Tosh Show - My 2nd Favorite Running Back - Jazmin Gamble

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

Daniel lines up across from LA Legends two-way star Jazmin Gamble to talk about women’s tackle football, ACL tears, and personal training.  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/TOSH and use code TOSH and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code TOSH to get an extra 25 cents back for every gallon on your first tank of gas  

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We know that's not a reality. But what about the Cleveland Browns? It's a Tosh show Tosh show for show Hello and welcome to another episode of Tosh show I'm your host Daniel Tosh That was pretty good wasn't it That was slick

Thank you How you doing Eddie I'm doing good how are you I'm a little exhausted Why? Big week My wife You've heard of her

Yeah She had a surgery this week Wasn't cosmetic surgery Although every time I'm like hey You're having a surgery can't we have somebody come in and do some physical touch-ups? I mean, you're there already.

While you're under? It doesn't matter. Anyway, Finky, I did the surgery, her OB-G-Y-N. Right, Finky. Yeah, she's got polyps developing. I don't know if I'm a lot to even talk about this, to be honest. HIPAA. But anyway, he said he found a ton of stuff in her.

It was no good. We did this surgery. I say we. I'm a part of it. We brought the whole circus, and we got a hotel near the hospital since our house is, you know, an hour away, I figured let's just stay right near the hospital. We can have a fun little two days of it. Then it was nice up until the surgery because you know how surgeries are. It's like flying commercial. Yeah, they just delay you, delay you.

And then finally they do it. And then when she comes out, it's always like, oh, everything was way worse than we anticipated. They are like, oh, it's just a little surgery. It's nothing. And It's like, eh, here's, and I don't mean this in a bad way. You know, a lot of times when people talk about women, they'll be like, oh, my God, they have babies. And if men had babies, there'd be no children in the world because we couldn't handle the pain. Okay, that's cute. It's not true, but whatever. Some people's threshold of pain is obviously stronger than others.

My wife's is not high. She cannot handle pain. and when you come out of a surgery what do you do you tell the people that you're fine and you try to get dressed as quick as you can so you can get out of the hospital right isn't that the goal? The goal is to get out of the hospital when my wife comes out she's just oh

it's just oh the pain they're like on a one to ten what do you experience 10 10 10 they're like well we can give you some stronger stuff, but then you're going to have to stay here another hour while we watch you. I need it. Oh, it's just, I'm like, oh, fuck. We're never going to leave. You know, meanwhile, I've got Panda watching the kids at the hotel room.

I'm like, I wanted to get back and eat. You know, she hasn't been able to eat all day, so that meant I couldn't eat all day. I'm like sneaking a chomps stick in the bathroom. Whatever. The surgery was successful. Choms in the bathroom. She was in so much pain. We couldn't leave.

I'm just like, get it together for five minutes. And then you can go back to moaning like you're in the most excruciating pain once we're in the car and back in our hotel room. But, oh, it's just the worst. And you don't want to see the person that you love in any kind of pain. But the only way I can get her out of the hospital is I have to get mean to. her and I'm just like fucking let's go knock it the fuck off do you guys get out

yeah we get out after like four hours extra oh it's just awful how's the pain back at the hotel horrible horrible either place right but the hotel at least where she's laying in in bed I've got cushions I've got pillows a nice bathroom I've got room service I can get her anything she wants I'm at her back and call

I'll do anything for her your mom was a nurse you know how to do that my mom does my mom thinks everybody's a pussy uh hey i should check in on my mom she's had quite quite a run lately she's had her own medical stuff going on oh i forgot i forgot to check in on her i should give her a call let's just see what's going on with margot real fast hello hey what's up just checking in uh on your full recovery from all of your uh dental work oh i had no i'm just beginning i'm having a a tooth pulled on Friday and he's going to put stitches he said it'll have to be stitches because

it's going to break apart it's already had a root canal and it has a crown it's it's your front teeth yeah kind of in the front bottom right are we going to see are you going to look like a hillbilly no he said it won't even show that much because i got a lot of crowding down there anyway you don't smile much anyway well and when i smile my top teeth show but when i talk you'll see And he said, if you don't put something in there, he said you probably wouldn't even need to, but he said you put your tongue in there and you'll... Yeah.

No one wants to hear about this. That's crazy. Oh, is that Eddie? That's John laugh, but I am here. How are you doing, Mrs. Tosh? I'm fine. How are you, Eddie? I'm so sorry about your dad.

Oh, thanks. You're welcome. Why does that make you laugh, Eddie? No, I just got a little choked up, and I just tried to fight it. I didn't expect it. Thank you, though. That's nice.

All right. But I'm okay. So it's just dental work. Nothing else. Everything else is fine. Everything else is fine. But I was in so much pain, you know. You don't know how bad it hurt.

Well, listen, I'm dealing with Carly, who was in so much pain. All these women in my life just constantly needing me to take care of them. And then Eddie reminded me that your training as a nurse is what prepared me for all this. Wonderful. Well, I'm just, I'm glad. I'm glad you're getting it all taken care of. How much you're going out of pocket, though? That's why I also worry about the financial implications.

