Tosh Show - My Oscars Predictions

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

Daniel nominates himself to fix the Academy Awards and gives a rundown of the 10 films that are up for best picture.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, Anti-Racism Spin Class, and mandatory Ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us?

Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation Island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How? Go slower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all-new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to The Hook Up on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Road House. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians, people like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everybody. What's up? This is Questlove. Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. In part one of the celebration of Black History Month, we're listening Back to Moments with Chris Rock, Solange, Prodigy, Ben Varine, Jennifer Lewis, Angela Rye, and Gina Yashere. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Oscars. My favorite night of the year.

Posh show. Posh show. Oscars my favorite night of the year Hey good morning and welcome to the Tosh show I'm Daniel with me is Eddie. How are you Eddie? I'm doing pretty good. Daniel. You remember the handshake from the movie big Yeah, I mean I remember them, Daniel. You remember the handshake from the movie Big? Yeah. I mean, I remember them doing it. You don't know it? I do not know it. Shimmy shimmy coke puff, shimmy shimmy dry. I met a girlfriend at Trisky. I met a Trisky.

Ice cream cold with vanilla on top. Ooh, Daddy, a rockin' on the patio. I said it. I saw your mom's credit. Suck me in the stomach three more times. I don't remember if that was it or not. It was close. It's in that vault bar.

I'm making up words, obviously. Right. But it's somewhere in there. You ever, uh, have you ever been to Trisky? I've been to Trisky. I've been to Trisky. I've been to Trisky. I've been to Trisky. I don't remember if that was it or not. It was close. It's in that vault bar. I'm making up words, obviously. Right. But it's somewhere in there.

You ever, you and your kid or any of your friends, you have any cool handshakes? No, no cool handshakes. Man, I always get impressed with the elaborate handshakes that I see some of these athletes pull off. And then they have a different one for each player and they remember them. Right, that's the most impressive part.

So quick, I gotta come up with a cool handshake. I saw some kids at school when I was dropping my son off do a cool handshake when they greeted each other. They were like fifth graders and I was like, oh, I was telling my son, we need to come up with a cool handshake. And he was like, yeah, he didn't care. Let's do a hug. We just hug, yeah, we hug.

That's good. What we do, he just balls crying and I just hug him. And I whisper in his ear, I don't want you to leave either. As it did. I remember that one. That's our cool little routine. Cool. Yeah, whatever.

Hey, this episode, guys, we are featuring two new segments. Yep. We got Dan's hacks and dear toss show. What do you want to hear first, Ed? I want to have a Dan's hat. Dan's hacks. Okay. Hit the music for Dan's hacks.

All right now dance acts what I'm hoping for you ever on the internet loves to have hacks Right and and sometimes these things go viral Really quickly. Oh my goodness. I didn't I didn't know you could peel a hard-boiled egg just by squeezing it in your armpit I whatever it is Yeah, but seriously some dumb stuff. Well, I'm hoping some of my Dan's hacks catch fire Now my first one is for milkshakes Mmm, okay. Okay, who doesn't love a milkshake love them. Okay, the problem is a lot of times When you have your milkshake sometimes you want to you want to save it or you you put it in the

Refrigerator or you put it in the freezer. What do you do Eddie? Would you put yours in the refrigerator or the freezer? Refrigerator. Hmm. Okay, and then if you don't have it within 30 minutes, it gets too watery The refrigerator isn't cold enough, but the freezer it gets frozen solid and then when it thaws out The consistency is forever ruined right so here. It is Dan's hacks for milkshakes when I get a milkshake. This is what I do I finish it All right now Dance hacks! Alright, now it's time for Dear Toss Show. And this is a segment where I'm going to allow fans to write in any potential problem or grievance they have.

Much like the storied advice column of Dear Abby. Now this one, this first one, comes to us. It's not really a fan. I'll be honest. And this person doesn't want my advice. That's what I like about this segment. Let's just say they were talking and I was just listening to them. And I'm not allowed to chime in.

