Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 10 - We're Housos, Housos, Housos

Episode Date: August 31, 2026

Ricky and Julian have solved the mystery of the Sunnyvale doppelgängers - those f**kers are called Housos, and the show's now streaming on TPB+! There's also black rain, hot fire beer poking, and a w...eed growing challenge for Ricky. Plus: find out which drunk idiot missed out on rockin' with Helix and Kim Mitchell!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up, fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. Houseos! That's the name of the fucking show. What's, what are you talking about? Sunnyvale, Australia. It's a fucking show called Houseos. Okay, so what? What are you saying? That's where the other fucking sunnivale is. And there's Sunnyvale's all over the fucking place. There's one in California. There's one in Texas. I know. There's all kinds.
Starting point is 00:00:32 I have no idea. Mix up a fucking drink. Fuck off. Yeah, man. I fucking watched some of it It's Some of it You know They talk quite a bit different
Starting point is 00:00:53 But some of it was fucking Good Yeah, it's good They're fucked up Yeah I know all about it Oh And I'm gonna talk about this shit later
Starting point is 00:01:02 Okay Okay man fuck All right You almost fucked up a few things That I had on the go man Well you should fucking Keep me up to date Up to speed
Starting point is 00:01:09 Like where did you get These fucking glasses I don't know man They look for you Do they look all right Yeah, I'll be back Oh man All right
Starting point is 00:01:22 So yeah, yeah, yeah It's exciting You know what? You know what's exciting? Well, you know what could have been Much more exciting? What? The fucking concert that we missed
Starting point is 00:01:31 Because of you, you dumbass It's not just one concert It's a whole fucking weekend A concert Because you get too fucked up I got to see some of it It was... Yeah, from way out in the other
Starting point is 00:01:42 We couldn't get in Sound check was good See, we did a bunch of, we did some work, we got some tickets to go to the concert just, you know, by promoting it. And yeah, fuck nuts here. It's all excited. Starts drinking his face off. And then we can't get in because he's a fucking idiot. I used to be able to drink that much, no problem. You can't, like, you've got to be in public, man. You can't get that fucked up. No, you're right. And it is what, you know, so let's list off the bands that we miss seeing. Number one,
Starting point is 00:02:13 your favorite band. We got to see them for a little bit. Sounds like. Sound like. check. I got the fucking meet the lead guy. I asked him if you'd give me an error he wouldn't
Starting point is 00:02:23 you know and I was kind of disappointed. Yeah that kind of freaked me out man when he said no I'm not giving one hour.
Starting point is 00:02:29 He doesn't give errors he only receives hours when he asks for them. I mean the next day I was kind of work I was like you know what he's right
Starting point is 00:02:35 like why the fuck should he give anybody in air? Why see he's the one who's been asking people to give him a fucking error for 30, 40 years
Starting point is 00:02:42 I'd tell you to go fuck yourself too. Toronto? Toronto. We did miss Toronto. Toronto. Yeah. They've got some good news, me.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Learon. Learren, metal fucking queen, who I want to see. Didn't get to see it. Nazareth. Nazareth. Kim Mitchell. Yeah, you, that's, you know what?
Starting point is 00:03:00 I blame Kim Mitchell for the Saturday night. I'm not going to see it because you got really fuck. I thought you were fucked up for Helix, but you got really banged up for fucking Kim Mitchell. It was a big part of my life. And why did you have to wear like the patio lantern things around your body? I thought he would... Tripping into people.
Starting point is 00:03:17 You fucking almost killed a few people. I thought I'd get to fucking meet him. Maybe he would want to meet you, man, but I don't know. You couldn't even... You were lazy drunk. Next year, I'm going to see the whole fucking show. Rock the harbor? Rock the harbor?
