Tosh Show - My Winter Olympics Coverage

Episode Date: February 17, 2026

Daniel reports from Italy on this year's Winter Olympic Games. Join our Patreon for exclusive content: http://patreon.com/toshshow

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Tosh Show. Tosh Show. Welcome to Tosh Show. Birdman's here. How's everybody doing? Pretty good. Probably wondering why I'm dressed like this. Yeah, what's going on?

Winter Olympics. Oh, okay. Winter Olympics. Sure. Got my beanie on, winter Olympics. Yeah. Got my German soccer jersey on. You know, I was born in Germany.

Right. So I could technically play under their flag. And people have told me when I complain about America, well, why don't you just leave? I'm thinking about it. I doubt'll act on it. Where are you going? Not Germany. Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'd rather live in Wisconsin, and I don't want to live in Wisconsin. We'd rather live in Wisconsin. Yeah. Then Germany? No, thank you. No offense, Germany. Listen, you created me. I was born from your soil.

Right. But no, I don't live there. You know, the Olympics, tough competition this year. You know, you go up against the Super Bowl, the NBA All-Star game. It's just, it's a lot. It's a lot to go. And before we get into the Olympics, let's talk. to Super Bowl for a second because what a dud it was.

Sure. I mean, as far as I enjoy, well, small throw up. Small throw up. Okay. How bad the game was. The game was bad. It made me sick. No, I enjoyed the game because I hate the Patriots.

And I teased the line to 13 and a half to bet Seattle to cover that. So I won handsomely. But I did a Homer bet. As a dolphin fan, I bet against the Patriots. I bet that it was going to be a blowout. So, you know, I won. I won pretty good. Yep.

Did you enjoy the halftime show, Eddie? Yeah. Did I understand it? No. But I like... Oh, I don't need... I don't need the extra. I don't need that.

I didn't understand. I don't understand any song when someone's thing. Unless it's fucking dumb country music where they're like, I went down to the dance and I saw my wife dancing with Cleo. And I was like, that's wrong. And now I have to drink beer. You know, those are the only songs I actually understand, and I hate those songs. I can never comprehend what people are saying, regardless of the language.

But did I like Bad Bunny's performance? Sure. Was it my favorite Super Bowl performance? No. I mean, that still goes to my boy Kendrick. Now, had Bad Bunny at some point in his performance, like broke from the Spanish just for, for one second and just said Trump certified lover boy

certified and had the whole stadium scream pedophile I would have lost my mind that would have gone down as the greatest ever release the files okay release the files that would have been a good half-time show

just wheel out all these points just bringing out all the files on Epstein and let's go through them yeah line by line oh what a good what a fun Super Bowl halftime surprise. If somebody just carts out all the Epstein files and goes, here you guys go, let's start thumbing through these. You know, the people who are outraged about bad bunny, if Pavarotti would have sang, we all would have been like, oh my goodness, that's the most beautiful thing in the world.

Yeah, none of us speak Italian. We'd love it. We'd love it. As long as he doesn't touch his penis. I didn't even notice that there was a ton of crotch grabbing. That's how he's. little I pay attention to stuff. It's just a register. I want to say one more thing about Bad Bunny's halftime show. The Ricky Martin cameo. How good did he look?

And if he would have belted out, Olae, Oleg, Oleg, on de, doa, I would have been like, yes. I mean, this guy was on top of the world and because he was, you know, in the closet and out of it,

like his career ended. I don't get it. He should still be, Is he not? Maybe he is, and I don't know it. He should still be performing constantly. Why put out a new album, Ricky? Let's go. The world needs you. This idea that we have to speak English is so funny. When I lived in South Beach, Miami in the 90s, I was pulled over by a police officer that didn't speak English. I mean, now this could be revisionist history, but I'm, he's, He chose not to speak English. Okay. And, you know, he was just, he was giving me a hard time. But that's it. I lived in South Beach.