So the guy she's dating, she's claiming is emotionally unavailable. Here's how I fix that. Uh, no, he's not. Okay. Dude just doesn't like you that much. That's just it. It's just so simm- if Zendaya is sitting on your couch, I'm guessing you become emotionally too available.

You wouldn't even care what you were planning on watching. Now it's just like, tell me about your dreams. You wouldn't even care what you were planning on watching. Now it's just like, tell me about your dreams. Oh, I'd love to hear about the time you had a dog that ran away but came back. It's just, it's so silly. I just was listening. I couldn't, I couldn't help myself. I just kept wanting to go. Oh, yeah. No

Totally unavailable. I love Zendaya Is she too young for me to love her? Nope. Good Speaking of Zendaya, it's Oscars time enjoy This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back.

Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, anti-racism spin class, and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the council to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us?

Cancellation Island, where have you brought us? Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation Island on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series.

Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. And Santi was gone. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Hmm, pillow talk. The most unwelcome window into the human psyche.

Follow our out-of-his-element hero as he engages in a series of ill-conceived, investigative hookups. Mama always used to say, God gave me gumption in place of a gag reflex. And, as I was about to learn, no amount of showering can wash your hands of a bad hookup. Now, take a big whiff, my bra.

Listen to The Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain and now I'm starting a podcast because honestly guys I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buckwild tale from across history and time.

People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Zoe Chao. Titanic. Charles Manson. Alcatraz. Asada Shakur. The sketchy guy named Steve. It's giving funny true crime. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait.

Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Some people won't give you the real talk on drugs, but it's time we know the facts. Fentanyl is often laced into illicit drugs and used to make fake versions of prescription pills. You can't see it, taste it, or smell it. Suppliers mix fentanyl into their products because it's potent and cheap, and the dealer might not even know.

Keep yourself and others safe by knowing the real deal on fentanyl. Get the facts. Go to realdealonfentanyl.com. This message is brought to you by the Ad Council. The Oscars. My favorite night of the year. Do you watch the Oscars? Yeah, we do.

Don't care about the movies. That doesn't affect if I watch or don't watch. It's all about the host for me. If I'm interested in the host comedically, I will watch the monologue. Past the monologue, I'm out. You're done. I'm done. So this year it's Conan O'Brien?

Yeah. That'd be funny if Will Smith slapped him. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like holy shit. Like you know, because Conan, Conan's a big guy, he's like 6'4-ish.

And then his pale Irish skin would just, oh, a big red handprint on the side of his head. For the second half. That's a tough gig now. You have to, like, when they come to you, be like, hey, am I gonna be physically assaulted? And will you do nothing about it if I am physically assaulted?

A lot of people have asked me, fans, if I would ever host any of these award shows. And the answer is, I don't know. I've never been asked. They never ask me. I'm probably not famous enough to get the invite. But another thing is a lot of times they're on a network that's owned by another company and they have a vested interest in the person that's hosting the show.

There's usually a connection. Oh, it's ABC, so it's Jimmy Kimmel. It's, you know, you get it. I also would struggle so bad with the names of all the actors and people in these awards and people would be baffled by how little I know about people that are clearly extremely famous. Oh. Now, I'm not saying that I wouldn't do it. And I'm not saying that I couldn't pull it off. You'd kill.

You know, I've never even been asked to present an award. Which, that's pretty insulting. You know, not even like on like the shitty award shows, you know, MTV or whatever. Whatever, I'm so mad. I would have some demands. I would have a list of demands that would have to be, uh, agreed upon before I would agree to host this big old train wreck.

What are they? You got them? No, no, I don't have them yet. Just, just in theory, I know I would have some demands. Now I've written a joke or two for some hosts. You know, if it's different comics that are going around practicing and they're friends of mine, well then I'm all about trying to punch up some jokes.

That's fun. And then when you hear them say your joke or don't do it the right way, you're just at home going, well, you ruined it. That's not the way you're supposed to deliver it. The biggest problem with the Oscars, usually it's too long, it's a bunch of elitists, and the movie sucked.