Starting point is 00:03:31 I'm going to be there for fucking 72 hours. You know what you got to do? You know what the thing you got to do? The weather was fucking nice. But I think this would save you, man. If we had to brought, like, lawn chairs or something, just to sit your fucking ass down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:47 So do you banging it? I was fine. You're a big boy to be fucking, like, falling on the people, man. The son fucking got me. And there's a lot of seniors that go to these fucking concerts. Sunstroke, liquor. No kidding. Not a great combo.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Fucking nightmare. Yeah. All right. You know. Next year's going to be awesome. Next year's going to be good. Maybe we can, you know what else? If we actually host it something like that,
Starting point is 00:04:11 so that you'd be a little bit fucking less fucked? Oh, yeah. That would be a good thing. That would keep me semi-responsible. Yeah, right. Maybe. I doubt it, man. You'd be a fucking gong show if you were making money there.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Backstage with Kim Mitchell or somebody. Man, I was looking at this fucking... I don't know where it was, but it was like the world's most crowded beach. Have you seen this fucking place? Why would you go there? Well, I know what you'd go on it. It's stupid. Why would you go there? I mean, I know it's convenient.
Starting point is 00:04:38 There's a fucking train station right out of front and buses all go right to it. But it's like only... 1.8 kilometers long and in its fucking peak 200,000 people. Jesus. You wonder how long is this fucking piece of land? 1.8 kilometers. That's not very long, man. No, man.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Like you can't even sit down to tan. You can barely get to the water. Some people say they cannot get through the people to actually get to the water. It's so fucking crowded. Now they're limited to 80,000. But still, that's a lot. Because you know what it is? Because people are going there, like young people are going there.
Starting point is 00:05:11 And that's probably the age. It's probably around what? Probably around 18 to 35 maybe. That's when I used to go to the beach a lot, yeah. Yeah. You at the beach is a fucking... That's a different kind of fucking scene, man.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Yeah. Fucked. But anyway... I used to be a loud beach. You would not... You know what? If you were in with this many people on that beach, you would get probably stabbed,
Starting point is 00:05:36 maybe beat up. Definitely thrown in fucking jail. I would never go near that fucking place. Oh, man. It's just too many. Too many fucking people. Going to a football game with 70,000 people. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And how many people? 200? So you're talking almost three football fields? Yeah, on a beach. That's fucking messy. I mean, if you're a people watcher, hey, be a lot of fun. Yeah, but I guess. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:07 It's like fucking shoulders. Are you allowed to drink on this beach? It's a good question. It is in China. I don't know what the laws are. It's in China. Yeah. No, you're not fucking drinking on any beach in China, man.
Starting point is 00:06:17 No way. Fuck, that's a lot of people on a beach. Anyway, I don't even know why I give a fuck. So I'll never go there. No. But the picture of it, I was like, holy fuck, that's crap. Well, and, I mean, it's a different thing because I think people are generally, like, smaller over there, like, thinner, smaller.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Yeah. You imagine if you had the same amount of fucking people in a beach in, like, North America. That would be a tight squeeze, man. Yeah. You're talking fucking shoulder to shoulder with some sweaty, fucking hairy. Not happening. Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:06:51 You know what? Fuck the beaches. Unless you're away somewhere, man. Fuck them. What was that thing we were talking about? I think a fan centered in. Something effect. Not the Ancaster effect or whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:03 The solar flare ship. The solar flares. I forget what it was called. Anyway, it was quite a major event. Well, there was another one I never heard about. Did you ever hear about the solar flares? Detroit's black rain? No.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Me either. It was October 19th, 1762 when the sun rose was like blood red and it was three times it's normal size. And then this fucking
Starting point is 00:07:29 yellow green haze started to hang in the air and then these thick fucking clouds covered the sky blocking the sun to the point that it was like night. And that it began to rain large raindrops
Starting point is 00:07:42 as black as ink. left the fell and stained everything and to this day nobody knows why what year was this 1762 where in chicago detroit yeah man it's fucked up whatever the fuck it was stained everything to shit 1762 what what the fucking population be possibly from a wildfire far far far far away holy fuck why is that so hard to say because you're fucked up yeah i guess that's why what was the population of, what was it? Detroit? Detroit back in 17, 62.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Why the fuck do you want to know that? Don't know, man. You just want to how many people were affected? Yeah, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, you know what? That's what I thought. 2,000 to 2,500 people.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I was like thinking how many fucking people would, like, you're talking 1700s, man. Oh, I'm not saying it was like it is today, but this could happen again. It's a 4 to 5,000. gentleman, man, on Detroit River. What the fuck would cause black rain, man? A lot of French people. You got to talk to the French
Starting point is 00:08:48 about that one. You could think the French people cause the black rain. Well, don't know, man. There was the French settlers back then. Some soldiers, some traders, some indigenous fucking communities living... I'd like to... I don't know. A pair of me would like to see a black rain. Okay. Do you want to know more about this black rain?
