Tosh Show - My Mom - Emergency Pod

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

Daniel chats with his mom and wishes her a happy Mother's Day. Join our Patreon for exclusive content: http://patreon.com/toshshow

Do you know what our world record is for longest phone call? This one? Tosh Show. Tosh Show. Tosh Show for show. Good morning and welcome to a special episode of Tosh Show. Eddie, hit the sirens. Mm.

We've got an emergency. Oh, man. But it's a positive one. Okay. Mother's Day. Oh, it is. It's Mother's Day. My least favorite fake holiday since having children.

Extra stuff. Right. My mom, fine, easy. Tell her I love her. Send a text. Give her a call. That's all we do. Flowers.

If I send her flowers, I destroy my siblings. Because they're not, they don't think of anything. I don't know it's Mother's Day until the week before and my wife casually goes, oh, you know, next weekend, are we planning anything for Mother's Day? And I just, a pit in my stomach, just like, God, dang it. Oh, here we go. Here's the problem with my wife's gift-giving season. It starts in November when I'm like, oh, I got to get her something for Christmas.

then immediately she's got a birthday mid-January. Okay, so I usually when I'm ordering whatever I'm going to get her for Christmas, I just keep one or two gifts back and I hold those for birthday. Smart. Oh, okay, so then it's mid, then February. Okay, I don't really have to do anything, but I have to do something for Valentine's. We just go out to eat, whatever, fine. Then we have our anniversary.

Then Mother's Day. It just doesn't end. Now, I don't want to make Mother's Day all about me. But let me say, fathers of children under 10 have it the worst. Because all of the responsibility falls on you. Great. Your kids. And it's not their fault, but they're not thoughtful.

No, they don't have any money. They can't drive anywhere. Now we're doing crafts on my Italian marble. Oh, you guys watch me go bat shit crazy over this crappy table. You should see me at home with my children when they want to get all the markers and the glue and glitter. It's the worst. It's just the worst. And then I have to say this phrase to myself that my interior designer once told me.

She's like, it's lived in. I hate it. I hate lived in. That means there's fucking stains all over your stone. It's the worst. I'm not saying that mothers don't deserve recognition, but watch my wife put a car seat in a rental car, and you'll be like, oh, maybe in that house they should celebrate two Father's Days.

It's a tricky install. It's not tricky, Eddie. By the way, let me give you some facts here. You ready for this, Ed? Mother's Day Facts, let's go. Mother's Day was officially established in the U.S. by Anna Jarvis, who held the first service at Andrews Methodist Episcopal Church in Grafton, West Virginia. On May 10, 1908, Jarvis campaigned for the holiday to honor her mother, Anne Reeves Jarvis,

a peace activist who cared for wounded soldiers. Okay. Now, I bring this up, Eddie, for a specific reason. Okay. Okay. Pete is married to a wonderful woman named Sam Jarvis. That's right. What?

Sam Jarvis. Pete's wife is a descendant from Anna Jarvis. What? Pete here is responsible for all of us having to do this Mother's Day bullshit. Fuck you, Pete. You could end this. I don't even know Pete, as a Jewish person,

do you celebrate Mother's Day? Not yet. What do you mean? Not yet. You have a mom? I'm pretty sure in the Jewish community, if your mother is Jewish, then you do seven days of Mother's Day.

So all of us have to celebrate mothers because this woman, some weird daughter, was overcompensating for her mother's affection. Oh, that's wonderful. And I'm not saying mothers don't deserve it. They do. Not all mothers.

Some mothers, I mean, I'm not going to name names, but a lot of their days just spent at reformer Pilates, then learning to play Majan while the kids are at school. And then a quick, you know, pick up the phone and door dash dinner. Again, I'm not naming names, but when you're going to complain to me that you're exhausted at the end of the day,

I don't bust my ass working three to three and a half hours a week to come home to this. Jehovah, preach. It's nonsense, Ed. Oh, I'm acting like I have to do a ton for my wife. I don't. And she's a wonderful mother, and I want her to be selling.

