Tosh Show - My Wife Dunks on My NBA Preview

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Daniel is unexpectedly joined in the studio by his wife as he previews the upcoming NBA season.

Hey guys, thanks for listening. Please like and subscribe, rate and review, all good stuff, positive. No one in the NBA has ever missed a game because of sciatica. I don't think the trainers even know how to deal with it. There's not even like an initial that you can put on the box score to explain that. Tosh show. Welcome to Tosh Show. I'm your host, Carly Tosh. How you doing, Eddie? Pretty good, Carly. How are you? I'm good. So what do we do? We just sit here and then we like complain about our significant other?

I mean, yeah. Cool, cool. Yeah, I have something. I have something. I would say my major complaint is that my husband doesn't listen to me when I talk, but he makes eye contact with me. We've discussed multiple times the fact that I have dinner plans on Sunday with Pete's wife, Sam. Like, we're looking at each other. We're talking. this is what we're doing. This is happening. On Friday, he tells me, oh, your brother and your cousin need to reschedule. They were going to come out tomorrow, but now should they come out Sunday? We're looking at each other. I'm going, well, they can come out Sunday, but what time? Because I have dinner plans with Sam on Sunday. He's like, maybe like the afternoon, not at dinner time. Then come Sunday, that conversation never happened. The other five conversations about how I have dinner plans

never happened. It's written on the family calendar, huge family calendar, didn't see it. That doesn't matter. You could have written that at any time. Then he accuses me of gaslighting him. Okay. And then I'm like, no, you're gaslighting me about gaslighting you. But whoever says in our relationship gaslighting first, like they get to be the one who has been gaslit.

Okay, yeah. You just have to be the first one to say it. Right. We're in the car. We're driving to breakfast morning of my dinner with Sam, which had been discussed a bunch of times, but maybe not. And I'm saying, you're gaslighting me. And he's saying, you're gaslighting me.

And then I say it's a reverse gaslight. you're gaslighting me about gaslighting. And then from the backseat, our six-year-old's like, who's gaslighting, who? It's like so funny. He knows that term. He knows the term. Was he watching sports while you were talking to him?

He's always watching sports. So yes, probably. At our house, there's always a game on. He watches all sports, you know, all the time. But, like, not in person. The thing is that, like, I would go to a football game in person. I love a basketball game. If I'm there, like, the crowd, the nachos, like the whole thing, you know?

But, like, he doesn't ever want to go there because he has a big screen. at the house and, like, the camera angle is better than his eyes or whatever. He doesn't like people. And so I never get to, like, experience the game, but there always has to be, like, sports just on all the time. It's just a lot. It's a lot of sports constantly at our house. And then he'll go, like, I just have to get through this game.

Like, I just have to. And I'm like, why? Like, are you being paid? Why do you have to get through the game? Then he tries to pretend like there are things I'd be interested in. Like, oh, my God, let me rewind. You've got to see this cheerleader. She has, like, wonky boobs or whatever.

Like, we're watching the game together. Like, look at us. We both enjoy this. Right. to like put it on me like mom doesn't want to just hang out the house with you guys kids like she always feels like we have to do something and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy for suggesting that we go to like the farmer's market and breakfast on a Sunday when really like he just wants to be able to be in front of a TV if we go to the farmer's market like where's the TV you know

he tries to be like it's family time let's all get in the jacuzzi well there's a TV by the jacuzzi it's 24-7 could you imagine a world where there's like a thing that I had to watch multiple times a day multiple days a week where I'm like guys I have to get through this episode of the summer I turn pretty. Whatever you guys want to talk about, it can wait. I'll be downstairs. I have to watch season three episodes four and five of the summer I turn pretty. I can't check my phone.

Like, hopefully no one's texting me right now because I haven't caught up on the summer I turn pretty. He's probably watching a preseason basketball game he devoured right now. And that's why I'm sitting here because it's just, it's always happening all the time. I would say watching sports is one notch above playing video games. Wow. And if you play video games, he'll make fun of you. He doesn't realize that they're the same.

