scarborough guys and then they had this yellow cassette came
out like probably a year later or something like that.
Page productions.
So we went and bought it and so we're like early boosters of theirs but the point I didn't know them but I did meet
Ed Robertson while he was still a high school student before he was before the
Bear Naked Ladies were famous and he identified himself as a Bear Naked Lady
then and that's where I first heard of the group and so I felt like this
custodial ownership of them from the very beginning while I was still in high school.
But lovers in a dangerous time,
like such a tribute to being a teenager in Scarborough
at that time, right?
The late 80s, early 90s, early to mid 90s.
I, as you know, I grew up in, maybe you don't know,
but I grew up the West end of this city.
So everything I learned about Scarborough is from that video. No end of this. Yeah. Yeah, so Everything I learned about Skirbler's from that video
But what I I can't believe it happened and we have to and shout out to bare naked ladies pinch me
We got a pinch ourselves when we consider that bare naked ladies wrote and performed a billboard hot
100 number one hit number one hit that closes with the line
Birch Mount Stadium, home of the
Robbie. Do you know this? Yes. Just take a moment, I'm gonna sip my beer, take a
moment and just think about that. It is, it is a, like that's great to have that
immortalized for everybody. As somebody who used to go tobogganing
at Birchmount High School next to the stadium,
home of the Robbie.
Yeah, no, it's great.
So, and again, I caught up later,
in fact, only when I started this podcast,
that I started to capture Scarborough lore and history
and a lot of shout outs to Maestro Fresh West
and some people who kind of caught me up to speed right and you know Elbows Up I
think took on another level and Mike Myers went on Saturday Night Live and
made the gesture right there right so there's some Scarborough talk here but
it's like Birchmount Stadium home of the Robbie in a number one Billboard Hot
One song and then it's like wow okay so on the live stream they're talking about
this I'm gonna quote Matt Elliott, okay?
Cause I, yeah, I like the man.
What's not to like, right?
With the, and you said this word a moment ago, Eglinton.
With the Eglinton Crosstown LRT finally opening
this September, I'm feeling some existential dread.
Is that true that the Eglinton Crosstown LRT
is opening this September?
Man, do not count. Let's not count our
LRTs before they're in service is the thing so
Unless
Like I like it's partly my job to keep on top of this stuff, but I'm always worried that there's been like some
development in the last 24 hours that I haven't hip to yet right but as far as you're forgiven as much as recently as I know and and certainly
when Matt Elliott wrote those words and when I wrote a column about it about the
same topic like around the same time this is sort of like confirmed to the star by sources
but not formally announced or acknowledged by anybody at Metrolinx,
right? Well there was like a trail of breadcrumbs where the TTC was like, first
of all, starting to put up signs. Like you know there's the shuttle bus route.
Like they have signs that say this is
the shuttle bus for when the LRT is out of service right and they've already
got they're putting those signs up all around and there's like somebody sent me
a picture inside one of the central LRT stations where like where like you go in
and it's underground and you can see that the the the video screens in there
are live playing ads right now.
They're like video interactive advertising is on there.
And the CDC had written into their budget staff to operate that line starting in June.
So originally people were like, oh, it must be June.
And then the TTC themselves and the people approving that budget were saying, guys we don't
have any information, but we need to budget for it at some point. Like we we
need to include this in our budget, so we're saying June because it seems like
as good a guess as any, right? And then since then the Starz Transit reporter
Andy Tagaki has reported that that
He has heard from sources that September is now the planned opening date
But that hasn't been confirmed and I think the reason they don't want to officially confirm it because you know
Ford and Metrolinx have been refusing to provide a date saying only that they don't want to get anybody's hopes up They don't want to, they've fooled us so many times that they don't want us to be fooled again. They're gonna
under promise and over deliver. So they, when they are absolutely certain that
they're three months out, that's when they'll announce it, right? Right. And
those sources of Andes have said essentially that that if all goes
according to plan now, it will be in September, but they're
terrified to announce it in case they uncover some other problem, right? Like,
they are regularly running full service in there, like training runs and all of that.
Like, it's on, but there always remains the chance when we're
talking about, like, what's the largest
infrastructure project in recent Canadian history, like in decades, certainly in Toronto
in decades and decades, is now gone so far over schedule and encounter so many problems
that you always think, well, something could happen.
But September is the unofficial date.
Well, you know, you'll be back here in three months, so we'll get an update then. You come every quarter. People don't know that yet.
