Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 - Gettin' Growed With Ricky

Episode Date: October 19, 2026

Ricky and Julian are back from the Montreal Sports Card Expo, and are all poutined-out! And they've got awesome news about the Toronto Expo in November! There's also news about sky-diving angels, a small town with a big baked potato controversy, and Jacob's camping scare. Plus: Ricky checks out Little Ricky, and shares some fall weed growing tips!

What's going on? If you want to watch the video version of this, go to Trailer Park Boys Plus and subscribe, motherfuckers. What the fuck is going on? Welcome to the park after the dark. How's it going today, man? Was that to me? Are you still fucked up? I think I was looking somewhere. I don't know. Yeah, you know, I'm pretty, I'm a little fucked up still. From Montreal? Yeah, we went to Montreal on the weekend. You know what? One thing about Montreal, they got great fucking hot dogs.

That's a weird, weird one? If they do, man. I'm like, I'm not a hot dog guy, but when I go to Montreal, I eat a fucking hot dog because they're good there. I hate to admit that I had Putin every fucking day. I had, and I shared a bit of the Putin. It's all about the grade. They called sauce, but it's all about the sauce.

The French got the Putin down, man. It's the fucking gravies of craziness. They're so good. The word Putin is kind of fucked up, but it's French. What does it mean? I forget. I don't know. But anyway, the sports cards, we were.

It could mean something is a mess or something, isn't it? We've been going to these goddamn sports card expo as we did, what? Two of them, yeah? Two of them? Three of them. We did one here. Oh, we did one here. We did one in Calgary.

Did one of Calgary? One in Montreal. And we're going to be in Toronto, the first weekend in November. Being an entrepreneur that I am, I've got a lot of shit lined up for Toronto for us to sell. Chris, this is common. Come down to the Sports Card Expo in Toronto because we got a lot of shit that we're going to sell them. That's really cool. It's very like Trillipark-ish kind of

clearance sticks, maybe? Clearance sticks. Nice. Which you can get signed. We'll sign them up, all that shit. Are they really giving out some trading cards? And I've been on the phone with Upper Deck. I like that idea. Upper Deck. You know. Can you imagine this. Picture of you on

a fucking hockey card. Sports whatever you want, a collector card. Yeah. And have like details of you in the back but like fucking shiny shit. People are into it, man. I haven't, I mean, don't collect cards, but people are into it, and there's a lot of fucking money in it.

I'll be like a copium. Pokemon. It's a Pokemon. It's what I said. What's a cop? No, it's not a copie, it's a P with it. It's a P, not a copi. Anyway, so everybody,

you collect fucking cards, come to see us to Toronto. There's going to be another surprise, but. What's her name? No, it's not her name. We're fucking, we're not taking a plane this time.

What? We are driving. They're going to give us a gas expense. They're going to get, hey, listen. It's getting cold this time of you're missing a fucking door. Doesn't matter. We can do it. It's still fucking, it's going to mean November.

We're going to put some coats on, and we're making the fucking trek up to Toronto in the shipmobile. And guess what? We're parking it right inside where we're selling the shit. So you can come out and get fucking pictures taken along. That is pretty cool, I guess. Which used to be my car. So the shitmobile is going to be right on the floor.

Right on the floor. And we're going to sit on and take pictures, do whatever, man. I like it. You can sleep in it. We don't need a hotel because we're sleeping in it. So all these things that were, like flying expenses. Who's paying for the gas? They are.

Okay, perfect. That thing is a pay. They set the tickets to fly. Gas is fucking expensive. You know what's expensive flying? And these guys are flying us up. So we're going to take the money that we would have spent. It's going into your gas tank, buddy.

Okay. And you know what? I'm even going to give you some meal money on the way up. Well, that's very nice of you. You're welcome, man. Tony, what do you got for us? Anything? Oh, fuck. No, you go first.

No, go ahead. I got a great story. You seem to be excited about something. Oh, yeah, I think I know where you're going with this. Do you hear about this? It's just the plane? Buddy was fucking coming in for a cross landing, right? Somewhere, I think it's in the States. He's like in a Cessna, I think a single engine plane. I don't know all the facts because I woke.

I was drunk when I heard this last night on the news. Anyway, buddy's coming in. He doesn't have a parachute. He knows he's going to crash. I think he lost all control, so he said, fuck this. I'm jumping out. You wanted to commit suicide, basically?

