Tosh Show - My Car Wash Guy - Buzz Cadenhead

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Daniel waxes nostalgic with car wash owner Buzz Cadenhead about growing up in Malibu, working at a recording studio, and building a boutique car wash empire.See omnystudio.com/listener for p...rivacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:11 Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Is washing cars good training for karate? Yes. Tosh Show. Tosh Show. Tosh Show. Hey everybody, welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. Let's get going. KLF.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Boop boop. Boop boop. KLF is going to rock you. Eddie and I know the same song. We do. KLF. Patience will groove you. I don't know what they say there. I just said patience will groove you.
Starting point is 00:02:57 That's what I thought, that's fine for me. I don't know what it is. Good enough. Hey, are they American? What, who was that? Thought they were like maybe. I thought it was German But it's a guy rapping on it, right?
Starting point is 00:03:13 British electronic band Caleb is gonna rock you British electronic. Oh, it's interesting. Well, man Eddie Oh, holy cow. I tell you what I'm surprised. I'm here today. Whoa, what happened to me this weekend stripped me of my confidence Okay, I'm standing in line at a restaurant zinc a I'll say it I go there every week anyway You place your order at the counter imagine if a Panera bread was super fancy and cost 50 times more. That's, that's, that's what Zinke is.
Starting point is 00:03:51 All right. Anyway, my family and I are there. So this guy's in front of me. He's got a dog with him. Not on a leash. I don't love that. I don't, I mean, I get it. You're cool.
Starting point is 00:04:02 You know, your dog's in the restaurant. Well behaved. And it's not on a leash, but I got, I get it. You're cool. You know, your dog's in the restaurant. Well behaved. And it's not on a leash. But I got, I got a little kid and, and it's, you know, he's, he's great with kids. Well, guess what? My kid's not great with dogs. I've watched my kid go up to Carl and just fucking three stooge him right in the eyes. So it's like, you know, and then the dog snaps at me.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Well, maybe if that dog wasn't in the restaurant without a leash on. And that's not even the issue here. Okay. It has nothing to do with the story. A food delivery guy, you know, they always come into these restaurants and there's bags lined up to deliver for somebody. He just comes in, he grabs a bag, he stops and he just looks at me. And I'm like, oh man, this guy looks at me.
Starting point is 00:04:44 He recognizes me He's he's a big fan and he says to the guy in front of me. Hey Sorry to bother you. Can I get a picture with you? And I'm like what in the fuck is going on? This who is this guy in front of me? And this guy wants a wants a photo it hands me this phone I'm taking photos I turned I switched the guy took a couple but I switched it and took one of my face Just so he gets home. He's like, holy shit. I
Starting point is 00:05:15 Can't believe I had Daniel Tosh take my photo. Oh, that's so good. No, I don't know. He didn't recognize me whatever Soon as he walks away. I say to my wife, Who's this guy? Who's this guy? And she does a little digging and figures it out. He's a guy from some vampire show. Vampire Diaries. I don't know. I was just baffled by the whole thing. I'm just like, well, fucking Door You're not you're not fans of mine Well, guess what if door dash isn't gonna show me love? Who breeds it is? What do you think about that? That's pretty good. Yeah, and with that promo code Do we have a promo code? Come over eats do the right thing get a promo code with Tosh in it or something whatever. Hey
Starting point is 00:06:05 Eddie you wash your car. I do you wash your own car. I take it to yeah I know you take it to a place you know the one place I use the wand in there you use the high-pressure wand. Yeah, I'm that I never like because it's I'm like Oh, I'm trying to quickly go through the cycles, right? There's too many cycles to choose from I usually if I go use the wand I do three things. I do the high-pressure Rinse then I do soap and then I go right back to high-pressure rinse. Yeah the end that's my technique, too Okay, but I don't ever do that. I do that. I do that in Tahoe
Starting point is 00:06:40 At the end of the season, but for the most part My cars I have them washed how often you wash your car every six weeks. Oh geez I Bet it's I bet you're lying. I bet it's I bet it's longer. I bet you go longer And you think it's ten could be ten. Can we go to months at this point? I mean, we're gonna have to stick it weeks. You're thinking you're washing yours every two months, basically, huh? I wash mine a lot more. I love a clean car. You know who never washes their car Pete. It's disgusting His and he's like, oh I got a tree that like fucking apparently he has a diarrhea tree Cuz his car diarrhea tree. Yeah. Yeah, he's always like all this stuff drips from this tree. I'm like, yeah diarrhea
Starting point is 00:07:23 It's disgusting. I like to I love I like to have my car wash if I could have it washed every week I would but I usually wait I usually go every other week Now the person that washes my car comes to the house washes the car, but then recently he opened a new location He's like I got a brick-and-mortar store and'm like, I know, I've seen it. It looks beautiful. He's like, well, it's going to be great for you. It's so much, it's so convenient. You can just bring your car here. I'm like, that's not convenient. Convenient is you getting buzzed into my house.
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Starting point is 00:09:19 So I kind of never really had a place to fit in, but that's exactly how and why I fit. I just embraced that. Like, yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners. That's why I'm here now, because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me. Listen to math and magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Starting point is 00:10:43 brain. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the MeatEater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and bestselling author and meat eater founder Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here.
Starting point is 00:11:27 And I'll say, it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. My guest today is the owner of the hottest car wash in Malibu.
Starting point is 00:12:01 He can confirm that stars are just like us, meaning their children litter the backseat with disgusting yogis, albeit in much fancier cars. It's car detailer for the rich and famous, Buzz. Hi guys, how's it going? Thank you for being here. By the way, some of your guys, this is not how I wanted to start this at all, who are the Eastern European guys? We have a crew of Ukrainians that came over during the war. Okay. And they basically fled with their cash and bailed on everything they had in Russia
Starting point is 00:12:31 and gave them a very hard working and they're like the hardest working, smartest workers we got. But then they graduated from BuzzWax and they opened up their own used car lot and smog station and. Well, here's my take on them. I'm terrified. I'm scared too. I'm like, yeah, okay's my take on them. I'm terrified.