I got, here's a few fixes. Some new categories. I like best crafty and catering. Focus on the one thing that cast and crews actually give a shit about. Like that to me is interesting. What kind of food did you guys have? Let's see some spreads.

Show us, is the cruise food drastically different than the stars, the A-list stars of the movies? Are they in line or do they just get to go first? I want to know. And I want to, you know, just the overall, forget the catering part, I wanted to see craft service where just the table of cool snacks. They always find some fun stuff in there. They got those candy cigarettes. That'd be neat. Here's another award that I want.

I want best background extra. Give recognition to the guy that stood in the freezing cold for 15 hours, dressed in something from the goddamn middle ages for 150 bucks or whatever the daily rate for some non-union work is. I would love to see that guy get called up. Yeah.

He's not allowed to speech. They shut his microphone. As soon as he gets up there, he's not allowed to talk. Oh, okay. He's just got to take the trophy and walk away. That's it. You're an extra. Yeah, he picks it.

You don't get to talk. There shouldn't be a award for best sound. It should go without saying that we should all be able to hear and understand the dialogue in the movie. You could also combine some cinematography in there. Was this movie too dark and I couldn't make shit out because I didn't watch it at nighttime?

I'm looking for ways to speed it up. Another way to speed it up, how about this? No best actor, actress, supporting actor, actress, I didn't watch it at nighttime. I'm looking for ways to speed it up. Another way to speed it up, how about this? No best actor, actress, supporting actor, actress, no best actor that identifies as an actress. It's just best actor. No one cares your gender or the size of the role. There's just one.

Best actor, boom. I just knocked out four or five different categories. You just took an hour. In one award. That's an hour, now it's down to five minutes. There we go. The show's too long. Acceptance speeches go too long.

The acceptance speeches are supposed to be 45 seconds. Okay, let's throw up a shot clock. That's fun. Now you're at home watching going, uh-oh, they're not wrapping it up. But wait, instead of some orchestra trying to play them off of some soft bullshit we get Pantera Coming in hot 45 seconds is up. Boom Pantera is on it. Good luck trying to wrap up your speech while this is going on All right enough Oh my god! I want to shove my political fuse down your throat.

You get it? Alright. Enough. See, I can't do a podcast while that's going on. By the way, once the show hits the two hour mark, it's it. It's done. Any categories that they didn't get to, they get to go first next year. Show some respect to the viewers at home. They have to work Monday morning. You guys get to go to some cool after party and have in and out. Oh my goodness

Look, we're eating like fucking poor people Be in memoriam Too long Also bad music choice. I say bring the host back out. Let's do more stand-up during this Let's bring Jeff Ross out. Let him fire off a few shots at each person that's died. Make it a roast. Yeah.

That's kinda fun. That's more fun. And by the way, if we need to see your name and your job description under your photo, sorry. You don't make it. We'll create one dead person collage, one and done. All right, they're out. And the best picture nominees, here we go.

Let's get into it. Best picture nominees. This is the problem with the show. There's 10. We all know there's not 10 good movies that come out every year. Some years there's barely two. And by the way, I feel if you won best picture last year,

then you are the defending champ and you're up against whatever ones come out this year too. So there can be a run of a best picture that's been going strong for four years. I still think Talladega nights should be undefeated and I Can't believe I'm about to say that but this might be the only time that I agree with Trump Knock it off with all this foreign shit

Let's get to the nominees the brutalist great title movie was brutal 215 minutes of watching Adrian Brody do heroin. Pass. A Complete Unknown. Oh man, Timmy Chalamet as Bob Dylan. You know, even when I'm in the mood to listen to Bob Dylan music, I only make it about halfway through a song

before I'm like, ah right. I get it, he's a genius. He also lives down the street from me. It's weird how our two worlds ended up at the same place. He could write a song about it. Yeah, he could write a nine minute song about how I had a clip show and ended up being his neighbor. How many movies is that? That's two?

That's just two movies I've gone through? Already exhausting. Dune part two. All right, here we go. Speaking of Timmy Shala, anybody calling him Timmy Shala yet? I don't think so. I like that.

