Tosh Show - My 2026 College Football Kickoff

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

Daniel is joined via phone by insiders from both the Alabama and Florida programs as he previews the upcoming college football season and gives his pick for who will win it all. He covers the important storylines for this year like which Mannings are inbred, how long Jim Harbaugh is still banned from the college game, and Bill Belichick's girlfriend.  Join our Patreon for exclusive content: http://patreon.com/toshshow Download the Kalshi app and use code TOSH to get up to $500 in bonus credits when you trade $25

Now, let's pick who we think will win the national championship this year. Tos show. Tosh show. Tosh show. Welcome to a special episode of Tosh show, where we are going to break down the 2026-27 college football season. You excited, Eddie? Totally excited.

Favorite time of year? I love this time of the year. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know that it's my favorite time of year. No, it's my favorite time of year. I want to not be vested into football, but every year, I'm like, I love it so much. John, John quit football years ago. I did 2018.

I can't do it. It's just so, and, you know, I tell my wife, I say, it's just one day a week, you know, just Thursday through Monday. Right. All right, let's go. College for the first game, the opening game of this season is being played this year in the straight of Hormuz. Is that correct?

It's a classic. Why do they do this fucking opening game in Ireland? Ugh, such a dumb tradition that none of us care about. Right. It was UNC, the Bill Belichick Tar Heels versus the Christians, the horny frogs. Oh, what a dumb game. Everyone's favorite tier seven coach. What college girl doesn't love to snuggle up in an old hoodie?

And I'm not going to let it go, the Bill Belichick dating thing. I saw Bill Simmons getting mad at Pablo Torre for reporting on it. You can't report on it enough. If all offseason it was just nothing but photos of them walking. around together, I would be like, yeah, that's good. That'll get me through the offseason. Because here is somebody that everyone was saying is the greatest football coach ever. And then when Tom Brady was gone, it didn't work out so well.

And then he decided to go to UNC. And that is just, you know, they won four games last year. So guess what? For all of us that cheered against them to see him embarrassing himself doing a horrible job at this school and then dating a 25-year-old child. It's great. It's fun to, it looks so awful. Here's how I know it's so disgusting and awful. Because when I was in college, there was this one professor. He was cool. He hung out with us probably too much. And we were in Orlando. We'd go wakeboarding at night in alligator infested lakes.

He went with us one time. He's like, I'll go with you guys. I'd love to wake surf with you. We took him weight surfing. And then we were, you know, you put a towel around. You change your clothes. It's the middle of the night where, you know, we were in the lake. And I saw his balls.

And they were hanging so far down. They were hanging past his penis. And this is a guy that's 40. And I remember going, like as a 19-year-old, oh, fuck, man, look at his old balls. That's so disgusting. And I was teasing my roommate. We were talking about like, what girl? Because girls thought he was the coolest teacher.

But I'm like, look at his balls. It's so gross. Now imagine if those balls had another 35 years to drop. Ugh. Anyway, I love it. I love watching them. I think it's disgusting. And some people always say that, like when Hugh Hefner would do his gross thing,

where he'd sit on the corner bed and masturbate while he was making girls do things. Like, oh, you're just jealous because, you know, if I could do it, I wouldn't. And I could. Bill Maher, another one of these old guys that like, oh, you know, I'm never going to be married and have kids. You know, I'd much rather pay for sex from a smoking hot escort. I wouldn't. But I understand why he does because he, you know, was never somebody that was attractive. Women that were good looking were never attracted to him without a transaction taking place.

Listen, this isn't even a football take at this point. The four power conferences is really all we should talk about. The group of six, it's infuriating. Outside of Boise, no one gives a shit about any of these. What is it? The Patriot League? Sounds like something Trump made up. Who's your favorite team in the Patriot League?

Eddie? Who you got? No clue. That's what, you know what? That's what Trump should do. Instead of this meaningless war in Iran, you know, where it's always America first, why not take all the taxpayer money and shove it into Navy's football program and make Navy the best football team in the country.

Wouldn't that be fun to root for? Yep. Talk about getting behind our servicemen. men. You get a football program. Get a couple hundred billion into that. I mean, Mark Cuban only put 50 million in? Oh, come on. Trump can fucking steal at least a hundred million from the taxpayers without us knowing. Make the, make the most beautiful stadium ever put it fucking underground below the White House. I'm just spitballing here, guys. You know he went to Fordham. Trump went to Fordham, where also my nephew went to Fordham and has the all-time passing records in Fordham history.

