Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 10 - Crazy Train

Episode Date: July 29, 2025

The Boys had a wild time at the Edmonton Great Outdoors Comedy Fest - but has Julian f**ked their chances of crashing the Halifax show? Ricky picks up a musical instrument and wants in with the Shitro...ckers, while Bubbles finds a greee-eaasy use for seaweed. Plus: a tribute to the ultimate rocker and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 New episodes every week on Trailer Pack Boys Plus. Subscribe now! How's everybody doing today? Doing great, man. Look tired. These fucking camera dicks, they take a lot out of you, man. They ask way too much of us. Yeah, they give you the break on the weekend. Fucking shit. We end up getting fucked up. Drunk as fuck on the weekend is to celebrate because we're kind of... this is work.
Starting point is 00:00:33 This is like fucking work having these guys following us around. Why do you want them to follow us around so bad? Well, there's lots of perks. Name one. Oh, well, we were just at that fucking comedy festival. I had nothing to do. It did so bad. If one. Oh well, we were just at that fucking comedy festival. If we didn't have...
Starting point is 00:00:47 I had nothing to do. It did so, Bob. If people weren't watching the show, we wouldn't be doing it. You wouldn't have a new boyfriend, that Theo dude. He's not my boyfriend. You guys hit it off pretty good. I enjoy his type of humor. When was the last time you talked to him?
Starting point is 00:01:01 Do you guys like switch swap numbers? It's none of your beeswax did too you guys are facetiming every night aren't you jealous I'm not fucking jealous no I might have facetimed with Theo Vaughn late at night in the nude was Vaseline oh I'm just joking Vaseline of all. Oh, I'm just joking. Vaseline. No. No. All right. He's not coming to Halifax either. The great-
Starting point is 00:01:29 Yeah, that sucks. Well, you know what else is fucked? We go away and do these things, go fucking to the other side of the country, and do two shows. Yeah. And then they're like, okay, you're in Halifax, we're not gonna sign you up for that show.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Well, whose fault is that now, Mr. Contracts? I don't know, I think- Yours. I think maybe I could have been it would have been good because we're fucking from here We have the after-party every night. Oh, I know that's what I'm saying We could had people back at the park had fucking the bar fired up here Could have made a lot of money But what happened but the bars that you got to got our fingers into I did set up happening. But the bars that you got our fingers into. I did set up a deal with the bars and if we go we'll get free drinks. But if you go to these fucking bars it's called the economy's you shop, the basement and the
Starting point is 00:02:16 toothy moose. Not free drinks, you get a free admission to get in. Free cover charge. With? If you go with your little badge, your little fucking ticket badge, you need that. You also get discounts on food, discounts on fucking booze, and I don't know what else there is.
Starting point is 00:02:34 You get a whole bunch of perks. A whole bunch of perks. A whole bunch of perks. These are the perks. You take your, what do you get? Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, or Thursday, Friday, Saturday? You take your great outdoors comedy fest pass, right? Go eat a nice meal, get fucking wasted.
Starting point is 00:02:47 And you go to the shoe shop or the basement or the Toothy Moose for all your partying, drinking and eating needs. And maybe there'll be some comics showing up afterwards. That's the plan. That's the entertainment. That's the plan, it's the after-party place. All right, so, I mean, if people are gonna give us
Starting point is 00:03:04 a hard time, because I know this happens, because people are always saying, you know, you're from Nova Scotia, you're not doing this shit. Like, we tried. I tried to fucking make it happen. Tell them to squeeze your bread. You can squeeze the bread, because we fucking tried and it didn't work. They said maybe next year. I'm still not recovered from the shows out in Edmonton, Winnipeg.
Starting point is 00:03:21 I'm not either. I don't know if it's a time change or just a hell of a lot of drugs. It's the drugs, Ricky. It's got nothing to do with the time change. It's the drugs and the liquor. Thanks for letting me play, man. I still have been thinking about that. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah, Ricky. I had fun playing. Ricky played, well, you played one note, but why wouldn't you just set your drink down to play the rest of the song? You couldn't do it. It's not fun. I want to do things that are fun.
