Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 16 - Park Over Dark

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

While the edibles kick in, the Boys are wondering: what really is a start? And did Ricky and Randy go see a movie and eat popcorn out of Randy's lap? We talk bee stings, hash-sniffing dogs, ghost-jacking, and why you shouldn't airdrop nudes to your pilot! Also: a toast to Pat Stay.

We have stirred. Have we? Yeah, let's fucking start. I'm stirring it. What constitutes a start? Taking a bunch of edibles, sitting down and beginning to talk. But where is the start point? What exists before it and after it? Before it is the prep time, where Ricky writes down a few things.

I got a few things here to teach people, and we're on edibles. That's the start. That's the prep? The prep. That's the pre-start. Then how long is the start? Is it an instant? Yes. Right out of the gates like Seahorse.

Seabiscuit. Seahorse. Seabiscuit. Seabiscuit. We're off. So the existence of the moment of start is only... Holy fuck, Bones. What's the moment of start?

Is it one fraction of time? So really there's only pre-start and post-start. There's no start. There is when we say start. So how long is that? Welcome to the PAD. That's the start. Fucking starting off kind of weird.

POD, isn't it? POD. Park on dark? Park over dark. That's how I. Fucking starting off kind of weird. P.O.D. is it? P.O.D. Park on dark? Park over dark. That's how I like my eggs. Park over dark. Jesus. I like my eggs park over dark.

You are a fucked up person today, Bubbies. Bubbies? Bubbly, wubbly. Bubbies. Bubbalua. Bubblicious. Bubbalua. Bubblicious. Bubbalula. All right, nice to meet you.

Bubbles Bubbalua. Bubbly Bubbly. All right, so we started. So now what? Did we, though? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Did we go past the point of starting this?

I can't deal with this shit today. I just, listen. It's too deep. It's way too deep, man. The deep. You're doing like John Lennon shit to us right now, aren't ya? The deep, isn't that what they used to call your mother?

No, it's the abyss. The deep. The abyss is what they called your mama. No, the deep. It's just never ending darkness and just order. Darkness, imprisoning me. All that I see. Absolute horror. I cannot live.

I cannot die. Trapped in myself. Body in my holding cell. Did you say horror? Yeah. That's in the lyrics? I didn't know that, man. Not whore.

Horror. Oh, I thought you said whore. No. No, it's not about your mother. Absolute horror. I cannot live. No, it's darkness imprisoning me all to see. Absolute horror.

Like horror. Horror. He's trapped in his body with his mind. I don't know what the fuck the lyrics are. I just thought you said horror, man. I didn't know. You've seen the video. Yeah, but I've always been banged up. Every time I've watched that video,

fucked out of my mind. I don't know what's going on in a minute. All right. It's not hard to figure out. There's a guy with no arms and no legs sending out an SOS. Sending out an SOS. Sending out an SOS. The police, huh?

Yeah, I knew that one. The police and Metallica. That would be a good mashup. It would be. Maybe they should switch and like, Metallica should do police songs one concert and police should do Metallica songs. That would be decent. That would be fucked up, wouldn't it? Sending out an S.O.S.

Sending out an S.O.S. Roxanne? What would that sound like? Roxanne. You don't have to put on the red light. Walking on the moon. Giant steps are what you take. Walking on the moon.

That's good, man. You're good, bubs. Yeah. I don't know how good it would sound. I could do that all day. The thing is, let's hear the police singing Metallica songs. How do you do that? Nothing else. Sanitarium. Sting.

You'd have to have a higher voice. Sanitarium. I'm in the police. Stuart Copeland on the drums. Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters nothing else matters I'm sting okay what about this

the police doing a rush mashup imagine fucking what the fuck drugs are you guys on lots of edibles Jesus Christ these are the chocolate ones man and they're fucking awesome the chocolate ones I'm kind of liking the chocolate ones why man, and they're fucking awesome. The chocolate ones? I'm kind of liking the chocolate ones.

They're good. Why am I the normal one today? That's not good. We took the fucking gummies. We took the chocolate. They kind of went into the system a little bit better, I guess. I don't know. And we took them rectally.