I don't know, man. He's thinking some people... Some people jump out. Maybe there's a fucking marsh or something he would have landed in. He thought it was kind of... I mean, if you're going straight down on a plane, that's it, man, you're fucked.

Yeah. Anyway, so this guy's jumping out. By chance, there's two guys skydiving, above them. No way. They see the plane going down. Two guys hop out of the play with plane with parachutes on, go down, grab buddy.

This is like a fucking 007. What's fucking chances of that? I know. Grab them. They landed, but guess what? Here's the fucking, here's the killer right here, man. This is insane fucking luck. The two guys that save them were EMT fucking guys. They were fucking paramedics.

Sounds like it's made up to me. I don't know, man. I don't know if I believe in angels and all that shit, but I think, I think Buddy had an angel right there. there with them or something, man. Imagine your plane stops working right below some skydivers. Yeah, and they come down. And these guys are good enough to come down a fucking leg.

It's almost dangerous shit, I guess. That's like Tom Cruise shit, man. You know what I mean? God damn it, man, that's fucking amazing. I'm shocked. It worked out. My buddy's alive. I don't know anything else about it. Yeah, I'd like to find it more about that. I never heard a fucking thing about it. I heard you talking about it, but I never saw it anywhere. Yeah, and guess what else?

I was fucking head my lap. I fucked up. I was going down some stairs. Came out of my fucking laptop bag. I don't have a laptop anymore, man. So... Yeah, my last one got fucked. You got the shit. You got the shit. You read off. What else? That's all I got. I just remember stories I'm going to tell you for a little while.

Well, I know you're not a parent, so you don't really know fuck all about parenting, but... That's right? What would be your thoughts of this? This Florida mother of four decided to go on a fucking cruise to the Bahamas. and just left her kids at home. Fuck them. How old are they? One of them's only two.

Okay. What's the older ones? They didn't really give ages other than the two-year-old. All right. Number one, if there's a 16-year-old, even 15, even 13's around where you can start like, you know, survival. That's a big responsibility. Four fucking kids for three or four days.

Maybe the kids drove her fucking nuts. And the grandmother said she was supposed to drop them off, but she never. did. So the father fucking went went by and he hears music and some shit come from the hell. He's like, what the fuck? Because he knew she was on a cruise. So he rolls in. Calls the cops. Yeah.

Four kids. How about this? How about the dad knows the mother's away on the fucking cruise? Go get your kids and look after them. Was he a deadbeat dad? What the fuck's wrong with them? I think he may have been going to get the kids. And he went to the grandmothers and she said they never got dropped off or something.

So they just left her and went to check on them. But, baby, she was It's a ballsy move. Maybe she was late to get on a plane or... I get what you're saying. The kids are older and shit. If they're 16... It didn't sound like it was supposed to be

the way it was anyway. The kids... Yeah, it didn't sound like the kids wanted to be left alone. Anyway, she's charged and... Yeah, she's in a bunch of... The two-year-old, I get it. Like, the two-year-old can't do anything

for itself, right? You're fucked. Yeah. But I'm thinking, you know what? I was seven when the old man left. I took care of myself pretty good. until Mrs. Peterson helped me out. But you know what these kids are going to learn? Survival.

Oh, I guess they had no fucking choice. And they're, I mean, how long were they left alone for? Day two days. Well, it was a three-day cruise. So probably four days. But the dad did come by. See? I think after a couple days or something, yeah.

I don't know, man. I think kids need to be put through some of this every down on that. If you got like a 16-year-old in the fucking mix, step up and take care of your fucking brother and sisters. Learn. Yeah, I just, I don't know, man. I think... When I was 16, you get your license, man, you can drive.

You can drive the fucking grocery store. I don't disagree that there are probably people looking after the kids. Steal some bacon, whatever you got to do. Still, against the fucking law. Yeah, it is, man. It's neglect. It's neglect. All right, she...

