Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 17 - Park After Dark 2.0

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

After an unfortunate trailer-f**king-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, a...nd an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now. Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Hey, what's going on, it's going on, everybody. It's Bubbles here. Welcome to Park After Dark 2.0.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Okay? The boys are, they're getting out of jail today. They're on their way here right now. And, you know, we were shooting season 13. as you guys know and I can't really reveal what happened but some shit went down in Ricky's trailer where he got a bit out of
Starting point is 00:00:37 got a bit out of hand and I had to fucking fix a bunch of stuff and then I just thought you know what we're going to have a brand new set up for Park After Dark so this is it. Look I got new microphones like they have on the big podcasts
Starting point is 00:00:53 these are the type that you know like Theo Vaughn and Bert Kreischer those are the same type mics, the expensive ones. I was able to do a deal to get those and got it all set up, new TV. Got a little TV, the big bastard, you know, because it just had a small one taped to the front anyway. So I got that's all working, got Julian's laptop all ready to go. It can hook to the fucking TV now instead of him holding it up like an asshole like he always did. So yeah, I mean, I just, I got to just tidy her up here a bit, but she's ready to go for when the boy.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Boys arrive. Oh, here they are. What the fuck is this? I got a knock to get in my own fucking trailer. Yeah, you gotta knock, boys. I'm ready though. Come on in. Come on in for park after death 2.0.
Starting point is 00:01:43 The boys are back from jail. Holy shit, man. What fucking happened in here? What's going on in here? I tidied her up, Ricky. I did a whole fuck look. I got your new fridge. Why is this so small?
Starting point is 00:01:54 That's the only one I could get, but it works at least. It's not. Well, I won't say what you did. your other one but that one works now holds a holds the cold so you're sitting here Ricky that's your station no no this is me look you got your own seat right there why don't I have the couch man this fucking like I'm big right need my fucking trailer shouldn't I get the couch I get the couch because I did all the work what are these big dumb things here those are the new microphones Ricky you just kind of aim that at your mouth so this is what all the the professionals use
Starting point is 00:02:29 Check one, check, check, check, check, check, check, check. Look at the footstool I got you. What is it? It's a little sheep, footstool. Okay. Just put your feet up. Why does my microphone smell like ass? It smells like fucking ass.
Starting point is 00:02:42 I'm serious. No, it doesn't. Smell that. Where were you doing with the fucking mic? I wasn't doing anything. Randy helped me set them up, so. And he knew this was my mic? No, he didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:02:53 He didn't put it up his arse, that's what you're at. Does it smell like ass? No, it smells great. He didn't put your microphone up his arse. I was with him the whole time. It smells like fucking ass. This footstool is really comfy. How come I don't have a fucking footstool?
Starting point is 00:03:06 Because you're not, you don't need it with your muscles. But that doesn't make any fucking sense. People with muscles don't need footstools, Julian. But you know what? They do need fucking sofas. No, the sofa I did all the work. Well, this is my station right here. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:03:22 I got, I just sit right comfy. And I thought my mic, man. What are this park after dark? point oh boys is it all right it's what 2.0 well i just call it 2.0 you know what they do with the bus what's the picture just you should just throw that the fuck out no man it's a nice painting no no that's a that why is it why does it look like that you know why it looks like that but we're not saying anything all right all right at least we get a movie night now without fucking look at that big piece of shit you had there before yes
Starting point is 00:03:57 TV. It works in. You can hook your... I took it, Ricky. It's in my shed because it was my... Snoop Dog gave it to me anyway. Boys, I smell like fuck. It smells like ass
Starting point is 00:04:11 or mold or something over in this chair, man. No, it doesn't. Julian, I cleaned the fuck out of this whole trailer. There's no mold. Other than on the seafs of fucking mold or something, man. It's not mold. It might be just remnants of Randy's body. Was he sitting in this?