Oh, I'm loaded. What better way to spend my money? All right, we're all good on you. Okay. All right, check in later. Bye. Love you. Bye.

All right, she's loaded, you guys. She doesn't care about whatever co-pays. She's got to fork out. Anyway, my wife, she's doing great now. Now, the downside to what they discovered in her, her body this all this might have to get cut out too so i'll find out and and then i want to bring up like hey that's great that you had this uh this surgery done as well you know i guess technically i didn't have to get a vasectomy so so that was just for fun yeah yeah yeah yeah thanks for that

one hun but i guess you know if i ever accidentally got my wife pregnant uh i could uh i could talk her to whatever I want to happen. And the fear is if you go outside of your marriage, you know, bang some hot strange, they get pregnant. Ooh, much harder to control the situation. So I think it is for the best, for everyone that I took care of myself. Now I just go out firing willy-nilly. Crazy guy out there.

Let's make a baby. You know who bangs people willy-nilly, pro athletes, football players, And today's guest, I'm hoping is an exception. Enjoy. Fall is here and everyone is back to school, which means so many extra trips for drop-offs and pickups to add to your trips for groceries, coffee, gas. It adds up fast. With the free Upside app, you can get cash back every time you fill up your car,

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Jasmine Gamble, Jazz. Yes. Thank you for having me. Do you prefer Jazz or Jasmine? It doesn't matter. What about Jazzy? Yeah, that's fine, too. Are you okay with Jazzy? Yeah.

I don't want to overstep. No, it's okay. All right. Jazz is here. Now, Jazz, do you believe in ghosts? Question one. No? I believe in like spirit, so I guess, yeah. You don't have to change your answer.

I don't want to sway the witness. I don't know if I believe in ghosts. Okay, good. We can continue. Check off. Normal. Your last name is gamble. Yes.

Do you gamble? I do not. Are you allowed to gamble on your games? Not you personally. Am I allowed to gamble on them legally in Vegas? Maybe. Can somebody find out if I can gamble on their league? Then I want to talk to you about throwing a game.

Oh, oh my God. She's got to cough it up a couple of times. I just need you to fumble more than 2.5 times. You grew up in Bakersfield, California. I unfairly assumed it was a shithole. And I only based that on the time that I've been there and it was disgusting. No, it's not that bad. It's not.

It's not. I think I did a show there once and a, just an all-out brawl took place in the audience. Yeah, I think people think it's, I don't know what they think. They think it's nothing until that stuff happens. And you're like, actually, it's a little ghetto. Okay. Yeah, a little bit.

But did you like Bakersfield? I was there at a young age. And then I lived in the Bay Area. Do you prefer the Bay Area over Bakersfield? Yes. You do? Okay. That's a, listen, there's probably tons of people in Bakersfield that I would never

live in the Bay Area. Yeah, no, true. My parents. Okay. What compelled you to want to play full contact, tackle football at 31 years old? I think it was just missing being a part of a team and playing a sport. I've been in sports my whole life, but I hadn't been in a really long time. In my adulthood, I had just focused on fitness. So I think for me, it was like, let's see if you still got it. What sports did you play growing up? Volleyball. I played club volleyball. I was a gymnast. I played track. I played basketball. I did all the things in high school. That's pretty impressive. I didn't do any of them. But I think I was on the pep rally, pep club or something like that. I cheered. I like to cheer. See? I hated team sports. Why? I'm not a good

team player. Okay. Well, that makes sense. Okay, fair. I think I think I'm a naturally good athlete. I like playing almost all sports. I can throw a good football. I can I can, I can, I can play basketball. But I don't want to rely on other dipshits. You know, I get that. I get it. It's not my thing. Yeah. And I don't think I could listen to a coach. Say the same stupid thing over and over for a year, especially if you're a professional athlete. I just can't imagine them saying anything that would be relevant in my brain in any way. It's like, what? You want us to score more points? Duh. Right. I get it. I just don't think I would. And then just some of the other players, they're just their, their attitudes are so piss poor.

I also like when they don't say, it wasn't one play that cost us to the game, when it clearly is one play that always, it's like one idiot cost us the game. If you didn't fumble the ball on that one play, we would have won. Yeah, no, fair. They always say it's like a game of inches, but you know what? It's not a game of inches. Not. Because they're randomly spotting the ball wrong constantly.

I just, so you didn't go to something. some cool progressive high school in California that had female tackle football. Absolutely not. I started playing at 30 years old. Oh, wow. Yeah, and tore my ACL, but, you know, that's another story. You tore your ACL before you played your first professional game. Yes.

Just going out to check out the sport and at a practice, and I tore my ACL. It's excruciating, right? It is. It's like getting shot in the back of the leg. No? They said the Achilles when like pop. Oh, that's the Achilles. Oh, sorry.