Starting point is 00:09:08 Will the black rain ever happen again? Will the black rain... That happened back then in Detroit, it happened again. I mean, we've had tons of forest fires. We don't have no black, fucking, you know what? This is shit. Yes. Right.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Okay, could happen again, although it would not necessarily have exactly the same cause or appearance. The sky, yeah, man, this is followed by some, yeah, fuck. It's quite a fucking... Plus, there's a sulfur-like odor. Did you mention that? No. Because it stunk like fucking... So something caused it.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Okay, the precise cause was never established with modern scientific evidence. Wow. One plausible explanation is large quantities of smoke and soot from distant forest fires. You're right. Yeah. Fucking wild, man. You're fucking good, man. What else could cause that much fucking soot?
Starting point is 00:10:02 I know, but it's just weird hasn't happened since. There's tons of forest fires, especially in the last 10 years. We haven't seen no black rains. Maybe the fucking pollution's helping it out. Muskin just some freaky, fucked up. Maybe he was pushing it up higher or something. Who knows, man. I'm not a fucking scientist.
Starting point is 00:10:21 All right, man. What's up? You know what? What's up? What's up? I learned something. I had no idea. You know what the best thing I learned about what you just said?
Starting point is 00:10:27 What? There was only 2,000, 2,500 people in Detroit back in. That wasn't a lot. It was a 1762, man. It's millions now. Quite a few more people there now. There's been a lot of banging going on since that date. Detroit.
Starting point is 00:10:39 A lot of kids. Banging. A lot of kids born. And, man. A lot of money being made. Great cars, too. Yeah, man. Motor City.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Fuck, I'm all about it. You just got a new bridge. What? Yeah, man. Get the fuck out of there. When's you to Detroit? See, you got, like, you amazed me, man. How the fuck do you know shit like that?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Because there's been so much fucking controversy about it. I haven't heard a fuck all about a new bridge in Detroit. They wouldn't let it open until we, Canada had to split the fucking money. What the U.S. Oh yeah, well, you know what? Because what happened? Do you have to pay like 50% each country? That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:11:19 It's easy. Yeah, I don't know, man. Bridge. Are we doing any drunk and dumb? Yeah, man. You know what? Let's do some drunken dumps. We'll come back because we've got a bunch of fucking people are emailing us, man.
Starting point is 00:11:31 All right. Let's see who the drunk. The drunk of the week. Way he drunk is. Whoa! Right under the gate. Get up. Yeah, he has no balance.
Starting point is 00:11:46 bag, dude. Whoa. He's fucking trying to stay buried. I don't know where you're from, brother, man. You need to go that way, bro. That way.
Starting point is 00:11:57 My buddy's accent's pretty fucked up, eh? Yeah, let me get your back for you. Let me get to buy it for you. You're going again. You're going again. Chill out, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Whoa. Oh, he's down. He lost a beer. He's still drinking? He's still drinking? He's still drinking? Drinking, man. Wow.
Starting point is 00:12:18 I think it was a beer can over the other side. Yeah, man, that guy's just a... Wow. He's a drunk. Fuck, he was wasted. Afternoon drinking, man. Love it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:27 All right, what do we got here now? This guy's staggering on the sidewalk. Good. You can do it, buddy. Oh, he's trying to build up the conference. No. One step at a time. Oh, he's looking okay now.
Starting point is 00:12:41 He's got to... Oh, there he is. is he ever taking his time yeah well fell into some bushes fuck did he ever take down a lot of fucking branches eh
Starting point is 00:12:56 he's getting back up is he no stay down no get up dude he's going back in though go back home buddy back home buddy come back home dude have another drink
Starting point is 00:13:10 all right this is interesting what the fuck is happening doing a headstand on the bench he's got his dog look at the dogs i'm confused what are the other two dudes doing behind i don't know what it's going on here they're just people are just sitting there everybody's drunk they got some good music playing though dude so he's just passed out i guess passed out man upside down is it a bar or what the fuck is it looks like a bar That is quite a fucking. You know what?