What will that put us into the window where they will have announced it officially or done one of those like, oopsie, no, not going to be September. This is definitely what we'll believe it when we see it kind of deal because we've gone
this far.
It's interesting that the city and CN never built like this mad tower that was the tallest
freestanding structure in the world for so long.
I think until I know Dubai has got a big one out.
But on that note, because I forgot to mention it before as well now CN Tower.
Wow.
That was opened in nineteen seventy five because it's fifty years old.
I can't that math and I was I was opened in 1975 because it's 50 years old. See, I can do that math.
And I was opened in 1974.
There you go.
So I know exactly how this works.
But, and I learned this from building Toronto Skyline
with Nick Ainiis, I learned that your old stomping grounds,
One Young Street, the tower that's being built
at One Young Street is going to end up 345 meters tall, which, you know, there are much
bigger towers in the Middle East and in China, et cetera.
But it's worth noting that the penthouse, which I think is like 30 million bucks, if
you want to pick it up, I think it's, it'll be the 105th floor.
If you want to live on the 105th floor, it's going to be the same level as the observation
as the lower observation deck at the CN tower.
Yeah. So that is interesting, that's happened.
So I feel like you as a tour star guy,
you might want to pick up that penthouse.
Yeah. 30 mil.
Yeah, well maybe we could go in on together.
Okay, 15 each?
Because the journalism business isn't what it used to be.
So it's a bit of a financial lift for me.
But you know, if you want to get in on it
with that juicy podcast, filthy,
what I'll do is because I'm having the big event on June
26. By the way, I pass a hat there for our penthouse fund.
Last year, we had an event in late June at Great Lakes
Brewery, TML X 15. The listenership bought me a kayak.
Wow, I told you this. Yeah, I've been I literally not right
now. But when the water warms up a bit, I spent a lot,
every week I got out and explored,
it's been amazing for me to be out there
in my foldable kayak that goes in a backpack
that I bike to the lake.
It was amazing.
Do you know, have I talked on this show before,
like kayak is like Olivia Chow's happy place, right?
No, I didn't know that.
Yeah, and in fact, I talked about this
with her recently, is that like, so I read these, among the things that I like, I've
read all of Michael Connolly's novels. He wrote the Lincoln Lawyer novels.
They're like, and then he has these detective procedurals about Harry
Bosch, and like they're just really good crime fiction, right? It's not great
literature, but he's written these great characters
and followed them over years and years and years
of their lives and it's all said in Los Angeles.
But he has this most recent character named Renee Ballard
and she's a woman of like half Hawaiian descent
who is an LAPD police officer.
But as we first meet her in the first novel she's
homeless nobody knows that she works the night shift and every night at the end
of her shift she drives to the beach and goes surfing she has sets up a little
tent on the beach goes surfing to clear her head and de-stress and then you know
pitches up her surfboard she's got her dog tied
up in front of the tent she goes inside and sleeps and that's where she lives
when we meet it and it's like you can picture as a novelist but like almost
the film adaptation or the TV gimmick of like it's like the Lincoln lawyer whose
office is his Lincoln car right and it's like the detective who's like a surf bum by day, detective by
night. And Olivia Chow, from what I can tell actually, like at the end of a lot
of shifts, year-round, because she has a dry suit that she wears and she goes in
in the winter, but like year-round she has like her police detective escort,
like who's her 24-7 body protection like drive her out
to locations like along the Toronto waterfront and she kayaks out to the
islands kayaks around like it's like where after a hard day of mayoring
she's de-stressing and it seemed to me equally like the kind of gimmick that a
TV character would have yeah yeah the kind of scene you would see on a of a
thing so but if you've got a kayak and you're you're getting into it too maybe that a TV character would have. Like the kind of scene you would see of a thing.
So, but if you've got a kayak and you're getting into it too, maybe you could do a like,
enticer with a kayak episode
where you guys like get the portable studio out on floaties
and get out there in the water.
I'm always three steps ahead of you.
You kidding me?
I'm gonna pitch this for sure.
Cause Olivia Chow needs to become an FOTM.
But yeah, I always loved it,
but I never even thought about kayaking the city.
But I mean, I was just a wild diversion to Renee Ballard.
But it is like a weird thing about the mayor that you think.
So she works hard, she plays hard
and kayaking's her like, you know,
and her recoping mechanism there.
Amazing.
I will kayak with the mayor, absolutely make this happen here. So I was,
yeah. So I, the last, last June, yes, I was surprised with the kayak.