I, I knew where I was. Everybody spoke Spanish. I didn't. I'm sure he was saying some nasty stuff to me. I still respected, you know, what he did. I know, how, get out of my country. I don't respect the badge. I respect the gun.

I'm not, I don't even respect the gun. I'm just scared of it. Yeah, exactly. I'm also scared of the taser. To be honest with you, I'm scared of if they have one of those batons. I don't want to get hit with that either. I'm also scared of the pen. I don't want them to write me a ticket.

I get scared pretty easily, truth be told. Yeah, insurance premiums going up. Oh, I don't want my insurance to go up. You know what else? I really don't want to take a class. That's the worst. And I know you're saying, well, now you can do it online and don't you have people at your business management account that do it for you?

Yeah, of course. But I mean, why hassle them? But I'm sure that they don't want to do it. For you. Anyway, to whoever that cop was that pulled me over in the mid-90s in South Beach that chose not to speak English, I want you to know that we welcome you. Anybody that speaks out about ICE or their current tactics, you just, you're like, oh, my goodness, they're so unpatriotic. They don't, they shouldn't live in our country. Don't call 911 if somebody breaks in your house.

Why? Why wouldn't I call 911 if I had an emergency? Because I don't like the current tactics of ice. Is ice going to show up to my house? If somebody comes to my house with a mask on, if I call 911 because my kid is choking on something, I might be like, hey, I'm not going to let in this person. Just let my kid choke out, I guess.

Sorry, buddy. Seems like the lesser of two evils. Isn't it funny, though, that they wear a mask, yet these are the people that refuse to wear a mask during COVID? Yep. I mean, what side of the fence are you on, boys? Not enough data. Do people understand how this country works? You're allowed to shit on the country constantly, and you can stay in the country.

Right. We're just a nation of complainers, just because I don't like this dipshit president. Oh, then you should leave. What? I'm not leaving. I like my restaurants. It's like I like where I live except for this guy. Yeah.

Doesn't really affect me. I like my restaurants. Well, yeah. Well, it's so fine. The Super Bowl was. It was a garbage game. Congratulations, Seattle. And Sam Darnold.

Who would have thought it cursed with the name Darnold that you had become a Super Bowl-winning quarterback? Samuel Darnold. Arnold. What's the first thing you do? You just won the Super Bowl, Sam Darnold. Change my fucking name. That's what he should have said. Just say it. Back to the real, the reason that I'm here to discuss the Winter Olympics. Does anybody even care about the Winter Olympics? Probably not. But guess who does? I do. I love the Winter Olympics. So bundle up. Enjoy.

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Let's go. Winter Olympics 31. What are we at? What number is this? Do people say what number the Olympics are? 1924 is the first winner Olympics. 1924 was the first winner Olympics. I would have not gotten that right.

I wouldn't have either. 1924 was the first winter games. And when was skiing invented? 1923? Precisely. Like Mussolini. And they're like, we got to, let's gather. Let's gather the nations and see who can slide.

down the hill faster. Skiing was invented approximately 8,000 to 10,000 years ago. Snow skiing? I'm not talking about behind a boat, John. I just Googled this. I'm telling you what a aisle.

You're talking about water skiing behind a boat? Yes, water skiing behind a boat. Then when was tubing invented? Because that's what I like. I love to get yanked by a tube. How have I not killed anybody behind my boat in a tube is

truly a mystery? Because I will slingshot you you know off the lake honestly why isn't that a summer game tubin just to see if you can hold on yeah one nation gets to pull another nation oh what I wouldn't give to pull

Russian bitches they're not going to hold on okay so these games are in Italy Milan technically are they I don't believe so where are they where's Cortina

How far away from Milan is Cortina? And don't give me that weird tourist thing where I have to take a scenic train. Almost five hours. Quite far. It's five hours away from Milan? Okay. This is getting silly.

Because the summer games, you got London, Paris, Los Angeles, then the winter games. It's like Sochi, Big Bear. Unforgettable. If the Winter Olympics weren't Big Bear,

That would be hysterical. Boost of the economy up there. Oh, my goodness. It's snow summit. There were one like mild black diamond slope. Ugh. Start with the Olympics, though. The opening ceremony that was in Milan and three other locations.