But I still have to do something and then we have to go to breakfast. Why is that the thing? We have to go to breakfast. Now I'm standing on the sidewalk with my two kids that are starving. Nothing makes breakfast more enjoyable than waking up and having to get dressed up and then go stand on a sidewalk for 45 minutes like some hobo that doesn't even have a mother just to wait for my table that bills pancakes. You like bills?

Uncle Bill's pancake house? Do. I do, I do, too. I like it a lot. Now, your kids are old, Eddie. You've got teenagers. Yep. Teenagers.

Are they thoughtful? Yeah, they always say, oh, Mother's Day's coming up. Oliver said it like a week ago. So you don't have to do anything for your wife? Nope, I don't have to. Do you? I do. I get her something.

You buy her something. Oh, Ed. Gosh, dang it. He's making me look bad. But sometimes they'll get things that we might all like. Like a trip? Oh, a trip would be good. No, not a trip.

Well, like what? What do you all like? I like soda stream, so I'll get some more canisters. Just so we never go low. But I'll definitely get my mom something. You're going to buy your mom something. Already did. It's already sent there.

I already got my mom something. You know, we're all over it. Yeah, no, my mom's easy. My mom, I'm going to call her, okay, right now. Okay. And here's what I can guarantee. She doesn't want me to call her. She'll be mad that I'm calling her.

for Mother's Day and it's not Mother's Day yet. She's like, wait, wait, this is Tuesday. Why are you calling me? So that'll infuriate her. The next thing, she will just try to get off the phone with me. I'm going to try to break a record. I don't think I've ever talked to my mom on the phone longer than maybe 10 minutes. 10 minutes?

Probably. That's probably the record. She just wraps things up so quickly. She'll see through it immediately. She knows when I'm, she knows now, she's gotten smarter. She knows if I'm not FaceTiming her that it's, that I'm calling on the podcast. Okay.

But she'll definitely, I'm going to try to shadow the record of 10 minutes. We'll be right back. Let's call my mom. Let's wish her a happy Mother's Day. Let's sing the Mother's Day song. I want people that listen to this podcast to know that not one time in my entire podcasting career have I ever scheduled a phone call with anyone that I call. Right.

I attest to that. It's true. I just call and 99 times out of 100 they answer. And if they don't, I just keep calling until they do. And occasionally, we've had to sit here for an extra 45 minutes while I feverishly kept calling. But it's proven. It works. Hey, Daniel. Happy Mother's Day to you. Thank you.

Happy Mother's Day to you to the best mom in the world. Hip, hip. Right, right. Show me a little respect. I'll show you respect. Am I the first one of your children to call to wish you, happy mother? It's not until Sunday, anyone. Yeah, I like to get in early.

You want to know what I did? I went and walked and I listened to your whole podcast, and it was two years ago. And I thought, oh, fooie, I don't even remember. hearing it. It was the AI guy. I didn't even listen to the new one. And I didn't even know that I did until I was done and it said two years ago. What was I doing? Oh, you missed a good one because this week we had the clown on, Gilly, and he's amazing. I did start listening to it, but I haven't listened to all of it because I was making lasagna for supper. Oh. So I stopped. Let me, can I tell you something about your lasagna?

Lazzania is... You're going to like this. It's a compliment. It's not usually a compliment. Okay. Here's the thing. Lazzania is one of those meals that if it's different than the way your mother made it, you don't enjoy it as much.

Right. But now I enjoy Carly's very much. But Carly, for the longest time, she'd be like, what do you want for dinner? I feel like making something. And I would always suggest lasagna. And she always thought it was a joke that I didn't. really want lasagna. She just thought I was trying to say the most horrible, long, complicated meal ever. But I actually, I love it. I love lasagna. But it does have like cottage cheese or a

cottage or white cheese. If you buy it made, like from stophers or something, or if you get it out to eat it, Olive Garden. Do you have, what? Okay. Mom, you're talking to your rich son. I know. But you know, remember, Beck, I can remember Stoufers, but it's just a horrible memory. Who is your best eater out of your four children? I don't know. You always made a plate. Yeah.

Andrew ate what was ever the fastest. You ate whatever. You always had to have your dessert, your, your some potato chips or some Doritos or something, and a sandwich. Oh, yeah. I was a snack. I hope my children eat as good as I do. I tell my son all the time, he's allowed to have snacks if he devours his meals like I do. Right.