Starting point is 00:12:45 I'm scared too. I'm like, yeah, okay, watch the car, good job, thanks. Don't yell at me. They come out and I'm like, for a while there, Buzz, you were sending guys to my house and that was great. And they would wash my car. And I'd be like, oh, today you're gonna be doing four. And he would just like, look at me and no, two.
Starting point is 00:13:04 And I'm like, okay, I guess today you're doing two. And then I would just leave. I just walk away because I was scared. They're serious people. Oh, I know. And they take their jobs very, very serious and they're like, that's not good enough. We gotta redo it.
Starting point is 00:13:18 I'm like, okay. You have 15 minutes to get done though because they're done playing golf in five. Do you believe in ghosts? Yeah, I do. I think Point doom is pretty ghosty. Yeah. Yeah So there's there's certain areas that are higher concentration There's a burial site right above like right below where Paradise Cove and the Canyon meet and there's a picture at the UCLA where they're
Starting point is 00:13:43 Excavating the the dig site of basically a couple that were buried Chumash Indians. And this is the 1970s. So who knows? Oh, man. How old are you? 42. Are you too old to still be called Buzz? No, never. I'm too old to be called Buzzy. Which was your original nickname? First name was Buzzy as a kid growing up.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Well, your name's John. My real name is John. As a kid, it was Buzzy. Which was your original nickname? First name was Buzzy as a kid growing up. Well, your name's John. My real name is John. As a kid, it was Buzzy. I was too hyper. My mom would call me Buzzy the Bee, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then around 15, 14, 15, I'm like, I didn't even start dating girls.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I got to drop the Y and cut my hair and go by Buzz. Even my new wife, my new wife, my only wife, wants to call me Buzzy, when we first started dating, I'm like, you don't call me Buzzy. I'm sorry, you can just call me Buzz, please. That's the name. I'm surprised she didn't think Buzzy was like a deal breaker. She was like, OK with it.
Starting point is 00:14:34 She was totally fine with it. I love it. It almost seems like your mom was trying to give you like a nickname to be a bully. Were you a fighter growing up? No, not at all. I had five sisters growing up. Oh, that's a good person. And one sister who her and her friend would bully me.
Starting point is 00:14:49 Explain to people who think that Malibu is all mansions and movie stars what it's like growing up here as a little kid. So growing up in Malibu as a little kid was great. You know, if you have five acres between houses you can do a lot of stuff. So we had dirt bikes and horses and pelicans and we just caused reckless. I still think it is if you're nine, if you're between the age of five to 13 it's the coolest place to live. You can surf, you can do whatever you want and it's kind of it's pretty safe I would say in terms of kids. When did you move to Palm Springs? I moved to Palm Springs when I was 10. We moved out there and we had 15 acres in front of 500 acres.
Starting point is 00:15:25 So there we had full freedom. And it was right in the city of Palm Springs. Still have dirt bikes and horses? And Jeeps. Oh man. It was pretty fun. But it was far, like we couldn't go into town. I couldn't walk to town and get a smoothie or something.
Starting point is 00:15:40 I had to like hitchhike or skateboard or ride my dirt bike. Did you hitchhike back then? Oh yeah. 12 years old hitchhike or skateboard or ride my dirt bike. Did you hitchhike back then? Oh, yeah. 12 years old hitchhiking? Yeah. Super sketch. Well, you know, hitchhiking, it's still a thing in ski towns. Ski towns, I always see kids still hitchhiking like normal,
Starting point is 00:15:56 like going to work at the mountains. But anyway, you survived that. Do you ever get in bad dirt bike accidents? I got hit by a car once. So right here in Malibu Park area. Uh huh. Checking the mail, did a U-turn. I didn't see a car. The car T-boned me. And I didn't know. And then I stood up and walked on my leg. And I thought my leg like shattered. And that was pretty scary.
Starting point is 00:16:16 After that... Was it your fault? I mean, technically. Were you old enough to be on a bike? No, I was 10. I was like 10 year old kid.old kid doing wheelies on a quad. Was the guy scared? Was it somebody else? Yeah, he was a local guy. I think he still lives there, actually. Oh, OK.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And I think he was leaving the doom room at like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. So the doom room, if you've been there for a long time, is an old bar. And it was basically the local drunks. OK. So this guy was hammered and fucking T-boned me. And they were freaked out. And then my neighbor friend was hammered and fucking t-boned me. And they were like
Starting point is 00:16:45 freaked out. And then my neighbor friend's like, Oh man, are you okay? What happened? Pipe my finger if it hurts. So I like, get the guy's finger almost off. Jesus. And then my mom comes down. So I'm sitting there like broken leg, my legs totally smashed, broken in three places. I'm freaking out. My mom comes down like slaps me three times. She's like, snap out of it. It's not that bad. I'm like my legs gone It's not that bad. What was it shattered? It was shattered. Yeah. Yeah, full blown. Did you go to college? No, I tried Every like year I've written role in Santa Monica College and do like the UCLA program to get to UCLA halfway through I'll be like
Starting point is 00:17:23 the UCLA program to get to UCLA. Halfway through, I'd be like, I'm gonna make some eggs and sleep in and maybe I'll figure this out later. I mean, you're just a country boy at heart. Full of love and country more. You still ride horses? When I can, yeah, sure. Why are girls that like horses?
Starting point is 00:17:35 Why are they off? A little off. They're so crazy. They're absolutely mental. If you're a woman and you have horses, you basically don't like anybody else. I mean from your lips. Controlling a two-ton animal. That's a control thing.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Hey, what did you do with this recording studio that you and your dad built? We had a studio in Malibu for like basically five years. Were you a musician? No, never. I've always tried to, you know, be behind the desk. You know, being a musician, I don't have the skill set, I can't play guitar. So the studio was really cool. It was a 500-seat recording studio in Malibu, built along the concept of recording live.