Starting point is 00:13:52 I would love to drink in a place like that. He reminds me somebody else to pass us out like that. Holy fuck. Yeah, you. That's insane. You know what? You've never passed out like that ever, man.
Starting point is 00:14:04 No. But that, I don't know. I don't know. Who's... There's got to be some kind of story behind that. Like, why? Who's our drunk of the week? He's in the fucking running.
Starting point is 00:14:15 I'd say buddy in the bar is probably the drunkest. Yeah. I've never seen anybody past it like that. And they had, you know what's cool about that place?
Starting point is 00:14:25 They had a bunch of like fucking dogs hanging out just sitting there and probably drunk. It doesn't look that they're going to remove them. No, man.
Starting point is 00:14:33 This is like nobody's even fucking really looking at the guy. I was just having a good time. Like, oh yeah. He goes to Fred again. Is his head on the floor?
Starting point is 00:14:41 His head is right in this fucking dirt man. That's fucking on them. Like, I've never seen. There's four fucking bars, man. We've got to, We got to hit more.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Congratulations, whoever you are. You are this week's Lelie drunk of the week. That's the lady drunk of the week. Ah, see, the dums, sometimes the dums are drunk. Yeah, but sometimes the dumb is like, they get hurt bad.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I don't know if I like it as much. Well, yeah, kind of. What the fuck, skateboarding? Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She had a whole audience fucking seeing that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Okay, dude Bye-bye skateboard Right into the fucking ocean Do you think buddy put up that clip? Or did you not want his girlfriend A little fucking dumb? Pretty... Was it dumb fucking move?
Starting point is 00:15:37 Something you should never go near When you're wasted, one of these fucking doors Okay, she's lucky she didn't Do you know what? I mean, it does look like... It does look, come on. Boom, she looked like an idiot. But it wasn't her fault.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That was not her fault, man. No, I bet a lot of people do that. I've done that once. Way too many times. Yeah. Once, more than once, man. Yeah. Okay, this isn't good.
Starting point is 00:16:07 That's a big fucking thing. That's a huge tree. Is he trying to chop that down with that? No, man. He used to saw, but he's trying to... The fuck, boys. This is not going to end well. This is going to...
Starting point is 00:16:22 That could fucking kill me. That's good. Bye-bye house. Oh, yeah, it can easily take out of a house. It's just being built, but it's... No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. Oh, you fucking idiots.
Starting point is 00:16:38 The big... They look like pros, but watch how they're fucking anged. Like, you can't cut out the opposite side of where you want to go. Look, they had to even fucking spray painted it just to prep it and shit, where they're going to cut. And then they cut. Wow. See, that's something you'd see fucking Corey and Jacob do. If they were to chop a tree down,
Starting point is 00:16:58 this is what they would, they wouldn't even do with this. They'd have a rope. Yeah, they got a rope over. They got a rope. But that rope's not going to fuck all. Unless it was attached to it. Semline. Oh my gosh. That was an old house, too, man.
Starting point is 00:17:15 That thing is fucked. I don't even know if we need to see it anymore. I mean, there's no fucking way this isn't winning. What a fucking. idiot. Yeah. A well-prepared... Would insurance even cover that?
Starting point is 00:17:26 I don't even know if they would. No, man. Well... Insurance for... You're probably going to see... If they see the video, definitely not. I mean, was that a company?
Starting point is 00:17:35 I wonder, was that just some fucking rednecks trying to do it themselves? Well, the company... Yeah, they probably got insurance, man. Man, what a fuck up. Especially if there's anybody in that house.
Starting point is 00:17:46 All right. The company that did that fucking tree... I don't know. Is there one more? Is that it? The three then. Skateboard was... I felt bad.
Starting point is 00:17:56 The glass was dumb, but fuck. When you fucking destroy someone's house... That's being... Look like it was being renovated. You are the dumb of the week. You are the dumb of the week. Dumb motherfuckers. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:10 All right. I had a hack I was going to show you, but I can't remember what it was. It was good, though. All right. Next time. Let's do it now. I think I might have one too.
