Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 11 - Get Rollin', Jacob

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

Ricky sent Jacob to collect cash from Dennis - guess who f**ked up! Before they get rolling, they discuss the best and worst jails in the world, Jacob's stoned world travels, and awesome news for Gettin' Cooked fans. Plus: Jacob judges Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!

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Finally. What's up with the chair? Who's that for? Someone that's bringing my money. I ask someone to go collect some money for me because you wouldn't do it. And apparently, they came through. Who is it? Someone that you love? Not Randy. As long as it's not fucking Randy.

No, it's not fucking Randy. No one who could be fucking Randy. You're trying to be buddies with him lately. Who the fuck is gonna pay Randy anything? Alright. So what's going on, man? What are we doing? Who's coming? Fuck, I thought he was right behind me, but I don't know. What happened to him? Well, what are we gonna sit around and wait for whoever the fuck's coming? No, we don't have to.

Is a mystery person? Are we just gonna get into it? Get into it, I guess. Look you, man, check it out. You came through, did you, bud? I don't want to... Sort of. You're a good man. You guys are shooting?

Fucking guy. Yeah, we're kind of doing a fucking perk after dark here. We're trying to... It's called work and hang out. He fucking got my money. This guys owe me money for three fucking years. Dennis, he didn't have any cash on him, but he sent... What the fuck is this?

And hold out. All right, you owe me fucking 40 bucks for the booze. Let's go with that right now. What the fuck? This isn't cash, Jacob. Give me... There's no cash there? It's got...

Worth more. Wait, he sent something else to... Oh, fuck, why didn't I send you? What is this? Oh, here. What is this? We're going to take this to a flea market. So check it out.

These are, well, he's been working hard growing, and this is a new blueberry pancake strain he has. I don't need weed. I grow weed. I need cash. Fuck, I thought, I thought you'd be happy with it. It's better than nothing, I guess, but it's still not liquid cash, is it? Is it good at least? It seems like it's super good.

It's a bunch of different strains. I don't even know that fuck. Is that all weed? Yeah, it's all wheat. He's no working on, he's pheno hunting for some different strains, so it's all different types. Here, check it out. Blueberry.

Cupcakes, blueberry cupcakes. So, yeah, he's, like, got a bunch of seeds from some weedy got, and he's growing the seeds to try to find the best plants. Does smell like blue. Blueberry pancakes. All right, I guess this guy's, he's got a lot of blueberry, blueberry fucking cupcakes. More talented than I thought he was.

I think there's something called chicken and waffles in here too. Chicken and fucking wal. I heard of that. There's not a blueberry cupcakes. So what's the difference between a blueberry cupcake and a blueberry waffle? And don't get fucking stupid with me now,

Jig. It probably has something to do with what they're, like, crossed with? Like blueberry crossed with waffle or blueberry crossed cupcakes? What the fuck does that even say? Something number three.

Oh, yeah. Right. Chimera? Chimera. This is chimra. What the fuck is a chimera? Oh, I've heard that word. I don't know it means it.

Let me look it up. Chimera. What the fuck? Like, it goes from pancakes to chimera. What the fuck is wrong with this? Like, it means something like when you're like pretending to be something else. It's sort of like a. Something that's sort of like faking.

Even close to that. I'm going to give you me a. I might be. But I mean, I could try to. Like, we could try to. Like, we roll joints out of this. I could try to sell some, like... Yeah, you're gonna have...

You may as well get ruined. Like, can I... Like, I can make your money back and I can maybe keep... All right, Chamor was a legendary fire-breathing fucking monster with parts that several animals on it. You got a fucking... You got a fucking head of a lion.

We've got a goat head grown from its back. I like that. And it's a serpent. So what the... Is this like some kind of LSD mushroom hybrid fucking weed? Let's find out. Here, you can smoke the chimmer, let's see what happened to you.

If you have a guilt like going out of your back, look. Oh, that's got a weird smell. All right, so how much, you've got a lot of weed here, man? How much are we talking about? It's got to be a fucking pound there. Easy. Yeah. How much are we going to get for fucking... Not that much these days, because the fucking government's selling weed cheap as hell.