So the parade of nations was bizarre because there was like five other places where people were walking. Okay. Start with Mariah Carey. You think Bad Bunny was a lightning rod? How in the world is Italy not freaking out over Mariah Carey being there? First of all, I don't even know how she got into that snail stage. It was this big, gigantic stage of, I don't know what it was. It doesn't matter.

It was beautiful. She's plopped in the middle. She physically can't move. I don't know if she weighs 400 pounds or 100 pounds. I can't tell anymore. And she doesn't know a word that she's singing, I'm guessing. She's just up there, you know, what you can call it, hillbilly, vanilla, kid rock style, lip-syncing. There's no chance on earth she's hitting those notes anymore.

My favorite part of the opening ceremony, of course, was watching Vice President J.D. Vance getting booed. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. It's just nice. And whether you want to admit it or not, the world hates him. Hitler, 1936, Hitler wasn't even booed at the games. People are like, you know, we let Hitler slide, but we're not going to let this fucking asshole.

Never again. Yeah, fool us once. This is getting me excited, though, for the L.A. Games, the summer games 2028. Who should we have singing in our opening ceremony? Neil Young. Donald Glover. Yeah, I don't know what I would want. I don't know what I, do I enjoy people getting upset over nothing?

I mean, do you want Taylor Swift? Or is it funny to, like, have, like, oasis? Yeah, that'd be funny. It's funny to have a waste. You know who we should get for the opening ceremony. Tool. Oh, yeah. Oh, that would be good.

Straight up, let them play one of their 17-minute-long songs. And just watch everybody lose their mind. Still going. Still going. Yeah, it's still building. The country's still coming in. At some point, you're going to have to stab somebody. Those songs just get you going.

Are you enjoying the Winter Olympics, the coverage? Okay, I have the Peacock app. Oh. I'm logged in. It's not my subscription. It's a John John. Okay. I got jerked in Mexico.

Oh, yeah, that guy. But he doesn't have, like, a premium one. Like, there's still, like, commercials and stuff. I don't like it. I don't love, you know, you just pick an event. You can pick an event and watch it. But that's not really what I like. I like the wrap up at the end of the day.

But the problem with the wrap up at the end of the day, it starts at 8 o'clock local time 8 p.m. That's too late. I need that to start at 4 p.m. I don't know why I'm not getting an East Coast feed. Lindsay Vaughn. Oh, my goodness. I mean, what a compelling story.

And then to have it ripped away in 13 seconds. You know, on the upside, she's eligible for the Paralympics. Yes, she is. Which I believe is in a couple weeks. Yeah, starts in March. She's good to go. the winter Olympics really is just a direct pipeline for the para games i try to have my son focus on you know the remarkable accomplishments of these athletes but inevitably we're both

just going oh i hope they crash yeah it's just that's whether no matter what we're watching we just get whether it's ice skating or you know skiing or snowboarding you're just like oh i want to see them bounce. That's not nice. These are kids. But yet we want to see them bounce. And when they do, we start screaming about it. We're like, ah, get in your mom. Yeah, quick. You got to see this Croatian take a head. You watch some of these events with your, with your kids. And you're like, oh, I certainly hope that you don't get to that level. It's just too much. It's too dangerous. It doesn't look real. I mean, all of it. Even the figure, skating. You're like, oh, we're not going to die figure skating. I don't know. Who wants to

my son's a hemophiliac. I don't need him falling over and over on ice. Yeah. Ugh. By the way, I love almost all the games. And even the dumb ones, skeleton, luge, bobsled. But you have to stop. These are not Olympic athletes. The one girl, she didn't qualify. Who's the girl with the sweet dumper? Alicia Crippa? Okay. Now that's a sport. And I know we're not supposed to be talking about people's bodies, but my goodness, Italy, there's your gold. Right. The glutes.

