Tosh Show - Emergency Pod - NextdoorGate

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

Daniel proves his neighbors are just as insane as yours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeart Radio app, Apple to Apple, Amazon and Time, is back for another round. We had a big bearer of a man who was called Mal Evans, who was our roadie, and he was

coming back on the plane and he said, will you pass the salt and pepper? And I miss herding. I said, what? Salt and pepper. Listen to season two of McCartney, life and lyrics on the iHeart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts It's Rachel Leviss host of the new podcast Rachel goes rogue This podcast is about choosing my own path and standing in my power I have been involved with one of the biggest my own path and standing in my power. I have been involved with one of the biggest scandals

in reality television history. We're gonna get into all of it, the good, the bad, the ugly. I've been keeping secrets for far too long and I just wanna come clean. Listen to Rachel Goh's Rogue on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to podcasts. Hey guys, it's me Daniel Tosh, host of the Tosh show.

This is an emergency pod. Emergency pod, emergency pod. And I wish I was coming to you under better circumstances, but it is what it is. Happy Valentine's Day, no matter how much is going on in my world, it doesn't take a lot to take a few seconds just to say, happy Valentine's Day to you and all the people in my life that I care about, which is about three people. I wanted to get into this. People have accused me in the past of being out of touch and no, you know, because I live

in a bubble, you know, that I can't relate to them. And, well, that's not the case. So I just want to read something that popped up on our next door app. I don't know if you guys use next door app, but occasionally I check out what's going on in my neighborhood and things got real yesterday. I am addressing the woman who cleaned out the last boxes of Nella wafers at Pavilion's recently. Your selfishness, all but guarantees that no

one else will have the opportunity to purchase this product, myself included. The in-laws are visiting from Chicago this weekend and I was planning on using the cookies for my cheesecake. But I watched as you took the wafers, all four boxes, and placed them into your cart. I had have my son pick up a box for me in Westlake, and they only carried them in mini-size. This could have all been prevented if you were more gracious with your shopping. Alright, so that just happened. Somebody responded to her immediately, oh my, will you ever get over it?

Oh no. Well, she doubles down. She writes directly to this person immediately after. Pavilions has an important place in our community. By taking all of the product such as the Nella wafers, it forces customers to look elsewhere, which is harmful for the business. Delivery trucks don't come every day, and the in-laws are flying in tomorrow. Yeah. So guys, this is serious. And I know it seems like I'm making light of it,

but on a day like this, Valentine's Day, it just makes me think, come on, this country is so divided. And I don't like to see it. I just want people to know that their actions do have consequences. And I prayed to God that her in-laws, who came all the way from Chicago,

don't choke on her cheesecake. Cause those mini wafers, those things are dangerous. Next time you're at the grocery store and you need four boxes of something, maybe just buy two and. Go to another location to get the second two boxes. So that you don't inconvenience somebody else. Just be a neighborly.

By the way, the next post after that one was someone asking if anybody had a jet flying to Italy if they could jump aboard. So, know that all is right in the affluent neighborhood in Malibu. Fucking idiots. All right, go back to your lives and feel free to send me a screen grabs

of dumb things that are going on in your next door app. And I will happily take this to a larger audience. John Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. The Daily Show podcast has everything you need to stay on top of today's news and pop culture. You get hilarious satirical takes on entertainment, politics, sports, and more from John and the team of correspondents and contributors. The podcast also has content you can't get anywhere else like extended interviews and a roundup of the weekly headlines. Listen to The Daily Show,

Ears Edition on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcasts. One of the best shows of the year according to Apple, Amazon and Time, is back for another round. We had a big bear of a man who was called Mal Evans, who was on roadie, and he was coming back on the plane and he said, will you pass the salt and pepper? And I miss her dim. I said, what? Salt and pepper. Listen to season two of McCartney, A Life in on the I heart radio app Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

Hello beautiful people, I'm Saida Garrett award-winning singer-songwriter and passionate knitter and now host of the uppity knitter podcast Celebrity hobbies uncovered. I'll be spilling the tea on the hidden talents of your favorite stars. Tune in to the Upadine Nitter podcast, Celebrity Hobbies Uncovered. With me, Saida Garrett, for a stitch of inspiration and pearls of laughter. Subscribe now on the iHeart Radio app and Apple Podcasts

or wherever you get your podcasts.