It's great. Okay. Now let's talk about real programs and the most overrated of them all, Ohio State. They're number one, right? They're predicted to be number one. Yes. Yep. They're predicted to win it all.

The best thing I can say about Ohio State is that their fans don't annoy me. And I know somebody like, oh, they're the worst. And they're not the one. worst. They're up there, but they're not the worst. I'll tell you what. You know why the preseason number one is because their head coach looks and in fact is the devil. That is Lucifer. Look at him. The Prince of Darkness. That's who they got as their head coach. Does he, does he do that? Is that like, what is he doing? Is that hair dye? I don't know. It's a choice for that facial hair. The facial hair, all of it. The angles.

Imagine him visiting, you know, poor communities trying to recruit these good Christian boys in the South. And then he just comes walking in where his feet aren't moving. There's slightly levitating over a bed of fire. Red cape. Is he a bad? I don't even know. Is he a bad person? No, no.

He just physically, he's not a bad. He just physically looks like the devil. He is a walking Halloween costume. Do people dress up? up like him at the games? Be good look. I like it. I'd like to see like babies with that facial hair.

Hmm. We're talking about Ohio State. I might as well mention this. You know, Michigan's not going to be relevant in football. But let's remind everyone that Jim Harbaugh is banned from anything college football until 2038. 2038 you have any idea how old belichick's girlfriend will be then 29 imagine if bill bellichick and no one wants this to happen but let's just say he oversleeps during his afternoon nap and he wakes up he's like oh my

god's like i need to go to school to pick up my girlfriend he's like wait a second i'm going to call jim harball have him pick up my girlfriend for me okay he calls jim jim's like what do you need he's like i over slept on my I need you to pick her up. He's like, I got it. Where is she? He's like, well, she's at UNC. You just go to the pickup line. He's like, I'm not allowed on college campuses.

Not until 2038. And he's like, oh, man, we're in a pickle. Now she's just there. Yeah. Now she's crying sitting on her book bag. Wait. She's there for 12 more years. These are the things I worry about.

Let's go to Indiana. Can you believe it? Reigning national champions. Do you think they can run it back, Ed? No, I don't think so. I don't think so either. But Mark Cuban, he bankrolled them into a nanny. Good for Mark Cuban.

He spends his money like Brewster's millions. He does. It's just, it's good. I approve. I 100% approve. If I had unlimited resources, would I bankroll UCF? No, absolutely not. I would bankroll Vidal Sassoon,

get them a football program, get it up and running, you know, get them a stadium. How great would that be? Make them national champs. Vidal Sassoon, the academy. Oh, I don't know how much I'd have to spend, but money well spent. And let's be clear, the only reason the Midwest teams are winning is because they're allowed to pay players now. You know, it used to be the SEC dominated. Well, of course, because they were illegally paying everyone for decades.

Now everybody gets to pay and oh, the playing field's a little more even. I mean, poor, poor Reggie Bush. This guy was crucified for $250,000. I mean, today, you can't get a top recruit to take a shit in a sorority house for under a million dollars. You following that kid from South Carolina, the quarterback? all these quarterback fighting for more years. He's a senior. Is he a fifth year senior?

I don't know. What's his name? Lenoris? Yeah, Lenoris Sellers. Okay. He has no classes. He just has one internship at a driving range. That's amazing.

Yeah. Yeah. This isn't college anymore. He's getting paid a fortune to be the quarterback of a football team, and he's an intern at a driving range. And by the way, what is an intern at a driving range? Is he in the stupid cart with all the... Right.

And people are just pelting them all day long? People taking shots at them. All these players that are like trying out for the NFL, then they get cut and they go back to college. Right. Everybody's making a big deal about it. Again, the system, it's in this middle phase. And it's not fixed yet, but we're getting there. In the meantime, tell me that this isn't a perfect scenario.

Why doesn't LeBron, forget this Philly team, the 76ers, or do it one year. Play for the Sixers one year, fine. Okay. Then go to Ohio State and play college football. The amount of nil money he could take, it would be such an amazing cap to the end of the career. And you always want to talk about Jordan, LeBron. Okay, Jordan did the minor league baseball. It was humiliating.

This would not be that. Yes. This would be so exciting. Yeah. The school would just love it. The fans would love it. I mean, let's go. Oh, my God.