Starting point is 00:03:44 If I had to do that, I would have been going, fuck. But you would have had to set your drink down for maybe 30 seconds. No. Couldn't do it. I could do it. Look at all the fun he had. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:03:56 I didn't want to, you know, outshine him. How fun was it, Ricky? It was like an 11 out of 10. There you go. Look at that. He'd be now called. It was addictive. Is he now an official out of 10. There you go, look at that. He'd be now called- He was addictive. Is he now an official member of the band?
Starting point is 00:04:08 No, don't say that. Well, he should be. I think I pretty much have to be. Once you play a few notes- Maybe you can work out some other parts, Ricky. I'd like to. You did pretty fuck good on the all. I'd like to, man. That was fun.
Starting point is 00:04:22 I felt like a star. I gotta learn how to play the drums or something, man. With your drink, you'd be like to man, that was fun. That was fucking amazing. I felt like I was a star. They surrounded me. I gotta learn how to play the drums or something man. With your drink, you'd be like the Def Leppard guy. Exactly. There you go, there's hope for ya. That's what I'm fucking saying. Gotta have electronic drums, that's all.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I'll do it. You could play keyboards would be smarter. They're not as cool. Some sad fucking things happened. Some very fucking sad things man. I can't believe it. Last week. Yeah. All those years of going to high school and shit,
Starting point is 00:04:48 cranking. Cosby Show? Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne in the cafeteria, man. And he's gone. I thought you were talking about it. Well, that was another one. Theodore Hochstable also perished, poor soul. We grew up watching the fucking, those guys.
Starting point is 00:05:06 That was fucking sad, man, especially he was with his daughter. I don't drown. Fucking nightmare. Thoughts and prayers go out to them. Let's do a cheers to him. Yeah, fuck. You guys aren't even drinking today. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Cheers to Theo Huxtable. And Ozzy Osborn. And Ozzy Osborn. Maybe they were buddies, who knows. Man, he did a lot of albums right Ozzy and black Sabbath did a lot of Razzies well they kicked him out of the band didn't they for drugs and alcohol Oh, he was snorting ants and shit man. I was kind of fucked up. He only did that once He wasn't like he didn't carry a vial of ants around in his pocket
Starting point is 00:05:41 And how do you know put them out on the table and cut them out with a card? around in his pocket and how do you know put them out on the table and cut them up with the card He did but he he didn't he regretted it he said They threw it on the stage and he didn't he thought it was a rubber fucking pad or whatever and he bit its head off and then he realized it was a real one that was alive He probably had a pretty good buzz on though. I would think so. Can't he get the radius from that? Probably had a pretty good buzz on though. I would think so. Can you get the radius from that? You could you know, did you ever hear about him talking about Did you ever hear him talking about doing acid and why he quit? Nope
Starting point is 00:06:18 No, he did ten hits acid At once that's not a lot though, is it? Well, I think it's quite a bit. Ten's a lot. Ten hits at once. That's a lot. So we took ten hits of acid and he went out in the field, go for a walk, and he said he ended up talking to a horse for three or four hours, having a conversation with him. And then at the end, the horse said, fuck off. And that was it, he never did acid again. After the horse. Just because the horse was mean to him? Yeah. That's a weird one he never did acid again. Wow. After the horse.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Just because the horse was mean to him? Yeah. That's a weird one. That was the story I read. Boat Ozzy, what's your favorite Ozzy song, Ricky? Oh my God, well. Come on. Who's got the bass on his brain?
Starting point is 00:07:03 I bet you he's practicing. I'm gonna fucking try to learn that now. You could do it, man. I, I, I? I mean, I don't know. It's a good one. You like Crazy Train, huh? It's a good one.
