Tosh Show - My Super Bowl Episode

Episode Date: February 4, 2025

Daniel suits up for his big Super Bowl episode to discuss Sunday’s matchup between the back-to-back defending NFL Champion Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's time for our 59th annual Tosh show Super Bowl pregame special Welcome to Tosh show let's get it going here we go one two three Hey! Hey! You know, doing the wave with a group of people where only one of them is on camera, it really loses something. Gonna talk a lot of sports today. And that's gonna infuriate some and it's gonna entertain others. But before we get into that,

I gotta tell you a story about my son the other night when we were putting him down for bed can't believe this. I overheard my wife wrapping up I walk in I never know what I'm gonna say. I walk into a room like Kramer, you know I'm flying and screaming the n-word No, I'm kidding. I don't know what's gonna come out of my mouth. I just yell something at him I think it's funny. I just I barged in I just start screaming. I found out you lied to me It's just being silly and he just starts bawling crying No, just immediately just starts bawling crying and my wife looks at me like he what the fuck and I'm like

I was just I was just but then he then he's like, he's crying. He goes, I only did it twice. And so then my wife's like, oh shit. Let's hear it. What in the world did I just stumble into? And he says, he goes, I've only lied to you twice. One time was back in preschool, which is now a couple years ago. Wow. He said that there was a flower pot that had like a little crystal rock in there

or crystal rocks in this little flower pot and he took one of the crystal rocks. And I was like, okay, well, I'm glad you told me, and you can always tell me, and we all make mistakes, but you probably shouldn't have taken it without permission, but that's okay. And I go, well, do you want to tell me the other time? It's like, I killed a pigeon. No! So the other time? I killed a pigeon. No.

So the other day you won't believe this Eddie. The other time that he lied, again, I wasn't fishing for anything. He stumbled into it. This is ridiculous. I'm just trying to put him to bed. He's sobbing. He's sobbing through these confessions.

And I'm like, it's okay. But he goes, the other time was I was on a plane with Eddie, and I'm like, oh, and he goes, we were playing a card game or some game, and he goes, I cheated. Where he said he cheated? Yeah! I didn't even catch it either. How bad are my card games where this kid's like getting one over me?

He, he, so I'm just letting you know Eddie that you should have won. Oh, well, I do feel good. My son cheated you. He beat me. He was sobbing. He was before bed because he, he played a game with Eddie and he said that he cheated during the game like and I'm like And by the way, some of his card games are just made up card games. Anyway, the rules don't exist. They're not even real games but anyway Listen, I'm just the kid is extremely easy to interrogate. I mean just immediately folds like origami I I got to work with him on that but that was a that was just the other night extremely easy to interrogate. I mean, he just immediately folds like origami.

I gotta work with him on that. But that was just the other night. Anyway, let me give you, before I get into it too, this episode, I wanna give you a little update on the fire situation here in SoCal, a thing no one says. I wanna talk about a few of the upsides of the fire, for me personally.

And listen, I'm not trying to minimize the horrific scope of what happened, but just for my own sanity, I like to point out a few of the good things that have happened because of these fires. One, as you know from watching this show, I love to give away my stuff. And now with families that are in such need,

I have been going to crazy town. Like, you know, one of the signs of somebody that's suicidal is they give away all their possessions. Well, then get ready for me to kill myself because I am unloading large quantities of stuff. The gifts on the show going forward are going to, I'm gonna take a hit for a while. There's gonna be some slim pickings

because I'm giving just everything hit for a while. There's gonna be some slim pickings because I'm given just everything away Clothes shoes, you know, hey the other day somebody's like, oh do you have I checked in with this family that had lost them I'm like, do you guys need dishware? Because the guest house where my in-laws stay they don't cook I watch what they eat if they don't eat with us They have microwave popcorn for dinner just weird old people rationing sick a weird meal yeah, like they don't eat it I'm like they don't and there's full sets of plates and Silver they've got they've got you know 20 of everything. So I left them four, four plates, four bowls, four everything.