Starting point is 00:18:22 All right. No, I don't. I don't have an addict. All right, let's get into these fucking emails people are sent it. Because we love this shit because you know what? Yep, you just sent it to pad stuff at trailer parkboys.com. It's on the screen. Oh, nice. For people that are watching.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Because there's an audio version of this, you know. I don't know why you want to just sit there and listen to us, but it's kind of weird. It's all right. More stuff with jackass actor visits, okay? Visit Mall American places you visit. the past episodes, yeah. It's not a bad idea. Past guests with classic TPB shows. It's a good idea. Visit celebrities and hang out a little. All right. Bet on races like horse or drag races online or live. Okay. You know what the problem was that is? Come on up with the money to fucking make bets.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Yeah. That is part of the problem. I don't know what horses are good or what fucking drag cars are the best. This is from T-Dog. I think you guys should open some sort of post office box where fans can send you stuff from around the world. Well, we set up one of those what, 10 years ago? We did, so why don't we... Yeah, I can put it up on the screen. All right, Chipper's going to throw it up on the screen.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Here's the fucking post office box. And for you people that are... This guy says we need a pad plant. Well, you know what? It's interesting you say that, because someone challenged me to start a weed plant late. What they did was they gave me a seed and said,
Starting point is 00:19:51 here I know it's too late this year but try this next year some fucking cool hybrid I'm like fuck waiting till next year I'll get this motherfucker growing this year all right so I got it from seed sprout fucking plan the fucking thing I'll bring her I'll put it in a bucket and we'll bring her in next week let's do it matter or maybe the week after I don't know it depends how the growing conditions go but I think I'm gonna get some harvest from it. So what are you going to do? You're going to put it in the window
Starting point is 00:20:22 or where the fucking you're going to put it? Put it right on the fucking bar maybe or right here. I don't know. Okay. And then I'll have to take it back of its side and let it finish doing its thing. Let's do it, man. Let's watch the fucking plant grow. Yep. That's a great idea. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I like plants, man. Leon Thompson. Thank you. Hey, fuck us. Oh, this guy wants us to start a fuck-em-with-randy segment. You would love that, I'm sure. Fucker with Randy? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. what the fucking okay he says for example
Starting point is 00:20:53 you can have Ricky throw a goddamn brick through the trailer window when he runs out Julian Julian bulls him over with his big sexy tits and then you drag his fat lazy clueless ass out and dunk him into a
Starting point is 00:21:10 wad of liquid shit Chipper can get that he says so Chipper Wow I guess we need a bad of liquid shit I don't know I mean It's probably the best place to go Is a farm You? Okay, so not human
Starting point is 00:21:24 No man We're not like use pig shit or something You can probably get it by the gallon Getting a vada shit I don't know what they They fucking They fertilize The farmers fertilize their fields
Starting point is 00:21:34 With shit's liquid man Do you ever see it pumping out Opey Truro You go through there man The special time of the year You smell like Good hopes for your socks Blow it out your ass
Starting point is 00:21:46 Johnny Notcase All right well I don't mind fucking with. We're going to try to fuck with Randy, but you know what? Randy's always out doing his goddamn cheeseburger fucking picnics. Kyle and I hear the positivity is a hot topic on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:21:59 The one thing keeps me in a positive mood is music. Yeah? Yeah, man. Julian, your favorite band is Army, and Rick, yours is Helix. So my question is what? What? Regarding your first memories of hearing those bands. All right.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Well, I just got to fucking hang out with Helix, which was kind of fun. That was cool. Could have been better. could have watched the show. Yeah, the first time I heard Rock You, I was like, holy fuck. Now this, this is a fucking rock song. I fucking just started giving whatever letters I was asked for. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:33 You didn't know what fucking yell letters you were yelling out, but. No, it was just high energy. Let's fucking go. Just throwing letters out there, man. Stoned and all fucked up. In Armade, man, those... We snuck into the concert. It was like, holy, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:46 You know what changed? When we got into that power sleeve, fuck, which... Seeing Iron Maiden Live was like, holy... The power sleigh with the... Now, this is a fucking rock show. You know which one I want to see? The one was... They had, like, uh...
