Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 14 - Car Wash Boys

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket f**kery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?

New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now. off the fucking handle here and just start making decisions, bubs. I can't. When it comes to Trailer Prep Boys Plus, I'm the go-to guy. I'm so high right now. Who made you the fucking go-to? I've always been the go-to fucking guy.

I'm so high, it doesn't matter. Okay. Is my buzz on creating new colors in your shirt? It is, Ricky, because it's a solid shirt. So any new colors that you're seeing are being generated inside your mind. And I don't like your fucking tone. Well, I'm just saying, bubs. Like you got, okay.

What is this? Fight! Fight! Fight, fight, fight! It's not, no, we're gonna, this is business. I told you, the trailer park boys plus people, the camera fellas, they came to me, this is a show, Car Wash Wars, and I green lit it.

Yeah, I didn't even get to see it, though. I don't care. I guess you shouldn't have went to fucking jail then, and you could have been parted to the police. What if it's shitty, then people come at me and say, hey, what's the shit? They're not going to come at you. It's local people, and they worked hard at it,

And I'm trying to support local talent. Local's good. Buy local. Buy local. It's good. And there's no AI. They went out and shot it and, you know, and whatever. I don't care.

You don't get to make the decisions. You fucking heard it. It's called Tar Wash Wars and it's going to be on. And if you guys don't like it, it's his fucking fault. No, I don't give a fuck. Support and local. He does see, I give a fuck. He doesn't get it.

I do give a fuck, but not everybody's... Use your words by... Guess what, Julian? Not everybody's going to like it, but not everybody's going to. to not like it. Not everybody likes you either. Not everybody likes you. Well. You want to get into hurting people's feelings?

No, but you're trying to hurt my feelings and I'm not going to take it. I'm not gonna take it. No, I ain't gonna take it. Bubbles ain't gonna take it anymore. So what the fuck is the deal anyway? Did I see it? Ricky? Did I see it?

No, you haven't seen it? Put it on the... Can I see it? Yes, put it on the thing. What are you putting on? We're not gonna sit here and watch a... It's the trailer. Oh, the trailer.

Oh, the trailer. Put it on, Ricky. Oh, I thought you meant put it on the table. It should be a fucking... Turn on the TV and put it in the PS3. This is going to be a test. This is going to be a major test for me right now. This is a test of comedy right here, guys.

And... Just put... You know how to do it, Ricky. You're on autopilot. He's on fucking... I'm big pilot right now. So... The disc goes in the PS2.

PS2. Anything below. Down the bottom, the PS2. Open the thing, stick the fucking desk in the slot. There you go. Now get out of the fucking way when you get her in there. She's in there, Bobby Boy. Morning!

Hey! Be happy to wash your van for you. My daughter will be happy to keep you entertained. This is a story of the manual car washes of St. John and the tyrannical corporation looking to to destroy them. St. John wants to bounce. You cannot ignore this dull slat.

He's bored and he's got more money than brings. Where's my chaos? What must one do to wreck an insufferable car wash? Get a pie. Gentlemen, a round of alpines. Let this here gun bring peace to St. John right quick. right quick. Oh God!

Oh! I'm stuck! And a second car wash war begins. You're the hard. There. Deal. I did the deal. Things that make you go, hmm.

What did you think, Ricky? Did I see it? Did you see it? You just saw it. You're the hard one. Most people watching this is probably going to be baked over their fucking mind, so it's just It should be up to you.

They're not going to be this baked. Oh, yes, they will. You don't remember that? Maybe I've got the Perkinheimer. The Perkinheim. What the fuck's the Perkinheimer? What the fuck's your memory. Perkinsons?

Alzheimer's. Oh, he combined Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. That would be in the bats a bad one. Perkinheimer. You don't want to get that. You don't want to. Aren't they the same ones? No.

Two different things. Two different things. Both bad. Not good. Perkinheimer is not one you want. Parkenheimer AIDS Jesus That's a triple bang

That would be a bad one Parkenheimer Ceperea Cepamidia All right Jesus Christ So anyway people that can check out that fucking show

It's going to be on TBB Buy local Buy local Buy local Yes So what else Anything else you want to dictate

They're fucking Calling me a dictator now Yeah I'm not You're like that guy. You're like that guy. You're like that guy that tried to take over the world. You like him.

