Tosh Show - My wife's gynecologist

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Daniel talks to Dr. David Finke, his wife's OB-GYN who delivered both of their children.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Do you believe in ghosts? No. Okay. Jesus Christ, it took you so long. Your doctor for God's sake. I had to qualify. Thank you for agreeing to do this. Let me tell you something in all honesty. This is the reason I agreed to do this show.

I heard was like, will you do the show? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't wanna interview comedians. I don't wanna interview celebrities. But like if you let, and I said this, I swear to you. I said, if you let me interview like my wife's kind of collegeist, like then I'll do the show. And they're like, well, yeah, but that won't ever happen.

He probably won't let you. And I'm not that interesting. You know, you're extremely interesting. By the way, what should I call you? Do I have to say Dr. Finkhi, well, yeah, but that won't ever happen. He probably won't let you. And I'm not that interesting. You know, you're extremely interesting. By the way, what should I call you? Do I have to say, Dr. Finky, David, or do you, I usually just call you Finky. My whole life, people have called me Finky.

It's a great name. I have no idea why. I'm the youngest of four kids. So when I went through life, it was just, oh, there's Finky, it works. It's a good name, and I like it. How long have you been a doctor? Oh God, I graduated med school in 2006.

From where? University of Missouri, Kansas City. And how does that get you into Beverly Hills? That's a very good question. I have no idea. You basically, at the end of residency, you interview all around the country and then you put in your rankings

and then it goes through a match system. There's match day and everyone goes in an auditorium and med school's around the country, you open up your envelope and you see where you matched. And I happen to match it at Seaters in Los Angeles. Did your peers were they jealous? Is it gonna, I assume it's competitive. Yeah, no, it is. It's very competitive. I was very happy to land where I landed.

And I'll be honest, I didn't know that much about LA. I came out here to interview, but other than that, I'd never been to Los Angeles before. Did you adjust immediately or no? Yeah, you like it. I think so, yeah. Would you ever go back to Missouri to live and work? I wouldn't like write it off the table.

The chances are probably slim. Where in Missouri are you from? A town of 6,000 people called Richmond, Missouri. It's about an hour outside of Kansas City. Which is the shitty or part of Kansas City? The Missouri side or the Kansas side? Oh, the Kansas side. Is it, that's noticeable?

Everywhere you wanna be is on the Missouri side. When did you come out? Oh, I would say I fell out. You were born gay. Yeah. Can you eyeball it in a child? I go back to pictures in my parents' house, in the attic, and stuff, and I'm like, I mean, they were headless if they didn't know.

Were your parents supportive? Very. Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. Were they confused at the field of medicine that you went into? Oh, probably.

Why would you pick the vagina? Viginas picked me. I knew I didn't want to do it. So in medical school, you go through your rotations and you put in your lot for when you want to do certain rotations and I was like, well, I don't want to do that. So put it at the end of the year. And then you do, I did general surgery.

And then after that, I did OBGYN and I liked it. You know, a lot of professions, even in Hollywood, it's very progressive. If you're out, a lot of times people feel like roles aren't given to them that should be. But I feel in your profession, has it worked to your advantage? I think so, yeah.

It has. That's good. That's good. I do. I do. I do. There's one job where it works in your advantage. I think that women feel comfortable,

or at least I hope they do, and I feel like I try to be more sensitive or empathic, just because I don't know what they're going through. I mean, multiple times a day, I tell people I'm so happy I don't have ovaries. They mess up, they do a lot of weird things. I mean, the vagina's very tricky. Talk about the paradox of being a gay man who stares at vaginas all day.

It's probably the most common topic that comes up at gay parties. Do women ever corner you at parties and say, hey, can you look at this for a second? Has that ever happened? Not look at this. No. What about, do women ever send you, like, friends of yours, ever send you, like, badge picks, text message? To be like, hey, should I, what about this?

