Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 14 - Little Ricky

Episode Date: September 28, 2026

Ricky's a happy, stoned-the-f**k-outta-his-mind guy today - his weed plant is getting all growed up. Get ready for some reefer madness! There's also T-Rex t*ts, the American Airlines stripper, and Sunnyvale's greatest mentors. Plus: Ricky's accidental meat-stealing operation!

Hey, how's it going, man? Well, I wish I was going as good as you, Mr. Happy. I'm fucking stoned out of my mind, guy. I like when the sunlight comes in on the smoke. Yeah, man. It's when you know you're having a good day. It's fucking beautiful. It's, you know what I?

It's really cool, isn't it? Yeah, either means you have a good day or your house's on fire. You can see this. It's magical. Little Ricky's looking good. Starting to. Yeah, man, let's get Little Ricky over here. Starting to flour up a little bit.

So what's going on here, man? You got to get him out in that sunlight. Little Ricky update. So tell the people what's going on here. Little Ricky has finally gone into flower mode. Okay. You can see some buds starting to form. There's some people that don't fucking smoke dope.

You got to, like, point to it and show an example. Zoom in, Chipper. You can see little buds starting to form here. See these little buds? That's going to be a beauty at the top there. This is like the King Kong Jurassic Park Buds. That's going to happen. said you can't

fucking grow a plant mid-July fuck you fuck you you go you know what's a good test here it's sitting here like this you see how close

it is to the light yeah we're gonna see how much it grows it's probably not gonna get much taller hopefully just a lot just like fatter fucking like boom

yeah it's gonna turn into like a like a Randy plant yeah fuck yeah all right hope it makes

money off this oh yeah we're gonna make some fucking nice homemade hash. I know that. You know what? I'm gonna we're gonna roll up one of these joints when it's done. You get it and we're gonna smoke it. Sounds like a plan to me, but. See what the fuck happens to us. See if we get like reaffir madness happens. Remember the reaffer madness days back in the set? I think it was the 70s or something. People were fucking losing that. That was some weird

shit. Saying that marijuana was the same as fucking heroin. Going crazy man. People are like lobotomies and shit, I think. Maybe, I don't, maybe I'm making that, uh. There was lobotomies going on. There was. I don't know when that was. Is that 70s or 60s? No, that was the 50s, I think, man.

60s. Yeah, weird, fucked up. I know when you see them, like the fucking ice pick going into the thing. It was black and white. How the fuck did they think that was a good idea? People were doing it themselves, man. They were taking the fucking thing going, and it goes right in your brain, isn't it?

Right there, and they fucking go like this and that and they mash it out. your eyeball, no thank you. So there's one part of your brain that controls something that makes you get, I don't know. The hippopotamus? You know what? It's something like that. It's close to it. It's close enough.

I'm not going to correct you. Thank you. You're welcome, man. So what do you think? I was just going through some shit and I'm still, I don't know if someone's fucking with me or not. But is there really like, you know, Dyson, the vacuum, they make fans and all that shit. apparently they have a $500 fucking toothbrush that's either out or coming out. A Dyson toothbrush. I'm buying it. I'm stealing it. It's a Dyson camera jet.

A what? It's called a camera jet. A camera jet. Yeah, you can actually look at your phone while you're brushing and it shows you. It's got a can see if you're missing any places or where it can eat. Get the fuck out of here. And I guess it has some water jet shit that flosses while you're brushing. Oh, man. You know what? I don't think I'm going to actually look at the fucking phone while I'm brushing. Maybe. I don't know why I don't know why I would. would. But I like the idea of getting floss as you're brushing. $500 fucking toothbrush. We're, okay.

I bet people we're going to buy the shit out of them, though. We're going to get them. I don't know if you have to order them from Dyson. Because I know there's some things that you can get that if you go on like the Best Buy, they get these things. They're locked up. You can't get into those things, man. What do you mean they're locked up?

They're in a cabinet. You got to get someone to come fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like Canadian tire. Yeah. You know what? They put those locks on those things because of us. You know that, right?

We are probably the cause. Sorry, everybody. Pellate guns were a hard thing. I mean, everybody wanted a pellet gun back in the day. And we stole a lot. And there's a lot of like an arms race. They talk about that. We had our own little arms race going on in Sunnale.