Okay. Fuck her then. Moving on. Okay. What else you got? This... I only... I would never...

normally have even written this down. Rottled this down. What the fuck? Whatever it was. You wrote it down. But it's just fucked and it's from Nova Scotia. What? This was the headline. Okay. Baked potato

offered as incentive for attendees of Nova Scotia made Info Night. What? A fucking baked potato. Yes. That's what you get if you come to this meeting. But they made it sound like, if you come to this meeting,

you get a baked potato with all of the fixings. Okay, that's more intriguing. What the fuck? A little bit of cheese, sour cream. It's like, hmm, I'm on the fence, but, geez, I haven't had a fucking baked potato with all the fixings in a while. Maybe I should go check out this fucking meeting about medical assistance and dying.

Is that what the meaning was about? It was a main stance for, I guess, yeah. And it was out of church. So there's a lot of controversy. some people are like, well, church shouldn't be having a fucking meeting about assist death anyway. Ah. And then other people are saying, what the fuck?

You're offering a baked potato? That's... Like, it could be at least those shitty sandwiches with no crust or something. Hey, you know what? Again, usually at these fucking get-togethers at churches and shit, you get like squares and fucking donuts and shit that's not good for you? If potatoes are good for you. What fucking event offers a baked potatoes as an incentive to come?

If I went to a fucking meeting at a church and they're talking about assisted desk shit, there was a fucking table full of baked potatoes filled with all the shit. Like bacon and sour cream, cheese, all that shit. Green onion. Maybe a few drinks, a little bar set up.

Or you get another table that has a bunch of fucking squares and goddamn donuts. Not just baked potatoes, though. I know, but that's what I'm saying. If there was two tables, one full of donuts, I'd take the baked potato over the donuts in a second, man. Healthier choice. guess, I guess what they think about it.

It's... Healthy a choice. It's a healthier choice. I'd eat the fuck out of a baked potato with all the fixes. But you know what? It's a healthier choice, especially when you're talking about

assisted death. It's just a weird thing to push... Hey, if you come to this meeting, you gotta get a fucking baked potato. Hey, I'd be there. If I was starving... You know what? Then I'm totally wrong.

I'd be... Man, I guess what they did... Was it an all you can eat baked potato thing? Didn't say anything about all you can eat. I said, baked potato. offered as incentive. I'd be all over it, man.

I'm like, what the fuck is happening? I don't even care about a sister-death shit. I'd be there just to get the baked potatoes. If that story went around, where people would be like, what in the fuck is up with Nova Scotia in their meetings? They're healthier.

Healthier choices, man. I don't know how healthy a fucking baked potato. Well, no, you put the sour cream and all that shit. Cheese and all that shit is. All right, do you know whether you can put the fixes on yourself? That's a game changer for me. Well, normally what says with all the facts, Fixins, I think, yeah, their fixings would sit there and you would do what you, what you like with them, I guess.

I don't know. It's better than to shoot a shit. Maybe we'll have to go to the fucking meeting. When is it? We should. When is it? I am curious. You know what?

I'd like to fucking hear what everybody has to say about this assist death. We may have to be a health care worker. I'm not sure what the stipulations are. Fuck. But I wouldn't mind finding out about medical assistance and dying. All right. We're crashing the fucking church and getting a baked potato and talking about people. being assisted to die. They better be fucking good baked potatoes too, cooked perfectly.

Hey, where is it at? I hope they're the big russets or a nice... What part are we talking about? I'll tell you. It's out of church and fucking, I don't know. Like Hammond's Plains area, I think, somewhere right there. There's not many potatoes out that way. If it was down the valley or something maybe or, you know, a truerre away. I don't know. We'll check it out. We'll get back to you guys and tell you what the fucking baked potatoes was like in the conversation. Now, the other thing I have, do you know where St. Vincent is? That's a church, isn't it?

No, it's a fucking island in the Caribbean. Oh, fuck, okay. Down near Venezuela, so, but there's, fuck, now I can't remember the name of the other islands. It's this group of small, tiny little fucking islands. Right. And St. Vincent's one of them. Okay. But there's a name for the other ones, and now I'm just fucking pulling a blank.

But anyways, but the Puerto Rico's down there. That's a fucking island. It's just one name for all these other little small islands. Not the Maldives. That's over another part of the one. It would come to me at some point. Anyway, police, there was this fucking yacht sailing through there. The Grenadines?

The Grenadines. I think that's them. Yeah, man, because you know what? Greenadines is something. St. Vincent and the Grenadines. Apparently, it's fucking beautiful. It's near Venezuela, I think. I guess it's amazing.

