Tosh Show - My Super Bowl LX Episode

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Daniel breaks down the big game and shares his picks.  Join our Patreon for exclusive content: http://patreon.com/toshshow

Well, it's time for my lock of the week. And you know that I do not throw out locks of the week unless I'm guaranteeing that it's a lock. Show for show. Welcome to Tosh Show. Guess what time it is, Eddie? Super Bowl time. Eddie. What time is it?

Big game. It's a big game. You can't call it the Super Bowl. What do we call it? That's right. The big game. Super Bowl's trademarked by the Super Bowl's. We can't say it.

Who can say the Super Bowl? Super Bowl. Only the Super Bowl can call it the Super Bowl Everybody else got to call it the big game The big game Big game. The big game time then Listen, thank you guys for tuning in

This is going to be a special episode You're going to get a lot of fun hot takes And some of you might not be interested in football Well this wouldn't be the one for you then Okay, hit mute and just start jerking Yeah Okay You know when I brought my father-in-law

To San Francisco Did I already rant about this? He wouldn't stop just referring it to Fritz as Frisco. Did I say this on the air? No. He just, it was so embarrassing. He's like, you know, I've always wanted to come to Frisco. I'm like, okay, don't do that.

And he just kept doing it. He wasn't trying to be funny. He just kept going, ah, you know what, Frisco, a lot cleaner than I thought it was going to be. Frisco. Just kept doing it. Oh, my goodness. Hey, I saw one of those driverless cars here in Frisco. He's like, stop.

Don't call it that. He's the guy that, like, when you go to a Mexican restaurant, and the server comes up, he goes, Ola, oh my gosh, shit. I'm going to be in Vegas the night before the Super Bowl, and I'm always there the night before, because that's when I place my bets. I like to gamble on the Super Bowl.

I like gambling. I'll give you guys a bet to make right now, okay? Yep. You guys kind of know my life. Let's see where you would bet on this. Do you think, let me set it up this way, I don't think I'm the best father in the, world. Am I the best father in my kids, you know, friend group? Yes. I destroy the other dads locally

here. I destroy them. You know, I'm not being cocky. I just know the amount of time I'm putting in. And they can't compete against that. I know I know who my kids call in the middle of the night when they get scared, who they want to come when they get hurt. It's me. me. Right. Okay? That's not the case in a lot of households. Anyway, my son,

the other day, he's like, he's like, Dad, I need to whisper something to you. I'm like, what? He's like, my, my penis is starting to burn on the, he's like freaking out about his penis. What happens was, because he's uncircised, I talk about this. That's right.

When he rides his bike a lot, it chafes a little bit. And so then it burns afterwards. So I have to get some Vaseline for him. I need to get him tighter underwear, I think, for when he rides bikes. The real thing is I need to teach him how to get out of the saddle and ride a bike, but little kids are so bad at standing up while they ride. As soon as they stand up, it's just like they're re-learning how to ride a bike.

Okay, that's nothing. The point is, I'm a good dad. You know, what's his name? Lachlan, my buddy, comedian. He'll always text me and stuff. Oh, number one dad. That's not the goal. The goal was just to make the play.

playoffs anyway. And I'm not the number one dad. I know that, but I am good. I'm involved in my kids' life. And you can't help but reflect back on your childhood, how different it was. Right. And I think my dad was great.

He was, you know, whatever. Great's a strong word, but you get it. No, my dad was great. But, like, I text my kids' teachers. Mm-hmm. You know, my kids, the principal, my daughter's school, I have an amazing rapport with her. I know what's going on.

I volunteer constantly to help. Okay, again, I'm patting myself on the back, way too much. All to get to this bet. Do you think my father, and I don't know the answer to this, do you think my father could name one teacher I've ever had in my entire life? No. No. You think he couldn't?

I don't think he could. I don't think he can either. If one of you thinks, oh, he definitely could, I was going to give you $100 and we'll call him and we'll see if he can. But I don't think he can. Not a single teacher I've ever had in my entire life. I don't think my father could pull in it. He's certain. And to double it to say, like, what did they teach?