ACL's didn't. You still feel a pop, too. It's just in your knee, mm-hmm. And then it immediately swells, and you can't really put pressure on it. But you didn't have a surgery. You said, I'm not going to immediately. Yeah, immediately, no. You're like, just my career's over in this.

I had never played it, so I was like, eh. Okay. You know, I'm a fittest professional, and my thing was, as long as I can teach people how to squat and do the basic things, then I'll be okay. But then when I decided I wanted to play, then I said, you should probably go get to surgery. Wait, wait. Can you, when, these are things I don't. don't know. I'm not the smartest person, okay? You tore your ACL or ruptured? Which is it? Tor. It was a complete term. You tore your ACL. You can just elect not to have surgery and live out

your life with a torn ACL. Yep. Will it heal? The actual ligament, no. It's just gone. But you can move without ACL. You just can't do like cutting and quick lateral stuff. Those are the things that they warn you about. You got to be able to cut. Exactly, in football. Do you enjoy watching football? I do now that I play it. But you didn't prior? Not really.

I know a lot of players that don't enjoy watching football. Yeah, maybe because I didn't really get, you know, the scheme around it. But now I understand it, so I look at it differently. You play offense and defense? I do. Oh, man. Now, which position do you like playing more? Running back or linebacker?

I like them both for different reasons. Linebacker, I love because that's where I started, and I feel like you get to have more control of your aggression. Running back, you just get hit every play. It doesn't matter. But it's fun because I stiff arm a lot of people. And so there's that. There's like this like, ah, yeah, I can run faster than you.

Or, ah, you try to tackle me. You couldn't get me down. So there's that for running back. But linebacker, there's more, like, I can control that aggression. I can control the impact. So kind of safer on linebacker. So I probably would say linebacker is my favorite. When you're running back, do you choose to step out of bounds or do you head down and get the extra yard or two?

I would love to stay out of bounds, but film would say otherwise. I definitely am going for the gusto. Like, I don't even care. I've gotten hit several times, like right at the end. And they're like, you should have just stepped out. And I'm like, yeah, no, I was like three yards away. No. No.

Yeah. That probably was the concussion, the first concussion I had. How hard are you hitting in this league? I mean, do women get carted off the field sometimes? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've had a couple concussions. I mean, I'm 100% on board of women's tackle football because I believe there's no reason women shouldn't get to experience CTE also.

Is there a CTE crisis in your league, or are you guys even allowed to talk about it? No, it's not a crisis, but we do. they started a new protocol this last year where we had to download an app and do all these tests through the app. If you can download an app, you don't have a concussion.

Well, I'm like before. That's a good test. So people are, I mean, you're blowing people up in this league. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've seen some of your stiff arms, some of some highlight reasons. Now, is it safe to say

that your league is safer due to the poor fundamentals of some of these girls' tackling ability. Because I've watched you juke people and literally I've watched them just fall down. Yeah. These women are coming in playing at 30 years old, you know? Like, boys start playing football at 5. You know, so there's a longer period of time of, like, setting that foundation, you know, like up for them. And so you're coming in at 30, 31, learning a sport that you've never played before.

Yeah, it takes time to develop. If you saw some highlights from a couple seasons ago, you'd be like, that's not the same player. I was not good. I was missing tackles, yeah, like, just because you're just learning, you know, how to play the game. Are you good enough to be in the Olympics flag football? I haven't played flag, so I can't say that.

Are you interested? No. Oh, but it's in Los Angeles. It is. Hold on now. I'm starting to disagree with everything you're saying. But I wouldn't train an athlete. Okay, that is down the road.

and forever. That can be today and forever. Yeah. But getting you in the Olympics. Yeah. Oh, this is great. And finally, somebody from Bakersfield. Are you a good sport on the field or do you get hate? I am. You get hate in the heart at all? No. I'm a really good sport. What about vengeful? Do you just like blow somebody up?

No, actually. What about when, do you get hurt? I do sometimes. Like, what I mean by that is like if you hit me, like, I'll go, how? Like, do you ever cry? No. No. No.

I don't cry. But I do get hit hard and sometimes, like, injured, kind of. But for me, it's just fuel. Like, okay, that was a good one. Next, next play is on. Your wire different. That's all it is. Because I've watched it.

You know, I can come to tears pretty quickly. Like, if I'm just, like, watching TV and out of nowhere, my son just run and jumps on my stomach. Yeah. Like, sometimes I'll, I'll cry and I'll cry and I'll, almost like, I'm like, I'll look at my hand, I'll ball up a fist, like I'm gonna punch him. I've never punched him. But one time I threw, one time I threw him across the room. But that's because he bit me in the small of the back as a young child. And my instinct was just to get whatever that was off of me. You know, I flung him a bit. My wife saw it. She, you know,

she didn't report it. Do you get trash talk or no? I don't. I'm a very, like, I play very clean and very fair. One, because I really don't like to see people get hurt. I've been hurt so I know what that feels like. So I don't want to hurt anybody. But I know that I'm strong and I know that I'm fast and I know that I will make an impact. So I just leave it up to that. Talk about the money in female professional football. It's labeled as a professional sport, but you don't get paid. Yeah. What do you think you spend to play a full season? For someone's rookie season, you're probably spending

close to a couple grand. Why do you have to spend more when you're... Oh, you're about just the investment into it? Yeah, and the equipment. Okay. Because you don't... You've never had a helmet, pads. You have to buy your own helmet.