And he would, he would excel. He'd be fine. He'd be fine. Pitching them balls in the end zone. He's catching them. Do it, LeBron. That's my pitch for you. Play one more year basketball in Philly.

Fine. Then go to Ohio State. True freshman. Nill money out the wazoo. shadow the record 44 year old Ohio State Buckeyes dot the eye buddy

of that paycheck man that's a good idea we'll be right back by the way I want to say this about the Big Ten there hasn't been 10 teams in the Big Ten since what year? You want to guess at?

1989 Wow Yeah you want to go Pack 12 How many teams in the PAC 12? Nine. Can we stop it with all these stupid conferences? Let's just lose them all and just call it what it is. Pro football in shittier markets.

Notre Dame managed to crack the top five and only God knows why. How do they do it? I'll tell you how. God. Mm-hmm. God has a plan and that plan will be put on hold until they play a conference championship. See, right now, God's plan is that Notre Dame has to eat the ass of every other school.

The Lane train makes his debut at LSU. Where do you think he's going to coach next? I mean, everything's open for him. I tell you what, the Indiana fever. That's my pick. I would love that jump. Yeah. You telling me he couldn't remedy the old Caitlin Clark thing?

No, there's no way he stays at LSU. How are they ranked 11th preseason? What did they win last year? How many games? Seven and six. Oh, seven and six, now they're preseason 11. You know, that's because he's the king of the portal. They spent over $40 million on top-tier talent.

The portal is like Super Mario Brothers, where every sewer pipe leads to Baton Rouge. Lane has to go back to Tennessee. That won't go over well. So when you're checking into your hotel in Knoxville, I recommend coming up with something a little more clever than Joey Freshwater because Dirty Mike and the Boys running a soup kitchen on your pillowcase, that'll be the least your problems.

I'm going to be near Knoxville at the end of our tour. And so my wife and the kids were flying in and we're going to get a hotel room. And then we didn't think about it. We're like, oh, no, there wasn't anything available. I'm like, why is there nothing available? These rooms that are normally like $150 a night are now, 3,000 a night, and you have to stay there a minimum of two nights. And I'm like, holy shit, this is the Alabama Tennessee game. They're all in town for this. And then I'm like,

how do these people from Alabama afford this? Next question, why? These are the same people that are constantly complaining about the economy. Stop spending so much money to go watch kids play football, and then it won't matter that eggs went up $1.50. There you go. If you don't spend $6,000 on two nights at a crappy fucking Hyatt place, you know how many eggs you can get for $6,000? Just, again, all those people that go to, that travel around for these games, I'm like, you don't get to complain about the economy.

Speaking to LSU, has anyone checked in on Brian Kelly? For all I know, he's working at Popeyes. To think he left Notre Dame, I mean, he's everything Notre Dame. I mean, he's everything Notre Dame wanted. A white dude with an Irish last name, he could have went eight and five every year, coached there until he was 97. Instead, he threw it all away to coach in a swamp

with arguably the dumbest fan base in all of college sports. You know why I like to dump on Baton Rouge? Why? Because Eddie over here dumped in Baton Rouge. I'll tell you what I mean. We're on tour. Okay, my tour bus right there on a Lafayette Street. Eddie here breaks the Cardinal Sin, poops on the bus.

It wasn't going to make it to the room. It was right, the bus was right next to the hotel. He says he wasn't going to make it to the room. I'll give you that. Fine. There's a lobby. Okay? You could have made it to the lobby bathroom.

Maybe. Well, you have to type in a code on the bus to get in. So that takes time. I woke up on the bus. Oh, that's right. And it started moving fast. And I was like, I'm not going to make it. Okay.

I, if I'm really poking, I would say, did you get up right away? Or did you do the thing where you're like, oh, I'm waking up and I'm, uh, uh, uh, and then it got away from you. Probably that. Right. Yeah. When you're not, when you're not in a place where you have, uh, you know, the luxury of using the bathroom, you need to move with purpose. get into the hotel.

Yeah. Oh, I remember that day. Bus driver won't look in the eyes anymore. I'm sure he just emptied it. Just somewhere along Lafayette Street. That will be I'll tell. I still have Eddie's actual text. What?

He said this morning when I woke up on the bus, I got my stuff together, made a coffee, and when I was about to leave, I felt a rumble in my belly. Oh, man. Just smelling the coffee. All right, so you made coffee. Yeah.

You woke up, you got put on some clothes, and he made coffee. And then, man, Eddie, revisionist history, you had time to go in. Well, everything is bigger in Texas, especially the hype. And guess what? Ed, you're going to hate this.