Like, how much do you think we can get for us? It's like we'd leave the park, we'd make a couple stops. What are we coming home? thousand bucks maybe a thousand bucks all right like what did dennis owe you is that a good deal or well with interest you owed me close to 2,000 but this is a fucking start and you owe me 50 bucks by the way yep so that's coming out of this number one thing coming out

like if we're selling it at like as joints we could definitely that's how you make your money these days is the only way to make once you start rolling up to some fucking joints then you can sell you can get three bucks a joint is there a grinder in this place yeah man I got a grind right here. You got to get roll. And what's up with the fucking ravioli? You're trying to be funny?

What is that? What is it? Oh, no, this is just, I had to work later, and I got, actually, both of these things I got them. They're, like, fake stash thing, so you can... Get the fuck out of here. What are you going to go to... Jerry just keeps stealing my, like, my snacks and stuff.

It works. When you hear, I got carrots and some, you know, a couple other snacks. You got carrots? No one's going to think there's carrots in the ravi... But what are you hiding fucking carrots for, Jacob? Why don't you just put them in a fucking take one of these beds? People are just going to my life. Going to my locker at the fucking pizza shop and steal my shit.

Wasn't that a huge? No way. That's a fucking fake. Oh, no way. Okay. Snacks, spizing. You put joints in here too.

Maybe I'll put them in here. Where the fuck did you get this in that? I like that. Amazon. Does it work? It can make these, eh? If you just, you could take someone's cords and like whatever transformer things,

empty them out and just stash all kinds of shit. Okay, Jacob. What are you trying to fucking hide in that? Like you're talking- Snacks. From where? Oh, like,

they're my snacks. I know you've got fucking snacks. I don't know why you're hiding. Snacks. It's fucking insane to me. So no one's deal like, are you like going to another country with that fucking thing? Like filled with blueberry cupcakes and shit.

No. Definitely not. So you seriously just brought, bought that just to hide fucking snacks? Well, because I'm going to work. Yeah. Are you 10 years old,

Jacob? I want to eat my own snacks. If I don't hide my snacks, people are going to steal them out of my bag at work. And so this way, people think it's just a... You take one of them and you corner them. You say, you steal my fucking snacks again. I'm going to rip your fucking throat of. He fucked up, all right?

Him and Trin broke up for a little bit, and he went on some spiritual journey. Okay, let's tell us about the spirit. I thought he was going to fucking Naples, Florida. He ended up in fucking Nepal. Bit of a fuck up, Jacob. Yeah, the first three letters are the same, but the auto fill totally sent me to the wrong place. So you went instead of neighbor. It's Florida.

You couldn't figure why it's so expensive to fly in Florida. And why people were talking like different languages and shit maybe? Do you care what I roll up first? I'm gonna shim-chim-chim-ristened. We want you to roll fast and as many as you can. Right. Within the next half hour. You got 20 minutes. Is there a, you guys got like a tray or something or just say, let's do it here?

Of course we got a fucking tray. Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, you guys. Which for Randy on that. I've been, you got a sharpy poor. All right, I'll roll it right on Randy's gut. Get rid of that. Nice. I can smell it.

The pitcher. So how was Nepal? Nepal. Well, it turns out Nepal is where hash was discovered and so it's

fucking super awesome. I've heard good things about that. I know I've definitely smoked Napoli's hash. That's fantastic. Napoli's hash. Yeah, I met this dude

down on like the lakefront in this city Pokera and I got like a fucking like a giant ball of hash. Must have been at least 10 grams. And it was like the asking price was like 70 bucks

it would probably be a lot less if I knew how to bargain good but it was too sketchy to try to bargain and it was it looked like someone had like just squished it all together themselves with like little bits of hash like it's lumpy it was sticky it was a temple ball

which I had asking if that meant it had opium in it and he just laughed at me turns out it doesn't but sounds like sort of that kind of cashmere has the cashmere has opium I remember you fucking gave me some of that before. Oh my God.

That was like 12. We were fucked. No 12-year-old needs to be that fucked up with anything. But man, when I was first smoking that hash, I thought, oh, shit, I'm dropping weeds. Sorry, Ricky. Oh, you got a ton of it here, man. When I first smoked the hash, I thought it was any lace with something. I was so high.