Favorite one ever was just walking right out of, was it Kmart? One of those fucking things with a canoe. Yeah. Walked right at the fucking front door. Nobody said a, you can't do that shit anymore, man. They got fucking people waiting at the door. Walmart.

best thing ever you know what but sometimes the people they get they hire to do the you know watch for shoplifters yeah they don't fucking do their job man they're there to say hi they're not like looking for same as those motherfuckers that i don't know why i call the motherfuckers but the people at costco when you're leaving they got to sign your receipt they're not really checking they're not checking you know what i bet you i'd like to see the course that they have did they think they go to a course they go to like a scumbag course i actually got free fucking meat from costco wow how weeks ago And it wasn't even my fault. Didn't even know I did it.

Bullshit. I swear to fuck. I had a couple steaks. Two stakes here. Two stakes on top. And a bunch of other shit, you know, in your little basket in your car where the kid normally goes. This woman comes up on my launch. She's like, you want me to pre-scan you?

I'm like, you're fucking right. I do. So she pre-scaned my whole cart. Yeah. And I was thinking, fuck, this bill doesn't seem that bad. Mm-hmm. And then I got home. Just for the fuck of it, I'm looking at my receipt.

And, yeah. I only had to pay for two stakes. How many sticks did you have? Four. It's not a huge savings, but I just like to get some free meat and it wasn't my fault. I didn't even feel guilty. I didn't do anything wrong. You should have fucking...

Should I have went back, probably. No, we went back and got more. What are you talking about? You should have walked out of there with four free steaks, not paying for two. What was wrong with you? What was wrong with you? Planning on stealing. Trinity gave me a story.

money she's like here go get some fucking groceries let's have a barbecue tonight and I'm like all right all right you know what next time you go to Costco let me come with you yeah yeah you show me how it's done giving you money there's way more important things you could spend the money on and get the stuff for free at Costco this weighs around it well anyway these people the fucking front door didn't have a fucking clue either that I had oh man you know what I didn't even try to do it I'm on a first name basis with the fucking people at the front door at Costco because you know why they trust me now so you can really fuck i fucking pillaged Costco all

the time man they have they have they don't know what hit them man when i go through there nice so anyway you get money to go to Costco we'll go and get the shit on the list come out with some money boom all right all right you know what you've heard of this fucking this saying don't cry over spilled milk yeah do you know how where that came from No. Why would you cry over spilled milk? It's just a bit of milk. That's exactly why, man. That's the whole thing about it. Like, there's other things that could happen. You don't want to cry over shit that's already happened. No.

You know what I mean? Sometimes shit happens. Just fucking let it go. So where did it come from? I don't know, man. I just, I know what's here. There's a use of, okay, it's got to be back and fucking over in England, man. I see there's a guy here. But imagine you spill your milk. You start bawling your head off. Some people do, man. Some people get fucking beat for spilling milk.

But you know what? This goes back centuries, man. Really? The earliest record of someone saying, Don't cry ever spilled milk, was 1659. I thought milk, like, just came out, like, in our life. Jesus Christ, man. What do you mean came out in our life?

Didn't we invent milk? There's been, fucking... There's been milk forever, man. I bet you there's been fucking tyrantosaurus' wrecks suck it on a tyranosaur's mama tibus. You know what I mean? Teet. It's been a lot, it's been, it's been the fucking food forever, man.

Jesus Christ, there's some plants that even milk. I've never seen a T-Rex with tits. I don't know if they, they might have tittles. Like they might be down under the undercarriage, you know what I mean, how dogs have the... Like a... That's fucking true, man. Milk nuts. No, dogs, when you flip over a mama dog, right?

Yeah. It's got bunch of them, right down. That goes from here, right? down to the old the genie area right yeah six of them is six of them I think so I didn't even know that yeah they're more just nipples I guess so would a tyranosaurus Rex have like nipples and if they did how big would they be I mean I don't know I have to go catch a loser to be at least as big I'd say no you know what tyranosaurus rex nipple I'd say it was that big and they probably had about six of them big on the body and I'd knows what it was made

out of because as you know T-Rex has had big teeth. Do salamanders have nipples? That's a good question, man. We'll have to go catch one. Remember we used to catch salamanders all the time, man? It was just to see the fucking tails come off. Did they come off? They came off, man.

That's weird. At first I thought you were cutting them off and you were something, then that's what, Dahmer, that's what he did. Guarantee you, man. It was an interesting incident on an aircraft. that left Baltimore on its way to Miami. This female passenger, I think she was in 9D,

decided to... She had 9Ds? Completely stripped down, completely naked. What? And then decided to engage in explicit acts, whatever the fuck that means. But I would take it to mean... Tweaking herself.