Starting point is 00:22:58 The fucking playing on stage of us coming on. Yeah. Spitfire. Fuck. Wicked. Fuck sakes. You know what? They're playing in Toronto soon.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Really? Yeah, man. End of this, like, in a week, I think. How the fuck can we get to that show? Then we got a hot fire beer poking. What the fuck is this all about? Beer poking. Saw us on interwebs and thought of it.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Sounds like something you all should try. Okay, it's a 400-year-old practice where a red-hot metal rod is plunged into a cold multi-bear for three to five seconds. The flash caramelizes residual sugars, creates a dense marshmallow-like foam head and delivers a contrasting sip of cool beer through warm foam. Maybe it works with Roma Coke, too. Who knows? Wow.
Starting point is 00:23:45 Is that what he said? You know what? We've got to fucking try it. There's a clip here. could take a look. Let's throw it on because I have no idea. Okay, so that's a fucking big beer he's got there. Red hot.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Sounds like you're trucking to him, man. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Foams right up. Wow. Holy fuck. Look at the head on that. All right.
Starting point is 00:24:06 You know what? Wow, it worked. Oh, now what you just saw there is called hot fire beer poking. I was told about this on the airplane the other day by a guy from New Brunswick. That reminds me a tear. And apparently you put a hot, metal rod in your beer and it caramelizes the How the fuck does it taste?
Starting point is 00:24:23 Turns it into just a beautiful winter drink and sure does smell like marshmallows. Gross. Let's try it out. Okay, here we go. He's trying it. He does look like it. It reminds me to me to it.
Starting point is 00:24:38 You got to try this. Very terrible. All right, we got to try it. Andy will do it. You know what? Blow torch. I don't know how people drink beer because I think it tastes fucking like,
Starting point is 00:24:47 like disgusting. Okay. But if it's got like a little of caramel thing going, I might have to have a try. All right, man. That's about it. So. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:59 This fucking show. Yeah, so. You didn't believe me. No, I, fucking exist. I don't know if there's one from California, one from Texas or all the other Sunnyvale's, but this fucking show exists in Sunnyvale, Australia.
Starting point is 00:25:13 You know what, man? Fans fucking got all over. It said, yep, it's called Houseos. What I was going to do? I, it's house us. Okay. And I've been fucking working on a deal to get that show
Starting point is 00:25:23 put on TPB Plus. And it's happening. Shut up. I got it. I've been talking to these fucking guys. I'm gonna watch it, man. I think it might be all right. It's a little bit of negotiating.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Did you talk to that Frankie? He's what you would think he is, man. He reminds me of you. He's a fucking... He kind of has some... He knows he's a good businessman. Well, I don't know how good he is yet. But I just got to, you know,
Starting point is 00:25:46 I got to get to know this guy. Maybe if we fucking watch the show. Well, I'm going to watch the show. I'm going to figure these guys out. And maybe we're going to have a talk with them sometime. Because there might be, I don't know, man. I mean, they're on the other side of the fucking planet, right? I think we need more fucking shows like this with the cameras following.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Totally, man. I think it's fucking great. But one thing, I mean, if there's some kind of a business opportunity out of this with us and Frankie, we'll figure it out. I mean, you're talking a long distance, man. It is. It would take a long time to fucking make it happen. But there might be something we could do.
Starting point is 00:26:21 I don't know if... Fuck, would you get back on a plane and go down there sometime? Would I? Yeah. Man. We promised we said we swore we'd never do this... That kind of torture again.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I would have to dig fucking deep. It'd have to be... And I think I'd have to stop somewhere on the way going there and back. And we'd have to be in a place where you're not like in a middle seat. Yeah. Like two fucking...
Starting point is 00:26:46 Even if we went to Vancouver... Vancouver for a few days and then went or fucking... You know what you do. China. Or fucking... I don't know if you want to go to China, man. Maybe not China. I'd like to get fucked up too much.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You know what you do? Hawaii, that's what I was going to say, man. Yeah. So go to Vancouver, spend a day or two. Go to Hawaii, spend a little bit of time. A couple days, maybe get a few drinks with the rock. And go down under. Does the rocks still live out there?
