Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 12 - Trinity, Jacob, And A Spicy Surprise

Episode Date: September 14, 2026

It's time for a family get-together with Trinity, Jacob... and Little Ricky the weed plant! Jacob updates us on his joint sales (and why he's been smoking all the f**kin' stock), and where in the world Trin's been partying. Plus: A romantic poem for Julian, pizza pranking, and an appeal to help the Pond Boy!

If you want to watch the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. Well, welcome back. Yes, it's good to have you on the park after dark. You want to drink? Yes, I would love a drink. Thank you. Some of that lima. Did you water the fucking plant yet or what?

Oh, shit, no, just a sec. Oh, fuck. I love your new, I don't have what you done with the place. I thought you did that already, Matt. Yeah, thanks. I put a lot of work into going to sparr and stuff. Little Ricky, you need some water. Look at the sign.

Did you see that song? Oh, it's good. That sign that's not fucking around, Trin. It's beautiful. Want one of these Ricky? Yeah. Licarates? Somebody gave me a C, like early July and said, here, you can grow this next year.

Like, next year. All right. And I got some hors d'oeuvres here. I just made some leftovers from Mo's after school snack. What the fuck? Here's your favorite Trin. What the fuck is that? And here's some ones with ketchup chips.

They're hummus pepperoni bites. Hach pepperoni bites. pepperoni, so you got a, all right, you got a chip with a hummus. Where's the can of a hummus? Is this edible? And a pepperoni? Oh, half big time. Yeah, they're most favorite, especially on ketchup chips.

These are, uh, how much magic masala? I can't do the hummus. Oh, and there's one, uh, spicy surprise, so watch out for that one. One of the little torpedo. Yeah, is that a pepper? Here, give one of these bad boys. Well, who's going to eat the spicy surprise, Jacob? You're just going to fuck some, okay, eat it.

Wasn't this fucking nice? Got the whole family together, huh? Isn't this great? It's not great. Not going to lie. What isn't great? Not having the family together? No, this fucking snack.

Oh, that looks like fucking shit, man. Try the ketchup ones. Try the ketchup one. I don't know. The hummus kind of offsets the spicy of the pepperoni. I don't mind that. All right, you got to try one of those. Oh, did I hear a hot pepperoni?

Maybe. A little spicy. A little spice is good, though. It could be the magic masala chip. That's fucking plant. Could be. Good. Good be.

Good be. Six weeks. All right. Let's take a look at the plant. What do you think, Jacob? You think you're a plant expert these days? It's doing great. I germinated that early July.

It's only been growing for six weeks. All right. Here's the thing. Shouldn't there be fucking buds at this point? I'm no, I'm no weed expert, but. It depends on how much light it's getting, getting right? So. You putting this thing outside?

It's been outside. It's getting lots of light. So it's probably getting a bit too much light. It's very possible. Are you kidding me? Is he talking like real shit? Yeah, he didn't get too much more. He actually knows what he's taught him. He's helping me grow before.

I mean, this time of year, I think it would be in flour a bit, but, yeah, this must be a strain that's not budding it or something. Or if you're moving it from outside to inside, it might be getting too light, too much light. It was getting sun and then getting lights inside after you bring it in. I only brought in for this. It's going to go right back out after. You know what? It's not really... It's not a lot more like...

Maybe he gave you bad seeds? This doesn't smell like weed, man. Maybe it was a shit seed, I don't know. Oh, that's good. It's growing pretty nice. Yeah, your patience. All right, it's coming along. You can't rush the weed plants.

So how much think we can get... This one's not bad. That one's not my favorite. How much can we get from that fucking thing when it's done? We'll see. I don't know. How you've been making up with your fucking joint sales?

Mm. Doing great, man. I'm gonna need some more joints soon. Check it out. Even after getting fucking, I got robbed just a few joints. Check it out, man. We got some good joint. So you got robbed?

Yeah, some fucker ran off with a few of the joints. What is that like fucking 30 bucks? I got two and a half joints left. So you should have like hundreds of dollars, no? Yeah, it's probably what's here. I mean, there's a hundred dollar bill. Yeah, that's about a couple hundred. Where's a couple hundred?

Just like in this, in this part. I see $150. There. Well, we'll take it. But yeah, if I'll roll some more joints and, like, spend some more time at them all later. You know what's happening here. It's fucking pretty obvious, Jacob.

You're smoking the fucking profits. I mean, I've been smoking a little bit. What do you mean, a little bit? How many times has this happened? What he's selling half joints? Well, no, I mean, I didn't have any, so I just took that out of my share of the earnings. So that, yeah, that one doesn't count. These two are still totally good joints.