That might be, you know. Right. I'll take that action. I'm going to switch my answer. Yes, he can definitely do that. You think my dad can name one teacher? Yes. Are you doing that just for the show?

No, no, no, now. Are you actually believe? You didn't tell me about the $100. And it's like, yeah, I think I'll take that. Now, you owe me a thousand though. Yes, got to be a consequence. No, let's just see. All right, forget the money aspect of it.

Well, that's not. We said it. All right, we said it. Let's see what happens. This is in Vegas. Let's see if he answers this. Hello. Hello, Father.

Hey, quick trivia question that you're going to be a part of here. I just need you to answer this question. Can you name one school teacher I've ever had in my life? Mr. Box. Wait, wait, who is, I have no idea who you're talking about. Who is Mr. Box? Was it Box or Fox? No, there's no, I never had a teacher, Mr. Box in my life.

Yes, she did. at the Lutheran school in St. Louis? No, I didn't. I didn't have, I was only at the Lutheran school, our Savior Lutheran, for kindergarten and first grade, and they were both women. Well, maybe I'm wrong. I bet you your daughters had that teacher,

which is still surprising to me that you pulled a name from so early on. You can't remember anybody from my high school? What about the one that cornered you in the car when you dropped me off because we wanted to tell you how bad I was? You remember him? Mr. Hyle? Is that who it was? Yeah, I remember that. I remember seeing him beeline to the car and I just started running into the class.

I started running to class. All right. All right. You're wrong on Box. That's Missy or Mindy, but not me. All right. That's what I wanted. Thank you.

You're welcome. Boy. All right. You owe me $1,000. $1,000. It's funny, though. He pulled a name from, no, he pulled a name from the one private Christian school that we went to. After that, it was all public schools.

But he probably, he probably was a little involved. More involvement. There, or at least respected those teachers a little more. Huh. But I did not have that teacher. I had, Mrs. Brommer was my kindergarten teacher. And, like, I think it was Mrs. Brown for first grade. Yeah.

Look at my memory. Still holding up. Beth, I remember you too. Natalie, first grade. Whoa. Hubba, hubba. We kids, there was those little cement rings. Those, you know, our construction site, they were part of the playground.

Uh-huh. Yeah. I sat in there with Natalie sometimes during recess just talked. What you guys talking about? I don't remember. Life? Nah, about going to the mall someday together. So they were going to go to a mall together.

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That's QI-N-C-E dot com slash Tosh. free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com slash tosh. No matter what your team is, I think anyone in the NFL would agree that the NFC championship game was amazing and the AFC championship game was unwatchable. Awful. I mean, come on, Broncos. I feel for you, but, you know, you had a week. You don't think Colin Kaepernick was ready to go.

guy's been training for 10 years for the call. You know what they should have done? The Broncos should have resurrected Tim Tebow. There you go. Brought him back. You don't think he could have jumped past a fourth and one? You still got it. God damn it.

Sorry for that, Tebow. Let's pray. You know he could do it. Oh, you imagine if they would have brought Tim Tebow back? That place would have lost their mind. Yes. If they would have brought back Kaepernick. Oh, my goodness.

Can you imagine how the MAGA folks there would have reacted? Unless he won, then they'd be like, oh, okay. All right, let's get into it. Let's talk all of them. I'm repping. Buffalo Bills once again came up short. Now the rest of the team can go on paternity leave. Bill's Mafia, they're going to have a fun off season,

helping implode the old stadium by diving into it. I feel for Sean McDermott, you know? All he did was kind of win. Yeah, kind of win. I just hope whoever hires him is an indoor stadium because I'm tired of seeing him dressing like a beekeeper on the sideline. He had cancer. No, I know he had cancer.