And then I took the, whatever was left, 10 or so. Hey, you know, I divvied it up into two piles of six. Isn't that fair to give to a family? Need just a set of six. I gave sets of six to multiple people. I'm like, great. I can't stop giving away stuff. Anyway, if you need anything and you were affected by the fire, you, and you're

thinking there's no way he has this reach out to me. There was a bike. Mom was like, my son. I'm like, you're not riding your bike very much. It's gone. Gave it away. And then people are like, well, does he still use it? I'm like, not anymore.

Your family uses it. You got to use it. If you, if you, if you don't use it, you're gonna lose it. That's the new mantra in our house. And I tell my son when he's playing with toys, I'm like, come on, buddy. If you give it away, you're helping somebody else. And he doesn't really care about that,

and I don't blame him. But he's now starting to play with everything because he's just terrified. He sees me going through the house with a box and he knows what that means. And he's like, we gotta help somebody. He's like, oh shit, don't come to my room. Another bright side, for me personally,

is that the restaurants in the area that are still open and weren't affected, there's just nobody in there, which is bad for business and they'll probably go under and I'll lose them and that's terrible. But in the meantime, I get to eat in complete privacy. Plenty of elbow room. Oh my goodness, it's like, I'll take all the tables.

They're like, do you want a booth or a table? Do you want to sit inside or out? I'm like, I'm gonna do both. We'll start, we'll do the first course outside and then as it gets colder, I'm gonna I'm gonna move into a booth You guys just follow me around Before I get into talking football, I need to quickly rehash Some Australian open. Whoa. Yeah.

By the way, I find myself the most patriotic when I'm watching tennis. It's weird. All of a sudden I care so much about my country. Tennis and war. Those are the two times that I feel the most patriotic. Let me talk about Maddie Keys. I don't know how old she is. She's late 20s. She's been in tennis since

probably 18. She's had a long road and she won. She made it all the way to the finals and she won. She beat the number one player in the finals and the number two player in the semis. And you know, one of them's Russian, one of them's something else with a bunch of K's in their name And I just am I just root against them so hard because they don't have the personality that I like But Matty keys did our country proud and won now the bigger

story during the Australian open much like Aaron Rodgers, is Djokovic. Djokovic loses the first set in a tiebreaker and then just quits, retires. And he hears a handful of boos from the stadium, or a lot of boos, I don't know. I listened to it, it didn't sound overwhelming. And everybody loses their mind. Because in the past, he's cried wolf.

We learned that story as a child for a reason. It's a thing. Just because he's really hurt this time doesn't erase the fact that a couple dozen other times, he's whined about an injury that probably didn't exist. And by the way, let me say something about booing and people are like, like oh how classless Of the Australians to boo. Okay. First of all, it wasn't all of them

You know one time I did a show 2001 is my guess at the University of Florida their Gator growl their homecoming big show. It's 57,000 people the largest stand-up show in the world and I was opening David Tell was featuring Jim Brewer was the headliner. Oh, yeah. Well, whatever It was and anybody that knows stand-up knows ooh You don't want to go up after David Tell No, ooh, you don't want to go up after David Tell. The guy's a monster. You know, he's better than all of us,

and there's a, it just, that's just the fact. Even if the audience doesn't know it, there'll be an energy on the next comic where they're like, whoa, why are you not as great as that other guy? Well, anyway, during Jim Brewer's set, there was a group or so of people and let's say it was 200 people that started booing and and Jim kind of acknowledged it but didn't really and then you know did his okay

did an okay show. But here's my point when there's 57,000 people watching you and 200 people boo you really loudly, you're gonna be like, oh, that's a horrible show. But the reality is, that's just a tiny group of people. Such a small percentage. Right. Any other people could have been loving you. Anyway, getting back to Djokovic being a little bitch. Okay, a handful of people booed First of all, they didn't know how serious it was. They just saw you and the match after one set they paid a fortune to see you in a major in the semi-finals and

Instead of getting to see five hours of tennis. They got to see 45 minutes who cares? And it was and it was let's say it was 30 people that did it. Maybe it was probably less than that. And you just, everybody freaks out. Can you believe the behavior of these people that the Australian army, fuck you. It's a, it's a game. You're performing a game and the guy out there that quit is a dick. So yeah, they booed. Who cares? He's very booable.