Starting point is 00:07:13 My mom's coming home, that's another good one too. Oh, that's a good one, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, he looks good. Let's go obscure. I like some more obscure stuff. Yeah. Oh, there's all kinds.
Starting point is 00:07:23 What was the one he did with Tina Ford? Tina Ford. What was that her name? Who was that? Erlene? Lita? Lita Chev? Lita Ford.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Is that her name? She was the metal queen, man. Metal queen! He had a nice little slow duet that I used to like to dance with my girl, too. Yeah. He'd pop an old boner dancing away with that song. Many times. I could sing that right now if I could think of it. Yeah, you'd pop an old boner dancing away with that song many times
Starting point is 00:07:46 Like it's a matter right now if I could think of it do it man, just hum it a bit Mr. Crowley I liked yeah. Yeah, that was a good one Fuck he's gonna be missed man. Yeah, so he got kicked out of the band then Sharon didn't she Take him under her wing Launch And he launched a solo career, I think. Yeah, probably. And people forget he was one of the OG reality TV stars. Correctamundo. Right?
Starting point is 00:08:17 Bubba Lowe. What are you doing, Julian? Just trying to get the thing going. Grindr? What's that? That's not Grindr, man. It says Grindr right there, and there's a fella with his beard on. It's not.
Starting point is 00:08:30 Grindr. Ha-ha-ha. Squeeze the bread. Mm, mm. Alright, the scary part is, normally don't celebrity deaths happen in threes. So who's it gonna be? Fuck, here we go.
Starting point is 00:08:44 You're so superstitious, man Oh, I don't know how long ago was Wilson. That was my long goes. It's almost who Brian Wilson. Yeah. Yeah It's quite a while ago. Who's Ted Wilson? He was a celebrity Ricky All right. All right. We've got some interesting things happening around the world here, boys. Yeah? Oh yeah? The Russian police, I mean, you hear all the time there's a lot of corrupt motherfuckers in the Russian police.
Starting point is 00:09:10 There's corrupt motherfuckers in all the police. There is, I know, but Russian police officers who refuse bribes are compensated with the amounts they were offered. That's a good fucking idea. Not a bad idea. What was it? So, okay, they had bribes coming in, and they were offered. That's a good fucking idea. Not a bad idea. What was it? So okay, they had bribes coming in,
Starting point is 00:09:28 and they were like fuck you. So if I go to you and say hey bud, I'll give you 20 grand and let my friend off those charges, and you're like nope. Nope, and then you go to the police fucking, the captain, and you say hey. Yeah, you did good bud, you didn't take bribe. Here's 20 grand.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Is that a Russian accent? Is that a whole scam? It's a caveman accent. You know what it could be a Total scam that's like a total scam. So yeah, it's a cajolian scam. Hmm It's easy to set up well You'd have to get and probably the chief that awards it to them. He probably has a deal where they split it So you come to me say somebody tried to bribe you for 20, I'll reward you with 20 for not taking it.
Starting point is 00:10:08 And I'll take 10. But I'll take 10, and then we each make 10 grand for doing nothing. And we look like the good guys. I'll tell you this, if it wasn't a scam, it sure is now. It should be. It's a good one. It's a great fucking idea.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I wish we needed to become Russian police officers. I'd like to be a Russian cop. Is it difficult? I don't think we could be Russian cops. I'm dealing with a lot of bullshit, I'd say, man. One of the problems, I guess, would be the language. That would be a problem. It doesn't seem like a really friendly fucking place to be.
Starting point is 00:10:39 It's not that I'd rather be a, you know, a Polish cop or a Ukrainian cop. OK. Hmm. That'd be fun. No, it wouldn't. I wouldn't want to be a you know a Polish cop or a Ukrainian cop okay hmm that'd be fun no it wouldn't I wouldn't want to be a cop anywhere no fuck that no I like the part about a deserted island a cop on a deserted island like if you were on the island with like a jungle cop if you were on the island with Tom Hanks and Wilson the volleyball, you wouldn't have much crime to deal with.
