Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 16 - The Green Bastard, Jelly Roll, And A Meat Bear

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

F**k yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The boys ponder poop protocol and protein chips!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perf Boys Plus. But why don't we have our fucking chips? We have her own, and I had to get those at the dog store. Because you don't have any of the free ones. Because it's been a nightmare dealing with those guys when it comes to the free shit bulbs, okay? So they're going to have another box for us soon. So you got protein chips? Who the fuck wants those?

It's a test. Why aren't you making these? It's a test. You should have your face on those. I'm going to see if it fucking tastes good or not. If it doesn't, we're not selling them. We're not to come up with a good idea. The protein?

Great idea. Fucking protein chips. I was looking into the whole... I don't want to be associated with muscle chips. Protein's good anyway, man. You should eat protein. And I checked out the whole fucking thing. You wanted me to check about putting protein in liquor drinks.

It's not going to happen. Because you'd be ripping people off because the protein gets fucked up because of the liquor, so it doesn't work anyway. God damn it. That's out. These might be a hit, though. People don't want to eat chips when they're working out. Well, let's know. It's all about the bag presentation.

We get Ricky all fucked up, get him to draw some pictures and, you know, different potatoes working out or something. Might work. Just another example of you doing them making a deal where we get fucked. All right. I'm gonna try these. This is the first one. It's a nach-fucking protein. Hmm, what's that?

You know what? These fucking things aren't bad. Not bad, but... Nacho cheese. 18 grams of protein in this little bag. That's pretty fucking good, man. Yeah, you're not making them. We're not making the scent off them.

Hmm? Protein chips. I think I can do better. Lights on here, boys. Are we doing this? Hey, hey, hey, hey, welcome to the park after the dark. Yeah, we're in jail. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

That was very enthusiastic. We don't want to hide the fucking... Yeah, hide the lane. Give me the green ones then. What are these? Those are like a lie. Those are Mexican chili lime or some shit. There's no Mexican part to them, Ricky.

I made that bird out. I was just saying the boys I'd like to come up with maybe a protein chip. If I do, let's fucking... Try them. Don't know what you think. Okay, I'm gonna have a line one. Like a chilling line? Yeah? They're not bad, but the orange ones are better.

Yeah. I'm not even tried that shit, then. I haven't tried them, but I know that it must be better. Okay. Here we are parked after dark. It's after the dark. The light is on upon us. Rumor has it, this could be our last day in jail. So, we're gonna make it a good one, boys. I don't know, man, that fucking fire is still burning.

I know, but I think... Still can't have a campfire, not even allowed in the woods. Like, fuck, man, I don't know. I know, but you know what? There's a story out of Austria, and the fucking boys were looking at it. And it got them thinking about fucking money that it's costing us to keep us in here, so I think we're gonna be gone today. Ricky, you don't hang out in the woods very much anyway.

We still have a fucking bonfire every night in the park. in the park bupps and we can't do that you can't you can't you're not not having bonfires man you're not no you're gonna have a barbecue and that's about it I've had a bonfire every night well you're lucky you didn't get fucking fine man 25 grand baby Jesus don't be dumb I thought you couldn't have it in the woods no man you can't have it anywhere because embers and shit fucking fly up could catch some bullshit is what it is it's bullshit but it you know there is stupid people out there.

There's no embers out of my fire. I have a screen over there. Like, how the fuck are we gonna start a fire? It's stupid. And I have a screen. I put a mesh metal screen over my thing. Doesn't matter, ma'am. No embers.

There's not a single ember. You can't get out. They can't explain that to those dickheads. Well, I'm just telling you, I'm not... They're not listening to you. They'll say, fuck you. Don't care about your... I'm just saying I'm not irresponsible.

They don't give a fuck. I will not create a forest. Anyway, I was saying this fucking story about this guy, he's an inmate over in Austria. Yeah. You have to pay, it's costing taxpayers, 10 times the fucking normal amount, because the guy's so big.