I'm all in. There you go. Ah, Eddie hates the Texas Longhorns. I hate them. I don't hate them. I kind of find them right now must see TV. I don't know if Cal She has a number. on how many times we're going to have to see Matthew McConaughey on the sidelines,

fucking channeling the spirits. Is that something that we can predict on? And I know. Some people are like, oh, I wish he wouldn't do these Kalshi promos. Well, guys, there's mouths to feed around here, and I'm not going to do it. You want to cut me a check for a half million dollars to pay these boys for a year? Then I'll stop doing stuff. But if you're not going to cut me a check, you shut the money.

fuck up. Now, let's get back to this prediction. I'll take the over. Whatever it is. Because you know if Texas keeps winning, that idiot's going to take all the credit. Keep seeing them. I want to thank Kalshi for sponsoring that segment.

I also want to point out, I wouldn't want to do that. I don't want to be on the sideline. It's the worst way to watch a game. Right. There's a reason that, like, the defensive... coordinator, office of coordinator, like to sit up in the booth. There's TVs up there. Manning, Arch, I like him. He is the best looking manning. And I would take that over the rings or who's got the most endorsements. He's the one manning that doesn't look imbred. And that goes a long way with

me. You're saying Eli looks imbred. Eli acts imbred. Peyton looks imbred. Right. But he can act. Right. But Arch, Arch has got it all. Six, four, good looking, can move. I wish them well. I think they'll do well. I'm all in on them again.

I know I was last year. And it's funny that, like, oh, you thought they were going to be great last year. And they weren't. They lost a flute game to Florida. Had they not done that, they had been in the playoffs and they'd have been fine. They'd have been coasting. And let's talk about their coach. Sark, the secrets and demons that he's facing.

He's drinking buddies with a Dylan back there. I don't know stories have leaked about the coach's wife, but apparently some of the players are trying to jump in her portal. Good times in Austin. Look him. Dion Sanders. I almost feel bad for Dion at this point. Because he reminds me of the night in the Monty Python movies.

It just keeps getting chopped down and continues to fall. fight. People are serving in papers at practice. It's just, if they win four games this year, it's like, okay, just fall on the sword. It's over. Now, who do I predict will

win the national championship? Well, you're saying, Daniel, you haven't brought up Alabama, you haven't brought up Florida. I got to talk to my experts before I make my prediction. What people don't know about Tosh Point,

was that one of the big reasons that we had so much fun, poking fun at Nick Sabin and Alabama, besides the fact that he jumped ship from the Dolphins to go back to college football to coach Alabama, is that I had so many employees, so many writers on the show that went to the University of Alabama. And it was very fun for me to force them to write jokes against their team.

And so that's really where it started from. And then there, and Joe is just the king of saying stupid things that just always tickled me. Thunder's coming. He's the first person that taught me that a lot of people say bar soap. Right.

Instead of bar of soap. And put a mouth on it. Oh, I put a mouth on it. Oh, you put a mouth on it. All right, let's give old Joe ring here. Oh, geez. That's an aggressive photo of him of his wife. Wow, he's right in there.

It's really, I don't like when people can, like, pick what their photo is. Hello. Joe. What's going on? You driving? Yep. Heading to Lowe's. What are you up there?

Let me tell you something, Joe. I mean, you already know this, but this is why you've always been so funny. You just know certain things that if you say it, it's just going to set me off because it's just so. Stupid. Like the other day you texted me. Guys, this is what he texted me there today. He goes, hey, this guy's coming to your show. Dude's been a mainstay on the message boards for years.

Who the fuck says a mainstayed? Listen, I got to get your take on Alabama football because I'm doing a whole college football episode. Now, my first question is, how is everything down there right now? Are you in Tuscaloosa? I am not in Tuscaloosa. I'm in Montana. You live in Montana full time, yet do you still have your season tickets? I never had season tickets.

You never had season tickets to Alabama? I was a student. Do you still follow it? Do you know everything that's going on with the team? Yeah, it's a problem. Well, okay, is this season, how is this season looking for Alabama? I mean, definitely a national championship. I would say we're going to be sneaking up on everybody.