This movie was unbelievable. Now, I can't pronounce any characters names. I barely followed the plot, but it was stunning to watch. And this should win. And Zendaya was in it. Yeah. You kidding me? Timmy Schaale should win an award just for keeping his boner down.

The whole time. How are you going to act staring at Zendaya? Getting a make out with her rolled around in the sand, shoving those weird breathing things up your nose. I have a few questions about Dune that I'm sure nerds would love to over explain to me, but they made such a big deal about riding those worms, like it was such a skill to be had,

but then when the whole town would travel places, they would all get on top of them. And there was no like, oh, here it comes, everybody get ready to dive on. Apparently there was like a bus stop where they could all just climb aboard safely. Because there was like whole families on it. And they didn't do the thing that he had to do,

which was like, I don't know, but I forgot it by this point. He like shot a hook into it and, you know, rode it, and it was like the craziest thing ever. But then there's scenes later where they're going to the South, which by the way, I don't understand the geography of Dune whatsoever, because I thought it was like planets and stuff like that.

But then they just go to a village that appears to just be like 45 minutes via worm away. It's not that, it wasn't that spaced out. I didn't understand it. I feel like they should travel farther away or visit those places more often if it's that easy to get to. Yeah, it's like the Long Island Express.

Yeah, well, so anyway, but then that's in the future too, right? Yeah. Okay, I don't understand anything. Now let's get to the next movie, The Substance. And tons of nudity in this one. Margaret Qualley, people saying her boobs aren't real, but her ass was real.

And guess what? Her ass carried the film. It was a good butt in that movie, huh? Oh man. Yeah, I haven't in that movie, huh? Oh, man Yeah, I haven't watched the movie. I just looked at stills Speaking of a nudity a Nora Fun movie, I guess there's a completely pointless 35 minute chunk where they go searching for a rich Russian dude on Coney Island which leads nowhere and I'm not

Gonna spoil it for you because there's nothing to spoil. It's a strong best runner-up. That's how I would describe this movie's best chances. Conclave, anybody watch Conclave? Yeah. Nope. You saw it? Oh yeah.

It's about finding a new pope. I'll wait for the reality show that's about to happen. No, I'm not interested. Good for them though for making a movie that made you forget the Catholic Church has committed the most sexual abuse cases in recorded history. Never forget. By the way, if this airs and Pope Francis has passed away, don't make me re-edit this. Just, let's just air it the way I had it and know that I'm sorry. No disrespect. You spoke of the prophecy.

Yeah. It's like right now, doing a joke about a plane crash and then like, oh my goodness. There were six more plane crashes from today's date until this airs next Tuesday. Wicked! I hate every musical. I hate fantasy. I hate witches. Not really a fan of Ariana. Now that being said, I love Wicked. Oh my goodness, I loved it. Didn't want to love it. And thanks to my wife and son and the tone deaf nightmare that my home has

become, I know every word to every song. Popular. I don't even like that song. That's not the good song. That's the one that they could force me to sing all the time. No one can sing in my family yet. Everyone is fearless when it comes to belting out songs. Amelia Perez, didn't see her,

didn't read her racist tweets either. Did you notice I said her? I'm so progressive. All right, is that all 10 of them? No. There's more? What's the next one? Nickel Boys? Nickel Boys, nope, didn't see it.

I'm Still Here? Is that actually the title of the movie? Mm-hmm. All right, I didn't know if you were trying to pull one over on me. Didn't see it. Now you might think I'm racist because I missed the last few films, but I would point out that I have two children and there's only so many hours in the day, and they control the remote a majority of the time. So maybe they're racist.

Did you ever think of that? Okay, so for me it's down to wicked or dune and they both have faults. For starters, wicked is only the first half of a story. I didn't realize that until I watched it and then at the end they're like oh that's only the first half. The second half, the sister that's in the wheelchair, she becomes another witch, and then she's the one that the house falls on. Sorry for the spoiler, if you've never seen the play, which I haven't.