The guy weighs a fucking ton. Okay? You mean to feed him and shit? Moving them around? No, just the cost of moving him around. It needs a bunch of people, because the guy is so big he can't walk. So they got this, they put him on a fucking bed.

breaks the bed so they had to reinforce his bed with welders and shit then they had to take him to another prison where they could put this guy because he was so fucking big and he's going like he's medical treatment every day it's costing like fucking five grand a day for this big guy five grand a day five grand a day jesus christ for that it's a fucking nightmare man it's over a million dollars a year Is that what it is? It's one and a half, isn't it? Holy fuck, man.

See, it would take me a while to figure that one out. I would have to sit and think about it. Like you were. What is it? Yeah, it's 365 times five. Jesus Christ, both. Plus three zeros. See, yeah, good one.

Well, he can do math because he's figuring and I know. I know. What a dealer, buddy? But that, I know, but that. Figuring out grams now. He's got it, man. He's fucking freaks me out, man. That's a lot of money.

You like rain man. I say, set him free. He's like a stone drunk rain man. Yeah. 365 times five plus three zeros, yeah. We still gotta get hammered and go to a fucking casino and see what he can do in there, man. I'm telling you. I'd love to learn how to count cards.

We just gotta find some money that, you know, that we can act disposable income is what they call it, to fucking do it. You like to play the little air guitar? How come you've never gone on the World Championship? World Championships. Because I don't believe in it. I think it's fucked. What is it? The world champions, Canadian.

Is he? Yeah. He's going back to Finland to defend his title. Air Guitar World Championship. 28th edition, 13 countries. You get to play two songs, 30 or 60 seconds each. His name is Zachari, Zachary Iqabad fame. Don't you know that guy?

Nope. Well, the winner gets a flying fin. It's made by this Finnish guitar maker. Real guitar. That's pretty badass. You think you can pull it off? No. I don't even know what they do.

What is it? You judged on fucking finger accuracy or what? The passion, man. But you're not holding on to anything, Ricky. I want to see people playing... In your mind, you are. I want to see people playing the real guitar, not a fucking imaginary. fucking imaginary one.

So you say that, but then you're a huge fan of wrestling, which is like the same kind of thing compared to MMA. That's different. Why? What makes it different? Well, there's real wrestlers in there. You're not in there fucking wrestling with an imaginary person. You should start air wrestling. Air wrestling.

Monty Python did it. Did they? Yeah, they did the thing where he's fighting himself. Wow. I'm just saying it's something like that. It's like, you know, it's real, person like you that likes to play the guitar for real and that is these people that probably don't know i was in a fucking restaurant match what the what do you mean what's

you fight you guys don't know this no man green bastard why made his world fucking debut where frederick and new grunswick for what c w wrestling i fought crude oil wait so you what what do you talk the what i've never heard what the fuck i've never What the fuck happened? You never heard about this. How did this happen? I told you guys. I would have been there, man.

You're in jail, Ricky. We would have got over to see that. You're in jail. We'd have got a day pass. All right, okay, did you win? Was that in the script? You win it. What do you think?

Of course I fucking won. And it's not scripted. I just won with my skills. And fucking air guitar is real. No. That's what I'm saying. There you go. Oh, went up my nose.

No, I got it without, I got it without coughing. Yeah, I made my fucking debut. How'd it feel? Can't believe I missed it. I can't believe you didn't have a heart attack. They were pissed yourself. Well, I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell you about it. Okay.

I almost had a heart attack. I was just about to throw in the towel, standing on the apron. Like, is this for real or is this scripted prior? No, this is for real. Okay. Because all I was supposed to do was hosted. I was just supposed to go out and say, Hey, how's everybody doing?

Welcome to the wrestling. But I got kind of carried away, and I ended up in the match. All right. Me and Rick Owen fought crude oil. Rick Owen? Yeah. He sounds like a big, big time guy, isn't he? He owns the CCW, but you know what he's named after?