Did you, how many miles did you walk today? How many steps? How long? 45 minutes. No, I probably walked an hour and a half. Oh, that's incredible. I walked like 40 minutes this morning with grandpa, and then I went out again this afternoon. And I listened to the wrong, I can't believe it.

I thought, I'm going to go. Because usually when I walk an hour, it's your podcast. And I thought, I listen to the wrong. And I don't even remember hearing it before. That guy was good on AI. That teacher at UCO. Yes, no, it's worth a re-listen. It's worth a re-listen.

Why don't I remember it? Because you're old, very old. Because I'm 80. That's it. I don't remember things. Yeah, that's fun, though. You tell me something a hundred times, and I think, I don't know that. Hey, do you remember that we're going to Dollywood?

I do. I do. We mark the dates down and we're going to be, yeah, we're going to go up to Bryson City and then we'll be over there for that Sunday, Monday, and we'll probably go home Monday. I don't know. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. Listen, I, hey, do you want to know, can I tell you what I got you for Mother's Day?

You won't get it until Mother's Day. I got you something little. But you're going to like this. It's simple. It's this cool shoe website where you pick out a fun pair of flats that you go for walks in. and it's really cool and they're really pretty. You're going to like it. Are they sketchers that I can put them on them on?

I don't have to bend over it. No, they're not old people's sketchers. They're good shoes. Sketches are good for me. You try so hard to just be like, oh, I'm so relatable and salt to the earth. But that, come on. Daniel, get with the real world. The real world seems depressed.

They're always trying to go back to when things were great. I'm living in my own world, and it's amazing. No, no, it was amazing back then. All my friends, we all want to go back to me when our kids were little. Life was so much simpler then. We were attached to cords on the phone. I'm living in that moment that you loved. Was I the best baby out of the four of your children?

No, you weren't the best baby, no. Who was the best baby? You were going to school before you were potty trained. What does that imply? That means you were, you were the, everyone else. was a potty trained at 18 months and you took forever for nighttime. Do you think that's why I still poop my pants as an adult? It wasn't that.

No, don't put this on the radio. You have to get permission anyway. I know. I know the rules. Okay, so I was impaled my pants just during naps. Is that what? That's all you're implying. No, at nighttime.

Just didn't, okay, fine. But that doesn't mean I wasn't the easiest baby. I was saying it was the easiest baby. out of your children. I don't remember any of you being as more as difficult as children are today. I remember you, I'd put you out, I'd say go outside and play. I didn't have to have a play date. I didn't have to take you to someplace.

You just went outside and played with the neighbor kids. You had your neighbor kids friends and then you had friends elsewhere. You'd go ride your bike in Crestwood with that kid. Is that why, is that why in Germany I fell through a glass window? because you weren't watching me? Oh, that was at our house, yeah. I don't know. We were ready to go on vacation,

and you just stopped. You went through the glass window, and I said, oh, it'll, you still have, we didn't put any stitches in it. We just kind of taped it up. Do you still have a scar? Yes, of course I have a scar on my forehead. I know.

I remember that. We were ready to go. We were already getting the car, and you walked through the window, The door was all a glass, and you didn't see it, and you walked right through it. Your head? That's why you have a big head. That was incredible.

I think half the family was in the car. Was it lots of blood? Yeah. Yeah, those bleed. But we didn't go to the hospital. No. We went on vacation. Where were we off to?

Probably Spain. I don't know. We went to Spain one time. Oh, man. We were such world travelers, but now you won't travel at all. Isn't it funny that you got it all out of your city? I've been every place I want to go. Uh-huh.

I've done my bucket list. I'm done. Did you ever go to Antarctica? No. No, but we went to the southern tip around South America. But we didn't go all the way down now. Okay. Lily, you've done it all.

You've lived your life. We've lived what we've wanted to do. How is your, I haven't even asked, how is your health physically right now? My health is fine. We are, we are both good for 80. When you, here's a, not 80 yet. Here's a question. When you and dad walked, I know you don't walk together a lot of times, but when you do walk together,

do you guys still hold hands when you walk? No, not unless we're going to fall. No. I decided older people that hold hands. it's because they're holding each other up. Ah. You know, we do not hold hands. Do you guys ever hold hands?