Maybe this June, TMLX 18 at Great Lakes brewery crowd fund you up a penthouse
at one, right? One young penthouse. Uh,
not that I actually want to live on the 105th floor, uh,
because I like to take stairs.
My mom lives on the third floor of a condo
and I've never been in that elevator.
Like I like the stairs and that's the third floor.
Now it's easy.
105th floor is a bit harder of a.
Right, who's got that kind of time, right Ed?
105th floor, Mike won't take the elevators, 105th floor.
Well, I was reading up on the CN Tower recently
and apparently, you know, when they do those charity
stair climbs every year. Yeah, my buddy Marky does it. The average time to get up to
that lower deck which is so at that same elevation is about half an hour but the
fastest times are are like seven to ten minutes. Wow! The fastest guy or the
fastest person ever do it with like seven minutes and change but like lots
of me every year the fastest person,
usually under 10 minutes.
So if you build up your fitness,
potentially you could be scrambling up to your,
up to your penthouse in a matter of 10 minutes.
Oh man, my quads would be so hard.
Okay, so a couple of points here,
because we got like 20 minutes here, we're rocking and rolling here.
Did you know since your last visit, we had a provincial election?
I was vaguely aware that one had happened, yeah.
The results are eerily similar to what would, as if it never happened.
Except this riding, because you're in the riding leaf layer fair clow
I always butcher that name because fair clow Lee
Won and we used to have a progressive conservative and that's right now we have a liberal but you're right
It was awfully similar and it was a third majority for Doug Ford. Yeah, so
Do you think why he's like the first?
Yeah. So do you think... Well, he's like the first, the first premier of Ontario to win a third consecutive majority since like Leslie Frost in the 50s, I think,
or something like that. Wow. Now, we were just kids, right Ed? So... There have been
like people who've won three consecutive terms but not three consecutive
majorities. No, it's impressive and it's clear because this ties in with the
federal election cycle we're in right now, because April 28, and then there's so
this is how we're gonna close of all this stuff, which it's clear that Doug
Ford is not going to help Pierre Poliam in his conservative party. Yeah, from
what I can tell. Now, I mean it looks pretty clear. You and I have talked
pretty regularly over the years, and so it will be no surprise to anyone that I am NOT a
guy with deep sources in Doug Ford like sources close to Doug Ford are not
talking to me right almost never so so this is like from my colleagues and the
other political people that I talk to regularly impression I get is that Doug Ford and Pierre Poliev do not like each
other at all like is is an understatement and had a frosty to to
non-existent relationship part of why Doug Ford wanted to go to the polls
early was to beat the federal people there right because he he thought if
Pierre Poliev won that would
be bad news for him in a number of ways and all of that.
But yeah, those behind the scenes tensions have certainly exploded into the forefront
in the last couple weeks, haven't they?
And I mean, it doesn't take Ed Keenan to connect dots dots that possibly again, this is all just speculation
and possibly stuff here.
Pure speculate.
Lauren Honigman wants me to say this is pure speculation on my part.
So peer poly of let's say on April 28 that the he loses this election.
Okay.
Which, which, which could he might not write.
There's a lot still to happen.
Oh yeah.
What? Yeah, we're all speculating here. So
let's say he loses a which I think is recently is four months, three months ago, we'll say,
we I don't think that was any. I think we all thought three, I'm gonna speak for myself. I
can't speak for anyone else. But three months ago, I thought it was a surety that the conservative
party would form a majority government. Yeah. Smart political people were like,
not even qualifying their statements
that when Pierre Poliev is prime minister.
I had many a CBC person over and I would talk to them,
when Pierre Poliev is prime minister,
what are your concerns he's defunding the CBC on day one?
I have like a almost, I think maybe I used to, like years ago, like a long time ago, I think maybe I used to what like years ago like
a long time ago I think maybe I used to be too cocky about my ability to make
political predictions. Yeah when you said Hillary was gonna win you said? I was I
had already learned my lesson by then. Good. But even earlier than that when we
yeah yeah when people thought Donald Trump like well we want him to be the
nominee because he'll never win and I would just be like be careful what you
wish for right it's like things don't go according to things right like so like
at some point I became almost too protective where like I I couch
everything in a like well maybe maybe you know like don't and and so but yeah
people around me were certainly talking as if
people who follow Ottawa politics for a living
were certainly considering it a sure thing three months ago,
and now nothing is sure, and if anything,
it looks a lot more likely that he will lose than it did,
and it looks like possibly if you were betting today
that that would be, the safer bet would be that the conservatives were not gonna win.