Yeah, he's booable. Don't act like he hasn't been a dick his whole career. He has. And then he, of course, he tweets out his MRI and it's like, okay, this is for all you couch doctors out there to show that he has a tear in his muscle. I'm like, God damn it. You just, you just proven my point. It just, you just tone deaf.

Don't get it. Or sorry you're injured. Hope you heal up in time for Indian Wells in two months when I'll be there booing the shit out of you. If he comes out and everybody just starts booing to be funny, that'd be amazing. Yeah, they won't. They'll clap. They're respectful.

And that's what's dumb about tennis. It's not fun on that aspect. We all have to be quiet. Then they hit the ball. You're not supposed to clap if one player hits it into the net. That's, you're not supposed to applaud an unforced error. You're only supposed to, you know, applaud if your player wins a point on their own. And then, God forbid, they hit the net and it bounces over in their favor,

then they have to apologize to the other player. And they have to make sure that they see the apology with a hand gesture. Be like, I'm sorry I won that point that my ball hit the net. I wish it would have fallen on my side since I didn't hit it perfectly enough. I'm fucking stupid.

And you know what? The more I talk about tennis, the more I realize I hit it perfectly enough. I'm fucking stupid. And you know what? The more I talk about tennis, the more I realize I hate it. Oh, switching the hats. I'm switching the hats. Getting back to my true love. Oh, getting ready for the Super Bowl. And now are we allowed to say Super Bowl

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-♪ Paa-show! All right, Super Bowl 59. I think it's number 59. Ed? It's right here, 59. You know how to translate Roman numerals? Not at all. Just call it the 2025 championship

with the regular season that was in 2024. This country's too stupid to understand. Roman numerals? Not at all. Just call it the 2025 championship with the regular season that was in 2024. This country's too stupid to understand Roman numerals at this point. We stopped learning how to write cursive. We can stop pretending letters are numbers. That's what I say. You know what I'm gonna call it?

Swiftie Bowl II. Yeah. By the way, Taylor Swift, she proudly calls herself a childless cat lady. But you know, how often is she even seeing these cats? I feel like she's just always gone. She's just always traveling. Yeah, she's out a lot. She's never home. I don't care how much you love your cat. Nobody travels with their cats. That's disgusting. Anyway, my favorite part of any Chiefs game is always the camera pan to the Taylor Swift box, you know, watching her

have to be cordial to Brittany Magama Holmes and whatever the name of Butkers handmaid is of kicker Yeah, that's Anyway, so this year it's Taylor's Chiefs verse Eddie's Eagles In New Orleans. Oh, yeah, no Orleans. No, I worry about New Orleans You made recently had snow right you imagine if the levees break again because of an avalanche? Oh my goodness. That would be the worst. Disaster. Eddie, now you're a die-hard Eagles fan. True or false?

True. When did you become an Eagles fan? I remember 1980. They're in the Super Bowl. Lost in Louisiana in the Superdome to the Raiders Listen to that listen to that childhood. Oh, yeah, well you said in the 80s or 1980 is when they 1980 before that probably two years before that so you've been a fan for a long time. Well, how are you feeling? Are you nervous about this game? Are you excited excited? Chiefs Chiefs are going for the three Pete. You know, speaking of back to back champions, I'd be remiss if I didn't bring up the Dolphins undefeated 72 season.

And by the way, they won the championship the following year in 73. And then I was conceived in 74. That's right. My parents were still riding high. Football family. Woo! Oh, we loved the dolphins.