We have a patient portal. We have to re-read that. We have to re-read that. We have to re-read that. I'm talking about a close friend that, like, you know, when we all have a close friend, we're like, oh, we can just bypass this portal. What's your stance on a grooming?

Are you, do you care? I don't care and I don't remember. Now my wife did laser hair removal early on in our relationship per my request. And now she kind of regrets it on some level. But like to me, that seems like it's an easier situation to deal with as a doctor down there. Do you mind if a woman has just got a big, huge,

hairy bush, is that acceptable? It doesn't bother me one way or another. I see all the problems with lasers and waxing and shaving and the ingrowns and ingrown hairs. That's why you go laser hair removal. Well, you can get all those ingrown hairs and everything during the laser process. Also, you know, the vagina has a microbiome

and it has oily glands and things that keep it healthy. And you rip all those hairs off and try to get rid of all the moisture and everything that should be there. And then you're more prone to get yeast infections and you're more prone to get bacterial vaginosis. You ever seen a blue waffle? Do you know what it is? Do you know what it is? No.

The beginning of the internet when the internet got like real crazy in the beginning, it was like one of these first things. It was like an infected vagina and it was called a blue waffle okay it was like it was a form of a disease. What was it? Blue waffle is an internet hoax. Some claim that it is a sexual transmitted infection that turns the vagina area blue. Okay you've ever seen a blue vagina infected? Only on a smurf. No, okay. How much K-Y do you guys go through in your office a day? Oh, boat loads. Yeah. How many times a day do you have to ask women and stirrups

to scoot a little closer towards the end of the table? Oh, every single time. It's not an instinct that any woman wants to do. Well, I want to put a sign on the ceiling that says, go lower. All right. Here's one question my wife wanted. How about a new device for pap smears that's not so primitive and horrific?

This is the way it goes in. Cranks, right? Is it, I don't know what it is. Am I wrong? No, yeah. So most commonly people use a speculum. There's usually a hinged by bowel, you know, it's a speculum. So it opens the vagina. There are people who have tried to invent new speculums

that are more comfortable. I have tried to do that, and I guess maybe I had a bad patent attorney because he said that the family who owns the speculum patent, he said they have it locked down. You can't make a modification to it, you cannot change it. And though and behold, now there's a company out there that made a speculum that I had literally designed probably 12 years ago.

Look at this. You had shitty lawyers. I think so. I think so. Are you rich? You're not rich. No. I don't understand this.

If you want to get into your line of work, what's the average range people are getting in, around 300,000 a year? Like entry level. That's probably the high end. That's the high end for entry level. And now that the top of the spectrum, what can a doctor like that expect to make? Can they pull in 700,000 a year? Yeah, potentially more.

Okay. If you work really, really hard, I'm working very, very hard. Uh-huh. I don't know. I just want you to be rich. Or richer. I'm just about to pay off my student loans. It's serious? I months away. I thought they were going to forgive those.

No, Biden didn't do that. Medical question. Is it possible to make any girl squirt? To find squirt? Squirt? Well, I don't know to what level I have to define it. You know, well, some people can like, like, project, it's not urine, right? It's quite a smart.

That's not pain, that's squirt. No. No. Across a room, like, they, and I've never been able to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been a thing. I've never, no one's ever accused me being good in a room. Like, they, and I've never been able to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been a thing. I've never, no one's ever accused me

of being good in a bedroom. I don't even know if it is being good in a bedroom, but some girls projectile a jackulate. I'm not sure that's a thing. No, no, no, it's a thing. I'd be the wrong person to ask them. I know. Well, come on, you should know if it exists.

I mean, there's gotta be, all right. Now, I won't get back to that one one day. I'm gonna have you on the show again. When you get breast exams, is it hard to come up with small talk with each patient? Not at all. Oh, what about horrible boob jobs? Oh, yeah, I've seen a lot of them.

