Tosh Show - My Celebrity Hair Doctor - Dr. Dubow

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

Daniel reveals the Hollywood secret to his hairline as he undergoes PRP injections to fight the battle against baldness with Dr. Brian Dubow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:01:30 Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Now how often am I supposed to do this? Well, at the beginning, we usually cluster the PRP treatments to every four to six weeks. I just need to wait until I get out of show business. I gotta keep looking 45. Overall, you're doing very, very well with us, so. Would you say I'm a success story? You are.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Ha ha ha ha ha. Tosh Show! Tosh Show. Tosh Show for show. It's Tosh Show. Tosh Show for Show. It's Tosh Showtime. And I'm your host, Daniel Tosh. The date, April 2nd. Oh my goodness.
Starting point is 00:02:14 Yesterday. Big day in our household. Tons of April Fools pranks. Tons of April Fools pranks. Oh, I got my wife so good yesterday. I took one of her pregnancy tests. All right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:02:27 You're supposed to pee on those sticks. Right. Ah, that's not what I did. What'd you do? I pooped on it. Ah, and then she just walks in and she just goes, what, what did you do? And I said, April fools. She goes, it doesn't even make any sense.
Starting point is 00:02:42 It's like, first of all, you can't have a baby, you're a man. And second of all, there's poop on our counter. April Fools. April Fools. Got her. Here's something crazy. I went to the grocery store in Malibu and I was talking to an employee there. You ever talk to employees at grocery stores? Little bit. I try to avoid it. Anyway, I was talking to this guy and I said,
Starting point is 00:03:14 why were you guys closed yesterday? And he tells me, he goes, well, I'm not supposed to discuss it, but, um, uh, keeping up with the Kardashians. The show was filming their season finale, uh, here yesterday. All right. Spoiler alert. This is for the upcoming season of the show. This is the big season finale. This random grocery store person is telling me that they rented out the entire store, shut it down, and then they acted like they were grocery shopping.
Starting point is 00:03:47 And then this was the scene that apparently happened that Kylie reveals that she's pregnant again with, wait for it, Timothy Chalamet's kid. What? Holy moly, what a bombshell. That's big. That's big news in our household because we love Wonka Now he's gonna have a baby with Kylie now this might not be true. I don't I don't not verify anything. This is just what an employee At a grocery store in Malibu told me just what you hear isn't that neat?
Starting point is 00:04:25 What a crazy world I live in where they just close the grocery store in Malibu told me. It's just what you hear. Isn't that neat? It's pretty neat. What a crazy world I live in where they just close the grocery store and then film a TV show, a reality show, and Kylie says I'm pregnant with Timothy Chalamet's kid. You heard it here first on Toss Show. All right. That's all I got. Oh, I hear we're doing a, we're doing a new segment called Dicks of the Week.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Now, people that are fans of Tosh.0 are going to say, wait a second. Didn't you guys have a segment on that show called Dick of the Week? Yes. This is very different. This is Dicks of the Week. See, that's plural. The old one was just Dick of the Week. This is Dicks of the Week.
Starting point is 00:05:14 And we're using a different font. So good luck trying to sue us. All right. Let's see this video, Ed. That's a real dick move right there. Not a single BBC on there. Shame. Hashtag high school prank so white. You want a pro tip?