And they love sex. Unprotected. Unprotected sex. Oh, that was good stuff. Speaking of your Eagles, Dylan back there, you know, the guy that fucks this show up constantly,

he diehard Giants fan. Yeah. Let's go. Dylan, you gonna watch the game? Absolutely. Oh my goodness. The Super Bowl should be blacked out in New York and the Giants should be forced to sell their team. Agreed.

They've proven they don't understand football. Listen, we've made owners sell their teams because of being racist You're gonna tell me that getting rid of Barkley to keep Daniel Jones to later in the year just cut him you're saying that's not worse That's egregious. Yep. I mean, it has nothing to do with being racist. It's just stupidity on a level that you're like, you know what, I'd rather my owner be racist than this fucking dumb.

You know what they should do? They should force the Giants and Jets to merge. A merger. Yeah. You know, one team won three games and then the good team won five. Oh, not to mention they're both in Jersey. Oh, yeah, it's complete nonsense. Market doesn't deserve two teams.

New Jersey deserves a team. The New Jersey little people, crop dusters. And as long as Aaron Rodgers is the quarterback, the team isn't allowed to have medical staff. No medical tent on the sideline just a yurt where they can do ayahuasca He was concussed it's mandatory that he heads to the yurt Let me dad. Let me talk about some Super Bowl facts here Do you know the New England Patriots have the most losses in Super Bowl history

Did not know it imagine how many Super Bowl wins they would have Josh Allen were their quarterback. Oh yeah, and telling me that Bill Belichick with his amazing defenses and cheating Wouldn't have been able to string together a few more Super Bowl wins had they not had the greatest of all time But instead Josh Allen Hmm by the way Congrats to Bill Belichick I respect that move getting back into coaching at the University of North Carolina So that he could be closer to his college sophomore girlfriend

I couldn't get through the joke without laughing. Speaking of Belichick, the game's on Fox, which means we're all gonna have to labor through Tom Brady panicking to not sound like a moron. The GOAT, the greatest of all time, until the end of the game when we can all be like, all right, Patrick Mahomes is now the greatest of all time. No one's ever three-peated. I'm excited for the halftime.

You, Eddie? Oh yeah. Kendrick? Kendrick! What, he got SZA with him? Right. Man, these lyrics are, you know, known for being explicit. I'm worried. I'm terrified, you know, enjoying it with my children that it's not gonna be family friendly. Do you think he'll sing not like us? Because Drake slapped him with a lawsuit trying to prevent him from playing his biggest hit. No, that was a bitch move, Drake. Bitch move.

No, of course he's gonna play it. Now, if he filed that in Canada, we won't recognize that in America. So certified lover boy, certified pedophile, what, what, what, what, what? Get him Kendrick, do what you do. I don't like it. Sorry, it's just off topic, but on topic.

I hate when comics create a scenario that doesn't exist just so they can tell their joke. But I'm about to do that. Okay. Okay. Imagine for a second if Kanye West were doing the halftime show. And then mid performance,

Taylor Swift comes out there, nudges him off stage, takes his microphone and is like, no, no, I'll take care of it. I'll take over from here. That would be, I would love it. I mean, that would be the ultimate payback. Like, look at this.

I held onto this for so long, but, aw, that'd been good. You excited about the commercials? What are you, my wife? Am I excited about the commercials? Oh yeah,, my wife? Am I excited about the commercials? Yeah, the commercials. People love them. Yeah, no, I'm never excited about the commercials.

Bud Light might do something cool. It's the only reason I try to watch the Super Bowl live because it's infuriating to not fast forward to get back to the game if I'm like, if I'm back a half hour or something like that So I watch but it's such a waste of money all this money these commercials Just trying to figure out how to market to Gen Z. We know how to market to Gen Z. It's podcast It's YouTube you find the right YouTube channel that has a podcast on it hosted by a comedian in their late 40s