It's just, I mean, you're just like, oh, I mean, no. About your business? I've had someone just like, oh, I mean, I know about your business. I've had a someone just was years ago. And I, it had to have been back before they did implants. And a patient went to a surgeon probably in the seven days, or so. I have no idea who just injected her breast with silicone. So there were just balls of silicone, like

flowing around in, like, well, they get stuck, they get a silicone. So there were just balls of silicone like floating around. No, like while they get stuck, they get scarred down and she was just, you know, she hated it today. But her husband loved it. I never asked her. Let's talk about birth plans. What's some of the craziest shit you've had to deal with in the delivery room a lot? Was there a pun in there?

No. Oh, no, no, there wasn't. I was just serious. I just assume people come up with birth plans like if this is what I want to happen. This is how I want it to go and then you have to be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right fucking Knock it off. I I try to get people to keep it to a page Mm-hmm. I try to explain to people that they're in control of mostly everything the room the lighting the lights the music

Who gets to come in and out of the room at various points, whether or not they have students or residents involved versus the midwife team. But yeah, there wasn't nothing absurd ever jump out now. And not that I can think of. I mean, have you ever had butted a doula? No, but I had to come to Jesus talk with one. I was actually covering for another doctor

and so I had never really met the patient before I go and while she was in labor to meet her, and the woman, the patient, was just beside herself. She could as a crawling up the walls, and that doula was like, no, you didn't wanna do that you're not gonna do this. This is not what you wanted, and the husband's giving me funny glances,

and they could not tell this doula that they didn't wanna keep doing it this way. Hold her out into the hallway and it said, we're gonna reassess here. Everything I'm seeing in that room says she's changed her mind. And she did, she got it up a girl, relaxed, the baby was delivered three, four hours later

and they were very happy. You delivered our son, my first born, not successfully, you failed. We were supposed to do a traditional birth and that didn't happen after like 12 hours of labor. Now, is it true? It's because of my genetics and my enormous head. It is.

I tell people that I have a huge head and they're like, oh, but it doesn't look that big and I'm like, whatever, that's it. But I wear a size eight fitted hat, which is like the most ridiculous, largest hat you can wear. So yes, my kid had a huge head and my wife's a small woman. She came in hot, though.

I mean, she was in active labor, doing it naturally, no epidural. Right. And I'm thinking, this is going to be like a couple more hours. And then I think an hour later, she was complete. She was tense and we didn't have an epidural pushed like a champ. And the head did not budge. No, that's when you started moving. Having a parade of people come in and take a gander,

a second opinion. What percentage of women poop during labor? It's a lot. I mean, if you're pushing well, there's a lot of times poop's gonna come out. I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want me to talk about this, but these are things that some men, like, oh, if I ever saw that,

I'd never be able to look at my wife. Like, that doesn't affect me in the least. I wouldn't be a problem for me there. Okay, but the real problem with my wife was the concern of her bleeding disorder. She has Von Willough-Brands, and so we're always concerned about her bleeding out in dine. That was a big concern at the beginning,

but then you pulled it off so successfully, made everything good, now I have children. Ugh, and a wife, and you saved all of them. What's the appropriate amount of weight a woman should gain during a pregnancy? It depends on the starting weight. If she starts off at 200, you just want to maintain your weight. Right, you don't want her to gain a pound.

You can gain a pound. Okay, but not a lot of weight. Not 40 pounds. Right, but if you're 105 to start, 25. I love hearing that. Oh, oh, oh, 25, he says. And how long do you give him to bounce back? Oh, it's hard to lose weight while your breastfeed.

Oh, is it? It is. Oh, cause your body, I mean, your body doesn't want to die. So you don't want to starve. So the moment you start losing weight, the body's like, wait, why are we losing weight? How can we stop the weight loss? So the first thing you do is cut off the milk supply.

Ah, all right. Most people can't lose weight and produce a lot of breast milk. Biggest baby ever delivered. Ooh, 12-6. All right, that's pretty big. You ever deliver Siamese twins? Can you say Siamese anymore?