But yeah, don't worry. It all adds up. How many joints have you given away for free then? Because you definitely didn't. You should have a lot more money than that, man. Nope, no. It's, I mean, the ones they fronted are all on a list. And so, yeah, nothing's been given out free.

So you've been fronting it. Where's the said list? That's... It's in here somewhere. You know what? There's some things you shouldn't be doing, Jacob, and selling dope is one of them. I need to talk to someone.

Oh, wait, there's some more of them. He happens to find an extra five in his pocket. Let's switch the conversation with someone with a brain. Okay, let's do that. Where have you been most recently? You've been doing a little bit of traveling? Yeah, I was traveling. It was kind of a shitstorm, so decided to get away.

for a bit. Oh yeah? Yeah. And I, yeah, went to Asia for a bit. Asia! Yeah, I hit Bali. Where's that? What? It's the other side of the world. Yeah, if you fly halfway around the world, you'll get there, basically. Wow. Yeah. That would be far. Yes, it was very far. Stopped in Hawaii. How long have a flight? To Hawaii was like eight hours, nine hours, and then... From here? Oh, I guess, no, because I had to stop through Vancouver. So it's how far from Vancouver? It's like nine hours and then to Hawaii And then like 10 hours to

Wow There's what six hours, seven hours from here to Vancouver That's a lot of fucking flying trend Yeah it was a lot But I like to stay over for like a night everywhere So I don't ever at least to it That's the way you do it see? She's a world traveler

I'm proud of you And then I ended up in Mexico Just before here So What's going on down to Mexico now? Just priorities? Yeah, lots of Lots of liquor.

And you left Little Moe with this fucking jackass? Yeah, while I knew guys and Sarah, you know. I mean, he's been getting into some trouble, but. He's a fucking little nightmare, but I like him. He's smart, though. He's a good fucking businessman. Yeah. He's going to be like a...

He's going to be success. It's going to be one of the top businessmen's entrepreneurs in the country. So I still understand this whole, You say you have fans and these fans, like you go to visit them or you just, I don't really understand it. Oh, no. I just, I'm a model. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, I just, you know, I just look pretty. And then I hang out with fans and travel. And travel. And that's it. It sounds too bad. I wish I had a gig like that. I mean. Keep trying to work with this guy.

Nothing good ever happens. You can't have a gig like that because you can't get into most countries. Just like I can't get into most countries. I'd be traveling. It's so unfair. I mean, there's criminals in every country, so why can't you get into those countries? Well, because they don't want more fucking criminals

coming into their country. Yeah, but they already have some. Yeah, but they don't want more. What if I promised not to do anything bad while I was there? I could sign a letter. Contract. It doesn't work that way, Ricky. Fuck!

You may be... I don't know. It should. I think you would need to have the pulp in front of the country. front of you, you'd have a hand on his Bible saying, Pope, I won't fucking do anything wrong. Maybe, no, that wouldn't work. You'd lie to him. You'd lie to the Pope, wouldn't you?

Yeah, you would. Fuck, someone gave me a frigging fake coin. God damn it, Jacob. Where's that even from? Let me see. What the fuck is that? I don't even know where... Did you find this in your journeys?

No, I thought it was like a... Looney, I guess. Sort of looks... A loony. I mean, the color's like a loony, but the size is not right. Jacob, this is a dime. This is what you have. It's like a loony nickel.

Nike. No, a loony's fucking huge, Jacob. Yeah, that's pretty dumb. Someone must have just tricked me. I forget where you said you were in Nipples, Florida. I was trying to fly to, yeah, Naples, Mexico, and I got the friggin' wrong ticket. Oh, that's right, yeah. Well, no, then I thought, I ended up, I was trying to buy a ticket to Naples, Florida.

but then mistakenly got a ticket to Nepal. Right. Naples isn't even in... Oh, you know, it's in Florida and not in Mexico. I got really confused. And Trim was in Mexico, so you're trying to go to Naples, Mexico, which is really Naples, Florida, but you ended up in Nepal, which is like fucking down by where... Thailand or something?

Sort of, yeah. I told you I was in Cancun like five times. I... This is when I remember Naples. You know what? I can't deal with this. How can you fuck up that bad? Did you see anything fun in the news?

I noticed a tire of the knees bag. He caught his wife cheating with a robot vacuum. How the fuck did that work now? Did he have a camera on it? There was a camera on the fucking thing. So he was trying to be romantic and say hello to his wife, but then he saw she was in bed with another man. No way.