But the skeleton and the, I mean, we're just watching people go down a slide. This is a ride at an amusement park at best. Oh, this athlete went forward. This athlete goes backwards. It's not the same gold. Their gold medals should be different. And I know the gold medals this year are falling apart because that's Italy. They go fashion over form.

Right. We got to do something. Get it like fun size models, like smaller ones. Yeah, or chocolate. Yeah, give you chocolate gold coins. They're chocolate. They're wrapped in gold, but you open it up and it's just chocolate. Again, you were on a ride.

Definitely were on a ride. If I got off the log flume at Disney and demand to be awarded. Where's the podium? Yeah. I mean, listen, let the outrage come. I embrace it, but it's just not. it's not a thing it's like curling no curling is a thing curling i get curling is a bar sport it whatever you know why isn't shuffleboard in the summer games i don't know yeah but i get it but

like to i mean skiing is financially out of reach for almost everyone but to uh whatever you here's what you want to get into skiing kids you do what i did you you ignore the the depressing church that you your parents make you go to every Sunday, and you go to the cool church for the youth group, and you know, you go on their once a year ski trip. Now, I went on this ski trip as a kid, usually to West Virginia, someplace awful, and they would put us in a bus, and we would drive there from Florida. And then they would pull over for gas somewhere in the evening, and they could re-change the bus into sleeping.

And there was just shelves everywhere, not like a tour bus. I've yet to see a bus like this. There's just like platforms that went all. So there's just like layers of kids lane everywhere. Has to be the most dangerous thing in the world. More dangerous than the skeleton, I'm guessing. And then we'd get up to some awful mountain in West Virginia. And then most all the runs would be closed because, you know, it wasn't, it was a bad year.

And there'd be one hill and we'd all just, we'd love it. Go up. Anyway, that's how you get into skiing. And the Lord. Via the bus. Yeah, I remembered this too Because we had a kid that got hurt And then, you know, because this church was

I forgot what it was But we laid hands on him And prayed to heal him That he didn't need his crutches anymore And then he fell right over Well, sometimes it happens later I tell you what else is embarrassing About going to that church

They took over half the indoor swimming pool And we're doing baptisms On this ski trip Which I think is weird to baptize kids When their parents aren't there And in chlorine. Well, yeah, well, yeah, but the humiliating thing was there's people swimming laps and having fun on the other side. And then here is this weird cult climbing into the pool with their clothes on.

Yeah. I didn't. It made me very uncomfortable. But what was I talking about? The luge? Yeah. There's camera rent spread out over this mile long track freezing so we don't miss a bit of coverage. First of all, who's going to this?

Imagine going to see Luge live. Maybe if you had a table with a heater next to you And you could watch them go the whole way around you I mean are you allowed to reach over and give him high fives That would be fun I guess I don't get it By the way Are you watching the figure skating any of you?

Yes Okay What is your opinion of the quad god I love it You love them Yeah Okay guess what You don't

No I think it's great I love that he does a backflip that it's pointless. Right. Here's my problem with the quad god. He's 21.

He looks like he's from Blades of Glory. Or like the play cats. Yes. The hair line and the hair is kind of confusing. But I was such a huge fan of the original quad god. Nathan Chen.

He was my favorite contemporary ice skater. This guy was cool the quad god i get it he's got pizzazzed but but he was doing it chen was doing it and he would wear nothing but black black skates everything blade black and he just look cool and i don't understand he's just he just stopped and he's focusing i think he's a genius on top of everything else are you guys a fan of irene goo or are you guys are you guys the haters you know because she's american born grew up in san francisco but she's skisks

for China. And she gets a lot of hate. But she's also the most, I think, I think they said that she's the highest paid Olympic athlete this year. But that can't be true against some of the hockey players, unless hockey players just don't make that kind of scratch. I would think there'd be some hockey players that have a bigger contract, but there's not.

Apparently, she's the highest paid Olympic athlete, American-born, grew up in San Francisco skis for China, I couldn't care less that she skis for China. She's stuck up for, what's his name, Hunter Biden? I mean, Hunter Hess. It would be funny if she did that. It'd be funny if she stuck up for both of them. That'd be great. Hunter Hess.