Starting point is 00:11:09 You'd like to be with them on a deserted island, would you? Well, if I was going to be a jungle cop, I'd be... Tom Hanks. Why not? A lot of people were saying that they banked. Tom Hanks and the ball? They cut it out of the movie, I guess. Oh, well, he had a big hole cut in his mouth, Ricky. I mean, do the math.
Starting point is 00:11:27 I just ended up never went there, never thought about it. He was humping Wilson. There's gotta be other things that are like, better feeling to bang on an island. Like what? Deserted island, I don't know. A rock? Like a fucking, I don't know, different plants.
Starting point is 00:11:43 With jellies in them and shit. A jellyfish. Like an aloe. Maybe a jellyfish. You could get a jellyfish. Better than a fucking volleyball. If you got a jelly, a bunch of jellyfish and pulled their tentacles off and then stacked them in a cone of rocks and then just.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Came down from the top. Leaves top leaves man palm leaves and shit. No jellyfish is gonna be Ross you don't want rock. No, no rocks holding them into a cone so that it's all jelly You know what bubbles you're a sick motherfucker. It's just like a jellyfish flashlight See that maybe I wouldn't use that. Palm leaves are going to slice your wiener. Okay, well, fucking this guy needs something else. They're sharp. Have you ever sliced your finger on a palm leaf?
Starting point is 00:12:32 I have. You got a bunch of snails or something, dead ones. Must be. Snails. Dead ones. You can grind them, huh? Like oysters. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:12:41 There's got to be something. Palm full of oysters? You know what? You're on a deserted island, your imagination would be fucking expanded. You'd be trying to... You'd get some slick seaweed like you find on the rocks that you slip on. Just use that as a gripper. Like a...
Starting point is 00:13:02 Put it on your hand? Yeah, just coat your hand, cover your hand in it like a catcher's mitt and grab on. Yeah, I bet you there's some really demented people out there, you know, a seal would come aboard and you'd be like, hey... Oh, if you could befriend a dolphin... After like about 10, 20 years? You could befriend a dolphin and get it in his...
Starting point is 00:13:20 There's aspect places where people have banged dolphins. Oh, I know. Really? Yeah, man. Freddie the dolphin got his blowhole banged. Jesus. Over in England. Do other dolphins bang blows? No, but dolphins do other things.
Starting point is 00:13:36 They have math competitions and... Math competitions. Dolphins have competitions. With little shells and shit? Yes. Oh, that's cool. I fucking knew it. I'd love to be a dolphin. Youphins have competitions. With little shells and shit? Yes. Oh, that's cool. I fucking knew it. I'd love to be a dolphin.
Starting point is 00:13:48 You could be, Ricky. I'm not a strong swimmer. Well, you just gotta manifest that shit. I think people are talking about that a lot these days. You can't manifest yourself into being a dolphin. Why not? Has anyone ever done it? Maybe.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I don't know. Who the fuck is that? I guess once they turned into a dolphin they wouldn't be able to tell you, would they? Maybe that's why they're always going, eee. They're trying to say, hey, I used to be Jim fucking, Jim McDonald. It's me, Jim McDonald.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Eee. It could be, they're pretty smart, man. They are smart. I used to work down at the Walmart. Eee. They don't have I used to work down at the Walmart Don't have any enemies either do they Jim McDonald did if he turned into a dolphin everybody wanted to find me He was a he was fucked. He might have became a dolphin to escape Beating he was the sucker punch king man. Okay Fucking Dean Dean was gonna be Dean was gonna beat the fuck out of Jim McDonald
Starting point is 00:14:44 And then she'll be all the picks sucker punch them, you know in your next life Fucking Dean, Dean was gonna beat the fuck out of Jim McDonald. And then Jim McDonald sucker punched him. You know, in your next life, are you gonna be re-incarcerated to be a maybe pick a dolphin? You know what Jim McDonald did to Dean? Cut Dean's hand off at the sawmill. I don't know, that's... On purpose? Well, Dean says it was on purpose. Fuck, there was a lot of people getting shit cut off at that sawmill.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Oh, fuck, they might as well have called it limbs. All right, best decision ever. How come you honk, Ricky? Best decision ever by this woman. Why? She moved into her retirement home at 38. See? That's fucked.