I'm not making fun of cancer. I'm just saying he looked like he was a beekeeper. And good ridden, get out of Buffalo. Enjoy it. Don't act like Buffalo's first. fun. Even the cheerleaders. They have to show up six hours early before their shift with a snow shovel. You say salt to the earth those women up in Buffalo? I say bottom of the barrel, huh? Buy tickets to my show. Who's up next? Who do we go? Aaron Rogers? Oh, man. I bet Aaron Rogers

is petty enough to actually stay at the Steelers so that he can get Mike McCarthy fired a second time. Pretty cool. Commitment. the players and the Steelers have a better chance of catching measles than they do a touchdown pass from Aaron Rogers. There, I said it. Hot take. Hot take. Do the league of favor, Aaron. Grab a book, head to your yurt, and enjoy the silence.

Congratulations to Trevor Lawrence and C.J. Stroud for representing the AFC South on the all-pro all-forehead team. A lot of real estate. That's the funniest joke. That's so dumb. But, yeah, good. God, there's a lot of head there. Carolina, in a three-way divisional tie, they,

you say it win? They won the NFC South? Kind of. With a losing record of 8 and 9? You shouldn't be allowed to play in the playoffs if you have a losing record, let alone host a game. That's absurd.

You should be allowed to work concessions. You can take Terry Bradshaw to the bathroom, but you don't get to host a playoff game. By the way, speaking in Carolina, Cam? Can we all agree that the hats are dumb? Bad. He looks like he's walking out of the birthday cake on his head. That's not a good look. I don't care what anybody said. Oh, I don't get it. Oh, it's fashion. It's a bit much. I feel like a lady's going to pop out. Hey, FBI, while you're investigating Jim Ursay's death, why don't you look into the Colts trying to have Philip Rivers murdered?

under center at 44 hadn't played in five years. Look at his body. It's clear to anyone watching the game that he was pregnant with his 11th child. Oh, and good for him. So progressive to carry the last few. Are they adopted? Is his wife, did his wife give birth the 10 humans? I think that's how I understand it.

What? Oh. There's not a husband stitch in the world that could fix that problem. Zipper. The Vikings moved on from Sam Darnold and the playoffs. Ah, look how that worked out for you. Unfortunately, the fan base is too busy fighting Nazis in the streets of Minneapolis right now to give a shit about football. That was great timing.

Deploying a battalion of dipshits for the locals to take their frustrations out on, Skull. Skull. Skull. Skoll. Skull. I would love to see a bunch of those fans that really dress up like the Vikings just on the street right now, just swinging like medieval things at ice agents.

Detroit, they missed the playoffs after being a favorite to make the Super Bowl. Maybe Dan Campbell should take a break from the updowns and do what other successful coaches do. What's that? Two things, Ed. Get fat and punt the ball. That's the formula. Ten teams fired their head coach this year and not one of them with the Bengals.

Okay? Four of Zach Taylor's seasons were with a healthy Joe Burrow. How is this guy not fired? I don't know. I'll tell you. Mike Brown, the owner, is the poorest, cheapest son of a bitch in the league. He just won't do it. He's not going to fire somebody and give them money.

Pay you not to coach? That's absurd. If the Bengals became a woman's feet. field hockey team overnight. Guess what? Zach's their coach for two more years. You got to do it or you got to do. That's what his contract is for.

So many coaching jobs available. I'm shocked the Hall of Fame homophobe John Gruden didn't get a call somewhere. You know what team could use him? Who? The Raiders. Oh, get them back. Sure. Was that the team to let him go?

Yep. Speaking of coaching job, nobody will accept the head coaching job of the Cleveland Browns. This may be the first time in the history of the NFL that they will have to hire a sheriff to serve a summons. Are you Sean McDermott? Yes, I am. Here, you've been served.