Yeah, well, I would do it. Did you take yours rectally? Yeah, didn't you? No, man. I did put mine under my tongue, not in my ass. Oh, I just put mine on my thumb and went. A suppository? Yeah, man. I did put mine under my tongue, not in my ass. Oh, I just put mine on my thumb and went... A suppository? Yeah.

Did you wash your fingers? No, I didn't. Fuck, Bob, stop doing that to me. I didn't take it rectally, for fuck's sake. I heard the ass is a good way to do drugs. I'm not sticking chocolates up my arse, Ricky. Why not? Why wouldn't you? Well, because it's an exit point.

Do you think Randy puts them in disaster? I don't think about what goes in Randy's arse. Yeah, me too. Stevie Ray Nicks used to do blow up there, didn't she? Who? Stevie Ray Nicks. Stevie Ray Nicks. Stevie Ray Nicks.

She was a great singer, Ricky. You got Stevie Ray Vaughan and Stevie Nicks jammed into one person there, Ricky. Stevie Nicks. One of them was having rails shot up her anus. I think a lot of people fucking do that, man. Not just her. Stevie Ray Nicks. Oh, you can go your own way Woo!

I know what you did there, man. That was nice. Stevie Ray Vaughan singing Stevie Nicks songs. You're good at the mashup, bud. Yeah. Mashup king. Mashed potatoes. One of my favorites.

Did you ever have mashed potatoes? With, uh... You know what a good mashup is? Mashed potatoes, mashed turnips. Mashed together into a mashup. I like carrot and turnip better than potato and turnip. You know what I fucking like, boys? And this is an easy one.

You take mashed potatoes, you put chunks of chicken in it, some corn. Not feeling it. Throw it in a fucking waffle iron, slap some butter on it. Yeah, it's called shepherd's pie. It's like, but it's like a waffle fucking potato thing.

Try it. Try it. Do you have a waffle maker here? Probably. It's probably covered in hash though. I don't think I made hash with a waffle maker. You probably heated it up on there. Okay, what about chicken potato with weed butter added to it in a waffle iron? That's what I'm talking about.

What about peanut M&Ms, Doritos, mashed potatoes, corn hamburger gravy, melt it into a sugar cone. Did you do acid this morning? No. Mushrooms? No, I don't think. Do you serve these things warm

or are they like cold, like ice cream? Parts of it are warm and parts of it are freezing. You get a hot, cold one shot. I don't think that'd be good, Pops. Hot, cold one shot. Maybe Ricky can make it with Randy and his little fucking fancy show he's doing. His little cooking show. Yeah, how's that going, Ricky?

Other than the Randy part, it's going pretty good, I think. I heard that you have become quite a good friend of Randy's now. Not true. People around the park are saying you guys are like best buds. It's actually making me hate him even more. You know he's been calling you easy lover. All right, park are saying you guys are like best buds. It's actually making me hate him even more. You know he's been calling you easy lover. Alright, tell me this.

Did you go to the new Top Gun Maverick with Randy the other day? A little afternoon matinee. What? He did. Can we talk about something else? Did you go to Top Gun with Randy? He did. And he was supposed to go with us. You were supposed to go with me!

And me. You guys didn't offer to pay and he did. What did you have to do for the tickets? Well, I'll probably find that out down the road. Yeah, you're gonna have to jack him off. Little Randy Handy. Little Randy Handy. Little Randy Handy for the old maverick. There's no Handy Randys.

Hope the movie was worth it. Handy Randy. You owe him now. It wasn't a bad movie, I gotta say. Is that what the show was gonna beys. Handy Randy, Handy Randy, you owe him now. It wasn't a bad movie, I've got to say. Is that what the show was going to be called, Handy Randy? Handy Randy. He's a handy. He's something.

I'm still kind of mad at him because after the movie, we shot an episode, and the fucker tricked me. And I did almost like 1,000 milligrams of THC, and I was... 1,000? I thought I was going to die. That's a full gram. 1,000 milligrams is a lot, boss. You've done that many times, haven't you? All right, you know what?

No. If I do over 100, I get like... I'm like this. You ate a gram of hash. I've done a couple hundred. I've never done 1,000. You ate a gram of hash. I've done a couple hundred. I've never done a thousand. You ate a gram of hash many times. Is that not the same thing?