Yeah, he's the guy that he was saying that he was embarrassed right now of what is happening in the U.S. Just the lows that this president goes to. It's just bizarre. You're going to call this kid out? Who cares if he doesn't agree with how you're running things? A lot of people hate you. He's a kid.

Yeah, he's ill. Let him do his thing. What's his name? I like that British skier that peed in the snow. Fuck ice. By the way, I could never do that. I mean, my urethra is wrecked. When I pee, it's just a,

It's a, you know, you've got those settings on your garden hose, the nozzle that you put on. And mine at this point, it's almost that missed setting. It's just a, I couldn't write any. There'd be no political statement made. The irony there, too, Russia has videos of our president being peed on. Yeah, it's pretty good. Wouldn't that? This is a sensitive topic for him.

Yeah, no wonder he got so upset. Hey, save that pee for my back. You write whatever you want on my chest. Does it bother you when these athletes play for other countries? It doesn't bother me because the reality is we all know where most of them get trained and grew up. And then if they can't make the U.S. team, their options are either, well, I don't play anymore, or I go under a different flag. Right.

I try to only cheer for countries that I've been to or that I like. Personal connection. And then if I hate the country's politics, I root for them to fail. But I always find it funny that the athletes after they finish their run are so cordial and gracious to all of the other athletes from other countries. I'm like, wait, wait, you don't hate that Russian? And they don't. They're like, oh, no, we've been best friends. We've been competing since we were seven years old throughout the world.

And I'm always like, oh, that's fascinating. Yeah, there's no animosity. These kids are such good sports. I mean, most of them. I always, snowboarders, you know, and the freestyle skiers and stuff. Whenever they, whenever they like botch a jump or something like that, and it's like, oh, well, I'm always like, well, your family flew to Italy. and you just fucking fell on the first rail.

Don't you owe well me. You fucking ride the rest of the run and do all the jumps. I flew first class. The Olympics is the whole season. So much money to go all the way there. So much time. And then the freestyle ski or the snowboarding course where they have to do rails. and they fall in the first rail

and it's like, oh, you're done. Don't tell me that's 50%. You don't slide in seven feet on a rail is 50% of my score when at the end I've got to do 30 backflips 100 feet in the air. Right. I don't give a shit about the technical part of it.

If you lose the technical part and let's just focus on flying. Is wings suiting in the games yet? Should be. Might as well. Put it in. These games lose money, right? They have to. After you.

There's nothing. Nothing spectator friendly about it. No. Are people shelling out big bucks to the ice skating I get or a hockey game I get? Inside. You're at, you're in a game. But like just to go. By the way, sometimes on these mountains, I'll see chairlifts in the background running

with people on it. And the resort's like, well, we still got to pay people. And is the mountains still open? It's got to be. Are people still like free riding during? the Olympics, in 2034, the Olympics will be back on American soil. It's going to be

in Salt Lake City. Well, that's good. I got to get an epic pass that year. I just want to bomb through one of the events. Wouldn't that be funny? If during the downhill, all of a sudden you saw me cut across the track? Sorry, sorry. My bad, my bad. Out of control.

I lost. Sorry. I'm out here in a second. I don't know the route. When I watched the downhill, I talked to my wife. and I say, if you were at the starting gate right now, just how long would it take you to get down? But she's just the slowest rider you could ever imagine.

I mean, be fun to time it. If I know the exact run she's doing, I can always go down, do the whole run, give the chairlift, take it back up, catch up with her, and she will have no clue that I did that. I got another event that we should add to the winner. Olympics. Okay? And this this goes, this pairs nicely with the norovirus that was going through the female hockey teams. That's the Zamboni's job to clean up your mess. It's the worst part

about skiing or being on a mountain when you, when you have to go, number two. And that's, that's the challenge. Everyone has to go. You're given a laxative of some sort. You're at the top of the mountain, and there's one bathroom at the bottom. And then you have to ride all the way to the bottom of the mountain, and then you have to run through the lodge in your stupid boots, and you've got nine layers to get off. And I'm always wearing a bib, so getting that bib off on time. And then you got long johns on. So much. Oh, it's just, it's a true event.