Starting point is 00:04:27 chair? He was, he sat in all the areas so that I could line the cameras up. I used Randy as the body double. So yes, he sat there for a minute, but he didn't have your microphone up his arse. I kept a close eye on. Boys, I'm, it might be the chair's a little musty. It got wet because the ceiling was okay, so musty's a nice way of saying they're fucking moldy. Musty is not moldy. Jesus Christ, man. Maybe it's the fucking moldo. There might be a bit of miller. There might be a bit of do no it's not that it could be your own fucking clothes you oh yeah yeah it's the fucking chair man it's the fucking chair the chair smells like us it smells like
Starting point is 00:05:09 fucking mold or something man well just sit in it for now and I'll deal with can I use one of your fucking fancy pillows yeah this is my fancy so this is why this is why I'm sitting here you didn't want me sit there but so that doesn't smell like fucking mold smells like smells like for breeze was there any more fucking for breeze I used it all on the couch. Yeah, because you... This is...
Starting point is 00:05:30 Look at this pillow I got, boys. Fancy. It is fancy. Feels like I'm rubbing a snake. All right, thank you. The camper dick's got me some fucking... Myers Clean Day. What the fuck is this shit?
Starting point is 00:05:42 It's nice. It's spraying. This? Oh, there we go. My windsock, they call it. All right. Look at that, boys. Boys, these are the expensive, fancy.
Starting point is 00:05:56 expensive fancy mics i was able to get these they do look pretty fancy with the stands and everything this is exactly the ones that all the big how much how much how much of these things i did a fucking deal with them for free julian okay but i that wasn't the question how much are they worth they're worth a lot the stands alone are about 500 bucks each do we need all the kids these mics fancy mics i did a deal with the sure company okay can we sell them can i get like You're not selling them. Can we make something to hockey sticks or something for free and sell these? We're not using hockey sticks.
Starting point is 00:06:30 We got the nice professional podcasting set up, and we're going to keep it. We're not selling it and using hockey sticks. All right. A little bit of fucking gratitude might be nice. Like, hey, thanks, Bob. Did you happen to have any booze? Did you get us a bottle of anything? In the fridge.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Oh, okay. A little tit and halker. Thank you. Thanks, Bubbs. I appreciate it. I got, well, it's the, look what I'm drinking. Oh, you're true. drinking julians i'm drinking the julian look at that julians get your julians now at any local
Starting point is 00:07:00 liquor store well they're not you know what okay we're sorry everybody we went to the the the uh-o-cama comic con comic con a couple weeks ago yeah and people were asking because bubs the fucking rumming julians and the tabbies the bubbles tabbies are not there yet they're coming to ontario okay let's sell them when january jane okay everybody January January January 2026, which is not that far away. It's a few months away. The Julian. Until then, you can order them online still, though, right?
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yes, the defensive liquor mix and the bubbles, orange tabby cream sickle will be in a 12-pack mixer pack, available in Ontario. It's now available out west in Alberta and I think Saskatchewan and maybe Manitoba. So there you have it, because there's a lot of people. In Sobys, Sobys and Safeway out in... There's also people asking that we're from Quebec when we were in Ottawa. And they were French. We could hardly understand them, but they were pissed off. Well, we're working on the Quebec to hold if it's like dealing with a different universe.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Good. Working on it. See, I've been doing all this while you guys been fucking relaxing in jail. Well, I'm just saying, Bobbs, it's tough when you're dealing with the public and they think it's on me to take care of all this business shit. Well, it normally is on you, but you go to jail and fucking relinquish your duties. I know. It's just tough, though, man. sorry everybody oh and look at this boys soon what's that who are we looking at
Starting point is 00:08:29 sneakers comfy shoes what let me see though they're sketchers like snoop dog wears i don't man you know what you know that commercial snoop dog did for the sketchers you what it looks like they like the slip in ones yes look at this rickie just boop right off bobs i've never seen you in anything but your brown fucking boots i know but you know what it's like When you did that, it was like, you know, the first time when you were watching, like, Sesame Street, and he saw Ernie and Bert their feet for the first time, their legs walking? That's what it reminded me of. Oh, I'll still wear my boots, but these are, these are just for relax and my comfy,
Starting point is 00:09:06 and I went to the doctor, and I don't know if you know this, but I've got a bunion. A bunion. Yeah. What part of your foot? What part of your foot? What are for old people? They are, Ricky. They are for old people.