I'd think so. Like, what else would constitute an explicit act? Did they kick her off, or did she stay the whole flight? They landed. I don't imagine she did very well once... Did they let her finish her? the show or did she get like thrown on the ground? It was a lot of details

and I would like to find out more about it but what possesses somebody to strip down naked and start flea flea freaking I think they number one is probably drugs. Number two very confident. She was very confident.

Oh I don't know. You'd have to be I think to get naked in front of a plain. She's just horny man I don't know what do people do that? They you see these people you see these guys like guys ripping off their clothes and they're getting tased and shit. Is it drugs? It's got to be drugs, man.

What would you do if that was sitting beside you? You know what I would do? I would take off my shirt and I would... No, man, no, no, not what you think. Okay. I would take off my fucking shirt and I would cover her up. Now, whether you'd cover up the bottom half or the top half, I don't know. Or even the back half.

I'd probably put it on her. And hopefully it would go down. Was she a big later? I didn't have sizes. All right. Well, I would, this is extra alerts. I should be able to go like over the... Like a little t-shirt dress.

Yeah. Which is, I think it's really hot when I'm going to do that. You know what I mean? So maybe... So then you're sitting on a plane shirtless. Yeah, but I'm a fucking gentleman. I'd be, you know, I'd probably make the news. Yeah, you probably would.

I'd be on the news saying, hey, you know what? she took her clothes off did it dance maybe I don't know if she put things somewhere I don't know I don't have enough details So you're hoping by being a gentleman once you land and get in the airport Be a hero

Maybe I just not Whoa What color hair did she have Maybe man who knows It's a simple little She went off the rocker I'd like to find it more

I'd like to see the mug shot I'm sure there has to be one Anybody have a picture of her or know her writing in show maybe see if she's single what? It was a flight

going from Baltimore to Miami. Oh fuck, okay, that can't be heard can't be hard to track her down. And she went to jail.

She got completely undressed not just took her top off her pants. Everything. Yeah. And I don't know if it was in her seat or she went to the bathroom,

came back, fully fucking birthday suit. Does she like pull like a Britney Spears? Does she at least dance around have like a little just said she decided to engage in explicit acts.

Explicit acts. Yeah, I know. I don't like that because it's too general. It gets you thinking, though, doesn't? I mean, there's got to be some things going in places. Oh, all right, so you're thinking. What do you think is an explicit act? Unlike you, maybe the first thing that goes

through my head, she did some kind of sexual act. Explicit? Yeah. That means sexual, right? She's not just shaking her fucking boot. Like, did she? I mean, I guess, That's expensive. I don't want to dwell on this too much, but I think we have to.

No, we don't have to. Well, I don't know. I mean, there's all, you don't got much room because you get the aisle, right? Yeah. So, I mean, if she was smaller, maybe she could get two legs up on the. And I don't know how explicit. Like, are we talking just a little, she was doing some petting? Or leave some hump actions, just, you know, shaking or tweaking or, what are they called, twerking?

Yeah. Maybe a twerk. Is that explicit? Or, you know, something with it, Pringles. canister, I don't know. Pringles canister or fucking old Henry Bar. Yeah. I mean, you can go on forever.

Anyway, if anybody knows her, she's from Baltimore to Miami, I think. We'd like to know what happened to her. I want to know what happened to her. I want to know maybe if she's okay. All right. She's getting the help she needs. If she's single, just any of those details. She's single.

Well, she needs help, man. I'm good at fucking talking to people. Okay. I can help people. Why does she need to be single? Because I'm single. What do you think? Okay. If you're going to help somebody, it might turn into a relationship.

All right, let's go switch gears to... Yes, let's please fucking switch gears. There's Texas Sheriff's Deputy. Did you see this with the deer? No. Oh, my fuck. Was he jacking it? He hits a note that's very fucking high.

For what? He gets his call, as a dead deer on the road, so he pulls up with his cruisers, dash cams roll, and he gets out. And as he's walking over to the deer, the deer fucking... wakes up. It wasn't dead. It was just sleeping, I guess. And he screams with this high-pitched fucking note. I can't hit it, obviously, but it's fucking... Where's the video? I don't have it. But I'm sure we could find it. I'm sure, you know what? Chipper. Chipper can make things to say... He makes this high-pitched scream and then... I got to hear it. I got to hear this

eye... And then he says, it's okay. It's awake or something. It's okay. It's awake. And these are the people upholding the law and protect them. I probably wouldn't scream. I probably would have the same fucking. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. Chipper's going to tell us when. This is, oh my Jesus.