Starting point is 00:18:11 So if you have a band that plays, and when they track a record at home or wherever in a studio, it's very like this, a wall, microphones, cables everywhere, guys. When they do it live, there's a feeling to it, capture that feeling. So we built the studio in order to do that and opened in 2006, I think, maybe seven,
Starting point is 00:18:33 and started doing shows with really fun artists. Did you guys fund this project yourself? This is a huge... Yeah, it was fun. It was owned by... The building was owned by a church. And the church built the studio, and then we rented the space from the church. And the church built the studio
Starting point is 00:18:45 and then we rented the space from the church. And the building is still there. Yeah, at Malibu City Hall. So in City Hall, we recorded albums with Weezer, the full album from the Red Album, Pink's Funhouse album, Sting's Winter album, thing with Howard Zinn and Bob Dylan. Why did it fall apart with all those names recording there?
Starting point is 00:19:05 Because the music business doesn't make any money. It's hard to make money in the music business unless you have a drug cartel basically paying for the studio time. You know, the equipment alone is 600,000. I mean, it's just, it costs. But I thought you offset that in a genius way by having 500 people being able to attend these things.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, so in order to make break even, you need 3,000 people for a live venue, any show. Without 3,000 people, you're just basically paying the rent. So it was kind of one of those things. Plus the economy in 08 took a dive, and the banks foreclosed on everything, so it just kind of just all fell apart. What'd you do to make the building soundproof?
Starting point is 00:19:43 So I don't think we're allowed to say it by law, but basically... If not, we're City Hall. Found out, we'd be in trouble. All the walls are filled with sandbags, singly wrapped basically ziplock bags of sand, floor to ceiling. So all the walls in City Hall are filled with sand. It's so funny, because they destroy everybody when it comes to building.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Sure. And then look at them Yeah, the entire building is filled with sand Don't figure that's a violation they explained Me and every how you Got into the car wash game. Well after the studio thing fell apart I didn't know what else you're gonna do my wife my girlfriend at the time was working at the Malibu record club and a friend Of mine said you should open up a car wash. It's really
Starting point is 00:20:26 easy. You have the staff from the studio, you know all the crew, take them over there, plug it in, see if it works. Okay, I'll give it a try. So about four guys over, kind of carved out a little parking lot and we thought the concept was you play tennis, we'll wash your car. Very easy here for an hour, 300 members, you know, 10 cars a day. Let's see how long it takes to get to 10 cars a day So open up 10 get my four guys and then about six months around money So I'm like, all right, I gotta watch these cars myself You ran out of money because there wasn't enough business with enough business to survive and Malibu racquet clubs tucked away
Starting point is 00:20:59 Let me explain to people I've lived in Malibu for I don't know 17 years and I just found out about Malibu I've always known Malibu for, I don't know, 17 years, and I just found out about Malibu. I've always known Malibu Racquet Club was there. I knew your business was there a long time ago, but I didn't know that I could eat there. The restaurant's amazing. It's amazing! The food is so good. So now I go to lunch there all the time.
Starting point is 00:21:19 I'm not, I don't need to play tennis, but I am certainly not gonna join. I don't know how the membership there costs, it's probably expensive. It's not that bad. What is it? It's 300 bucks a month, I think, and 10 grand to join, but there's a two year waiting list.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I'm not gonna, 10 grand to join, and there's a two year waiting list. All right, nonsense. That's not happening. All right, anyway, your wife worked there at the time, and that's where your company started. Six months in, business takes a hit. You're gonna stick it out though?
Starting point is 00:21:45 I'm gonna stick it out. I'm like, I gotta make it work for whatever reason. I just kind of fell in drive to do it. So I was washing cars all day and busing to work as a waiter at night for about maybe another year went into it. And finally, between going out in the community and shaking one's hand and getting to know everybody,
Starting point is 00:22:02 talking to every real estate agent, talking to every business owner, talking to every anybody I could to get business. I started developing enough clientele to make it work. And then year two, year three goes in, we get invited to open another car wash, another country club. So we're at Riviera Country Club now. So now we have the model down and we know what we're doing.
Starting point is 00:22:22 And then we get invited to go up to North Ranch Country Club. So we're there. And then we get invited to go up to North Ranch Country Club so we're there and then we get invited to go to Bellar Bay Club and then we're invited to go to Sherwood Country Club so now we're servicing five country clubs with the very simple model of play tennis, get a car wash, play golf, get a car wash. Do you play golf? Too much time. Yeah. Oh! There's like four hours to play tennis. No. No. Especially when I want two hours to surf. Exactly. I'm much more of a surfer I'd much rather surf for two hours than golf for four. So then we started servicing country clubs and kind of
Starting point is 00:22:50 started a concierge business as well. So customers in Malibu have a lot of cars and they don't have a lot of time. So they're like, hey, can you take my car to DMV and get smogged? Absolutely. So now we have this whole business of servicing customers cars who don't have time to do it which is a lot of fun for me because now you drive Ferrari or Lamborghini, Porsche. What haven't you driven?
Starting point is 00:23:14 A Bugatti. Okay. I haven't driven that and I haven't driven the McLarens yet. But I don't really like a McLaren. I don't know I've never been in one. Yeah. It's I mean they're cool but I don't know. I'm't really like a McLaren. I don't know, I've never been in one. I mean they're cool, but I don't know. I'm not really a car person, although now I'm starting to accumulate dumber and dumber cars. I just got this old 1969 Subaru van that's the size of this table. Really? That's cool. But the top isn't, the seal is bad on it, so I'm always like, can you not get it wet? It's a horrible thing to ask for.
Starting point is 00:23:44 I mean, the car wash industry is funny because over the years when we first started it was all about using no water. Don't use water. You can't use wash cars with water in Malibu. So there was all these products around washing cars without water during the drought in 08, 09. We didn't have rain for almost five years.