Starting point is 00:05:41 You gotta get on the roof and suck them off. That's the best way to get them. Trust me, I'm an expert at getting dicks off. You gotta climb on the roof, suck them off. Now it's time for Amazons. That's Asians doing amazing things. And I know some of you are like, that's an old segment from Tosh.0. You're right.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Show me the video. This is how the final four should be settled. You think Otani is betting on this? I mean, this proves it. Asia is better at television than we are. All right, let's get to it. Speaking of Tosh.0, a lot of people over the course of my career have made comments about the way they're going to be treated. They're going to be like, right, let's get to it. Speaking of Tosh.0, a lot of people over the course of my career have made
Starting point is 00:06:29 comments about my hair. Some have noticed at the beginning of Tosh.0 that I was balding. You can see it right there interviewing the Afro Ninja. I don't even know if you should say that anymore. That's how long ago it was. My hair definitely looks better. I don't even know if you should say that anymore. That's how long ago it was. My hair definitely looks better. Then there was a time on the show that I buzzed my hair off
Starting point is 00:06:51 and was like, I'm done with it. I'm done with caring. I even convinced people on my staff to shave their head in solidarity. A lot of times people do that when they go through chemotherapy, but I was like, balding is equally, if not more, traumatic. So, yeah, so I convinced a bunch of people in the staff to shave their head. But that was before the show picked up a little steam and
Starting point is 00:07:16 became the runaway smash hit. The staple of the entire network before it came crumbling down to whatever it is today. The problem that I have, it'd be one thing if there was bald people in my family, but like my parents have great hair, my dad doesn't even have like a single gray hair in his head, just thick, my brother thick, but I, the one person in our entire family that decides to get in show business, goes bald. You know what that is? That's karma. No, karma?
Starting point is 00:07:52 No. That's just God's plan. Yeah, God's plan. He's just throwing me a little curveball. Says, okay, Mr. Funny Guy, let's see what you think of this. And then I realized, well, I gotta keep my hair. And I started doing it all. The Propecia, the Rogaine.
Starting point is 00:08:15 But I wasn't getting the results that I wanted, so I was like, it's time for me to see a professional. Today's guest will not be joining me in the hot seat. Instead, I'll be joining them in their hot seat. I'm gonna let you guys get a peek behind the curtain to watch what I have to go through to keep this beautiful, luscious lox of wavy brown goodness that sits atop my head.
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Starting point is 00:10:47 and also make something that would be very useful for the industry. Or Kellan Kenney, chief marketing and growth officer at AT&T, who installed fiber in customers' houses rather than leading from afar. It is so crucial that you spend time with the customers. That is the best lesson. In these exciting times, we're looking to the math, the strategy and analytics, and
Starting point is 00:11:11 the magic, the creative spark more than ever. Listen to a brand new season of math and magic on our very own iHeart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Posh show! Okay, I've got my celebrity disguise on. Now we're in the stairwell. We go to the back entrance so no one sees me. Go in to a dermatologist office. This is what you do if you're a celebrity. You don't have to sit in the waiting area.
Starting point is 00:11:47 These are the perks. We go the back way, they leave a door open, right into a room, a private room. Nobody sees me. Nobody knows, oh, he's getting his hair done. Of course, broadcasting, it seems to be the wrong move, but whatever. Okay, follow me.
Starting point is 00:12:13 That's the lobby. This is the private room. All right. No one knows I'm here. Now, the first thing I do when I get in there is I get myself comfortable and fall asleep. Because they make you wait. But today, since I have cameras,
Starting point is 00:12:41 I'm not gonna sleep and they're not gonna make me wait as much. And Craig and I always have a good time talking. You know what he said to me, Craig? What's that? He's like, well, don't say that it hurts that bad. And I go, because you don't want to scare people away. I go, I go, what?
Starting point is 00:12:58 People don't care about pain if it actually works. This is true. This is true. What percentage of people come in here to do this PRP? Is it a lot or not that many? Well, we see probably 25 people a day. For this? No, no, no. For PRP, four or five.
Starting point is 00:13:19 So. Do you need this arm? Yeah, please. Why do you see this syringe? It's comical. How many times have I done this? Um, I'd have to look at your chart, but probably seven or eight by now.