What? Right there. There. That's why he's called Rick Owen. Are you serious? Yeah. What does Owen have to do with me? Owen Hart. Owen Hart and Ricky. That's where he combined the names from. What's his real name? Don't know. It doesn't matter. All right. Tony. That was an unexpected topic. All right. Here's another one. Were you wasted when you did this? No, I was not. Okay. I had my full green bastard suit on. Had some gloves I bought. With knuckles on them.

People must have went fucking berserk. They went a bit crazy, Ricky. I'm not gonna lie. There was about... There was a couple thousand there, maybe. A couple thousand. Yeah. Jesus, fuck.

They said they usually only get about 300. But this time they got a couple thousand. There's footage of it. I think the footage is probably online. We could probably go to it right now. How much does it cost to get into this fucking thing to watch? fucking thing to watch. Don't know.

That's the things you need to talk. They're, like, figure out. Don't know. You know, I'll talk to this guy. I'll talk to Rick Owen. Maybe we can do a weekly thing for money. No, you know what? I think that might have been the one and only time.

Because when I say I almost had a heart attack, I'm not joking. All right. We'll bring him one of those defibrillators. What if we had a defibrillator? And he was reaching for me to tag in, and I was all over the rope. And he couldn't reach me. And I thought, if he tags me in, it's a good chance I'm going to die. But I couldn't let down the kids.

Okay, think of it this way, Bubbs. 2,000 people at 20 fucking bucks. Yeah, did you get a commission or something? That's what I'm talking about. Commit. No. We have a defibrillator side stage in case you get the fucking heart thing's going again.

You need a fucking manager. I got bragging rights. Him and I'll manage you. Yeah, you need a manager. You don't need to manage me. Yeah, we do, because you lost to a money man. You remember that time you said you met Justin Beaver? Mm-hmm.

It may not have been him. Really? He's got a doppelganger. Oh, I heard about that. He got on stage and where was it? Las Vegas. I heard about that. He called himself. Justin Bieber doppelganger got on stage and sang some songs out of club in Vegas.

And then they figured out it wasn't actually him. That's fucked up. He had a team with him. Oh. Yeah. His posse. Our client wants to go up. perform the song, Sorry.

And the DJ was like, well, fuck. Can't deny it. Bring it on. Even has seen tats or some bullshit. So if you thought Justin Bieber was in your club, of course you're gonna say, take the stage by it. Later the DJ's like, you know, it was pretty dark in there, which helped.

He said, I just thought he put on some pounds. He's a lot bigger than him. But he had the same tattoos? I guess so. The buddy's a fucking insane. I think so. And then he's got, And then he's got, there was footage of him,

he's going in all these retail stores, but he's got security with him. He pulled it off. We're talking about it. I guess he's from France. French Justin Bieber. Yeah, he performed at ex-guise. If you're rolling around with a posse and you're covered in the same tattoos

and you're pretending to be Justin Bieber, you are nuts. You're a dick. You got some roll. You're a dick. Yeah. And you're out of your fucking mind. Well, you know, and he's a little smart. Now he's banned. Now he's banned from that club forever. Oh, fuck, of course it is.

He made them look stupid. Yeah. Wow, this is fucked up, boys. You do good... I didn't know there was a name for this part of your face. Right here where your mustache is. You know what, you know what it is? Triangle of death.

Where? Right here, where the mustache is. That's the triangle right below your nose to your mouth. Why is it called that? Because if you get punched straight on... No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You get a zit there. this area and you try to fuck a squeeze the thing, you could seriously fucking hurt yourself,

if not die, if it gets infected. What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying, man. That's what they're saying right here. This chick, she went into the butt triangle of death. She had a big zit there. She tried to go at it. Her face swelled up like that, and she was fucked.

It must be just hurt. I don't believe that. Every fucking kid in the fucking world has fucking zip here. I don't think I've had a zit on your lip. I don't think I'd fuck with one around there. I've had fucking zits on my lip. I never almost died. It's, that's what they're saying.