Or is that racist? Is Siamese racist? I don't think I'd say it. All right, no, you can't. You have to say conjoined. But, what is Siamese? I don't even, I honestly don't know what it is. Do you?

No. Do you looking it up? You're looking it up, are you ever delivered conjoined twins? No, most conjoined twins, I will tell you, they're very rare, but most are conjoined in a way that don't survive. Either, you know, pass the first trimester or there's not going to be compatible with life and patients choose not to proceed. Yeah. Well, that's, that's on them. That is on them. I got the Siamese twin answer for you. Okay, go ahead. Cheing and Ang Bunker. They were brothers that were conjoined and just became known as Siamese twins because they were Siamese Americans. Oh, so it was just, it was a race of people.

Yeah. So who were the first in the U.S. So did his races to got it. All right, live and learn. That's what I'm here for. I'm not afraid to evolve. Does your husband love that you don't bring your work home with you?

Okay. Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah. Do you have children? No. Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah. Do you have children? Nope. Do you want children? Nope. I know.

It's very Republican of you. They're very aware about when they're in the womb, but once they're out, they're on their own. I would call it an environmentalist position. Fair. What's your stance on abortion? Pro. In a pinch, could you do an abortion?

I could. You could. That's interesting. One time I was eavesdropping on you because your walls and your office are really thin. And you were, a woman was talking about if she should circumcise her son. And you seem to kind of just be a little bit of a yes-man

if I'm being honest. Like, you weren't pushing one way or the other. But I didn't circumcise my son, and I'm circumcised, but I was circumcised by a doctor who didn't do circumcisions. Well, no, didn't do, I was in Germany, I was born in Germany.

And my mom, who was a nurse, just kind of like talked the doctor through it. Oh, and she's like, oh, it wasn't good. Like, like it was bad. And she goes all the way, oh. Are you happy with it? No, no, oh, it wasn't good. Like, like it was bad. And she goes all the way. Oh, are you happy with it? No, no, no, of course I would have rather have, but you don't, all right, which, what is your stance?

Do, should people get their baby circumcised yesterday? No. It's personal preference. Why is it a personal preference? It is personal preference. Why shouldn't you just not do it? Why shouldn't you just not do it? Right.

Why cut off your skin? Oh, well, so I get it. I mean, I don't know, you know, I work at a Jewish hospital. There's a lot of we do a lot of circumcisions. I know. I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish. I don't find one way about it pro-orcon. I, people get very heated about it. I know. If you go to the American College of Obu-Guy and conventions, the nationwide conventions, there used to be the abortion supporters, like I get it, they have their cause, they have to make their point known.

But in recent years, the circumcision crowds have been much bigger than the abortion pro-life crowds, which I just found fascinating. Yeah, I find that fast. I don't care to the point of protest. It's a great, I just more feel more feels a good conversation, but I got another bone to pick with you. For both of my children, I paid this VIP experience of $5,000 extra dollars for a back line. And I'm positive. I received no VIP treatment. It wasn't $5,000,

but what was it? Each delivery at that time, I think it was probably $2,500. I swear to God, it was $5,000. It wasn't all right. I believe you, but. It's currently $3,500. Would you ever think about going a little more private? Well, so I mean, that's kind of where medicine's going is really tricky.

I mean, insurance companies have not increased our reimburse rates for over 20 years. With inflation, the cost of rent employees now, we pay our employees well, they stick with us. But the bottom line keeps shrinking. I mean, my patients have hard working jobs. They earn, they will, you're an exception. Okay.

But they earn their insurance and they pay a lot for it. So we feel like we wanna, I wanna keep taking it. But at some point, you kinda have to like slow down the growth of your practice. And so that's one of the ways I've been able to do it with it's called an OB administrative fee. If you come to my office now and it's your first pregnancy or you've never seen me before,

I require it. If you're an existing patient and you want special perks, like not sitting in the waiting room or making an appointment, you know, when the office is closed or... That's what we liked. We were at the 830 time slot. There you go. And now, by the way, I have a cell phone number of yours. Is it your real cell phone number or no?