Now, we have sponsorship, so we get discounts, but yeah, we're still responsible. Now, some people would say that this is a crime, and other people would be like, well, they're not making, you know, they're not drawing a lot of... of revenue so it's not but like I look at every week down the street there's a park and these old dudes and by old I mean anywhere from 20 to 50 they play ultimate frisbee yeah and it's just

the dumbest thing in the world and they and they you know they have their jerseys and they're competitive and they're you know they count when one person has to throw I don't know if you know to play Ultimate Frisbee. It's dumb. Okay. It's a white people thing. It's stupid. Like, there's, I think it's a white people thing.

I don't play Ultimper's Tyssey. Well, that doesn't mean that it's not, but you don't see a lot of women and you don't see a lot of people of color playing. That's my observation. Now, I've never played either. But, you know, they have to one, two, you have to throw it before they get to five. Oh, okay. It's just done. It's basically like football.

You have to get the Frisbee over the end zone. My point. is nobody's paying these idiots and they're always getting hurt and no one's watching it so it's like i i'm like okay well this is your outlet this is something this is a much more organized fun version yeah of what these douchebags are doing does anybody get paid all volunteer the owner pays for like the coaches to travel and things like that but yeah it's volunteer if you get hurt during the season in a game or practice are you on the hook for all the medical Yes

They don't cover anything You sign your life away basically Basically Are you allowed to date Players or coaches I don't think you can date Like while you're in season Or like if you guys were together before

You have to let them know That makes no sense to me Makes no sense to me Well if you're not paint First of all I I've never understood Anything where you're not allowed Date people that you work with

Yeah Now that maybe because I broke that agreement at my job every chance i had um but in general i just think that's a like you hear like football players in the NFL can't date the cheerleaders and then i used to hear stories of troy achman just banging all the Dallas cowboy cheerleaders and they all would have to like get they would get let go every week once they found out that they had hooked up with them they would get let go yeah oh they're not going to fire the star quarterback that's craving they let Troy Aikman go.

Why not? You think the cheerleader should have stayed and you get rid of Troy Akeman. That's crazy. He won two Super Bowls form, didn't he? He's the problem. No? Okay. By the way, some people do watch your games.

You have spectators. Yeah, we do. It's played at a high school? Yeah, we... Oh, gosh. Warren High. Warren High. Warren High.

San Diego Chargers used to play to high school when they first started as an NFL team, but now I think they've graduated. By the way, your games are available to watch on Victory Plus. You know where you can't watch games? You can't watch any of those dumb guys playing Frisbee down the street, counting in each other's faces. Oh, I would say way above that. How many games you play as a season? You guys made it to the finals last year?

The playoffs. The playoffs? Okay. And that was the first time the L.A. team has made it to the playoffs. Yes. There are some different rules. For instance, the extra point can be in increments of one, two, or three depending on how far away you kick it. Yes.

Okay. Yeah. Then the thing that I, instead of a pick six, you guys have a pick nine. That just changed this last season, yep. Okay. Mm-hmm. It makes it more competitive for sure. Well, yeah, you pick somebody off and take it to the house.

Yeah. Nine points. Do you also get to kick an extra point after that? No. You don't. No. I was going to say, because we could tackle onto 12 points. Yeah.

No, I don't think so. Yeah. At some point, does a basketball goal from 50 feet high come down? And if you make it into that, you get extra. All right. Now, that's silly. But the pick nine that really punishes other teams for having a shitty quarterback. Yep.

That would single-handedly end Kurt Cousins' NFL career if the NFL had. Oh, he had such a bad season. No, it's no good. Do you guys get penalized if you take your helmet off on the field? If it comes off on the field, we have to take a playoff. Oh, you do? So that's like college football. Are girls wearing makeup on the field?

Some, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's injured. What about jewelry? Some, yes. Like, chains and stuff. I usually have my.

A lot of players wear chains. I've never understood that, but then players try to pull. What about hair pulling? Oh, yeah, that happened to me last year. Are they allowed to? Yep, it's part of uniform. I mean, if you're trying to tackle somebody like me, I understand. Do you put in a braid?

Do you tuck it into your jersey? Usually I would tuck it, but the last couple games, I didn't. I let it just flow, and they definitely pulled me down. They went for it. It's weird because a horse collar tackle, is such an illegal move, but yanking somebody by their hair is not. Yeah, that's interesting to me.

What about celebrations? Are you allowed to do anything you want celebrating-wise? Yeah, we can. How about this? How about one of you guys get in the end zone, okay? And pretend you're giving birth and then have the football come out and then have somebody pick up the football, rock it,

and then have somebody else grab it and spike it. And then everybody goes, oh, no, and then people start protesting. What are you doing? And then you start screaming, my body, my choice. It's just, I don't know. It's pretty fun. It's a pretty fun. It's a celebration.