Who hasn't had them all up here? You're fucking coming onto them with the knuckles. Extreme inflammation and facial paralysis is what happened. Never heard of it. They said it's... I used to squeeze them with fucking vice grips, remember? I know, Buzz, right? So you could get under them and I'd have them there and go, ah.

But you disinfected the fucking things, right? No, I didn't. They still had fucking curg grease on them. Well, maybe that's what... Bering grease. This guy was fucking pretty awesome. He got in a high-speed car chase in LA. Yeah.

And he got away from the cops. And the chopper couldn't find, the cops couldn't find him. News chopper was still following him. He stopped for gas. Get some gas. Haven't you? You've done that? It's pretty awesome. Then they caught up with him again? He's like, no.

Goes under an overpass so the police helicopter and the news helicopter can't see him anymore. And he must have somebody coming. somebody come and stop there and pick him up. Gone. They finally got to his car to nowhere to be found. Oh, he got away. They have no idea who he is. When he stopped for gas, he was fully, his face was covered. You've stopped for, I'm sure you, oh no, you went through the drive-thru and got a burger. I did. In a high-speed case. Thinking back, that was probably not one of the best decisions that ever gave me. But I bet you was one of the best fucking burgers you ever had.

Last meal before jail. It tasted fantastic. That's an adrenaline. That's an adrenaline, I don't know if it was just a coincidence where I was really hungry, but that was one of the best burgers from that restaurant. An adrenaline burger. That's what they called your mother, wasn't it? No, that's what they could. There was a part of her body they called an adrenaline burger. Oh.

Different. Oh, God, this is a weird one. What happened, man? A serial butt snuffing bandit. Oh, that guy's, he's been doing his shit lately. He's got busted again. Yeah. What's he doing?

and he fucking crotes down and snips women's butts. He snissed urses, man. He's part of dog. It's a dirty fucking dog. Like, and what's he hoping for? Is he hoping it smells a little shitty? What's he looking for? That's what I want to do.

Is he hoping that he smells bleach? Or is it just that close to the ass that's just turning them on? Like, what is it? Dorphins, ass endorphins? Ferremones, is that a thing? Yeah, it is, man. I think that's what I was trying to say. That's a weird fucking fetish.

Imagine you're just shopping, you're looking at a pair of jeans, and all of a sudden you're here. You turn around, some guy's nose is right in your ass. Was he girls then? Dudes. No, they're just girls. That happens in here a lot, doesn't it? More serious fucking fetishes happen in here, my friend.

What a weird one? What was Buddy's name that was Earth, sniffing, Gary, something? Calhese Crowder. No, I mean the guy in here. Remember Gary with the glasses? LeBrock, Gary LeBrock. Gary LeBrock. He was an nurse sniffer, wasn't it?

Yeah. But he did it in the shower. This was in a Walgreens. Yeah, he did it in a prison shower, so that's not that hard to believe. No, right in the middle of a Walgreens. This guy just couldn't help him stuff. He had to smell her buttocks. And what do you get charged with?

What's what I was kind of... Assniffing. Inappropriate. And... Assniffing. It's the second offense. The bail is like $100,000. He just couldn't handle it.

But what do you get charged with? You're not... You don't physically put your hands on anybody, right? It's a weird one. I don't know. I'm not defending it. I'm just wondering what would they say... What would the charges be?

You're under arrest for... Er sniffing. No, sucks. I don't think it would be, though, Ricky. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck the charges would be. Here's another question. What's he smelling, trying to smell? What's what I'm saying?

Like, what are people, is it like, is he hoping they're gonna smell like ass? I guess he must be. Because most people don't smell like ass. Like, yeah, what if she's freshly showered? Like, and if you're looking at a nice, pretty girl that's nicely dressed, you're like, that's not gonna smell like ass, and that's what I'm looking for? You're not gonna go to her. Is he hoping for his chick that hasn't showered in a few days?