No one is expecting Alabama to be good. And so when we win the Natty, everybody's going to be shocked. All right. So you actually predict Alabama to have a pretty good season this year. It depends. Everybody's concerned about the offensive line. And I just don't know. But yeah, our defense is going to be disgusting, secondary especially. And I think if we have any kind of life in terms of a running game and then this young, very talented quarterback, then yeah, we're dangerous. Okay. This is the first time since 2008 that you weren't ranked in the top 10. Yeah. How many years can you go with?

without being in the title hunt for the fans to start, you know, voicing their opinions that things need to change. I mean, it depends on which fans you're talking about. If you're talking about the message boards, everybody thinks that we're firing our head coach every single season. We're honestly, we're coasting off of all the national championships that's saving one. So I think everybody's just happy to be playing ball. By the way, if you don't have Alabama winning it,

who in the SEC is coming out as the top dog? Is it the Bulldogs? Is it Texas? I would like Georgia a lot more if they had a quarterback who was going to be doing that in the NFL, but they don't. So I would say, give me Texas and Arch. Sure. Where do you think Florida is going to finish up? Last.

They've got a lot to do. They've got a lot to build, and they've got a really tough schedule. That's tough. All right. Well, listen, hey, what are you buying at Lowe's just so I know? We got to get some ground stakes here and some inverted spray paint cans because we're putting a bad mitten cord in the backyard. Oh, now that's such a seasonal sport up there. Yeah.

All right, I got to go. Bye. Okay. All these guys in Blue Vest are looking to be weird. Oh, Joe. I messed up the other day. I went out to eat with him and his family. They were here in Malibu.

They were driving up the coast, visiting colleges. for their oldest son, who's now going to school and wants to go to college, I would like you to know, in California has no desire to go anywhere near Alabama, okay? So I feel like that's a win for the state. But regardless of that, so we go out to eat with his family and his kids. I don't know how we got on this topic, but in front of his children, I brought up, oh, Joe used to date a radio DJ And he just like went like

Oh no And he's like thanks Now I'm going to have to spend the next two hours of this drive Tell him this story About the tool man Yeah listen it's like it's not my story to tell And it's certainly not something to joke about But it's it was funny for us

That DJ might have put something in Joe's drink. Who knows? We'll be right back. All right. We got to call. We got to call my father-in-law if we're going to talk Gators. Let's just talk predictions.

What do you think? Is he just going to be so optimistic about the Gators? I think so. He gets so defensive. Like, he gets mad at Vegas for setting a line. Like, if Vegas doesn't say they should win the national championship, He's like, well, okay, that's, they don't know what they're talking about. It's the year to cash in then.

Now, let's recap, though. Gators last year, what did they go? They went four and eight. Four and eight. Okay, got Billy Napier fired, hired John Summerall from Tulane. Okay, the wave, the blue wave? The green wave. The blue wave was what didn't happen.

Oh, right. Midterms, the election's right. Yeah. All right. Well, let's see how positive he is. Oh, sir. Hey, we're talking gator football right now. Hell yeah, go Gators.

Okay, the over-under for the gators this year, seven and a half wins. Yeah, that's close. Okay, now I'm going to tell you what AI. AI overwhelmingly is predicting the under. Yeah, well, that's what's wrong with AI? Okay, Greg Hallam overwhelmingly predicts the over. How much over? Are you talking about playoffs over?

Possibly. So here's the prediction. I say nine and three, possibly Daniel, possibly 10 and two. Okay. I think the only games that I actually am nervous about are Texas and Georgia. Sure. Everybody else, I think we got a fair shot. Okay, I got two other losses that I put high up there, possible.

Go. Ole Miss. Sure. And Missouri, at Missouri. Both will be tough. I got it. Sorry, I just looked at your schedule. I got another loss.

Oklahoma. No, no, not in gains, no. All right. I'm not against your schedule. I'm just adding, I've got four losses that I think are guaranteed. You've got two losses that are guaranteed, but you're a homer. Yeah, that's right. Orange and blue glasses.

And Florida State, you know, you never know what you're going to get there. But I would favor you there, but it's at Florida State. It's true. I think we've won five of the last six, though, again. then. All right. So you got your first loss being a one, two, three, four, five, six, week seven. Oh, you got a good, good half of the year. You're going to be excited. Good for you. We're going to be in a top ten until we start losing. Yeah. Listen, if you lose at Auburn, that's when you know it's going to be a long road. It's going to be a long road. I agree. I agree.