They're the same. That's the thing. Nothing like being married to a fanatic whose team always loses. It's like, pick a better team. Hey, out. What is going on? My podcast studio is not a toy. Which one of you guys turned the lights on and started recording my wife. Dylan? Dylan. Did she wear my glasses? Eddie, there is no way we're going to be able to edit that together. You want to know why? Because I refuse to listen to anything she has to say. Enjoy. Here's one you know I actually care. about fighting hair loss. Hair loss isn't just about

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What is it? I'm not going to be one of the people like, oh, the season's too long. Fine. But put it in one calendar year. I agree with you. So it's like, what you're confusing? Well, it was in 2025, but it was 2024 when it started. I want basketball, which I

normally don't even care about until Christmas Day. That's when I start to pretend that I care about it. I want the season to start at the top of the year, January, and then go through all August, fill the gap, you know, so that there's baseball and basketball, then football starts. I don't need it now. I don't need it in October.

Right. I mean, I do as a Dolphins fan. That's the end of our rant. Let's go. Wrap it up. Here we go. Thanks, guys. Good episode.

I love the NBA. I'm not going to apologize to you. Oh, you're not into the NBA. Okay. Great. A little dirty secret in the TV world. You want to know why NBA athletes get paid so much? A lot of people watch it

And there's so many games It's like, you know, football, oh, it's got huge ratings Yes, but once a week You know, you start playing seven times a week For 81 games Do that math The problem with the NBA Two is there's only 10 teams

In the NBA that don't make it to the postseason And out west, I mean, I don't know I could do it right now Suns, Pelicans, Jazz Out east, who you got? Who sucks out east? I mean, wizards, hornets, nets. Atlanta, Chicago. Is Toronto even in the east?

Or is Canada have their own league that we let them in on? By the way, there's other teams in the east that sucked you. As a heat fan, I barely can watch the east. You're going to tell me Boston's going to be watchable? No. I'm a heat fan. A lot of people give heat fans grieve. The one thing that the heat has that no other team in the NBA has is the culture. Oh, I get so annoyed every time they try to play that up.

The culture in Miami is different. The culture just means that it's not fun to play there. But the weather's nice and there's so much ass that you suck it up. That's what the culture means. Here, come play here. We're going to play it until you almost die, but in your off time, you're going to eat some ass. Listen, that's the culture. That's the culture they keep talking about down in Miami.

Man, just talking about it gets me hungry. Dallas. Dallas is the story. Everyone loves to say that the NBA is rigged, and I get annoyed with that, even if it was rigged. Let's say that it is completely rigged. You can't pull that off, where, hey, we're going to, we're going to deal one of the biggest stars in the NBA away for nothing. Everyone is going to hate our GM globally. And then a few months later, you're going to get the first round pick.

And there happens to be another doofy big white phenom. Doofy's perfect. Who's now American. Is he American? I mean, Maine. Sure. How many star players have ever been from Maine? That's not American.

It's not Slovenian. That's close. Maine is close to Slovenian. All right, hold on for a second because my wife is trying to quietly leave the studio unsuccessfully, I might add. This may be the one time that she will admit that I can hear her. Trying to rant over here about a Cooper flag in Dallas. you have any thoughts? Let's talk about Cooper Flag.

Even with Kyrie Irving out for the first few months of the season, I think Cooper Flag will easily push Dallas towards the top of the Western Conference. I'm not saying he's going to fill Lucas' shoes on day one, but he was the clearest number one draft pick in years, and he has the type of all-around game to excel at the pro level. If he mesh as well with Angela Russell running the point until Kyrie's return, they could really be a team to watch.

Anyway, got to go. Bye, Eddie. Bye, Carly. I've never been less attracted to my wife than I am right now. but those are solid takes. Dolly. She knows basketball. Cooper Flag is the talk of the town in Dallas.

He is the third coming. First was Dirk. Okay? Then Luca. And now Cooper. He's the latest really tall white guy to lead Dallas to the promised land. And they better do it quick because this stadium that they're looking for is going to wind up in Vegas. And that team is going to be owned by LeBron James.

Let's be clear. You've heard it here first on the Tos Show podcast. Cooper Flagg will be playing on the Las Vegas King James is. I don't know what they're going to call it. What are they going to call it? The King James is? By the way, do you know Cooper's got a twin brother who's 18? Insane.

And plays is still in middle school. What is he? He's in college this year. They're twin brothers, and one of them was a great ahead? How is that? Where's he going to play in the college basketball? Maine. His brother's playing in Maine, which means he's not good enough to be in the NBA.