There's a little bit of build-up. Looking for that, yeah. The people that just walked out of a fucking log host in the woods off the grid. That's what he's looking for. He's looking for a negligent wiper. That's what it is, isn't it? How do you?

Man, see. A little cheese. Sounds like someone else might be, uh, thinking about the same thing. Who? You, man. I'm not. I guess...

But that's what he'd be after, wouldn't it? I don't know, man. I don't think he's looking for a... I don't know. I don't think he's looking for a minty fresh. A lot of people wipe their ass and smell it. Who the fuck does that? Do you do that?

No. Yes, you do, man. Did you guys see that? It's another podcast, and they're all talking. And this one guy, they're talking about wiping their arces, or they're talking about taking a shit. And one of the guys, and there's a girl there, they're all talking about it, and one of the guys is like, wait a second, what do you mean?

You shit in the water of the toilet, and they're like, yeah, what are you talking about? He goes, no, you shit in your hand. No, no, man. So it doesn't, and they're like, whoa, and everybody's like, hold the fucking phone. And they find out that this one guy thought it was totally normal, just shit in your hand So that it doesn't splash up on you And then you get rid of it

And then you're in a glove or anything Nope And he thought they were completely fucked For just shitting right in the toilet Where was this? I gotta admit I don't like the splash But it's not gonna shit it's online We'll look it up

I'm not gonna shit in my hand to prevent it And they're just like the other people Or can't believe that he's saying He shits in his hand What happens if he's got like a soupy mess Come on out of there He just shits in his hand. He goes, well, he goes, why?

Why does everybody wash their hands at the sink? Oh, my Jesus Christ. He thought everybody's shit in their hand and then fired it in the toilet. So where did things go wrong with this guy? I don't know. He must have learned it at an early primitive age. If you use a bidet, do you still have to wash your hands?

Yeah. Because if you use a bidet, you still got to dry your hole off, Ricky, your fingers are still roaching around in there. And you gotta touch the buttons and shit. Yeah, I mean, you know, I mean, it's... You probably should, but I don't think it's... Did you see the video? There's another video of a woman from Finland or Norway somewhere,

and she's saying she can't believe that nowhere else in the world uses, like that America and Canada doesn't use bidetes. Yeah. It is a lot. It's pretty amazing, because the way she says it, she goes, if you were walking and you tripped, and you fell face-first into a pile of shit? Would you just wipe it off with a cloth?

You would? Yeah, you're right. Or would you fucking use water and make sure it was clean? No, I've always said that. It is kind of gross compared to a bidet. We're fucking gross people then, really? You probably seem to... When she said it like that, I was like, she's right? Who the fuck if they got shit in there all over their face?

Would they just wipe it off with some fuckers? I've always agree with it. Always. Especially, you know... I'm building one, boys. I'm going to build one with a garden hose on a foot switch. The worst is when you fucking have a shower

and you're out of there for like less than five minutes and you gotta... Shit. Did you want to hot back in? You may as well. But if you had a bidet, it wouldn't be an issue.

I think a bidet... A bidet is really just a shower for your ass. Put one of my trailer. And your other parts. I'm going to build and it should be high pressure so there's nothing left. Community fucking bidet.

You got to be careful with the undercarriage, though. No, I'm going to get a like a good pressure, like a gardener fucking, you know, Big nozzle. As long as it doesn't hit too far forward. I'll fucking, I'll strap that to the bowl somehow.

I'll drill some holes in the bowl and then cock them. Get it aimed. Run the hose down outside, but have a foot switch, you know, connector on the hose, so you just fucking step on it. Full force right in the hole. Wow, boys, I just noticed something on these chips. What? There's mold.

There's four holes in every chip. What? Yeah, man. Give me one. What now? What? What? One, two, three, four.

Put it up to this light. How did you notice that, man? I just, I had to pick it up in front of the screen and it lit up, man. It's like a, it's like a spaceship, champ. It's like a fucking alien chip, man. What do you think of this headline? Why is the four, now that's freaking me out? Me too, and I've been eating them.

