Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Toast 7: Toronto Mike'd #1085

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

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And as always, I'm joined by Stu Stone. Hello. And Cam Gordon. Hello. Good to see you guys. It's been a while. It's like this is our first time being together, the three of us. Since I last saw Camberley, I've been here with you for the Canna Cabana.

Many times. Yeah, a couple times. I've been here for a Toast episode where Cam wasn't here. Right. Then I came back and we did that other thing. We did the Faking a Murderer premiere. Faking a Murderer premiere. Then we also went to a concert together. Yeah, we saw the Black Crows of Canada Kev.

Lots of ground to cover here. You're passing me by. I've just been doing jack shit. You look like you've been doing more than jack shit. You look lean and good. I feel like COVID. You have a nice healthy glow now. COVID is the best diet ever.

Cam Gordon, the reason you were not here for the last episode of Toast is because you felt under the weather after a trip east. That's right. And you said... East coast COVID?

Yeah, the maritime COVID. The PEI COVID. The chowder. So how was it? It was great. We had a great time. Not the trip. Oh, the COVID. Well, here. So to a great time. Oh, the COVID.

To set the table, originally Cam was like, I'm not feeling so hot. Let's move this into the backyard so I don't infect you in case I have something. I'm surprised we're not in the backyard tonight. Why? Do you want to be back there? You're right, but you've got to give me a little heads up

because I just came straight from soccer. How was that? Hold on, one thing at a time. Cause I just came straight from soccer. Oh, straight down here. How was that? It's not an excuse. Hold on one thing at a time. So then I got an update from cam. My, I'm not feeling good at all. I'm going to have to zoom it in.

So at that point I'm like, okay, Stu and I in the basement and then cam Gordon on zoom, the show must go on. And then like last minute, almost it's like, I am sick. I can't even zoom it.

I'm going to send you some robot WAV files. Cam, tell us what happened and then give us the story of how you recovered. Honestly, there's not much to it. Well, make something up. Were you bedridden? Yeah, I got COVID for the second time. We've kind of litigated

this first time a secret though yeah yeah well i'm very private about uh my personal do we we've talked about this on uh with brother bill already so i don't want to bore the listeners i do feel like there's over well you guys did like fucking just do it once it black crows um we'll get to that yeah i had covid it sucked for like two days and then the subsequent like five days slightly less suck but yeah

it wasn't fun did you have any sort of secret sauce like a matzo ball soup or anything like that oh I had some noodles

I had some like noodle dishes yeah lots of noodles yeah I think I made like a Thai like bullshit oh

type thing okay okay and did did your did MF have to like separate from you during this time? That's a good question. That's a good question.

Because my brother and his wife just went through this. Did you guys like just quarantine in your home? We're lucky because we have a bedroom in the basement. You have your own bedroom. Yeah. And with a desk down there. So like I worked down there for like the better part of two weeks. And you just told your daughter like stay at your mom's. Don't come over. Yeah. So I, and with a desk down there. So like I worked down there for like the better part of two weeks. And you just told your daughter,

like stay at your mom's, uh, don't come over. Yeah, pretty much. I think I saw her towards the tail end of like 10 days to be extra cautious. Cause she also had like the end of school coming up and whatnot. And then,

yeah, there was all sorts of like shit there. Oh, MF is in the live chat. So for the, for the, for the podcast listeners, live.torontomike.com.

Dita Soup, who's Dita's a friend of mine. Very tasty. She's, live.torontomike.com. Oh yeah, Dita Soup, who's Dita's friend. Very tasty. She's fact-checking you in real time because she's a true reporter. Dita Soup? Who's Dita?

Dita's a good friend of MF's and a fine coach. She makes a good soup? Yeah, I think it was like a lentil soup. I'm a big soup guy, so maybe Dita could, you know,

do you have to be under the weather to get that soup? You could fake it, you know, faking murder to get the soup. Faking an ailment. Yeah. This is like an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm if you fake COVID to get Dita soup. Yeah.

I don't, I think we could do it in real life. Totally. Yeah. Report back. By the way, Neil, who's also in the live show. Neil says he prefers classic cam to the robot cam. Who's calling? Do you want to put him on speakerphone?

Who is it? Is that lethal? DJ lethal? Well, no. I see. On the live stream, I can see right into the bathroom. So at some point, I'll get up and close the door. That's gross.

I'll fixate on that. Okay. I might want to use it while you're in there. Who the MF is Dita? I know the guy who could answer that question has left us. But here, I have a lot of ground I want to cover. So while Cam closes the door. So we're finding out Cam had COVID-19.

Have you fully recovered? I hope so because you're in my basement right now. Yes, I have. I feel great. I've been doing lots of biking. Very inspirational. You look lean. You do look thin.

MF said, she once called me gaunt. Well, that's not good. That's not good. Okay. Here, you need some calories, so I put some IPAs in front of you. This is courtesy of Great Lakes Brewery.

I'm cracking open a Sunnyside IPA. Yeah, and I've got the octopus swan to fight. And I've got an Americano. There you go. Thank you, Great Lakes. Again, TMLXX is September 1st from 6 to 9 p.m. at Great Lakes Brewing. You had the grand opening

of the brew pub. I went to the brew pub. I went to Roger Waters. I went to Tea Party. I went to Moist. I was going to say, Mike. We did see each other. Yeah. Okay, we did hang out.

That's probably where you got COVID from. I went with Langer. It was after. Yeah, come on. I went with Langer to see Tea Party and Moist at the New History place that Drake co-owns. I've never been there before. It was very good.

And then I get a text or something from Cam afterwards. He's like, do you want to meet for drinks by the lake or whatever and like i'm i'm really tired i'm way east too this is all happening at like uh east yeah where is that queen and uh coxwell where you were right funny to say that's right and then i'm like well i gotta go you know i gotta go home so i gotta go by the harbor front anyway i'm'm like, yeah, fuck it. You only live once. I'll meet Cam Gordon for drinks at like 12.31 in the morning. And it was a beautiful evening. Did you guys kiss after?

We played with the payphone. That was fun. Stu, I did spend a lot of time with you as well. We also spent a lot of time together, Cam, Mike, and I. I'm aware. We didn't go to the park for beers. Let's just say.

So we did have a toast since the Faking a Murderer premiere, right? No. We did do that. That toast that Cam missed, we talked about Faking a Murderer. I don't think we did. No, I promoted it. What day was Faking a Murderer premiere? June, end of June.

Oh, my goodness. You haven't. And it went well. And 1236 came. Yeah. I met 1236 in person since you know since our beef i feel like you have like two years of like stuff there's a lot there's actually a lot this could be a very long episode trudy and i had a great conversation and that's my mom trudy is stone stew stew's mom and trudy uh expressed an interest in having more

frequent toast episodes she really loves toast she's really into it and i basically said kindly Stu's mom. And Chudi expressed an interest in having more frequent Toast episodes. She really loves Toast. She's really into it. And I basically said kindly to her, because she's a sweet lady, I said, talk to Cam. She threw you under the bus. Yeah, well, she says...

He threw you under the bus. She normally says I'm a nice boy. Yes. Well, that's going to change, Cam. She doesn't think that. That's going to change. Cynthia Dale. Oh, that happens also.

Hello? Yeah. Cam Brio. Hello? We met change. Cynthia Dale. Oh, that happens also. Hello? Yeah. And Cambrio. Hello? We met him. Jesus Christ. Well, Cambrio I had met. No, only on Zoom.

No, Cambrio showed up to Faking a Murder. You missed Cambrio. I know. And he brought people. Right. Gord Marno would like to. Gord Marno was there. Gordo.

And who's the Sawa? Devin Sawa was there. Devin Sawa. But I didn't actually meet Devin. I found out later he was there. Sorry. But he was there. Okay, thanks for introducing me.

You guys are like long-term pals. Yes. I feel like besties. I've known him for a long time. I'm the godfather to his son. Wow. So there you go. I'm also the goduncle to Cam's daughter.

That can't be true. No. Unofficial. Fun fact, real quick fun fact. Stephanie Wilkinson, who's a great FOTM. Hello to Stephanie. She was on the Tori Spelling Jenny Garth podcast that dropped today. Wow.

Like they had... What a get for them. Yeah. But here's the weird thing. Ready for this? And Stu, you'll appreciate this because it kind of comes back to you as most things do. Oh. So there's a Tori Spelling Jenny Garth podcast. Yeah. But here's the weird thing. Ready for this? And Stu, you'll appreciate this because it kind of comes back to you as most things do. Oh. So there's a Tori Spelling Jenny Garth podcast.

Sure. And Stephanie Wilkinson is on it. Meanwhile, I, behind the scenes, secretly, I've been recording a bunch of times with Tori's husband, Dean McDermott. Oh, yeah. I know Dean. Who's a friend of yours. Yeah.

Stu Stone from California, right? And I've also been recording with the woman that Dean left so he could be with Tori Spelling. Oh, boy, that's messy. Mary Jo Eustace. Now, when you say secretly... Do they know that? Mike, you've tweeted about it. You've tweeted photos.

Do they know that you're doing... Dean and Mary Jo are together when I record them. Wow. They're in cahoots now. I'll tell you what. Nothing will ever surprise me when it comes to dean he pulls makes he pulls off the impossible every time so that the fact that he has this sort of unique situation there's nothing that in his life that is not charisma he's got charisma you

know i mean he is a he's a guy that there's nothing impossible he'll make it happen so god bless him am i also tangential to this? I had no idea until this was a discussion in our DM thread that Ken Kostick passed away like 20 years ago or something? Yeah, at least a long time ago. What's for dinner? Yeah. What's for dinner?

And they were here. This is a fun fact too. Ken Kostwick, the rest in peace. A shout out to Ridley Funeral Home. Ken Kostwick and Mary Jo Eustace were the morning show on Proud FM. And they're ready for this. Are you sitting down? Sure.

Their program director. I know who. What's that? FOTM bingo, Bob Ouellette. Oh, wow. I was going to say Scott Turner. My former employer. Almost employer.

Everything is so fucking connected. This is it, man. I'm with Chudiy man we need more toast because everything's gotta be good I've been wanting to play this clip I'm about to play right now

since last toast but I couldn't do it you're gonna combust are you ready fired up can I have attention everyone at live.torontomic.com prick up your ears

stew stone prick up your ears stew stone listen closely cam gordon listen closely there's up your ears. Stu Stone, listen closely. Cam Gordon, listen closely. There's something I need to play for you. Hello, I'm Peter Gross, official uncompensated imaging voice of Toronto Mike.

It's my absolute pleasure to induct not one, but two worthy FOTMs into the FOTM Hall of Fame. Joining Ed Retro Ontario Conroy and Mark 1236 Weisblot are Stu Stone and Cam Gordon. Congratulations. Wow. I can only dream of such an honor. There it is.

I can't believe it. I mean, a joint, like together. Yeah, just like the Sedin twins. It also gives Cam an opportunity to be a double inductee, like on his own. You know, like for solo efforts. But this is really an honor, Mike. I was feeling

weepy as it aired. It's an honor. I can't believe it. It's such an exclusive club. It really is. There's now four of you. I doubled the members right now. Is there going to be a plaque to, can StickerU make some stickers or something to like, you can I double the members right now. Is there going to be a plaque? Can StickerU make some stickers or something so you can stick on the wall of the Hall of Fame? What's the monetary component?

Let me look you each in the eye. I know my mic gets bad. I appreciate that, man. I'm going to start with you, Stu. I'm going to start with you, okay? Yes. By the way, I'm way more excited than Mark Weisblatt was. I want to be honest.

He was a disappointment when he was like, oh, is that right? I'm telling you right now, I am actually humbled by this honor. And I know Cam is too. Cam is a legit. Cam went from listener to Hall of Famer. That's right, Dan. No, from like annoyance in your email box.

I ignored his emails for a decade. From ignored emails to listener to fan to Hall of Famer. That's a movie, right? That's a movie. Can you make that 5-7 film? I'd watch that movie. I would hope you'd make that movie. Listen, Stu Stone, when I was at the Black Crows,

so Canada Kev gave us tickets. Yes. Just shout out, Canada Kev. Yes, great guy. He gave us tickets. We go to the Black Crows. It was amazing. I'm there.

Then there's Canada Kev. I found him right away. Yeah. And then Stu, you're there. We're there. Just follow your nose. We're out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah're there. We're there. Just follow your nose. We're out. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. So we're outdoors at Budweiser's stage. Great rock band playing live. What a great night. You're really eating into our Hall of Fame speech. I know, but he's kind of so. And for the second time, a second time in a couple of months, I got high. Canada Cab kept passing me joints.

Like a hundred joints. Pass a doochie. It was constant. And then normally, you know, Stu knows me. He gives me these low potency joints because he's like,

this is a rookie or whatever. But Canada Kev, he just stopped giving a fuck. He was passing over these like... Cannons. Cannons. And I just like, I'm outdoors having the best time.

I'm smoking everything past my way. Okay. So I want to say, shout out to Canada Cabana. Yeah. They won't be undersold on cannabis or cannabis accessories. I'm smoking everything past my way. Okay. So I want to say shout out to Canna Cabana. Yeah. They won't be undersold on cannabis or cannabis accessories. I have become a pothead. That's twice now.

Yeah. You are officially a pothead. Who's the guy on the show? Um, from Canna Cabana. Did you enjoy it? He was great. Yeah.

Do you like, really like the vibe voice, right? Awesome. Did you like, do you like it? Yes, you do.

It's for, it's for you. I feel like it suits me because I'm so high energy. I you like, do you like it? Yes. You do. It's for, it's for you. I feel like it suits me because I'm so high energy. I'm always, and then all of a sudden it's like, fuck it. Just, just,

I need to, sometimes I need to chill. What does Monica think of this? She was in Edmond. I don't know. She knows, she knows, like she knows exactly.

She's in the chat room. I don't see her. Oh, but you know what else? I gotta be, no, no, no,

no, no, no, Jarvis is Jarvis is on the chat room. So Jarvis, your daddy got high. I forgot he was there actually, but you know what else? Oh, Jarvis is on the chat room. Jarvis, your daddy got high. It's all legal. It's all legal.

I forgot he was there, actually. But Jarvis, your daddy got high. Stop. He's saying hi. Your dad is saying hi. Jesus. Look, Neil says Mount Rushmore is complete. Double D has a champagne bottle.

Moose Grumpy says congrats. Cambrio says congrats, boys. It's huge. It's a big honor. Wow. I want to thank a couple people.rio says congrats, boys. It's huge. It's a big honor. Wow. I want to thank a couple people. Yeah, go ahead, Stu. I want to thank all the FOSSs out there who have been for the last...

Linda? Sure. For the last 18 to 19 to 20, like four years now? It's been a while. Five years? I thought there was just an anniversary when you first met Stu. Five years? Five first five years i'm gonna say that it's just been a love fest from the beginning and even the people that were not big stew fans eventually they either convert over or they just listen or they just listen to be mad and yell at their podcast device which is fine too right the

point is we have done some really cool stuff together, the three of us. Cam, my old high school buddy, and Mike, my new buddy. The three of us, we have during the pandemic, during the pandemic, we got together every week, and it went by like that.

It really did. When we did it, it didn't feel like that, but now I blinked the episodes did what 76 and that finale I'll never forget that finale

in front of a whole whack of great FOTMs at Great Lakes Brewery that was TMLX 8 definitely a highlight of the year absolutely

and then Rod Black I remember Rod Black at the end he joins the Zoom I would like to also thank my mom Trudy she's a big fan there you go of the of your show we love trudy and shout out to all the other people who are listening and if

you're in the chat room right now live uh if you can accept my thank you please press one so i know that you know that i'm thanking you yeah and i am checking some people here sure andrew ward andrew ward thank you cyber cafe and on behalf of cam as well thank you cyber cafe double d hey ref is there uh in service uh we love you in service couldn't have done this without tim actually i'm cyber cafe just to be okay so that's cam jokeroru yeah you said it right yeah moose grumpy neil grumpy oprah is there sure patty's there all of them much love to pat. The whole crew. Scuba Stevie.

Scooby. I love that name, Scuba Stevie. Tobias Vaughn. Toby. Oh, yeah. A lot of people putting ones in the chat. I'll tell you guys what. Cam and I, next time we see you guys, drinks are on Cam.