Problem solved and you save at least half the money you were gonna spend on a Super Bowl commercial Yeah, you give the money to me forget a 30-second spot. I'll ramble on for three and a half minutes I'll even do the dumb disclaimer stuff at the end. Now I won't do like, nah there's certain products I won't do but for the most part I'm a little pig. All right. I'm just saying you more bang for your buck over here. I love Allstate's commercials you know especially the ones with Andy Reid. Andy Reid underrated actorrated actor extremely funny almost funny enough to forget that all-state bold coverage in the state of California and Fucked over everyone who lost everything in the fires. I'm sure they'll have the game on whichever

FEMA tent Super Bowl party They attend probably gonna have a great spread to Probably a seven layer dip from Kirkland Signature while the kids are crying saying, when do we get to go home mommy? Never, never, all state. Imagine if companies this year said, oh instead of putting a commercial out we've decided to just

donate this money to families in need in Alta Dena Wow I'd support that company just putting it out there now I know people are gonna be betting on this game Lord knows I will I'm gonna be in Vegas performing at the Cosmopolitan. Guys, come out. I'm there the night before, Saturday night. Come to the show. I usually spend most of my money on the props. I'm gonna be doing silly bets,

just to make it interesting the whole way through the game. You know, first to score, last to score, how long the first field goal's gonna be, all of those. Those are my favorites. But we need to check in with some experts. And since I don't know any experts, we'll just check in on the people that are in my circle. See what their thoughts are on the big game.

Let's check in on Philadelphia comedic legend, no disrespect to Eddie. I don't really consider you a Philly guy. My dad's from there. Right. But I'm going to check in Philly legend comedian Todd Glass. Oh, I like it. If anyone knows sports, it's comedian Todd Glass.

Hold on. My February is wide open. I have some dates available in April and June if you need me. And also my summer is pretty much free too. I wish so much that that was just your outgoing message. Todd, as a legend in the Philadelphia area, you have to be so excited about this Super Bowl. Do you know who's playing in the Super Bowl first and foremost? One of the Eagles are playing

Are you a fan of the Eagles? Well, not not a fan, but I don't really follow sports. Uh-huh understood So give me a score. Oh Jesus Christ Daniel, I have no fucking give me a score. Oh Jesus Christ Daniel, I have no fucking right. Give me a score. Oh Just get I know I know Okay, I'm gonna say is it points they get what this thing is Yes, it's 30 to 40 they win 30 to 40. There's nothing wrong with that. Okay.

I love it. I'm gonna bet money. I'm gonna bet money that the actual score ends 30 to 40. And I'll let you know how that pans out. Oh man. Thank you so much. Alright. I will talk to you soon, Todd. Can I ask you a question while I got you on the phone real quick? Yeah. I feel like, you know, the old days of Don Ripples and Johnny Carson

Could you never invite me over your house for anything? Come over Now you say that but there's something going on We'll talk about it off the air, but I put it out the PCH is closed No, I'm talking for the last year. You never said over having people over you must have people over your house sometimes I Gotta get you over to the house. Bye. Bye. You heard it from Todd.

Yup. 30 to 40. 30 to 40. Let's see what my mom thinks. Let's check in on mom. Are you there? Hey, I need your Super Bowl prediction. I don't like either teams,

but I'm sick and tired of Kansas City winning. I wanted Buffalo to win. You wanted Buffalo to win, but you were wrong. Okay, and now who do you want to win the Super Bowl? I guess Philadelphia, cause I'm tired of the Chiefs winning. You like Taylor Swift though? No.

No? I'm not a Taylor Swift fan at all. What about Patrick Mahomes? You like Patrick Mahomes? No. I'm not, no. What about Andy Reid? No. See, Grandpa likes, Dad likes all them, but I don't. He likes Andy Reid. I don't like Andy Reid. Alright, so you're all in on the Phillies. I'm going for a Philadelphia. What's the, give me your final score? Oh, yeah, what are you doing? Don't do this to me? Score 32 To

27 all right that seems that seems fair. That's a that's an exciting game. Yeah, that's gonna That means and that means hammer the over how much are you gonna bet on the game? I'm not gonna bet? You don't gamble I Know is gambling wrong. I don't know gambling wrong is gambling wrong to you not to me. I love it It's so fun. All right. Well, I gotta go good pick on the game. You're always Good pick on the game. You're always- Is this a phone call for, I thought you were FaceTiming me.