Hooked up the camera, sued her in one. But then she charged him with fucking recording. them without their consent so then he get fucking charged and fine so and the camera was on a vacuum that's fine yeah I've never heard of that an I robot vacuum

with a camera is that a fan? Oh yeah I mean if you want to sit in I mean people put their fucking dogs and cats on the thing and just letting them cruise around you know what I mean in the vacuum people are fucked so buddy's like looking at his app for his fucking

vacuum cleaner and he goes into the bedroom say had his wife and she's banging some dude correct did he watch for a little while or did he's just like hey get the fuck off my wife yeah I don't know but watch he might have I mean he had video of it so vacuum can talk to

I don't know I guess he must be able to talk to his wife it's fucking speaker must be it for a pet pet bullshit is it I don't know like get the fuck out of way Frankie you know what I mean it's a weird one I don't know man technology yeah sucked to get caught by a vacuum

banging getting caught by a vacuum And the other weird thing I saw is, do you hear about this fucking floating on, or this island that appeared and disappeared in a Canadian lake in B.C. That was not, it was off of the ocean, wasn't it? No, it was in a man-made lake, Williston Reservoir. It's the size of two football fields, fully fucking covered in trees and bushes. Yeah. And all of a sudden, it's in the middle of the lake.

People have, there's pictures of it, and then it was gone. Aliens, man. Well, they don't really know what the fuck. They don't know if it broke off from the land and just floated out there and then sunk or floated to somewhere else. They have no idea. But it was on Google images and then it was gone. So it was floating around for a little while. You know what it is, man?

What? Get all these fucking trees and the roots and shit, they all get tangled up. So it was like a raft. That's what... With like moss and shit. They theorized that there was like drift wood and all this other shit underneath of it. It was a big storm or something that could have dislodged it from somewhere? That's what they think the wind may be or some strong ways.

Or the fucking aliens. Because they're in the water, man. Nothing would fucking surprise me. But when they said, you know, this island appeared and disappeared, I thought it was just like sand or some shit. No, it's like fully fucking growing trees and bushes on it. Man, if aliens disguised there, like ships as an island covered in trees, that'd be pretty fucking smart.

I think they fucking did it back in the war, didn't they? They camouflaged the boats, put some shit on it. Alien War? No, man. The World War, like, two, I think. Oh. They used to fucking put all kinds of shit on subs.

Yeah, I think they did, yeah. That's fucking summarize. Maybe it was a sub then. But it was in a fucking lake. What would a sub be doing on a lake? See, I thought that island was off, like, the coast of BC, like right off Victoria. That would make way more sense.

Yeah, it would make way more. Yeah, it would be the Russians or something. But a lake. A reservoir. Okay, reservoir. body of water it doesn't go to the right I don't know it's a fucking mystery I guess

maybe they'll solve it maybe they won't I'm not even sure why I give a fuck but I thought it was you know what it would have made a like if there had to been animals or fucking people on this island that would have been better well there might have been animals I bet oh I'd sorry there would have been I'm sure there's trees and there's no fucking way

there was no animals or birds or some shit because animals are done but The birds could have flown away, I think. The birds can fly off the island. Squirrels can swim. All right, we know this is going to come, you guys, sooner or later, but there's a fucking humanoid robot right now that can run faster than Bolt himself, the world record. A robot?

Insane Bolt. Yeah, a robot. He can go like fucking 40. How fast is he going? See, I've got to get into this. Is it called a Tesla? Those can go pretty fast. That's not a fucking humanoid robot.

Oh, humanoid. All right. It's a thing with legs. Okay, so it's going 44.17 kilometers per hour. Is that fast? Bolt was going, okay, no, it's going 45.6, Bolt was going 44.17. Wow.

Is that like cheetah speed? Miles? Do you say our kilometers? Kilometers. That doesn't seem very fast. It doesn't seem very, I feel like it should go faster as a robot now. Yeah. See, yeah, yeah.

I have to see it. I've not impressed. You can jump six feet in the air? That's impressive. How high can a human jump? I think the highest one was. 5.7 feet. Still, I feel like that's not a big difference.

We're still standing a chance. Nah, they're not going to, no. But the thing is, like, if you guys are thinking about it, when you're driving down the road and you've got someone in front of you going 50 kilometers, and it's a 60 kilometer fucking thing, you feel like you're just basically standing still, don't you? Yeah.