And I will be there to toast with everybody. Hats all around. Yes. Okay. So, Stu, you know what you mean to me? It was earlier this week. We celebrated knowing each other for four years. Cause I didn't know you,

you know, cam said, you have to have this stew guy on. And I said, who's Stu? And he goes, my pet monster. I said,

fucking book them. That's four years ago this week. Amazing. What we've done together, cam Gordon. I'm sorry. I ignored, but that was PR stuff.

Like I do ignore PR stuff. This was like a beautiful launch event with like free food i know i know i do did you i don't know if you probably haven't heard kevin shea and uh wax steve wax i need to listen it opened with steve accusing me of ignoring his email when he was a rep for warner music he was writing me to get jimuddy on Toronto Mike and he says I completely ignored him and I actually stopped down and called complete bullshit on that.

There is zero chance I ignored that email and I went into my Gmail and I searched it and I found out our exchange had nothing to do with Jim Cuddy. He, if anything,

he just said, hey, can I add you to my list or something and maybe we can do something together and I said, oh, I'd love it. Let's get some Warner talent

on the program and that was it. But sorry, are we going to bury the lead like Thurston Moore engaging with Toronto Mike And maybe we can do something together. And I said, oh, I'd love it. Let's get some Warner talent on the program. And that was it. But sorry, are we going to bury the lead like Thurston Moore engaging with Toronto Mike on Twitter? Like I've never been. I once had a little chat with Liz Fair on Twitter. Wow. That was probably my moment.

Before you move on so casually, did you want to thank anybody for your rise to the Hall of Fame? Well, I'll thank Mike. I'm trying to thank MF. She's Mike. I'm trying to thank MF. She's listening. I was going to thank MF, my family, my longtime pal Stu, Toronto Mike. I just don't feel like I have to reiterate all this because I agree with everything and it's been an awesome, awesome time.

Mike, I am trying to remember, why did you finally reply to my emails? Was it because I offered you free food or come by the Twitter office? No, I think it wasn't it wasn't a pri thing it was more like you wrote a personal note about how i listened to the show i love it you dropped some fotm anecdotes that maybe you're real and then you're like hey i'd love to come on one day and then i said hey this is a real person a real heartfelt message and i would like to talk to this guy there you go so i said here's my address get your ass over here. Yeah. Well, the

rest is history. And I say this sincerely. This has been awesome. Just all my appearances as the all-time, I think I'm still the all-time most frequent guest too. You made a little movie. You got two more on you. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to

think like who would be the equivalent like base, but like this is more like Cal Ripken getting in the Hall of Fame. It's just because he played the longest. No, Cam, you're underselling yourself. And you want to know what? You're a great guy. You're a great host, a great co-host, a very knowledgeable guy,

a music lover, and a guy who, you know, if I was if my initials were MF, I would spend the rest of my life with you, Cam, because you are such a great guy, and I'm just so happy that we get to spend this time together. And I want to wish you a muzzle tub as well. Mike, would you like to make the announcement while we've got Cam here? Not my announcement to make.

I just wondered what Cam thought of this. I told you I had COVID. This is down a Bend a Knee. Right. Okay, I see. This is like an ambush here is what this is. I'm not saying a word. I'm just playing a fucking song.

You try to like butter me up with the Hall of Fame induction and whatnot. And I just want to thirst and more. I'll just look you in your beautiful eyes and ask you one simple question. Do you have anything else you want to share with the FOTMs? If not, I'll move on. I'm just playing a jam. We'll chat in the DM thread, maybe. Wow.

How's that? Fair. How's that? We'll see. Yeah. You never know who's listening. Yeah. Like, this is live on the internet.

I'm a very private person, as you know. But mazel tov. Thank you. Where's my record scratch sound effect when I need it here? Thank you. Pulling down that jam. That was a jam by the way. I played that jam for no reason at all, right Cam?

Of course not. Not symbolic of anything. Well, I'm down on my bended knee and I'm so humbled and honored to be in the Hall of Fame. My first ever Hall of Fame. There you go. First of many. You'll be in the Donnie Darko Hall of Fame one day. I should be. Absolutely. Okay, so welcome to the Hall of Fame. There you go. First of many. You'll be in the Donnie Darko Hall of Fame. I should be.

Absolutely. Okay, so welcome to the Hall of Fame. You're half of the Hall of Fame. That's amazing. So glad you're here. This is the fourth episode in a row that features a dynamic duo. This means nothing, but I'm throwing it out there that I had a duo from Bedouin Soundclash. I'm like, what the fuck's the name of the band? Bedouin Sound Clash, there was a duo

on the show. Then I had the aforementioned Kevin Shea and Waxman duo. Then I had Gord Stelic and Damien Cox. That's a duo. And now I have you two. I actually have a duo on Monday. I just thought it was interesting that four episodes in a row,

I've had two people on the show. Well, then you're having Hal Johnson, ironically, as a single, even though he's known as a duo, really. Is he single? No, no, they live together. Still? I had a Zoom with him,

and she was there. They live together. He's on a lake somewhere up north. They're not in the city anymore, but he was working on the deck. Wasn't there a controversial thing during COVID? Wasn't there a Hal Johnson? He came out as a black man.

He came out to tell us that he once did not get a TSN job because he was told they already had a black guy. That's terrible. That's brutal. He also had an Arquebiz mustache, I remember. Like, that was a whole thing. Well, people love his mustache. That's coming soon.

Those two have, like, very high approval ratings. Like, does anyone not love those two? No, they're very lovable. Yeah, just good energy, good spirit, those two. And, like, I believed, like, when they were like, go for a jog. I was like, I should. You dropped your shit.

Great advice. The mustache is back over the last two weeks i think a couple of weeks ago i went to a blue jay game because my daughter bought me a ticket for my birthday so thank you michelle happy birthday yes thank you and that was two weeks ago my birthday i'm at a blue jay game and i bump into like really early as we were entering i bump into a couple of guys who were at TMLX8 and they these two guys might be in the live chat right now Quebec Irish boy and double D David Drolet I bump into them David Drolet who is also known as double D is wearing a Toronto Mike shirt that works and we took a photo so it was nice to see Quebec Irish boy and double D oh this is so nice this we are oh and I got so much I want to share with you. Mike, how do you not have COVID, by the way?

Like, you've been at concerts. Oh, I know. You've been at movies. Multiple Jewish games. I've never felt better. I got my fourth shot and everything. I don't know what to tell you. Joe Biden has COVID, though.

That plant-based one that we've all been hearing about? No. I wanted extra meat in my shot. Give me the meat one. Okay, there you go. I also saw at the same Blue Jay game, I bumped into Mike Gregotsky. We took a picture together.

And here's a special shout out. Special shout out to Slappy Shalom and Judy Cole. Huge fans of Toronto Mic'd. It was great. I think Judy said that this was more exciting to meet me than it was when she met Paul McCartney. Oh, Mike. I can't believe this uh to

the great listeners of the show i was with mike at that black crows concert where mike was smoking all the weed totally and we were there at the show cam not once not twice not three times, but at least four times, Mike was stopped for a photo or a hello or a handshake. I swear to God. Michelle's got a similar story. This guy was getting recognized at the Black Crows concert like four times, maybe a fit. There was a lady that was looking but didn't come over,

but I'm going to count it. There was five people that recognized him. Did these photos surface? Like, are they on Facebook? The Blue Jays. Some guy brought his friends over and was like, this is him! And they were like, oh my god! It's the guy! Yes. Toronto Mike is famous now.

I am getting recognized. I don't want to pat myself on the back. But these are your people. This is your demo, I think. I mentioned Slappy, Shalom, and I hope I'm saying that right, and Judy Cole, who are going to come out to the next TMLX event, who are big fans. I took photos with them.

But there's a guy who's a big photo who saw I was at the game, and his daughter was at the games. I want to shout out because Dan Jeffrey said he listened to every Pandemic Friday and every Toast episode with his daughter. His daughter was at the game. I told him where I was sitting. His daughter, Dan Jeffries' daughter, found me. We took a selfie, and she said that she listens every week

with her father to the Pandemic Friday Toast episodes. Wow, family affair. So thank you, Dan Jeffries and your daughter. Shout out to them. And I want to thank them because, you know, their support that got Cam and I into the Hall of Fame And when you introduce us In future episodes

You need to say Hall of Famer That's what Wise Blot wants And he should And by the way, Wise Blot Now we're on the Mount Rushmore together That's quite a Mount Rushmore Ed Conroy Mark Wise Blot You gotta get the four of us on a round table And Cam Gordon there you go that's quite a Mount Rushmore Ed Conroy oh my god

Mark Wise we gotta get the four of us on a round table we should do that and Cam Gordon I only have four mics though

that's a set we gotta do a mega episode with the Mount Rushmore well there's that photo of oh no but Ed Conroy never mind

I was gonna say Hebsey was there instead of Ed Conroy I don't think I've met Ed but I'm a huge fan of Ed Conroy Ed is cause now he's

moved out of town it's harder to get Ed kind of here in the flesh. Summer road trip. When is that happening? I got to, we got to figure that out. We'll talk offline. But I want to thank Quebec Irish boy again, though, because I think I mentioned on an episode that it was going to be Monica

and my anniversary and that we were going to go to the keg. And guess what popped into my inbox? You ready? You guys ready for this? A gift certificate for the keg. From Ann Romer. From Quebec Irish boy. Wow. Oh, my inbox. You guys ready for this? A gift certificate for the keg. From Ann Romer. From Quebec Irish boy. Wow.

Oh my God. What a mensch. So I know. I don't even know what to say. He's a mensch. He's like, you gave me so many

great hours of entertainment and then I did the math and said, he owes me more gift cards. This is true. By the way. You should fake retire and you'll get more, Mike.

The audience of this show... They've all logged off. Listen, they're obviously great people. They're sending you gift cards for your anniversary. That should show you that you are loved, Mike. I feel loved.

I also had a rough go since we last saw you. Cam, I don't know if this one... I might have saw you at that. Yeah. But, you know, there was that whole Blundell and Fearless Fred Bullard shitstorm. So much has happened. Oh, whatever happened with all that.

Yeah, so that'll happen. But also, guess what dropped since we all got together last? A Drake video. Right. So, I mean, can you give us the story about how you ended up in the Drake video? Sure.

There's so much to talk about. I can't... Yeah. And we haven't even got to the, and we're kicking out jams. Yeah. And we're kicking out number jams. So the title of the song is a number, but just a number. I actually have a small build on the Drake thing. Okay, go on to the

Drake thing. Yeah, I'll let Stu lead. Well, my brother-in-law and business partner at 5'7 Productions, also known as 5'7 Films, Adam Rodness, produced a couple Drake videos now. But he got the call to do this Drake video,

which was called Falling Back. And it was a video where Drake is going to marry 23 women at the Royal York Hotel. And they're going to have the Dan Band be the wedding band. And the Dan Band is from Wedding Crashers and a bunch of movies that Cam doesn't watch. That is true. And he's a really funny guy.

So Adam was suggested to direct. I don't know. I think Director X said to Adam, if Stu doesn't come here, then tell him, like, x said to adam if stew doesn't come here then tell him my like i hate his guts if he doesn't come i think it was one of those like he better come and do this wow and it was like yeah of course i'm gonna come and do this and so me and rodness are in this drake video as the dan band we're like in the band and uh we spent the afternoon there with with dan and drake and rab Rabbi Sitkin and the whole gang.

And this about the Royal Yard. And you can tell because we heard this on the last Mark Weisblot episode of Toronto Mike. But he reached out to that rabbi. Yeah, the rabbi got famous. And talked to him for the Canadian Jewish News. Sure. Yeah, the rabbi became a thing for 15 minutes. Maybe he'll be in the whole thing.

And you should get Sitkin on the show here. But, yeah, the Drake video, it's called Falling Back. It's really fun. It's like a movie. And Drake is number one right now, man. Who's bigger than Drake? Are you going to Drake at the Molson Amphitheater? I don't know if Ken and Kev gets tics.

I mean, we'll see. You don't have a hookup on that one? I probably do, but I wouldn't use it on that. Your brother-in-law can help you. You know, I'm going to try to use my hookup. I'm saving it for one show. And it's going to be, can you guess?

Chicago. No. It's a show that's actually coming here. Toto. A show that's actually coming here. I don't know. It's going to be Wu-Tang and Nas. Right. I got to go to that. If I'm going to pull a favor, that's the one that I have to be, ITang and Nas. Right. I got to go to that. I got to call, you know, if I'm going to pull a favor, that's the one that I have to be, I got to get into. Cam, you were going to tag on to that.

Well, I was going to say, I mean, just a small build here, but our mutual acquaintance, Mike, Rosie Gray Tio, actually updated the Falling Back. That's the name of the song, right? Yep. Falling Back. That's the name of the song, right? Yep. Falling Back to mention that Stu Stone, who's on Wikipedia, was in the band. And they actually took out the edit

because they said YouTube is not a credible source. Wow. Yeah, which I was a little surprised to see that. Because there's so many eyeballs on that page, though. Like, you can't hide. No, it was gone the next day, which is disappointing. I mean, it was properly cited and whatnot.

But anyway, YouTube, apparently not a reliable source in 2022. Well, I'm hoping, you know, the Drake wedding was a lot of fun, but I'm looking forward to having fun at a few other weddings, so we'll see. Well, yeah.

If you do go to another wedding, that on-bend knee jam I was playing from Boyz II Men is a good jam. I could probably get me and Rodness to be in the band for that wedding if that person wants it. I would live. I don't know. I don't have a clue what wedding you're talking about, but I would live stream it.

Can I come too? You'll be there. You'll be there. You're going to be on the cake. Oh, you'll be there. You'll be there, big guy. Okay. So, Black Crowes was great.

The Faking a Murderer premiere, we never did talk about it on this program. It was really amazing. It really was. And for the FOTMs that showed up, I loved that. Ian was there? Yeah. He came all the way from Guelph. Yeah, it was really awesome.

Mark Carey was there. It was a really fun night, and everybody loved it. And, you know, I was nervous, but I really shouldn't have been. Oh, Al Grego and his wife, but I really shouldn't have been. Oh, Al Grego and his wife were there? Yeah. Yeah, he sure was. And he was.

I know. And everybody was laughing, and all the jokes hit, and it was really, really great. Unfortunately, you know, a few days later, the great Phil Jarrett, who plays Detective Richard Lynn in the film, suddenly passed away. A true highlight in that movie, too. I mean, we had so many plans for this guy.

Yeah, because he's great. Because we're about to shoot more stuff, and I got more stuff to tell you guys about. The selfish prick. Up and down on you like that. He's not with us anymore, and it actually makes me sad thinking about it because this is a guy that was so talented that was just waiting for some shine,

and he was so good in faking a murder. Steals the movie in a lot of ways. Honestly, I think nothing's funny and I thought he was hilarious. He was absolutely funny. If Cam says he's funny, that's next level. That guy was so good. That's like Carlin

level funny. I mean, he was really funny and he was a serious actor so for him to come and do that with us like he had to be convinced to come and do that with us you know what i mean because he didn't he didn't know me so he had to trust the fuck out of me to like not make him look like a schmuck you know it's like it wasn't like i could explain what we were doing because we had to keep it a secret so he only knew what he shot with us. He didn't know that we went

and did this, that, or the other thing. So it was just a really interesting process making that film. And we're going to do more. And unfortunately, Philip will only be there with us in spirit. But God bless you, Philip. And shout out,

pour some out for Phil Jarrett. Yeah, RIP, Philip. And hopefully wherever he is, he is taking good care of his white car. TTFN, my friend. Do you guys know this jam? I do. Is this Grace Slick?

Pointer Sisters, of course. The one before this was Grace Slick. That's a big piece of trauma folklore. We've never done this before. We've never did number jams before? No, we've never done this before. So the topic is to pick a song you dig where the title of the topic is to pick a song you dig where the title

of the song is a number. Hold on, I don't want to waste my... Shit is so dope. Yes. All greetings, it is I, the Count. And it's time to answer that fascinating question. What is the, the Count. Yes, Count, of course. And it's time to answer that fascinating question. What is the Sesame Street number of the day?

Ah, ah. Let's count the bats and find out. Ah, that's one. All right. So I was like, I wanted to pull some, like, Sesame Street number stuff. But here's the real jam that will introduce the topic. This is the story of men who are victims of war. They fought the longest war

in American history. They all saw heavy combat in Vietnam. Although they were all decorated for heroism, none of them received a hero's welcome. Can you guys name the artist? I used to be able to. I think it's Paul Hardcastle.