Like Hitler. Oh, no, not him. You almost did. Wasn't there another guy? Dictators? There's been a whole bunch of them. It's all kinds of the man. That's it. And they used to dictate stuff?

That's how that started, that word. Well, they were trying to dictate. Politically dictate. Then all of a sudden, someone's like, fuck you, man. And then shit broke out. They, shit broke out. How did he get so big?

I don't fucking know, man. I'd like to retell history. In a way you could understand it. There's a show called Drunk History, Ricky. Have you never seen that? I should be honest. You should be. Baked out of your fucking mine history.

High history. High and drunk history. Yeah, drunk history exists. And then it's like Will Ferrell and those fellas. And they take a history thing. They get the gas to get shit-faced. They drink like a whole bottle or whatever. And then they tell history in their own words.

And then they film it and act it out with the dialogue. I can fucking crush that show. And they're hammered. Do they get hammered? The person telling the stories is out of their fucking minds. Love it. You've never seen it? No, how many episodes they do?

Oh, a whole bunch. It's a whole series. Wow. Drunk history. You've never seen drunk history. I've heard of it. I've never watched it. If you ever go to the fucking country that makes the good chocolate?

Switzerland? Never been there. Don't speed. Why? Well, actually you can because you're poor. Don't do speed? I'm not really poor, man. Speed down the fucking street.

Why? Cuck-sucker was 27 kilometers an hour over the speed limit. Guess how much was fine was? Thousand bucks? 10 grand. Can't. Are you fucking kidding? $110,000.

$110,000. 110 grand. That's not. You're paying that off of the rest of your life. For 27 kilometers? That is fuck. That's stupidest. That's not fair.

Well, apparently the Switzerland, they based it on, you know, your income, your family fortune. There's smart over there, man. And this cocksucker's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh, fuck you, bud. Give it to them. Still a lot of money for 27 over the speed limit, but I guess. Yeah, but... I ain't got to good idea.

No one's gonna speed, I bet. Well, people do. I would lose my mind. Because if I got pulled over, my ticket would probably be 30 or 40 cents. Why? Well, if they looked in my bank account. Oh, yeah. So, actually, we might be able to go in and speed our cocks off.

We could be, yeah. Like, no. Draw so fast that our tits go flying out the window. Number one, there's no way they'd let us in the fucking country. There's no way. Why not? Because they're pretty strict over there, man. We've got a bit of a criminal rather.

Kiss their ass. Oh, you guys. We've been over there. What are you talking about? Switzerland? No. No. Maybe they'll come on in and eat some more.

Wise man. We could try, man. Hmm. I loved everybody has guns over there too, remember. Oh, I'm fucked. Love that place. Who has guns? Switzerland.

No, they don't? They, everybody has fucking ARs, man. Switzerland? Yes. You have to, you go to fucking, you have to go to military school. for a certain amount of time. People are trained with guns. I think you've got that place mixed up with somewhere else.

You see, that's why there's not much violence because everybody's got a fucking AK or something in the closet. Google it. I think you got it mixed up with it. I'm sure you're not talking about Iraq? Oh, man, it's fucking Switzerland. Switzerland! I don't think they had guns.

They don't even have a fucking military. They have pocket knives. Because it's the people, man. They have pocket knives. Switzerland. Swiss army knife. Are it the Swiss people neutral? Or is that somewhere else?

Yeah, Switzerland is neutral. No, but they have some crazy gun shit. Switzerland, really? Ownership rate, here we go. I don't think so. You're going to be prepared. Switzerland has a relatively high gun ownership fucking rate with us with during, but generally around 28 guns per fucking 100 residents.

So 28. I had no idea. I would not have thinking Switzerland is a... It's not that high. Some suggest there's over 2 million firearms privately owned in Switzerland. That's all fucking lots. Switzerland's not that big of a place. Wow.

Okay, ranging from 200... Some weird fucking noises in here. Yeah, what's going on? Is there a witch in here? A significant portion of gun ownership is linked to Switzerland's long-standing tradition of well-regulated militia. Many Swiss men are required

to keep their firearms after completing military service. That's why there's so many. See, I told you. You don't want to fucking burn over there. That's why you don't see people fucking shooting up schools. But it's very peaceful. Oh, it's peaceful because everybody's got guns

and they don't use them. No, it's not because of that. It's because they eat chocolate and it makes them tired. What? This was an odd one. I'm glad my daughters weren't going to the school in Texas. This man showed up wearing a diaper. wearing a diaper and a pacifier.