You are now the head coach of the Cleveland Browns. Report for OTAs. And then Sean freaks out. No, not Cleveland. He just grabs the sheriff's gun, fucking sticks in his mouth. They're like, just give it a shot. I can't do it. you got to talk them down you can do it okay you do it for a few seasons like belichick did

and you move on and become a legend and then you then you stop go to college you eat some ass guys i'm very excited dolphin fans whoo finally jeffley hafley ah the jeffley air in miami begins Who's excited? Hmm? Don't worry. I haven't heard of them either. Nothing like a losing record in college and a few short stints as defensive coordinator

to really rile up the fan base. You excited about the halftime show? Super excited. Yeah? What's your favorite bad bunny song? I don't know any bad bunny songs. He's funny on Saturday Night Live, though. Oh, I'm excited about bad bunny.

I'll tell you why. Because it upsets some people. every year somebody gets upset oh my goodness can you believe they put soans I'm like who cares the people that get upset aren't the people that matter anyway

these are the people that are going to watch the game regardless right it doesn't matter who the halftime is the halftime show is for people that aren't going to watch the game being interested in watching the game right if you're mad about bad bunny

being the halftime show then don't watch the game okay go put another trump sign in your shitty yard bad bunny's been the most streamed artist for four different years and that election wasn't rigged do i like bad bunny no course not but guess what i watch the game right the halftime show isn't for me you know i do during the halftime show start cleaning up making it uncomfortable for all the guests that are at my house to start wrapping things up the worst super bowl party ever

No, it's it's it. All right, we did the first half of the game. We saw the commercials. Let's go, guys. Let's watch the second half by ourselves at our own houses. You guys got plenty of time to get home. It's a long half time. Read kicks and return by the drive.

No, that's my move. Half time is when I start cleaning up. Let's go. Let's go. Wrap it up. Get all the toys out of the pool. By the way, this hatred toward Bad Bunny. It's not Latino hate.

Okay? I want to be clear about that. It's good old fashioned homophobia because no one gave a shit when J.Lo and Shakira were singing in Spanish at the halftime shaking their ass. Right. But Bad Bunny whips his little dong out. All of a sudden now we got a big problem. By the way, Jalo barely speaks Spanish, which is mind-blowing to me because she's been the most famous Latina for 30 years. You think somebody on her team would be like, hey, you really should learn Spanish.

Affleck speaks better Spanish than J-Lo. That's offensive. If you're not a fan of Bad Bunny, the NFL answered your prayers. Because they got Green Day doing the opening ceremony. Whatever the fuck that is. I bet you the opening ceremony

was created just so conservatives' heads will explode. Because if you think Bad Bunny is anti-American, then the punk group from the Bay area that despises Donald Trump's policies and him as a person.

Oh man, that's going to really rattle your cage. Rattle your cage. You think they'll say something that they have to do that weird, long, you know, silent bleep out? Yeah. It'll be good. And for the record,

if you've seen Green Day once, you get it. You care about the Super Bowl commercials? No. I wonder why none of our sponsors have asked me to do a Super Bowl commercial. I clearly have proven that I am worthy as a spokesperson. And I tell you who needs to come step up, his old bet MGM.

Knock it off with the Jamie Fox and John Hamm's shit. Let's use somebody that's a degenerate and actually uses your app. Sometimes I just open up the app, even when I'm not in Nevada, just to stare at what I would do. Uh-huh. You know, I string together some bets. and then I just then I show Carly later on how much money we would have won Perfect ambassador are you excited about the actual game I am you're talking about the

Seattle Seagulls versus the New England Patriots yep by the way Seattle was 60 to 1 to win the soup or to be in the Super Bowl and the Patriots were 80 to 1 so had you bet that they would both be in the Super Bowl at the beginning of the season, you would own Greenland. Wow. Right now, that's what, that would have paid out. And you would have the pivotal piece for trade talks. Yeah.

Is this about trade? Was Greenland about trade? Defense? Or was it about defense? Yeah. strategically placed. If Drake May wins the Super Bowl, he will be 4 and O in the playoffs with a ring, statistically making him the greatest quarterback in the history.

of the New England Patriots. Yeah, that's pretty good. Tom Brady first played under Bill Belichick before either of their girlfriends were born. That's wild. Put them on a list. Release the files. The last time these two teams met

9-11 truth or Pete Carroll, he stroked out, called a pass play, 20 seconds left, second goal on the one-yard line, intercepted. The only conspiracy I believe is that Marshawn Lynch was banging Pete Carroll's wife. It's the only thing that I can be like, you know what? Okay. I see what happened.