Like, okay, thinking of it this way. You're going that slow and you got fucking bolt next to you, just booting her, and he's going as fast as he can. That doesn't seem right to me, man. Like 44 kilometers an hour? Well, what you need to do is get a car, get one of those robots, and call Insane Bolt, get them over here, and go out on the town. I don't think Insane Bolt's going to fucking travel at the Sunnibeil to do a test with a humanoid dummy.

And I don't know we're going to get one of these fucking robots anyway. So you know what? Fuck that. And fuck robots. You're not going to buy this robot at Costco. Not yet. All right. That's a little freaky to me.

Should we change it up and get some fucking... You know what? We're getting all too serious here with this shit. I say we do drunk and dumb of the week. I like it. All right, Chip. Throw on some drunk of the week. All right.

Oh, this guy, oh, he's got no balance. Oh, he's walking, holding the fence. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he's down. I love that laugh. I like the slow fall he just did, though. It's just... Why is he laughing so hard?

I don't know if I've ever read. His buddy is on the camera. Oh, he's got people coming up here. Drung, people just look like babies. Oh, he's not going to be able to be around these people. He's hilarious. He's like that. Well, where's his, come on?

Oh, he did it. He got around her. Nice move. For sure. She's going, oh. Man, I don't know if I've ever been that fucking hammered where you can. Get this guy. You have. You just don't remember.

You kind of reminds me of Randy with the shirt on. When I'm not drunk, I just lie still. I can't move. That was one hell of a buzz on. Turn into that. That was impressive. And that's how people lose legs. You know what I mean? Right next to the train truck.

She's ordered four Sandbuk. Tambuca. Tambuca. Tambuca's not good. DJ boom That's awesome She's ordering drinks from the DJ Everybody's done that before

I think Oh that's fucking awesome He did ask her first If she had some cash I was greasy What the fuck do we got going on here now What the fuck are they hauling

That's got to be a That's their buddy I bet A drunk person Yeah No it's not A blanket or something A tarp Good idea

You don't see that that every day. Yeah, I can't wake him up. Let's just drag him home. All right, who do you guys think is the drunk of the week? I mean,

fuck. That's just a tough one. I like the first guy. Drunk people walking always reminds me of like little babies and it's hilarious. And he kind of reminded

me of Randy with a shirt on. Yeah, that no balance was spectacular. But he did do a fall that was kind of too slow for, it should have been like, all right,

but he was walking by the train tracks. you were the drunk of the week. Congratulations. Congratulations. We might get a hold of you and probably not, but. Now we get thumbs of the week and some of these, man, they cringe because... Yeah, this is one of them.

Oh, fuck. What is this dummy doing? He's working on a motorcycle. What's he got going? What the hell? What? What the... All right, that either...

He squatted on a screwdriver? He squatted on a screwdriver. What the... Whoa! No, stop playing that one. He went in his ass or right into his taint. Oh, Jesus. Okay.

How is the screwdriver sticking straight up, though? It's hard to tell because of quality ship, and he steps on the edge of it right as he's going on, and just perfectly tips. Jesus. That's just bad luck. That's the unluckiest thing. But from it, like, he wasn't a lot of pain,

so the thing probably went up his ass. What the fuck? This guy's on a real... Oh, Jesus. This is not gonna end well. Oh my fuck. Oh, that looks fun. Whoa!

What the fuck happened? So we're playing up... Oh. Jesus. Right now. Swinging off that? Right off the house. That looks great.

Then it wasn't. Did he hit the one, like the shorter pants on the way... He went over the shorter one. I feel like he may have grazed even that one. Well, he's lucky there wasn't like spikes. Man, he looked like he broke his fucking neck. He's done.

Yeah. That was pretty done. Lower back, gone in. I mean, he looked fun as fuck, but then it wasn't. Oh, yeah, look at that. Fuck you. Oh, yeah. Pissing off at the guy.

That was just karma. Like, fuck off. He stopped before the crosswalk. I hate pedestrians like this. They're fucking relaxed, dude. You know, a guy was laughing his head off, too. Dude, just raging. That's fucked.

All right. I mean, I can relate to the pedestrian there, but you really got to watch where you're going so you don't make an ass of yourself. And maybe that was a bit over. That was a little too much. It's like fucking relax, dude. Go get a drink. I don't know. Who do we pick?

The guy to swing. Yeah. The guy to screwed ours is kind of just unlucky, but the swing. Swing should have known that was bad idea. Yeah. It did look fun as fuck, but he probably broke his neck. That snapped. back or the neck was fucked.