I had to, like. High, that stuff's boat. Yeah, they checked myself. But as I got used to it, I think it was just a good hash in the end. It's very good ass. Yeah, I was hiking, like up in the mountains there, just trying to take my mind off training stuff and uh yeah with like with the hash and the low oxygen the combination of the two it was it was great oh shit tell me something if rickie was to go to nepal or whatever naples whatever the

fuck you call it what how how would he do there could he go there without ending up in jail you think uh yeah they like you can sort of do what you want to a large degree there like the cops it's not illegal yeah shit's It's illegal, but like, if you have a bit of money to pay off the cops, they're usually happy to sort of look the other way. Pay them off. Are the cops as dumb as they are here? That's all we've got to know. Yeah.

They're sort of different kind of dumb, I guess. Like, what kind of what do you mean? I don't know. It's just a sense I have, you know? It's the sense he's got that the cops are dumb. But like, I mean, like, they'll take like 20 bucks and. Oh, you're talking. Wow.

Like, so it's, you know, like way less than you think they. So if you accidentally killed somebody. you were like, hey, listen, a hundred bucks. I'm sorry, dude. Like, I, I shouldn't figure I gotta go. I don't think. Is it not gonna dumb? No.

Shit, you got peeps? Oh, I got peeps. So no? Oh, sorry, what? How are you right now, Jake? I'm just trying to, I'm a little bit high, but I'm just trying to. Okay. Just trying to accomplish my task.

And if you accidentally hit somebody or killed somebody, right? Oh. And you had like 100, fresh, 100 Benjamin Franklin. You're like, here, man. Accident. Sorry. I don't want to have to fucking go through. rainy cops or any, is this good?

Might be enough, yeah. Might be enough. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I heard about that. I heard there's some places like, you know. Well, I was looking at fucking prisons, and I found this thing about nine of the oddest prisons in the world.

Okay. But Nepal wasn't one of them, so I don't know. Okay. Let's figure out what's going on there. One of them is, and I have no idea how to pronounce this, justizantrum. Do you know what that? Loading? You're good with fucked up places.

Is that in the polls? No, it's in Austria. It just looks like an office building, and it's the most lenient prison in the world. You can wear your own clothes, cook your own meals, and socialize freely. It's called a fucking resort. Ricky. Oh. All inclusive.

What's the, uh, what happens if you get caught drinking there? I don't know. It seems it's the most casual laid back one in the world. Then I've got hold in prison in Norway. Yeah. It's like a luxury maximum security. prison. They do it right in Norway, man. You can find yourselves 12 hours a day, but you

can have modern TVs, toilet, showers, fringes, unbarred windows, and you can buy and cook your own food, receive visitors and engage in a wide range of physical work activity. That sounds better than our fucking prisons. Can you do some banging? Where's that?

That's in Norway. Norway, they've got to figure it out, man. They know how to fucking keep people. And then in Finland, they've got rights. They've got the Swolmala prisoner, wherever the fuck say it. It's just got a simple picket fence around it. You can climb over at any time you want it to. There you want to drink a something here. Oh, no...

It's going to be five bucks. No walls. No walls. What you got going on here? But you're welcome. Imagine being in a prison with no walls. No walls. What happened? Where? And it's on a historic island fortress a UNESCO World Heritage Site. So you can go to jail in a fucking world... Like a resort.

So it's like beautiful and nice. It's probably... No one no one tries to escape because it's so fucking beautiful. and you get paid to fucking maintain this. What the fuck is not? It's in Finland. See, Scandinavian countries, they got it figured out, man. I would love to go to jail.

Well, this jail is Sweden. Are you kidding me? This jail is no longer open, but Clifton Cliff Jail in Arizona. Yeah. You don't want to go there, man. It's unescapable. Yeah. It was mined into a mountain.

But you were wasted when we're in Arizona. And I forget the sheriff's name, but he was on A&E and you had words with this fucking guy and I thought we were going to be in a fucking tent. Well, they had to close this place down because they had a bad flood and all the inmates on those fucking ground. Yeah, no kidding, because they don't give a fuck about them down there. That place, I'm, thank fuck we didn't end up there, man.