The first part I was like, okay, cool. It was the spike. You lost me at the spike. I didn't think it through. Fair. How many people are on your team? This season, I think we had like 33 on the roster. Are there tryouts?

There are. And do people not make the team? Yeah. When are the tryouts? So this year's trouts, I think, are October 18th. October 18th. Yeah. Let's get some people to come out there.

I don't think my wife should do it. She has a bleeding disorder, and she's, well, and she's pretty small, not very strong, and I wouldn't consider her athletic, and I'm certain that she would cry on the first physical contact, let alone if there was any emotional confrontations. She also hates football, doesn't like to watch it or hates that I watch it. Please don't suggest that she goes. Listen, I've dated people that love football And I've dated people that don't like football I'll be honest with you my preference is that you don't like it Yeah

Yeah So you can watch it by yourself I enjoy it got it But I've never played Like I've played I have one memory of like a highlight reel Where I did something good with the football Do you guys have male cheerleaders?

We don't We don't have any cheerleaders actually Okay Yeah we probably need so Would you be interested Yeah That could be something That would be something

You know, there's one male cheerleader right now in Minneapolis, the Vikings have a male jail. And a lot of people give them a group. But I couldn't be happier because normally I find the cheerleader is just a horrible distraction. But now when there's a male out there dancing, at least I start laughing. I'm like, oh, look at this guy. He's really good. I saw him before. Sure.

I mean, really, if you can learn the moves, who cares, I say. Have Republicans made standing for the national anthem or transgender athletes an issue for the league yet no well when they do that's what you'll know you've made it when that when that becomes so we want those problems yes once that becomes a talking point are you addicted to pain pills no what's it feel like after a game where it was pretty physical does it it hurts yes what do you do to recover uh like ice bath do you really do i Ice baths? Not often, but I do do them. They're cold, aren't they?

They're extremely cold. I hate ice baths. I've never done one technically, but I've done polar plunges in cold freezing water up north, but that's it. Those are terrible, too. Yeah, but I don't stay in them for, like, I jump in and jump out. People stay in them for like 15 minutes. Oh, yeah, no. I have like a 30 second max, and then I'm like, get me out of here. And that helps the healing for real? It does. And just movement. A lot of people don't move, but I move. I'll probably go work out the next day. And then I feel better.

Do you like to run? No. Ah. You ever ran a marathon or anything? A half marathon. That's not really a marathon, is it? Nope. Okay. The locker room. Talk about the smells.

Who? There's a lot of them. Are female football players just as vulgar as male football players? Vulgar, absolutely. Okay, so you guys are saying horrible things. Yeah. Do you think a woman will ever make it into the NFL? I don't think that that's going to happen.

I don't. I mean, yeah, I have no idea. I think it would be fun if they made it mandatory that women return punts. Return punts. Yeah. I would say maybe kick. See, but the kicking is always, I'm always like, okay, well, then if they make it in the league, everybody's like, yeah, it was a kick or some fluke chick that could kick like crazy. Yeah.

I know they were talking about in the NFL for a while there, the special teams was only played by people on the spectrum. But I don't know if it, I don't know if they, I think, I think they wanted, were they were, were they toying with that or no. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh my gosh. No, no. That's not, that's not jazzy.

That's not true. You learn some new every day. Wouldn't mind you walking around telling people that though. Feel free to spread that rumor. I'm not going to do that thing where I ask if you think you could play against an NFL team and do well. We know that's not a reality. But what about the Cleveland Browns?

Maybe. Will anybody be able to stop Texas Elite Spartans this season? Next season, I hope to, yes. It was actually our first year playing them this year. So we had never played like any of the East Coast or the South team.

So that was a nice experience. Where do you guys travel? It just depends. So this last season, we went to Seattle, San Diego, and... Was it Utah? Utah came to us. The Utah has a team. They do.

Are they called the sister wives? No, the Falcons. Oh, my fault. Poor research over here. They're actually really nice. Well, of course they're nice. They're trying to recruit you. stay away did you ever consider the lingerie league uh no is it still around it's not but we have

actually a couple players on our team that came from that league did they age out no they're actually really good still okay do they ever forget which uniform to wear and come to come to practice dressed all slutty and you're like whoa whoa no that's good do you think w nba players should get paid more. Yes. I do too. I mean, now they're making money. Now you say, oh, but they used to lose tons of money and the league wrote it off. But I say, why are today's players being punished for poor numbers? You know, the NBA players today don't get punished for salaries back when there was a peach basket. I don't know how basketball started, but I think that's the story. I think there was a basket involved.

What do you do for living to offset the football career? I own a training facility. I'm a sports performance trainer and a personal trainer for the general population. Do you force your teammates to train with you? Forced is a stretch. Well, you know what I'm saying. Manipulate it. I mean.