Starting point is 00:09:19 That's what I am now. Oh, my fuck, bubs. Turning into an old man. a bunion. Do you get a senior's discount yet? No, I'm younger than you, Ricky, but I'm still getting up there.
Starting point is 00:09:31 All right, Bubbs, can you, like I heard you could take a razor blade to those fucking things. Why me take care of it later, I will. You can't take a razor blade to a bunion. That's a fucking... Oh, okay, corn...
Starting point is 00:09:41 Oh, geez. No, no, it's way... Bunyan is... I thought a bunion was just like a blister kind of thing. It's your whole fucking bone changing. Yeah, your bone is a bone. It's fucking unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:09:51 But mine's on the... Outside, like on the baby toe, so you know what it's called? What? A bunionette. It's like a bagette. I have a bunionette. It's like a mini bunion. All right.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Doesn't sound so bad, though. It sounds like a... No, it's more painful than a regular bunion. It's called a Taylor's Bunyan or a bunionette. All right. If there's anybody out there knows how to deal with bunionettes... Can you get... But I'm just going to refer to it to it.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Can you have surgery or something or no? You can have surgery. It affects that they shave the bone. off. But I'm just going to put up with the pain for now. There's got to be some ancient fucking remedy that you can throw on that. Nothing that reduces bone growth, Julian. But I'm just going to refer to it as baby B. So when you hear me talking about baby B, that's my bunionette. And it does these shoes, how about the baby B? Oh, way more comfy on them. And they look ridiculous on you. It's weird, but they're not great. I think they look. Hey, what's going
Starting point is 00:10:48 quite fashionable? If they're cool enough for Snoop Dog, they're cool enough for me, you. All right, here's the question. How fucking long is it going to take him to fuck this whole nice airy up again? That's what I want to know. Probably by the end of today. Me? Yeah, man. You're not good at hosekeeping, bud.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Well, I'd say the first buzz on and some things will get rearranged. Okay, so it's Tuesday now, so we're saying by Sunday, things are going to look a lot better. Oh, I completely planned on it getting rearranged. I just set it up in a basic form. All right, here's the thing, Rick. Just clean up a little bit, spend like 10 minutes a day, cleaning this fucking shit hole up. It'll stay like this.
Starting point is 00:11:26 I can't make that kind of a problem. Well, it's easy to fucking do, man. It's a bit just discipline. You've got to get a bit of discipline in your life. But you know what I was thinking, boys, what's good for this type of a setup? Now, what I want to do, I'm going to start getting sponsors, like, say, you know, whoever. Nike, Vita's. Yeah, like we'll set some liquor.
Starting point is 00:11:47 You know what I mean? We'll get sponsors and we'll start setting stuff around. You know what? We can't even do one of those. shopping channel type things man i bet you we could get some fucking sales going up for different companies sure we could we could test out products this is a better set up for doing that product placement they call it and i'm gonna well you know what i learned a few things because we i don't know if people know this but we were filming with tom green a couple weeks ago week and a half
Starting point is 00:12:12 ago at his house on his farm and he's got to figure it out man because he fucking writes into people and says hey look i like the shit you're selling how about you give me one of those and i'll test it out. Julian, everybody does that. But I know, but Tom's like a buddy now. It was good to hanging out with them. Everybody does it, and we should be doing it. Okay, let's do it. Why can't you get on the fucking horn and... I already, I'm already
Starting point is 00:12:35 on the horn with 50 companies. You know what? 50. Yeah. All right. Because I'm not waiting around for you to fuck it up in jail. Okay, well, I'm back, okay? So I'm going to start... I'm going to find out who makes this pillow and I'm going to get a bunch of them for free. Tell his puffs. My snake pillow.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Who cares of a fucking pillow? I do. I'm talking about electronics, man. I'm talking about things that are worth money. You know what we need? We're on electric bikes. We need some fucking electric bikes.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Yeah, man. Those are fun. E-bikes, they call. Okay, if anybody out there has e-bikes that want us to test out, maybe we'll even do a clip or something that someone is driving them, we're there for you.