That is going to be a tough pill to swallow. Is Cooper going to be good enough that he can Janus them? Oh, that's a great question. Oh, Janus. You know Milwaukee's got a third Janus brother now. One sister, an uncle, and, and some guy that used to bang one of his exes. That's incredible.

That is incredible. Milwaukee will do whatever it takes to keep yonis. Is this going to be LeBron's last season? Ooh. I can't fathom basketball without LeBron James. He's just been around for so long. When he first played with Kremadul-Jabar, I was like, look at this young kid. This kid's got some hops.

And then through the Magic Larry Air. and then on to the Michael Jordan era. He's been in the NBA since the Peach Basket days. I believe LeBron James was originally drafted by the St. Louis Hawks. He came out the same year as Carmelo, and Mello has been in the Hall of Fame for a decade. This is just what I've heard here in Los Angeles. He wants to be the first player to play on the same team with his grandson.

Wow. I'm doing the same thing I can't fault LeBron I want to keep doing stand-up comedy until my son can open for me I'm sorry Eddie yeah you're gonna lose your gig

and I'll make him do all those cash grabs send him over to the Middle East you're representing of the family I'm like oh all those cool all right comics open the door for you but LeBron is not playing he's going to miss the first month at least he's out with sciatica which sounds like the most

old man shit i've ever heard sciatica what the fuck you know my grandfather was a baller oh yeah dwight dwayne amstutz in ohio played college basketball position shooting guard it's just like back then it's like we're all playing the same spots this is just five of us out running around did you hear about the new heave rule hebe do we say hebe? Well, I don't think we, Eddie, I don't think there should be a hebe rule. Well, that's not a new one. It's a heave rule. A he, oh, heave rule. There's a new

heave rule in the NBA. Explain to me what the new heave rule is. Well, they can just, you know, how to chuck the ball at the very end with under a second left. They would always hold off because they didn't want to affect their shooting percentage. But now they can shoot it. If it doesn't make it, doesn't go against them. So half court

heaves don't affect their shooting percentage. Right. Does the same apply to Steph? Because Because he's pretty accurate from half court. If he were to pull up from half court when it wasn't one second left and shoot, would it go against his percentage? Or does it have to be with one second remaining? Under a second, I think. I would just like Steph to have a night where he scores 50 points with zero shots attempted.

You got Steph Curry, Draymond Green, Jimmy Butler the third. That's the starting lineup of the Golden State Wars. I know it seems like the cast of a movie where a bunch of old people go to Las Vegas for a final hurrah. Did Jimmy Butler do his funny pre-season photo? That was always the highlight in Miami. It is funny, but that can't be the one thing we look forward to.

Well, it certainly wasn't his playoff production last year when all he had to do was squeak out one game without Steph and couldn't pull it off. turns out he's not a good number two guy what about Kevin Durant in Houston uncle KD still playing ball you think he wishes he would have stayed in Golden State yes you do I do yeah that would have been a fun run for them yeah they could have really rattled off quite a few championships but the rocket seemed legit they still have Dylan Brooks on their team no they dealt him brooks is gone they dealt him to Phoenix I think he is Phoenix oh good that'll be fun when they

They play LA then. Yep. At least there'll be fights. Yeah, Dylan Brex is, he's good for that. Yep. Damien Lillard returned to Portland. He's not going to play. He's still injured.

How do you get, he tore his gooch and an anti-ice Portland bike ride. Oh, yeah, one of those naked ones. Naked ones. Oh, Portland. I got to check that out of Portland. Sure. They ride around on their bikes naked. That's how they protest.

Yeah, what a nice place. You see those people in Chicago following the ice vehicles, and they're just haunted. their horns and yelling to everybody. It's ice in front of us. They're just letting everybody know. That makes me laugh. Will ice raids affect teams in the NBA that rely heavily on foreign players,

i.e. the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, man, it could. It could. I don't know. It'd be awesome if they took Wembe off the court midgame. Some mask guy runs onto the court and just grabs them. Oh, the masks. throws them into a van. San Antonio, huh? Speaking of shitholes,