No, it's the same. You've done 500 before. So a gram of pure THC? Yeah. That does seem like a lot, I suppose. That's a bit. That's a lot, man. It didn't make you feel like it.

A lot of people do 20, 30, 150. I like to do five. I'm going'm gonna full transparency five milligrams is just nice for me i do like a thousand 60s good for me 60 is a good buzz on over 100 that is not so good because what a half hour that's like not good so 600 times i know what he had these little fucking drinks and he said that they were, I forget what he said they were,

but they were double or more. He had to add a zero. So what did you guys do when you were all fucked up together? We made something. Made something?

We made, I think it was egg rolls and they were fucking good too. I think anything would be good if you're on a thousand milligrams

of Gigi. You could eat a fucking cardboard sandwich and it would be good if you're on a thousand milligrams of GG. You could eat a fucking cardboard sandwich. And it would be delicious. Alright, well I can't wait to see your little cooking show. Hopefully that'll be out soon. That'll be nice. You and your buddy. It's not my buddy. There's no handy or handy. It's your fucking buddy, man. You've been hanging out with him more than you've been hanging out with us.

It's because you guys are always busy. What was that for? Huh? You just did a crow noise or something. I didn't. Okay, I thought you did. This would fucking suck.

This fucking tree trimmer in Ohio, he's just come out of a coma now. He got fucked over her. He was trimming a tree, cut through a bee's nest. He got stung over 20,000 fucking times.

20,000 fucking times. Yeah, his mom was there, and it looked like he was covered with a black blanket. Couldn't even see him. Stingers hanging out. Killer bees. And he ate like 30 of the fuckers, too. So he got stung down his throat and stung in his guts.

Oh. He should have been chewing. 20 fucking thousand times. He's not thinking about chewing at that point. I would be. Did you ever get a stinger in your throat? Fucking put him in a coma, man. It was bad.

He was in a coma. Oh, yeah. He gets stuck 20,000 times. You think of the amount of times. Because each stinger has a little pumper sack on it with poison in it. You go, ding, ding, ding, ding. You ever see it?

When one's in you, you can still see it pumping. Yes, it's it with poison in it. You go... You ever see it? When one's in you, you can still see it pumping. Yes, it's pumping the poison in. Do you imagine 20,000 of those little sacks are not in it. He said he looked and felt like a porcupine

because they left the stingers in him, right? Yeah. 20,000 fucking stingers. You'd have to take one of those, like, flea combs they have at the vet

and just comb the stingers right out of yourself. Even off your bag? One of them somehow got... Why are you obsessed with how many stingers you have in this bag? If there's one place you don't want to be stung, it's down there in 20,000... One of them somehow got right into his piss hole, I guess. Oh, you see...

No, I made that part up. That's too much, Ricky. It must have. It could have happened. You'd have to have a dime-sized piss hole. It would suck to have stingers in your shaft. Or if you're not chopped, inside, like a, you know, that's not good. Inside where? The fucking, the foreskin area, you know what I mean?

What? I don't know. Why are you thinking about it? Crawling in there. Where, like in the airdvark? Yes, in the aardvark. See, when I read this, all I was like, fuck, poor bastard. I didn't think about foreskins, balls.

I didn't either. Bizarre, everything, man. I didn't have the slightest thought about foreskins. First thing he pictured was bees crawling around in his bag. I didn't visualize it. You should be chewing at them. I'm just thinking about how much it would hurt. Boy, if he had them on his bag,

I'd chew those right off for him. That's basically what you say. So if he didn't get stung on his bag, then it's not that bad? Is that what you're saying? No, it's bad, but that'd be the worst part. Okay. Well, fuck.

Get fucking kneed in the gut. You lose your breath. Get kneed in the balls, you're down. You're fucking down for a while. Yeah. And how long are the stingers? Could they penetrate an actual ball? Into a testicle, yes.

If the balls were hanging right at the skin surface, I would say. Damn right, man. There was probably about fucking 3,000 bees on his nuts. And once one was in there, it would hold the ball close to the surface. Like a moon dart. Yeah. And then you're in for it. And then the aardvark's a whole fucking other story.