These two little girls, he was like, go-go-go-cuck-a. I need a diaper change. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is wrong with people? I don't know, man. And he probably had a big shitload in there, too. Get some help. If you're running around with a fucking diaper and shit on...

If you find yourself approaching a school in a diaper... Yeah. Pacifier in your mouth. Yeah, you should be like... I think they're... Mike did something wrong with me. Yeah, no kidding. Oh, Jesus!

You coat of me and dill! What, pups? I'm holding them up right. All right, I got to get the fuck out of this part. So what happened to him? Did they catch him? Oh, they caught him. The little girls identified him. He got arrested.

All good. It's lucky he didn't get beat. He probably is what he needs. is what he needs. He needs a good beating. Some people like that, and don't kill him, just beat them.

Would you beat him? Yes. Ah? No. I might stuff that diaper down his throat, though. With the poop in it. With everything.

Tasted. He should, you know, they should let the woman loose. This Czech woman, I think she was. The referees, she was at her son's hockey and the referees are calling too many penalties against her son's team.

Oh, fuck, I heard about that. She just fucking snapped. Right onto the ice. Right on the ice. trying to fight the refs and they had to shove her on the ice. That's fucking, that's crazy. Where was this eye? I think it was in a check.

Oh. Oh, Bob, she ate all the fucking chips, man. I'm hungry. Hungry fella, they call. It was like 15 minutes of her on the ice trying to fucking get at these. 15 minutes. And oh man, what a time she was having. All right, this is a fucked up stories.

Now, the robots are getting a little out of control, Bob's. You'll probably say, I think it's a great fucking idea. Oh, my God, I know what you're going to say. And it's fucked. They're now trying to come up with these robots that will actually, it's a pregnancy robot. You can fucking grow a baby in the robot. They grow the baby right in the fucking inside the robot. I don't believe that.

And he walks around, yeah, man. It's got all the fucking nutrients. Start up in China. They're starting it up, man. There's no way that's real. Surrogate robot. What site is this on? This is real, man.

It's not real. It is. No, there's too many elements. many elements to make a fucking baby. It's like an incubator. I don't think robots fucking make a baby. No, man. They don't fuck.

You put like a... No, but I'm saying you can't grow a fucking baby in a goddamn robot. You wouldn't think, but... 14 grand a year, buddy. You got yourself a baby growing in a robot. No, that's bullshit. Too many variables. Okay.

Such as? They can't build a fucking... A fucking uterus. Nurtured in amniotic fucking fluid and supplied with nutrients through a tube connected to the earth. No. It's got a little window so you can watch it grow.

That's right. No. Aquarium. It's okay. That's an artificial fucking womb, man. That's how I'm having my next baby. What do you mean? No. They're coming up with everything, man. No.

Robots are fucking taken over. They got a robot cat. It does the same thing now, too. Makes little kittens. No. They don't. You guys are on fake websites. That website was probably made by an AI robot going. Watch the stupid cock sucker.

This was actually quoted in the Chosan Daily, which is the fucking newspaper over there, man. Oh, that's the newspaper over there, is it? One of them. It's the one. It's the one. You don't have a fucking clue what. I'm just saying, man.

That could be the National Inquirer of China, for all you fucking know. No, it's not, man. Whoa, they get like, whoa. What are you willing about? That's a bit of a, I think I'd like robots, yeah. Robot titties. How are they? They're a good size.

Let me look at this. There's a baby inside there. I mean, this is just prototype. What are you, are you out of your goddamn mind? I'm telling you, man. The baby's made of plastic. Well, it's, it's, it's, what it's gonna look like, man. It's not just the display model.

It's a display model. It's not happening. It's gonna happen, wait and see. It's like being in the Matrix, man. That's what it's like. All these little fucking cords connected to it and shit. It's not big, it's not that far as far as.

Yeah, I'm not like you. C-3PO with a fucking womb. Exactly. You know he wasn't real, though, right, boys? Yeah, but this is. CP 103. He had a red leg. He had a silver leg.

He had a silver leg. According to the history books. All right, here we go. We got another marathon fucker. Oh, my God. That was amazing. That was crazy. What a great story.