Elderly bear attack victim was actually killed by son. Who was? What? Some old guy got killed by a bear. They thought it was a bear, and it turns there it was a son. There was his son, and the son slid his back and slid his face with a knife. I can see how the guy died of blood loss. That happened to me, boys.

I didn't die, but I got hit. See, they thought it was a bear because apparently in this fucking town in Japan, 219 people got attacked in one year by bears. Jeez, fuck. Maybe it's time to move to a different town. Yeah? But, yeah, his fucking son, psycho. They must have a lot of fucking bears there. And why is the son still living at home at 50s?

He's in his 50s. I saw a fucking bear on the weekend. In Fredericton? On the way. Really? You know, I played... Did you know I got up and played with Jelly Roll? No, I didn't know this.

No? I heard that you saw him. I didn't know you fucking play with him. I got up and played the fucking guitar. Jelly Roll asked me to come on stage. How was it? And I saw a bear that night. Right outside the fucking gig.

What was his name? No, Ricky, a bear. A bear from the woods, not a... Well, not a gay man, a gay biker. I saw a bear that night. Just came off the stage with jelly roll, hung out, leaving in the thing. You know, there's people right there. There's fucking, it's a festival.

So there's all kinds of people. He was probably looking there was a bunch of, you know, like porta-potties and garbage cans along when you're leaving the backstage area. And there was a fucking big dirty bear there. I almost shit myself. I thought it was a, you know, I thought somebody put a stuffed one there to scare people or whatever. I was like, oh, look at that.

How big? He's a big cocksucker. I mean. How many pounds? 300? Three hundred. He was a three or four hundred pounder. And he was just standing there and I was like, oh, that's actually not that funny because that could scare.

And then he fucking moved and I almost shit myself. Was he a vegetable bear or a meat bear? He was a meat bear. Fuck. I asked him. When we were driving by. I rolled the window down. Meat bear or vegetable bear? Meat bear. I remember so I saw this fucking big black bear coming out of me. I'm like, fuck off. You don't even eat meat. And he was like, yeah, you're right. Fuck. Black bears don't eat meat. They'll all you to death, though. If you try to fuck their kids.

They're cubs. And you're not fucking, you're fucking one. Who's done that, Ricky? I meant fuck with. All right, back to the fucking. Jelly Roll, as nice as guys what they say. Unreal. Really? You know what? Right, like before the show. Yeah. They have a, he gathers everybody in for a prayer.

Yeah. Like a pre-show prayer, and included me in it. Nice. Well, yeah. He said thanks for. Should you pray? I, you know, I put my head down. Were you praying, though?

I was thanking people. Who? Who were you thinking? All the people. Everybody. I met his producer and this DJ. He's a fucking great guy. Yes, DJ Chill.

Yep. Great to fucking deal. Was he chill? Is that the chill guy? Obviously. The whole band, unbelievable. Nice. Nicest guys. And, you know, I thought, you know, where jelly rolls, he's clean and sober.

I thought, you know, when you go back, usually everybody sits pretty subdued. But jelly rolls in his own dressing room, and the rest of the band are in thurs, and it's not subdued. Really? No. They're pounding. Like the park, remember that back in the day? They're pounding liquor and... They had a real problem with me having one of these around, let me tell you.

They wanted the whole fucking place clean. Clean, it was tough. Well, I assume that's what this would be, because that's what it's like, you know, for, you know. Some people are hardcore, and then there's the fucking real hardcore. You know what I'm saying? It was not like that, believe me. All right, good. Well, you get you on the liquor, did you?

I was heavy on the liquor. Nice. Heavy on the liquor, but when I... Was it a good show? Unbelievable. Cool. Unbelievable shawl. Jelly roll is people love them, people connect to him because he...