So what do they inject in you? Like, could you make baby bees then? He might. When he goes to have kids, he might have a bee baby. He might. So the bees, poison, all that shit, would have transformed the load into DNA. Yes, into bee load.

I smell a movie there somewhere. There's a movie. That's a fucking, that's a horror flick. Bee man. Baby bee. Bee baby. Bee baby. Little bee.

Made from 20,000 bees stinging the dude. Stinging my dad's balls. I was made from 20,000 bees stinging my dad's balls on the front lawn. I bet you if he gets stung again, he won't even feel it. Oh, if he gets stung one time now? He'd be like, pfft like or he's gonna have crazy ptsd where one sting feels like 20 000 yeah yeah poor bastards you would have pstd for sure daytime

wow pt what pstd just let it go. Just moving on, blubs. Paranormal sexually transmitted diseases. PSTD's when you get gonorrhea from a ghost. Paranormal sexually transmitted. Can you imagine if you had the ability to do that? I've heard about that stuff. Paranormal sexually transmitted diseases. I've heard about people having sex with ghosts. Yeah, we talked about it.

Somebody was getting jacked by a ghost every night. Some chick married a ghost. Yeah. But there was a ghost jacking people, remember? Yeah. Got ghost jacked. Hmm. Doesn't sound awful.

I mean... It depends. If you're getting jacked off with a ghost, would you pretend to wake up? Well... Or just pretend to keep sleeping? You might want to know a couple things about the ghost. What if it's Jack the Ripper's ghost? It's a ghost.

What if it's like Hitler? What if Hitler's jerking off? Yeah, it wouldn't be really... It wouldn't be great, but... But would you see him? Oh, so as long as you don't see Hitler, it's fine if he jacks you in your sleep. No, I'm just saying, Bubz...

I don't know, man. I'm too stoned for this kind of a conversation. You should get a T-shirt that says, I got ghost jacked by Hitler. Hitler. Yeah. See how they sell. Probably not great.

So what are your guys' thoughts on this one? There's a school in North Carolina. Kids there age 5 to 13. And the football team and the cheerleading team are trying to raise money. Yeah. So they're selling tickets on an assault rifle. Oh, my fuck. Jesus Christ. What is wrong with people?

Why do they gotta... Why does it have to be that? Why can't it be like a basket full of, like, movie tickets to a movie and some fucking chocolates, maybe? I guess if it's raising money for the kids, though, it's... Yeah, but, Ricky, there's a million

things they could sell that aren't killing machines. It's only a gun. Well, it's just why bother? Why sell a fucking, you know, nice pair of skates? Roller skates. Yeah, roller skates would be nice. High-end roller skates.

Four-wheeler? A four-wheeler. Perfect. Four-wheeler. Alright, we should contact them and say... No, but they're doing everything right. Like, the person that wins has to be at least 21. They got to fill out their paperwork, background checks. Doesn't matter. Yeah, it's not really a good time to do...

Did you ever hear, read the room, Ricky? Read the room, man. What does that mean? Just read it. Just read the room. Where is it? It, man. What does that mean? Just read it. Just read the room. Where is it? It's basically, well, I'll tell you what it says. Not a good idea.

Moving on. That's what the whole book says, the room. Raffle off a fucking four-wheeler. Yes, raffle off a four-wheeler. Raffle off a date with Julian. Oh, God. You want to make some money. Yeah, that'd be a lot of money.

Yeah. Men, Oh, God. You want to make some money. Yeah, that'd be a lot of money. Yeah. Men, women, everybody would be giving their life savings. All right, boys. Why did you have to mention? You know that I would not date a man. Not that it's, you know, it's cool. I don't care if people date whoever, but I don't want to date a man. I didn't say date him.

Yeah, if it was for charity. Even for charity. All right. I said I'd date him. Yeah, if it was for charity. Even for charity. All right. I said I'll date, not you're dating him from now on. Okay. Well, not a date

as well. You wouldn't go for a nice romantic dinner or maybe a movie. To raise money for the kids. Fuck the kids. You selfish bastard. No, no, no, no.

You selfish son of a whore. I will do a lot for the kids, but I'm not fucking going. One night. I am not going on a date with some dude. I'll go on a date with a man. All right.