Yeah, so this is, and I say this on CNN,
so when you get to my CNN appearance,
in this four minutes I do talk about this greatest flip.
I don't remember the terms I use.
I was smarter on CNN than I am on Toronto Mike.
You know this, right?
But this, the greatest turnaround I've ever witnessed
in my life following politics.
In polling history, I think.
Yeah. So this surety and again, I spoke, I actually had, you know, it's one of those things where,
you know, levels, the first you accept it and then you go on. So it's like I was braced for the fact
that it will be Prime Minister Palyava. I will declare people listening, sure, no, I'm not a,
I'm not a big fan of the man, but I'm not a journalist like Ed Keenan. I can have these,
these opinions. Okay. So although you're columnist. I'm a columnist, so I'm allowed to have opinions. You're allowed to have opinions.
You're paid to have opinions. Okay. So what about to get back to the Doug Ford thing. So Doug Ford
just won three majorities provincially. I don't know how good his French is. I don't know how much
it matters in 2025, but you know where I'm going with this. Pierre Pauli, he loses. He would be
ousted as, I think this, how'd you, how'd you blow a 4-1 lead against the
Bruins, right?
So, they did that to their last two leaders, it's like, both of whom were kind of expected
to win the elections they were running.
Yeah, Scheer and Erno Tull, right.
And both of them got turfed after one.
Conservatives are not, have much of a history of letting people run.
So, isn't it an inevitability that Doug Ford becomes leader of the conservative party and runs to become prime
I don't think it's an inevitability, but I certainly think it's a possibility and it's looking more like a possibility than it did
You know even a few months ago never mind a few years ago, right?
But I think like his long-term ambition was was always used to be like that
Maybe he'll be prime minister someday and Rob Ford would talk about that like I remember his quote and Doug Ford's gonna
be the Prime Minister right? Right. And like I think he grew up wanting that
and I think in that interim like after he was after he lost his run for mayor
and everybody's waiting to see what he was gonna do there was a lot more
speculation that he was gonna run for the federal leadership. And then he got us all out to his book launch, where he said, no, he's not going to.
And then he ran for the provincial leadership.
Well, Tim Hudak was ousted because of a CTV story.
Patrick Brown, yeah.
Patrick Brown, right.
Yes, you're right.
Tim Hudak had been ousted because of his failing campaign promise to fire everybody.
Right, right.
Um.
Oh.
Can't keep track of these.
Where he took a sure thing and shot himself in the foot.
Right.
Which John Tory also did famously with the,
Yeah.
Yeah, religious school.
But yeah, like then he swept in and took over.
But he was, so my understanding again,
from talking to other people
not from me having sources with direct firsthand knowledge is that he was
taking French lessons after he became premier you know earnestly trying to
learn enough French both of all first of all to like speak to the Francophones
of Ontario but also as a part of a potential.
Sure. And I also, my understanding is like maybe he's abandoned that or semi
abandoned it. You don't hear much about it anymore. He doesn't seem to be trying
really to speak French anymore. But you know, that question of how much it
matters in 2025 is like, I think it does matter in Quebec, but it's not the only
thing in the way that it used to,
right?
And I think like we're seeing so far,
and maybe this will change during this election campaign,
but like Mark Carney's French was advertised as like,
he's fluent.
And then he started speaking French in places where,
his French is far better than mine,
but that he speaks kind of Ottawa French, which means-
Okay, well I have French, my daughter and my oldest my oldest all my kids but the older two are fluent in
French so they went to French immersion and I'm yeah the accent is rough but I I have
it on good authority from my sources that his French is actually pretty damn
good right but but according to Quebecois people I know and and people
who are is that his his French he when they when people talk about him speaking Ottawa French they mean
this is a level of bilingualism that certifiable he can he can communicate
both languages and it is enough to do a job there but that when you're in the
cut and thrust when you're thinking out loud in your second language you become
like very
much more limited in what you can say.
His ability on the fly to fully
understand questions that he's being
asked and sophisticated questions and
follow all of that. It's like so
that's different than where I understand
Doug Ford to be at but at the same time
so far the people of Quebec seem to be
yeah it's not it's not that. If Polyev has much better French than him and
others have much better French than him, that's not really their primary concern.
Now, the last federal leader, and now Stephen Harper, whose French got
progressively better as he was Prime Minister and who made an effort to start every press conference by speaking French but whose French was
considered poor at the beginning like when he was running you know he didn't
dominate Quebec but he did have seats in Quebec he had whatever and it did seem
like he was given a pass for the effort by a lot of francophones, right?