Cut them a little deal, but let me. I do give them a deal if they decide to train with me. But yeah, I mean, they see the benefit. I train the number two running back in the league right under me. Oh, wow. You know, there's something that you don't give them, you don't give her all. I do. Well, then why not make her the number one?

Because I'm the teacher. Get her up. Someday the student will become the teacher. Absolutely. Not last year. But maybe this even. You're a beast in the gym. Are dudes intimidated by you?

I think so. Do they ever try to correct your form? Some. Are you serious? Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. And then they follow me on Instagram.

They're like, oh, she does this for a living. Never mind. We should train some time. I've never even asked this question. What's it cost to hire a personal trainer? It ranges. Well, quote me a high end and a low end. A high end would be like maybe $120 an hour.

Okay. Do I have to go there or do they come to my place? That depends. 120 would be for the hour and then people might charge you for like a travel fee. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. If you were training an individual person, how often?

Do they need to work out or do this and how many times a week? I'm going to say minimum three. Okay, minimum three. I love the words minimum. Yeah, minimum three. And then I would say max like five. You need rest. You need like rest days.

And then how long each time you work out? One hour? Yeah. That's it? Yeah. About 45 minutes to an hour. You can get a lot done in 45 minutes. Well, sure.

Listen, if I worked hard every day for 45 minutes, my career would be so much further than it currently is. You see how small this place is? It's cute. Do you prefer to train men or women, or do you not care? I don't care. Yeah, but who do you prefer? Men don't complain as much. Okay. That's a fair thing. Yeah, they don't complain as much. What about results? Who's easier to get results with? Probably men as well, just because the variables are different. What kind of results are women coming in for? A lot of them, like, just want to get skinnier until I educate them, that that's not what we're going for. We want them to build muscle and we want them to get stronger.

And then when they start seeing those things, then they're sold. And they're like, yeah, I want to be a buff mommy. And I'm like, yeah. I've always wanted to get ripped. I've always been a very skinny person. I refuse to work out. And I also refuse to eat right. Oh, well.

Okay. Okay. But I like to, I'm active. That's a start. That's the only upside. Okay. I just want to do steroids and achieve the results. Will that happen or no?

I mean, if you choose to do steroids, yeah. Even if I don't, but do I have to work out still. See, that's the problem. I feel like you have to do steroids you need to work out. I've never done, I'm 50 years old. You have to understand. I'm 50. I shouldn't start now.

You look good. Thank you. Just saying. Jazzy. Jazzie gets a win right there. Don't do steroids, though. All right. I'm not going to do steroids.

I'm not because I've waited this long, so... Yeah. I just want to have like a good body once in my life. But I see athletes do it all... Or, you know, people or actors do it all the time that transform their body. But I'm always at home making fun of them, so I don't want to be the person...

You don't want to be that person. No one will even care, honestly. I know. You know who will care? There's one person that will care. Who? My wife, and she'll love it. Well? I should do it for her, but I don't want her to get what she wants.

Whoa. That's terrible. I know. Well, whatever. You think she has the exact body that I want? Who's ringing? That's me? That's you.

Jazzy's ringing. Hold on. This could be an agent. You don't have to apologize. Oh, you're getting traded. You're off to Texas. Oh, Jazzy's going to Texas. Answer the phone.

You're going to Texas. Oh, my God. No. Are there trades in your league? It is a teammate, though. Do you guys have a cool thing that you put your hands in and say, like, oh, fuck them up? We do. We have a chant.

Don't ask me what it is because I don't know. You don't know your chance? Well, because they just created it like right before one of our games. I don't know. I don't know it. It's cute, though. I have an idea to make this league profitable right now. Okay.

Taylor Swift buys the line. buys the league. Okay. Hear me out. Then every concert that she does, it's you guys play the first half of the game before her concert as the opening act. Then she's the halftime, which is a two-hour performance. And then you guys play the second half at the end.

That's like a five-hour event. Oh, I know. Oh, but we get some eyeballs on it. We get some eyeballs on it. Anything with Taylor Swift, we would. Oh, that'd be nice. Would you want to own? your football team? No. Okay. Absolutely not. You don't think there's any

upside like this could take off in years to come? Yeah, I think it could. I just don't want to own a team. Mm-mm. Should I get into that? Is that an interesting field? Yes. Yes, actually. I don't know. I don't know. I think so. As an owner, you know what I would fight for right away? I would have a hard-knock season produced around the team. Yes. I think that would be, And I don't care if somebody steals this idea. Do it for the team. Do it for the girls, I say. That would be just as interesting and compelling to watch female athletes in full-contact football.

And get Liv Shriver. He'll do it. Isn't you a good guy? This season on Hard Knocks, the legends face their toughest opponent yet, Las Vegas. But as physical as the Silver Stars are, they are no match for legends running back Jasmine Gamble, who proves to be unstoppable. Everyone's on the show gets a gift. It's just stuff that I find around my house that I don't want anymore. Okay.