Anyway, the police busted this yacht. The engine broke down, fucking drifted ashore. Turns out there was hundreds of pounds of cocaine on the boat. But they unloaded it to get the engine fixed, but then the fucking police got tipped off. So they busted these five or six dudes. Well, I didn't know if there were dudes. Five or six people.

Most likely. On this fucking sailing yacht with hundreds of pounds of cocaine. I think there was 95 kilos. Jesus Christ. Took them all of the police station. And then silent. for a week. So the public's like, well, what the fuck is going on?

Mm-hmm. And then, so finally, the police commissioner or chief, whatever the fuck is, he's like, you know what? We let them go. We didn't have enough evidence. Like, I mean you have enough evidence? 95 fucking kilos of cocaine. That's quite a bit of evidence.

And he's like, well, about that. So I guess the cocaine has also gone missing. It's like, like, like, We need to start conducting business down there. You know what? These cops are dumber than George Green. No, but you know what? Or they're smart.

It's fucked. It's best to stay out of fucking anything that has to do with someone fucking, you know. I did say his law. Hawn around 95 keys of Coke. So what do you think? Do you think they got paid off? Oh, they got paid off, man. The cartel shut up and said, boys, we will fucking kill every one of you unless this goes away.

They're going to kill your whole. They're going to kill the entire police force. I guess the small islands probably not used to dealing with cartels and shit. They're used to fucking hanging out in the sun, having a good time drinking. It sounds like they're easily intimidated. So I don't know if there's any kind of business we could do down in that area. But the car, you know what? I'm pretty good at boats and shit and getting around on a boat.

Don't know if I want to be dealing with the cartel. Oh, I didn't say the cartel. I'm just saying... The cops? Yeah. Fuck, though. I'm not too. dealing with cops, man. You don't know what's going on there. You know what? The problem is,

you're usually good with dealing with cops, but there's a language barrier we're talking to here, but could we grow down there, I wonder? Oh, we could definitely grow down there. But then again, you could be growing in someone's territory that might not like it. I wonder if that's where grenadine comes from. Grenadies, it's good. If you like a fruity drink, tropical drink, throw a bit of grenadine in. Do they have grenadine trees in the Grenadine Islands, I wonder? You know, no. Melt them like maple syrup. What, the red fucking liquid syrupy shit? Yeah.

Oh, man. You know what it is? And when I, on a date or something and I mixing up some drinks out in the sun, whatever. My girl, I'll mix up a grenadine. You throw the grenadine, it kind of like floats in it. Yeah. Because it doesn't go to the, does it sink or does it fucking swim? Is it sink or swim?

I don't know. Does it stay at the top of the drink or does it's a layer, man. I think it goes down. It goes down. It's fucking cool. Tequila sunrises. I don't, yeah, man. I don't drink that shit, but...

Fucking delish. But if you do have a date, if you want to get fancy, mix up a drink with Grand Dien in it, man. I found it a little sweet, but tequila sunrise is a nice breakfast drink. It's a good breakfast drink, man. Oh, little Ricky's coming together.

Let's get Ricky over here, man. People want to see what the fuck's going on with our buddy. Well, we can. It's getting big, bud. Fuck, yeah. See? Look at that little. Delicious.

That's a beauty. She's looking like she's about... People said it couldn't be done. Fuck those people. They got done. All right. You know what? Let's talk about Ricky later.

Because I want to get into some fucking videos. People say I should have harvested him by now? They're incorrect. Well, we're going to... You know what? We're going to test your knowledge in a little bit, but... I look forward to it. We're going to do that in the main set of today

because this is a professional podcast, pad, or whatever you want to fucking call. I will say something up front. What? I may have got a little too baked. earlier and I forgot to print off the emails from fans. What do you mean? Oh, fuck. No, no, no. Yeah. That's a part I like. I fucked up. I know. It's a good part.

It's my favorite part. It only means we'll have double next time. Listening to the people, man. I get it. That's what I like. I get it. Answer questions. All right, but first, we're going to get into drunk of the week. Before that, we need to put out a request. We need some people to send in high videos because there's not a lot out there. Yeah, you know, Chippers having a hard time finding high videos because they fucking block a lot of the high.