And so like maybe there would be a bit of that.
I don't know.
But no wonder.
But it does seem like the question I have for love for
is like if he would really want the job.
And it's like one thing that you always kind of dreamed of it
and maybe he would find that irresistible
if there's a moment.
But on the other hand,
of it and maybe he would find that irresistible if there's a moment. But on the other hand,
he just got elected to a four-year term. He has a chance to be what he seems to have wanted to be here, which is like this generation's Bill Davis, right? Like a long-serving and popular
serving and popular Ontario premier who does leave significant legacy projects. And you and I have talked about in various ways and I've written lots about where I
would have chosen different legacy projects in a lot of cases.
Not all cases, like his transit subway plans are I think remarkable right like but but it's like
then he could go to Ottawa and have to be Mark Carney's enemy
or like whatever like maybe he'll be a success maybe he'll be a failure
maybe it will finally be time like maybe a fall on his face like
I don't know like it does seem like a strong possibility and certainly the
people in Doug Ford world,
like his most senior campaign advisors
publicly bad mouthing Pierre Poliev,
seem to be making a move to position themselves as like,
we tried to tell him they wouldn't listen,
so now it's our turn, right?
Oh, here's our internal polling.
Look what we see in Ontario for support for Pierre Poliev. It's quite obvious. It
seems obvious to me that not only is Doug Ford not going to
help Pierre Poliev, but they're working against him and working
for Mark Carney.
Does seem that way. And that's where the shift to then running
to be the leader of the opposition would be jarring is
because he has made such a point in the last little while of
being friends with
Christia Freeland being right friendly with Mark Carney staying out of this keeping her power to dry
but yeah yeah do you have a predict no a lot of time to go we're talking on April 3rd and no one's
gonna hold you to this in your crystal ball but do you have a prediction as to what's going to happen on April 28th? Well, I think that a lot can still happen and I think the last couple months has
shown us that a lot probably will happen, right? And I think so much of what's
currently happening in the polls is tied to Canadian reaction to Donald Trump. Yes that Donald Trump can be
maybe a
significant player in the outcome
and
and
He could do a lot in one month, right?
in a sense
So I so I think the most
likely outcome
To me at this stage appears to be like the liberals
are going to win again largely on the strength of this Canadian sentiment that
the pride and and resistance to the United States that's risen up and the
sense that they think Mark Carney might be best to deal with that. That his resume and temperament qualify
him for the job in a way that Pierre Poliev sort of like attack dog leader of
the opposition resume doesn't. But I think Trump could like when he
announced those big worldwide tariffs yesterday crashed the economy implemented
the auto tariffs on on Canada and Mexico too we were exempted somewhat from the retaliatory
we expected worse yeah yeah um if he sort of could pulls back on us if the if the sense among
Canadians that this is less of an emergency like takes hold that like we're
still resistant but we're not like worried that that Armageddon is upon us
like maybe that will fade as the primary consideration also I think Carney's
resistance to turfing a candidate who called for people to like kidnap and turn over to Chinese
authorities like a freedom fighter who he's facing like like I think there's
political instincts here have not been shown to be flawless and there's a chance
especially with two big debates but also lots of big news items that he fouls it up
that he ruins the impression of him as the content competent leader There's a chance that Pierre Poliev
Convinces people
That he's the Trump fighter that he has a different gear to go through rather than just being the sort of like
Tear the government down attack dog that he could he he's shifted so like lots can happen
But if I was forced to place a bet right now,
I would probably bet on a liberal majority to win more money. But I could also bet on
just a liberal win. Yeah, I think the odds of a conservative majority look look very
slim.
Bruce Arthur, you friendly with Bruce? I know. Yeah. He's also an FOTM. Okay. Bruce Arthur, you friendly with Bruce? I know, yeah. He's also an FOTM.
Okay.
Bruce Arthur, just on Blue Sky, he wrote, truly incredible that today was the day Poliev
proposed a stern and good faith renegotiation of the USMCA agreement and an accompanying
pause in tariffs.