Starting point is 00:13:12 We want to make sure that you guys sell a lot. And that's me. Wow, this is a weird, true or falseer. Among the objects humans have sent to space are pictures of human sex organs. Sea urchin sperm, a pizza, and the remains of the guy who discovered Pluto. What? Why would some of those things get sent to space?
Starting point is 00:13:31 Who sent them up there? Who sent them? NASA? Says humans have sent to space. I don't know, I guess. Like to the space station? Is that where they're keeping it? Why sea urchin sperm?
Starting point is 00:13:41 And how do you get that? Okay, you jerk them off. Is the sea urchin sperm like in a bottle, like an airtight thing? They probably didn't just shoot it up there. wet, Julian. Like a big, like, they don't have, like, a little Tupperware container full of fucking Caesar
Starting point is 00:13:58 or sperm, right? I didn't even know sea urchin said cox. I didn't know. I, man. They don't necessarily have cox, Ricky. It's a weird one. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:14:08 What else did they shoot up there? A pizza? Pizza. Yeah, pizza. Does it say from where? It did not. I hope it wasn't from some shit place.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah, pizza and the remains of the guy who discovered Pluto. What? It's a bit of a weird one. Some of his ashes, maybe? I guess. Or his bones.
Starting point is 00:14:30 His bones could be rattling around up there. Did you know the Beatles' breakup happened to Disney World? Did you know that, Bubbs? What? John Lennon signed the paperwork, formalizing the bands split while staying in a Disney World Hotel.
Starting point is 00:14:45 I knew that. I didn't. I did know that. I did report that somewhere. While I was in jail. I don't know if I believe that. Check this out. This is another fact that I just read about it the other day.
Starting point is 00:14:58 You know, in Scotland, where the Lochness Monster is supposedly swimming around? Yeah, Lockness. Yeah, Loch Ness. Back in 2009, they had a team of scientists that went, like, and fucking searched the whole lake, everything, all the water systems around there. They didn't find Loch Ness Monster, but they did find 100,000 golf balls. And they picked them up, took them. In the Loch Ness? In the Loch Ness.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Is there a golf course there? Obviously, 100,000 fucking golf balls. It'd be weird if there wasn't. And don't you get, like, you get what, for them? Don't you get a buck a piece for them? Well, at least. Some golf balls were fucking 10 bucks. We're 10 bucks each.
Starting point is 00:15:40 So if you got a buck a piece for them, that's 100 grand. Well, I'd say some of the, well... We're in the wrong business. I'd say there's fucking golf balls that are well over 100 years in that lockness, man. I mean... So those are probably... probably worth more, antiques. Probably antiques, man.
Starting point is 00:15:54 You could say, you know, fucking... The king of fucking Scotland could have been... Yes. ...masking the fucking lake. King Johnny or whatever's name was. King Johnny. Wasn't that the Scottish king? I don't think so, man.
Starting point is 00:16:08 No? King Ted? Could have been. Ted? King Ronnie. King Teddy. Teddy Roxby. That doesn't sound right, man. Boys, look at these. These are fucking a little too fancy maybe for us.
Starting point is 00:16:20 That's what I'm saying. No, they're not. There's just money sitting on the table here that we could be using... No, it's something else. It's time we started to luck professional. All right. After 25 years. This fucking team that was fishing in New England last week caught a fucking halibut
Starting point is 00:16:37 bigger than him, 177 pounds. Fucking Jesus. Jesus, Murphy. Might be a world record. Not your hauling that fucking thing. Did you ever see a halibut for real? Yeah. I did see one about this big.
Starting point is 00:16:47 They're a weird looking fish. They look like monsters, man. Look at the eyes on top. Yeah, they're almost like a flounder, I guess Like a raid, but they're sideways Yeah, they're fucking weird I thought the halibut was a handsome fish No, man, they're flat as good
Starting point is 00:17:01 And you know what else? The smell coming off the fucking thing And they brought it up on the boat Yeah This is back when I was getting lobsters, right? They brought up the fucking boat I was like Jesus Christ You can fucking shit themselves
Starting point is 00:17:11 Why would it smell? It stunk, man It was the stankiest thing It did The fish is fresh, it shouldn't smell at all, man It's this thing had to Definitely shouldn't smell like shit It had a stink coming.