Starting point is 00:24:00 So everyone was water friendly. Everyone was complaining to me that it took so long and that the cars were dirty something I have to use what you have to use water to wash your car. Okay, you can't do it All right, so that's just the workaround is just to use water. Yeah, sorry too bad Don't flush your toilet. It was a water before wash your car. I don't flush my toilet at night Just for pee. Yeah, well, that's my own thing. I have some What's that you poop at night? No, yeah
Starting point is 00:24:23 Well, I guess I didn't I didn't need to add that but whatever I was just making I mean I just didn't want you to think that I was leaving a floater in the toilet anyway What rules do you have for your employees to make sure they act right at a fancy country club? Don't be seen So all of our washbasin are off-site You know are hidden in the area and then our greeters treat everybody as if they are members of the club themselves Hi, how are you? Yes, sir. No, sir Thank you, sir. So it's very kind of elitist elitist, right? Because we're guests of the country club. So we have to
Starting point is 00:24:54 Act accordingly and we get calls like hey your guys Not what is wearing a hat. You can't be wearing a hat. You can't wear a hat You can't wear a hat, but that's not good with a son. Well, they have umbrellas, but they can't wear a hat like in Dr. Greeter's. All right, well, geez. So we tried to, and then we have a checklist, too, on every car, so everything's checked off. So it's pretty systematic.
Starting point is 00:25:13 By the way, do you have little buzz wax jumpsuits for your girls? We do, yeah, we have. And then it's like they're on the Masters. Yeah, golf caddies. Little caddies at the par three event. At Riviera Country Club, we have, you know, we're in white jumpsuits. All of our guys are in white jumpsuits.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Do you have to wear those there or no? Do they have a dress code? They do, but I mean, for us, they're fine with us wearing them. No, I get, I get what I'm saying. Do they prefer that you're in these jumpsuits? They prefer them, yeah. Because it puts us, you know, it shows who we are outside of their staff who are all in blue and khaki but a lot of the guests will walk up with their gear and just drop
Starting point is 00:25:50 it in front of the guys like they're the caddy and they're like we're not the caddies with the fireworks guys you ought to just do a round yeah see if you're so fun oh those ukrainians man i can imagine the tips they would give what do you think I should hit with this one? a machine gun How much do you charge to wash a car verse detail a car 50 bucks for a full wash details 150 Some people would say $50 for cars is very expensive But I will say you spend an incredible amount of time on each car Yeah
Starting point is 00:26:24 We spend about an hour on a car. Right. And we go through it. I yell at my guys to make sure we have these air blowers. We blow out everything. Cup holes are clean. Shifters are clean. Windows are clean.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Vents are clean. So everything is almost as good as a detail. What about electric cars that don't have engines anymore? Are you guys popping the frunk and all the extra stuff? Yep. It's better than an engine because it's easier to clean the engine you have to steam it You gotta be careful with the wires. You gotta be careful for all the stuff. You ever do any that icing? No, no, it was just not there. Got it. I wanted it to be like in and out, right?
Starting point is 00:26:56 You can get three things you can get a hamburger You can get a cheeseburger or you can get a double double buzz watch you get a car wash You can get a wax or you can get a detail $50 car wash. What should we be tipping 10%? 10 bucks. That's fine. That's 20. What's that? That's 20% dollars is 20% Yeah, sorry 20% No college here come on do you charge the same for a golf cart? I touched 40 bucks for golf cart Come on. Do you charge the same for a golf cart? I charge 40 bucks for a golf cart.
Starting point is 00:27:25 It's kind of high, I think. I know, but they're, I mean. Still. It's not any smaller than a car. It still takes almost the same amount of time. Maybe 10 minutes less. Well, that's $10 less. That's why it's 40.50.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Is that your pricing strategy? Do you put thought into it? Are you like, oh, I need to make ends meet. We need to raise our prices 6% or any of that stuff. No, I price accordingly to the market. I know that if you drive over the hill to Costco, you can get your car washed for $35, a drive-through car wash.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I know if you really want your car washed, you can go to CrossFit and drive it through the machine for $10. So I can't charge $75 like I would like to I have to charge 50 bucks because that's the market rate. Otherwise I lose I'll sell all the business that we that we service and not when a Malibu wants to spend $75 and more on the car wash. 50 bucks is a lot of money. I know. I know. But still it's worth it whenever you get in your car. And it beautiful It is my buzz waxes you sell your own wax. No, not yet. I want to we will I think this Christmas
Starting point is 00:28:30 We're gonna do a wash bucket So you can buy a bucket with some soap and some towels and stuff So you and your kids can wash your car together and then call me the next day with washing cars like just do it yourself It's like I don't have the stuff. Yeah to make it look nice. Yeah. I don't want to go buy all the stuff. I'm going to go to Target now and go down. It's just too much. There's too many things for every little surface. I'm not into it. It's true. It's not easy washing the car. No. I mean, as a kid, I did it. When I was 16, my Honda Civic, she was sparkling. Are automatic car washes harmful to your vehicle?
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yes. The pH is too high. So basically it's like putting acid on your car. So if you do your car consistently through those machines, you'll see, basically you can see the stripe zones where the machine spins and hits it, and you can see where the water accumulates. What if it's not, what if it's touchless? Yeah, still it's not good for the car.
Starting point is 00:29:24 I mean, if you have a nice car, if you have like what if it's touchless? Yeah, it's still it's not good for the car I mean if you have a nice car if you have like a car that's if you drive a If you have a car you care about yeah, okay, you know listen I'm the worst part about having children Is the dirtiness I know and and I keep a clean home and I have a dirty wife and dirty children and Both of them the fact that you charge me the same for my wife's car and my car is ridiculous because my car is spotless compared to her I feed my kids what I find in their seats because I'm like no no waste not want not here you go That is true. I've seen your wife's car Oh, and there's Cheerios like in spots like you open up the back of the trunk and there's Cheerios like why over the Cheerios be here? Yeah, like this just makes no sense. Those are Honey Nut Cheerios by the way. They're pretty good
Starting point is 00:30:09 Yeah, how often should you wax your car? Honestly, they want to wax your car every three months every three months Yeah, I've never done it but waxing is key to maintaining a long lasting car. Spray liquid or paste Is it or is it a clay? The spray wax is gonna look great for about a week a paste wax will look good for about two months and the synthetic wax will look great for about three months and it depends on the car if it's an older car with older paint a paste wax is what you want to use because it gives it more depth if it's a newer car a Synthetic wax is great because it's gonna protect the pain and keep the car nice and clean. Is Armolol any good? I mean it looks good. People like it. I'm not a big fan.