Sometimes. You guys still make out? Daniel. Just a question. I want to know if you guys still making out. Of course we are. Nice. Nice.

Daniel. Don't wind to me. I'm just, this is, I want to see, by the way, do you know what our world record is for longest phone call? This one? We're getting. there. I'm getting there. I'm getting about me. But it's longer than when my mom would talk to me, soon as she got on the phone, she wanted off. Is that what you, are you trying to just like,

can continue the cycle with your mom? No, I'm just saying that my mom did get off the phone really fast, but I understand. That's because back then you guys were paying like, you know, $10 a minute for a phone call. Exactly. Exactly. This is free so we can talk forever. Yeah, but you, yeah, yeah, but you might put it on the air. and my mother wouldn't have not, she wouldn't have answered the phone. You're, there's no, there's no chance, there's no chance Katie would have listened to the podcast. No, there's no chance you would have. That's good stuff. You know, you should just, you should pick one podcast that you like that I don't say anything offensive,

and you should just re-listen to that one every week. There isn't one that you don't use a bad word or swear or take God's name in vain or there isn't one. That's Eddie's fault. That's Eddie's influence on me. No. Are you, what else do I have going on? I think I'm going to try. I think we're done.

No, no, no, no. I'm going to catch up. We're going to catch up on everybody. How's everybody over there? How's my sister? How's she doing? She's doing good. She's, yeah, she's doing fine.

She's fine. We get along great. We work together. How's your tennis? My tennis is good. I played yesterday and I'm playing Thursday. Did you win? I don't.

Doesn't matter. What's the highest level you've ever, have you ever been a 4.5? 4.0. Okay. That was my highest. And what's the highest the system goes to? Five, six?

Fives are usually pros are 5.5. I think Missy might be 4.5. She's played with 4.5 things. Do you play pickleball at all? No, I do not. Does Missy, how much is Missy's pickleball? She doesn't play much. She knows how to play, but she likes to play.

with the boys and Mike because they play hard and when she plays with the women it's just it's more social and they don't play well some some women play strong has has my brother-in-law done anything silly at the house lately no he's good he's good he and grandpa are quite a team what's the big project that you guys are currently working on um grandpa's working on his radio i don't know i don't think not the housewise. I think yesterday Dan went up and helped Mike with something with a dryer duct or something from Missy's

dryer that it was clogged or broken or something. But they fixed it. Do you miss working at the hospital? No. No. And I don't even like to talk about medical stuff because everybody talks about it. And they take medicine

and this medicine and then medicine's no good and they go back and they switch a medicine and then they're dizzy and then they switch to something else and then they have to go to the cardiologist and then they have to go to another specialist. I don't like talking about medicine. Whoa. That was a lot of talk, though. What about, what are you doing for breakfast Mother's Day morning?

Going to church. I know, but for breakfast, where will you eat breakfast? We won't do any. Well, we'll eat a piece of toast and coffee and then we'll have lunch together with Missy and her family. I always remember Mother's Day at church when they would do like a contest, a of sorts where they would say whoever, maybe when we're at the Methodist Church in Titusville, where they'd like, which mother here had the son, the oldest, which one had the son that, or a kid that came from the farthest distance?

Yeah. And whose mother was dead? You got a white carnation and you got a red carnation if your mother was alive or something. Oh, gee, I didn't know. I don't remember that part. That's horrible. Whose mother's dead? Raise your hand. No, no, you got floored.

When you went up to get a carnation, they had red and white. And one was if your mother was dead. If your mother was alive. What do you, hey, what's your thought on me having to do stuff for Carly for Mother's Day? Do you feel I should be on the hook or I should not have to do any of it? No, Grandpa doesn't do anything for me for Mother's Day. Or if he does, he tells, no, Missy, Missy usually I'll do something, but no, happy Mother's Day's fine. That's all anybody.

I don't need anything. No, I'm taking care of you. I'm taking care of you. No, I'm going to, I got a whole, I have a team of people coming over to give you a makeover. Oh, please. Oh, well, good. That's what I want, a makeover. You're going to love it.