Starting point is 00:13:33 What? Seven? Or more? Yes, of course. Well, I mean, if you go back to the days of just the poison in the head. Yeah, well, that was different, the microneedling. Now, my original doctor was Dr. Peter Goldman, who he has passed away. But he was a wonderful doctor. And he didn't
Starting point is 00:13:53 have any fingernails. But that didn't stop me from going to see him. He would he would stab my head full of poison. And hair would grow. I'm like, this guy's amazing. But what I love the most about him is he would always tell me stories about old Hollywood. Like he knew like the Rat Pack and the Palm Springs era. So that was always interesting. I always like it when doctors tell me about their cool old clients. Probably not supposed to, but whatever. And then, and now the new doctor, Dr. DeBeaux took over all of his clients and stuff. And that's where I go once, twice a year for a little maintenance, little upkeep, a little
Starting point is 00:14:34 PRP where they take all my blood out. They take my blood from my arm and then they stick it in a machine, I guess, and spin it. I've never really asked. Just other people do it. And I'm like, oh, I trust them. Hey, I don't think they can do anything too crazy. And then they inject it back into your head, and apparently your hair grows.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Does the needle penetrate the skull? No, no. It just bends and breaks on the skull? Exactly. Ah, ah, ow. He injects just to the depth of the base of the hair follicle. So just a couple of millimeters. But really, he just bangs against your skull.
Starting point is 00:15:14 It doesn't go that deep. You doing OK here? Yeah, I'm fine. This just takes a little while. We're doing it. Yeah, because it's a syringe that you purchase from Carrot Top. Isn't the machine that you spin my blood in, is it in the closet? No, it's down in her lab.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Oh, I got it. I don't know why I thought it was in this closet. We used to have it back in this room, so you're not imagining it. But during the pandemic, we moved it. That's how you fought COVID-19? So you're not imagining. All right. But during the pandemic, we moved it. That's how you fought COVID-19? Well, to reduce the amount of FaceTime that I was in the room with the patient. Oh, that must have been tough for you to be like,
Starting point is 00:15:57 I'm going to get COVID because these vain motherfuckers want hair. How was that? It's fine. Too bad, I hope. No, you're fine. You don't hurt me. It's the next part.
Starting point is 00:16:09 No, not even the next part. The next part's okay, too. Okay. Be back shortly. See ya. So they just took my blood, then they put it in a machine, spins it, I think,
Starting point is 00:16:20 and they stick it back in my head. If you see behind you, you got the chart there of what kind of baldness men have. I'm number, uh, I'm number three or four. Four is mine. I'm sorry, Roman numerals. Thruly.
Starting point is 00:16:35 The third one down. I'm a little combination of three and four. And then I think this cost me. I don't know how much this cost me. We'll find out at the end. That's another thing, I don't ever look at what I'm paying. I assume it's, my guess is it's going to be between $1,200 and $3,000. That's my guess. I don't, I have no idea.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Here we go. come on in. Look at how many needles are in his hand. How much you give me to take one of those needles and stick it in the Iowa cock? What I want one day is to be sitting in this chair and like a much more important celebrity comes through the door. And they have to be like, okay, sorry, Daniel,
Starting point is 00:17:27 you were on cable a decade ago. We gotta make way for Jack Sparrow. Let me be clear. I have turned on a lot of people to this doctor and this procedure, and they don't want me to mention their names. I respect that but I'm going to there's about five or six men and women from the Tosh.0 offices all went there let's see who else is there celebrities I've seen coming out of that office. S***.
Starting point is 00:18:05 S***. Uh, who else is there? That one guy from, uh, that home makeover show? I don't go through cabinets or any of that stuff. Just take a nap. Wouldn't it be cool if I died during this procedure? Just take a nap. Wouldn't it be cool if I died during this procedure? That would be good. That would, this podcast would get a lot of views.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Here we go. Okay, come on in. Come on in. How are you, doctor? How are you? Good to see you. Good, nice to see you, thank you. So we're gonna do another PRP treatment today, which I know you look forward to.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I don't. It's just the sound that bothers me. Other than that, I'm a fan. First thing we're going to do here, as usual, is we're going to give you a little bit of numbing medicine. We can steal it. So you're going to fill a few little pokes during the front. Feel free to give me lots. A few little bee stings as we.