Starting point is 00:17:21 I don't know if it was shit. It could be the Randy version of the fish. It was like a Sir Strawman kind of smell. What? No, it wouldn't be rotting while it was a lot of it. Maybe the thing was hot dead. It doesn't make sense. 150 years old rotten or something.
Starting point is 00:17:35 I don't know, man. Maybe it had the gunneria. It might have had fisheria. Might have the fishery. I mean, a fish didn't smell if it's fresh. It's fucked. No, definitely not right out of the fucking ocean. No.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Because he should be clean. He's all cleansed with salt water. There's lots of fucking, maybe, I think it was a defense mechanism. Oh, yeah. Maybe he puts out a stink. Oh, like a fucking squid. Yeah, man. I think something like that.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Oh, yeah, it could be a stink bomb he emits. Try to scare you away. Or maybe it was one of the guys that was out on the fishing boat. That would be my guess. And he got it worked up trying to get the thing in, started sweating. So some kind of a secretion, you mean. It was like shit particles with sweat maybe off the fisherman. Who are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:18:20 your mother Larry. Larry that he was a shit particles Larry was a stinky man yeah all this time he's a hell of a fucking fisherman though all this time you blame it on the poor halibut I think it was a hell of it though sorry did you check out the fridge Julian should go check it out yeah yeah go check it's a very very tiny fridge it's like I don't know buffs go check gross while you're there grab me a drink oh that was a good trick grab me a drink while you're there Oh yeah, what kind do you want? Do you want a tabby?
Starting point is 00:18:52 Do you want a Julian? I'll have a tabby this time. You know what the problem? Bubs, there's not enough. No, I've got more coming. What's in the freezer? All right, you got ice in the freezer. All right, you did something right there, bud.
Starting point is 00:19:05 There you go. There, now set your ass back down. My moldy fucking chair. This is the orange tabby cream sickle. Coming soon to a theater near you. I still feel bad about that man I hate letting their customers down What happened?
Starting point is 00:19:24 It's just a lot of people are like Where the fuck is the orange tabby in the Julian's man You don't hate letting the customers down If you did you wouldn't go to fuck of jail all the time Because when you're in jail Nothing gets done So you're saying I actually do something then This is the first, you know what I'll take it
Starting point is 00:19:41 Barely Fuck All right that pisses me off a bit bubs Well Pits me off when you go to jail. This British man, he hasn't been able to fall asleep for two fucking years. That would suck, man. That would suck.
Starting point is 00:19:57 That can't be accurate, Ricky, because you can't live... If you don't go to sleep for 14 days, you die. Well, he hasn't for two years, man. He's in a constant state of alertness, whatever the fuck that means. Well, that doesn't make sense because he would be dead. Oh, fucking suck. Yeah, all the doctors said he should be dead, but he's not. He's tried senators, all kinds of shit.
Starting point is 00:20:18 You fucking can't go to sleep. That's a horrible fucking problem that would be. I love sleeping. He's just awake all the time. Yeah, two years. He should be an entrepreneur. Think of the work he could get done. So he doesn't even get tired?
Starting point is 00:20:34 I don't know. It says a constant state of alertness. Be fucked. He should be entrepreneur. While everybody's sleeping, he could be making Scrella. Yeah, he could work twice as long as everybody else, I guess. Right? When everybody's asleep, he could be working the Asian markets, you know,
Starting point is 00:20:53 the stock market's over in China and Japan, and then everybody wakes up and he does the American ones and the Canadian ones. Do you think, how do you know he's a stock guy? Yeah, man. No, he should become a stock guy because he could do it 24 hours a day. You've got to have a good keen sense of fucking the market bud to get in. Yeah, but if he gets a, he's fucking got an advantage over you because you're going to go to sleep and he's not going to.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I can make my money in other ways, Bobbs. They say it's volatile out there in the old stock market. I would lose my fucking mind if I couldn't go to sleep. So you think you could make more money than a guy that's awake 24 hours a day? Your fucking rights are good. You can't make more money than fucking anybody that's out there doing it. It's quite a claim. Yeah, it is quite a...