This isn't gonna go on the air, is it? No, I gotta go, bye. Go birds. What? Jesus. You know what we should check in on? Let's check in on my father-in-law. See if Greg's got any hot tips.

What's up, brother? Hey! Hey, brother. Let's get your let's get your sports picks for the Super Bowl. I gotta get them on the air. Who you got? Oh man. Uh uh uh gotta be the Chiefs gotta be the Chiefs. Uh huh. High scoring. Are we taking the over? Uh uh oh that's a good one. I'm gonna say no. Oh But the chiefs one what's the spread? I haven't even seen it spreads gotta be under three and a half one and a half Minus one look at that. I said mine is under three and a half and it's two and a half. It's one Oh, it's one and a half now Chiefs are one and a half point picks

I still think they pull it off I mean as he said you got to be the champ to be the champ. So I'm going to go with the champs. All right. Talk to you soon. Bye. Thanks, Daniel. Let's call Pete's wife. Oh, she's got to sing both songs. Oh, she'll sing the Spite songs. That's all she does.

Hello. What's up? The dumbest way to answer the phone. What's up? That's the dumbest way to answer the phone. What's up? I just said I'm calling Pete's wife and then Eddie got so excited because he knows that you're going to sing the fight songs. But first of all, who's playing in the Super Bowl? Okay, I actually know this.

It's the Chiefs and the Eagles. Uh huh. And didn't they were the ones that played last year? No. Two years ago. A couple years ago. A couple years ago. But yes. Okay, fine. Never mind. Do you know where the Super Bowl is being played? Nope. Nope. Not a clue.

Tell me who's gonna win the Super Bowl and what the score is going to be. Okay, I think it's going to be the Eagles and I think it's going to be 21-17. Oh, boring game. Yonder. I don't know why. Those are random numbers. Any two-point conversions attempted or completed in the game? These are prop bets that I'm going to want to know about. Yeah, so I'm not entirely sure what that means, but yeah, there's probably gonna be one.

Okay, what about a safety? You think there'll be a safety in the game? That's a big prop bet. That's like, yeah, there probably will be one of those. Oh! That's interesting. That's interesting. Alright, sing the Chiefs fight song.

Oh, the Chiefs, okay. Chiefs! Bum-bum-bum bam, bam, bam, chiefs! Bam, bam, bam, bam! That's not a song. It's sketch. I think that is. They do that at the stadium. You hang out with Eddie enough.

Do you actually know the Eagles fight song? I know that he always tweets like, Fly, Eagles, fly. Yeah, that's it. You basically got it. All right. That's it. Fly, Eagles, fly, kakaw! No, there's no kakaw, and that's not what an eagle sounds like anyway. That's it. You basically got it. All right. That's it

No, there's no caca and that's not what an eagle sounds like anyway You've never heard Eddie make Eddie make it Eddie make an eagle noise This is what I do for a living all right Sam I gotta go Boy, I tell you you want I inside sports information. You know you go to The French Your call has been forwarded to voicemail the person you're trying to reach is not available He just texted me I'm on the plane I'm gonna get him. He's gonna do it. I can get him to answer a phone on but he was like refusing to answer

Here Pierre. Pierre. I know you're on a plane. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl? Kansas. Kansas. Kansas. All right. Thank you. Bye. Kansas. Kansas. Kansas, Kansas, Kansas. The fact that he knew Kansas City was in, good for him. I didn't see that coming. Well, it's clear that everyone in my circle is excited about the big game.

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Well, I want to thank no one for being on the show today. I'm excited about the Super Bowl and I hope Travis pops the question! Let's get some plugs out of the way ToshShowStore.com get some merch guys We should be having some new stuff dropping Eddie's tour dates Come see him and he'll be with me on my tour. Going to be in Vegas this weekend. Of course. Uh, new dates are on sale now.