Change your mind. Yeah. Release the files. But Sam Darnold, how do you not root for this kid? I mean, the way he started his career? Oh, yeah. The Jets, any player that has played for the Jets should not have those years count against their stats. Backed.

There. even casuals know the Jets are dumpster fire. They should be relegated to play the entire season next year in Europe. The biggest story from the Jets this year was when Mark Sanchez got stabbed by that old guy for a Coke deal that went bad. That's like out of nowhere. Just woke up one morning. Holy cow. I mean, you think you know somebody when you watch them make bad picks.

every week on TV. And you find out, oh, my good, he's just like me. He's just in another city in a hotel room, just trying to get some cocaine. And then some old guy just starts stabbing you. You just don't know who you're dealing with. It's like we're all the same. The best part of this NFL season is that neither of the Bosa boys

will be getting to visit the White House. I'm sure they'll still go to the White House, but for different reasons. Talk policy. Yeah. Who's your, let's get picks. All right. You guys ready?

Seattle's favorite by four and a half. Let's go ahead. Dylan, who do you have? I'm going Seahawks. Going Seahawks. To cover four and a half? Yeah, I don't, I think Patriots are shut out. Shut up meaning zero points?

Yeah, zero Patriots. It'll be like 14-0. I mean, wow. What a dog shit Super Bowl. That's like a Super Bowl from 1950. Yeah. Leather helmets, everything. Okay, Dylan.

Dillan with the Seahawks. Pete, who's? you got we're going patriots money line patriots money line take an underdog oh all right what do you got john seagulls seagulls eddie you got any picks you got a lock for me yep seehawks 28 10 seehawks 2810 all right well that's time for my lock of the week and you know that i do not throw out locks the week uh unless i'm guaranteeing that it's a lock and this is a guarantee so if you if you place my exact bet and it doesn't come in, then I refund you. It's what he always said. It's what it always does.

The show refunds you. But okay, here it is. The opening kickoff, ready for this? Will be fumbled. What? Yep. That right there is going to get you paid. Yeah, it is. There will be a score in the final two minutes of the first half. The first field goal made will be from four. 47 yards. Okay. Okay.

There will be one interception at least by Sam Darnold. Okay. Okay. There will be three players that attempt a pass. Okay. That means either somebody gets knocked out or they do some trickeration. So you take the over on two people throwing passes. The longest rush.

will be 29 yards. Not very exciting. No. No. Okay. And my, who's going to win the game? Don't know. You just got to play these on the field and see what happens. Yep. Will there be a safety in the game? No.

Will there be a two-point conversion attempted? Yes. Will there be a two-point attempt completed? Yes. Will the team that wins be leading the game throughout? Yes. Will there be a score in every quarter? Yes. Will the game go to overtime?

No. Do you think I gamble a lot? I mean, just knowing those, yeah, I would say so. You know that app pretty well, my friend. The longest reception, 58 yards. Sacks. A lot of guys have them. Those are my locks

Okay Money in the bank That's a little tip from your uncle Lair I want to thank the NFL For endorsing this show And letting us use their logo Their shield They don't normally do that

It's kind of nice They said all we had to do Was put on my surfboard Stop racism It takes all of us I wish they would really let players Put messages on the back of them Like what they want.

Yeah. Or just as long as it's an issue, you know, keep abortions legal. That'd be funny on the back of a helmet. See, that guy playing like, okay. I respect a running back that has a helmet that says keep abortion legal. You're like, that guy, that guy definitely is getting some road tang. Oh, pro. I'm going to need to schedule Carl for a teeth cleaning because he got into my daughter's shit.