So Bruce has been relentless basically and that Pierre
Poliev is struggling to I would say read the room but read the country and his
response here and again I have to check myself that this is a I'm a Toronto guy
so where I'm sitting is we're gonna it's gonna go red here and most of the city
will go red with a few spotters of orange. Orange yeah. So Toronto's I don't
think a single writing. We're not in a swing
state. The 905 is Canada's version of Wisconsin and Michigan and Pennsylvania, but Toronto
is Massachusetts, baby. No blue. I can make this stern prediction right now. No blue in
the 416 on April 28th. But I just wondered if pure poly ev has a comeback game in him in the next three and a half weeks
Considering and this is a line that I've heard from many a PR expert over the years and I believe it to be true
Which is you never let a good crisis go to waste and there's a quote
I wrote down because Mark Carney apparently said this today if the United States or maybe it was yesterday
But in the last, you know 24 hours if the United States no longer wants to lead
Canada will and I think that sentence from somebody we see at the helm that we
Trust as we go against Trump in the United States here that
It's exactly what Canada wants to hear like I feel like this is and I feel
Carney and the Liberal Party of Canada should send flowers to Donald J
Trump that this gift that he's given that party, when they were down and out and they make
a leadership change, and now I think they're going to win a majority government on April
28, that they can basically be at the helm, say things like that, if the United States
no longer wants to lead, Canada will.
And I think Canada, Canadians mostly, unless you're a die-hard conservative voter and it doesn't really matter who's in charge you're
voting conservative because you hate the liberals, whatever, you want to hear that
and I think that the the Liberal Party is in a very good spot thanks to Donald
Trump. Another thing about that though and I think this is where Polyev has a
hard time. It's one thing for like they say oh he should pivot to
realize Trump is the enemy and all of that right but I also think that like
with the with the Canadians having the sense that the country is under attack
they do want stuff like that that sense of like if the United States is and who
Charlie Angus said at the at the speech at the Elbows Up Toronto thing and he said something like like if we have to be the defenders of democracy because the United States
isn't going to, we'll be that because we've done that before. We've
been doing that all the way along, right? And so I think this sense that
Canada could take a place of like leadership in the free world not necessarily
assumed to be leaders of the free world like the United States used to or like but to be a leadership
role in the free world I think that's something that's Canadians are hungry for but I also think it's one of these times where our
integration at the you and I talked about how the
Relationships ruptured in a way that makes
you question whether it could ever be restored the same way.
But I think that's where this sense of like our national institutions suddenly come to
the forefront in a way they didn't.
So for example, like a big part of your campaign being we're going to shut down the CBC reads
different all of a sudden.
And he's been quiet on that front ever since.
That's well, but as recently as this week, he's promising to preserve Radio Canada,
but he's also talking about like, you know, turning the CBC headquarters in Toronto into housing, right?
And it's like, again, there's a read the room moment here, right?
Where like Carney's coming out and saying, we're going to get back into the housing building business.
Like our government is going to unite us and we are going to do big things
together because the moment calls for us having to do big things. And Pierre
Poliev's whole politics, so this isn't like just a failure to read The Room,
it's like his political mission has been to shrink government down, to slash away
all the things that are not national security policing roads right again might be out of touch with that moment and maybe
that's partly that I'm like a bleeding heart like big government guy to begin
with and my criticisms of big government is often that they're not delivering what
they promised they're going to deliver that they they don't get it done fast
enough that they don't do it effectively, right?
But there's no question in my mind that a health care program, a dental care program,
like government interventions in the housing market, like that those are good things.
So that's my political bias coming in.
But it does seem like at a time where like, can our federal government be the backstop that keeps Canada's
economy going, props up the people, reunites us, gives us a new sense of mission, that
it's hard to step up to that challenge if your entire political project has been, can
we dismantle Canada's government?
Right?
But that's the job he has.
So we'll see. Right?
Well, we will see. And this will be long in the rear view mirror by the next time you
visit Ed. But that two hours blew by.
Blew by! Time flies when you're talking Trump.
We didn't even talk about the Science Centre. That's how this...
Well, unfortunately, I have no new updates on this. No new updates on this.
Okay. But I did, there is to bring it back to Toronto and you can read more about Toronto.
Go read the Toronto Star and read everything Ed Keenan has to write. He's a gem in this
city. But that Gong guy is running for MP. The Gong.
So like there's going to be thousands.
The biggest spending mayoral candidate. Yeah.
So there's going to be, and I,
whatever riding he's running is gonna have
thousands of gong signs again.
Yeah.
So what's his deal?
Are you looking into it?
We have looked into it.
You know what?
I have to go talk to the people we had looking into it
and figure out exactly what that deal turned out to be.
I'm just glad the gong guy isn't running in,
what are we called here?
Lakeshore, Tobaco, whatever the heck this is called.
But yeah, geez, Ed, you're great, man.
Great chat.
Thanks, it's always so much fun to be here.
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