Yeah, it is. Okay, so this song is called 19. So the title of this song is 19. There are no other words in the title. Yeah, this is cool. No other words in this title. This song is just called 19. This would be a very appropriate jam to kick out tonight

because the name of this song is 19. This is kind of a hard topic. Let this ride. I want to hear the part that goes like Vietnam, then the 19. The average age of the Vietnam soldier was 25. He was 19. 19.

19. That sounds like New Order. Like this part. Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and 19 Wow. I haven't heard this song in...

I remember watching it on... Like... What would it have been? Like Toronto Rocks or like video hits do you think this was this was probably on CFNY yes actually we had this chat in the

the secret FOTM DM group and Mark thinks it was on 1050 Chum he thinks it was on CFTR it was on 1050 Chum He thinks it was on CFTR It was And he thinks it was on CFNY

Yeah So Okay so Do you want to get right to it Any Maybe I'll Hear you It's a cool fucking jam

Okay Paul Hardcastle 19 Would have been a great jam to kick out today. Sounds like Cam's voice from The Last Toast. Oh, yeah. So what was the process there? You realized you're failing, you can't even speak on a Zoom, but you wanted your fun facts because I was going to kick out your jams anyway. And you just had some text to speech.

I literally copy and pasted to some like sketchy voice to audio, or sorry, text to audio website. And I had to write out some of the words phonetically. So that was kind of fun, even in my weakened states, because I'm such a nerd. But you did it, and we played it, and I caught most of it. And Stu, I think, was better than I was at deciphering what you were trying to say. I think what I should have done is just talk way more slowly because you can actually

say how many syllables per second. Good learning for next time I get COVID which probably won't be long. A couple of quick shout outs before we kick out your first jam, Cam Gordon. So I want to shout out Dewar Pants, the most comfortable pants and shorts. Is COVID worse the

second time or the first time? For me, it was definitely worse the second time. Why? Because you like knew what it was? No, because of his symptoms. Right? Yeah. Well, I had just gotten the booster the first time I had it, like two weeks prior, so maybe that helped.

But, I mean, who the fuck knows at this point? Are you worried about long COVID? Is this the fear that you'll... Honestly, I'm just worried about shit getting canceled, honestly. Because that was over Father's Day. I was going to take my dad to the Jays game. We had tickets. DOA, as I mentioned, you and Brother Bill got canceled.

Well, that's why we did the toast on the Tuesday instead of the Thursday. I know. I fucked it all up. I'm so sorry. It's not your fault. Did MF end up getting COVID? No, she didn't get it. My daughter didn't get it.

MF is a superhero. I think MF and I are immune to COVID. I think you are. It's our Irish roots. Anybody who hasn't had it now, it's surprising. To my knowledge, I've not had it. Is MF from Ireland? Her ancestors. The F is very Irish, if you

know what the F stands for. I don't. I only know her as MF. Well, he doesn't know we're moving. Not a CBC listener. Are you moving to Ireland? No, we're moving the next post-episode. Or two. Two. We're moving September, I'll tell you later. Because we're going to Ireland. Are you really? MF is going back to the motherland.

For good? No. For like ten days. I got worried. I'll be going with her. Okay, good. Make sure she comes back. But you are moving to Little Ireland, right? The Little Ireland district of Toronto. That's false. It's a falsehood. So thank you, Dewar.

I think I was in mid-sentence. Dewar.ca. D-U-E-R.ca. Go to the new retail store. It's on Queen Street. Where? Queen and what? Cam, you saw it the other day. It's like Queen and Portland.

Do you own a pair of Dewars? I do not. You should. Come on, guys. 15% off if you use the promo code. Are you wearing the Toronto mic? I know, because I just biked. I just didn't throw them on today.

He wore them to the camp. Okay. I went to a client. Shout out to Rush Trucking. I went to the client wearing Dewar pants and shorts. And honestly, I looked fucking amazing. These things are comfy as hell. You got laid.

I got laid by the ladies. You know I'm in charge. So shout are comfy as hell. You got laid. I got laid by the ladies and I'm in charge. So shout out to Dewar and of course StickerU. We referenced them earlier but what a great partner StickerU.com. If they don't make some Hall of Fame stickers to stick on the wall here, they're leaving money on the table, Bubba.

Alright, Andrew. I'll talk to Andrew Witkin and see if we can get that going here. You told me before I pressed record, I mentioned that Dana took the summer off, Dana Levinson, but she passed the baton to her good friend from the CTV days, CFTO days, Naomi Parnas. And I've been working closely with Naomi

for the last couple of months. And you mentioned Naomi went to your high school? I think she did. Because I think she knows Andrew Witkin from this same, although Andrew's older than you guys. I know you guys and Naomi are both like 42. I might not be the same girl.

She's 42. Well, that does check out. Level 42. Yeah, I think it's the same woman. I'll tell her to ask her if she knows us. I'll text her during one of the jams. Yeah, do that. I will do that.

So anyway, shout out to Naomi Parnas. What's her home phone number? It's 416. Okay. Okay, yeah. It says like, anyway, I don't want like a word like home phone number? It's 416. Okay. Okay. Yeah. It says like, anyway, I don't want like a word. Can I see that?

Yeah. Well, if she watches this, she can see it. Are you always like surprised at how private Cam is? Like that first COVID fight never made the air because we were sworn a secrecy. Now he's come out of the closet about it. I don't even know what this website is. But I had a jam loaded up for a moment that never happened. And I now regret it all, but I'm surprised that I misread the TV. Cam has always been

sort of a private individual. Is that a private thing? I guess. Just stuff like around family and whatnot. For this, I never talk about it. I never tweet that I have a daughter, for example. Okay, but you do have a daughter, right? His daughter is very heartbroken about that. She's like, Daddy, why don't you tweet about that?

She has not consented. We're not going to do an episode about your daughter. We don't like, Daddy, why don't you cheat about that? We're not going to do an episode about your daughter. We don't know her name. We don't know her age. We don't know her school. We don't care about any of that. The fact that you have a daughter, to me, is your right to share that fact that you have a daughter.

You have four of them. I have two daughters. Okay, so we're going to start with you, Cam. And now I'm a little snipped up, as you know. There you go. Cut you in. All right, Cam. That's the second time we've been saying cut you in today.

Cam Gordon, any words before I kick out your first joke? Usually I would be the first person to see a scab and just pick at it. But I know by the tone of Cam, knowing him as long as I do, even I, the great Stu Stone Hall of Famer, I know when the tone of Cam knowing him as long as I do even I the great Stu Stone Hall of Famer I know when to back up I was going to say when I got mad at you for real but it's a happy thing

that would make FLTMs happy to hear it's not a bad thing it's not like you got a DUI or something just drop it Mike are you going to have a party a small party a small gathering You got a DUI or something. Just drop it, Mike. Yeah. Are you ready for your first party? Are you going to have a party? A small party. Small gathering.

No, like a B... Oh, no, no, no. No. With like Al Grego and the boys? That'd be amazing. I've already told loved ones it's not happening. Fair. What's the party for? For me and Cam's Hall of Fame.

We're going to have a Hall of Fame banquet. Totally. We should have a Hall of Fame banquet. Yeah, TMLXX. You should be honoring all four of us at that event. Alma Pasta is going to feed you at TMLXX. We're going to get a trophy or something. Everybody who comes, they're going to feed you.

Hall of Fame speeches. Great Lakes is going to buy you a beer. Blair Packham is going to play Last of the Red Hot Fools. Cam and Stu photo ops. Yeah, Tom Wilson's coming from Hamilton to do an acoustic jam. I have Danny Graves from The Watchmen lined up to do an acoustic jam. I have Danny Graves from the Watchmen lined up to do an acoustic. It's going to be bigger than Edgefest.

Can I ask you a question? Just a question. We should get a standee. You know those life-size standees? Sure. Of the tree in Mike's front yard. And then people can do photo ops with the tree and make money! Paywall, baby! Fuck the paywall. No, I'm kidding about the paywall. But they can do photo ops with the tree and make money. Paywall baby.

Fuck the paywall. No I'm kidding about the paywall. But they can also take pics with me and Cam. That's actually a really good idea. I'm a marketing genius. I'm actually blown away. That's the first time Stu brought an idea to the table that my first thought was good idea not what a bad idea. That's not bad.

It's a great idea. We'll talk more about that. Ian's service is now speculating. So let's get into the jams. Let's move on before MF starts speculating. Okay. What do you want to say before? She's here. But she must be happy with this news.

Whatever this news is. We love her. Yeah, I think so. I'm excited. If she's not happy, it shouldn't happen. She's great. That's all I'm going to say. She's the best.

So I'll say more to come. She is the best. Cam does not have a daughter. And I actually once commented on, I did an Instagram photo of my bike and I did the hashtag bikeTO and it was my bike. And she said she loved seeing these photos

and it made me think. Mike's blushing just saying her name. She made me think MF and it made me think I should do it every day. And now like every day I get off my bike, I stop my writing, I take a picture of something. There you go.

I put it on Instagram and I think MF will like that. Don't let him make a speech. Well, remember very early in the pandemic, like we hung out in, what, Maryland Bell Park and we had our bikes. He hasn't washed his hands since.

There you go. Any words before your first jam? And remember, the name of the song is a number. That's the rule. Just a number. Just a number. Just a number. And have I been clear? I think so. Well, to be clear, like 99 Nuff Balloon. Yeah, illegal

jam. I don't want to hear that. If I hear that shit, you're out of the Hall of Fame. 99 Problems by Jay-Z. If I hear that, you're out of the Hall of Fame. I can hold this over your head now. Three pistols. I brought you into this world. Is it like an OJ thing where we can get taken out of the Hall of Fame? Yeah.

I own this Hall of Fame. I am the sole decision maker when it comes to the Hall of Fame. Sole decision. They're going to be playing at the party. Yeah. They're playing one acoustic jam. They'll be at TMLXX. There you go.

I have so many artists who want to play it. He's got such a big head. Ever since you got on the toronto star right he gets in the trial he didn't make the cut can i make a final he took like 10 selfies at the black crows concert he's got a huge head now stew will appreciate this and for the wrestling fans remember owen hart won the slammy yes and he carried around yes that was like his gimmick yes 12 that was like trying to mic with it. I'm just fucking with him. He's just like whipping out this.

No, no. And look what happened to Owen Hart. There you go. I didn't. I'm just in. Oh my God. Be careful, man. That's inappropriate.

Can we start the jams, please? Yes. Cam, any words before we kick out your first jam? It's a number. Did not hit the post. I love this song, Cam Cam it's a good jam I think this is the first song I thought of I got a camel just on my phone. What you're moving in elliptical I think it's not what you say What you say is way too complicated

For a minute thought I couldn't tell how to fall out It's for the sake I'm still the last call Go ahead I lie now you know it's easy I lie playing it all the time Is that a number song? Yeah. How low can you go? How low can you go? How low can you go? Oh, yeah, that's Girl Talk.

There you go. I can't hear it anymore without hearing Girl Talk. We were going to get to that, but we'll circle back to that. So this is 1901 by the band Phoenix. Oh, yeah, they had a couple songs. Yeah, so they had this song and they had Listomania. Was that the other song? No, didn't they have a song?

That's not them. Never mind. No, I think that was somebody else. French band from Versailles. So very classy and obviously a lot of history in Versailles. And that's where the treaty happened. That's right, for the Treaty of Versailles after World War I. Shout out to Franz Ferdinand at the Ridley Funeral.

Right. Not the band, obviously. Well done. Also the Treaty of Paris, which ended the American Revolution. So a lot of history in Versailles. And 150 years later, this band Phoenix came roaring out of the gate. What do we know about this band? No, I know nothing.

Next to nothing about this band. But you know what? I can't even name a second Phoenix song. You'll know the song Listomania. That was a pretty big hit. It's about the mouthwash. Something like that. Listomania.

But this song, 9201, this song I think got famous because this was just one of those songs that was in every movie trailer, in every video game. It was also, I know CFNY played it quite a bit. Totally.

They played it hourly in 2008. Yeah. So this song was featured in, amongst other things, Gossip Girl, the Melrose Place reboot, Vampire Diaries Hellcats. I don't know what that is. TV advertisements for Cadillac, for PlayStation. It was in NHL 2K10 for you Sega fans. And yeah, I was going to mention it was in Girl Talk.

The name of the song is triple double mashed up with Ludacris. How low? Yes. Okay. So this happens and I almost, every time it happens, I think, oh, we should do an episode about this or whatever. What's happened to me now is it smells like teen spirit is in the wild. Okay.

I'm in the wild. is it smells like teen spirit is in the wild okay i'm in the wild i hear smells like teen spirit it combines in my head now with push it by salt and pepper oh no maybe it's lithium yeah lithium yes okay but bottom line is there are so many songs now that i cannot separate from the girl talk which is not not a good thing it's not a bad thing either like it's just it's just changed it's completely rewired my brain to a song that i was all over well before I ever heard Girl Talk. But that one, that 1901 is a great example of a song.

I can't hear it alone without Ludacris on it. I'm going to make a final comment about the band Phoenix. I would say they are probably the weakest ever daily headliner at the Coachella Festival. I sort of forgot that they were a headliner. They headlined Festival. I sort of forgot that they headlined in 2013 one of the days.

Three day festival. Another day was to write out Chili Peppers. That makes sense. The other day was, I sort of remember the Stone Roses and Blur headlined. Breaking news. Ian Service says that that Liz Tomania that you referenced, that was the hurdle this week. You know hurdle, which is like

the word except for music. So basically a lot of people rediscovered that song. Listermania. I don't know it. Anyway, here are four bands that Phoenix headlined over.

Also played that same day. Did they ever play at the Phoenix? They probably did. So you had New Order, you had Sigur Rós. Oh, they're good. The Postal Service. Sigur Rós is huge. I feel like all those bands are probably bigger in terms of history than Phoenix.

Am I wrong? Yes, you're correct. This was a big hit too. I don't know this song. Give me a minute. I don't know this song. This is a big hit, too. I don't know this song.

Give me a minute. I don't know it yet. I don't know this song. I'd like to have another song, and this ain't it. So, I'm not sure I know this song, to be quite honest. What's the name of this group? Phoenix. This sounds almost like Canadian indie somehow. Like Wolf Parade.

Yeah, totally. I'll believe in anything. Like a more poppy Wolf Parade. Yeah, yeah, I hear that too. I don a more poppy wolf parade. Yeah, yeah. I hear that too. That's a scene, right? That 08, 09 sound. I don't know it, but I like it.

There we go. 1901. A song that's a number. In a great year. Yeah. I remember it well. How is Ann Sandy doing? Is she doing all right?

Is that what you thought of when you thought of 1901? By the next time you see me, she will have celebrated her 96th birthday. Holy shit. And she's had COVID one more time than Cam has. Really? Three times? I remember this.

She's amazing. She's amazing. But I'm planning on doing something great. I'm planning on renting a stretch limousine. Whoa. Picking her up and taking her to the beautiful city of Pickering to the brand new casino that they have there.

She'll be happy. And I'll just let her go run around on her walker and fuck shit up at the slots a couple hours, then limo her back home and maybe on the way home we stop and get some McDonald's french fries.

Let's just say Center Street Deli. And she'll have a great birthday. So what I noticed this, when I went to the Faking a Murderer premiere. Stay tuned to my Instagram for footage of this limousine. When I saw the Faking a Murderer for the second time, because I saw it on, what's the service I saw it on? Hollywood Suite. Hollywood Suite.

Great Hollywood Suite. Right away, like when I learned it was out. Shout out to David. Day one, I got it. David Kines. David Kines. F-O-T-I-V-E, David Kines. F out to David. Day one, I got it. David Kynes. David Kynes. F-O-T-O, David Kynes. F-O-S-S, David Kynes.

Just a friend of many. I saw it again with you, of course, at your premiere. And this time, I noticed Aunt Sandy when the family was learning about the project. She used to say more in the old cut, but the grumpy people made us... How come you don't have final cut? I'm almost there. Almost there, okay. Are you ready for my first number jam?