What about a home makeover? You guys want me to do a big old home makeover? No. I just hire a bulldozer. We want you to leave us a lot of our lifestyle. We're very comfortable. Well, sure. I had a big part of that comfort.

Let's be clear. And no, you were, I don't think you were the easiest best child, but you were a good child. Thank you. All our kids were good, but you and you were mean to your brother. Mean? Is that the right word? Yeah, yeah. You always had to outdo them. Yeah, but now look at him.

physically he's stronger than me. Hey, by the way, have you seen his, have you seen photos of his new house? No, I didn't know, I, I know one place that's following through, but no, so he's got a nice, he's getting a nice place. I think so. I think it's nice. That's good. Yeah, that's good. Okay, but, okay, I, I had to have been the easiest teenager out of your four children. Um, I don't know. Andrew stayed home more. Was that, does that mean it was easier? I don't know, maybe. I don't know. I mean, because as a mom, you kind of worry when your kids are out or car accidents or something like that. No, we didn't have trouble with you.

No. You're good. You can't say that about all your kids, though, can you? Like I said, I didn't have white hair or gray hair when I had four kids, but it was later. Sure. Sure. We took a toll. We took.

Hey, by the way, because I'm not. I was thinking about getting you a really nice coffee machine. Please don't. I wouldn't know how to work it. It's just like the car. There's so many gadgets on it and there's so many buzzards. And it just drives me nuts. I don't do, I don't hook my phone up to it.

I don't do anything. And these cars have so many gadgets. It's discouraging. I need an old-fashioned car. You put it in park or you put it in drive and you go. You know what you need. You know what you need. is a golf cart. That's what you need. Just the simplicity of a nice golf cart. And I need to move you.

Where would I go with a golf cart? You're not letting me finish my statement. And I'm going to move you into an assisted living place. Ah. Please, no. Not yet. Just give dad a break, is all I'm saying. If dad or me dies for his eye, I just don't want my daughter to die for us because I don't want my son-in-law having to take care of me. Oh, man. And I might live in 90. I mean, Dan's mom was 99 before she died. Oh, Daniel, this is way too much.

I think so. What are you talking about? We haven't even made it 20 minutes yet. I know, but I don't know what you're going to do with this, and it just really popped. All right. Listen, I just wanted to call you for Mother's Day and let you know. Oh, you did. Yes, I did.

Yes, I did. I just wanted you to know that that you are loved and we think about you and we can't wait to see you. And I'm going to hope. And you give me and you respect your parents? I respect both of my parents very much. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Uh-huh.

You're wonderful people. Okay. And you're a wonderful son. Oh, there it is. What about Eddie? You want to say something nice to Eddie? Eddie's wonderful too. But you guys aren't good influence on each other.

We try. do better. We sit in a room alone and we try to make each other laugh. It's the best thing in the world. All right. Okay. Okay. Take care. Love you. Love you. Happy Mother's Day. Thank you. Bye-bye. What a woman, right? Yep. Ah, she did. She made it 17 and a half minutes. That's amazing. In the history of my mother's call, that was the longest call. But it doesn't matter if the call is my longest call or the shortest call. immediately after the call ends,

she sends me a text to tell me what she forgot to ask me. Oh, that's great. Let's just call her back. Let's just get it. Hello. Hey, do you forget to tell me something? Yeah, I forgot to tell you that my Cardinals beat your Dodgers four games in a row. I thought the Dodgers won one of them.

No, they didn't win any of them. Are you sure? Yeah, because then, oh, wait, we, oh, yeah, I guess they did. It was Pittsburgh we won. Yeah, thank you. They won the last. Yeah, yeah, we did. Okay, you didn't win four in a row.

But we won the series. We won the thing. This is what you forgot to tell me, and you weren't even right. All right. What else is new? All right. Bye. Love you.

That's my mom for you. Put the broom away, Margot. She wanted to call the gloat that the Cardinals beat the Dodgers. I love it. And she was wrong. I knew they didn't win all of them And I don't think it was a four game series I thought it was a three game series

She could be wrong about that too You guys are getting a real glimpse Getting a real glimpse into my life We'll be right back We gotta get Eddie's mom on the phone too We gotta wish her happy Mother's Day She's done good work with her boys Give her a ring

Give her a ring She went to a movie earlier She went to a matinee? Yeah she went to a matinee What did she see? Devil wears Prada too Oh, actually, I'm dying to know if it's as good as the first one. Let's find out. Hello?