First, there was a drunk guy who didn't finish it, he finished it, but didn't do that great. Didn't do very well. This other woman, this is a different story. Sandal wearing an indigenous runner wins ultra-marathon dressed in traditional garments. This lady is in fucking sandals. She got a dress on and she kicked everybody's ass. She won the fucking thing. 63 kilometers she ran.

Holy five miles, bubs. I love that. Seven hours, 34 minutes. I love that. Zero running experience. What's her name? She didn't give a fuck. She just went and did it.

Fucking awesome. Ken DeLaria. You're fucking a good runner. Fucking rock star. Right on. That's amazing. I wish you were my mom. That's a weird thing to say, Ricky.

The stamina, man. It's like superhuman stamina. Your mother had some stamina. Hmm. Your mother had some stamina when it came to a room full of sailors. A room full, wow. That's so fast. pier, so whatever you want to say.

Boatful. I can't believe you're saying that about my mom. I don't even fucking know her. I remember vaguely. All right, we got a pyramid update, Bubbs. Oh, good. Because they're now saying that all the pyramids have the fucking tubes underneath those fucking energy sources or whatever. I don't fucking know. They do, man. They all do.

I talked to a good famous scientist the other day on the phone. He's like, dude. They don't have anything that can penetrate the air that deep, baby. Because it wasn't them, buddy. We're talking people from none of this world or they could have been here or could still be here. No, the ground penetration radar.

He's saying there's nothing currently that could verify that there's these tubes under there because the LIDAR radar is not advanced. What do you think? Yeah, that. I don't know enough about it. I don't either, so I'm not... They're now saying that they got the same shit

under the sphinx now that fucking that get that dude so are these fucking objects just things to hide their shit when they came down to earth well that's what some people are saying they put the fucking pyramids on top of these things to hide them to hide them well there's what you fucking when you're lining her up

to land oh look there's the there's those weird shape there's where I need to be right there I'll just tune into the power source 87 gigawatts of power. There's a lot of people talking about there's some big spacecraft coming for us, man. Good. I don't know what to believe in that.

Well, people are saying that. It's... Did you hear about the one-off Saturn? There's supposed to be some big fucking... Yeah, NASA's saying it's just a rock. Like 2,000 kilometers long or something crazy? It's a rock. Oh, 2,000 kilometers? No, I didn't see that. Yeah, that's pretty fucked. 2,000 kilometers. Yeah, man, it's a big thing you can see. That's a big piece of rock. Now, if something

2,000 kilometers wide hit us. You know what would happen, right? Oh, we're done. It can be a lot smaller than that to finish us, buddy. 2,000 kilometers have probably split the earth and half. It might split it like a jawbreaker. 2,000 kilometers is pretty fucking big. Yeah.

Yeah, if it was 2,000 kilometers wide and it hit us, it's either going right through the earth or it's splitting it in half like a jawbreaker. Like a warhead. Wouldn't 20 kilometers long be bad? 20 kilometers is a fucking civilization. And what about the whole thing? They're saying that there used to be fucking giants

that used to cruise around on Earth. Did they find a giant leg bone yet? I don't know. Oh, good point. They did find a footprint. There's the famous footprint on the side of that mountain. What was it of? A big ass fucking foot.

It'll look like the thing kicked up a bit of dirt from its toes, so it's all like rock now, of course. But it's like... You're just one print. It's put the size of fucking chipper. Shipper. I was just some ancient artist. I could have been.

They had a foot fetish. Why couldn't it have been like Ricky here? Big ass giants. I don't know, man. It could have been an artist making footprints. Back then, just fuck him a people. They did pretty good. Do you guys know the actress Megan Reinhertz?

No. No, I don't need it. What about it? Why? No. bragging about her. Horific diarrhea episode. Okay, what's your last name?

We've got to get a face to this diarrhea. R-E-I-N-E-R. Ryan Dertson? Yeah, man. Got it? Whoa, okay, I don't want to see it. Okay, keep going. I don't want to put the diarrhea to this face.

I know. She's not a bad-looking girl. Okay, keep going. She was on a flight from fucking Portugal. Underview us. Whoa, okay. What's happening now? Let's let her explain.

We got a fucking video of her talking about her diarrhea. Oh, really? Put it up and we'll go. I'm trying to get it going here. It's got 20 million TikTok. That's quite a bit. Is it worth it, though? Is it worth it?

She fucking coated the bathroom. They had to halt the take off and these dudes had to come on in hazmat suits to fucking clean her up. Not good for her oral sex fucking part of her life. Oral sex. She's shit of her. of her mouth?