Starting point is 00:15:22 What was I saying? I would move into one tomorrow if they let me. Why? It would be wonderful, Ricky. No, I get you. Oh, after, okay, she had a long-term relationship with her partner. That came to an end, so she moved in with the oldies. And then she just started, it was a fuck-fuck.
Starting point is 00:15:40 Doesn't she realize that, for her? Yeah. She's banging old, old fellas. She's banging old fellas. Banging the old dudes. Wow. Quite popular. Well, if she likes. I bet she is.
Starting point is 00:15:51 If she likes old wiener. Imagine being at a fucking seniors joint and that rolls in. What rolls in? You don't even know who it was, Ricky. She's in her 30s. She's gonna have some. 38.
Starting point is 00:16:02 More energy than anybody else. She's 38 years old. Never kissed a girl. She's gonna have some 38 more energy than anybody 38 years old never cast a girl. She's kissing lots Yeah, all the women be fucking jealous of that You gotta leave you young you're just a young hussy they'd say I Didn't know those you're just a young floozy. Did you know there was such thing as a truth serum? Yeah I don't think it works, but no it does Rick. It does man. They did it on a young floozy. Did you know there was such thing as a truth serum? Yeah. I don't think it works, but there is. No, it does, Ricky.
Starting point is 00:16:27 It does, man. They did it on Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall. Buddy got sent to jail because he was spiking these dudes, his bosses at work, for three months. No, for three years. No, he's sentenced for three years and three months. He spiked them with truth serum? Whoa, $'s sentenced for three years in three months. He's spiking them with True Sir? Five, ten grand!
Starting point is 00:16:46 He was spiking their bosses, and he was getting out the fucking deal on certain products, and then he was fucking them over. The only... I mean, they did it to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall. But that's a fucking movie, man. This guy got three and a half... No, not Total Recall. True Lives! True Lives. Three and a half years, bubs. Like, how do they prove... Why would you want to spike your fucking co-workers with true sir? What was the bosses? What I'm like? ecstasy
Starting point is 00:17:12 That is true serum. They'd be like I think you're a real asshole. I always wanted to say that to you That yeah, it's not much more of the story other than his name was Wang. Wang! Boys, I'm getting awful tired. Well, so we've only got two or three days left with the cameras and then we're free. Yep. I can't wait. I'm fucking sick of the decks already. The camera fellas have been following us now for several weeks and there's gonna be a new
Starting point is 00:17:46 season is that right? Season 13. Yeah we'll see. Trailer Park Boys season 13. It's almost done man. I might shut it down. When will it come out and where will it be? I think it's gonna come out around Christmas maybe. This year? Yeah. This fall and is it gonna be on? Maybe 420. Did we even tell people that the new streaming service is up and running Why don't you do that now bubs trailer park boys plus I? Mean they would probably know if it's probably watching it right now on TPB plus There's a lot of advertising about us pissing is that We they got pictures and videos of us pissing, man.
Starting point is 00:18:25 You don't remember that, boys, it was a whole thing. I remember the food. They paid us. The food was good. So was the booze. They paid us. I know. You can't complain about it now.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Wow. I think I had a doner that day, and it was one of the best doners I've ever had. It was on... Really? It was on the bread that's not bread. Naan bread. Or naan bread. Naan bread. Naan bread, the bread that's not bread. Nan bread. Or naan bread.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Naan bread. Naan bread, the bread that's not bread. It's naan bread. Boys, I think I'm passing out. Do it. Pass out on the fucking show, that'd be awesome. I think I'm going to sleep. I think this is happening.