Hello, Mom. Happy Mother's Day. Oh, thank you so much, Eddie. Hey, how was the movie? The movie was fabulous. Oh, yeah? I could actually go back and watch it again, yes. Really?

Daniel loves that. Daniel's here. Ah, that's delightful. Hi, happy Mother's Day. Thank you, Daniel. How you doing? We're doing good. We just finished calling my mom, and now I'm making Eddie call you and tell you, and tell you

What a wonderful job you did. But hey, real quick, on Devil Wear's Prada 2, I mean, that's quite a long wait since the first one. Did they tie it together? Do I need to rewatch the first one right before I see this? No, no, no, you don't need to rewatch it. And I think you can almost figure out what's going to happen at the very beginning, you know, how they resolve the job situations. How's it end? No spoilers.

No spoilers. No spoilers. No spoilers. Don't answer that. Don't answer that. Don't answer that. No spoilers. No spoilers.

I loved it. I just loved it. Great. Y'all having a good day? No, not at all. No, we're working. It's just, it's miserable. Why would that be fun?

Well, I love you, mom. Well, I'll call you again probably on my right home. Okay, love you more most. Okay, bye-bye. Bye-bye, everybody. That's a good sign-off. I've never gotten that from my mom. My mom's more begrudgingly.

I love you. Okay. I love you despite hating you. Not even. That's great. Well, she sounds like she's excited. Yeah, she got to go to a movie with a friend? That's fun. Now, Dylan, do you have a mom? I sure do.

You don't get to call her. You just tell her, give her a shot out. Hey, you give me her number. I'll call her right now. Well, I've got her number, Ed. Okay. We don't need the number, Dylan. All right. Happy Mother's Day, Mommy. Oh, mommy. What have been to creepy, man? Pete, why don't you send a shout out to your mother, too?

To Linda? Tell Linda a happy Mother's Day Happy Mother's Day, Mom Linda. Linda does some good work too. Yep. Do you think she's preparing some smoked salmon for the special day? I mean, it better be ready when we get there.

What about John? John's not here today because his testicles are doing something weird again. I'm sure his mom is there coddling his balls. We'll talk about that when he gets back. Hope, if he gets back. Anytime you go under,

especially at his age. Yeah. Okay, Eddie, hit the siren. I want to thank all our moms for being on the show today. That was real sweet. And we couldn't do this show if it wasn't for the constant, you know, judgment from our mothers. We want their approval. I'm such a mama's boy.

Yeah, I am. If that means moving to the opposite corner of the country. Both our moms are in Florida. We're here. Yeah. Well, moms are supposed to be in Florida, Eddie. Yeah. That's where you put them.

That's where the moms go. My mom loves Florida. Oh, my goodness. She loves Florida. And that's good. Florida loves her. One day, she'll be in her bathtub. And that's where it will all end.

Where she refuses to evacuate during hurricanes. Okay, and that's the safest spot to be. What did you think I was saying? Do you think this was like a depressing s s s s-hreference? No. That was a hurricane. That was a cat five. My mom's in the bathtub going for a ride.

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Yeah, maybe they're British. Because if they're not, it's just a dick move. Why does John do it all the time? I wish he was here to answer for himself. It's clearly he thinks it's cool, right? Yeah, he wouldn't be doing it not be cool. He loves Oasis. Oh, that's right.

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We, you know, when he started becoming a little too, you know, anybody that believes in religion is horrible and everybody in the Middle East is awful. All of his rant. That's not what turned me off. It didn't help. But what got me was that one special he did with a graphic tea. And I was like, oh, no, you can't, you can't do that. that was the straw that did it for me. Now, you're saying, haven't I worn a graphic tea

and I've probably performed in it at some point in my career? Maybe. Yeah, but you weren't 70. Yet. I wasn't, maybe when I'm 70, I'll do it. I'll put on graphic teas. I don't know how old he was when he did that, but that, that was too much.

Well, anyway, I'm sorry that I suck or that I'm becoming Bill Moore. Either way. See your next week. week.