We'd still be there. Like, would the basketball courts be in the mine too? Oh, they don't got, this is a tent city man, down Arizona. They don't have basketball courts. I don't think that the fucking guy. I mean, if I was to be a warden, I'd be doing the same thing, but I'm not. So, he's a fucking thing. I'd like to go to this prison

sometime. A Sark prison. It's a tiny Island in the English Channel. It's the world's smallest operational prison. Only has room for two inmates. What? Yeah. Oh, man. What, okay. It's mostly for overnight stays for the 600 residents there. They get too fucking drunk or whatever. So you, sorry, we've got too many people here at the main complex. You and your buddy are going to the island for the night. Is that what you mean? Yeah. What can you do on the island? I don't know if you do much, but you want that you like the same weed or should I roll up a different one for you. Well, what are these things right here? of these want. That's the shimera.

Well, let's... Then we got Krusty prison in Russia. All right. Russia. Thankfully, closed in 2017. Had 12,500 inmates in it. Wow. And it was only designed for a maximum of 1,500. So you can just imagine the fucking conditions.

The stink. Fucking... Oh, man. I don't live in the jail in Russia, man. Sebu or something prison in the Philippines. And... Philippines not that bad. Up until 2010. the fucking guy running the prison

introduced dancing so I guess there's all kinds of viral clips on the line of these inmates dancing then it got shut down because they were getting so many donations that fucking people at the prison people donating to the dancers yes and then the people working there started embezzling the money so they're like no more dancing

love it man fucking greasy racket man yeah that's a good idea so I wonder if some of those guards are now actually in the prison Possibly dancing, I bet. Probably their band band. This one's fucked. Fortezza Mendizia or something like that.

It's in Italy. Okay. It's fucking... This prison runs a high-class restaurant, like one of Italy's most exclusive restaurants. And all the people that work there... Are inmates? Not only are the inmates.

Even the piano player. All the cooks, the waiters, they're all fucking murderers. Wow. Exquisitively murderers. It's quite a fucking... I guess it's a high fucking end restaurant. Like serious Italian.

Oh, you know what? I'm cool. Fucking a murderer making me a steak. Just not a fucking insane fucking murderer that likes to eat. Is that good enough to sell? Don't? I'd buy that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's good. How much you can sell that for? Pre-rolls. Probably only get two bucks. They're not a great looking. But it's just this chairman thing. You're going to have a fucking goat. The last one I got here is San Pedro prison in Bolivia.

Have you ever been to Bolivia? No, but I've heard of that prison, I think. It's like right in the middle of La Pazette. Okay. Is it, you have to rent. You have to rent your accommodations. Rent them. If you can't pay, you stay in a crowded bare concrete cell in the basement.

I think tourists can go in there and buy weed and cocaine off the inmates and then take it back to their, you know, their place or whatever. You know what? But this is kind of fucked, man. You can actually pay to, I've never been there. I've just heard of it. You can pay rent to get your spouse and your kid in there, too, if you want. And you work there. It's fucking can be a barber.

Is it nice, though? Or does it look like a fucking dirty prison? I don't know. It's in Bolivia? Well, they've got a fucking hotel there where you got to rent your accommodation, so it can't be too fucked. What is this? Fucking fresh.

Man, I didn't have no idea there's so many fucked up jails out there. See, I mean, is it all-inclusive this jail once you get the rent? Well, he's still got to buy your meals and shit. Hmm. All right. Maybe we'll have to check that one out, man. What do you got? Anything? Or you want to just

drunk and dumb it? Hey, you know what? There's some just This is just Because I knew we were going to be getting high today Like, are we doing this or what? I'll, I will What's up to you, man?

People have been saying, boys, you gotta smoke more I know, we usually smoke before And then let it settle a little bit So we're not too close So let's just see what happens to us Maybe it'll be fucking Can I smoke one of these? You, what do we have you want?

I'll smoke the $2 one But of course, you know what's gonna probably cost you Once we start getting money and you start selling, just deduct that. Okay, two bucks. Two bucks. All right. Jesus, Jacob. Light?

Well, while you're smoking, I guess we could go through dumb and drunk. Let's go through the dumb and the drunk. Drunks of the week. This is what we do sometimes. You can help us pick out of three clips. Who's the drunkest fucking person is? It's the drunkest person in the next three videos. This guy.

Whoa. What the fuck happened there? Face plant right into the door. He broke the glass? No, the beer exploded backwards on the room. Oh, he did break a lot, no? Maybe also broken glass. Yeah, damn, June, what the fuck?