Cleveland, they added much-needed depth to their roster this year, which I think will get them over the hump. And instead of losing immediately in the first round, they will lose immediately in the second round. There may not be a better, worse team in the NBA. So good top to bottom, yet just when it matters,

cannot string four games. together. Don't tell me they're cursed either. You know what it is. It's the water. It's the water. And I don't want to hear anyone bring up the championship that the Cavs brought home. Everyone who watches basketball knows the only reason the Cavs won that championship is because Draymond couldn't stop punching LeBron James's balls. That's just a fact. You're going to miss Crucial Game 5. Okay, the end. Oh, they came back from down 3-1. No, they didn't. They didn't play the full team and they got incredibly lucky because draymond got ball happy a little bit of a kink that year if you told me i had to live in cleveland or have my family killed i would move to

cleveland because i don't want my family killed but we would be miserable and i would be i would be like ah did i make the right decision you throw it on them every every day you know what the other choice was i could have we could have all just died I'm like, it would have been better than this, dad. I hated here. You know what my son said to me the other day. We watched a dolphin's loss. And he goes, and he said something about the dolphins.

I go, oh, they're garbage. And he goes, dad, why would you say the team that you love more than anything in this world is garbage? And I just looked at them. I was just like, shut up. I just walked away. So pure. You see those photos of Luca? getting his revenge bod.

He said that his body looks better now after adhering to a strict diet and regimented workouts. So you're telling me that eating better and exercise will affect your physique. You ought to pass on that information to that dipshit RFK Jr. The one thing that Eddie and I agree on has two people that have lived in Los Angeles for 30 years, we hate the Lakers. Absolutely. And we don't care about the Clippers. It's kind of like we're L.A. people.

Yeah. Chris Paul, bag with the Clippers, just in time as the wheels completely fall. Rarely can a team collapse during the offseason, but the L.A. Clippers have found a way. Now, let's talk to you, Eddie, because you, you as a Spurs fan are once a die-hard Kauai fan. Are you still a Kauai fan? Yeah, I like Kauai. I like the time when they, when Golden State put their foot underneath his, uh... I remember that. Yeah, it was a good.

Mother's Day, it was Sunday. I was watching the game in a bar. How mad were you? I was so mad, because we're up by like 20. Uh-huh. I'm not killing them. And did you win that game? We lost that game.

Yeah, you did. I'm a big old Australian. You know why? Because they're like, hey, why don't we just, uh, break the guy's leg? You just had such a bad ankle at the time. Uh, that was fun. But it turns out Kwey's, uh, did it. a real number. So Kauai, let's see, he circumvented the salary cap by getting $28 million

endorsement deal from aspiration, plus another $20 million in company stock. Ballmer had a $50 million investment in aspiration, which seems pretty suspicious. I think it's time the clippers just go back to the owner that uses the N-word. I think it will be easier, it'll be cleaner. Less confusing. We can all get our head around it. I'm surprised that Donald Trump hasn't demanded that Donald Sterling gets his team back. Wow. You put that out there. If he hears this, he will. Executive order. It's hard to tell if Kauai would have an extra $50 million laying around because he's not the most flashy of NBA superstars. Agreed, yeah. How would you know?

Hey, Kauai, did you get an extra $50? Why would Kauai want an I don't even think he would want an extra $50 million? He might not even know he had an extra 50. I mean, I think there's a real argument there, Eddie. I think of Kauai just said, hey, I have, I didn't, I didn't know. People would be like, oh, okay. Speaking of losing weight, uh, I'm shedding. Not like Zion Williams. How much you down?

I don't think I've lost any yet. Mm-hmm. But it's in the works mentally. Mindset. Thank you. There you go. Zion Williams. is going to play the entire year in shape.

I mean, he's not going to play the entire year. Yeah. He'll play 30 or 40 games until he realizes that even though he's lost weight, his soul's still a fat man. He's the soul of a fat man. Right? There's no way Zion makes it over under before he misses his first game. I'll put the line at 20.

20 games. Under. That's a good line. I'll say under. Of course. I'll say under too. Yeah. I'll hammer the under.

I know he can be amazing. Right. When he shoots three-pointers, though, it doesn't look right. That hand is just so big, and it's just like... I feel like every time the backboard should shatter when the ball hits. Like, oh, no, no, Zine, you don't have to throw it that hard. Don't throw it. The Celtics traded away all their players.

Jason Tatum's injured, so it's a gapier for them. Same goes for Indiana with Tyrese Halliburton. Is Tyrese going to be out the entire year, or can he come back at the end? Like playoffs. Okay. By the way, Tyrese doesn't need to play the regular season. If Indiana can just get to the playoffs, that's all you want Tyrese for anyway, the last 30 seconds of every game in the playoffs.