You put too high into the fucking social media search things that they flag it. And some of the social media platforms are they like, oh, you can't show people smoking dough. Show people fucking chugging liquor, but you can't show them smoking. It's bullshit. It's like a help fucking video.

Especially you can in it when it's fucking legal. All right. All right. Watch Drunk of the Week? Is that getting too worked up? I apologize. No problem, man. All right, we're going to find out who the lady he drunk of the week is.

What do we got? Whoa. It's just out, is he? Is that a chick? Is that a girl, a guy? I can't. Oh, it hard, man. Okay, look at that. She's nice of her.

Poking her. That's not a dude, is it? Look at her eye. They're a fucking past out. Her. Are they passed out or just... Oh, yeah, she's past out, man. Oh, she's back.

She's got her knee up, I think, right? No. out of shoulder. Apparently your dude just left her here. A dude just left her here. Wow. See, I wouldn't do that, man. Whoa.

That was a good stumble. Yeah. Fuck, he's lucky. No, right down the stairs. He's still going. Nice. Holy fuck. All right, that was impressive.

Fucking stumble. See? And then part two downstairs. Nice coming back. Back up. Come on back. I don't know, he should be coming back up. He's got, whoa.

He's dropped. Fuck, he almost went again. You know what? There's always one of those in the group, and you know who that is in my group? You, bud. Yeah, there's some stuff. You do the same thing. I've had a good fall.

But I like that. You know what? That's my kind of fun. You know, you sit around a deck, a little fire going. You know what? I never get hurt when I fall wasted. When I'm not wasting, I fall. Because you know why?

I can break shit. We're usually, we're not on a deck. Because I tense up, I guess. I don't know. More stairs. Okay, let's see the next one. This is like Charlie Chaplin music going here, eh? I don't like stairs.

Oh, buddy's got a suit and tie on. Whoa, he's... Whoa, fuck, he is, fuck. That looks like Leahy. That is a... This guy... Oh! Whoa!

Oh, fucking cybersome right over. That was awesome. Oh, he's still down. Get up, Baldi. Old time. Well, okay, we got more footage. Oh, my God. Pick him up outside the two.

Okay, here we go. Okay, this is pretty... You know what? It was pretty clear. We've all been that drunk before. Yeah, all of us. Why didn't he just sit down somewhere and compose himself? Because when you're that drunk...

I guess he wanted to get home. You want to get home, you don't think. I remember camping and being fucking that drunk and trying to get to your tent. Yeah. It just, it's a mess. I don't think I've ever seen your sleeping tent. raining and I had a rain suit on. I was just rolling around in the mud

because I couldn't fucking walk. Happy as fuck, right? Happy as fuck. It's all that matters. Well, I think, what do you think, Oldie? Oh, man, Oldie. Congratulations, Aldi.

You are the Leahy drunk of the week, even though I love that fucking fall on the patio, too, when Buddy went down the stairs. But Buddy was Leahy drunk. He was actually Leahy drunk. Oh, he was Leahy. Now we got dummies of the week. We got someone welding.

Oh. Oh, dude, no, you're not. What a dumb motherfucker. Is that fucking for real? See, that's something Jacob and King, Corey. Yeah. I heard to say, but it's still fucking good. It's dumb, man.

Dude. Yeah. Like, he's got to, you got to break that weld, dude. Well, at least he knows he did it to code. He can't get out. He's not getting out by himself. Not breaking that weld. Fucking dummy.

That was pretty fucking dumb if it's real. Good dude, nice go to T, butt. What's he got, a bug zapper? Oh, yeah, those... No, no, no, no, dude. Does he touch his tongue to a bus? Number one, how many... You stupid fuck.

Oh. Oh, Jesus, Christ. Have you ever done that? I've touched him, not with my fucking tongue. It doesn't feel good. It's not great. That guy's just dumb as fuck. Why? Why would you do it?

And how would you not know that there's a button to press? And not to mention how many bugs have been killed with that fucking thing he's licking. What is that? All right, we got stupid robot shit. Yeah. Is he a, they boxing? Oh yeah, they're boxing now, man. Dude.

Whoa, right in the nuts. Right in the nuts. Wow. Jesus. And that's metal, man. Yeah. If it's dumb, I mean, it's, yeah. Mom.