Is he laughing? Yeah, it's nothing. Oh, my God, let's go right for the beginning. I can't even get up that off. No, man. No, no, dude. No. No.

No. No. I mean, he does have a pretty high voice, I guess. No, man, that's not the reaction you should have. This is a guy supposed to take down criminals, man. It's a big... The thing looks like it's a baby, man. It's not even a big deer.

Look, look, that it's so cute. No, no, no, no. Hate to say it. Okay, yep, I'll just send it. We're good. That guy needs to be fired. You need some kind of dismissal from your job. I'm sure he's going to take a bit of heat from his fellow officers. I would, I couldn't look at that guy ever again as a serious police officer.

And then the only other thing that was fucked up that I found was, there was a human skull dropped off at Michigan Goodwill. Goodwill. What did it get? This woman fucking dropped it off. She had sunglasses on, dark clothes, dark hair, some streaks or some shit. She jumped off a bunch of clothes. It was wrapped in a fucking shirt, so they didn't realize it.

at first. But they did some research. There was no visible damage, but they definitely figured it's not a teaching or medical specimen. So now they sent it to the fucking FBI in Quantico to see what they can find out. All right. Here's a question for you. If you and I were out in the woods

like, you know, hunting or looking for a stash that was hidden or something, you know what I mean? Yeah. And we had dug up something and we found a skull. What would you do? Like it's there. There's no body to it. It's just a head. I think you got to turn it in, don't you?

Would you pick it up, though? Would you clean it off? I don't think I'd want to touch it, I think. See, I'd want to touch it, I think. I'd want to see if there's like a body attached to it, maybe. But it's just gone. I mean, I would do some other digging around, but... I mean, yeah, you gotta call that shit.

It could be a murder. But do you? You don't have to. The thing is, we've got a pretty big criminal record. A lot of criminal history, right? Yeah, but they're going to be... We're not innocent. We're, like, we're handing over.

his skull, we did it. I think you're, if you don't call it in, you're more troubling, right? Yeah. You can bring it home and set it on this fucking shelf up here. Oh, man. Now, we're not going to take it home. We're just going to bury it again. Who's going to find it? Yeah, I don't know, man. I'm on the fence

on that one. It depends on if you're small. I definitely wouldn't drop it off at the fucking goodwill. No, man. That's just dumb. But, you know, now you wonder, like, does she know? Does she do it? Right. A lot of questions. I mean, you don't got to look like us. to be a murderer, you know what I mean?

Maybe she's like, I killed this fucking person years ago and he still haven't caught me, for fuck's sakes. I'm gonna have to drop the skull off of the goodwill and keep them fucking excited. Fucking crazy. Yeah, that's pretty crazy shit, man. All right, let's, should we do some drunk and dumb? Let's do some drunk and dumb.

And then maybe we'll talk about other shit out of the way. All right, let's see who's the fucking late drunk of the week. All right, you drunk. I like these ones. Oh yeah, this guy's got a good buzz on. Oh, he's got no balance. Whoa, whoa. Oh, man, that was just like one of the most gradual falls.

Yeah, that was... That was... That was like slow motion. That was slow motion. He almost, almost saved himself. If you slowed down a bit more and put a little bit of music on back there, it would have been, like, hold. First, it looks like he was just dancing. He looks like he's fucking hurt, too.

He's got his ass crack coat. That wasn't a necessary chipper. All right, we got stairs. Okay. Okay, here we go. This person coming up, trying to come up the stairs. Oh no, yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh, no, no. This is not gonna show up. This is not gonna go out. Are you fucking kidding here now? You cannot. Sarah, come on. Come on. Cora.

You can do it. Fucked. Get up here with your, what does she hold your hand? He sounds pretty fucked up, too. Oh, yeah. She might have a . Okay, so she's drunk and very hot. very high. She's got no fucking balance at all.

I didn't take your socks up. You know what? This is another good thing. Reason why it's good to live in a trailer. She's taking her socks off. That might give her some grip. You've never experienced stairs like this before. You could have run that person. I would not want to deal with stairs. My front step is fucking bad enough when I'm hammered. Yeah. You guys have stairs in your house. No, man. Fuck stairs. Your stairs would be covered in vomit, blood.

I know. There's no payoff, but that's it. Oh, okay. Fuck, okay. Just a carpet, face plant. Yeah. Oh, Jesus, what the hell is this? The fuck is going on here now.