Right. And his dad should just take his season tickets, transfer them up to Milwaukee. That's not a far commute. And just go to Bucks games and heckle the shit out of Yannis and all seven of his relatives. Did you guys hear Paul Pierce got arrested for a DUI? You think he left the police station in a wheelchair? I wonder if he actually got a DUI if he just accidentally shit his pants again.

He's acting like he can't pass a roadside sobriety test because his shorts are filled. He doesn't want a chunk coming down out. Yeah, he's like, oh, I'm so drunk. It's like, ah. Or he's just pretending to be drunk to justify why there's a huge pile of shit in his pants. The guy can't keep poop in his butt.

It's hard for him. I know, listen. Right, this is your world. Yes, I feel his pain. I've never thought to go the, route of put me in a wheelchair you know give me special parking because of my disability Oklahoma City Thunder very few cities in this country that have an NBA team that I would like to go to less yeah I agree 100% it's not a fun town hate it give me Tulsa

over Oklahoma City it's crazy to say Tulsa's a better city than another city but it is and it's in the same it is Tulsa's better I agree with Yetty. I completely agree. I have one good memory from Oklahoma City. What is it? It's so dumb. I was there.

I was doing a college show. It was a weekend or something, and nobody was downtown, and it had started downpouring rain, but it was like summery, or it was a warm time of year, and it was just so delightful outside. I just went for a walk in this hot rain. I just remember thinking, well, this is pleasant. And I think it was because I grew up in Florida where any time it rained, it was followed immediately

by like death lightning. So you couldn't ever really be out frolicing in the rain. It was just a nice walk I took in the rain in Oklahoma City. Was everybody not out? Because maybe a tornado was coming? No, I don't know. This was before phone, so I didn't hear any sirens. Yeah, I would expect you'd hear a siren.

No, I did. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. Maybe there was a tornado coming. You ever have any good time in Oklahoma? No. City? Oh, I can. We'll be right back.

Here's a dumb rule of basketball. I'm fine with a jump ball to start the game, okay? But what I don't like is when two players, when one player's holding a ball and falls down, and then the other player jumps on top of it, they call a jump ball. right no just let them keep going until one of them gets the ball one clearly has possession yeah let him go talk of war time it's just elbows coming out everything no you just got to pull the ball

you just got to pull the ball out what teams that what teams that big old Australian on this year Adams yeah Adams is playing man who was he where was he last year he was not getting minutes in Houston I think is my guess he's on the Rockets I got it's you got it he's still Still on the Rockets? Yeah. Not giving him minutes is just, I don't get it, coach. Give him minutes. He's just, he's good.

He's an energizer bunny on top of being a beast. But I do get annoyed with anybody. There's not a stronger person in the NBA. I bet there is. In New Zealand. He's from New Zealand. He's not from Australia? Yeah.

I apologize to the Kiwis. My lock for this season, whoever wins the NBA championship will have an awful hat. Agreed. I'm just looking at Eddie's hat right now and I'm furious. This isn't even a title hat. I know. It doesn't matter. Every title.

Just Google NBA championship hats. And the championship gear looks like they just grabbed a bunch of donations from FEMA. Here you go. Put these on. Put these on. Do an interview quick. I don't understand how a league that has the most fashionable people on the planet can pump out such gaudy, awful hats every year. They're just so much logo.

I mean, he only says finals. Or they'll put the championship words like over the brim and wrap it around. Like, oh, God, I'll never wear this hat. Like, who wants this hat? Come on, guys, good hat. You know who you get to make your championship hats? What's our buddy? Oh, Kid Super.

Right, Kid Super. Get him to make the championship hats. Something a little, you know, a little more low-key. your team colors that would be cool no don't do the team colors forget that most of the team colors are awful the heat thank god the heat came up with cool vice gear because the red and black is just awful i do like that now how every team in sports will wear like uniforms that aren't even their colors anymore and just watching old people go I mean

in my day you wore green pants and yellow shirts and you got out there and you got a concussion then you went home and you fucked your wife without her consent by the way this season League Pass the app I refuse to watch the NBA

on the League Pass app your app is garbable It's always glitching. I always have to re-log in. And for me to re-log in, I have to call Pete. Hey, Pete, what's my password? Like I'm launching nuclear codes. No, but last year I was good because I went through YouTube TV, which worked well.