Starting point is 00:19:11 This doesn't bother me. This we just sort of give you a little. A little halo or a little ridge of numbing medicine here and then a little bit more in the back and it. Oops, to lessen the staining. Okay? I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:19:31 I can handle all this. How far is too far gone when it comes to trying to save your hair? In general? Uh-huh. Well, people who do best with this are the people who start early on in the process. So if your hair loss is just starting, if you're in your 20 or 30 somethings, those are generally the people that respond best, not just to PRP, but to any of the hair loss medications that we do. So, you know, if I see someone who's older, 60, 70 in there, looking more like a cue ball, those are generally people that we're not, we're not going to, we're not going to hold a lot of hope for.
Starting point is 00:20:15 My, my guy that works with me, Pete, who's bald, you looked at him and said, no, don't do it. Yeah. So, you know, if I feel like it's a, The chances are really low or it's never really a lost cause, but if you're too far gone, it's generally we encourage you to embrace your situation and move on. Eddie, did you ever try any of the products to grow your hair back? I think I did a little bit of the Rogaine, like way, way back. Rogaine, the topical one?
Starting point is 00:20:49 Mm-hmm. And then I was just, I gave up. Yeah. And by the time you were doing this, you had told me that he said, where my level of baldness was, too late to come back. That's a shame. Yeah. Now, Eddie, I don't know if you want me to talk about this or not. And if you don't, you just stop me.
Starting point is 00:21:05 I remember a time when you were buying awful CVS hair dye and dyeing your hair. And it would just be like all over your neck. Yeah. I remember like Megan being like, you're just ruining pillowcases, Eddie. You have to just stop. I actually think I have a photo of you in Zany's Comedy Club in Chicago, and I'm pretty sure you like in the,
Starting point is 00:21:31 like outside just applied a batch of it. Yeah. What percentage women do you do versus men? As far as PRP goes. Yeah. It's a good question. I would say it's roughly, roughly evenly split. What do you do versus men? As far as PRP goes. Yeah. It's a good question. I would say it's roughly, roughly evenly split.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Oh. Yeah. Did you fix LeBron James's hairline? I didn't. You're not allowed to say. I'm not allowed to say if I did. I know. But I'll tell you that I didn't.
Starting point is 00:22:05 All right. Did somebody fix his hairline? Well, I've heard he had something else done perhaps, but I generally, I don't know for sure. So what about hair transplants now where they do individual follicles? Right. Should I start doing that? That's sort of the newer method of doing it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 Yes. The advantage to doing the FUEs are that you don't have a linear scar in the back of your scalp. So it's important if you ever wanted to cut your hair short that you not cut that linear scar back. But you don't do that, do you? I'm not doing those anymore. I used to.
Starting point is 00:22:44 But do you do the actual transplant ones, the individual hairs, do you? I'm not doing those anymore. I used to. But I mean, do you do the actual transplant ones, the individual hairs, or no? No. OK. I've had a couple of colleagues who only do that kind of work, and they do it all day, every day. So they have.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Do you want me to do that? I don't think you're ready. I think your frontal hairline is pretty good. I think you responded well to what we're doing. All right. So you generally want to hold off on hair transplants as long as possible, because there's obviously there's a limited amount of hair that you can move around. Gotcha, gotcha.
Starting point is 00:23:17 So we like to sort of maximize the medical stuff first and delay the surgery as much as possible. I'm done with your numbing. All right, thank you. We'll let you relax here for a few minutes. Thank you. We're gonna go get your PRP and we'll be back.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Thank you. He was so professional. That's not how he normally talks to me. Do we consider this plastic surgery? What's the vote, guys? No. No? No.
Starting point is 00:23:49 But what do you call it if not plastic? If you get Botox, it's just a needle. Cosmetic procedure. It's a cosmetic procedure. Okay. So I'm doing a cosmetic procedure. Now, where do I draw the line? Will I start doing Botox?