It sucks. Well, obviously, the robot's mimicking his moves, right? It's mimicking his moves, yeah. So then he... Whoa. Then he's down. Look. Wow.

That was a fuck up. I don't know, man. You know what I'd love to see? Definitely a fuck up. A day with Ricky with one of those fucking robots. That would be amazing, man. I'd love to have a pet robot. It was mimicking you.

He'd be doing this all day. Yeah. I'd like to have a robot. I need to steal one. Can you buy them cheap? No. Okay. You know, we've got to do.

Dumb of the week? I'm, man. What was the second one? I remember the guy. We got the guy welding his head in the thing and we got the other fucking guy putting the blast in his fucking tongue. Oh, that was pretty dumb. I think, you know what? Because the guy didn't know how to work it and he licked it, he's the stupidest motherfucker. I've seen a long time. Yeah, congratulations. You are the dumb of the week. Start reading books or something, dude, or get out in the world. Fucking Dummy. All right, here we go. This is the high of the week. We got one. Oh, really? We do have a high, Lou?

Yeah. I didn't think we did. Yo, Julian. Jesus. I am so fucking high right now. Hey, I know that guy. That's not my son of law. He's in New Brunswick. He's in Brunswick. Oh, come on.

Right, Bucking. Oh, he's fucking big. I had, uh, here for the hike. What the fuck is Jacob doing? He's in a tent and munk dinner's on. And, uh, in his website. And I fucking started hearing two fucking sanswe as. She don't want to fight a bear, Jacob.

I heard the twigs. Oh, Jesus. And I, you know. A couple sets. Does he think a moose is going to try to bang him? I thought it was a deer. A deer I don't feel very threatened by, but a moose, man. Moose could just fucking runny over and not even notice.

No shit, Jacob. They have terrible night vision. So are you? I don't know that. Jacob. I don't know if Jacob should get high. He's dumb enough as it is. You know what?

He shouldn't get high. He shouldn't get high. He shouldn't be outfew high. fucking camping by himself in a different province. Did he see a moose? Did he imagine a moose? He must have saw, I mean, there's two sets of eyes there. I don't know, really. And what kind of...

That could have almost been on dumb of the week, but I guess high of the week. And wouldn't... I don't know, man. It could have been two fucking people with the hats on for all we know, man. He's dumb. All right, well, I guess he's the high of the week. That's the only one we got. What fuck was he doing New Bruns with camping? Don't know, man. Don't know.

He's... I... We should be falling around with a camera Because he's... All right. All right, we're going to get in... Okay, so what are you saying about a little rookie here? Well, people probably... And maybe they do, but...

Does everybody know when you're supposed to... Fuck my tits. Does everybody know when you're supposed to harvest? Your weed. All right. Especially outdoor. I just fucking crock my kneecap, man. I love it. Why do you mean you fucking love it?

Oh, I don't really. Okay, so what are you saying? I thought you were too... I thought you were really late harvesting this thing, because it is October now. That's what people would think, and they're fucking dumb. You do not harvest when you harvest a lot of other shit, like fucking cucumbers and tomatoes and all that. No, they're very susceptible to frost. Acceptable, man.

Acceptable? You did it. Okay. Well, you got to be careful with frost. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes if you're going to get quite a bit of frost, you do have to harvest, or it will fuck your plants. You can get rot or you can get mold. but outdoor plants believe it or not

are usually good till like the second week of October ish sometimes up until the beginning of November are you fucking kidding me nope and during that time that's when your fucking buds go nuts as you can see here look at that from last one I know man that's crazy and that's gonna keep going it's because maybe it's a little bit cooler and just gets them into some kind of defense mode

and just wants to grow or something I'm not sure exactly what the laws and the rules are. But here's the way I've always done it. See all these white, they're called pistols. Pistols. What do you mean's pistols? Pistols.

These little white little things. You see those guys? Pistols, I've never heard of fucking pistols. What's like the organ of the bud. Okay. Now, what I've always harvested when, like, 70 to 80, sometimes even 90% of these white ones, when they're fucking changing to, like,

orange or red or brown that's when I harvest before seed before all that shit so right now they're up they're still very very white so we're not harvested shit okay so we're gonna put it back outside

and it's the beginning of October we're gonna leave it because I want this guy to just get bigger and more beautiful so tell me something do you like look at the weather network and shit to make sure there's no frost coming because frost will fuck this right

as a fucking professional You have to. Okay. Everybody. Because if you're getting consistent frost, it will fuck these guys and they will rot

or they will go moldy. So the best thing to do you get the weather state network or whatever you have notifications on. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck it is in the rest of the world.