That looks like shit. Oh, dude. He's covered. Oh, my God. What the fuck. Get off the drugs might. What the fuck? What did he say at the end?

Are you fucking each other in the ass? Well, you're fucking each other in the ass. Now, look, look, look close. they come into the bath. All right. What the fuck? What is he doing? So look.

Yeah. It's a fucking flower pot. They're in there. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's not shit everywhere. It's fucking, it's soil. They soiled themselves, like, literally. I think they might have been holding the door open with it or something.

Get off the drugs. Oh. Oh, Jesus. Christ. All right. Wow. There's at least three men there. no shirts on. Like what the fuck's going

is that, it's not a bar, obviously. It's like a pool. I don't know what the fuck is going on there. Like a hotel. Like a hotel, like who's, if it is a pool, who's getting not fucking banged up? I don't even know what the fuck to say about that. All right, this is going to be a good one. Now we're dumbed.

That was the end of the drunks. I think fucking number one with that gradual fall, I guess. At least that was liquor for sure. Sarah was just fucked. No great day on. She's like that every day. slept on the steps, probably. And then these fucking shit covered the soil.

So it's just soil all over his face and everything? Yeah, yeah. I hope. Fuck. But how did, they must have been using the toilet water from looks at other buddy. There's a whole story. What was going through their mind? What did they think they were doing?

He was definitely smearing it on each other. He was smearing it and they were probably using toilet water mixed with the soil. Buddy covered himself up. Jesus Christ. Maybe they were going to make it go to some drugs involved there. So I think the first dude is definitely our... Let's give it to the fucking... Laytee drunk of the week.

I love that gradual fall. Good going, bud. Now, let's see you, but these dummies. Is that nachos? Oh, this a pizza. This guy is not... Oh, you dumb motherfucker. Oh, you stupid.

Oh, no. Okay. That guy was fucking completely dumb. Like, how can you... He's got mitts on, too. So he's... I don't know. He gets a puff of it.

Oh, you stupid. Oh, you fuck. How do you fuck up that bad? Drugs, man. That guy was definitely on something. Oh, that is a bad fuck up. Okay, this is going to be dumb. What is going on here?

He's going to make a rooster tail, I bet. Watch. Is that his motorcycle? That's his motorcycle. In a pool? Or buy a pool? He's going to give it some gas and fucking spray somebody, I bet. Watch.

Yeah? You stupid fuck. Why would you think that's a good idea? Because he's dumb. Now your motorcycle's in the fucking pool, dummy. This is going to be tough to fucking decide. They're all dumb, man. Got it.

I mean... That's a scooter. What happened? He faced it, man. He hit the curve. You can't land on your face any more harder than that. You know what I mean? Right on the face. Didn't have his hands down to absorb the impact.

A little bit. Can you hear his head? I guess it's dumb, but... All he had to do was go six inches to the left and he would get right up the rampart. He just fucking missed. He's dumb. All right, that's...

Jesus, man, I don't know. That's an unbelievable amount of stupidity right there in the last five months. I mean, can we have a three-way tie? I don't know, but... It's... Definitely between pizza guy and that... fucking motorcycle dick. Yeah.

Jesus, I don't know, man. Don't know, man. I mean, the guy, the bike's probably gonna be okay. He didn't probably ruin it. It's not saltwater. Yeah, unless there's a saltwater pool, maybe. I'm sure it wasn't great for it.

It wasn't good. You can take, you can fix it. I don't know, they're all fucking stupid. I'd say three-way tie. I think we might have to for the first time ever. Congratulations. All three of you are the fucking dumby of the week. Dumb.

dumb, dumb, dumb. Wow. But the motorist, like, I'm going to go get my motorcycle and put the rear wheel in the pool and spray people. Like, are you fucking kidding me? That's fucking dumb, man. He was showing off. I bet you he had some chicks there and there's like, look at this, ladies. And then, you know, you drop a pizza.

Okay, deal with it. Why would you turn around, slip on the pizza? And not, how many people... Land on the oven door, knocked the whole fucking oven over. I mean, you've knocked your oven over quite a few times in your life. But you were really hot. Yeah, maybe that guy wasn't, though. Back then, maybe you're a lot, excuse me, simpler than you are now.

You know what I mean? You're smarter now? You know what I mean? I don't know if I do. Okay, yeah, well, it's basically. I compliment it, yeah. No, okay, thanks. But there is dumb people.