Starting point is 00:30:48 I don't like the smell of it. What about Rain-X? Is that any good? It's the same as a wax product. I don't need it? You don't need it. Okay. Puke or glitter? What's worse? I mean puke's pretty bad, dude. We get a call like normally it's on Monday and it's a young younger person. Hi, can you clean just the inside of my car? And you're like, oh, what happened?
Starting point is 00:31:09 Oh, my friend threw up in there. It's like, okay, you went out last night, your friend barfed all over the car, now you gotta detail it. So yeah, sure, no problem. What about blood stains? Do you ever seen some blood stains in cars? In trunks?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Maybe, I have. Do you have to report things like that? Is there a protocol? I don't ask. You don't ask? I don't ask. If I saw blood't ask? I don't ask. If I saw blood in the car, someone that worked for my wife worked out a car wash in Mexico City and he would find fingers in the cars like pretty consistently.
Starting point is 00:31:35 That's good stuff. I haven't found any fingers. I found a frog once. Well that's not yeah that's fine. I once was a prince but still. I fell in a frog once. Well, that's not, yeah, that's fine. I haven't once was a prince, but still. They say owning a car wash is a great business. Is owning a mobile car wash even better? I think if you own a mobile car wash, you're in it for yourself. You don't really want employees and you can only do so much. If you own a car wash, you can do 10, 20, 30, 40 cars a day, as much as you can handle. A mobile guy can only do, you know, 10 cars a day, max. Are you trying to scale back the mobile business?
Starting point is 00:32:10 No, we service mobile too. I know you do. We recently, when you first moved to the new location, you're like, it's going to be great. It's so convenient for you. I was like, well, you know what's convenient for me is you and my driveway. No, mobile is great because mobile allows us to service every need in Malibu, right? We have people that want to drop off the car.
Starting point is 00:32:31 We have people that want us to pick up the car and we have people that want to come to the house. So our business is to say yes and then go from there. Air fresheners. Do you put air fresheners in? No. They're horrible. Disgusting.
Starting point is 00:32:42 They're just the worst. I want to make a really nice one. I've been wanting to do it ever since day one, but like a nice kind of wood maybe, like a good one, one that smells like something cool, like leather or whatever. They have those cedar chips
Starting point is 00:32:55 that you put in your closet to like not get moss, but I don't know. I don't think there is a good one. I think you just have to get a new car. What's your favorite car to wash? Rivians. Oh man. Isn't that nice Rivian?
Starting point is 00:33:07 I didn't even tell him to say that. Buzz just said that. My favorite car to wash is... Oh, it's not Rivian. I don't really have a favorite car to wash. Porsche Turbo, Porsche. Small, easy. You can reach over the top.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Yeah, you can reach it. What about Sprinter vans? What are you charging for Sprinter vans? I charge 150, which I think is a really good deal. That means a fucking house. I know Massive and then they're like, okay you clean it and I'm like, I'm not a maid I'll do a little bit. I'll blow it out. I'll do the fun. I'm not like mopping the bathroom and stuff That's like your world I'm not a maid
Starting point is 00:33:43 Now you got a new location that is hysterical to me because I had made fun of it before. The location was this crystal store and it was one of two crystal stores. And I was always, you know, because I came from, you know, a small town in Florida. And when I see two crystal shops in a town, I'm like, what in the fuck are these people doing?
Starting point is 00:34:08 So when it went out of business, I kind of was like, I was like, oh, they're not as, these people aren't as dumb as I thought. Yeah. Because this business, anyway, you took over and now it's beautiful out front. It looks beautiful. Before it had these massive crystal stones,
Starting point is 00:34:23 which I guess some people might have thought was pretty, but I didn't enjoy it at all. I didn't like seeing it and I just always thought it looked ridiculous. That credit goes to my wife. She's very talented. She's an interior designer by trade and she nailed it. I mean the colors perfect, the vibes perfect. I told you the font was beautiful. Fonts great. Everything about it's really cool. So she, I said, you know, you're in charge, obviously. Just let me know when I can start washing cars. And she nailed it. Everyone says that about the place, that it looks beautiful, the blue's perfect,
Starting point is 00:34:54 the landscaping's great. So yeah. How many employees do you have now? 14? Around 14. Hiring employees is the horrible part of business. It's the toughest part, no matter what, every business says employees are good. They lost for six months. They get lazy
Starting point is 00:35:09 You gotta get another Russian in you gotta you know if you hire a Latino crew or El Salvador and Mexican they don't get along Salvadorians don't like the Mexicans and Mexicans don't like the Salvadorans if you hire a black guy. They don't like the Mexicans It's like a whole political world of like watching. I mean some black guys like Mexicans don't like the Salvadorans. If you hire a black guy, they don't like the Mexicans. It's like a whole political world of watching. I mean, some black guys like Mexicans. Some. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:30 No, we can't just say, Sorry, maybe delete that. Sorry. I'm just saying that- We're having a cump. You gotta like- I get it. You gotta hire all Ukrainians.
Starting point is 00:35:39 All Ukrainians. How easy is it to repair a car that's been keyed? You gotta get a painting by a body shop. What about dings? Can you any dings? Yeah, we have a guy that comes and pops the dings out He can pop dings out. There's a great I got one in the seam I think I'm gonna have to like give your guy a shot. Yeah the gate closed on me. Yeah, what you gonna do? I saw it coming. I was like, I'm gonna put my arm out and try to stop it and I just let it hit my car Uh, I got some gifts for you. I always give people stuff on the show It's just stuff laying around my house.