I'm thinking he didn't hurt himself too much. Yeah, see, he knocked a 2x4. Yeah, he knocked the top off the skin. Watch his neck. Oh, Hunched splash. Someone who's had a broken neck, that's bad. He also looks pretty young.

You had a broken neck? Yeah, well, yeah, fractured, remember? You made me my head, gear. Oh, fuck, yeah, that's right. That wasn't great. I'm surprised that healed. Well, there's still issues, but I mean, I don't, yeah, I think I don't need neck head gear anymore.

All right, you know what? It's that fun time of the fucking day. We're going to start reading some shit people have been writing into us. Oh, really? The fan, I don't know. What do you want to do it? You don't want to do that?

No, it's fine. You go ahead. These guys have never experienced this, so it's kind of cool. That's true. Last time you're on here. What will we got, Ricky? It's new to me.

I've been traveling too much. You're so fucking lucky. I want to travel. Gotta do it while you're young, I hear. That's what everyone tells me. Well, you got to do it before your criminal record gets too high. You can't get anywhere. That's the whole problem.

True. Yeah, that is a struggle. You know what? I'm never going to get over to places like Asia. I got a travel before I get thrown in jail. Well, yeah. I would be a world travel. I'm not sure what the fuck is going on.

What's going on here? What is that? I don't know that, what's right? a Julian segment for a show and then we have picture I guess What the fuck is that?

Kind of looks like you holding names Oh wow That is not me Who the fuck is that I don't know man That is not me man That is sort of like

Titanic inspired It kind of looks like you But It kind of looks like Gene Simmons Fucking Hump and Randy I don't know I guess this is a poem

Read read the poem I can't wait to hear Julian one favor Let your memory shine of you and Randy when two hearts entwine, like Patrick Swayze with a romantic glow, tell us of the moments when your feelings would grow, of laughter and longing, of sparks in the night

of holding each other and feeling just right. So share us your story, both tender and true, a little Swayze-style romance from Randy and you. Who the fuck is that from? There's a name. Give me a name. So cute. Pierce, McGee. Pierce McGee

What the fuck is wrong with your brain? Like that's not me. Okay, I don't know what you're dreaming or what you want to see in life, but that's never going to fucking happen. And the poem? Is that your trailer in the background? Yeah, it's a real picture.

AI, Jacob. They got fucking robots going faster than Isaiah Bolt, man. Like, that's easy. Like, who is that? It's not me. Is that me? Looks a lot like. Pretty close.

No, don't. Pretty close is not me. Okay? Like when you're really happy and smiling? Really happy and smiley, look, that is, are you kidding me? You should take a picture of that picture and put it through your smart box and say, is this? Yeah, let's ask AI who that is. Do you want to, okay.

Do you want me to fucking do this? Because, you know what, AI doesn't know a fucking thing either. All right. It's getting smarter. Some people, I'll say. I asked AI for my perfect math. match and it generated a picture of guess what me and Jacob so super smart I've been telling you it's crazy who are these people on the picture Boner this is quite a photo

he's saying you can describe what I what I see but I can't identify real people from photograph even if they're recognizable okay oh I got in trouble it shows two adult men one shirtless and laughing while holding up what he looks like a small bottle container or something, and the other behind him wearing a black shirt and a black beanie grabbing his chest for the photo. It definitely has the energy of the behind the scenes comedy shot that requires some context.

No shit, because you know what? Ask if the one in the black shirt looks sexy. That guy? Look at that. That's... Here, you fucking take a look at that, you stone bastard. This is from Ashland in Colorado. All right? Denver. She's throwing a fucking trailer park boys theme party

for what the fuck was it for her 25th birthday and she's wondering wants some ideas for a trailer park boy theme party like dressing up with some kind of games and what are we thinking all right number one if you get guns

don't have them loaded that's not a good idea if you're having a trailer park boy theme party definitely get wasted but not Leahy wasted no there should be someone in the bunch that gets so fucking wasted that they cuss themselves because that has to ask Some pepperoni, hanness poppers for your guests.

Make some of these disgusting fucking things. I recommend chicken fingers or sweet and powered chicken balls. Dren, what do you think? I think as long as there's a lot of liquor, I feel like... Liquor and dope. I think any party's a fucking... That's right. 10 milligram edibles.

Edibles, okay. 10 milligram, why not 50 or 100? Just you don't want to make the party crash too quick. You want a party? Good vibes. Maybe an SPJ, six paper joint. We could share or... I think we should get up to the, you know, the party.

After midnight, that's when you get out the 50 milligrams and the hundreds. Then you really fuck people out. Then you get out the shrooms. After midnight? Get out the shrooms. Then you're up all the fucking night. I guess that's their young. They can deal with it, man.