Okay. Now, for your gift, the first thing that I'm giving you is my Miami Dolphins jersey. Okay? Because I want you to consider cheering for the dolphins in the future. Okay, me as a backup team to your lions. Okay. There you go. But that's the Tosh jersey.

Oh, yay. That's nice. I love it. then this company throw that on the floor i do not like stuff on my desk okay jazz this is mando they sent me a bunch of stuff it's deodorants and wipes and you're supposed to put it all over your body oh my god they're good i have loomy okay well well now you have mando got it uh i don't like here's mando listen if you want to pay me to plug this shit i'll do it properly all right there's a bunch of wipes you give that to somebody thank you they sponsored us last week they oh they sponsored us okay mando thank you for

We're sponsoring us. And thank you for, you give it. Hold, I got it our gift. Carl, stay here, buddy. Oh, I don't think I can get this on my desk. Oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. Now, you're saying yourself.

I was like, that's not going to fit in my Tesla. Okay. It comes with weights to the back of the seat. It's that one. Hold on. This is the mat that it comes with, it's a peloton. Oh. Okay.

Hold on. What are these? These are not probably going to fit you, but you give them to somebody. These are the shoes that it came with. Okay. Oh, these are so big. Well, yeah, I know, but they were for me. Oh, okay.

Hold on. This is, uh, this is, uh, this is, uh, earbuts. You don't want that. There's some earbuds going. Don't put that in your ear without cleaning it, all right? Oh, no. Okay. I'm just telling it.

Here's more shoes. Okay. Here's the thing with this Peloton. Okay. I've already told you that my workout, uh, routine is, is non-existent. My brother and his wife bought this for me to put in my house in Tahoe. I don't want it. Okay.

Okay. But they bought it for us as a gift because she likes to use the peloton. So when she would come visit, there would be a peloton there. My wife hates it. She doesn't like it. Now we have to have a membership. Right. And my wife doesn't know to do things.

So now it's never canceled. I'm positive if you plug that in, you're going to get a free membership because my wife is still churning this thing out we've we've never used we've used it probably three times and it's sat in our house for two years maybe four years i don't know how long it's but it's it's been used two or three times uh i don't know you put it in your studio somewhere somebody we'll get it brought over to your place don't you worry about it but you're gonna have to get all this get this off my there's so much stuff okay yeah the shoes i don't know you give those to a client that wears a 12 okay you got any clients right now

now that are wearing 12s? I bet you do. Maybe one. Hey, you became a Lions fan while watching their season of Hard Knocks. Now, so would you say that that's your favorite team in the NFL? I enjoy seeing them play. I do too now.

Yeah, now, exactly. But you had to suffer through like 100 years of them being awful. The problem with Hard Knocks is whoever they profile, you kind of like them. They do such a good job of making the teams likable. Agreed. Also, I like their coach. Dan Campbell is great.

You want to know where he got his first head coaching job? Miami. Oh. The Dolphins made him an interim head coach for a while. So we gave him the platform to become a head coach. So you like him? I didn't think he was right. Okay.

He's done well in Detroit. But I'm not into a coach that is like doing up downs with the players. Okay. But see, I like that. Sure. Because you can showcase your talent too and you're yelling at us telling us what to do and you can do it yourself. No.

I like our current head coach who can't do anything. He's just an Ivy League nerd. He's like, don't worry. Oh, he's done. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's more of my style. The peak years for an NFL running back are anything before the age of 28.

Oh, well. Do you, are you worried about how long you're going to go? I'm hoping that this is my last season. Okay. Last season was supposed to be my last season, but it went so well. You don't know how to hang it up. I mean, I got like sponsorships, and so it was kind of like, that's crazy to not play another year. Good for you.

All right. Well, then I wish you, I just hope that it's a good year. Yes. A safe year. Yeah. I heard you're sponsored by an energy drink. Yeah. Go ahead and give them a free plug in that camera.

Hey, check out Octane Energy. My code is Jazz, J-A-Z-0-9. Look at that. She's got a code. That wasn't even rehearsed. No, she didn't even know that was coming. Look at her. What's your prediction for this year's season of your team?

Do you guys think you're going to go undefeated? I'd hope. Sure, we'd all hope. You think you're going to be better this year or worse this year? I think we're going to be better this year for sure. Is that definite? Do you have a new head coach? We do.

We have a completely new coaching staff. How many people are coaching the team? I think six. Oh, wow. Five or six. That's an actual staff. Yeah. Each position has a coach, and that's something we've never had before.

What's your goals for this season on the field? You know, I'm shooting for 150, 200 yards, the game. Oh, wow. Pretty. I mean, some of the games I got really close. So, I mean, I left the season at 549 yards. The goal is a thousand. What new sport will you try when you're in your 40s? Good question. I think I'm going to go back and play volleyball. I love volleyball. Me too. I love watching volleyball. A lot of people like watching volleyball. It hurts. It hurts when you hit it. So I don't like that. Okay. So you've never enjoyed that. No, no, I don't want to play. And the beach volleyball is too much work. It's hard. That's so hard. That's too much.

court to cover. Way too much in the sand. I don't know why they do that either. Some sports I don't understand. I know people probably think the same thing about women playing football. Well, that's just, it's the same sport. It's just a different gender playing, so that doesn't seem hard to wrap your head around. But a lot of people don't know.