Starting point is 00:24:01 No, don't do that. Don't do Botox? I've never considered it. Yeah, don't. What about teeth whitening? Do you consider that a cosmetic surgery or a cosmetic procedure? Yes, if you're paying... I don't do I don't I've never had it done professionally. I've just done some of those white strips before. Yeah, that is not. That's not that's not even a cosmetic procedure. That's home care. What do you consider a haircut? I'm just trying to... where do you draw the line?
Starting point is 00:24:26 What about trying to get three extra inches on my cock? That's ambitious. That's plastic surgery. That's plastic surgery? If you're going under the nose. I'm not going under the nose, I'm just doing the rubber band weight thing. Working out, that's working out.
Starting point is 00:24:38 That's just, that's working out. That's working out. It's cock day everybody. Yeah, I guess that this is what I always discuss is what's the line for cosmetic surgery. My wife I encourage her to get all kinds of work done. She refuses, just refuses. Says not interested. I want to grow old gracefully and I'm like it's not happening. It's abrupt and it's alarming. It's abrupt and it's alarming. It's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Okay, TRP time. Craig's in here giving me medical advice, okay? Tell him to knock it off, stay in his lane. How long has Craig worked for you? Craig has been with us more than 20 years. Twenty-two. Twenty-two, that's not a bad number. Good, good. 20, 22. 22, that's not a bad thing. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Isn't that nice? That's more than 20. That's what you should do. It's so nice when you get to work one place for a long time. Ah, I like a routine. How come after this, my head feels like a balloon? Is it because it's just filled with all my blood? Yeah, it's where you know, you've got a bunch of fluid in there
Starting point is 00:25:48 and the skin has been sort of stretched. You tell me not to sleep on my stomach because the blood will rush forward and I'll get like a cr- but I actually want to do that one time just to see if it actually- Just to see what it looks like. Does it actually happen? It's not really blood.
Starting point is 00:26:01 It's just, it's a combination of, you know, the PRP fluid and a little bit of the anesthetic we use and sometimes there's a little bit of swelling. And all of that fluid, if you sleep on your side or your face can sort of sell onto your forehead and make it. If this one doesn't hurt as bad as they normally do to me,
Starting point is 00:26:23 I'm gonna be mad at you guys because I'm gonna be like, oh, you're taking it easy, because I got a camera on me. So we normally do about, you know, there's between 15 and 70 PRP shots over the top of the scalp. Uh-huh. And once in a while, we get a little bee sting, but it shouldn't be too much.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I mean, you say little bee sting. If you get stung by a bee, it fucking hurts. Imagine getting stung by 10 bees in your head. It would be a bad day. So he's given you around 70 stabs in the head, but that doesn't count the 20 or 30 needles beforehand to numb your head. And they talk about, oh, it's like a little bee sting.
Starting point is 00:27:07 You tell that to Macaulay Culkin and my girl. You get a hundred bee stings on your head, you're gonna die, right? Yeah. Yeah. How'd you figure out that the PRP would grow hair? You know, that was actually discovered probably more than 10 years ago. There were some hair loss folks in Florida who were working with us.
Starting point is 00:27:28 They were sort of looked at what the orthopedics guys were doing with PRP for injuries and we thought, well, if PRP is helping to heal sports injuries and things like that, maybe it'll help to stimulate hair follicles. Did they test it on animals first or no? I'm not sure. I think they might have, but because it's really PRP is your own serum, it's your own plasma. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:27:58 It's not a drug, so it's something that we can't really have the action to. I saved my kids' stem cells that are in Bicocor. Can I put that in my head? Would that help me? We could talk about that. So stem cells are an area of a lot of controversy and research. They're not yet approved.
Starting point is 00:28:25 But there's a lot of buzz around exosomes and stem cells. Oh, I really was just shooting from the hip there. I would stay tuned. Uh-huh. I wouldn't. I'm not going to get rid of them. If you've got those umbilical cords hanging around the house for some reason. They're in the meat freezer.