To raise money for kids. Me too. All right. There'll be extra money made if you do things on the date. Certain things. I don't need to. I would go for a sunset walk on the beach, but that's where I would draw the line, probably. With a man.

Why not? Yes. With charity. Holding hands. I'd hold a man's hand to raise money for the kids. Maybe listen to fucking Arinie Speedwagon. Get Timmy some new teeth. Get little Ronnie a fucking leg brace.

I'll hold a man's hand. Okay. We're going to have the first annual Sunnyvale date with Bubz fucking wrap up. Set it up. For the kids. I don't care if it's men only. You know what we should do? When you go on the date, you should even go to the children's hospital with your man date

and say hi to the kids and see, you know, what you can do for them as well. I'll do that. He can carry me in if he wants. Like his wife. Like in his arms? If he wants to. Would you let him put his fingers up you? For the kids?

I really went through a hole in the left. Well, I'm just saying, you would do anything for the kids. No, I didn't say that. Would you give finger blasts for the kids? I really went to a hole in the left. Well, I'm just saying, you would do anything for the kids. No, I didn't say that. Would you give finger blasts for the kids? No. Why not? Don't be kids. I can raise just as much money and keep my... Whatever. Keep my values.

I'll tell you one thing. If Randy was to win, there'd be all kinds of money flying at you to do all kinds of things for the kids. No, Randy knows better. He knows I wouldn't do it. For the kids. I'd hold Randy's hand. Would you? Yes.

To get little Justin a heart transplant? Yes, I would. You know how many fucking two-year things have been in Randy's hand his entire life? Randy tried to get me to hold his hand at the movies. He said he was scared. At Top Gun? And did you? Why would he be scared of Top Gun?

What's so fucking scary about Top Gun? I didn't think it was scary at all, but that's what he said. What part? What part of the movie? No, no, no, no. Do you remember? It was pretty early on. Probably, you probably need to get old as hell when Tom Cruise had his shirt off playing volleyball. Was he trying to get you to eat some popcorn that was on his lap?

That happened? I don't think that happened. Were you reaching for the popcorn that was on his lap? That happened? I don't think that happened. Were you reaching for the popcorn bucket, Ricky? We did share a popcorn. Mm. Uh-oh. Where was it placed? In between us.

Was it on Randy's lap? For part of the movie. Hmm. No, but it was full. It wasn't going deep. Did you... It wasn't going deep. Did you? It wasn't going deep. Did you grab onto any popcorn that wouldn't come out of the bucket? No.

Okay. If it was going deep, there would have been a little bit of a... Do you remember grabbing any popcorn that was stretchy? Like a hot dog. Like a movie hot dog. That stretched and then snapped back into the bucket. No, I wouldn't know about that. I know what those feel like.

Oh, my fuckery. Well, I guarantee you, even the this doing this, probably fucking did them anyway. Well, yeah. Seismic activity travels through the popcorn and jiggles. Jiggles. So when you're on the top just scooping the popcorn, all that movement is trickling down into the area.

Was he breathing heavy when you were eating the popcorn between his legs? I wasn't really monitoring his breathing. Did you always use your hands, or did you put your face in the bucket at any point? No. Okay, that's good. That's good.

Jesus Christ, boys. Okay, where are we? Did we start? The wheelchair. Remember I was going to use a wheelchair to smuggle different things across international borders? Yes, I do. You can't do it. It was a fucking goddamn...

Somebody tried it in Italy. They're at the airport and a fucking dog sniffed out 13 kilos of cocaine in their wheelchair. What did I tell you? I told you this. You would think that, fuck, if you're in a wheelchair you'd be fucking fine. No, you're more of a target, Ricky. People are fucked. It was cocaine, though, so I wonder if hash would be okay.

They can smell hash. Drug dogs can smell all kinds of drugs, man. Just drugs. Different drugs. They can't smell all of them, can they? Hash is probably fucking the... Ricky, that's one of the stinkiest drugs. And weed.

Weed, yeah. Cocaine doesn't have a smell because nobody can smell it. Because it goes up your nose when you try to smell it. And then you've done it. And then... Rick. Moving on. Well, some of us are going to Amsterdam, bringing back those fucking ten kilos.