And then Dune, Dune is the second of three, so that's just the middle part of a story. You know what, my vote is for Poor Things. And I know that was nominated last year, but I didn't see it till this year, and that movie is really fucked up. I mean, holy shit. I was watching it, and there's just tons and tons

of crazy nudity, and then they're pretending that it's okay because even though she's a child and naked and sexual, like they're like, oh, she's only six years old, but it's played by an older person so they can do the joke. And then, and they constantly are calling her a re-****** and they think that's acceptable because it's a movie. I like how in comedy you can't do these things

But when you when you're doing like an artsy film, it's fine You know to basically be saying completely inappropriate things and child pornography, but it's not real child pornography because this child that this man created is in a body that's older. Nah, whatever. And then Gerard Carmichael shows up.

Gerard Carmichael was in there, that part of it was confusing, didn't really understand it, but whatever, so that's my vote. My vote is for Poor Things from last year. This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future, we will all be canceled for 15 minutes. But don't worry, we'll take you from broke to woke

or your money back. Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch Football, Anti-Racism Spin Class, and mandatory Ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the canceled to confront their worst impulses But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing Karen where have you brought us?

Cancellation Island where a second chance might just be your last Listen to cancellation island on the I heart radio Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How? Goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series.

Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. And Santi was gone. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi. And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Hmm, pillow talk.

The most unwelcome window into the human psyche. Follow our out of his element hero as he engages in a series of ill-conceived, investigative hookups. Mama always used to say, God gave me gumption in place of a gag reflex. And, as I was about to learn, no amount of showering can wash your hands

of a bad hookup. Now, take a big whiff, my brah. ["I Heart Radio"] Listen to The Hookup on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse and so many commercials about back pain.

And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly, guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get Ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians to tell them a buckwild tale from across history and time. People like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Zoe Chao. Titanic. Charles Manson.

Alcatraz. Sarah Shakur. The sketchy guy named Steve. It's giving funny true crime. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait. Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Some people won't give you the real talk on drugs, but it's time we know the facts.

Fentanyl is often laced into illicit drugs and used to make fake versions of prescription pills. You can't see it, taste it, or smell it. Suppliers mix fentanyl into their products because it's potent and cheap, and the dealer might not even know. Keep yourself and others safe by knowing the real deal on fentanyl get the facts Go to real deal on fentanyl.com. This message is brought to you by the ad council Carl

What was your favorite movie in? 2024 he's always partial to the the airbud franchise You know who's gonna have an opinion. There's only one person in my circle that would really Have an opinion on who should win best picture. That's my father-in-law. Let's see if he uh Let's see if he's got time. There's a big day for him. Anyway, hey, hey two things First of all before I ask this question, did you get your staples taken out today? No. They had to reschedule for tomorrow morning. Why? The PA had to go home. She was sick or something. Yeah, that's garbage. All right. Well,

tomorrow. Make sure you make sure you get some video of them pulling those staples out of your knee. Oh yeah. I can't wait. I'll get it for you. Full knee replacement, man. Hey, uh, question here is simple. Who is going to win best picture at the Oscars?

Do you know all the nominees? It's 10 of them. It's here. Let me read them to you. The Brutalist, Conclave,, wicked, Amelia Perez, Nickel boys. I'm still here. A complete unknown. Dune part two, the substance, anora.

Okay. I've only seen four of those 10. I'm going to say the brutalist wins. What? Didn't you love, didn't you love Dune? It's not got a chance. Science fiction never wins. No chance.

That's a great movie. No, no chance. It wins. What about wicked? What about wicked? I, uh, musical. I don't know. I think the other one that could win is a complete unknown.

Bob Dylan. Yeah. Oh, did you like it? I didn't know. Bob Dylan? Yeah. Ugh, did you like it? I didn't see it. Oh. Oh. I like it, man, that's good. But you think it could win.

I want to see the brutal list. I told Tammy that- Hold on, you haven't even seen the brutal list either? No, but I want to see it. So the two that you think will win are ones that you haven't even seen. True. Just going on reputation. Well what's the ones you've seen?