Starting point is 00:36:06 But this one gift, I was like, oh, Buzz needs this. Now why I have it, I'll explain. But this is a cleaner. You ever seen such a thing? No. This is a magnet so that you can be on one side of glass. It's on the other side. And you don't
Starting point is 00:36:25 because there's some areas like if you have louvers in my house anyway I've never used it. It's great but it's perfect. I was like I was like well it's brand new I'll give that to Buzz. Now do you uh. Thank you. Oh you're gonna love that. Do you uh. Windows are the hardest thing to clean. Get that on the floor please. They're the hardest thing to clean. Yeah windows. Well I don't this is not gonna be useful in the car business but one one day you're going to have something for that. Do you, do you, are the girls, uh, ski, snowboard or anything? I do, the girls don't.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Okay. But I haven't done it in a long time. You haven't done it in a long time? Okay. Here are two gold passes. Now, every year I do a show in Reno at the Grand Sierra Resort. Oh, I love that place. And they give me two gold passes. They're only valid for one year in the state of California. At any ski resort, they can be used.
Starting point is 00:37:15 And you're saying, well, it's the ski season's over. Mammoth goes till mid-May. Any route, and they're complete. You can hand them off to people. You have clients that are going up. You say, say here take these Well, how are you two tickets? They can they bring them back boom. I'm done amazing I'm gonna go yeah, you got at least what a treat two months of those at least this I don't know somebody
Starting point is 00:37:35 God, this is awful put that on for you. That's for your cell phone when you're washing cars you put yeah You can't wear this at Riviera Country Club, but there's there's a toss your head love it You can't wear this at Riviera Country Club, but there's there's Tosh your head. Love it Swag bag got a skateboard. No, sir. Daniel Tosh to her I'll sign that dude just so you have it now. Do you skateboard too? Oh, yeah used to but now it's like it hurts so bad when you fall. Oh my god It's so bad. My daughter was like dad do a kickflip. I'm like, oh Like now do it like right now. I'm like, I don't want to do it I'm gonna fall so I go out in my garage.
Starting point is 00:38:05 I have carpet. And I do a kickflip on the carpet so I don't fall and I don't get hurt. But you landed it. You landed a kickflip? Yeah, I did. Nailed it. You got to keep doing it then.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Once a year, once a year, you land a kickflip. In high school, I built a half pipe in my room. In your room? Yeah. And your parents said yes to that. I moved to the garage. We lived in Palm Springs, right? So I moved in the garage, built a half pipe,
Starting point is 00:38:26 like a four foot proper half pipe, and slept on the top of it. Well, what kind of ceilings did you have? 10 foot ceilings. In your bedroom? Oh, you guys are doing not mid-century modern in Palm Springs back there. It's like an RV.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Oh, this is a garage too. Garage, sorry, it's a garage. So it was fun. It's skateboarded all day. Where did you sleep? On it was fun It's a skateboard all sleep on top of the ramp I put my bed on top of the round the deck and the jacks you and there's a skateboard movie big It was like big full. It was inspired by big. I'm sure but I had to put vert on the end There's like a foot of vert. I'm like a four foot pipe. So you're like You can't all the up into it. That's back when we would just like draw transition
Starting point is 00:39:07 and like get a jigsaw up it. There we go. That's how we did it, 100%. And then you just take that template and do it four times. How wide was it? Eight foot wide or was it wider? Eight feet. Yeah, eight by six.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Uh-huh. It was fun, man. What do you mean eight by six? It was six feet high. You said four foot high. No, it was six feet high and eight feet wide. Okay, six feet high is way too high. For an eight foot wide ramp with vert, everything about that is terrifying.
Starting point is 00:39:32 It was so fun. Did you put on your knee pads when you woke up in the morning to slide down? No. Buzz is crazy. What are you, you have something for me. Buzz, give me my gifts. I got you Riviera inspired golf hats, one for you and one for Peter.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Oh, Pete? Can't believe Pete gets this. By the way, this is a good size hat. It's a good hat. It actually feels nice. I like this material. And a white hat. Here's something.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Yeah, clean your hands first. Watch, I had a brand new Indian Wells, speaking of Palm Springs, white hat. I'd just gotten it. And then I'm walking the kids to the elementary school and there's some other kids, some like second and third graders playing basketball on the nine foot goal.
Starting point is 00:40:15 I strip the ball from them, take it and just dunk it and they love it. My hat falls off, my brand new white hat lands on the ground and I let go of the rim, land on top of it. Footprint ruined, can't get it clean. I'm so angry. Now... Now you're set.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Oh, now I'm set. Maybe I get a step-peat. Jumpsuit. Jumpsuit. I have a real long torso. What's... It's a long... It's for me.
Starting point is 00:40:40 It's the one I use. What's your height? 6'1". What do you... 6'4". Yeah, too bad It's gonna give me a you're gonna count with out Do any of your guys complain about the camel toe with these things? So my guys they're a little chubby Mm-hmm, and you see over the jump standards like oh
Starting point is 00:40:59 Big old fat guys I feel pretty bad By the jumpsuit have you uh, do you you wear a jumpsuit every day? Yeah, most times. Have you gotten used to- Camel toes? No, the bathroom. Like it takes- Yeah, I mean, you know, you unzip it, it's easy. Yeah, but if you have to go number two, you have to-
Starting point is 00:41:16 Well, you do that before you put your jumpsuit on. I don't get to plan my number twos like that. That's some good stuff. By the way, you ever, what do you tell your guys when they have to go to the bathroom at customers' homes? What do you tell them? Oh, they can't use the customer's bathroom. They have to use the bathroom before they leave the shop.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Right, but what if they have to go? You know what I tell your guys every time? I say, the Airstream's unlocked, there's a nice bathroom in there. That's great. I tell them, I'm like, just use it. I'd rather that than my kid coming out seeing the Ukrainian's penis in my bushes.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Why did somebody pay you to drive their Lamborghini for three hours? In California, you got to smog the car every two years, right? So in order to do that- You do? You have to. Every two years, you have to smog your car. Not new cars. Not new cars, old cars. So it's like an 06 Lamborghini. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:03 So, you know, he calls me, he's like, hey, take my Lamborghini and get smogged. So I'm thinking, oh, this is going to be great. I'm was like an 06 Lamborghini. So he calls me, he's like, hey, take my Lamborghini and get it smogged. So I'm thinking, oh, this is gonna be great. I'm gonna go drive the Lamborghini around. Well, you do the research and you find out you have to drive it 55 miles for 100 miles in order to reset all the computer because there's Cadillac converter codes,
Starting point is 00:42:19 there was emission codes that all need to get reset. And the only way to do that is to drive at 55 on the freeway. That's so loud. Did he know that that was what had to happen? I think he did. He's like, yeah, go drive it, 55 please. And you're driving through Santa Clarita
Starting point is 00:42:35 and you're pulling over to get barbecue at the little spot. And all the guys are like, whoa, drug cartel guy's here. And you're like, I'll take a barbecue sandwich. But you drive back at 55. And you're like, I don't think I'm gonna make you a sandwich. But you drive back at 55 and I, you know, listen. That 55 is so dumb, dude. It's so dumb, you're driving
Starting point is 00:42:52 and like the semi truck's passing you, honking at you. And you're like, hey! The window goes down this far, you're like, and it's loud. But it was a lot of fun. Will I get free car washes for life now that I've had you on my powerful and needle moving podcast? Absolutely not, no. No.