I didn't even notice his ass was hanging out. Definitely his ass is hanging. This is crazy. He got beer right down in that crack, I think. Yeah, I didn't look that far. This one, you gotta pay attention to what's being said, but... Okay, pay attention to what's being said. Oh, there's a guy in the back of the bed.

Okay. Oh, shit. right you got a stray you got someone in the bed of your truck open it up so this guy passed out in somebody else's truck yeah yeah I think he even knew I got it I guess they don't know him oh yeah oh the tailgate oh my god you're all the way in Edmond, Oklahoma. You got a cowboy hat on. Not a problem, man.

Not a problem, man. It was after a UFC event but for three cities over. Oh, my God. That's a fucking good buzz on. Pretty drunk. Possessed you to pass out in someone's pickup truck bed.

Pretty smooth. With his chimera shit? Yeah, Chimera. I gotta go fucking grow out of my back a block of a hat. Okay, this guy's got some... He's going to pick a fightwhip zone. He's looking in the mirror

but thinks of somebody else. He still hasn't included in. Wow. That's fucking... That is wasted right there. Leahy did that. Yeah, that sounds like fucking Leahy level junk, for sure. So he doesn't...

Sort of the manner isn't and everything. Wow. I mean, that really went on. Yeah, that was... I mean, for the first, you know, five seconds, fair enough. All right. Who's the winner? Number three, I mean, those guys were all pretty fucking drunk, but that number three was just fucked.

You're looking at a beer you don't recognize yourself. Yeah, first guy was staying on the ground, second guy was passed out, like sort of plateaued was at that point. Yeah, it does. Like if buddy had a fell out of the fucking back of the truck, you know what I mean? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe he'd be a contender. I'd love to know what he's saying to himself there.

Yeah. You got a problem with me? Looks Italian. Yeah, you got a problem with me, man. You're wearing the same clothes as me, man Who are you looking at? You ugly fuck? Get on my way?

Try to deep, peek around him. Get the fuck away from me. Wow. Yeah, he's definitely, the way he drunk of the week. Now we got dummy, dummy of the week. There's been some fucking crazy dumb ones. Oh, fuck, did he just punch that kid in the face? Whoa.

Oh, he didn't hit him hurt. Did he glance him? What kind of, I got to, what kind of punch did he throwed there? What was that? See, the kid looks like he's on the far side of the machine. Look a really weird. It's a good, straight fucking right. But he, he kind of, like, I don't know, he did this, and then he goes over like that.

Dude. How do you miss a punch of bag? If he had to hit, he's fucked. Yeah, that was dumb, but if he had to knock out with the kid, maybe a contender. buddy. Whoa. Good motherfucker. How much the pain do you think he is?

He looks like he can barely stand up. He's just fucking put it on. He's trying to be cool. Oh. He's going to be. That's, man, that was pretty fucking done. He's handling it pretty well. He's stumbling.

He's not going to probably remember doing that, but. Yeah, I want to. I've done that so many times everybody watching yeah you must have a lot of fucking door doorways oh lady you're not gonna whoa oh it's not right over the fucking median it's still going run where is it going wow oh come on come on she's not gonna do it she's gonna get don't run yourself over lady he's going right in the bushes. Oh, my God.

She's going to run herself in a little. Oh, yeah, right over her leg. Oh, it goes. Oh, perfect ending. Oh, my God. That was fucked. I saw that happen one time. A car was parked on a driveway,

and it was on standards, and the clutch kept jumping. Yeah. It went right down over a hill, right into the fucking house behind it. That's happened to me, man. back in the day when... Who's the dumb of the week?

What was your pick? Jacob. What were the first two? This is what I was afraid of. They're punching the kid in the face. Oh, yeah. Could have knocked them out. The weather reception is pretty bad too, because everybody was watching.

The thing is, I mean, that could happen to the best of us. You go to fucking jump for joy and there's a door jammer right over your head. I mean... That would happen. That would happen. That would happen to you. That lady... with the car. I think the third

times the winner for me again. You know what? There was a good story building with that. Congratulations. You are the dummy of the week. Certainly she's going to step there. She didn't give up. Just the brain since she got fucking run over in the car. Where did the car go? Down into a fucking ravine? There's no way that ended well. Possibly water and alligators.