Starting point is 00:27:09 I don't fucking know. Or is that just the movie... You would know. I don't know. The rocks. Moa or whatever. Hawaii. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:27:17 It's just a question, man. You want to go visit him? You know what? I'd go hang out with him. I bet she'd be a fucking great guy to hang up with. All right. Jesus, man. Yeah, you and Dwayne would be best butts, probably.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Who knows, man? Yeah. I like making friends with people that are fucking nuts. Get your shirts off, have a little rub down. See, now I knew you would fucking take it to that level, man. Come on. That's fucked up. Chipp, throw a fucking clip under this house.
Starting point is 00:27:44 This is what we're getting into. This is what we're getting into. This is what, think what I saw. And I was like, holy fuck. These twisted fucks are not too different from us. Legger's great, though, man. You know what? Hey, hi, boys.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Yeah, good-ay. I'm Watson. The more shows of fucked up people like this, the better. Shazza. Buddy's on the toilet, huh? Shazza and Dazza. It's pretty hot, but the voice is a little. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:28:20 That voice. Jesus. What's up with buddy in his tongue? Yeah, this is the guy, Frank. Yeah, this guy I've been dealing with. He's... He's definitely got a little Julian in him. Yeah, but then...
Starting point is 00:28:47 I wouldn't drive a car like this. No, I know, but look what he does with it. Fucking looks good. You think that looks good. Oh, it looks fun. It looks fun. It looks fun. It's original.
Starting point is 00:29:00 I wouldn't do that. All right. I wouldn't do that to a car. I see, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You fucking arranged to have this... Yes, man.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I've been dealing with this fucking guy. He's a good dude, actually. But I don't know, man. He's kind of... You know what? When I'm dealing with him, he does have some good business shit going on. But then it's like I'm fucking dealing with you.
Starting point is 00:29:37 You know what I mean? But I don't know him all enough to say, what the fuck you're talking about, Frankie? So he's like a hybrid of you and me? He's kind of... He's just a fucked up dude, man. He's got some fucked up. qualities like me and he's got some business quality. He's his own kind of fucking human being.
Starting point is 00:29:50 He's like you. Okay. Well, now, you don't even have to say it's quality like me and your quasi. He's just, he's a, he's a fucking weird dude. When's this going up? I think maybe tomorrow. No way. Yeah, man. I'm going to be able to watch this whole fucking thing. So tomorrow you wake up and fucking start watching the house those. I think we got like a full season or something right now. Nice. Maybe two seasons. I don't fucking know. I'm figuring that shit out. You know, starting for something. new to watch, man. I've fucking watched everything. Well, it's good. Everything is watched.
Starting point is 00:30:21 You know what I was thinking. We got a show like that, like, that's the kind of shit that when you're in jail, that's the kind of shit you want to watch. So maybe we can talk to the prisons, man. I think we should go over there and look their cameras follow us or they could come here and our cameras can follow them. I would rather them come here to tell you the truth. Yeah. I don't know if those guys have been flying anywhere, but because when you live on an island,
Starting point is 00:30:44 which that is, sometimes people don't leave the, fucking island, especially when we're way the fuck out in the middle of nowhere. So who knows? Get them on a fucking plane. All right. Let them fucking do it. We'll talk about it, I guess. Yeah, we'll talk about it. All right, but
Starting point is 00:31:01 you know what? I think we're done, but. Yeah, well... I don't want to talk anymore. I think we did it. Okay. This is the end. My fucking son of law, Jacob, yeah. It's the person that can barely get by in life. Barely. He was asking if
Starting point is 00:31:17 he could come hang out maybe. Not a fucking chance. I don't want to talk to him for a fucking half hour. That's what I told him, but he said he was going to talk to you. Just tell him, make up an excuse and say, no, not happening. You're too stupid or whatever. Tell me get a job. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:31 That's it, man. Is that it? That's it. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Keep email on us as well. We like that shit. It's good.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Good ideas. We'll talk about it. And if you guys have friends or family or people that, you know, you hang around with or just even cat. for on video doing stupid things like dumb things or drunk things send them in it might make it on air you know what I mean might make it to the drunk and the dumb of the week good idea man thanks man first one you had all right if you get any ideas or bullshit or comments or whatever for us like segment ideas write us at padstuff
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