All right. We're writing it down here. You have them at nine and three and possibly 10 and two. going to the playoffs. If they're 10 and 2, I don't think they make it a 9. Well, sure. If they're 12 and 0, they'll also go to the playoffs. That doesn't mean anything. Your prediction is 10 and 2 going to the playoffs or 9 and 3 is kind of your downside. Well, yeah.

I think we're going to be way better. Okay. AI can go to hell. For sure. Absolutely. Overrated. All right. I'll see you on game day.

All right, man. Bye. Bye. Well, you heard it. Ten and two, going to the play. And that's the thing about putting this on tape. It'll age well. Right, we got it.

It'll age well. Okay, now, let's pick who we think will win the national championship this year. Eddie? Georgia. Georgia Bulldogs. First, you put on the white. The one. And the red.

You think they go undefeated? No. They'll lose one. Yeah, you want to know what game they'll lose? Alabama or the SEC championship game. They always shit the bed like that. All right, that's your pick. You pick Georgia.

Anybody else got a pick back there? Got them Texas Longhorns. You're picking Texas Longhorns. Yeah, they're looking great. A bunch of fucking front runners. You guys, one and two or two and three. Ohio State. Okay, there's one.

One, two, three. I really have no idea, but I'm going to say, You're going to say Texas. All right. Well. What about you, Daniel? Eddie, I'm glad you asked who I think's going to win. And I wanted to do something special for who I was going to pick, much like college game

day. Since the passing of Lee Corso. He retired. Lee Corso did not pass away, thankfully. He was fired because Pat McAfee's contract was too large. They couldn't afford Lee anymore. more. Everyone gets the axe just because Pat

has got just that frat boy energy. Pat McAfee is today's Dane Cook. He's got the T-shirt. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you know, he likes the sleeveless shirt like Dane did. Like, just the energy, you're kind of like a little bit

jacked and cool. I mean, is he saying anything? We don't know. No, he's loud. Yeah. Loud and fast. So, since Lee Corso retired, I think I should do some type of big reveal. He would do the mascot head. Okay, I'm not doing that.

I'm going to wear the jersey of who I believe will win the national championship. The Georgia Bulldogs will not win the national championship. That's a misdirect. No, I am not going to root for Georgia. Okay, let me get this off These are my jerseys Okay, Tosh, number Zero, I will sign them

and give them to you, okay? This, see that's nice. There it is. There it is. The Ohio State is not going to win the national championship. Oh,

no. LSU, the Lane Train. Here we go. They're not going to win it. Are you kidding me? There's no way they win. Oh.

How many times I'm going to fuck for this? What the fuck jersey am I even wearing here? This is Clemson? Clemson's not going to win. Clemson's won two national championship. The only team besides the Big Ten and the SEC to win a national championship is the ACC see Clemson Tigers. There it is.

But they did it with the old jerk-off quarterback for Cleveland. And then that six-foot-six alien over in Jacksonville. They're not going to win it this year. Clemson's a note. No. They're not going to win it. That one looks tight. They're not going to win.

Oh, gosh, that is tight one. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

No. I only did this to mess with my father-in-law. Sure. Okay. I mean, I like Florida State and all, but no, they're like my third favorite team in the state, but whatever. They're not going to win it. No. Here we go. The Valls of Tennessee from my boy Johnny Knoxville.

Man, does he love this team? The texts I get from him about what's wrong with Tennessee, Josh Hypo, what's his problem? That's awesome. The guy knows everything. about it and he just lives and dies, but they're not going to win it all. Oh, man. No, that's not my pick. That's not my pick.

Oh, my goodness, that jersey is so tight. Oh, oh, there we go. Texas. Horns down, are you serious? Desrespectful. No. Repeat. You know, it's so funny about this.

It's a basketball jersey. When I played eight years ago at Indiana University, they presented me with my own jersey. But they're the only ones that gave me a basketball jersey because they're like, nobody fucking cares about our football program. We're never going to win football games. They didn't even believe in themselves. They gave me a basketball jersey.

But they're not going to win back-to-back-back Natties. Nope. There it is. UCF. That's who's going to win it all. Scott Frost. He gave us our first. national championship. A lot of people don't recognize it, but let's be clear, it's written

in our stadium at the Bounce House. That's a legit national championship. We're going to go undefeated again. I'm kidding. They're not going to win it. No, no, no. I have no idea who's going to win. Nor do I care. That was a lot of football talk, and I know some people that listen to this show religiously don't enjoy football. And they certainly don't want to hear football banter. So I apologize to them. Next week will be so much better. That was our one college football episode of the year.

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