You guys can stay up a party two days if you want. So there you go. You can dress up as you want. We don't care. Just have a good time. Get drunk and I. What's the next one? Uh, here, somebody else can...

My brain's not reading well these days. Oh, my God. Okay. Uh, this one's from David. All right. He said, hey guys. He's excited. He's a longtime fan.

Uh, and he thinks that a weekly bong rip competition would be fantastic. Yeah. It would be, yes, it would be fantastic, except we'd be fucked and we wouldn't be... No, no, no, no. Okay. So, like, like the, the clips that you want. Yeah, yeah. So then fans could send in clips for them smoking bongs or I feel like it shouldn't be just bongs. I think it should be smoking. We've been like feats at smoking.

Yeah. We've been searching for some, what is it, high of the week or I forget where we're going to? The higher of the week. You guys can absolutely send in fucking videos of getting fucked up and. And he says you could call it how fucking high can you get? Can I send in a video? Yeah. Yes. It would be great if it was just fans.

Yeah. Yeah, holy. Let's get that. That'd be great. Highest fan of the week. And then we could officially maybe get a hold of them and say, you're fucked, like, kind of like over the phone. Yeah. Or get them to send you whatever they're smoking.

Yeah, that would be nice, too. And stay fucked up. And we'll get this fucking guy to sell it for us. Yep. Yeah, right. We'll smoke it all. I can get my, keep my dollar. Dear boys, yes, you can absolutely smoke catnip.

Back in the 90s, they used to roll fat ones of catnip and grinder, printer, printer paper. Dude. But did he get high? Pryter paper, yeah. Okay, it's supposedly illegal high, along with Damian and Valerian route, and California poppy. Isn't it like poppies, unless you get opium from that. You get a mild head change, a little dizzy. Yeah, because you're smoking printer paper.

I swear I've tried that, it didn't work. really? Of course you're Catnid Well because some fan was wondering If their weed was still okay Because they had catnip in with it or some shit So they wondered if they could still smoke it So apparently you can't

Curl You're probably smoking a lot of chemicals That's what's giving you a fucking thing You can get high on anything I don't know You can get high on printer paper I bet Oh yeah that's what I'm saying It can't be There's bleaches and shit

Who knows man I'm gonna fucking scientist I don't know Oh Jacob the chips are soggy Oh yeah, they got about like a 20 minute life This is Jake from Jersey Some big fanny fuck this Help me on some most shittiest days Just wondering what your favorite memory

Growing up together before the camera dicks arrived Also, when are the liquor drinks coming to the States? Well, the liquor drinks That's in the works We're working on it, man It's hard to deal with fucking Like people have no idea What the fuck I go

through dealing with these suit dummies and executives and people that make decisions for other companies and shit. It's tough. But it's going to happen. What would be our favorite memory growing up before the camera decks? It's a tough. First time I went to Juvie. Because when we went to Juvie, we realized that

it's not so fucking bad. You're right, actually, that's a good one. Yeah, that was a turning point in our lives. The food was good. Maybe not a good turning point because we realized, fuck, this is the only consequence? This isn't bad at all. And, you know, I've... I was living my own anyway, so it was good to have someone making me dinner every day and breakfast and lunch.

Yeah, we didn't have to worry about feeding ourselves. It was great. It's awesome. Plus, you could sell shit in there. You can make a bit of money. I think it was probably the first time we had. No, it wasn't really a legitimate job in there. But yeah, thank you. That brought back a lot of memories. Yeah, I forgot about the first down in G-V. I almost brought a tear to my honor. Yeah. Joyous cheer. A joyous tear. Back in the old days, man.

Defender 15 was fucking great I don't even remember life before cameras It's very blurry You were young Yeah 5, 6 Do you remember the first time you had a cigarette? Yeah, I remember rolling cigarettes

Wow Is that one of your earliest memories of a kid Yeah, I remember eating a lot of craft dinner I loved craft dinner I'm rolling smokes Yeah, I tried it recently It's so different Well, thank God you had a good father raising you.

Yeah. Or else you would have turned out fucked. But you're doing good. I'm hanging in there. I think you're kind of raising him now to tell you the truth. Well, he helps lots with Mo. I appreciate that. Yeah, well, a lot of people are helping Mo, let me tell you.

I know. Whole community. I love it. Mm-hmm. That's the thing with living in Sunnyville. You've got basically everybody's your family. You can trust everybody. and if you can't trust them,

be the fuck out. It's about a fucking Titanic replica some guy was trying to build in China. What? Yeah, and he ran out of a fuck of money so it was going to be an extra $500 million to complete it. So what did he do?