You never know. Wow. That's quite a fucking thing. Why? What's the dumbest thing you guys are done with your cars? What we've done with our cars? Yeah, like anything stands out. He does dumb things in cars. We're running a fucking regular basis, man. I don't know.

Leaving doors open when you're driving, possibly, when you're backing up. Yeah, I've ripped the door off. Taking two tight of turns in parades. Done that many times. Parkades and buzzons don't get along very well. So does driving like a fuck a maniac, and you know your car is fucked. That's the worst of it, man. Yeah. I don't have like whatever.

Who gives up? What do we got? Anybody giving us anything? Ideas here? Well, all right. Yeah. The pad stuff at trailer park boys.com. Is that coming from the internet? Oh. It says they miss.

This is from fucking Cole. McGuire from Brunswick says he misses when we used to cook. Hey. From the podcast. Did you want to maybe talk a little bit about that? Maybe further? Well, we do shoot a show called Getting Cooked. And we're actually going to be doing season two.

Yes, except it's going to be fucking run more efficiently. We'll see. It's going to be a better fucking job. Yeah, we'll see. Because I will be doing, I'll be doing some work mostly behind the scenes. I haven't agreed to that, yeah. I've got lots of recipes, Ricky. I already filed it.

We're going to make another one season. You know, I'm going to help out. I just made a delicious fried cabbage dish for me in. A few nights ago. That's awesome. Nice. Fancy. Cabbage.

Okay. Braised cabbage. I made this. Yeah, I made this thing called crack cabbage. Cock off. You get fucking good, man. What are you mixed with, like, weed? No, a little bit of cabbage and some fresh ginger.

So there's no drugs in it at all, no mushrooms? A bit of hoison sauce. That's what they call. Hoisin sauce. Who the fuck are you? I cook, man. I cook, man. things are yes i'm fucking cook covid fucking i had to learn how to cook

right pretty good sometimes well i can't wait to fucking see you cook like right up front man watching it front row got any filter material back there i've already tore the papers up yeah yeah yeah yeah just kimberlaine swift i don't know if she's related to taylor whatever happened to the girl julien fell for the jail was no big deal which one oh okay You can use one of these. What the fuck are you doing, man? I can use that one. I can't see a filter material here.

How to fucking swear? What the heck? That the world. You can't fucking... Maldives, you know what F-E-I is? F-E-Y. How do you say that? Fu? F-U-I?

F-Y. F-Y? Is that it? You know what you just called yourself? What? A cunt. I wasn't calling me that. Well, that just... I just...

Saying it. Oh, yeah, I did. That's what it means. Shit. Language is D-H-I-V... H.I. What the fuck language is that? What? Here, world traveler, what the fuck language is that?

I didn't use your horror card. Oh, fuck. You can use that, man. Turkish. From the Maldives? Oh, is that what that flag is? I don't know. I'm probably.

I thought maybe, I thought maybe. Yeah, okay, yeah, that's a Maldives. All right. You know what? This might be reading for later. This is a long one. How are you even reading right now? Not a well.

That stuff is, you know what? We could probably get three bucks a joint for that chimera shit. Oh, okay. Yeah, man. Cool. Well, I've got almost four joints here, so that's 12 bucks. I want to go scare the walls or something right now. 12 bucks.

I'll have like at least maybe 18 bucks worth the joint stand. Are you reading the long one here, man? Skim it, yeah, man. Cole's notes, please. I'm at, how's life treating you? good yeah he's very good thanks Jones and for the season 13 fix

yeah I know a lot of people are I wish they'd fucking give us some more information all we know is it is coming all I know is that Jacob you were extremely fucked when the cameras were falling us around I don't know man your brain was somewhere else

but they want more to learn from getting cooked while we're shooting another season and getting cooked yeah but okay it's one thing to be sitting there saying you had a difficult time, but when you sit back and kind of watch you going through shit, you're fucked up, man.

You look like you went through a lot of shit. Just saying that. Yeah, you were staring a lot, man. Yeah, like you were zoning out. A fucking, like an animal in a field. So, Trin's been telling me that. You're like a cow. Does she say you're very cow-like lately?

Or even like a sheep or like a fucking dumb bull or something. Yeah, well, Trent has said, more like a, like a, she says a high alpaca, but. A high, no, no, no. Alpacas, they, no, they'll at least they'll try to spin on you and shit and fucking move around. The big crazy necks. You just sit there like and just stare and like, like a fucking really stunned.