Speaking of Final Cut, I'll have the Final Cut of Vantage by next time I see you. Whoa. Yeah, that's big. Sounds like 19, but it's not. So hang in there. Oh, I know what this is. It's a long song.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I got lots of facts about it. I know someone that wanted this song. This is a long song. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I know someone that wanted this song. But I got it first. This one goes out to all the rockers out there. Jeff Woods. Lonnie Schwartz. There was a time when a younger Cam and Stu would have been afraid of this song in this music video.

Spooky. What is war? Is that this video? It was quite the video. We'll talk about it. We'll give it a moment to brew. This is one hell of a jam. First song by Metallica I ever heard is this one.

We are rocking in the morning. Here in Kingston. Little Metallica I ever heard is this one. We are rocking in the morning here in Kingston. Little Metallica for the morning. Metallica mornings. Every Monday morning, Metallica mornings. It's your star, Cam Gordon, in the morning. Isn't Metallica's most depressing song? I'd say, like, Sane Anger was pretty depressing.

It's no hero of the day. So bad. Yeah, oh, my God. That's the most depressing pick. This is like their most progressive rock song with these patterns and drums. It's a great fucking song. Might be my favorite Metallica song.

I think the next album, the Black album, had better production on it. It's like a crisper sounding music. But this is obviously great. San Francisco rockers, right? A lot of noodling. Takes a while to get there, but here we go.

This sounds like a young band. You know? Metallica Mornings. Nothing is real but pain now Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh, please God, wake me Wow, okay. This song is called One. Oh. There you go.

Metallica's One is the third and final single from... One, also the word to describe Stu Stone this week, as in Stu One. Released as this is the third and final single from the band's fourth studio album which of course is and justice for all came out in 1988 also had a scary album cover like kind of blind justice but like a bunch of like crosses at a cemetery yeah more is scary, guys. We can't sugarcoat this. War is fucked, man. But this song, it does portray a World War

I soldier who is severely wounded. In 1901. His arms, his legs, and that's not World War I. That was the Boer War that you're thinking of. This South African Boer War. Arms, legs, his jaw was blown off by a landmine. He's blind.

He can't speak. He can't move. He's begging God to take his life. Sorry, is this a real guy or they made this up? Made this up,

but it's, there's like parts of an old movie that had a similar plot. This is like a really, like shows their musical chops. Yeah, it's fucking great.

This is in Thrash. Like, it's definitely not Thrash. This was the first Metallica song that ever ranked uh in the billboard hot 100 it reached number 35 this song this fucking song hit number 35 on the billboard hot 100 did cfny play this i don't think so no chance they didn't touch q107 maybe q. Yeah, I think Q is on this. For sure Q. I mean, on my upcoming radio show in the future, I would play this.

Did you listen to the Q107 Mike Qmentary that PVP and I put together? I tried not to because I was really upset about all of the beef that was going on as a result of Q107. Oh, the Fearless Fred stuff? Yeah. We just hit the one-month anniversary of, I feel like. Like, you tweeted about this, did you not? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm still waiting for the record.

Mike doesn't want to talk about it, okay? I don't know. He's private. He's a private guy. He doesn't want to talk about it. Okay, okay, okay. No, no. Don't listen to Stu.

Mike doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't like it. Let me start up on Ben. Oh, wait. Fuck. No, no. I'm pink too. Don't listen to Stu. Mike doesn't want to talk about it. He doesn't like it. Let me start up on baby. Oh, wait. Fuck. Listen to this fucking part. Hold on. Okay.

You're fucking right. I have to download this on my phone. What is Johnny's Goddess Gun? That's the movie. It's an epic song. It's fucking epic. It's epic. There's a lot going on. Freedom!

You know what? I can fucking run through a wall right now. Like, this has got right into my heart. It's better than coffee. Fucking amazing. So, believe it or not,

and it's such a great video, and that, you referenced that movie, Johnny what? What's it called? Oh, that's what the, okay. So they split the movies

in the video. They go back anyway because it's a similar theme thing, right? The guy's got like his, he's all bandaged. Yeah. Sounds like Eddie Van Halen.

It's so good. Okay, so. Who's playing? This was the first, the very, no, the very first Metallica song for which a music, isn't this the Filipino guy? Right, right, right, right. The first music video in Metallica history. I was going to say Danny Trio.

Who's the, who's the Filipino guy? He was in Suicidal Tendencies. I think this was before him. Was it Jason Newsted or who's that? Or is he in Soundgarden? Robert Trio. Yeah. Kirk Hammett.

Kirk Hammett, right. And I only know he's Filipino because I know everyone who's got Filipino blood in them. There you go. So, yeah, this is their very first video. And it was a big... This video was aired quite a bit. So, yeah, this is their very first video. And this video was aired quite a bit, like a reasonable amount. I saw it all the time on MuchMusic. They played this video.

People who wore jean jackets and lived near Aaron Kaufman. Totally. Listen to this. And the patches they would iron or sew on. Like a pack of smokes in the back. And they had lots of safety pins in their jackets. And like a Triple H jacket. Like a jean jacket with leather straps. I was more of a poison man myself.

So this was a little heavy. Like tassels? Mike wore the makeup and everything. Like Bobby doll. Let this finish and we'll go into Stu's jam. Do you have anything to say before your jam, or can I go right into it? Well, I'm saying I'm feeling very festive through the Hall of Fame induction. So I think we should, my jam, I think we should just party.

I think we should party and really celebrate with my song. That's Cam from Last Toast. with my song. I only want you to have some fun. That's Cam from Last Toast. You should have done it that way. Slow it down like that. And I'm going to go check in on the live chat and see if there's anything going on. Oh! Signature sound

Like You hear it And you know exactly who it is You know what I mean There's a few bands like that Where you can hear a chord and say okay that's a U2 song I challenge Anyone Mike

Anyone To like an 80s If there's a hit song from the 80s I can recognize almost every song In like a second. Is that because of the synthesizer? No, it's just from listening to music. Who's the girl on this?

Sheena Easton? Is this Sheena E? Sheena E? No. Sheena Easton? Not Vanity? No. Alright, let's let Stu tell us about the song. What's the song called, Stu? The song is called 1999. And that's a number.

Which is also the price of a pair of Dewar shorts. If you happen to use promo code Toronto Mike. 15% off. 50% off. Do it. Let them know you care. Let them know you listen. Is that true?

Also the price. No, the 15% is true. What Stu is saying is he's on his own there. 1999 a gram over at Canicabana. Using promo code. They won't be undersold on cannabis or cannabis accessories. $19.99 for a large meat lasagna. Did I mention much love to Dan Jeffrey and his daughter who listened together.

That really warmed my gut. My daughter was with me when that story was told and she had the warmth. How old is the daughter? Should we swear? I'm serious. I would say 20. Okay, so we swear? Like, I'm serious. Like, I would say 20? Okay, so she can handle it. 19? Yeah.

We get pretty edgy here. Jarvis was on the live chat earlier. It's fine. Such a cutie. Wiggly tooth. We're okay. We can swear. Yeah, it's nobody that you know singing. Just so you know, it's not like a famous person. In fact, this song song you'd think this song

came out in 1999 no let's talk about it guys the song is called 1999 and if my memory serves me correctly it's by a guy called Prince the song actually

was the title track of his album that was called 1999 as well ironically the price may have been 1999 and this was in 1982. Not to confuse people.

So earlier than you'd think, right? But this is one of those Prince songs. And Prince is, you know, Prince is like Dean McDermott. He makes the impossible possible. Prince is the type of guy that can re-chart with songs or an old song that didn't work

another singer will sing it. He finds a way to make shit work. 1999 came out at first and it did pretty good. Peaked on the chart at number number 9. Number 1. Number 44.

This is a smash hit at number 44. So the first time this single came out, it peaked at 44. And it never went higher than that, even when it... Well, I don't know, actually, because I've let Weisblot deal with that. He's scared. But I'll tell you what. You're all in the Hall of Fame now. You're equals.

It really blew up big in 1985 because it was a double A side for Little Red Corvette. Prince did not give up on this song, so he put it out again with Little Red Corvette, and both songs blew up. And now Rolling Stone ranks this on their list of one of the greatest songs of all time. It's a song that was definitely played, like, mostly every celebration and function,

and maybe at a future wedding that we may or may not be attending, depending on our behavior. Whose wedding would that be? I can't. We'll see how this episode goes. What are you talking about? This is the type of song that would play on New Year's Eve.

For sure, in 1998, on December 31st, 1998, I'm sure this played all over the world. Here's some fun facts for you, though. Sorry, 1236 is in the chat room throwing some heat. Oh, good. What's he saying?

He's like a beanball. He's going all Pascal. This is the worst I've ever heard from Stu trying to describe the history of a song. But you know what? I'm worried that this is going to get into Stu's head. Mark is just jealous that he's got company. Oh, well, Mark, listen. Company in the Hall of Fame.

This is not... I'll tell you what. Let's be honest. I actually didn't pick this song song and Mike threw me a curveball and so I came and had to really force 1999 into my selections. Did you pick the song or not? I had to pick it.

There's a lot of other number jams. This felt appropriate, but there is something fun fact about this. It's a great fucking song. Why is he trying to put this on me? Because it's your fault. I had a whole song and dance ready for Metallica 1. I had something I did. I know what you did.

Why do you wait so long to get your fucking jams in here? Because I'm very busy. I'm very busy. Cam had his in weeks before. I'm very busy, Mike. I'll listen. Phil Collins admits that this is the song

that inspired Susu Studio. Did you know that? I could see that. It wouldn't surprise me at all, no. Just say the word. Oh, you could probably sing it along. Su Su Studio. Yep. Kind of the same song. Just say the word. Oh.

I like it when I find out when I find out the Beach Boys, you find out when they wrote know okay when I find out oh the Beach Boys you find out oh when they wrote this song it was because he was trying to emulate like the Ronettes

there you go right because there's no one that you know singing on this song so it was Wendy and Lisa of course

everyone knows Wendy and Lisa but I know that Mike and Cam don't so I was right when I said no one that they would know Wendy Wendy yeah you don't I know that Mike and Cam don't, so I was right when I said no one that they would know. Wendy?

Yeah, you don't know them. And Lisa? Yeah, you don't know them. Lisa, Lisa and the Cult Chain? No, you don't know them. I'll say something about Prince real quick. Okay. That song that we just heard, 1999?

Not released in 1999. Who played the drums on that song? Oh. Phil Collins. Prince. Who played guitar on that song? Oh. Phil Collins. Prince. Who played guitar on that song? Prince. Who played every fucking instrument on the song? Prince. He did it his way.

He did them all. Who sang the triangle? Not Prince, but no one you know. Could have been Wendy and Lisa. Prince is a musical genius and I'll tell you what, I've seen a lot of bands live, including the Black Crows, where Mike got stoned a couple weeks ago. I've seen a lot of concerts in my life,

including future Klezmer concerts with my friend Mark. Wise blot. We're going to go together. I'll tell you what. Prince, I don't think there's someone better than I saw live than Prince. This guy was a showman. He plays the guitar. He sings.

He dances. It's nonstop. There's no break. He shreds. It goes all the way through. It's just a high-energy, nonstop, unbelievable Prince. It's a shame that he's gone because he's a guy that I would have gone to see every year. You know how Cher is still on her farewell tour type shit? I would have gone to see every year. You know how like Cher is still on her

farewell tour type shit? I would have seen Prince on 20 farewell tours. Is his death still kind of sketchy? Vague what happened? I know there was a lot of pharmaceutical things.

Accidental overdose, right? Yeah, he died in an elevator or something. Yeah. Way too young. Because you don't conflate it with Michael Jackson who was murdered by his doctor

very very very very sad and I wasn't wrong about the chart I just double checked it so Mark is wrong again but on the Billboard Hot 100 the song peaked at number 44 part of the deal of the FOTM Hall of Fame is all members must get along with each other that's part of the deal

Mark is wrong about that one sorry the line this is the worst I've ever heard Mark is wrong about that one. Sorry, the line, this is the worst I've ever heard. Mark is wrong about that one. That's a good line. Yeah. Mark is... And I know that he came to the movie and he left.

He says it was higher than 44. It wasn't. But that one needs like the acting rabbi hookup. He left faking a murder and went for a walk and then came back. So the confusion comes

because you mentioned... Yeah, I heard this. I went for a walk. I mean, what a guy. Yeah, you know that? Yeah, I heard this. He went for a walk. I mean, what a guy. Yeah, but you got to know yourself. Like, if you can't sit through a 90-minute movie, you got to know yourself. I guess, I mean, someone's got to know. My brother's a bit like that.

He couldn't even finish the 18-inning Blue Jay game that we all went to. Do you think when I listen to his five-hour podcast, I take a walk in the middle and take a break? No, I listen. I stop, mark it three hours. I listen. I listen because I'm a fan of his. So, I know the confusion's obvious to me, but I think you were trying to explain this, Stu.

You were explaining that he released it once initially. It went to 44 or whatever. But what happened the second time he released it? I don't have that information at the top of my fingers. Okay, that's when I think it turned higher. It may have, but I'm saying it certainly didn't the first time around. That's not on the wiki page.

And I can remember as a young man who grew up with a satellite dish television that I watched MTV all day long. Yeah, you did. And Prince was an MTV superstar. Really?

As big as Michael Jackson, Duran Duran, Madonna, Prince is right there. But don't we know this? Maybe not. Who doesn't know that? Some of the new listeners.

Who's listening to Toast right now who's going to find out that Prince was a big fucking deal? Jokeruru. Did not know that we would recognize wendy and lisa what was this band like he had the protege that was like a girl vanity the time

that's not no the time was a banner i thought apollonia my purple stuff okay little red i don't pretend to be an expert here. Okay. So, I loved it. 1999.

It's a great number jam. And through one round. Shout out to Cable Guy Jeff who writes in the chat, hashtag Stu is always right. He knows. Also a friend of Stu. But he knows. Biased. But that's okay. And Cable Guy Jeff has a new Stookumentary coming out.

Yeah. Can I just give him a plug real quick? Of course. Is this a work or a shoot? This is a shoot. Which one's which again? Shoot is real. Shoot fight.

Shoot is real. Shoot is real. Work. Shoot is real. Work is not real. A work shoot is something that is like a mishmash. You can work yourself into a shoot if you're not careful. Like taking a murder was a work.

If you put a matzo ball and a kreplach in the soup, it's called a mishmash. Do you understand what I'm saying here, Mike? It's like girl talk. So, the Stone Movement documentary that he put out

on social media last year, some of you watched it. Cam Brio just recently tweeted about it. I watched it. But, so, there's the chapter two

coming out in a few weeks or sometime this summer that I did an interview for Jeff for that covers the whole Jamie Kennedy experience with rare footage. Wait, this is the

Widener thing? No, no. Wait, why do I not know about this? You should know about it. Can you remind me, who's Cable Guy Jeff? Cable Guy Jeff is

one of my oldest friends, one of the pioneers of podcasting and he's been documenting all, he's been basically documenting all my shit for a hundred years. Is he in those shorts

when you got interviewed about the finances? Is that him? No, he's not in Faking Murder. No, I'm not Faking Murder, but the shorts. Like, there was a series... Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

The doer shorts. He's not in those doer shorts. But I could get Cable Guy Jeff a pair of doer pants. He would like those. You could ride him from the bike lane to the boardroom.

Do you know who got Cable Guy Jeff speaking of which his set so the Jamie Kenny Stewstone era is what it's covered. There was rare footage stuff no one's ever seen before

stuff that people probably don't even want to see but they're going to see it anyway. But Jeff got me a Funko today a Funko Pop of the Little Green Sprout. Oh I saw this.

Isn't that so cool? That was Jeff that found that and got that. And you were the voice of the Little Green Sprout. I was the voice of the Little Green Sprout. And this is the Jolly Green Giant's nephew or something. Maybe his grandson. I saw this. Isn't that so cool? That was Jeff that found that and got that. And you were the voice of the little green sprout. I was the voice of the little green sprout. And this is the Jolly Green Giant's nephew or something.

Maybe his grandson. Iconic. Maybe the son that he doesn't tweet about. But I'll tell you what. He had to tweet about your son's sprout. I'm a professional. It's a personal decision. You don't have to tweet about your daughter.

I'm surprised that this particular news isn't something you'd want to scream from the rafters. What news? No news like Gary Gnews. Am I right? It's such happy news. I love you, Jeff. It's my news. Do you need permission from someone else?