Starting point is 00:28:41 There you go. So how are you doing so far? Fine. We're almost halfway done. I'm way better today. I'm not gonna lie. Now I know when you're watching this, I don't react like it hurts that bad. And that's because it didn't hurt that bad.
Starting point is 00:28:57 But normally it does. And you can feel it. When the needle goes through your head, it's just like you're hearing it on the inside of your ears. Just a crunching sound as the needle hits your bone. You don't know place so far? No, it's the it's just the noise. It's the noise that we've got in your head.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Is this vanity? I guess. I wasn't planning on doing it for as long as I've done it. I thought I'd be like off television and out of the biz. I just, I don't know, you guys won't leave me. Let me go. Let my hair go. Now I feel like I just gotta see how long
Starting point is 00:29:35 they can keep my hair at this point, right? Let's see what science can do. Now, how often am I supposed to do this? Well, at the beginning, we usually cluster the PRP treatments to every four to six weeks. But after you're done with the first block of treatments, we maintain it for most people only at a couple of times
Starting point is 00:29:58 per year. I just need to wait until I get out of show business. I got to keep looking at 45. You've got to. Your frontal hairline is strong and overall you're doing very, very well with this. Would you say I'm a success story? You are. I should be embarrassed to show this
Starting point is 00:30:17 and truth be told, I am. I am embarrassed to show this. But I feel if to show this, but I feel if I show this, I can help other young male hosts out there that there is help and you're not alone. That's why I do this. You ever mix up any blood and all of a sudden I get Johnny Depp's hair? LAUGHS
Starting point is 00:30:50 As adaptive. LAUGHS This is our last syringe. So what we're doing here is we're, um, I'm just giving you a little extra PRP. There's one spot here in your mid scalp that's just a tad thinner than the ear of the other ear. So we're putting a little extra PRP, there's one spot here in your mid scalp that's just a tad thinner than the ear of the other area. So we're putting a little extra PRP here. That's because I'm VIP, I get the extra. That's it. Oh, that's exciting.
Starting point is 00:31:14 All right, Daniel, you seem to have survived. Thank you. We are finished. What the fuck, Craig? That's the first time it didn't hurt. I'm glad. I'm glad it didn't hurt. I'm glad. I'm glad it didn't hurt. I'm sorry you were in so much pain.
Starting point is 00:31:29 No, you guys finally jabbed like you've got a lunch to get to. Oh, this is where it's weird right now. Go like this, like lifting your eyebrows. You just feel your whole head, like it's, you know, very, very tight. Okay, now I have to put my disguise back on.
Starting point is 00:31:51 This is cheaper than any PRP. A nice Lululemon hat. I'm no longer bald. And you can't tell who I am. Lululemon, send me a bunch of stuff. Can I, I want a VIP, will you pay and bring my receipt back to me? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Okay. Excuse me gentlemen. Eh, eh? You're wonderful. Can we check her prostate while we're in here? Technically, that's not. Once you break the surface, you're no longer in the dermatology field.
Starting point is 00:32:45 He can do the rim of the asshole, but he cannot go in. Oh, look at that. That's disturbing. I didn't know. Okay, thank you very much. See you back in about four to six months for another treatment. Maybe. Six months.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Okay. Fine, thank you. I appreciate it. We're out this way. You guys can go out the back when you're done. Nice to meet you guys. Thank you. 1400. 1400. Money well spent.
Starting point is 00:33:17 1400 bucks. Get rid of my stuff. And we're out of here. Oh, shit, it's locked. Is that Daniel Tosh? I wasn't doing anything with my hair. What's up everybody? This is Stephen A. Smith.