You know what? There's a story about these people over a conspiracy theorist, like, group. Yeah. That popped up over in England somewhere. Traffic lights. Yeah. Okay? They got a serious fucking problem with traffic.

lights. Oh, yeah? They think that there's something inside of these lights that they're, they think they're actually assault weapons. You know, a little guy comes on. You can walk. Oh, my God. You're like, holy fuck, that thing is staring right at me. It's fucking up my brain somehow. So these crazy fucks are going around and cutting the wires inside of the street lights because I think they're fucking zapping them. Wow, that's got to be some kind of fucked up. Is it true, though? Maybe they're right. Who knows, man? No, they're not fucking right. Well, they're fucking government's just starting to leak UFO shit, man.

The fucking technology those guys have up there. Yeah, I'm not far. Around us, wherever the fuck they are. I don't know, man. Maybe I'm too hard to be talking about this shit. Oh, we got some fucking fan shit. Oh, lovely. Brian says, hey, if you want to remove rust from metal,

use a 50-50 mix of vinegar and water. Goddammer, Brian! Should we try it? Not today, but... What Brian is it? Let me see. Brian, who? Okay, no, it's not another... There's that Brian guy. There's the guy that fucking... He's on TV

that fixes shit. McGuire? Bomber? Brian? No, not the other one. Oh, bum? Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking resort. Hey, I talk to that guy every now and then. He's a fucking... He knows what he's doing. Talk to him. Talk to him. I got a crush on him, don't you? I don't got a crush on him? You probably got a crush on his wife.

No, man. I just thought, you know, I just started talking to him. I was like, I was asking. because I shaved my head. I was like, dude, how's it going up there? On his head? Yeah, he's got a shaved head. I'm aware. So I was just saying, how you make it open? Because I got a hard time with it, all right? All right. So he's a good friend. He's like, he's helping me out. With your head. Yeah. He's like saying, fuck everybody, basically. Okay. So maybe he can come out with whatever the fuck we were talking about, the 50-50 thing. We're going to actually, you know what? We're going to fucking try that. I want to see a 50-50,

into water and vinegar. I want to see eat away some rust. Let's do it. Because the Coca-Cola thing that I've heard since it was about this stall, didn't fuck them. Not even a little bit, man. It will dissolve meat, apparently, but I don't know. Meat? I guess Coca-Cola, if you put some meat in it, it'll take care of it.

Bye-bye. Shit, man. That's more bullshit. It could be. I don't know. You know what Coca-Cola is good for? Mix. That's it. This is from Anthony. He says there's a Sunnyvale, California, and a Sunnyvale, Texas that would love a visit. Here's the thought.

You could smoke at the last five to ten minutes of the episode. I'll join in. You know what? I guess that's not a bad idea because I never get too fucked up. It's over. Oh, and he's got some mama jokes.

Your mom is so fat, she has rebarr in her mattress for support. Your mom is so ugly, the only person who whistles at her is herself. Your mom is so hairy. Bigfoot hunts her. How old is this person?

Your mom is so dumb, she believes the government should own everything. What? Okay. This is either someone who's like under the age of 10 or someone that's over the age of 70. That's my guess. And then he says loves you all.

Blazer. Good try, whoever you are, senior citizen or young child that just throw those out of us. Okay. You rode in. That's all that matters. You're good. This is from Jessica Jess.

Yeah. From Brockton, Mass. It's a long one. So I don't know if you want to skim through that one. Well, is it that one? Yeah, you can skimmer while I'm looking at some of these others, I guess. Salutations, boys. All right.

Suggestions for a few ideas to present on. Okay. Okay. Oh. Put a hurt warning. Spin. Oh, hurt warming. Spin.

All right. This is from. I get paid through social media. Okay. get into that what this person grew up in a single parent home that worked all the time lacking a good mentor took me well to figure out no i have good thing going was wondering if you guys if we had a guy you looked up to at the trailer park that mentored you and helped keep you out of big time trouble yeah man there's been a few in my life yeah mrs peterson she always

helped me out yeah mrs peterson you know what i hate it breaking levi man levi i was levi that was going to get into That was my biggest mentor. He was a smart motherfucker. He was. Any time there was an issue? Levi. He kept me out of a lot of trouble, Levi. Well, he was the only one that seemed to care.

Yeah, man. You come and say, boys, what the fuck are you doing? Like, you need an education. You've got to stop being dicks. But I think Mrs. Peterson was probably the number one because you don't want to... The thing is, when she would say to you, hey, you're disappointed me by what you're doing here.