So my daughter has this little tiny plastic toilet that we, keep out by the pool. That way you shouldn't have to go all the way inside if she has to poop, which she always has to poop as soon as she starts swimming. Anyway, she pooped in it, and I thought it was funny because there was a huge turd. And I put the toilet on top of the ping pong table, the dead middle. He is no... Well, anyway, it's out there for a couple days, and I keep checking in on this turd, and it's there. Well, then, the other day, my daughter was swimming, and she goes, I need a poop, and I go, Carla, she just poop. So Carly grabs it and puts it down. So she puts a second dokey in there. One dokey is two days old, and the other one is

in there. Now there's two turds in there but very different ages. But she doesn't put, shove this little plastic toilet back up on the ping bonnet. She doesn't put it in the middle. She just thinks, oh, it was on the ping pong table. She didn't realize that there was a strategic location. She sets on the edge. Well, anyway,

next day I go out there to the thing and it's gone. The turds are gone. And I just am like, oh, shit, breath. You didn't. And he did. It's gobbled it down. Gobbled up. two of my daughter's turds. Big ones, too.

Oh. Now, you go ahead, put your head down now. That's disgusting. I don't know why he does it. He eats petous, potatoes, my pigs poop, and my daughter's poop. Doesn't touch dog poop

ever. That's funny. But potato poop he'll go for, and my daughter's turds just, they just appeal to him. Just got a taste for it. Yeah. Let's get to our plugs. We have time.

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My first farewell tour, tickets on sale now. Guys, looking forward to it. Can't wait to a... Come out. See what all the hubbub's about. We just added a third show in D.C. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Is that because everybody keeps dropping out from... Going there? Whatever performing arts. Is our building named after this current president? I hope not. Do I need to pull out? I keep adding shows. Am I the only one that will perform in D.C. right now?

I'll go with you, buddy. Uh, toss show store.com. Get some merch, get a Carl shirt, get a mug, says, get this off my desk. Hey, why don't you get your head off my desk? My wife's cousin, Amanda, aka Panda, still trying to find her love. Got any callers? I do. All right, let's hear him.

Yo, Dan, Dan the muffin, man. It's your boy, Mike. Okay, hold on. That's my boy, Mike. Yes, he says. If he's my boy, then he knows I'm not Dan, Dan the muffin. man. Absolutely not. No, I'm Dan, Dan, the mustard man. Oh, everybody knows that. Everybody knows I'm the mustard. I've never been called the muffin man.

There's already a muffin man. Yeah, there's already a muffin man. You got to have your, I'm the mustard man. Swinging on a rubber band fell into the frying man. You get it. I don't want to hear that guy. That guy can't. Nobody that says that they're my man and then calls me the muffin man is going to be my brother-in-law. I guess it would be more of a cousin through marriage. He shunned. He shunned. He shunned. Shun him. Here's another one. Hey, Tosh. This is Scott.

I am 6'4, 210 pounds. I'm 29 years old, and I'm sitting here with my girlfriend, Samantha. We're really looking to dip our toes into swinging. And we want, you know, Panda to be our third wheel. And, I mean, I can see it working. We actually worked at Big Sky, Montana. We were horseback guides, and that's how we met. So we get horses.

We get panda. This is a wrinkle I hadn't considered. Interesting. A thruple. A thruple. That might be good for panda. It takes some of the pressure off of her. Right.

Okay. They're going to dip their toes into the swinging game. There's some swingers in my neighborhood. Are there? Yep. That's great. Yeah, we hear about it. And if anybody's listening to this podcast,

And you know that I know. This is frightening. Yeah. A couple birthday parties recently. Things started turning a little weird after hours. I wasn't at the party, but I heard. I heard how things started going. Maybe the worst swinger.

Swingers. All right. Good for them. We should at least meet them. They should send us as a tape. I've never gone down that road. I've never dipped my toe into those waters. Yeah, dipping your toes.

Sounds fun. All right. Listen, I don't know if swinging sir cup of tea, but nothing else has worked out. There you go. See you next week.