Starting point is 00:21:41 You know what? That's pretty... That's not nice, man. Why you dissing me like this? I'm not dissing you. I think I've done pretty good for us over the... bit better of an entrepreneur than you are that's what i'm saying hey man i got a lot of shit on the go a lot more than most fucking entrepreneurs they're like toned in keyed into one idea i've got about
Starting point is 00:21:58 20 yeah but none of them you don't make any money on any of them true you take it takes bubs it takes about four years to start making money okay and how many years have you been saying you've got multiple deals in the fucking work i haven't really spent four years and one idea of these ideas that i started up two years ago at least 25 years you've been saying oh no all right one more just give me one more year and I've got it dialed okay the drink you're drinking right now that started this summer right yeah wait until three years time you're going to be driving around flying around your private jet I look forward to that private jet in three years that's right mark the date this is
Starting point is 00:22:41 September are we in September September 20 25 so September 2028, I will have a private jet. Yes. You heard it here. Okay. It might be a Cessna or a Piper, but it's going to be some kind of a... Hey, if I have any type of an aircraft that belongs to me. Not an ultralight.
Starting point is 00:23:06 I could probably pull one of those together on my own. What about a dash eight? I would love to have a dash eight. Bombardier. September 15th, 2020. I will have a private jet. You're fucking right. You will.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I like you confidence. You're right. I'm going to confess that too. If we're in a simulation, it's very possible. I'm starting to manifest shit. I'm going to figure it out soon. You're going to have a jet. If we can figure out how to manipulate the simulation, we can have a jet.
Starting point is 00:23:35 We can call it the TPB plus jet. I like it. Big fucking letters on the sign of it. Full stock barrenside, all kinds of this shit. By then? It should be black. we'll have a black jack it should be flat black
Starting point is 00:23:50 I like it flat black but we should paint it as if the fuselage has been ripped open yeah and you can see us sitting in our seats you know what else we should have you know how Eddie Murphy has the fucking Eddie Murphy I mean that
Starting point is 00:24:03 Eddie Murphy Iron Maiden has the Eddie guy the Eddie guy Eddie Murphy I was watching Eddie Murphy I was watching Eddie Murphy last night man delirious so that was the fucking best thing ever
Starting point is 00:24:16 anyway we should have like a little character maybe conkey can be the eddie that we're looking for no yes he could wreck he will ruin my private jet experience maybe conkey could be the pilot no fucking way now he's don't get into that crazy shit i'm gonna get my you should get your license i'm getting my jet license and i'm gonna be just like bruce dickinson well you've got three years to get it buddy because you're gonna have a jet three fucking years bruce dickinson flies the big triple seven iron maiden jet bruce dickinson what dickminson no dickinson not the officer
Starting point is 00:24:51 deckminson oh all right here's this here's a fucked up story this is I was talking to a buddy my name d schneider Snyder not D Snyder D it's a check D letter D anyway she said okay this is this is a story
Starting point is 00:25:04 check out this cookie dough canister explodes in man's rectum during shoplifting incident in Kentucky like he's fucking shoplifting for some cookie dough he's ramming the shit up his ass. So he put a
Starting point is 00:25:17 pressurized Pillsbury canister, up his hole. Those are pretty... They're big. That's what I'm saying. It's bigger than a Red Bull can. He's got some girth on it. He went up his ass, no problem. So he shoved a Pillsbury,
Starting point is 00:25:31 pressurized Pillsbury can. I'm saying this Pillsbury. We're not sure if that's the... Let's just say Pillsbury. Okay. You would have to be... Pressurized cookie dough can up his whole. Up his rectum.
Starting point is 00:25:41 And then why would it explode? He must really like cookies. The heat. The heat. yeast and shit inside of the dough. There's probably some better shit you could have rammed up your rectum. I know, fucking throw a, I don't know. If you were shoplifting, Ricky, what would you put up your arse, first item?