We're going to be in New York, New Brunswick, New Jersey. Carl, we're going to Kansas city, Omaha, somewhere in middle America, Minneapolis, the twin cities, St. Paul, we're going gonna show you love. Milwaukee, gotta love Milwaukee. I really do. I mean, Milwaukee's a great city. Madison, you know you're wonderful.

Chicago, that'll be fun too. I hope I don't get killed. Yeah. I know that happens every six minutes in Chicago. Someone just shot dead. All right, go to danieltosh comm for those also. Hey Carl I believe I'm gonna leave you at home and head over to Lisbon and do a show there I haven't officially decided or maybe I have I don't know. I

just I just know that that that I don't speak Portuguese and I'm not gonna attempt to Don't speak Portuguese and I'm not going to attempt to. Ah, whatever. Come see me. If you speak English and want to hear my nonsense and you live over in Lisbon, I'm going to come. I'm going to do a show. Eddie's been trying to write me jokes that I can use in Lisbon.

What do you call a bird that lives in Lisbon? Portugese. Portugese. Carl, come on. It's all right. It's time for our free plug hit the music all right wasn't ready for that like Inya or something that's interesting oh today's free plug guys I couldn't be more happy to do this free plug. Today's free plug is

for Dr. Kamrava. Now let me tell you something about this guy. Over in Encino, California during the evacuation started to feel pain in my tooth. Okay? And I was like, oh no, now is not the time. I can't get to my dentist, roads were closed, you know, I'm with my family, days turned into weeks, pain was starting to get excruciating. People are going through real stuff, and in my mind, I'm like, I don't really give a shit,

my tooth hurts. Okay, I can't get to my dentist because of road closures. I go to my wife's dentist. We have separate dentists Don't worry about that. We keep our assets separate Okay, she can't afford my dentist. That's not as neither here nor there. Anyway, I go to her dentist He's like I I don't do root canals. I'm like great now I showed up at a place and they can't even do it. Well, then I find out I call my dentist I said I have an x-ray sent to him and he's like I don't do I don't do do it. Well then I find out, I call my dentist, I have an x-ray sent to him,

and he's like, I don't do root canals either. And I'm like, what? Dentists apparently don't do root canals. You go to a specialist, and that's where Comrava comes in. Dr. Comrava, my dentist refers me to this guy. He's like, go check this guy out. Now let me tell you something.

This guy says, I don't have any openings tomorrow But if something available opens up, I'll get you in oh my god. That's nice enough, but he gets me in the day after Okay, I show I've never had a root canal. I don't even know what happened. It's you know, your nerve is dying and The tooth is dying And they drill in they drill out the nerve. So I'm nervous. You know, I've always heard, by the way, the movie, Rad, 1987, BMX movie, Bill Allen.

There's a scene in there where Bill Allen is riding his bike with his little sister. He picks her up from school on his BMX bike. She stands on the back peg. She's holding on to his back. And he takes her through a sprinkler and gets his sister a little wet on the bike ride home. And then he says, huh, Wes, wasn't that fun? And she says, like a root canal. Oh, Wes, wasn't that fun? Like a root canal.

My whole life, until I was way older, I couldn't understand the way she said it because I think she has a lollipop in her mouth. I always thought she said, like a rink in her. And I never understood what that meant when she rode her bike there. Wasn't that fun Wes? Like a rink in her.

Like a root canal. And then when I got much older, I was like, oh rinkiner. Like a root canal. And then when I got much older I was like, oh she's saying like a root canal. Yeah, I shouldn't have brought that up during the free plug, but here we are. So anyway, here's the problem. You go in and he does a thorough exam. And he's like, just so you know, finding where the problem is, is a bit primitive. But the work I do to fix it is not and I'm like, okay So he's basically starts tapping on my teeth like which tooth is it and I'm like, it's this one back here