That would hit me, man. You don't want to be disappointed people that you'd Also, recently heard someone mention a feel-good story that counters all the bad stories in the world. Any feel-good stories out there? You must have some feel-good stories. Feel-good stories, me. Yeah, man. Fuck, man.

I don't know. Yeah, sometimes, you know what? Sometimes people write in and they need a, they need, like, you know what? There's this one girl. She just got her boyfriend, dumped her, right? And it was her whole life, this guy. She sent a picture of him and her, and I was like, you know, know what, this guy's a fucking dick.

Don't listen. Go off on your own. You can do much better than this guy. Fuck them. You don't need this guy to make you happy. So it's just like that. You know, I give a little bit of advice out like that. Relationship advice. Not that I'm a professional, but I don't know when someone's being a

fucking asshole, do you? This is from Steve. He's saying, I think it would be amazing if you watch random scenes from TPB series and just talked about what you remember about it or something crazy happened on set, stuff like that, okay? That would be a good one. We've talked about that.

People absolutely love the behind the scenes shit. Also, I always wondered why you never made more episodes of the old stuff like getting learned. Randy's Reach, Dear Julian, we've watched every episode of all those shows more than once. Would kill for more. All right. You know what? If you want some more Dare Julians, I'll give you some advice because I'm getting smarter. This guy went to New York City two weeks ago to see Rush and Madison Square Gardens.

So the show was absolutely amazing. but every time I looked at Alice, I just kept pitching him in Sunnyvale Correctional Facility or him wearing Ricky's clothing. I heard the fucking new Russ show is insane. Really? I need to go. Okay, so they got the new drummer. What's her name?

It'll come to me. She's German. Oh, oh, it's like a Star Wars name, isn't it? Annika. Okay. Isn't it? That's Anika. It sounds about right, yeah.

Okay, she could be... I guess she's fucking unbelievable. And there's another guy. Isn't there I saw a picture of a fourth person? Which I've never seen before in Russia. It's always been three. It is always three. So what's the fourth person?

There has been rumors that Alex has been prostituting himself out a little bit on tour as well. I don't know. They have a day off. Where are they at now? What part of the world? Don't know. Well, if he's over in Europe, maybe he's prostituting a little bit. I can't see him prostituting in North America.

Seriously. But what I'm thinking, if there's a fourth person in the band, I'm not sure. Maybe it's because Gettie's fucking, he's playing the keyboards, playing the bass, singing. That's a tough one, man, as you go. older. Maybe he's got a fucking bass player. This is from Nurse Tina. Don't know. Somebody correct me. Again. Just wanted to express much gratitude

for my previous email being read on the pad about aging and shit and wondering if there will be any more drinks with the boys' opportunities in the foreseeable future. Yes, hopefully. I don't know when, but yes. We have talked about it. It's a Jason question. Okay.

I'm looking at this Jessica one that's long. She wants to play. I'd like to meet this. nurse. What does she say again? What do you mean? She said that I aged like fine wine in the last email. All right. Now for Pat ideas, favorite places you have traveled to, okay?

Loved Amsterdam. Amstead. Christianity. They're fucking right. Great organic treats there. Love you all to the end. Yeah, fucking Amsterdam. Christianity. Christianity. I was fucking remember that. I was like a goddamn buddy. I was like Elvis.

You were, you weren't like Elvis. You were like Jesus, man. You were like a god over there. Fucking people just run up, hand of me hash coins. I was like, I need to fucking move here. You know what? If we live there, I don't know. Is it still open?

Did the fucking government shut it down? I heard it got shut down, then I heard it reopened, so I don't fucking know exactly. Love that place. Oh, man. Through our fellow people of Christianity. Fucking right. We love you guys.

Cheers. So you got this next one from Finland? What is it? I don't know. Is that what you're doing? Oh, is it? No, man. Isn't me dressed up as lady?

Oh, man. I'm from Finland. You may know that we Finns love sauna. Yes, we do know that. Sana's like the church here because there is a sauna in almost every building in this country. Everywhere. Everywhere, man. You go to the sauna at least once a week, like some people go to a church or just be quiet and enjoy.