So I saw Dune and I saw Conclave, which is very good. And I saw Amelia Perez, which is different, but was well done I guess for what it was trying to do. What do you mean I guess? Have you seen. What do you mean? I guess. Have you seen it? No, no, I'm not gonna watch that shit. It's way out there. What was the, I can't even think of the fourth one I saw. Oh, Substance. You know, it'd be fun, but that's not gonna win. Did you like all the nudity in that movie? Fantastic, yeah. I can't believe you haven't seen Wicked. I don't know why we haven't.

We haven't seen that. All right. Need to see that. I seriously try not to talk or anything. The brutalist. All right. Well, good luck on that. Okay, thanks.

I can't believe sci-fi never wins. I thought Dune was a lock. Oh, it was terrific. No, sci-fi never wins. All right. Good to know. Like Space Odyssey is it was terrific. Now, sci-fi never wins. Alright, good to know. Like, Space Odyssey is it. 2001. I'll check in on you tomorrow after the removal.

I would appreciate that. Alright, Godspeed. We'll film it. Okay, bye. Bye. So he hadn't even seen any of the movies he's picking, but he does, again, have some real takes on on Dune All right. Let's plug some stuff Tosh show store dot-com

Guys get some merch Eddie's tour my tour on sale now tons of dates. We're gonna be all over the Midwest. Also, this is funny Portugal I'm Heading to Lisbon to do a show. Now there's a chance that this show gets canceled. And I'm going to be honest with you guys. Whenever you hear of an act canceling their show, they're always like, oh, it was health reasons or a family emergency.

But all of that is a lie. The real reason the shows get canceled is because of one thing and one thing only, right, Carl? That's poor ticket sales. You just have to accept it. And guess what, guys? Right now in Lisbon, there are a lot of good seats available.

And when I say a lot, I mean all of them. All of the good seats. Apparently, nobody in Lisbon has ever, ever heard of me or has any desire to see me do standup. Because we've got no tickets sold. So, pretty soon, I'm gonna be up against it. And I'm gonna have to make a decision. And they're gonna be like, oh, it was a scheduling conflict.

We regret to inform the 64 people that bought tickets that the show has been rescheduled to a later date. And that later date will be fucking never. Anyway, let's get to the free plug. We got any new music for the free plug today? Yes. There we go. Finally, some of the little beat, something giving us a little street cred.

All right. This free plug, if you love subs, then might I recommend little white house subs in Key West, Florida. Wow. I've never been there. It's located on 218 Whitehead street near the Key West blight and aquarium. What's blight? Big tower.

Is that, is that something like a light, but it's called a blight? Yeah. Am I supposed to know what the word blight means? Does anybody else know what the word blight means? No, it's Key West blight, bite. B-I-G-H-T. You misspelled it. Okay.

Or C port. Oh, I don't want to add anything else. You put a fucking word that doesn't exist and act like I was crazy. All right. The Key West bite and aquarium. Uh, they're open from Monday through Saturday, 11 to five Sundays. They're only open 11 to three. That makes sense.

It's like Chick-fil-A only just, you know, shortened hours. Uh, they offer subs, sandwiches, and salads. Why would you put subs and sandwiches? Aren't the subs all the same thing? Is a sandwich different than a sub in anyone's world? Yeah, it's a shape. The shape is what's different? Okay.

You're telling me that a sub isn't a sandwich? I would say it is. It's called Subway sandwich. All subs are sandwiches, not all sandwiches are subs. By the way, the owner just got married. He actually attended my show in Vegas to celebrate. That's information that I got from Eddie who randomly went to this sub shop while he was down in Key West performing.