No, what's, you? No, you doing it on her. You know what I mean? What? She's fissy and shitty pants. You get to give her ass whorl? Well, she, if it's all over the place, it obviously went all over her.

Okay, fair enough. You know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? Yeah, you know, people can, you know, if something like that happens, you shut yourself, you know what I want to do. All right, okay. Give world to you again?

Listen, I don't know, boys. This is a tough one. You shit yourself more times. and she shit herself, I guarantee you. Okay, here's the video. Let's just see what you guys think of this now. Okay. Let's listen.

And if that flight cancellation changed the trajectory. She's very pretty. In a really negative way, I'm so sorry. It was not without pain and suffering. Let me run. She's apologizing. Fucking everybody's flight on. She's described it.

I wake up at 3 a.m. Portugal time. I'm flying from Portugal, well, from Farrow Airport to Lisbon, Lisbon, to Newark, to Indianapolis. Too much, lady. To hopefully make it to the premiere of a film that I worked on. Talk about the show. Okay.

I wake up about 30 minutes from the New York area. Let's speed it up to the... When you're sitting all over the bathroom. I wake up to a disturbance. In my stomach. Deep, deep, deep, deep. Within my bowels. Whoa.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, this is an emergency land, the plane in the water. I just mean like, hmm. I got to use it. Something is brewing. Something is happening. Perculating. That I am not prepared to deal with.

In the next two hours where I have to get through the hour long customs lines. How long is this fucking video, ladies? Holy Jesus. You know the whole drill. And because of who I am as a person, I still don't have TSA project because I, Because I... All right. I don't even have to turn her off.

So she shed herself. Yeah, just get to the shit yourself. Pause. I make it through the custom line. Okay, great. We know you got on the fucking plings. That's where it happened. Well, it's a video, Ricky.

You can't yell at her. If you're taking too long, Dang don't should skip ahead. For anything. She makes it to the gate. With 10 minutes to spare, but only because that flight. got delayed by 10 minutes.

So I said, ooh, I got five minutes to shit. To hopefully go to the bathroom and sort this all out before I get on a green for two hours. Get two videos running here. All right. All right, I get it. You're done.

Oh, that's good. This is going to be bad. I just got to get on this place. Fucking Jesus. Okay. I get on this place. Okay, she gets on the flight. I can't shut her up.

She got on the flight and shit herself. Why do we need to listen to it? We know the end. I'll have to hear to describe that part. Okay, let's see if I can fast forward this part. Agonizing pain. No. In my life.

Okay. I am just. You're done. So she shed herself in the bathroom of the airplane. Yeah. And hazmat specialist has been called in. Okay, well. That's quite a job.

They better be paid well. dealing with that? Oh, they're called shit surgeons. Thanks. Is that like a 300 grand a year kind of thing? No, it's not. It should be. It's called janitor pay. Fuck, that's fucking bullshit. You know janitors deal with that all the time, Ricky. Really? Yes. People shitting all over the place, yeah. You think about the janitors in like public parks and stuff. Do they have a system? Or truck stocks. Truckers shit all over the fucking place. Oh, Daryl, he used to work. at fucking Tim Hortons, someone who went in, took their shit and put paint the walls with their shit. Jesus grace. He had to clean it. They can win them and wage it. Well, Reggie. Fucking

at the fucking Irving, he went in and there was a whole turd on the toilet seat. All right, so people out there, like, enough of this shit. If you're doing that, well, it was some trucker, you know, running almost shitting himself. He got the pants down and just turned around trying to sit, but it shot out and landed on the seat. It's quite a fucking... I mean, you'd think he would have dealt with it, but he just said, fuck it, and I'm out of here. That's a lot of pressure. That's...

It's a lot of pressure, really. It's a lot of pressure. Under pressure, do... Is that what that's about? Yeah, it's about chitting yourself. Oh, I did not know that. Neither did I, till just now. What else are we doing, boys?

I've got a pretty good buzz on now. Have we done much? Do we welcome ourselves? We welcome other people? Well, it's too late to welcome everybody. Now we're almost done, aren't we? I don't know. What is going on?

Are they slamming people around over in South Block C? There's a lot of weird creakiness. Maybe there's a tornado. Well, I could do a little quiz here, guys, if you guys want. All right, little quiz. What kind of a quiz? I'm a quiz master. Can you match the opening line to the TV show quiz? Oh, yeah.