Good. There's gotta be a better way. Hockey sticks? You're not gonna fucking start doing international fucking drug dealing. He was gonna try to make the tires of the wheelchair out of hash. And just have them right out in the open. You'll be in jail for a long time. Just thrown out out there. Where?

Just... Where doesn't matter. Out there. I'm just telling you. Certain jails can't be that bad. There's way worse ones in Canada, Ricky. You got it pretty easy here. International drug smuggling, that's... Amsterdam jails Canada, Ricky. You got it pretty easy. International drug smuggling, that's a little less. Amsterdam, you can probably smoke dope and everything.

No. Canada's better than Amsterdam now. Yeah, we'll make a bust in Amsterdam. They're not going to expert-alight me to Canada. Do what to you? What do you call that? Expert-alight? Extra-alight.

Extra-alight. Extra-alition. Extrolite. Extrolition. Something like that. No, you'll be stuck in a deal right here. Expedition. Extradite. Comes from the root word.

Extra and dite. Extra definition. Definition. Do-do-do-do. Do-do-do-do. Ba-ba-da-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-ba-da. Ba-da-ba-ba-hoo. Hoo, hoo, hoo. Did you hear about the Southwest Airlines pilot?

He was going to threaten to cancel people's vacation because everyone on the plane, for some reason, was airdropping him nude photos. Jesus. I'm like... Everyone was dropping... Airdropping them from iPhones Nude photos

Which is From the plane? Like they were taking them on the plane And sending them to I don't know I don't think To the pilot Or was the pilot

Yeah That would have been funny But it You know Is that that bad? Well Ricky If there's a guy Flying a plane

And his phone's going off First of all He shouldn't even have his phone on But if it's going off And it's like oh i'm in 12 f here's my dick then it's going to distract them yeah i wasn't thinking about that can't have that did you see the guy flying the plane around there he stole a plane down in the states he was flying around he called the police and said i'm going to crash it into the Walmart. Oh, yeah, I heard about that, dude.

What happened to him? He ran out of gas and landed in a field and they arrested him. Oh, he didn't crash? He didn't crash and fully crash, but he crash landed,

I believe. Yeah, there was some kid that landed a plane not too long ago. And I was thinking about you because this guy was like, yeah, I fucking not too long ago. And I was thinking about you, because this guy was like, yeah, I fucking fly the flight simulators. And I was like, pilot's fucked. He was drunk.

The pilot was drunk. I fucking pray for the pilot to have a heart attack when I'm on the plane. That's what I was thinking. I was thinking if you were there, you'd be like, get the fuck out of my way, buddy. So when you're flying, you hope the pilot dies. I've, I mean, I don't want him to die, but I would like him to be incapacitated temporarily so that I have to get in the cockpit of the Dreamliner

and fucking land her. This wasn't a Dreamliner. This was like a 5-inch. I could land a fucking Dreamliner. It's not that much bigger than the space shuttle. It's pretty big. Don't they hold like 380 people? Yeah, but it's all the same.

It's just like riding a bike. All right. Vertical airspeed, forward airspeed, ailerons. All the planes have them. Tail. Tail. Once you know how the tail works. Wheels.

Wheels. Gear up, gear down. Pick up the glide slope, ILS approach, runway 26 right. No problem. What if you're on lots of edibles like right now? More focused. More focused? Right. First thing you gotta do if the fucking pilot's incapacitated

and the co-pilot... Throw them out the door. No. You gotta get them out of their seat. You gotta get in. You gotta get your headset on. You gotta establish communication with the tower. Mayday, mayday. This is Bobbles. I am in control of the DreamLock. Not in control like I took it over.

Don't shoot me down. I'm the captain now. Don't shoot me down. I didn't mean I'm in control like I took it over. Don't shoot me down. I'm the captain now. Don't shoot me down. I didn't mean I'm in control like I took it over. The captain had a heart attack and I am a qualified pilot. Certified myself. I am in command. Okay bubs., it's like then they start coaching you. And I wouldn't necessarily take all their advice. Just turn the radio off. I might. I don't know, Bubbs.