Starting point is 00:43:09 I never. I got kids. Here's, that was question was, Eddie wrote that question. I never want free things because I like to still complain. Yeah, right. If I pay for something, I can complain. If I get something for free, then I feel like now this part, I have to be extra grateful and this person owes me.
Starting point is 00:43:27 So I never ever want free stuff. I'm always like, no, no, that's not how it works. I'll tell you a funny celebrity story. So Adam Sandler, we watched this car once. He shows up and he has kids and he gets out and he's playing basketball with his kids and like super cool. So we watch it, bring it back and he's like,
Starting point is 00:43:41 oh cool, how much? I'm like, I have 50 bucks. And he's like, oh, you're gonna charge me? I'm like, yeah, I got two kids too, man. And he's like, I'm just fucking with you, and gave me 100 bucks. But still, I don't know if he was. No, he was. He was fucking with you. He's cool. You're gonna charge me. It's funny to say. What are you gonna charge me? Discuss some of your celebrity clients. Who have you washed? Chris Brosnan is Chris Brosnan's cool. Oh man, you watched his 007? He came in with his, they had Bonmobile once.
Starting point is 00:44:09 It was like super cool. I mean that was like a cool moment because you have the Bonmobile plus James Bond and he's a really nice guy, super cool guy. And he tipped well. He's very nice. I've seen him at like farmers markets and things like that. And anytime I see him, I'm like, oh, you're just like,
Starting point is 00:44:25 you're like a grandpa. He's like an old man. There's like, when they say action, they tell you how to be cooler. Because when he's not on camera, it just looks like your grandpa with his pants too, walking around. I think he's the sweetest man in the world.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Hey, do you keep a clean car? No. You don't? I wish, I mean, one, I feel bad making my guys wash my car. Cause they're busting their ass. It's like, hey, wash my car too while you're at it. That means you're still a human.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Yeah, and two. And you don't want to do it. I'm a surfer, so like I eat in my car. There's like a leftover burrito from yesterday. There's like a yogurt cup. You know, like when you're working and driving and looking, you're just always fucking around. No, I don't like that. I want my car. I want my car. That's so clean every time
Starting point is 00:45:07 It's just it makes me happy to be in it, but my car is a pretty I don't really care is your home clean Yes, do you clean? Oh? Yeah at your house. Yeah? Hmm? I primarily do the outside and my wife does the inside power washer You know I'm good with the power washer Power washer a power wash anything I'm good with the power washer. I don't love a power washer. I'll power wash anything. I got a power washer. Gas or electric? Electric. That's no good. The gas is the high powered one.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah. Well, whatever. If my kids get close to me, I aim it at their toes and... We had this kid work for us. One of the members was like, hey, can you hire my son? I'll pay you. Just basically babysit my kid. He's like 14. He's like, train him how to wash a car, you know, and yell at him. I'm like, all right, I'll put the kid to work. So he's like, wash. He's like 14. He's like, train him how to wash a car, and yell at him. I'm like, all right, I'll put the kid to work.
Starting point is 00:45:46 So he's like, wash. He's like 14. He's like a total little wimpy kid. And he's like washing the car. I'm like, do it again. Do it again. Do it again. And make him just wash and wash and wash.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And then he'd be like, I don't wanna do it. So I'd get the power washer, and I would squirt it with the power washer, like shh, get to work. I got views of an elephant. And I'd call him down and be like, hey, hey, power washer or get to work. Hey, just so you know, like kind of rough with your son. And he's like, please send him home crying. I don't care. He was like such a soft kid, like growing up in Malibu playing video games all day.
Starting point is 00:46:18 That's okay. And so I, I tell my kid, it's okay. He gets very emotional all the time. I'm like, that's all right. We're emotional people. You're allowed to be emotional. I'm, I'm, I embrace it. I'm He gets very emotional all the time. I'm like, it's all right, we're emotional people. You're allowed to be emotional. I embrace it. I'm not gonna send him to work for you.
Starting point is 00:46:30 He'll come home with skin ripped off. This is good stuff, Buzz. Well, I wish you all the best. Welcome to the neighborhood. Thank you for having me. Uh-huh, and thank you for keeping my cars clean. Absolutely. Hi, I'm Kristin Davis, host of the podcast,
Starting point is 00:46:47 Are You a Charlotte? What We Have All Been Waiting For. Sarah Jessica Parker is here. And she is sharing stories from the very beginning, like the time she forgot we filmed the pilot episode. I remember some things about shooting the pilot. Right. I have some memories I can fill you in. And that you're going to fill me in.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Yes. But then you forgot about it? I completely forgot about it. And she reveals what she thought when she read the script for Sex and the City the very first time. He said he wrote this like I was in his head in some way, which I found really interesting. And does she think Carrie is too good for Mr. Big?