What do you mean opening line? Open in line. We got five minutes. Let's do it. I don't understand. Here we go. I taught a class today. the finest school in Dade County. Two girls have shaved heads and three boys had green hair. Was this in 21 Jump Street, Golden Girls, or Glee?

Glee. I just don't have a fucking clue. Wrong. What was it in? It was in Golden Girls. What? The fuck. Here we go for the next one.

How about a beer, Chief, Archie Bunker's Place. Cheers, it's always sunny in Philadelphia. It's always sunny. How about a beer, Chief? I'm going to say, cheers. Cheers, me too. God damn it's right. Good going, man.

We did great. Here's another one. Are you sure this is a good idea? Supernatural, Eerie Indiana, or Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Buffy. It's Buffy? Look who's the Buffy fan? Nice.

You were pretty confident on that one. That was very, I've never seen... Always the line again? Don't know. It's funny, you know, the kind of stuff that pops into your head while you're trying to work, Miami Vice, Remington Steel, or MacGyver? Sounds like a McGiver thing. It does.

Or we could see fucking Miami Vice. Rammington Steel. Remington? Yeah. Wrong. It was McGiver. Yeah. I'm one for fucking Jesus. Okay. I'll be right here. I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar, didn't it? I'll be right here. I love this movie. This won the Oscar, didn't it?

One Tree Hill, Dawson's Creek or Roswell. I don't have... Dawson's Creek. I didn't understand it weird or what you... Dawson's Creek. I've never watched that show either, man. Good going. Four...

Full swing, mash, or stick. Who? What? Four, F-O-R-E. What were the options? Full swing. That sounds like the one. MASH or stick. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't say full swing. Full swing. Wrong. It was MASH. I was gonna say MASH. You too, man. I loved that.

I did like that. show. This is the way, uh, this is the way that it began that extraordinary fucking night. The Bible. The night he came. Ooh. Alienation or elf or V. Alph. Final answer. Hey. You did good, man. I know elf. That's fucking great man. The plane, the plane. Gilligan's Islands lost or fantasy fucking island. Jesus Christ. That's a top one. Fantasy island. Fantasy. Give me something. F-I. Roger, is that you? Murder, She Wrote, Cagney and Lacey, or Hill Street Blues? Roger, is that you? Murder, she wrote.

Cagney and Lacey, I bet. Are you going murder she wrote? Murder, she wrote, final answer. It's correct. Yeah, Jessica Fletcher. You're fucking good at this. You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded.

That's hard. Nip and tuck, glee, or American Horror Story? American Horror Story. No, that's wrong Why, fuck off No, it was in Yeah, no, it was No, it's wrong

It was on William McKinley High School, High Cheeley I don't fucking know I was not, you're not very good at It was not, it was the second one, whatever it was Okay, immigration, question mark Law and Order, Sanctuary, or Schitt's Creek What?

Law and Order. I think it's Law and Order as well. No, Schitt's Creek. Really? That's a good show. Talk to me, Lady Jay. What do you see from your POV? G.I. Joe, Captain Planet, or Inspector fucking Gadget?

Inspector Gadget. Yeah. No, G.I. Fucking Joe. God damn it. Okay. Zzz. ZZZ. Down a little bit. Down? Okay. Salute your shorts. Hey, dude. Or, uh, Clorce explains at all. I've never seen any of those shows. Hey, dude.

Salute your shorts. whatever that was. They make good shoes, I hear. Oh. Hey, dude. Here's Allie. You should probably be sitting down for this. Is that Smallville, Felicity, or Popular? Smallville. Finally, it's. Wasn't listening. No, Felicity. This is a terrible game. It's fucking horrible, man.

You know what? Forty-two percent, bubs. You roamed it. You roamed it. You roamed it. I'm done, and I'm done. Everybody's viewing experience has been roamed. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Park After Dark. We're now done for the day. Cheers. So you did the welcome and the goodbye.

That's what I did. Welcome, bye bye. Don't forget to watch Car Wash Wars. At the car wash. I forget how it goes. Cars get washed. You should have that tune. Soap and suds.

How much would it cost to get that tune, do you think? Wouldn't be cheap. Working at the car wash. That's it? Okay. All right. Working at the car wash car. Woo.

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