Okay. In Canada, like environment Canada. They're usually pretty accurate. Now, I don't know. That's just the way I was raised and the way I've learned

that it works best for me. But there might be real rules. I don't know. And you were going to test me so fucking, Test me, I guess. Test you. Ask your dick friend.

I don't usually do this much, man. When to harvest outdoor... You want to want what? When you harvest marijuana outdoors. Okay, when you harvest marijuana outdoors... When do you do it? What time do you do it? Like, when is it too late?

One's it too early? When's it too late, I guess? All right. That was a fuck question. All right? let me check that out and when these the time of day matters less

than the maturity of the plant you don't see what fucking time what time of year which shift from clear to cloudy to amber all right oh that's helpful and for novice kosher right now

the bigger risk is waiting too long and getting bud rot okay yeah yeah we said that if I'm short take a close up photo of the trichomes and then I can help you judge maturity

trichomes is that the Just take a picture of this fucking beautiful deliciousness. See, I like this kind of technology, man. I'm all over. I'm surprised he knows about tricombs. I'll take a quick look and describe what I can tell from this photo. Okay. From what I can see, there are still a lot of light or white pistols and some...

Pistols! But the photo isn't close enough to judge trichomes. Oh, come on. So it doesn't look obviously too late, but I can't confirm actual ripeness without a magnified close-up. given the damn conditions outdoors right now, I'd keep an eye out for any budrod, brown or gray mushy bits inside the... You said that, right?

If you can, snap a macro shot of the frosty areas on the butt, not the big leaves, and I can help read the tricombs better. Go to 0.5 and go right up against it. Jesus Christ. All right, here we go, man. So, so far, AI and Ricky. All right.

I'm on the same fucking page. We're going to get a look at the tricons. I didn't need AI. This is all from experience. You didn't say tricombs, right? No, I didn't. Here's what I see. This is closer and frostier,

but I'd still need a sharper macfrey. Fuck you. We're done. Versus Cloudy versus Amber Tray. I'm done with him. I can't. He's annoying the shit out of it. A different voice.

Yeah. Yeah, I changed his voice a little bit. Man, because the other guy was pissing me off. You know what? What? I'm going away. This fucking plant didn't go on the ground until mid-July.

In July? Okay. So when do you think we'll be able to smoke this shit? What do you think? I guess we'll see how she looks next week. I'm giving her another week. You know what I say? And once these, see these big fucking fan leaves when you're growing?

Yeah. When they start to yellow or anything, get rid of those fucking things because they take away from your nutrients. You want all those nutrients going right into these butts. You know what we're doing with this entire plant? Selling it or no. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll sell it to the fans. You know what we're going to make finger hash and sell it.

Because you've got the best finger hash ever, man. Man, I'm shocked. How well, let's just do it. All right, it's doing good. We got a goal, man. Do we? I got shit to do, yeah. Oh, yeah, we got one other thing.

We got fucking, you know what? It's been two weeks or how long a week? Fans are fucking smart. Like that, look at all the rust and shit that that took off. It's shocking. I mean, you're never going to get that bare metal. Where's that other little fucking... You're standing right in front of the fucking camera, Ricky.

This guy fucking cleaned up pretty good. Oh, is that guy clean? He's a lot fucking better than he was. All right. Good fan tip. Hold them up with you. Sorry. This is it.

This is it. This is the one, I mean, you've got to look at the water, if any, then. The water's all fucking brown. There's flakes and rust. There's flakes. It's coming apart. I say we leave it in here for a good month. What do you think?

It's quite a bit cleaner than it was. Well, that needs to throw it back in the hopper. All right. So much shit evaporated. It's good, man. I'm still not fucking convinced it's the way to fucking work. This is going to. work. Still not convinced. I want to see

fucking a bit of shiny metal. Now I smell like vinegar and rest. Yeah. He do smell like that. All right but, time to go. I got shit to do. Thanks everybody for joining us. Until next week. Oh, we may or may not and if this

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