No. Jeff invented the podcast. Was he podcasting before 2006? Yes. Okay, because I was podcasting for Humble Friday 2006. Well, the two of you should talk. I bet you the two of you would be good friends. Sorry, who was?

Jeff started podcasting. Oh, Cable Guy Jeff. Cable Guy Jeff before me. Do you do stuff with Tom Green? Possibly. Okay. I almost got him on Toronto Mike, but he seemed to flake out a little bit. Okay.

So, I tried though. I'm excited to shit all over Cam Gordon because I think this might be a controversial jam. Okay. Well, I will say even if this gets disqualified, it's a good opportunity to talk about Martin Streak because I think of Martin Streak when I hear this. Okay. Well, let's get to it. Here's Cam Gordon's

second number jam. this is the worst i've ever heard from stew trying to describe the history of the song he's not wrong he's not wrong I was kind of mailing that one in, but I still won. You didn't do your homework. Well, the song was thrown at me like this morning. Mike, do you like this song? Regardless if you think it's a good pick. I'm not

sure it's a good song. I mean, it depends. Am I at a club at like one in the morning? Yeah. Drinking a beer? Yes, I like that. Yeah? Okay. But if I'm like chilling out on a Saturday afternoon or whatever, it's not what I'd put on.

But Tobias Vaughn loves it. He says... Great tune. Okay. Great tune, yeah. I saw him at the Mogwai concert. I can definitely see a bit of Mogwai in this song. It's obviously a bit more heavy and a bit more metal

bass but there you go there's sprout looks like stew yeah he does who is it sprout is in the live chat oh there's the sprout i don't i don't have it anymore my my feed died ever since... Ever since I became the champ. Oh, there he is. Yeah. Sprout. You know the band Prefab Sprout? Yeah.

Patty Macklin. Anyway, that's it. That's all I got. Okay. By the way, I'm just looking at the chat. And yeah, I acknowledge the second one, but he's wrong. He said 1983, number 12. No, that's a chum chart.

That's a chum chart. But it was 1985 that that double single came out, according to what I saw. It's a great fucking jam. No one tunes in to toast for the facts. They come for the flavor. The banter. Right. Tool.

46 and 2. What's your beef? Stop the music. What the fuck's your beef? Think about... Say the title again. Just say it slowly. 46.

2. Do the proper title slowly. 46. 2. There's an ampersand in there, which is also known as the word end. This song is called 46 and 2 Both numbers

That's more than a fucking number, Cam That's twice as good Come on, Stu, don't be 46 What say you? You have to be on the side of justice It's tough You can see what I'm getting at

Two numbers I think that if I was to say that this is okay, then Cam's going to owe me one. But it's not okay. The rules were so clear. A little quid pro quo between Hall of Famers. We'll see. Bullshit.

That's why you're not judges. Let me down. You know what? I'm the dictator here. What am I even asking your opinion for this? What is it? The title has to be a number and only a number. You can call it an ampersand.

You can call it the word end. Bottom line is there's more than a number in the a number, you can call it an ampersand, you can call it the word end. Bottom line is, there's more than a number in the title of this song. What is 46? 46 is a number. What is 2? 2 is a number.

If this song was called 46-2, I'd allow it. This song is called 46-2. It's a pick so nice, there's a number twice. What's the problem? I'm surprised by you, Cam. This is a called 46 and 2. It's a pick so nice there's numbered twice. What's the problem? I'm surprised by you, Cam. This is a Martin Street favorite. Do you realize this? After what you did.

Camacabana. Just kidding. He's saying because I can't. Sorry. I take it back. Strike that. What I did was You did. Well, you did nothing. I can't believe you did that. You guys like Tool. Okay, fine. I'm disqualified you did that. You're fearless. I'm disqualified.

Do you guys like Tool? I've never really fully got this band. Why they got this so popular. Should I go first? Sober. No, go ahead. Tool is awesome. The singer Maynard is one of the best vocalists.

The musicianship of these guys is on another level. But live, he's not a good live guy because he's scared of the stage. When I saw them live in Hamilton, he stood behind the drums and had his back to the audience the whole show. It was disappointing. Maynard did. Yes. Okay. But that doesn't take away from the fact that they're a good band.

I mean, they're really, really good. They are. What's your opinion, Mike? I fact that they're a good band. I mean, they're really, really good. They are. What's your opinion, Mike? I think they're a very good band. I actually saw A Perfect Circle once. Okay. Is that like an Edge Fest? Yeah, it was an Edge Fest.

And I want to apologize. Did he hide that time, Maynard? I don't remember him hiding. By the way, I'm wearing a Martha and the Muffins t-shirt that was given to me by Martha. You know where I saw Tool perform? Canada's Wonderland. That's pretty cool. The final Lollapalooza touring.

He was dressed up like Madonna in Blonde Ambition with like the cone. Was Fraser Shad there? I know there's a lot of diehard Tool fans right now.

Yeah. You know, they love it. I will say, I've actually never purchased a Tool album and I owned Pre-MP3.

Perfect Circle, did you like that? I saw them at Edgefest. That's also Maynard. Where was he like five minutes ago? I was paying attention to Wise Blood. I was talking to Wise Blood. I'm aware that's also Maynard.

Okay. So I've never purchased a Tool CD. Do you know Prince was popular in the 80s? Did I mention that? Big name. Do you see that Wise Blood says I'm quitting the Hall of Fame over Stu bungling that one? I didn't bungle it. And then there were three.

If he was to look... You know what? I accept his resignation because I don't want anyone to be in the Hall of Fame who would quit over that. But I know he's joking. Although Cyber Cafe just LOL'd. You know what I learned in the research for this? I never knew this, that Maynard also sang backup on The Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly.

Wow. Do you remember? Yeah, they had to change their name. They were called Green Jello. Yeah, exactly. And then Jello didn't like that. Big Big Hit, that was a number one. That was a Big Much Music.

That was a number one hit in New Zealand, top five in Australia, Sweden. Went to number 17 in the US. Did it appear in a Beavis and Butthead episode? I remember that. It was Plasticine, I think. Plasticine video. Right. Yeah. That's what it was. Like the epitome of a novelty. Yeah, Green Jelly. They played it

all the time on Much Music. I remember well. Like almost as much as they played Lawrence Gowan on CFNY. Almost. Anyway, heavy rotation. Can I say, whenever I'd go to like the phoenix or something and then i'd you know you'd hear some tool in the mix at night my favorite was always sober i like sober but that's always two fans i know which is ironic because there you go but uh anyway i'm not a diehard tool guy but i respect that i think also in the uh the club nights it

would always be like the opening of the set because they would have these like three-minute intros and they could do all the shout-outs. But you're right about Streak. Streak, that's what caused him to switch. Was it that band or Nine Inch Nails? He was big on Nine Inch Nails. I think it was Nine Inch Nails.

Okay, that caused him to drop the F-bomb. Shout-out to Pete Fowler and brother Bill who got that audio to me. That's where Cam, that's where I've seen you also. You were on a PPMM episode since. How's that show doing? Yeah. Honestly, it's really starting to take off.

Off the charts. So PPMM, as I like to describe it, is it we took stew. Is it off the charts like Prince's song in 1985? Because it got no radio play? Progressive past of modern melodies. Oh, I saw Alan Cross at the Roger Waters show. Oh, he was there? Oh, and that's right.

So I talked about becoming a pothead. Moose Grumpy gave me some edibles to enjoy during Roger Waters. So I bike, so I have my belt pack on and I have edibles. And I didn't think, I just kind of zipped it into one of the things in my belt pack. You were cycling material, like I've heard this. Hold on. Yeah, but you heard it on Wise Blood, I think. No, Jeff Woods.

Jeff Woods. But I'm telling it now here quickly, which is that I'm going into the Scotiabank Arena and the security person goes through like every part of my fucking belt thing, finds the edibles, calls her boss over, and he tells me I'm not allowed. They have to take that.

I can't bring my edibles into the concert. So you ate it. No, I didn't. What the hell? You just eat it right there. I can't bring my edibles into the concept. So you ate it? No, I didn't. What the hell? You just eat it right there. I honestly don't know. Can you bring food into the dome right now? I don't know.

Mike would be the guy that's like, but I said to the guy, go 40, whatever he is. I said, why are you taking that? I said, the muffins.

That's, that's can of cabana product. That's legal. That was, got the name drop in there. He said it's like... I would have just eaten them. You know what he told me, the security guard?

And I don't even eat weed. The Scotiabank security guard told me it was like bringing in beer. What say you? You think he's got a point? Well, he doesn't. But they sell beer. That's what I'm saying.

They don't. When they start selling Canna Cabana at the Scotiabank, then maybe he's got a point to make. Okay, so maybe I should have wolfed them all down and had the best fucking concert ever, but I didn't. For Roger Waters? You dropped the ball there, brother. And then I found out the day after I saw Roger Waters

and loved the show, I found out he's anti-Semitic. Yeah, well, don't tell that to Canada Kev. You didn't know that? No, I had no idea. Canada Kev does not agree with that. Well, I saw what I saw, which was his quotes, and then I made my own personal decision based on what he was saying. And I came to the conclusion that if you're able to somehow blame Israel

for the murder of George Floyd. What? Yeah. So when I saw how he was able to make that stretch. Wait, that was part of the concert? Oh. I was like, what, he stopped the concert? I feel like your cousin,

DJ Farbsy, talked about this at great lengths on Facebook. The concert! Other than one moment where it said Palestinian lives matter, which I don't personally consider to be anti-Semitic to say that. Fair. So that's my opinion. I'm only speaking for Mike here.

For everybody. Well, I'm speaking for myself. I'm only speaking for Mike here. For everybody. Right. Well, I'm speaking for myself. I can't speak for everyone. Some people, I know some people because I had on a punker named Art Bergman who said a similar thing.

There you go. And I got an email from somebody who's an FOTM telling me that was anti-Semitic. Well, I mean, listen, some people could consider that,

but I don't think that you mean it that way. So that, in my opinion, nothing in the concert at all was anti-Semitic, in my opinion. I'm talking about quotes he made

in some interview before this concert that I only read the day after the concert. And I read everything he said about Israel and apartheid, and I read everything. And I made a judgment that when I saw him trying to say that Israel was somehow responsible because they invented this technique

that the cops used to murder George Floyd. They invented that technique. Right. So basically, the stretch he did to blame Israel for the murder of George Floyd, I left feeling like, it felt dirty to me. Sorry, this is like between song banter? No, this is not at the concert.

Everybody listen, before I play this next song, I just want to tell you. The murder of George Floyd, the blood not at the concert. Everybody listen. Before I play this next song, I just want to tell you the murder of George Floyd, the blood is on the hands of Israel. That's terrible. So he didn't say it in concert, to be clear. He said it in another interview that I read the day after the concert. What does Weisblatt think about this? I don't know. I haven't asked Weisblatt.

I can guarantee what he thinks about it. Me again. Proud atheist. Happy atheist. I can't accept hate towards any group. I don't like it. I don't accept hate towards any group. I don't like it. I don't think anybody does like it. Some people like it, right? A white nationalist would like it. Well, those people are not

FOTMs, are they? They're not allowed in the Hall of Fame, that's for sure, Stu. Like a less important question, but also important in its own right. Did he play, see Emily play? No. Okay.

And I thought it was a big hit. I was thinking of your reaction. Yeah, that's like one of two times I lost that. He did talk about Sid. Then there's words that go on a screen all about Sid and stuff. And then he played Wish You Were Here and Shine On You Crazy Diamond. And it was a lot of Sid love.

I didn't realize he's so old, like 78 years old. Yeah. Looks good, you know. It was a great show. He says he's more famous than The Weeknd. Like he's still slinging shit around. He did that afterwards here. Okay, so back to the jam.

So I'm going to kick out another jam. Is that okay with you? So I disqualified Cam's jam because it has the word end in it. And I think everybody would agree. That's your right. He violated the rules. That's your right. You saw where it's going, though.

I don't give a fuck where you're going. You're breaking the rules over here. But what's the point of rules, right? So I'm going to kick out... Shout out to David Alter. See, if he had said this one, I'd be okay with it. It's the discotheque that lost me.

Whose favorite fucking song of all time is discotheque? This is like one of those songs that like when it starts playing, and if I saw it live, I'd probably think it was cool. I've seen them live and it was probably cool. But now sometimes

I also like roll my eyes. It's a little snoozy. Is it a little pretentious? I just like listen to it and I'm just like... A little pretentious. But it's good, I guess. Well, let's listen to a bit of it

and then I'll talk about it. I mean... It's tough. Do you have a blanket? I'm going to sleep on this song. It's a little snoozy. Tough room. Tough room.

Tough room. Shout out to David Halter. I actually saw him the other day He came by Twitter Canada Did he get verified? He is verified Stu's verified You're not You should apply

I'm not verified I did apply Did you? What, recently? Yeah Because I thought that this might help So Oh, what?

Oh, that article Can I see that? What is. Oh, what? Oh, that article. What is that? This is the day Mike's change. That's the whole reason for his new swagger. You know he's in the Toronto Stars? You should get him to sign that. Although there's like a photo of me and my parents holding this up. So who am I kidding?

I got denied. And then I realized, I don't want to be verified anyways. It's more punk. Me neither. So let's focus. We have a job to do here. So Mike is kicking out. Toronto Mike.

I now speak of myself in the third person. This song, much like my first jam by Metallica, this song is also called One. It is by an Irish band, because the Pogues are not an Irish band, but this is, right? Right? Yeah, they're from Ireland I know

Remember when Bono was the richest guy in the world at one point? I mean, he probably still is But there was a point when he was sort of the face of wealthy musicians Like an opulence Yeah, like he was the guy who was the oligarch of music Do they know that it's Christmas? What was his line again? Do they know it's Christmas? He invented the iPod or something the oligarch of music. Do they know that it's Christmas? What was his line again?

Do they know it's Christmas? He invented the iPod or something. It's like that type of shit. He did get an album on the iPod. Okay. All right, on an iPhone. So this is the third song from the 1991 Note That Year because that was a great year for music. Don't tell David Alter that.

No, they had another album after that the mysterious ways when that had some stuff no this is that album yeah okay so this is octung baby 1991 release yeah that's all downhill from here what's the one where you're stuck at a moment and that had a few big hits that's later on yes later but okay beautiful day is a shitty song i'm sorry i I agree. So Octung Baby, that's right. That's right. But Octung Baby is 1991. This single, this single is their third single. So it comes

out in February 1992. This was a big deal. It was a big deal for AIDS or something. Yeah, I'm going to get to that. It was released as a benefit single and the proceeds went to AIDS research. And Mary J. Blige had some sort of version of it. She covered it.

Yes, she did. You're right. Okay, so that's good. So there's some good things came out of this song. Okay. Bono, he's a bit of a pretentious dink, but he's totally done good for the world. Philanthropic. Yeah.

Right. Well, Michael Jackson was philanthropic. He was filling something. Hey-o. Careful now. Save that for the Blue Hotel. So there's a story. There's a story.

Of a man named Brady. Yeah, MF's still here. Of strife in the U2 studio when they're recording. MF said thanks for playing this, Mike. She likes it. Did she say that? Yeah. Oh, because she's Irish.

Drop everything, yeah. Well, she loves U2. She's shouting out the homeboys. I like U2. I want to be honest. I like U2 as well.boys. I like U2. I want to be honest. I like U2 as well. And when I say U2, I mean Mike and Kim. Now, I've seen U2 live.

They're very good live also. So if you haven't seen them, they deliver. It's a pretty cool experience. Okay, but they were like on the verge of breaking up. Like they were having like a crisis in terms of creative direction in the recording studio. This is in Berlin, by the way. As a result of Disco Tech? Yeah, like the sound of U2.

Like what the quality of the stuff they were producing. The tensions were so high. It almost broke up the fucking band. Higher than Mike at a Black Crowes concert. Lemon Latch of Cannacons. Okay, anyway, The Edge and Bono, and then this song started coming to be, and they worked on it,

and this song saved the fucking band, and the rest is history. They're still together today. They actually made three different videos then this song started coming to be and they worked on it and this song saved the fucking band and the rest is history. They're still together today. They actually made three different videos for this song. This is kind of interesting because I remember two but here's the three. There's the one with the buffalo. Do you remember the buffalo video from one? It's just like file footage of buffaloes. Fucking buffalo. Oh sorry, bison.