And it's worthy of a gold medal if you can make it to the toilet in time. Because some of these resorts, the woods isn't dense enough for privacy. Exactly. But it's so funny that my life has become the movie Friday. Yeah. We're smoke, I'm smoky. Yep. Man in your shits.

Smoky, you sitting over there? My favorite moment so far is that Norwegian that got bronze that just started fessing about cheating on his girlfriend. That should be a new rule. If you win bronze, you have to fess up to something you've done. You get gold or silver, you know, your secret dies with you. Bronze, all right, let us know what happened. I don't know when I'm going to tell my wife what I've done, but certainly not at the Olympics.

If you win the bronze, you have to. Yeah. You ever watch the closing ceremony of a games? Never. Never. Me neither. It's like, all right, I'm done. You prefer in summer games the track and field events versus the indoor events? I do.

Yeah, you're week one guy. Basketball and stuff like that. Basketball, come on. That's hilarious. No one thinks of the summer games and basketball. No, gymnastics, swimming, the real events. The NBA is basketball. It's a pro sport.

And not one of those people that wins a gold medal is like, this is so much better than the millions of dollars I make playing it. Eddie just wants to see. All he wants to do is just see his spurs play. If the spurs were in the Olympics, that would just be his heaven. Once there's a real league and you're stopping your real league to go do your little fun little country thing, that should be the cutoff. We used to not let pro athletes in the in the Olympics,

but it should just be a financial line. If you make over $100,000 a year doing your sport, you don't get to be in the Olympics. The Olympics should be for poor kids. And I don't like old people in the games. Cap it. Let's cap the age. Let's cap the age and let's cap how much money you can make to get in.

36? What? 36. No, I was going to say 17. I like him young. That's it. Epstein, release the files. We'll be right back.

Carl, do you enjoy the Winter Olympics? You did. They auto-incorporate dogs into some of the events. Agreed. Man, you ever watch a Bernadoodle run up a mountain in three feet of powder? It's beautiful. Just like a rabbit, just jumping out. Oh, he's good at it.

you can move can't you do you have a good Valentine's Day buddy took care of you gave you some love told you I loved you what did you guys do Eddie did you do anything just made dinner at the house

you made dinner at the house oh you old softy yeah then do you guys take it to the bedroom now we ate out the living room you ate out the living room John what did you do

I made cookies with our kids you made cookies with your children. Well, what did you do with your wife? Did you do anything special with her? Yeah, we made something later. Yeah? What did you make? Yeah. Do you sign the alphabet? No. Pete, what did you do for Valentine's? We had fondue at the house. Fondue. Every year. Oh, Sam loves dipping stuff into cheese and chocolate. Is that all you do? You just do the cheese and the chocolate? Just the cheese. You don't do the chocolate? No, maybe a couple chocolate-covered strawberries afterwards.

No, Pete, you got to clean the pot out and start over. It's a pain, but you have to. Fondue without the chocolate courses. Well, I don't know. I don't approve. Dylan, did you have a good Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah, it was great. It was chill.

Chill. Oh, you're so cool. Yeah, he's just chill. Did you go out to a restaurant? No, we hung it home. It was a Saturday. Yeah. You didn't want to go out there because it's amateur hour that night?

No, just enjoyed, enjoyed her house together. Mm-hmm. Enjoyed your house together. You guys scissored? You know it. Ah. You guys have any traditions? Any kinks you want to talk about?

No. Pretty vanilla. Is that French vanilla? Or is that Matt as Gascar? Is Valentine's Day a day that any of you are like, well, we have to make love. It's Valentine's Day. No. I feel the pressure.