And he's tapping on it. He's like just raise your hand if you feel any discomfort I don't know. It doesn't hurt and he's checking by the way four teeth away. He's like I think it's this one and I'm like, am I that bad that I don't know where the pain is? And he's doing all these different things to see if he can pinpoint. Yes This is the tooth. Then at one point he stops and he tells me he goes, okay, I'm 95% sure It's this tooth. You said it was this tooth three teeth away. I think it's this tooth. He goes, you can wait a couple weeks or a month

until it gets really bad. And then it's gonna be obvious to all of us which tooth it is. Right. Where it's waking you up at night, blah, blah, blah. The pain is constant. Or we can go forward at this. And I was like, I really appreciated him

just giving me numbers. Nobody ever does that. Nobody ever says, I'm 95% just giving me numbers. Nobody ever does that. Nobody ever says, I'm 95% sure it's this. I just like that. I'm somebody that responded well. Then he's like, well, let me try one more test. And the only reason that he was so probably at 95 is because I told him it was a different one.

But anyway, he does a final test and he goes, you know what? I'm 99% sure. Okay, jumped up. Yeah. And I'm like, go for it, buddy. Fix it. And he does a final test and he goes, you know what, I'm 99% sure. Okay, jumped up. Yeah, and I'm like, go for it, buddy, fix it. And he does this thing, he numbs your mouth up. By the way, I've never had a root canal and I've always been told it's horrible.

I feel nothing. And he's drilling this tiny hole down there and he's disinfecting it and he puts this thing on. He goes, this is a pain, but I'm gonna hold this thing on there. I don't know what it's doing, but it's some type's disinfecting it, he puts his thing on, he goes, this is a pain, but I'm gonna hold this thing on there. I don't know what it's doing, but it's some type of disinfecting thing. It's gotta be on there for nine and a half minutes.

And I'm like, oh, that's long. That's a long time to hold your mouth open. You know, but he does it fine. And he's like, you know, normally when you get a root canal, people then they put a crown over the top of yours. My holes are so tiny and precise. You know, your dentist may recommend this later to not, to put some covering over,

but you don't need to, I'll seal it up as, when we come out and you don't need anything. And sure enough, I'm in there, I'm in there for a while, hour, 15 minutes, for, you know, a long time does get to that 99% positive and then he does the procedure and then I leave and he's like you may feel Discomfort for the first week and you might want to stick to soft foods or eating on the other side of your mouth But I didn't I felt nothing the very next day just perfect And I just love that because anytime you have something wrong with your body you go to a doctor and they're like Oh, I think we should do this and you're like, oh great And then that doesn't fix it and you come back six more times and it's just nice to go to a place where guys like

Oh Here's the problem. Boom fix it you leave you're not in pain anymore Done. Yeah You leave, you're not in pain anymore. Done. Yeah. Dr. Comrava. I loved him. Guy was in and out.

Fixed it, feel no pain, surgery, felt nothing. And he even said to me, he goes, hey, if you know anybody that ever needs any procedure, I appreciate a recommendation. I'm like, well, look, he didn't know who I was. He called me the wrong name at one point. And I'm like, oh shit, I'm not going to get special treatment. This guy just called me David.

All right, anyway, he's a dentist that does root canals. Kamrava's endodontic training and experience was provided. It's provided him with the ability to treat all types of endodontic cases. All cases performed by him are done so with the ability to treat all types of endodontic cases. All cases performed by him are done so with the use of a surgical operating microscope. But don't call him to schedule a cleaning. His practice is limited to endodontics.

That's Dr. Kamrava and Encino. And listen, I mean, I'm not, you guys are probably like, oh, he's doing the free plug and he's going to, I didn't, I'm not, you guys are probably like, oh, he's doing the free plug and he's gonna get something in return. I'm not, I just wanted to reward the guy for doing great work. Hey, I got charged.

I mean, I've got good insurance, don't get me wrong, but there was still a copay thing or something. They hit me up for 250 bucks. Well, I paid that happily. You fixed my fucking mouth. You ever seen an endodontist? I didn't know the word endodontist existed before days free plug See you next week Calling all Yellowstone fans, let's go to work

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