So now they want us to try to reach out to some billionaires like Elon Musk to complete the project so it doesn't rest. Why would we want to build another Titanic? It's a great question.

The first one didn't go so well. Is that like life size? I guess? Yeah. Not only that. Like cruise ships are fucking five times bigger than the Titanic. And nicer. Yeah, it's like...

What are they calling it? Titanic is fucking dated and shitty. 500 million more dollars? Yeah, so what the fuck? It must be like a billion dollar project. It's a lot of weed. Well, it's hard to... I always spend a billion dollars on a lot of different things besides building a fucking Titanic replica.

Yeah, you know what? How about make, like, 500 people, millionaires? You know what I mean? I'll take a million bucks. So fuck that. You know what? If we're ever over in Asia, if we can ever get there, we're going to go see if we can find this Titanic ship. Is your picture of it?

Well, he's got it in here. Mine's not great because it's black. This last one's from the Aldrich family. They're saying the idea for Ricky and Randy, getting baked with Ricky and Randy. We could, but we... Damn. We already do getting cooked where we get baked and then we cook, so... Maybe we could take some different things here.

I don't know, man. Edibles, weed infused, baked goods. But the thing is, usually when you, like you nailed it, you said this earlier, Jacob, when people get too fucked up, they just shut down and they just become fucking mush. Yeah, there's definitely a sweet spot. Exactly. So if we're sitting around with ding dong, you know how much he likes to smoke.

This family's huge fans, so thank you, Aldrich family. It's not going to happen. We're not going to sit around and hang around with Randy, get baked all fucking day. Well, I have to fucking get baked and cook with him, So we'll do... Okay, you know what? We are going to do some more of that. And I'm going to be there to help.

I'm going to assist these guys in doing that. You're not fucking taking over, though. I might have to make things... Take it up a notch. Is that his? Is all we have? It's all we got through it. Okay, cool.

Well, I got a couple of other stories. There's this one guy who's facing... I don't know if this is... I don't know if this is fair, man. He's facing up to eight years in jail. You know what he did? calling pizza pizzas like hundreds of pizzas ordering them and getting them sent to other people fuck we used to do that a lot put hits on people all the fucking law we we ordered i mean this guy's up to

ordering like 300 pizzas a night i mean the other thing we did was that fucking was it gregko had 30 minutes or it's free yeah we'd call and got to every 4 30 minutes we'd shut off all the lights and say nope no wasn't us we earned us and if it was three and it was three years it was three and it was three 31 minutes free. Because we are in Grecoville. That's just smart. A lot of people don't...

Eight fucking years? Are you kidding me? For prank pizza? A fucking years. I mean, this guy seriously had some... Where the fuck is it? Can't be...

Not his first offense. No way. Oh, that's true. Maybe it's not his first offense. He said other pizza crimes. No, I think he's just a fucking lunatic. I think he's just got mental issues. He tried to order three...

Send three out of pizzas up. The thing is, he was not. stop. He was ordering from a bunch of different pizza restaurants. I mean, that would annoy the fuck of the people, especially if you were one of the pizza. You know where this happened? Poland. They don't fuck around in Poland, man. No.

They don't. Is pizza big in Poland? Must be. They love pizza in Poland. I heard we've got a lot of fans in Poland. We do have, there's a lot of people that will watch Trailup Party boys in Poland. I'd like to go to Poland, but I will not be ordering. You know what?

They don't, they're a country that just, they keep to themselves, right? They don't let anybody in. You live there. You live there. You live there. Sweden and Norway, too. Yeah. That's the way.

And they don't give out money to other countries and shit. They're like, you know what? This is our money. We're going to put it into our country. So that's basically what they're doing. So I don't know. It's not fucking, I mean, it's not rocket

plans. It's kind of makes sense. Well, yeah. Look at us. The people that do pay taxes in this country, it's fucked up, man. People are, like, broke. Groceries are expensive.

That's why you get people steep. groceries, gas, it's all fucked. Brent. Fuck. All right, there's another fucking story here. This is a sad one. This poor little motherfucker. He's 16 years old.