Starting point is 00:18:58 You're passing out now? Weird things are gonna happen to you. I think she's breaking up. She's breaking up. I can't believe summer's fucking almost... Caput. All summer long, made me high when I was brown. All right. Here's another fuck story.
Starting point is 00:19:15 A Thai man dies. Better be better than the last one. A Thai man dies after surviving on beer alone for over a month. They found him dead. He had no food in his gut, nothing. He was drinking fucking beer for over a month, and he had beer bottles everywhere. That shouldn't have killed him.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Well, he can live off beer. You can live off beer, but if you drink too much, you're gonna die of alcohol poisoning. Well, I don't know if you'd drink too much, Quiv. He didn't eat any food. You don't need to. You do eventually. You should. I mean, you're gonna want some vitamins might maybe but you can you can live off beer I Don't done for no man. He didn't beer wouldn't kill you in a month. He was a 44 year old man. He was divorced
Starting point is 00:19:58 He was a father 16 year old. He probably died alcohol poison He's been drinking only beer for over a month When he came home from school one day, he found him having a fucking seizure in the bed Surrounded by empty beer bottles. I think it's just coincidence. I think I knew a guy that only drank beer for a year He was fine. That was a lot of fucking wasn't here healthy, but he lived Yeah, there's all kinds of beer. Let me see it made a little pathway probably to get up and take a piss Oh my fuck if he drank all those, he died of alcohol poisoning. That's a lot of beer.
Starting point is 00:20:29 Okay, well that's a little different than what I was expecting. That's a lot of fucking suds. Oh, I guess we should try it. There's that grinder again. Grinder popping up again there. Grinder's not fucking popping up in my phone, man. Grinder.
Starting point is 00:20:43 It's just under your favorites. Huh? It's not under my fucking favorites either, boys. These are the Sam's Clamped Ranch. Delicious. Yeah, good. They don't taste really like ranch, though, but they're good. Boy, I'm sorry. Should we just, like, take the rest of this fucking podcast and just sleep? I can't stop.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Your honor? We should have a contest. see who can fall asleep first. Oh, I would win. And then the people can watch us. I can't sleep right now. Andy Kaufman would do it. Andy Kaufman would just go to sleep and that would be the rest of the show.
Starting point is 00:21:17 And people would laugh. Oh. You guys are really that fucked, huh? Yeah, man. I think I got the beaties, boys. I think I got the beaties. You know what the whole problem is? It's dealing with fucking Randy.
Starting point is 00:21:34 As much as we have been because of the fucking camera guys, I hate fucking dealing with him. I hate dealing with him and that fucking new person. Yeah. Not a fan. Yeah. Well, we're not gonna talk anymore about that. I'd like to, but I guess I can't. No, you're not allowed, Rick.
Starting point is 00:21:55 You're under a NDA. I hate that. Not to do. It's quite a bit different than the basketball league, that's for sure. Yeah. And the little things in your body that make up who you are. Get it?
Starting point is 00:22:18 Yeah. See, now your tiredness has just fucking circled its way over to this direction. Why don't we just end this? We can't! Make it like a bed or something. See, now your tiredness has just fucking circled its way over to this direction. Why don't we just end this? We can't! Make it like a bed or something. I don't know how much we have to do more, but... Does anybody have any five-hour energies?
Starting point is 00:22:35 Maybe that's what we... I need an eight-hour energy. We never ever... You got nothing else to talk about? I don't have shit. Well, you know what? We can talk about all kinds of stuff, Ricky. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:48 There's another stupid thing here, man. It's a guy who's got a fucking car, and the hood of the car is like an aquarium. It's got live fish fucking swimming around, so he's like cruising around. Damn. Fucking fish. That's stupid. It's dumb. If you drive around too long, you're going to boil them. No, it's a, I think it's a,
Starting point is 00:23:06 like one of those electric cars. Oh, it's an electric car. Who the fuck is calling at me? It's the stupidest fuck. Imagine he gets in an accident. It's gonna be fish everywhere. See, that wasn't me. Yeah, you don't wanna hit that fucking car.