What'd you have Eddie? The Balboa. The Balboa. Now the Balboa according to their menu is a $16 sandwich. It is. That is, uh, am I, am I out of touch or is just Key West different prices? I think it's a little higher down there everything I thought island life. Yeah, cuz $16 for a sandwich seems high But it was huge. They're big. Oh, they're big. Yeah. Okay, so you're telling me you probably could have gotten a half For what $10? I mean and the half would have been a big enough sandwich for you

Because when they gave it to you, they wrapped the other half half to go You know, you're not gonna finish the whole thing Well, so that you you ordered a sub and they just already pre boxed half your food Yeah, you know what sir, we're gonna do you a solid here Honestly, cut you off halfway and I ate enough if I'd unwrapped it would have felt like a pig So I was just like I guess I go eat it around the corner You went and ate it around the corner. I was still hungry. I would have been hidden Oh good Lord. I thought you actually went around the corner and ate half the other half. Okay now when I get a sub which which I don't get to get as much as I want to because there's not a

good sandwich place near my home and my wife hates sandwiches. Okay. What? Yeah she hates all sandwiches don't even get me started but the chips uh, the chips. I'm really into, uh, the funky fusion. What brand is that? Voodoo chips? Yeah. I like Voodoo chips. They're good. All right.

You can get a whole pickle there for $2.60. Who doesn't love walking around an island, just gnawing on a pickle. I bet those pickles in Key West. I bet you those things are a hot item. I love pickles. I've never once bought those pickle in a bag things. Man, those things look disgusting. There's just no way there's that packs a crunch in there.

That thing has got to be soggy and mushy. I don't like it. Well, well, little white house has some desserts on hand. I suggest heading over to a, what is it? Matheson's. Matheson's on Duval for the best cookie on the Island. Actually, I've been there before. I like their cookie.

It's the cookies. Like they're like this big. Big cookie. Yeah. They gave us a stack of them once. They lasted us for the rest of the tour. We just break off a little piece every time you walk by. That's nice.

I think there was a snickerdoodle that I enjoyed chocolate chip that I enjoyed Let's say it might have been a snickerdoodle Might have been a peanut butter one, too. That was pretty good. That doesn't matter. This isn't about Mathisins this is about a little White House subs going over there and Pick yourself up a sub in Key West, Florida. See you next week. This is John Cameron Mitchell and my new fiction podcast series, Cancellation Island, stars Holly Hunter as Karen, a wellness influencer who launches a rehab for the recently canceled. In the future we will all be canceled for 15 minutes, but don't worry we'll take you from broke to woke or your money back.

Cancellation Island's revolutionary rehab therapies like Bad Touch football, anti-racism spin class and mandatory ayahuasca ceremonies are designed to force the cancel to confront their worst impulses. But everything starts to fall apart when people start disappearing. Karen, where have you brought us? Cancellation Island, where a second chance might just be your last. Listen to Cancellation Island on the iHeartRad Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Do you remember what you said the first night I came over here? How goes lower? From Blumhouse TV, iHeart Podcasts, and Ember 20 comes an all new fictional comedy podcast series. Join the flighty Damien Hirst as he unravels the mystery of his vanished boyfriend. I've been spending all my time looking for answers about what happened to Santi.

And what's the way to find a missing person? Sleep with everyone he knew, obviously. Listen to The Hook Up on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows. Hi, I'm Arturo Castro, and I've been lucky enough to do stuff like Broad City and Narcos and Roadhouse. And now I'm starting a podcast because honestly guys, I don't feel the space is crowded enough. Get ready for Greatest Escapes, a new comedy podcast about the wildest true escape stories in history. Each week I'll be sitting down with some of the most hilarious actors and writers and comedians, people like Ed Helms, Diane Guerrero and Joseph

Gordon-Levitt. I love storytelling and I love you, so I can't wait. Listen and subscribe to Greatest Escapes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everybody, what's up? This is Questlove, and every year we do special programming in February for Black History Month. Now, it's especially important this year,

as we gear up for some new conversations. So the team and I compiled some clips from the show that are worth revisiting. In part one of the celebration of Black History Month, we're listening Back to Moments with Chris Rock, Solange, Prodigy, Ben Varine, Jennifer Lewis, Angela Rye, and Gina Yashere. Listen to Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.