And he's just constantly in pain. But the only way and the way for him to get, you know, to live normally without being in a pain is live in a fucking pond. What do you mean living a pond? He's in a pond. He's in a pond, man. Like he's just a human duck? He's like a duck. Like his bed's in the?

pond? He doesn't have a bed. He just sits there. He's got his treats. I'll show you, ma'am. Does it have to be a pond or can it be water? No, well, it's water and I'm thinking... Must be special kind of pond. I'm thinking this poor fucker doesn't have a bathtub because, I mean, somebody get this guy a bathtub. Oh, yeah. He's in a fucking pond and he's got his treats. Or like a pool. No, that's a pool. But again, I don't think... What the fuck is wrong with him? He's got this condition that when he gets owed into the air and... shit. It just, he's in pain. There's a word for it.

A pond. Fucking saves The pond soothes his aching body. Oh, you got to do what you got to do, I guess. You got to live in a fucking pond to be comfortable, living a pond. There must be a different Yeah, like a pool or... Yeah, I'm going to tell you where

this guy lives in India, okay? There's not many fucking... West Bengal India. I don't think there's many places that has fucking pools and shit there. Or baths. Well, let's... I fucking send him an inflatable pool. You know what? Let's do it.

But then again, water. I mean, there's some places that still don't have plumbing. Even if you fill the fucking thing with the pond water. Okay. You'd be a little more comfortable.

Ickbel. His name is Iqbel Sheik. Yeah. Dude, if we can send you a fucking inflatable pool, we're gonna, you shouldn't have to live in a pond, man. And you have this pool,

you're gonna have a little night table next to it where you can put your candies and shit. I wouldn't be able to live in a pond. I mean, too fucking nerves. man, you can... Leaches and all that other shit. Yeah, but he gets out of this pond. Nibble at your bag. Wait, maybe because he can, he can pee in the pond. He can't pee

in a pool. I mean, he can't. I never even thought about him pissing out of a pool. I didn't either, but if he can never get out of the water. Couldn't he wear, like, a wet suit that's just wet? Boys, you're not, you're talking to, like, a country that has probably fucking nothing. The boy, the poor kid is in a fucking pawn. There's got to be a better solution. Yeah.

Boy, I'm looking, okay, here's, There's one solution and I'm gonna throw this out there. Someone stop fucking feeding him so much shit. Like he's got fucking big bag of candy, another thing of candies. Get the guy on some- Maybe an apple or- Get some apples in him, some rice or some potatoes or something. Poor fuck.

He's probably filled with inflammation. And he's got probably things like are crawling up his ass that are just making- for sure. Oh, God. Damn, there's like parasites that go up your dick in some places. There's parasites that do go up your dick. So you know what? Not only is this guy going to grow up...

He's going to grow up in a fucking pond, guys. He's not... This... No one's going to help him. That's sad, man. If I live there, I'd help him. Me too. I'd get him the fuck out of the pond one way or another.

He's had healers coming in, man. He's gone to the hospital. He's done everything. The pond is what works for him. Damn. Well, poor fucker, but I guess if he's out of pain in the pond, then... Is he just hot? It's like, it's really...

He must get... Hot over there. He must have... I like you even cool. Really wrinkly skin, wouldn't he? He's got, yeah. You know what else? The poor guy, he's probably,

there's a good chance he's never going to get banged either. I don't know. Pawn banging. Well, there could be some pawn bagging, hopefully. All right, dude, you got to, I don't know what to tell you. We're going to try to send you a fucking inflatable pool. I don't know how you know a little bit about over there. You've been there, right?

It's your job to get him an inflatable fucking pool, Jacob. I'm pretty sure there's not, Bank of Deshi. kind of thing we can nice check it out all right we're gonna get to the bottom this hang tight the pool I mean the pond dude

well send him on you need a pool with like a recliner in it or something so he's comfortable you got a bag of apples some fucking some more fruits and shit you can't sleep standing up in a pond can you no dude you can't I think he can float right

yeah but a chair would be better he could be on a chair yeah poor fuck all right we gotta go yeah I know you got a buzz on hard.

There's a weird fucking thing to end on. I know, man. It's a sad story. Now I'm fucking depressed. All right. Iqbal. Cheers, brutal. All right, guys, thanks for coming along.

Yeah. Nice to see you. World Travelers. Take those with you. Get these fucking things out of here. This is, no, you don't even understand. Look, look this. It's like, it's like.

Those are a bit thin, those chips. You want to get the, when you, like, what does that look like? They're soggy now. You don't want? The hummus is really pretty sticky, eh? Did a good job on that. Go feed these to Randy.

I'm done with those things. Yeah, they're still good. All right, everybody, cheers. Keep writing into us. We'll fucking talk to you guys through this way, I guess, for now, till we figure out. Cheers. Cheers, guys.

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