This year, it's off YouTube. It's on to Prime. Right. That's going to be bad. Ugh. Have you already ordered it? Or do you order it through the app? I have it to the app.

You did? It just reorders. I won't do it. All right, so league packs, you're garbage. Prime. You better be able to store every game. I don't want to fucking navigate through all your shit programming. And I only say that because of what you did to us, Eddie and I, Pete, on the goat.

Are you going to bring the goat back? You bring the goat back. I'll order league pass. For everybody. Oh, no, not for everyone. For myself. By the way, did you see Carly today? Wow. I mean, I know I'm banging her, but guys, is there, is there a person in here that

wouldn't want to take a run at her if I were out of the picture? He's a smoke show. Thank you, Ed. I know Pete would do it. Pete's into weird shit. He'd bring her over with Sam. Little glances he's always making. Offly quiet.

Yeah. Eddie, I hope to see you in the finals. Sam, buddy. Carl, who's your pick for this year's NBA season? Orlando Magic. Oh, my goodness. Orlando Magic. Good pick, Carl.

All right. I got some plugs. The tour. It's starting to come together, guys. And when I tell you that this tour is going to be my biggest in a decade, I'm not exaggerating. I'm going all over the place I'm letting the people get what they want and that's some tosh face time

in cities and towns across this great nation that I haven't been to some of them in forever these will be my first and last appearance in a majority of these locations you're saying well why are you going there in the first place well I got to okay

the good book it's in the good book it's in the good book nah it's going to be fun we're going to tour everywhere right carl you got a piece of hair sticking out of the bag you don't care the tour is going to start next year but before it officially starts we've got shows in billings montana coming up okay salt lake city utah south lake tahoe portland oregon hello okay oh set down your your weapons i come in Peace. Seattle. One of my favorite towns, Bellingham, north of Seattle, right on the border. I went there a decade ago, and I'm like, I've got to go back. And my agent's like, why? And I'm like, it was just a fun show. I had a fun show in Bellingham. So I'm trying to recreate it. Now I bring my family. I hope I don't hate it. Then off to Vancouver. Whoa. Yeah. International. Well, yeah. These are all going on sales. now. We're just starting, just, this is just to titillate you.

Mm-hmm. A little taste. Mm. Mm. Get a little Tosh taste in your tush. That's disgusting. The rest of the tour will be announced soon. I promise you, Carl. All right. We got any potential suitors for my wife's cousin Amanda? We do. We do. Let's hear because the past few weeks haven't been very promising. Hi, Daniel. I'm actually calling on behalf of my

buddy Adam. He's 6-1-185 on a good day. He does not like horses in particular, but his last girlfriend had some horse teeth, so shout out to her. Okay. Now, was his name Adam? Or was the guy he was calling on behalf of Adam? On behalf of Adam. Okay. I appreciate what he did. Now, he said 6-1-185 on a good day, meaning is he normally, I would, I would interpret that as that he's a slender fella. Not keeping the weight on. Right. So that's not good.

And then he made fun of his ex-girlfriend who had large teeth, which isn't good. Because if you kiss somebody and you have large teeth and you know that you're going to bonk teeth, it's just, it's not good. Yeah. Chewing on foil. It's bad. Well, only chewing on foil is only bad if you have old fillings. If you just have healthy teeth, it's okay to chew on foil. I have no fillings.

It still tastes weird. No. You have a feeling. It's like a lex. way better, right? No, it'll go right to your brain. Okay, anyway, this guy is right to call on someone else's behalf. You can nominate somebody. That's what you guys should be doing. The people listen to the show, you know you're not right, but you might know someone that is. Call on behalf of them and leave their information. That's fine. You have any other callers?

What do you got? Hey, Daniel. My name's Matthew. Um, Pamela. all city, Florida. Matthew, huh? I'm 5'10, and I'm married, and I'm 100% disabled. I don't do much of nothing anymore. Okay, well, Matthews 510, married, disabled, and has no drive for life. He didn't mention if he likes horses or not, but I know someone else that was disabled that loved horses.

Christopher Reeves. Christopher Reeves. I like him. Yeah, I mean. I like them. I know she's not going to, but. but it's not always about her, and Lord knows she can't pick them.

See you next week.