So lovable. He's real. He's real. And, you know, he had a fucking, he did not have an easy goal. Yeah. And people are like, you know what? He was down and out and now look at them and it gives them hope that they can do the same thing. Yeah, that's true, man.

So hats off to jelly roll. I'm glad that they can to let him in. They were, there was some controversy. There was a few issues with a few. with them at the border, but they left them in and thank fuck they did because he, uh, he gives people hope. Jelly Roll does. It's good. All right.

Well, let's give a cheers of jelly. Can you say jelly or just jelly roll? Jelly Roll. I didn't call him, I just called him Jelly Roll. I didn't want to call him Jelly or Mr. Roll or. All right, because you got to go fucking go unless you want to stay the night. Spanning. Is it over?

It's over. We're done. This is a fuck around. All right. Let's go for another round. This guy is accusing a pharmacy of invasion of privacy. So they blew him up. He what? They blew him up.

He went in and get some birth control bills for his mistress. Paid for it on the app, except the payment got fucked around. So the phone number on file was his wife's phone number. So they're like, yeah, the payment didn't go through. She said, oh, what are the details of prescription? They're like, well, It's for birth control bills. What a fuck.

Mother fucker. No. Oh, yeah. So his marriage is over and his mistress's marriage is over. And he's trying to sue the shit out of them. I would. Yeah, I think he is. He should.

He doesn't really have much of a case. No, no, no, no. What's he gonna argue? He's saying invasion of privacy, but... Vasion to privacy. I don't think he's got a case. I think he's fucked. I don't think he's got a case.

No. Judge is gonna be like, don't waste my time. You were fucking around. All right, I gotta fuck in. Check this out, Bobbs. This is for you. The first Siamese cat to arrive in America. It was a gift to who. And when was it? What year?

It's from the American consulate in Bangkok. When was it? Say it again. The first Siamese cat to arrive in America. When did that happen? 1878. Jesus fucking Christ, man. You were close. What is it?

1879. Fuck. Was it was to Rutherford. to Rutherford B. Hayes and his wife. I would dispute that. He made it in 78, but he didn't get registered as a Siamese until 79. Got a couple space ones for you. I'm going to dispute that.

True or false, early astronaut toilets were so bad that feces sometimes floated through the space capsule. True. Big time. Yep. Yep, they didn't have the suction hose. Says read the transcript of Apollo 10 mission sometime. They didn't have the suction hose that fully sealed or fully sealed. around your sphincter.

It would also be piss flying around, wouldn't there? Yeah, there'd be pest droplets, getting on your eyes and stuff. Oh, fucking Jesus. True or false? Richard Nixon. Had a speech prepared just a case Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin died on the moon.

100% true. Yeah, just declassified and can now be read online. Yes, you can read it. I read it, and he's, you know, he was gonna say, you know, these guys were fucking heroes. Did you tear up, read? I absolutely teared up reading it, because it was, you know,

That's what he would have said had they died, but they didn't. They made it back. It seems like awful early to prepare a speech like that, so I think they thought they were going to die. Well, it was Ricky. You got to realize how risky and fucking dangerous that mission was. There was a very, very good chance they weren't going to make it. Fuck.

All right, let's mix up a drink. Get the fuck going, do something. All right. Going outside. You know what? I'm getting fucking bored in here. We're going to have to get out. All right, we'll talk about it.

I didn't want to tell you this because I didn't want to get your hopes up and talk to Ronnie. I think you're getting out. Nice. Although, it's dangerous for me to be out. Not being allowed to have a fire, bud. You're not having any fires, Ricky. Tune in next week to see if we do get out or not. Ooh, Cliff Hanger.

That's what that is. That's what they call it in the biz. I've got a little surprise for you when you get out, too. I did a little renovating. Oh, fuck. Nice. In your trailer, Ricky. Oh, fuck.

Needed it. No, no, it's... You weighs... Better not be pink. Why would I make you pink? I don't know, just to annoy me. Because, you know, I didn't like the Barbie movie. Tune in next week.

What a fucking claffhanger. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.