So I'm glad that you had me on here so people can know that we do play. All right, Jazzy. All the best. Thank you for being on the show. Thank you so much for having me. Thank you. I want to thank Jazz for being on the show, and I hope that she becomes the 2025-20206 MVP. You're here.

Okay. By the way, lugging that peloton here was horrible. Pete came over, and he helped me load it up in the Rivian. Pete's driving a Subaru, okay? Like Tosh Point O Days. But then he's like, he drove the peloton up here in my truck, and he's, he's, He's like, when you're ready, because I wasn't dressed yet, he's like, just meet me up at the studio. So I jump into his Subaru, which used to be my old Subaru.

Anyway, we've talked about this before, Pete being ashamed of his heritage. You get into his Subaru, just a good Jewish boy, what is he listening to? He listens to Christian gospel music. I took a photo. Wait, I'm confused. It's so bizarre. I don't know what he's doing. I don't know why he's appropriating

my culture. This was the song that was on when I got in his car. It was God be the glory by We Are the Messengers. What's happening? What? On a CD? He just playing this? He listens to terrestrial radio

because he's all LifeHack Pete doesn't ever pay for anything extra which goes back to his I mean it could so he's listening to fm radio he finds a channel that plays gospel music and he listens to it and not ironically and then he says it's because it makes him feel it's so positive and uplifting but it's not i don't get it why do you listen to it pete uplifting i mean the hymnals are just like no no

it's christian rock it feels it's not rock it's not christian rock it is straight gospel music That is, it is like church, just Sunday church music. Must have changed the station. I don't, I didn't touch a pre. How many presets do you have of gospel rock? He doesn't. Yes, too. I always think that it's just a bit.

And then it's like always on. And I'm like, this is so nuts. Do a shout out for K-love, 100.3. Caleb, 100.3. The fact that he knows their. He's going to get some free swag. Oh, yeah. K-Love 100.3.

We're listening to you, whether we want to or not. Pete shoving his Christian Jewish views down our throats. It's a confusing view. Old Testament, still the Old Testament. Those songs are New Testament. Let's be clear. Our God is an awesome. God he reigns.

Anyway, speaking of plugs, the Toshoshoshostore.com. We've got some tours coming up, Eddie's tour, my tour. I'm doing Vegas. Monterey, Santa Cruz, San Francisco I'm going back to San Francisco one of my favorite cities if not my favorite city to perform it I did my first hour special in San Francisco

that's not true I did my first hour special in Orange County I did my second in San Francisco I love that place all I do when I'm there anyways I just spend time walking around the wharf with my bread bowl of chowder and then I jump on the trolley

and I just start trying to sing the riceroni jingle. That's all he does, dude. It's crazy. That's all I do. Then I go get my fixed wheel bike, and I just practice catwalking, you know? What else don't do that? You like to get the Alcatraz?

I walk around with my Dodgers cap on and just go, let's go Dodgers, and see if I get people to start the chant, and then I get it out of my kayak and just try to go catch some fly balls. Well, that's it for those plugs. come see me in San Francisco Amanda

my wife's cousin still looking for her to find love put the phone number up let people call in some of the calls are getting better we're starting to get some serious contenders you got any for me to listen to today Eddie quarters yeah here we go okay is this the free wife line

I was calling for free wife I won't bother you on vacation or talk to you at all really We'll just go for free. Thanks. Are these the people that are listening to this show? That guy just said, I'm calling for the free wife. Is this the free wife line?

And she's not a free wife, guys. I've said she's into horses. That's the furthest thing away from free. She's going to cost you an arm and a leg. Four. Four. Uh, I mean, is that guy, do we, let that guy have a chance i don't think so that's not the right energy

you gotta bring some more energy yeah you gotta make me want to to find out who you are i can tell a lot from a voicemail when's the last name you left a voicemail oh wow i certainly won't leave a voicemail sometimes i'll sing for like two minutes oh you sing just to really make it horrible why don't sing on mine because i'm not listening i just i just delete it and call you back you're not going to listen to the song no I don't listen to people leaving my voice, but I can see that they called. That's all the information I need. Unless you're letting me know that I've got some outstanding tax debt that I need to pay,

rarely will I call back quickly with all the information you need. You will give it up. Oh, I'll give everything up. Remember that time you tricked Laifin to giving you all his personal information on the phone? Yeah, but it works because he was expecting a call from the IRS. So we're in the meeting and I just kept calling. I put my thing to secret. that's a i don't like justifying it i like to but you call him he picks it up right away and we'd

leave we should call layf right now and see if he can if let's see if you can get laf to give you a social security number right now on air yeah we'll do that some other time not today today i'm bored let's get out of here uh see you next week