It's probably real. For a time, I had a Google voice number that would forward to my real number. Oh, but I don't think you know there was a so my phone number was a Missouri number. It's an 816 and the hospital would frequently dial 818 and the rest of my number. And there was a person who would answer the phone and we'd get called at three in the morning. I mean, I'd be pissed too, right? The hospital is like, what should we do with this? And he started answering that.

I like this guy. No. Ethically it's wrong, sure. But at some point you're allowed to answer. I had a doctor if enough people think you're a doctor. I couldn't, I was like, he starts giving advice over the phone. He also, a patient of mine had texted the number and the person replied,

well, that's probably safe, but it could kill your baby. And that was a dumb text. And he didn't know what to do and didn't know how to bring it up with me. He thought, I had texted it. So at one kind of awkward appointment, he's asking me, like, what I meant by this text message, I'm thinking, what are you talking about? I never texted that and he was typing in the A.V.A. That's why you tell him to go through the portal. Exactly.

That's insanity. Top five grossest celebrity vaginas go. You see a lot of celebrities? I bear a number, I'll be honest. I know you don't know that who they are. I kinda don't wanna know a lot of the times because I think you might act differently or something, but I've caught myself in very awkward situations

where you go through the whole consult in person in my office, we go down to doing the exam. And when you're putting in a speculum, you want to ask questions or make it somewhat conversational. This is what do you do? Oh, I'm a writer. Oh, what are you right? Like, what kind of stuff?

It's like, oh, I created a TV show. And then they say the TV show and then I feel like an idiot. Do you ever use slang terms for vagina? Or do you only say vagina? For a vagina. Oh, you say VJ? That's it. Not coolie cod.

You ever use coolie cod? Nope, that's a new one. You also are the, the, the GYN for Pete in here's wife, Sam. Yep. So you've seen Sam's vagina and my wife's vagina. Who's is better? Who's vagina is better? My wife's or Pete's. I told you I don't remember. Hmm. You told Pete, as his wife is childless, she's 35. You told her that she has plenty of time.

Now, how old are you comfortable with women having babies currently? I mean, I've delivered women in their 50s. Biblically? What the fuck? I eat. I eat. I eat. I eat.

I eat. I eat. I eat. I mean, I've delivered women in their 50s. Biblically, what the fuck? You know, I think that a lot of the times people don't really fully get some of the complications that can happen because you're 52. This is the first time you're becoming pregnant. That said, you know, we know how to take care of women who are high risk, we're not afraid of it, and when people want a family,

they'll do anything to get it. And my job is to make sure that it's safe and everyone's healthy. 52, huh? That seems old. All right. Knowing how much it takes to upkeep and maintain the vagina, how thankful are you that you're a man? the vagina, how thankful are you that you're a man? I always tell people it's a self-cleaning oven, leave it alone. Huh, leave the vagina alone? Yes. Why then do some vaginas just smell to high heavens? Well, I think a lot of it has to do with what we do to change nature. And when we get rid of nature, then more opportunistic bacteria can overgrow. And so sometimes you'll get a smell that's slightly off. I'll be honest, the worst thing

about being a gynecologist is feet. Is feet? Feet. Feet are right in your face. You're like up in stirrups. And you're just like feet. So someone comes in in the summer, they were in Tori-Bert shoes, but they don't wear socks, right?

And their feet stink, and they're like right in front of your face. I was all told you once while you were examining my wife, I was like, I had my fingers inside of a woman, and I could feel something pokey. And I asked you if it was the IUD, and had slipped down, and I was you if it was the IUD and had slipped down and I was actually touching it because I felt like a sharp needle,

is that truth, is that what I was feeling? What was I touching? It's the strings of the IUD. This was sharp and hard. It would be like the end of like a fishing line. Uh huh. Like, Poki. Okay.