Starting point is 00:33:37 When I'm not at my day job versus tape, you can find me in my studio hosting the Stephen A. Smith Show podcast. Tune in every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at the very least as I bring you all new episodes that feature the biggest headlines in the world of sports, pop culture, business and politics. You'll hear my unfiltered opinions on those nauseating cowboy fans, the chaos in Washington DC, and trending topics on social media, as well as my straight shooter interviews with top celebrities and game changers. And I occasionally give out love advice. Yes,
Starting point is 00:34:17 it's true. If you want to know my true feelings about something, I'll give it to you straight. So listen to the Stephen A. Smith Show podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine, hosted by me, Danielle Robay. And me, Simone Boyce. Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they wanna share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search The Bright Side. Hi there, I'm Bob Pipman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I'm excited to announce a new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Our guests this season remind us to embrace change and fearlessly look toward the future. Like Andrew Jurecki, award-winning filmmaker and creator of Moviefone. The studios didn't really control the theaters. The theaters didn't control the studios. And I thought, well, there's a window in here
Starting point is 00:35:33 where I could make things easier for the consumer and also make something that would be very useful for the industry. Or Kellan Kenney, chief marketing and growth officer at AT&T, who installed fiber in customers' houses rather than leading from afar. It is so crucial that you spend time with the customers. That is the best lesson. In these exciting times, we're looking to the math, the strategy and analytics, and
Starting point is 00:36:00 the magic, the creative spark more than ever. Listen to a brand new season of math and magic on our very own iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. Posh show. Well, Carl, now you know why I have the greatest head of hair in the game. You think you'll ever go to Dr. DeBeau if you start losing your hair? Man, if you didn't have hair, I don't know if I'd love you.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I don't know. They need to be like one of those rescue dogs. Oh God. I don't even like to talk about them. Cover your beautiful purebred ears. You're not a purebred. You're a fancy mutt. But thanks Dr. DeBeau for being so gentle on me.
Starting point is 00:36:53 I look forward to that treatment every time from this day forward, keeping my head of hair. I don't know how long I'm going to keep this hair, but as long as you keep subscribing and liking, I'll be here plugging. Yeah, I get it. Speaking of plugs, boyswearpink.com. Go pick up your little one. Something pink. The tour dates. Gonna be in Louisville, Kentucky, Columbus, Ohio, and Michigan, Los Angeles, Vegas.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Oh, sounds good. The Goat comes out May 9th. I'm so excited about The Goat. What fun that was, filming that show 16 years ago. Well, now it's time for one of my son's bedtime stories. Last week, he left you with a real cliffhanger. Previously on Bedtime Stories. son's bedtime stories. Last week, he left you with a real cliffhanger. As you recall, there was a blue gentleman that turned into a police officer or a
Starting point is 00:37:55 police officer's car, I believe. There's a yellow, red guy that turned yellow. Made no sense at all. The story went off the rails. He knew it was going off the rails. He needed time to take a beat to figure out what to do. And it wraps up tonight. So I will see you next week. Okay. And what did that and the other one? I don't know, there was one, one of the, can't see.
Starting point is 00:38:26 This story has gone off the rails. I don't know what I am. You don't know what you're saying? Yeah. You've got yourself into a pickle, huh? Yeah. I want that new ribbon. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:42 The end. on to your tweets. You'll hear my unfiltered opinions and straight shooter interviews with top celebrities and game changers, all that and more. So listen to the Stephen A. Smith Show podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast. Bring a little optimism into your life with The Bright Side, a new kind of daily podcast from Hello Sunshine, hosted by me, Danielle Robay. And me, Simone Boyce.
Starting point is 00:39:24 Every weekday, we're bringing you conversations about culture, the latest trends, inspiration, and so much more. I am so excited about this podcast, The Bright Side. You guys are giving people a chance to shine a light on their lives, shine a light on a little advice that they want to share. Listen to The Bright Side on America's number one podcast network, iHeart. Open your free iHeart app and search the bright side. Hi there, I'm Bob Pipman, Chairman and CEO of iHeart Media.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I'm excited to announce a new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. Our guests this season show us big risk can yield big rewards. Like Rob Riley, the creative head of one of the world's leading advertising firms. I try to create environments where anybody can say anything without any judgment. Listen to a brand new season of math and magic on our very own iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

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