Starting point is 00:23:19 That's for sure. Just like when your mother gets in an accident. Ha ha ha. What do you mean? There's fish everywhere? Yeah. The smell of fish. And there's another one, Bob. This is something you might like.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Scientists create world's first cyborg bee with ultra-light brain controller. First what? It's a fucking cyborg bee with ultra-light brain controller. I don't understand. Oh, like a little cyberbee? So it's a 74 milligram fucking insect.
Starting point is 00:23:53 Oh my God, see, fucking shit's gonna get crazy now. All of a sudden, the bees flying around, it's fucking videotaping you, shooting you out on the internet. Did you see the fucking humanoid robots that fucking went crazy? Yeah. It killed itself, didn't it? Oh that was a different one.
Starting point is 00:24:08 That was an AI. This one's just like flopping around. He's like fucking... And you gotta think that thing's whipping its arms around, man. You don't want to get hit. Oh, I've hit clobber chicken. This is some fucking crazy shit that's gonna come out quick. Yeah, Terminator.
Starting point is 00:24:21 I'm not ready for it. You called it. We went to the theater that time. We snuck in and watched Terminator 1. You said, boys, this is it. And we're like, you're fucking high, bubs. No. But you were.
Starting point is 00:24:33 I called it. And look what now it's happened. I mean, they don't look. Oh, boys, I'm telling you, Merc, this, what's the date today? Whatever it is. It's definitely July. July 2025, by the end of this year We're done. We're gonna have we might be under the control of the robots like that quick. Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:55 Cuz once they hit super intelligence Which is over that's gonna think about it if it's a fucking robot, right? Yeah, and all of a sudden it knows it's the smartest thing on the fucking planet and the most agile on the toughest Why is it gonna fucking take any orders from you? It's gonna say fuck you, but I'm running the show now because I'm tougher than you. I'm smarter than you Logically that makes sense. You would do the same thing Ricky. I would I might But I don't smart them bad. You're not gonna outsmart Ricky. I would, I might. I'd outsmart them, man. You're not gonna outsmart it? It's got an IQ of a million.
Starting point is 00:25:28 You gotta figure out a way to take it home. We don't do that to all the other animals. We don't say, hey, bite them smirny, so you're fucking done. Yes, we do. Yeah, we do. I guess some people do. We kill them.
Starting point is 00:25:36 We kill the fucking cows by the millions. I'm very deep in the animals I kill. No, I'm not saying you do, but you eat the cocksuckers. Yeah it's a good point. So they may be... The robots are gonna be selling human meat in the grocery stores. Meat you're gonna cook up nice too. Look at all the AAA beef always. No. Cut some tenderloins out of you. Robots aren't gonna eat humans man they might kill them they're not gonna eat them. No, they're gonna sell them to the other dumb humans.
Starting point is 00:26:10 There's a lot of banging and clanging going on. Banging and clanging, banging and clanging. You know who's smarter than robots? What? You know who's smarter than robots? Nobody. The aliens. They're gonna come down and save us, but. It's all one, Julian. The aliens are the aliens. They're going to come down and save us, but...
Starting point is 00:26:25 It's all one, Julian. The aliens are the intelligence. Okay. Consciousness. That whole thing you talked about with Netflix in one second, that was fucking crazy. Yes. And set the new fucking download speed record.
Starting point is 00:26:42 They can download a petabyte, which is a thousand terabytes and a terabyte is a thousand gigabytes. So think about that. It's a lot. This put me to sleep now. It's a petabyte a second they can do. So you can download every show on Netflix in one second. Okay, that's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:27:05 Japan did that and that's fucking gonna be nothing. They're gonna- You know what? I think it's time for us to end this before my brain fucking explodes. Do it, sing a song and we're out. I'm not singing a song. You should, sing an Aussie song.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I'm not doing it. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Whoa, alright. I'm going off the rails on the muscle train. Alright, that's done. I think we're done, boys. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.

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