Starting point is 00:47:23 She had inexplicable feelings. Got it. It is the human being that can't explain to her friends why somebody that might be beneath her is dictating the hunt. You can't miss this. Listen to Are You a Charlotte? on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Bob Pippman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia. On this week's episode of Math and Magic, I'm sitting down with the one and only Bobby Bones. We're exploring the power of audio. The word on the street then was,
Starting point is 00:47:57 he's too country for pop. But then once I got to country, it was he's too pop for country. So I kind of never really had a place to fit in, but that's exactly how and why I fit. I just embraced that. Like, yeah, I don't fit into one specific hole. I think that is what endeared me to listeners.
Starting point is 00:48:15 That's why I'm here now because I talk to people that grew up like me, have sensibilities like me, and have loyalties like me. Listen to math and magic, stories from the frontiers of marketing on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I have a question for you, and I want you to be honest with me.
Starting point is 00:48:37 How are you? It's a really hard question to ask. It's a harder one to answer, but taking care of our mental well-being has never been more important. All of May is Mental Health Awareness Month and on the Psychology of Your 20s podcast we are taking a vulnerable look at why mental health is so hard to talk about and all the science and psychology behind some of life's hardest moments and transitions. Prepare for our conversations to go deep, everything from grief to heartbreak, career burnout, anxiety,
Starting point is 00:49:07 all of the things that you would only talk about with your closest friends. I spent the majority of my teenage years and my twenties just feeling absolutely terrified. I had a panic attack on a conference call. Knowing that she had six months to live, I was no longer pretending that this was my best friend. So this Mental Health Awareness Month, take that extra bit of care of yourself and your brain. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network,
Starting point is 00:49:43 hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian, Dr. Randall Williams, and bestselling author and meat eater founder, Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say
Starting point is 00:50:09 when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores
Starting point is 00:50:31 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Posh show. Oh, I want to thank Buzz. And I can't wait to give away that onesie There's just no world where I ever slip into that jumpsuit Right. What am I? I can't even think of a world where I would use it Maybe there's a bit at my house where I'm pretending to be bagger Vance
Starting point is 00:51:01 Get the putting green I don't know I don't know. I don't know why I don't know. Come out of the woods. Legend. I don't know. I don't know why. I don't know why he gave me a onesie, but he did. Right? Carl, did you hear this the other day? You know how I interviewed my wife and I've made fun of how her voice sounds?
Starting point is 00:51:19 Well, now I've actually got proof that her voice is off putting her own cousin who I've actually got proof that her voice is off putting. Her own cousin, who I've talked about many times, we call her Panda, she is outside with me. And next to us, or behind us, in a tree, a crow makes a noise, and Panda goes, yeah? And I said, what? Wow. I go, what did you just do?
Starting point is 00:51:45 And she goes, oh, I thought that was Carly talking to me. I go, you thought that crow that went, ah, was my wife. And she was so embarrassed by it. And then I immediately had Carly come out and I go, Carly, get out here. And she goes, she was talking to a crow because she thought the crow was you. And she goes, well in fairness, a lot of times my wife calls her Pa.
Starting point is 00:52:16 My kids have shortened Panda to Pa and so Pa is what she thought. That's great. And it sounds just like my wife. Well, anyway, my wife, the crow, we got a Tosh show store.com. Get some of that free merch. It's not free. You got to pay for it, but it's like, it's free. Yeah. When you get it, free to use how you want.
Starting point is 00:52:43 You can go to this, go to the website for free and just look at it. Imagine what it looks like on you. Browse. You pay a small fee and you get the clothes. It's free. That's good, I like that. Free 99. Yeah, it's free. Get a $30 t-shirt. That's not even that expensive anymore
Starting point is 00:52:58 because the dollar's not worth as much. I don't know how the economy works. All right, you got Eddie's tour and my tour. I don't know how the economy works. All right, you got Eddie's tour and my tour. Come see us do standup comedy. Got some great shows coming up. We're gonna be all over this beautiful land of ours. Ready for the free plug?
Starting point is 00:53:20 Well then hit the music. Oh, like we're in a waiting room in a doctor's office. Doesn't get me excited about this free plug. What is this free plug? This free plug is for the Museum of International Folk Art in Santa Fe, New Mexico. The museum was founded by Florence DeBelle Bartlett
Starting point is 00:53:41 in 1953. Oh, okay. It's been around for a bit based on the belief that folk art would foster an appreciation of the culture and craft of other countries She also wanted to provide one avenue for a closer understanding between men. Well, okay. I don't You be sure to stop by after June 8th when their new exhibition opens called appearances deceive embroideries by polycarpio Valencia. Well, that's going to be nice.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Is there a fee to get into this place or no? Well, I got to know. I can't, if I'm giving them a free plug, I got to, I got to let people note if they need to have a few, few clams on them before they go see If they need to have a few, few clams on them before they go see embroideries by Polerco Valencia, Policarpio, $7 for New Mexico residents and $12 if you're from out of state. Man, that's how they get you. That's the tariffs right there. There you go.
Starting point is 00:54:41 Tariffs. I'm learning. It's the first retrospective of, of, of, Lincia's work, who's embroidered, uh, textiles contemplate the serious subjects of morality and mortality with wit and whimsy. Seems like a lot going on in those stichens. That's, that's yeah. Cause you're just going to look at that and probably think, Oh, that's, that's a neat pattern.
Starting point is 00:55:05 Yeah. I you're just going to look at that and probably think, Oh, that's, that's a neat pattern. Yeah. I want to die. The museum of international folk art is located at 706 Camino Lejo on museum Hill in Santa Fe. Well, yeah, it seems easy. Yeah. You know, I don't think you need to have the go to museum. Hey, if you go to museum Hill, you're going to, you got to hit it.
Starting point is 00:55:28 You think it was named museum hill after or before? Cause if she was probably shopping locations back in 1953, she'd be like, you know, what would be a great spot for this over there on museum hill. Like brilliant. All right. Well, I'm going to get there. I don't know when I am. I guess I'm waiting till after June 8th I I hate to even plug it that way because now I feel like now until June 8th business is gonna be slow Hmm People are you're gonna want it, you know, it's like the end of the year car shopping Who wants to 2025 when 2026 is coming out and they're going to put a spoiler on the back?
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