Okay, well I'm going to call it a buffalo. I remember buffalo. Buffalo was very popular during that time. The Bills were like Super Bowl four years in a row Tatanka he's right Norwood was wide right okay there was a cross Bono cross dressing that was one and there was another one where Bono's just kind of like

smoking like I remember him in a bar yeah smoking a cigarette sorry to him cross dressing yeah that's the one I don't remember but there were three different videos for one okay here you know you think, that's the one I don't remember, but there were three different videos for one. Here, you think, oh, that's kind of a boring song. You guys wanted to take a nap. MF and I dug it.

But in 2004, Rolling Stones had this as the 36th greatest song of all fucking time. Of all the songs ever. Of all the songs ever. They did a list of 500. One by U2. I wonder if they kept 36. Where it's sitting now.

Now they've tried to diversify it. So they went and said too many white guys. I don't know if that's the reasoning. Maybe the song just sucks. I compare these things.

No. Okay. The song doesn't suck. It doesn't suck. It doesn't suck. It's okay. And it did some good

for the world. No, it's a good song. I'd probably slow dance to it. It was the highest ranking U2 song on. It's okay. And it did some good for the world. No, it's a good song. I'd probably slow dance to it. And it was the highest ranking U2 song on that Rolling Stones list. If it was playing at a wedding and I had a date at that wedding, I may dance to this song if I'm invited to it. When that song first came out in February 1992, I'm going to guess that you guys both liked it.

Yeah, sure. So maybe it just was overexposed. Maybe Cam didn't like it. I liked it. I thought it was Yeah, sure. So maybe it just was overexposed. Maybe Cam didn't like it. I liked it. I thought it was a good song. But it was over, maybe it was overexposed, overplayed.

You know, there are certain songs that are good songs that I simply don't want to ever hear again. I don't think that's a song that I never want to hear again. I don't think it was overexposed.

It's pleasant. But it was very, it was everywhere. The video was everywhere. Song of the Year. Multi-formatted. Song of the Year. Big fucking song,

1991. It was a big fucking year the year. Multi-formatted. Song of the year. Big fucking song, 1991. BFD. It was a big fucking year for music. BFD. Big fucking year for music. Okay. Now, Stu, do you want to say any words before we kick out your third jam? Well, I'm not sure if this band is going to be picked by anybody else because they've got several number jams,

and I could have gone with a myriad of picks. Oh, actually, I have a mind blow. Not a mind blow, but I have a bonus jammy for Stu. I'm so fucking sorry. I'm out of practice, okay? We used to do Pandemic Fridays every fucking week. It was like fucking every week. The recycle continued.

And now it's been a long time, okay? But I just want to shout out my boy JC here. Jesus Christ? I ain't no friend of Jesus Christ. Come on. Is it getting better? It's like this guy, like anything he covers is way better than the original.

Shout out to Rick Rubin. I don't know if I'm shouting out Rick Rubin. I think I'm shouting out Johnny Cash. Okay, but does this exist about Rick Rubin? I mean, maybe, but maybe not. It's probably Rick Rubin's idea. Is there another example of an artist? I mean, the only other one I can think of that compares to me might be Roy Orbison.

Because Roy Orbison was big in the 50s into the early 60s or whatever. He didn't have the same kind of cultural... But then Roy Orbison took 20 years off of being big. No, but it's not the same. Roy Orbison was a legit pop star in his comeback. Pretty Woman movie put him back on the map

and he did Traveling Wilburys and all this other stuff. Johnny Cash, this is still a niche kind of... Mystery girl. You know,

this was not a... Johnny Cash didn't have like hits with the young people. You know, it's a good example. Cher, Believe. Like, kind of a shitty song, but, like, think about it.

But she had Kiss and all these different hits through the years leading up to that. Like, she didn't just... Remember, Turn Back Time was an E. Yeah, I guess so. She had stuff going on. We all sleep alone. There might not be another example of an artist being rejuvenated like Johnny Cash's career was. What about, like, Tony Bennett teaming up with Lady Gaga?

It's the same level as this. They tried to do this with Neil Diamond. I don't know if you remember, like he had an album that was like him going back to his roots and he had this song. They tried to do it all the time. They tried to do it with who's, Oh,

the mountain top Loretta, Loretta, Loretta Lynn. Loretta Lynn. Yeah. That's a good example. Jack Black. Yeah.

Or Jack White. Jack White. Oh my God. Yeah. Jack White was working with, yeah. That's a good example. Jack Black. Yeah, or Jack White. Jack White. Oh, my God. Yeah. Jack White was working with her. Tina Turner's a great example of an artist. Tina Turner's a good example, yeah. Well, listen, any band that came out from 1985 to 1991

is an example of that. Like all these 60s and 70s. Yeah. Time of your life. We should do a deep dive on like that I think we did this early in pandemic yeah like see Stevie Winwood like that's what the top 40 was

Genesis Grateful Dead were on the chart like this would be cool in the gang this would be an example of like an early 2000s band coming back now Donny Osmond Soldier of Love Benny King Benny King Stand By Me back now and having Donny Osmond soldier of love la la la la la la

Benny King stand by me but just like re-releasing a track same song right Benny King didn't have another song no he did his comeback was based on the same damn song like Kate Bush does not qualify for this

he's right this Kate Bush moment I totally do not get what's happening. The song wasn't big when it came out. Yeah. It wasn't a hit. I heard it. I remember it. But it wasn't a number one smash. It was a big CFNY song.

It was a known song, but it wasn't a hit. No. I've got to be careful what I say about songs charting. I've got to fucking charting. I got the fucking... chart fucking... Sorry, are we listening to this whole thing? While we're talking. No? Cam, you get a bus to catch or something?

I'm trying to be rude. Okay, it's fucking rude. I apologize. While I bring down Johnny Cash, who of course covered... Can anybody guess the band that I'm going to play next while we're live? So it's a band that has a myriad

of numbered songs. And I was surprised you didn't go with another one. And there's one that's a really popular one that I could have gone with. There's one that's a really heavier one that I went with. I know what it is. And I went with sort of a lesser known one. They've got several options here. Can anybody guess what the band is? I almost chose this exact song.

What the band is. There you go. Well, for those that didn't guess, we're speaking of Billy. As the blooded streets greet me once again I know I can't be late Sapper's waiting on the table Tomorrow's just an excuse away Tomorrow's just an excuse away So I pull my collar up and face the camera

Oh well 33. That's a number. Smashing Pumpkins Were having quite a moment In time For In the year 1995 And 1996

Their Melancholy And the Infinite Sadness Album Had five singles That's a lot For I know it's a double album

Can I guess that? But that's a lot For a rock band Any rock band I mean Katy Perry had like five singles or something. You know, it's like the Smashing Pumpkins had five

singles on one album. I mean, that's amazing. I am surprised. Okay, so Bullet with Butterfly Wings, of course. Tonight, Tonight. Yep. Zero? Sure. That's a number? Yeah. What else was a single off that? Big one.

Someone just dropped it in the chat. Oh yeah, well of course. 1979. So 1979 was actually the jam I thought one of you two would pick up. I thought for sure it would get taken. Especially because Cam has actually gone historically when I look at the history of Pandemic Friday.

Cam always picks a Smashing Pond. This is also the final. Are you ready? The final Top 40 entry in the Smashing Pumpkins library. Really? Yeah.

What about the Landslide cover? Or Ava Dore? The final. This became the band's fourth and final Top 40 hit. Okay.

Well, Top 40. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm not 40, yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm not doubting. He was planning on doing a trilogy, 33, 66, and 99,

but never did it. Never did it. Too bad. That would have been clever. And much like Prince, my previous choice that was foisted on me, that got me into a little hot water with 1236, Billy Corgan famously played all the instruments with the exception of maybe the drums.

But he probably played those too from time to time. But Billy Corgan plays I don't know about this specific song, but I know rumors persist that there was tension in the band for years over the fact that Billy didn't let anybody play on the record. They were his songs. There's a lot of reverb on this. It's sort of like that early... The early Foo Fighters.

That's right. Where they would play all the instruments. I think this is a great song, although it always sort of sounded like a B-side to me. Because it's pretty high concept. It just showed you the popularity that they had at the time that they could put this out as a single. They were just so big. And I remember, speaking

of the Phoenix, I remember going to the Phoenix Theatre to see Smashing Pumpkins play this double album for the first time ever. It was in Toronto. They only did a couple cities. And it was incredible. I was there too. Was Darcy in the band? She was.

Yeah, she was still. I saw them. I was, Smash Pumpkins were, I'll just say it. They were probably my favorite band at that point. They were my favorite band

at that point. And I'm going to go see them again when they come in October. But I already know that I should have quit while I was ahead. I saw them with Bingo Bob last time I came to Utah.

That was the best show ever. I was at the Scotiabank Arena. And I was at the Somersault 2000 they did their farewell show and also Billy Corgan obviously wrestling connection for us he's the owner of the National Wrestling Alliance he's like a bit nuts right

I'm sure but I've been in the same place as him and I've been around him and I never once like I always talk to him about wrestling stuff the only few times that I've been with him and never did I mention to him what kind of a mark I am. Has he ever wrestled a match? I think he must have, but not that I know of, but I don't want to bungle it.

I don't want Mark Weisblatt leaving the hall of fame over this. He hit someone with a guitar like Jeff, like Jeff Jarrett, I think probably in TNA. Okay. Yeah. Remember AJ Pruszynski was wrestling for a while. Yes. And Jeff Torborg's son. That's right. Probably. In TNA. Okay. Yeah. Remember AJ Pruszynski was wrestling for a while? He did. Yes. And Jeff Torborg's son.

That's right. Yeah. Dale. Dale Torborg. The Kiss. The Kiss. Kiss Demon. Kiss Demon.

Yes. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. The Ladybug's Game. It's a bonus jam. To the Ladybug's Picnic. I just like the kitty. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. It says Jarvis this time. And they all play games. What is this? At the Ladybug's Picnic. From Sesame Street. I just like the kitty. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.

What is this? From Sesame Street. Okay. I like this. I remember this video. It was like animated. I love it. Sesame Street had these commercials, right?

Right, right, right. Interstitial thing. Super cute. I have an intro before my next song Isn't this song called The Ladybug's Picnic? Yep No it's not a number jam No but you're disqualified

It's not my fucking jam It's about accounting Okay James B singing on the track Actually it does sort of sound like... I was going to say that song, A, you're adorable, B, but that's more like a letter song,

not a counting song. Counting crows. You're confusing numbers and letters. I know. My six-year-old doesn't even do that anymore. I'm all over the place. He's lovesick. You know what I'm not confused about, though?

I bet Stu Stone has never heard this song. He'll know the band. He will not know this song. Okay, I'm going confused about though. I bet Stu Stone has never heard this song. Throw a bet to you. He'll know the band. He does. He will not know this song. Okay. I'm going to take that bet and say he will absolutely know this song. Oh, wow.

Now the pressure's on. Wow. Okay. So you point at me when you want me to play. Let's see how it goes. Okay. Let her rip, Mike. I don't think he knows it

I'm shocked I think it's just LA here Look at his face. I'm shocked. I think it was just L.A. Is there a chorus? I'm shocked. Yeah. Maybe we need the chorus. Nothing. I've never heard this in my life.

Okay, I'm shocked. But also, I remember once in the backyard I played Weedus' Teenage Dirtbag And you had never heard that I didn't know that But that's not even a Canadian band No, I know that song I'm just a teenager Okay, yeah

Is that that song? That's the Weedus one, yeah But this particular jam I've never heard this song in my life I'm surprised Yeah You might not know this song You'll know the band

This is Trouble Charger. Oh, I love Trouble Charger. Yeah. So this must have been after the fact. But I thought maybe you would have picked it up later. No, the last Trouble Charger I would have known would have been Red. Yeah. So this was June 2002, which again, I think Stu was deep into the LA scene.

Not a chance. Before I forget, Change of Heart. Because every time I think of Trouble Charger, I think of Change of Heart. Of course. Ian Blurden is in my calendar for next week. I like the song What I Live For. Is that the song? Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's like... I think it's called Even Grable. Even Grable. That's the song that I would download on my phone. Yeah, that one. And I feel like Hayden makes a cameo in that video That's right yeah Did they have another song in that era?

There were more than one song in the 90s Morale? How does that go? Even Grable is not on iTunes? Actually I think it's Grable. It's Grable. G-R-A-B-L-E. From Self Equals Title. Oh yeah, I've seen the video

on YouTube. It's like the most grainy like triple VHS taped over each other. But yeah, Hayden's in here. Hearing this now, this song, because I always felt this to me, this was a bit of a Treble Chargers sellout song. Like, they were gonna

do this big fucking hit. I don't know why at the time, but it sounds like Sum 41 to my ears. That's what I thought it was. Well, there's a reason for that. What? Because you have some backing vocals from Derek Weebly. That's what I thought it was. That's crazy. Even Grable's not on iTunes. The other big hit was American Psycho.

American Psycho, yeah. And the drummer from Sum 41. Guys, do you want to feel old? Oh, I hit the post there. Why is that song not available on Apple Music? Oh, and the other hit, yes. So it's even Grable. The other one from that time period, Friend of Mine.

Friend of Mine. How does that go? Oh, yeah. Friend of Mine. That sounds familiar. I will not be a friend of mine. I will not call you a friend of mine. That sounds familiar. I will not be a friend of mine. I will not call you a friend of mine. I will not.

No, it doesn't ring a bell. Okay, guys. Okay, I'm not a good singer. I'm going to come back to Do You Want to Feel Old. Greg Norrie, the singer, turned 60 years old this year. Wow, that's shocking. What? So he was like 40 during that time?

Yeah. So he was like 40 when he did 100 Million. He was a 40-year-old rock star when he did the song. Actually, I'm not surprised. Think of the time difference from Red to that song. In fact, what was the time? Not a great recording. It was like five years.

This was heavy rotation. I don't know this song. I don't know this one. Yeah, this was a big one. Can you play something from when he was in his 30s? You me to play red again i feel like we've kicked out red actually no red i know that's just so we're clear what's the closet are you looking for a light face painted cigarette why okay so Red was 1994. You with me? 100 Million was 2002. Like, that's eight years right there.

Sorry, when was Red? 94. I remember they did a re-record of Red for this same album. Yes, they did, 97. Which I think was called Maybe It's Me, right? Maybe It's Me. But I was hearing it on CFNY before the re-record. Like, Red was a jam.

1236 going off on Trouble Charger. What's this? Trouble Charger was originally called NC-17 as Cam knows. Well, that was the album that Red was on, NC-17. They were way older. And they had a song, Fifth Braid Love. And they were like in their 30s. They're a little problematic.

Do you want to hear a few more fun facts? We're from Sault Ste. Marie. Okay, you give us all the fun facts. Yeah, so here's the Esri. We've talked about them before. I think I've done this exact Esri. Okay, but I'm ready. A lot of hockey stuff, okay? So we got the Espositos from Sault Ste. Marie. We got Ronnie Francis, Kyle Dubois.

Dubis. Dubis? Kyle Dubis. You're saying the GM. Hold on a minute. That's pretty bad. You're saying that the GM of the Toronto Maple Leafs, whose name is said all the time in this city that you live in,

the head of communications in this city, Kyle Dubois. Don't tell Connor. Kyle Dubois. That's Hall of Fame right there. Anyway, that's not important. A couple of important FOTMs. Bob McKenzie and David Amber. Wow.

A couple of good ones. I like those guys. Amber's cool as shit. Final fun fact. This song, 100 million, 2003, Much Music Video Awards, was nominated for Best Video. Do you want to hear who it was up against?

I'm going to tell you anyway. What year? 2003. Okay. So we got Trouble Charger 100 Million. We talked about this band with Dalton Higgins, Swollen Members. Of course. Featuring Nelly Furtado, Breathe. Yep, it was a good jam.

Sean Desmond, Get Ready. Oh my God, Sean Desmond. Has an age well. We got Matthew Goode in A World Called Catastrophe. In A World Called Catastrophe, yeah. Matthew Goode, by the way, has also, I think, recently been sort of canceled. Matthew Sweet. Matthew Sweet.

And the fifth and final nominee and the winner, Our Lady Peace Innocent. We are all... I don't know that song either. That's the cancer song. So that's the LA years. I don't even know that.