Pete, yes. John feels. the pressure? Dylan, no, Ed, where are you? Don't feel the pressure. Like it to happen, though. I don't feel pressure, but I am like, I'll like guilt or I'm like, like, it's Valentine's Day. We should be doing this.

Yeah, what's going on? I treat every day. Like, it's Valentine's Day. It doesn't always close, though. Oh, no, I don't treat every. I don't have a desire. You're saying the day after a session, you've got the desire to go? I mean, you're a little older than me.

Yes, I could. So you're ready to go back-to-back days, not me. I love it. I love it. I love a day off. If I could go... If I could have my druthers, I would have two days off. Two days. Yes, two days off, one day on. I'm like a firefighter. All right, let's do some plugs. We got our Patreon.com slash toss show. If you want, you know, more riveting coral footage.

My first farewell tour. It's going well, guys. it's up and rolling. We're starting to knock off some dates. I don't even know what I'm looking forward to. I can't wait to get to Boston. I'll be honest with you. I love getting to Boston, especially now that they lost the Super Bowl.

Oh, yeah. That'll be fun. It's fun. And they're such good-natured folks there. They like some ribbon about their team. Because then they just start screaming about my team. I'm like, oh, shut up. This isn't about my team. Yeah.

My team scored as many touchdowns in the first. half as yours did. Okay, what else? We got the toss show store.com if you want to emerge. What else? We're going to, we're going with those people over there. Starting point. What are they called?

Oh, yeah, Turning Point. Turning point. Yeah. Starting point. We're going to be, well, we're calling our starting point. We're going to open for them. Yeah. We're going to do our live podcast in front of theirs.

Right. And Turning Point will do theirs. No, that'd be good. And then closing point. would be the last one. Oh, man, who's closing point? Everybody together. Panda's episode aired, and immediately, the voicemail box has been filling with potential suitors. So I don't want to get her too excited, but I think love is right around the corner. You got a voicemail? Yep. Let's hear him. Hey, Daniel, this is Jimmy. I'm from the Inland Empire area. I am 26, about to be 27. Now,

I'm not really calling in the show interest for Panda, but what I am interested in is, it is, in your Somaliere Sarah Foot. Now, I'm not much of a horse guy, but I know a shining stallion when I see one. She's funny. She's pretty. And I could tell she just brings a glow into the room when she walks in. Her interview is probably my favorite of yours. But, uh, yeah, putting in a good word from you, man.

I would appreciate it. Thank you guys. I love what you guys do. What is going on? Aye, well, yeah. These calls have gone off the road. Okay, this is not a dating show. Right.

I appreciate you calling. This person is a little too young for Panas. in the first place, but they're in the Inland Empire. But then the whole nonsense, it got embarrassing, him gushing all over Sarah Foote. I don't know if Sarah Foote's in the market. Right. And I'm not, uh, I'm not going to pass on the information.

Now, if she hears it and then reaches out to me, then I'll give her what I can, I'll pass it on. But no, I don't, I don't think, that's not what this show is about. The guy sounds like he was actually on The Bachelor, giving one of those awkward speeches. I'm sure Sarah's flattered, but, But again, not appropriate. All right.

Do you have anybody for Panda? Yeah, I think this one's going to work. Hey, good afternoon, Tosh. Good afternoon, Panda. names Andrew. 6-2-215, blonde hair, blue eyes, in shape, very well-established carpenter, former ranch hand, former Texan,

who now calls the North Shore Maui home, bit of a surfer, bit of a coop. I'll spend a lot of time in Southern California for work, bounce in between. Like I said, ranch hand, enjoy horses, always out there trying to make people laugh, having a good time, a bit of a man of principle. With that, and progressive, not a vegetarian or a vegan, proudly have an Antifa sticker on one of my toolboxes and fuck ice.

With that, feel free to reach out any time. Like I said, it bounced back and forth between the North Shore of Maui and Southern California. Aloha, y'all. Andrew. Winner. That guy seems great. Yeah. Good job, Andrew.

Wait, wait, I don't know what took you so long to call. See you guys next week.