All right, Finn, you got some good ideas here, bud. I don't know. I just deal in stuff, I guess. Some of them are actually coming. Okay, what is it? Happening. What's going on? You're saying to bring back phone calls.

which we are. We're fucking trying. Who would have thought getting a phone to fucking call people would be such a hard thing to do with stupid fucks. People don't... Suit dummies, man.

Animal of the week. Yes. Do a weird segment on a weird animal or have an animal on your show for a few minutes. Okay. High antelope.

Michael Dickinson. What did I see? Alpaca. Do you want that to be the animal of the week? Yeah. All right. We already...

Get as high as fuck. have some fucking mental issues and you'll become an alpaco this is Jeff says we should get and spit we should get some cool e-bikes and race each other done you know what we did that at Tom Green's house once that was fucking that was fun man yeah but you know what you know what if there's anybody happens with us racing on e-bikes especially in this condition what no it's a major fucking

injuries especially for this guy you know what we do if there's anybody out there knows people have e-bike businesses or something, send us some bikes. We'll shoot us in a fucking race. You know what I mean? I'll race. I'd be in of that, but I got to be careful, man. I don't heal fast anymore. I get injured. It's a fucking major recovery. I love eat bike. What does you love e-bikes? Love to watch you guys get high. It was fun. Play some old video games. Maybe they'll send you one as well, Jacob. Back, man. Please do. You can borrow it. All right. What is it? What are you saying? They want to see us play some old video games like Pac-Man. That's not my joint. I used to fucking kill it on Pac-Man. Defender was my game back in the day.

If you guys reviewed movies and or shows from the perspective of fucking drunk and druggie, we'd like to know your opinions. All right. Have you watched any shows lately, guys, that you want to talk about. Thank you, Nate. Let's do it right now. I've been watching Colombo. Colombo. When the fuck? When was that out back in 1970? I think so, maybe even earlier. 60s?

It's awesome. Is it awesome? Dude is so smart. Everyone thinks he's dumb. Yeah? But really he's smart. Okay. Really smart.

Didn't he have a fucked up eye or something? I have to give him another chance, I guess. I think so, yeah, he's got a glass eye. It's a glass eye, isn't it? Peter Falk. Falk. Good actor, man. I didn't know he had a glass eye.

February 20th, 1968 is the fucking a pilot movie came up. Yeah. February 20th, 1968 is when the pilot movie came up.

Thanks for the movie. It's fucking older than me. series premiered September 15th 1971 I used to watch it with Phil back when I was a kid

Not necessary Who gives the fuck And then rewatching But thank you Shit man That joint took my You know what I can't do this anymore

I gotta go I gotta go for a walk I might just call him And say bud We're even It's like It's going There's levels to this

I got seven joints here At three bucks each That's 21 bucks I can tell those Probably on the way to work afternoon. Now, you're going to sell a lot more than that out. Well, this is all I got rolled.

So I just got it. I'll give you a dollar a joint, so there you go. You just made seven bucks. All right. Holy fucking at this rate. Are you fucking kidding me? I could make, like... How much should I be giving them?

No, man. Hundreds. You know what? No, no, no, no. We're going to make a five for ten deal. You sell ten, you get five bucks. God. Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

You a nice guy. Better or worse than a dollar? He didn't collect. He came through. It's first positive thing he's ever done. This should be a pile of money. It should only be like this big. Anyway, okay.

Thank you for dropping by, Jacob. Yeah, man. Come by any time if you got a bag of dope like this. Yeah. And cash next time. Cash is better, obviously. Roll them up and be smarter. Have this sold before you get here.

You did good. I can't believe I'm saying those words, but you did good, kid. Cool. Thank you very much. and I'll yeah, I'll bring these, the money from these back when I'm done and get some more weed from you and we'll roll it over. Yeah, we'll talk business later. You're going to be a late tonight. That's the how sticky that stuff is.

Go wash your fucking hands, Jacob. Oh, man. Wow. That's good stuff. Wash your hands before you start rolling other people's joints. They don't want their fucking spit all over them. Oh. Well, it's just, I'm just going to be selling it down to the mall.

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