That is exactly what it's like. Like this fishing line. Couldn, that's a fixed fishing line. Wouldn't that pop a condom? No. Huh. I don't like anything sharpened, Poki pointing at me. I trim the strings inside the cervix, so you shouldn't be able to feel them if I put it in.

I'm not, my days of IUDs are over. You need to give me the names of for the surgery, the little SNP. I need to do that. Oh, the insect. Yeah, I have to do that immediately. Should have already done it. You know, you know, we wanted to make sure the baby was like healthy and I don't know. If they make it eight months, I feel like, all right, this kid should live forever. That's my thinking. It's a good, good, lofty goal. Uh-huh. Well, this is my goal. Keep them alive. I've got a squirting answer. What, what's your squirting answer? So, this squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is release of both urine and a substance from the

skeens glands. I like uh-huh okay. All right. So it's so it's so they are pee in all over your place. Yeah. That's what I've learned. They're peeing. According to WebMD. After you delivered my son, I gave you a gift to the Tomoko Japanese spa. You did. Okay. You said thank you. I think when I gave it to you, fine, but you never talked about it ever after that. You did. Okay, you said thank you. I think when I give it to you, fine. But you never talked about it ever after that. Now, did you actually go? It was great. Did you went?

Yes. Did you do the thing where it was for the two people with the sushi? With the sushi? You did it, package. Yes. I felt like you didn't do it. It was for my husband's birthday.

We did it like after the pandemic had. So you, we didn't do it before. Used my gift as your birthday. It acted like it was yours. I did. No, he knew it. He knew it. He knew it was it was a gift. Okay, but that brings me to the, I give everybody this, I guess, to my show a gift, but I don't buy them anything. I just take something from my house that I don't want my house anymore. I just give it to him. It's very nice. It can be nice, but do you remember what I asked for you to do on our second child? No.

When you were gonna have the surgery, I said, what did you need to fix? Oh, the smirk, smirk. Yeah, because we had that emergency C section the first time, and I felt like that it was like a little bit of a smirk. Like the scar was a little bit of a smirk. Again, she doesn't heal well because of the bleeding

disorder, so it's gonna be there forever. And there's no hair because the laser hair removal too much information. But anyway, so I'm just staring at the smirk. I was like, hey, could you fix that? I'm not positive if you fixed it. Now it's more like a weird, crazy joke or smile. So the bandages are over her scar.

Her mother came out, was with us. And when you removed the bandages from her scar, my wife's mother said, oh wow, Stephanie's scar is a lot smaller. That's her son's wife. That was the first thing it was said. That was the first thing that my wife heard as bandages were being removed.

So I, for my wife's first mother's day, got her coffee mug. She loves coffee. Nice, heath ceramics coffee mugs and had it put in on it. Oh wow, Stephanie scars a lot smaller and then mother's supporting mothers written underneath it. And that was her mother's day gift. She thought it was funny. It's very appropriate. It was silly. It was, ah, ah, ah, then my mother-in-law visits and she gets rid of defaces the mugs.

Yeah. So I get upset, but she didn't know, but I had already taken a photo of it. So the next time she visited in our guest house I had I had this name I had this name Right and this hung above our guest room so every time she had a sleep This was in and this has been there for four years and I'm passing this on to you. So this is now. Oh been there for four years. And I'm passing this on to you. So this is now your Oh, great. I don't know. I don't know if you have space for it. But I've got the

perfect place for it. What's it like just always being on call? I I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shit myself way more than I ever want to admit. So I need a schedule. I need shit myself way more than I ever want to admit. So I need a schedule. I need to know what my day is gonna be like. The stress that you must go through of knowing like, oh, I have to wake up and go to the hospital right now. That's absurd.