Well, I can say I don't go to a church because sauna is my place to be. You can't be naked in a church and enjoy a beer. No, probably you could. Oh, man. So in Finland, they're going to go to a church. the sonnas that boys are stripping down. My questions after the fucking stupid intro is, what is your

opinion about sauna and have you ever been in sauna? You visit here once, but you didn't make it to the sauna. I like how I was saying, have you ever been in sauna? It's like, it's going to be in a sauna? I've been in a sauna. I built one. I didn't know that. I built one in my

closet. Yeah, man. I have been in a not in Finland. When we went to Finland, we didn't really have a ton of time. We didn't fucking get to hang out with Teakinen, though. which was awesome. Tiki! You're the best, bud. One thing about Phelan, they are lacking in the drugs.

Remember that? We couldn't find anything. It wasn't, yeah. And you were asking every, hey, who's got some hash? Who's got some weed? People were just like, eh? What? They thought you were like a fucking asshole, man.

What the fuck is going on here now? What? The alternate series where Ricky and Julian is Randy and Leahy. Wow. So we've got... Oh, that's you in there. I guess that's... Yeah.

Oh, geez. Jesus, man. You're Indianapolis Jones. Hey, you know what? I think I could pull off the Indianapolis Jones. I guess I'm the big... Except for banging the bumblebee. That's not going to happen.

You look pretty good in a fedora, man. You look good with a fucking bee head on, man. All right. I guess we look good. Let's celebrate. Celebrate. Well, yeah, sauna. Sona's good for you.

People should be doing the sanna. Sona and cold plunge, which I'm not a fan of. I think the sauna is even better. I've done a cold plunge just by jumping in the Atlantic Ocean. Yeah. That's not fucking great. Well, because you're jumping in the Halifax Harbor, which is probably not a good fucking idea.

They say that it's cleaned up because the sewer used to go in there. I don't fucking do. It's 85 degrees outside. You jump in the ocean. It's kind of like a cold plunge. Here, because the ocean's only what, fucking 70? It's not super warm. I'd say it's even colder than that, man.

Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure either, man. Go for a little John. Let's go, you know what? We should go fucking get some tire. tubes and go hop in the Lawrence Town Beach. Tired? Oh, tire tubes.

I was going to say tires don't float. You could die, but it's fucking great, man. It's a good time, good rush. All right, enough of this shit. Good. What the fuck? Okay, there's another bizarre beauty trend going on. Oh, fuck.

Which is fucking driving me crazy, man. Okay, men trim in their eyelashes to look more masculine. Eye lashes. Like things on your fucking eye. That things right on your eyelids. Those things. What do you mean? You're trimming them?

Trim them right off. Buzz, gone. Why would you look more masculine? You just look fucked. I think you'd look fucked. That's the thing. Like, who's saying you look more masculine? You don't get fucking hard.

Women are. God love them. And I do love them a lot. Yeah. The fake ones? Well, those are fucked. Looks like you got a big fucking giant spider hanging out of your eyes. Ladies.

Guys don't like that shit. They don't like the big crazy ones. No, it looks fucking stupid. They're fucking stupid. But I've had women come up and go, Oh my God, you have such nice eyelashes. What are you talking about? Who gives a fuck?

Like, really? Do they think that we noticed their eyelashes? We do when there's a big spider hanging off them, but if they don't have any eyelashes, I wouldn't even notice. Ladies, you're doing it for the other ladies, because the only ladies, just like when you've got a nice pair of shoes on, I'm not looking at the fucking shoes. All the shit they do is for the ladies.

It's not for us, because we don't give a fuck. And that's the thing. We're over in England wearing sneakers. We look like scumbags. Yeah. Because people wear their shoes, man. They wear the nice fucking, they're uncomfortable. But then remember we went to that fucking concert, that big band, cold, cold ass.

Cold play. Yeah. And all the women are in the T-shirt dresses and they're all carrying their shoes because they had these big heels and their feet. We didn't get in. We were drinking outside and the odor parts of O2. We could hear them. That was it.

Fucking Jesus. Why don't we go to that, man? I'm not a huge fan, but even good. We're going to go to the liquor store. We got to go right now. You know what? It says it, but... Let's turn these fucking things off and go.

Let's do something productive. It's nice out. I've got to take Little Rickie back inside. Right on. Okay, everybody. Keep sending shit into us. We like the ideas. We're going to get into Jessica's idea maybe.

I've got to read it over this. I'll make them too long, okay? Split them up a bit, maybe even like... I don't know. Make it easier to read for us if you can. Am I asking too much? No. Okay.

We're not asking too much. All right. Love you guys. Cheers. All right, if you get any ideas or bullshit or comments or whatever for us, like segment ideas, write us at padstuff at trailer prepboys.com. And if you're fucking dumb, that's P-A-D-S-U-F-F at trailer prep boys.com.