Those five songs, the best videos of the year. Like, this was before... How many did Harvey direct? I don't know, but like this really shows like this was like I feel like the dying days of this music like

kind of dominating before like pop took over Ian says he's going to start using I'm going to tell you anyway in his lexicon thank you he thanks you for that Cam again I only know my Toronto ears so that song was everywhere on the radio and much music it was just a big fucking jam.

Indie rock. But if I were in LA, maybe I'd be like Stu and I'd be like, I missed it. It's sad that I missed it because these bands that are good, like don't make it in the States, a lot of them. And now they may have. R-rated piece is innocent. You might be kind of lucky you missed that. Like that was everywhere, but that was pretty damn cheesy.

Yeah. But not that that one's cheesy too, a pretty damn cheesy yeah you know but not that that not that uh that one's cheesy too but it's like you know 1236 as much music post 2000 was very crazy although jen hall it was on our good you're biased my pal pal and former co-worker yeah and is she ever going to become an fotm uh because i'm working on dan hill if i can score dan hill never say never never say never get cory hard in here and maybe i'm working on Dan Hill. If I can score Dan Hill. Never say never. Never say never. Get Corey Hart in here and maybe. I'm working on Corey. Trouble Charger are like sort of like the Dallas Diamond Page of music. Like they had like hit songs in their 40s on like youthful charts.

Yeah. But like 40 playing like that song. 100 mil. Like they're trying to sound like Blink-182 or something. Yeah. Good for them. But they did hits. I mean, good for them. But that hits. I mean, good for them.

Good for them. 1236 Indie Rock Carpet Daggers. Well, we've got to get even Grable on iTunes so I can listen to it. Well, here, I know there's a cheesy... I will pull it up just because it's a really cool tune. And the video has... It's not just Hayden. Who else is there?

Change of Hearts on that video? I'm pretty sure. No, it's there. Mike? Oh, no, on iTunes. Mr. Boone? Yeah? We celebrated the anniversary of my first time on the show.

But one of the times I was on the show, we played all like 90s CanCon. And I for sure played this song. It's one of my 10. Ethan Grable? It's a great song. I had the CD for this. But I remember there was a second song on the CD. Can we figure out what that is?

It's this song, Morale. How does that go? It's like, da-na, da-na, da-na, da-na. I wouldn't say it's a great song. More from Morale. This is cool. This sounds good.

Yeah, this is a great song. And they were like, the guy was only 38 years. Mike, you know that song, Morale. Morale is high. This is a good song. Yeah, I know this song. Yeah. Yeah, this is a good song. Yeah, I know this song. Yeah. Yeah, this is a big song.

This is a CFNY smash. Yeah. Is there a third song off this album? There is a song called Sick Friend Called. That did get some CFNY spins. Oh, yeah. This is a fucking jam. You know, the name Morale doesn't make me think of this song,

but this song is fucking amazing. It's a good song. Solid. This whole album, this mini album is great. There's a second, there's a third song, too. I remember having the CD and there was like a third song that you could listen to. Sick Friend Called. Is that what it's called?

That's the name of the song. You sure that that's the one? Positive. Okay, let me give you a taste of that line. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, crank this up. See, this is the other vocalist who went on to Broken Social Scene.

Real little Sick Friend Called. I want to see if Stu remembers it. Because it definitely got CFNY spins. Sounds like Broken Social Scene. Yeah, a little bit. Oh, he sounds like a Kevin Canning joint or something. Yeah, yeah. Locked out or...

It's not as familiar, this one, but maybe I'll get to the chorus. Yeah, you might. Taking a treble charger deep dive in the middle of toast. You never know what'll happen in an episode of toast. I remember like maybe it's like I can picture them playing this live or something. Like we saw them live.

They definitely played with like head a bunch of times. But the morale, I heard a lot more on the radio than this. Like morale, I could sing every word.

I don't recognize this song specifically. Neil knows this song. I'm doing a little survey here. Can you do actual surveys in the chat? No. I don't think so. We have to talk to Ian about that. Yeah.

Anyway, fun band. I'm not sure I like that song, 100 Million, but part of their history. No, 100 Million was a cheesy sell know, part of their history. No, 100 Million was a cheesy sell, but so was American Psycho. Totally. And there's a big fucking hit

and I will be guilty to turn it up and sing along or whatever, but it felt like, hey, let's create like a big alt-rock song that'll get lots of airplay.

Like, it really felt... Well, 1236 said, Tribal Charger with the How Do You Do Fellow Kids of Canadian alt-rock.

Well, to me, to me, well, that's Canadian alt-rock. Well, to me, to me, well, that's Ian Service, but to me, to me, oh, yeah, I see. No, it was 1236 that said it.

I'm only looking at the graphic here. Don't you dare disrespect Hall of Famer Mark Weisbach. The blue Chevy picture of the skateboard is there. Listen, when you listen to, like, Red, Morale,

and even Grable, it sounds like a cooler band than American Psycho and 100 Million. Likeble. It sounds like a cooler band than American Psycho and 100 Million. It sounds like a completely different band. Yeah, it sounds like a cooler, more rusty indie. Yeah, like a Lee's Palace

afternoon matinee type band. Good luck to all. And I do need to get Nori Guy in Toronto. They also fired their drummer Morris because the word was just a fucking cat. The current reference.

Have another brewski, Mike. When was the last time Morris had a commercial of the cat? Morris was a big deal when I was a kid. I feel like Cam actually, like this is a shoot.

I'm pretty sure there was a cat commercial that Cam loved maybe it was like Whiskas or something meow meow meow meow but wasn't that Morris yeah he used to walk around

my kitty cat craves craves he would like walk around singing cat jingles and stuff meow meow meow meow that sounds right it checks out right

yeah meow meow meow meow like follow the bouncing balls and I'd be like laughing like I was like Cam's audience meow meow alright you guys want my third and final jam? We're a fancy feast

You ready for my third and final jam? Meow mix Oh yeah A band with a number in the name Yes Oh you chose this version You're so lame. You kick out your jams, I'll kick out mine.

You can at least mind blow it or something afterwards. I have a fucking mind blow! Let me do my thing! You're out of the fucking Hall of Fame, Stu. Cam, you can stay. Some weed. Is this Amy, man? This is Amy fucking man. Mike Nolia.

He doesn't watch movies. I have to explain everything to him. Date it, date it fully. Right. That's okay. That was a mind blow or whatever. I have lots to say. All of Mike's songs, by the way, in case you didn't pick up what he was throwing down, all called One.

One by Metallica. One by you two. You guys are here playing fucking checkers, okay? I'm playing chess. There you go. So this is One by Amy Mann. There will be mind blows to come, but I want to say this song was introduced to me because I watched

a little film by Paul Thomas Anderson. A Paul Thomas Anderson joint if you will. No, I liked his new one. I'm joking, I'm joking. We're joking. Relax. Okay, I gotta calm down here. It's good to flip the table. Alright.

The movie's called Magnolia. Did you like Boogie Nights, Cam? Never seen it. No, I have seen Boogie Nights. I did enjoy it. That's a great movie. I've seen it multiple times.

Okay, well, Magnolia was the follow-up. You might remember a young actor named Thomas Cruise. Right. Anyways, Magnolia had a big cast. It was actually, I thought it was excellent. Jason Robards was in there. Yeah, there's Tom Steinfeld. The book man from Steinfeld's in there,

Thomas Baker Hall. Oh, he just died. Just died, yeah. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Okay, lots of great actors in it, okay? Now, there were a couple of... Amy Mann's all over the fucking soundtrack. In fact, Paul Thomas Anderson said

he was inspired by the music of Amy Mann, and that's what inspired him to write the script to Magnolia. Wow. Amy Mann inspired the Magnolia script. She's all over the fucking soundtrack. A couple of the standout jams on the soundtrack are Save Me, which got, like, I think it might have gotten an Oscar. How did that go?

Save Me. I'm not going to sing it. She has a better voice than me. But Save Me, you would know if you heard it. And Wise Up. How does that go? Wise is that like wise up wise up come on everybody the parachute club wise up was also in a commercial for um wise up or rise up no wise up for like sick kids hospital or something wise up is also the name of uh wise blood's new soda pop company wise up should be wise up but it's wise up but that pop company. Wise Up should be Wise Blood's new podcast.

It's like 7 Up, but it's Wise Up. But that should be his podcast title. It should be. I'd like to be his co-host. There's also a pop will eat itself.

Okay, a couple of fun facts about her before I kick out some mind blows and shit. This is all over the place. Amy Mann is a woman. Everyone knows this,

but I need to say it because there might be one person who's listening now and is going to learn this from me. Who's she married to? Okay, I'll get to that because we don't talk about marriages though he is a co-founder of the new wave band till tuesday did you know she wrote carrie voices

fucking carrie voices carrie a big hit 1985 by till tuesday making a kate bush kind of come back that song very similar kind of comeback, that song. Very similar kind of... Big jam. Big vibe. We've kicked it out before, though. But yeah, Till Tuesday's Voices Carry. I nominate Voices Carry to be the next big song.

Here's some fun facts. You ready? Okay, this is... Ready? Are you guys sitting down? Hush, hush. Earlier, we talked about JC, right? Jesus Christ.

Yes. We talked about Jesus earlier today. We did talk about Jesus, yes. When I think of Jesus, I think about how Jesus built my hot rod. That's what I think of. Jesus built my hot rod. That's what I think of. Jesus built my hot rod. Who wants to guess the musician Amy Mann

that had a dysfunctional romance with Amy Mann in the late 70s, early 80s. This is in Boston. And that's what inspired Voices Carry. So Amy Mann wrote Voices Carry after a dysfunctional romance with this musician.

Who wants to guess this musician's name? Waylon Jennings. Sorry, in Boston? Just a good old boy. Yeah, it was in Boston. Late 70s, early 80s. Wait, from what city was this in? Boston.

This was in Boston, Massachusetts. More than a feeling. Do you know the song Massachusetts by the Bee Gees? Yes, of course I do. It's a good song. Warren Savant. Before he figured out the falsetto.

Good guess. No. Any guesses? Should I go to the live chat here? Rob Lowe. Jay Maskis. Who's from Boston? Donnie Wahlberg.

Okay. I thought I gave you a big clue. Maybe that fucking clue wasn't big enough. Why did I randomly talk about... Why would I randomly just discuss for no particular reason... Al Jorgensen. Jesus built my fucking hot rod.

Al Jorgensen! Really? Wow. I thought you were going to say Gibby Haynes for a second. No, that's a good guess. Al Jorgensen's pretty disturbing. So Al Jorgensen, okay.

Is he the guy that makes that hand cream, Jorgensen's? He's the ministry guy, okay? You're a wrestling guy. New world order. NWO. Come on, okay? He's the fucking guy who had the relationship with Amen.

But now, Amen. Ministry did the NWO theme? Yeah. Well, the NWO is a song called NWO. So, whole work of me here. Now, of course, she's married to someone else now, and I know you know who it is, but I'm going to bring this back to Stu Stone, okay?

Oh, wow, shit. Finally. Amy Mann is now married to a different songwriter. Who can tell me the name of this person? Someone that I know? Yes. We all know this guy. I know him personally?

Well, you know his deceased brother personally oh shout out to ridley funeral home oh uh michael penn michael penn michael penn is now married of course to yes i didn't know michael penn was the brother of michael penn has two brothers oh i know sean and chris penn that makes sense right Right. Because, because yeah, so Sean Penn is Michael Penn's brother. And also Sean Penn is the brother-in-law. Michael Penn had a hit for a second. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you have the song? No myth, which we did. No, which we kicked out because no myth is a pretty epic fucking jam, but it's the only Michael Penn song. How does it go? Dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,

dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, green no

maybe she's just looking for to dance with I think there's a kid in the hall of skin where three guys try to yeah rich father Romeo in black jeans

from Dewar yeah I know that song say 15% with promo code Toronto Mike yeah no I know this song was it on toast

or pandemic Fridays or PPMM that we heard no myth because I feel like that was like I don't know man did they play this on CFNY? Looking for maybe

I might have stuck it into a PPMM with Ivor I also saw Ivor Hamilton at the Roger Waters show. Even though Pink Floyd, not a CFNY band. No, but it's an Ivor Hamilton and Alan Cross band. Did you pay for the tickets? No.

Did not pay. In fact fact do you pay for any of these shows wow never paid because canada kept paid for one oh the fun story about how how did i get the ticket to moist and tea party was that i was uh trying to get jeff marden on toronto mic and i was going through the you won them on the dean blundell podcast who So, I, at the last minute or whatever, this guy, Jeff Martin, you ever heard of him? He decided he didn't want to do Toronto Mike. So, I think they felt so bad, they tugged me along for weeks,

that they said, hey, we're leaving two tickets for you at the wheel call. And I took Langer. Langer Banger. I put in the FOTM and said, who wants to go? Langer Banger. We did not smoke any weed. We just drank a very expensive Stella beer.

They didn't have any Great Lakes there. Stella Artois, no relation to, what's his name? Kyle Dubois. All I can tell you is a can of Stella shouldn't cost. Sorry, how much does it cost? 18 bucks, I think it was. Isn't that ridiculous? No wonder Drake has a lot of money.

That's why I don't drink. And that's actually, but you buy your Great Lakes from the retail store and you can get the full fucking... By the way, I don't know if Seustone knows this tomorrow. Nas playing in Toronto tomorrow. Yeah, Beer Fest. At the Beer Fest.

Really? Yes. I got fucked on that one too. I got to go to that. Yeah. Isn't he coming back to play again? I don't know how you play two concerts in succession. We'll have to edit out that singing we all did

because, you know, we're tone deaf. Well, the brother's like yelling, who cares if I played on CFNY, which is fair. Hey, brother, what podcast are you listening to, okay? That's what we do here. The beer fest is tomorrow? Fuck. It's tomorrow that he's playing?

Yeah. I won't be able to go. What time does he go on? It's 8.30. I might be able to go. I don't know. Can you buy tickets still or is it sold out? Don't know.

Finally. Don't know. You're supposed to drop an F-bomb like Streak. This is the real song. No, it's still not. You're right. These are my mind blows. I have two of them.

Was this ever on Sesame Street? Probably. What am I thinking of lowercase L standing on a hill? So this is Harry Nilsson, okay? Right. He wrote this song. This is his song. Her Amy Mann's version sounds more like his version than it does the other version which we'll get to in a minute here but it's the saddest

experience you'll ever know it's not true though he's lying so he wrote this and it was on his 1968 album aerial ballet one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do it's kind of got an elnor rigby vibe. He was calling someone and he got a busy signal. Do you guys, you guys are Generation X. Do you remember busy signals? Of course. That's what inspires that opening, that beep, beep, beep, beep.

That's supposed to be like the tone you get when you get a busy signal. Has anyone ever kicked out a Harry Nielsen jam? I guess like Without You or whatever that monster jam is. What part of the city does Weisblatt live in? You know? You don't know. North. Just trying to figure out which pickle barrel I should meet him at.

How many are around? I found a secret one at Centerpoint Mall that I didn't even know existed. Okay, that's... I thought Centerpoint, they were like tearing down. Well, there's a pickle barrel there that nobody's in. Really? We can go there anytime. Can I come?

Yes. Okay. Cam, actually, I invite you to come. Okay, I'm serious. I would love that. Me, you, and Wise Blot shooting the shit over some mishmash. Yeah. Wise Blot, if shit over some mishmash. Wise Blot, if you're still here, are you down to go for lunch with me and Kim?

Let us know. This band is Three Dog Night. Right. They covered the Harry Nilsson song. And this song was the big hit of all of them. This one went to number five on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1969. Charting higher than Prince's 1999. It went to number four

in Canada. Who produced this version? It sounds like it could be like the ELO guy or somebody. This sounds like that new 1975 single. It's got like a Beatles vibe to it. It has a Beatles vibe to it. It's got like a song cycle type thing. It has a Beatles vibe to it. Three Dog Night kind of

feasted on cover songs. When I think about all their big hits, they're all fucking cover songs. My dad was a Three Dog Night fan, I think, because we had all their cassettes and records. Or 8-tracks. Was this on Here Comes Eli or something? Eli's Coming?

Yeah. Eli's Coming. They're not Canadian, right? Just like Laura? Yeah. Eli's Coming. They're not Canadian, right? Laura Nero. They're American. They're American. But yeah, What was their biggest song?