It's a lot. I mean, I think it's one of the main reasons people stop doing OBE at a certain point in their career. I mean, the way I do it is in how 90% of physicians across the country do it, or even the world, what you just don't answer, you keep your phone on silent. No, sleep. No, I mean, most places there's one doctor who's on call for the whole group. And that person does all the deliveries overnight or for 24-hour period so that everyone else

can sleep and be in the office the next day and not look awful. But you are waking up occasionally in the middle of the night. Yeah, all the time. All the time. And that how annoying for your husband, like he didn't sign up for that. He's gotten used to it.

He did not like it in the beginning. Right, but it's kind of good. I mean, when he's there, it's helpful. He travels a lot. But when he's there, it's helpful because I, from like 10, 30 PM to 1, 30 AM, I get a tornado could be going by, and I'm very difficult to wake up.

What time do you go to bed normally? 9, 30. Uh-huh. I'm right there with you. What time do you wake up? I mean, sometimes I'll wake up before 4am and be going the whole day. You mean hobbies? Do you exercise?

I work out with a trainer two to three days a week. Saturday, Sunday for sure, potentially Monday. There's babies are born at like, if they're born between like 3am and 4am, 2 to 2.30 to 4, it's's the we call it the witching hour. Cause then it's like 4 30 approaching 5. And it's like, well, now what do I do? I don't have to be in the office until 9

or I don't have to be into the operating room until 7 15. And so a lot of times you just push through, you start your workout. Because if you go to bed at 5 and you wake up at 6 30, you're on Mars. No, you're wrong. It's awful. I take sleep anywhere I can get it. Oh no. Just go back to bed. Any sleep is better than no sleep. Depends on where you are in the room and the act.

If I wake up on Mars, I'd much rather just push through the whole morning. I'll ask you this because I was having a conversation with a man who happened to be a gay man and I brought up, he's married, I brought up monogamy and he laughed in my face saying that's not a thing in gay relationships and I said that's insane. I go, I know tons of, I said I go, I know tons of gay men that are in monogamous marriages and he says no you don't and the was, he was right, I don't.

I just assume that I do. Are you in a monogamous relationship? I am. Have you always been? Yes. See, I just don't want anything. I don't want any STDs. But it is a rarity.

Not to over generalize in a little bit. To be monogamous in a male relationship. I think it's that rare. You think you're that unique. I think it's common. I just think that guy hangs out with tons of wild sex freaks. It's possible. I don't want the stress of another relationship. That's my fear.

I agree. The one or two upsides of a relationship is like, okay, I don't have to stress about, you know, somebody else. Well, and I'm too busy to have another relationship. You like to travel? Love to travel. Where's your favorite places to go? The Maldives. Oh god, it takes so long to get there. I've never been, but that's too long. That's a whole day of traveling. Well, no, I mean, you go to, you hop to like Tokyo, you stay one or two nights in Tokyo, then you hop to Singapore and Singapore, maldi.

You fly first class the whole way? On points. Oh, okay, I don't care how you get there. You don't have to act like you're an everyday man. You're not. We also, I book all my travel 330 days in advance. That's so funny, because you know exactly when you're gonna be free,

because you have to tell these women nine months in advance, I'm not gonna be here. Isn't it weird that you affect people's sex life? Like, people have sex around your schedule. It's a little weird. People, I think people do. No, no, we definitely do. There's like, there's like no scenario

where we're ever gonna have a baby in March. Is that when you leave? It's a popular time to leave. Yep. Yeah. Where does a woman's pee come out? Right under the clearest? And right above the vaginal opening.

It's always confused me. It's always confused me. Well, honestly, I hope I'm never in your office again. I am not offended. But I thank you very much for being on the show, Dr. Finkie. Thank you for having me. The assassination of President John F. Kennedy is the greatest murder mystery in American history. That's Rob Breiner, Rob called me, so would Ed O'Brien, and asked me what I knew about

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