They'd be like, you know, I want you to turn right heading three, four, I'd be like, I don't know. I think turn left. Heading, you know, one, two, six might be quicker. Then I can pick up the other glide slope loves Why I'm gonna ramble am I yeah, you're rambling a little too much man. I get excited I know I can't believe September the 9 already Is it September the 9 already? Oh fuck we're gonna have to have a chick party tonight Why Colonel Harlan Sanders got born on September the 9th.

I don't think we like Harlan. He was a dick, wasn't he? I think so. We can still have a chicken party. We'll have Mary Browns. Yes. Fuck you, Colonel. Fuck you, Colonel Sanders. We'll have Mary Browns, best legs in town. I'm in.

Otis Redding got born sitting on the cock of a... What? Was that the lyrics? Sitting on the dock Right Of the bay What were you gonna say? Sitting on the cock of a what? Jesus

I don't know Otis Fucking Otis is turning at about 7,200 RPM in his grave right now. What else? Who else? He didn't live very long. He was only 20 fucking six when he died. What?

Yeah. He was fucking old. That sucks. That's young for doing that. You know who else was young? Buddy Holly. Yeah. Very young.

22. You know, Buddy Holly's whole fucking career spanned 18 months. I know. He wrote all those fucking hits

in 18 months, baby. You're great, Julian. Ooh. What are you saying that to me? You sometimes like to model yourself

after Hugh Grant. I'm not even a fan of that fucking limey. I don't care. You had fucking posters Grant. I'm not even a fan of the fucking Limey. I don't care. You had fucking posters on. I don't have any posters of Hugh Grant. His wife was hot, the one that he divorced or whatever. Elizabeth Hurley?

Yeah. She was gorgeous. Tom Wopat? Yeah. Yeah. Is this his birthday? Yeah. One of the dope boys.

And it says he was a singer. Yeah, Tom Wopat. Is it his birthday? Yeah. One of the Duke boys. And it says he was a singer. Yeah, Tom Wopat. Consider it swung. He's one of the Duke, it's Luke, it's Bo Duke. No, Luke Duke. Luke Duke. And he was on One Life to Live. Didn't know that, I don't think.

Luke Duke? Adam Sandler got born on this day. Was that Tom Wopat or did we have that fucked up? I don't know, man. We could do a Happy Gilmore movie tonight. Why? Sandler's birthday. Adam Sandler.

I'll watch Happy Gilmore tonight. I'll watch Happy Gilmore. Or let's watch Little Nicky. That was a good one, too. One of his more fucked up movies. Yeah, I like that one. And Michael Bublé. The boobs! You guys hung out with him, huh?

I have. Yeah, I met him a couple times. The boobs and the beebs. And the bubs. You know what? Boobs, beebs, and bubs should do a duet. Maybe a triet. A triet.

I'm going to put it out there right now. Bublé, if you're watching this, or the beebs. They're not. I guarantee you they or the Biebs. They're not. I guarantee you they're not. They might be. They got better than me. Somebody might tell them that I said this. I doubt it.

I think we should do boobs, Biebs, and bubs. All right. Let's get it going. We'll do a Christmas song, and we'll raise money for the kids that Julian won't support. Does it all have to go to the fucking kids? We'll give money to the kids that need braces and new shoes and artificial limbs. All the children that Julian neglects. We'll set up a non-profit organization for the kids, okay?

Boobs, Biebs and Bobs. But there is gonna be some expenses along the way, you know what I mean? The Triple B Threats, that's the name of the band trip. All right, I'm in triple B blue blaze bebes get a hold of us and Bob's get a hold of us and we'll do like, you know, What would we do fly me to the moon? That's not a Christmas song. I don't fucking say Merry Christmas at the end of it Fly me to the North Pole. Oh, boys.

We got to do a toast, too. Yes, we do. Yeah, we do. We're going to sign off with the final toast. Toast to our buddy Pat's day. Yes. Horrible fucking nightmare that happened. Yes.

He got killed. Yeah. Last week. Terrible. Fucking awful killed. Yeah. Last week. Terrible. Fucking awful. Fucking awful. So, put her out, boys. One of the best battle rappers of all time from here, from our hometowns. And he's fucking terrible.

Now... It's time to get drunk. But here's my question. What, Bobs? What really is the end? Ah, fucking cunt me!