Like Jeremiah was a Plum Frog? Yeah, that was their biggest song. Is it really? Joy to the World. Joy to the World. Wow.

Don't forget, they went to number one with the Bruce, oh sorry, with the Mama Told Me Not to Come. Should we do it? All right.

Mama Told Me Not to Come. I don do it? Mama Told Me Not To Come. I don't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it Hepshire or like Humble Howard? Humble Howard. Humble Howard. He was our guest on Pandemic Friday when we were kicking out covers or something.

That's like a Randy Newman song. That's a Randy Newman song. And that's the fact I keep dropping is that Randy Newman, Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Dylan, none of them went to number one on their own, but they all wrote songs that other artists took to number one. I feel like Randy Newman and Bruce Springsteen, and Bob Dylan. None of them went to number one on their own, but they all wrote songs that other artists took to number one. I feel like Randy Newman and Harry Nielsen did a joint album. It was like they were each playing each other's songs.

That's a fun fact, right? If it's true. Why not? There's something like that. Lee Singer broke his Johnson from Too Much Sex. Joker-oo-roo. First of all, there's no bone in a Johnson, right? These things are broke as Johnson from Too Much Sex. Joker Ruru. First of all, there's no bone in a Johnson, right? By the way, I was at the Fairview Mall recently.

You don't want to talk about this? No. I'm in my penis time. Just gloss it over. No, this is just to do with that because Joker Ruru used to add his name, and I know he wants me to do Ric Flair, so I just wanted to point something out. I was at the mall, at the Fairview Mall, actually.

Oh. I'm in the food court. Sorry, recently? Yep. I'm in the food court. Sorry, recently? Yep, I'm in the food court. And there's all these places that you can eat there. But I look over, and what restaurant has the longest line? McDonald's. The oldest ride in the park, the longest line.

McDonald's. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. McDonald's is wildly popular. Number one with a bullet. It's wild. I couldn't believe it. McDonald's is wildly popular. Number one with a bullet. It's wild. I couldn't believe it. I was like, you guys can go to McDonald's anywhere.

You're at a food court. Why are you eating McDonald's? That's not a food court thing to do. New York fries is what you get. You can't get anywhere. Or you just go to a place that you cannot go. You go to a food court. You go to a Made in Japan teriyaki experience.

You go to a piazza pizza. Or like a Mr. Greek or something. Get a nice platter. Maybe they're on a budget, these people. McDonald's is not cheap, though. McDonald's was the most expensive thing. With all due respect to, who's her friend who works there?

In the DM card. Mike Rushmike. He gave me a Big Mac card once. He's given me a Big Mac card. I need another one of those. Much love to Rushmike. He gave me a Big Mac card once. He's given me a Big Mac card. I need another one of those. I want to say, much love to Rushmike. He's the best.

One of the good ones. I love these people. Breaking news, McDonald's. I've broken two big stories here. Prince, popular in the 80s. McDonald's, popular in the food court. Big lineup.

Big old line. Did you see that tweet? Mr. Twitter, did you see that tweet from Lake Superior? Somebody said, water's wet. And he said, oh, yeah. Water's not wet, you dumbass. Things that touches become wet or something.

Yeah. I was thinking. Yeah, like, it had a moment. Captain Obvious over here. Yeah. Stu Stone. Prince was a big fucking artist in the 80s. And McDonald's is a big.

Let's name some places food court places manchu walk just got mentioned by my boy neil that's funny shit manchu walk that was a big one what about arby's arby's i don't see those too often but i do like them yeah i mean horsey sauce orange julius orange julius yeah that's a good one that's a good one. That's a good one. Taco Bell was a big food court. Sure, but there's a lot of Taco Bells. But here's... There you go. Why was that court? Why have I never seen a New York fries outside of a food court?

Am I not looking hard enough? Do they exist? I don't think they exist. I think that's just a food court brand. They, I think, are owned by the same people who own South Street Burger. But I've seen a South Street Burger. There was one on Isley. Manchu Wok.

I used to eat the shit of some Manchu Wok. Manchu Woke. Stu, the floor is yours. What a great night we've had. You only have one jam to go. The brother is, now I'm craving chicken. Oh, the brother covered, he's got like an Instagram where he does fast food stuff. Like he's all about like.

Sorry, this brother? Yeah, this brother. He's all about like if Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC I guess it's called now. If KFC's got a new chicken thing and it's wrapped in bacon how about this he's like he go he like covers it have you had the ice cream swish la thing no i don't ice cream chicken sandwich it's like i don't even have an interest in that chicken with ice cream on it that's got to be weird that's a gimmick no it's like the cne has to do things like trying to pop the crowd. I have no interest. Yeah, they're trying to get some Twitter mentions, okay?

What say you, Stu, about your final jam? I would say that if people are ready for my final jam and to close this episode of Toast, please press 1 in the chat room just so I know that you're still with us. And if anybody... This might be a history-making song for me. Cyber Cafe, press 1.

Because we have done... He heard it in real... I just realized Cyber Cafe's in the room because it does a delay, right? So they didn't hear it yet. Coming from within the house. Okay, so there is a band... Although Jokeruru is there

and YYZ Gorgeous is there with a white one. I know, but the brother says he's... He says, happy National Junk Food Day. Isn't that every day? Real quick, guys. There's a band that people know that I like. I've been on this show, Toast. Which episode of Toast is this?

I'm going to check. I think it's seven. I don't believe that I've played this band yet. Maybe I have. It's seven. Have I played this band yet on Toast? I don't believe that i've played this band yet maybe i have it's seven have i played this band yet on toast i don't think so i think you have but i don't think i have i play it like just for fun i have one song i do play by this band but it's not a jam i chose well i'm gonna play

this song and when mike said that the category was numbered j. I only got excited for this category because it gave me an excuse to play the greatest rock and roll band in the history of 1978 to 1984. Wow. I love you. Of course, the great Steve Lukather and Toto. Nice yachting music right here. We are listening to the sounds of Toto 99. A song that has been kicked out during the pandemic but never on toast. And there's some

really cool musicianship that's going to happen later on in the song that I won't speak over. The song is not about Wayne Gretzky. You can go like this and I'll bring it up. That's what Wiseblood does when I record. He goes like this. The song is not about Wayne Gretzky. As much as people thought at the time.

Oh, I thought it was about Will Paymont. Was he 99? Yeah. The song actually was about a character from a lesser known George Lucas movie. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? THX. Yes.

Have you seen that movie? No. THX. I saw American Graffiti, but'm talking about? THX. Yes. Have you seen that movie? No. THX. I saw American Graffiti, but I did not see THX. Well, this music video and this song is all sort of a dedication to that movie. And that's probably why this song never really got as big as it could have, maybe, because not a lot of people. That movie wasn't as popular as the band maybe thought it was going to be. But I will say this, and this is a shoot, brother.

This song is from an album called Hydra. Hydra. And it is an awesome album that a lot of people don't know about. Because it doesn't, you know, this is, the next album is the one that has Rosanna and Africa and all those. So this is, like, 80? This is, like, right before. This is 79. 79. So this is right before. This is 79.

79. But this song was on the charts, number 26 on the Billboard chart, number 17 in Canada. And it wasn't. So the band, the critics came out and they were like, well, we don't know if we like this because it sounds too much like, doesn't sound at all like the last album. And the band was like, fuck off. We'll play whatever we want. And that sort of started this rocky relationship

that they had with their musical editorial peers, I should say, like critics. You know what I'm saying? Like, Toto's not in the Hall of Fame. You guys know that, right? And it all has to do with the fact that they refused to do the cover of Rolling Stone after their success of Toto 4 because they were like, fuck you, now you want to put us on the cover? Is that true? Yeah, that's a real story.

That's a shoot. They were like, you know what? You guys dissed the shit out of us on our last album. We're not going to do your magazine. And it cost them. So you're saying they've been blackballed. I feel like they have. And I'm sure Steve Lukather would probably say the same thing. Is it the Hall of

Fame or the Hall of Very Good? Toto? They should be in the Hall of Fame. Like a Herald Bands. When I listen to this song, I get what you dig about it, I think, but I actually find it really sleepy and boring. That's fine. You pick numbered jams. This is a numbered boring. That's fine. You pick numbered jams, this is

a numbered song. That's why. If I was going to play you... Only one of us was disqualified tonight. Right. But I will say this. I dare you, I dare you to find musicians like Steve Lukather and the Picaro Brothers. What about the

Wrecking Crew? And the Picaro Brothers that were on more influential songs of your generation. Oh, my generation. Then the Picaro brothers. What about the wrecking crew? And the Picaro brothers that were on more influential songs of your generation. Oh my generation. Then the members of Toto. They're on every

fucking record from Michael Jackson to Madonna on down. All of them. They should be in the Hall of Fame for their contributions to music.

I think that's fair. They should be in the Hall of Fame because they're the best at their instruments. Is Rusty in the Hall of Fame?

It's a different Hall of Fame. I feel like Toto's Stu Stone is in the Hall of Fame. The Toronto Mike Hall of Fame because they're the best at their instruments. Is Rusty in the Hall of Fame? It's a different Hall of Fame. I feel like Toto's... Stu Stone is in the Hall of Fame. The Toronto Mike Hall of Fame. It's the FOTM Hall of Fame, brother. And you belong there! Fucking Toto can come in my Hall of Fame. Toto deserves to be in the Hall of Fame and

they should just for their contributions. And anyway, I'm just proud that I got to play this, but I'm not going to leave here without making a mind blow. Before you do, what is toto like what what's the band it's a dog it's a dog is it just like the origin of the name is that they were just like getting ready to go do their first show and they were like what's the band name and they were like uh toto and they never changed it because somebody had just seen wizard of oz on tv or

something some kind of thing like that okay where it wasn't supposed to be the name. Have you seen Wizard of Oz? That was it. Yeah, probably. I do like the Howard Jones song, No One Is to Blame, by the way. Oh, Joe. He's right. Every album after Toto Ford did worse than the previous one.

It's true. But either way, look at their body of work, guys. Do the research. Go on the internet and look up steve lucather and see the records that he's on it's in the thousands and you all the songs that you listen to in your childhood if you are in the demographic of this podcast these guys are on the mall either playing the drums the or the guitar, or even singing. They're on them all.

All. Chicago. All their hits. I know. Chicago, the band's not playing the fucking songs. It's Toto. Yeah. Michael Jackson.

It's crazy, guys. So put them in the Hall of Fame. I need to see a list of who's in there. I don't even have a good sense of who's in the Hall of Fame. Not Toto. The pretenders in the Hall of Fame. I need to see a list of who's in there. I don't even have a good sense of who's in the Hall of Fame. Not Toto. The Pretenders? Are the Pretenders in the Hall of Fame? The Cures in the Hall of Fame? Okay.

The Beatles? Public Enemy in there? Anyway. I'm not sure. Nirvana? Nirvana. There was another anniversary that happened over the last couple weeks of a classic album that went on to sell more records than

Sloan. Numbered Jam produced by DJ Lethal. Uh oh. We'll give a little taste of it. That's the one. That's it. time I ever got some ass. Pop rock in my mouth, wanna go down south, but the whopper in my stomach really gave me gas. Listen you crazy motherfucker, let's skip class. I got a fresh pack of hop-hop-hop-hop berry blasts. I got money to kill and ants to burn. Dry car noir in a salon pun. Michael Jackson's

got a glove. French is crying like a dove. And the radio's kicking that song, I need love. I do too. So I hit the pavement with my homeboy Stu. Break out the cardboard, break out the beatbox. Take off your new shoes, hop, lock it inside. Hey Stu, I got the robot down on lock. I got a cabbage patch So the song is called 1984 That's a number gem The Orwell book 1984 And we're just referencing all these great things from the 80s Ominous

But I really That line where I just said I got a Cabbage Patch Kid and it's still in the box, that's true. I still have a Cabbage Patch Kid still in the box. Monica is not in the box,

but Monica still got her Cabbage Patch Kid. Oh man, can I just say one lyric that I just want to repeat here? You don't have to rewind or anything. He's talking about Rubik's Cubes,

right? He's like, and I go, I got a Rubik's Cube too, but mine's all black. I just peel off all the stickers and don't put them back. That's a fucking,

who raps that in a song? Yeah. I got a Rubik's Cube too, but mine's all black. I just peel off all the stickers and don't put them back. That's hilarious. I was like,

I did that. Are you in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I should be. Are you going to see Jimmy Hart? No. It's Sean. He's from the Gentry.

I assume Sean's going. He's from the Gentry. I assume Sean's going. He's from the Gentry. He's doing like an autograph signing in like Vaughn or something. The city above Toronto? But it's at like a retro snack store. Just talk about like Rubik's Cube and stuff. Sort of reminded me of that. Are you going to get DJ Lethal on an episode of Toast?

Probably not. To pop in? Well, he is now. He's deep. He produced this song. Well, then lots of people. And I'll tell youast. Probably not. Just to pop in. Well, he is now. He's deep. He produced this song. And I'll tell you what, I was in a real pinch too because the original version

of this song was not this. It was us rapping over some sample that we had from like breakdancing song from 84 and the label wouldn't clear it.

And so at the last minute, Lee was like, I was like, help. And he threw this beat together in about five seconds. I don't normally come in that hot with the lows of the low. And that. DJ Lethal would be disappointed with that one.

And that. Gentlemen, it's been too long. I can't believe we have to wait another month to do this again. What did Jeff Wood say about what's an orgies? Listen to the episode. I asked him. I asked him. I can't remember we have to wait another month to do this again. What did Jeff Wood say about what's an orgies? Listen to the episode. I asked him. I asked him. I can't remember what he said now.

Do you remember? You just heard that episode, Ken. Well, he said, like in his dulcet tones. And that. An orgy is, you know, something a lot of fun. I think that's the way he went to the Oasis Aqua Lounge. Jag and talk about kind of the rules of engagement. Sexy time. when you went to the Oasis Aqua Lounge. Oh, right. Jag and talk about kind of the rules

of engagement. Sexy time. That was a Sunday night, too. Yeah. With the Sioux? Also, yeah, Monica was out of town, too, so I was kind of like...

Did you J-O? During the episode? Afterwards. Yeah. You're pretty, like, tumescent during it. And that. And that.

What the fuck does tumescent mean? I gotta google the fucking word to know what you just said to me. Is that an insult? No, no, not at all. Do you know that word too? I've learned many words from Cam and one of them is chicanery. Did you call me tumescent? Chicanery. That one I know. He taught that to me.

Oh yeah, like the board? Chicanery. Chicanery board. Yeah, look it up. It's on Google. In between him saying meow, meow, meow, he would. Chicanery. Yeah. Chicanery board. Yeah, look it up. It's on Google. In between him saying meow, meow, meow, he would say chicanery. Congrats on getting nominated. Forget nominated. You're in.

Congrats on being in the FOTM Hall of Fame. That's a terrible handshake. He had COVID, okay? What's the matter with you? He had COVID. He's tired. Amazing, guys. Guys, honestly, thank you to all the FOTMs who listened

and we'll be back in August. Chokaruru! Third Thursday of August. Whatever that is, we'll be back at 8 a.m. Ric Flair will have wrestled his last match. I haven't seen him wrestle his first match yet.

He's teaming up with his son-in-law, Andrade. Andrade? And he's taking on Jay Lethal and Double J, Jeff Jarrett. Like the... And that! And that. There you go.

And that brings us to the end of our 1,085th show. And congratulations to Cam on the nomination into the Hall of Fame. Well, you're in. Thank you. Listen to the Rod Black, Leo Roudin's episode. I know Cam won't listen. He's big on the cord stellic Damien Cox, which is also great. But listen to the Rod Black, Leo Roudin's reunion.

Okay, Stu? I will. You'll dig it. I will. And just to shout out Jokeruru one more time, who's just named me the leader of the FOTM Hall of Fame, I will accept that. He's like a Stu supermer. Yeah.

He's not. No, he's super smart. Yeah. That too. That too. And that. You can follow me on Twitter. I'm at Toronto Mike.

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See you all next week. ¶¶ And I've kissed you in places I better not name. And I've seen the sun go down on Chaclacour. But I like it much better going down on you. Yeah, you know that's true. Because everything is coming up rosy and green. Yeah, the wind is cold but the smell of snow warms us today And your smile is fine

and it's just like mine and it won't go away Cause everything is rosy now Everything is rosy Yeah, everything is rosy and everything is rosy and gray.