Starting point is 00:25:57 Probably a nice piece of meat. Nice piece of meat. You know what I would do? A nice piece of meat. $30 fucking tending line. Up your arse. I don't know. What would you put up yours?
Starting point is 00:26:11 I wouldn't be shoplifting with my arse purse. Okay, but if you had to, what would you put up? up there. What would be your go-to? I know what I would do. What? I might want to hear you first. I don't know, maybe... Something really expensive, man, that could go up there. A nice bottle of wine?
Starting point is 00:26:31 Okay. Jesus, that's a big one. That's a big item, though, isn't it? I'm thinking more like a bottle of expensive, like those oils, man. Like, olive oils, they're like 50, 60, 70 bucks. Put one of those up there. That's way smaller. Expense of olive oil up your arse. And then I would sell it.
Starting point is 00:26:48 To cook with the nice meat, Ricky has. No, no, I would sell it. You could get $50. If it was like $80, you could sell it for $50. Oh, you know what? How about a tin of caviar up your arse? Now you're thinking. Right?
Starting point is 00:27:00 A tin of caviar worth a couple thousand bucks. You should go do this today. A barrel of gold at the grocery store? I don't know. Do they sell gold? So Ricky would put a nice cut of meat up his arse. like a tenderloin would put a nice olive oil nice olive oil nice olive oil yeah and I saw well can you imagine someone going into fucking the dollar store stealing shit and putting shit up
Starting point is 00:27:30 does that like that'd be a fucked up criminal you're putting dollar store items up your this is a weird conversation it is man well it's what the people want to know Ricky the people out there they just want to know what you would put in your arse if you're if you're a thief and you go into the dollar store I know it wouldn't be fucking cooking up your ass you're a small time crime fucking idiot what's the first thing
Starting point is 00:27:52 what's the most expensive thing you could fit up your arse do you think oh diamonds you go to a jewelry store you could you put a lot of jewelry up there yeah I guess rare gems you could fit a whole tube with those up there yeah millions dollars worth
Starting point is 00:28:04 yeah we should write a movie about the arse bandit good idea it sounds like a Quentin Tarantino type style of Adventures of Jimmy McKay, the Ars Band. The Notorious Ars Purs. Ass purse.
Starting point is 00:28:25 Asperse. Maybe we can write something. The Adventures of Vincent Asperse. You know what I like about this room? It's a creative kind of feel, man. Like, boys, we got the creative juices going. I feel a little bit like I'm in school. It kind of feels like we're at Grandma's house, Bobbs.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Well, it's, we needed a change, boys. Okay. This is drastic. So maybe we should just continue to put our own flavor into this as the weeks go. Oh, look, I just set it up as a as a blank canvas. I know Ricky's going to come in and fuck it out and do whatever he wants. But this is like a new fresh start blank canvas. We can do whatever we want.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I'm going to tablo with. What's that mean? I don't know. Okay. Tablo, that's a table. You're going to table it? Okay. Do they say that?
Starting point is 00:29:14 Let's table it for later. That means let's talk about it later. We'll table that idea later. Then we're going to put a pin in it. Oh, wait. That means later. Table it means let's talk about it. Then we're going to dial it away.
Starting point is 00:29:31 And dial it in. Put a pin in it. All right, boys. We've got to get going. It's time to go. All right. Yeah, we need supplies. We should thank everybody for coming out.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah, man, to the Outdoor Comedy Festival. Outdoor Comedy Festival, Vancouver, is in the can, and it was fucking fantastic. It's a long flight there, though, man, but it was good. It's a long flight, but... It's worth it. It was worth it, and it was great to meet all the people and all the hangout with the comedians. It's great to get that fucking wasted. That was a good buzz on.
Starting point is 00:30:02 You were very wasted. It was like the end of the summer buzz on. Yeah. All right, so thanks, everybody for coming out and cheers, and we got to go. Who wants to sign on? Let's go get some supplies, boys. Let's do it. We're going to decorate. I'll sign off because I signed on.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Thanks, everybody, for Park After Dark 2.0. And it's just going to fucking be fucking uphill from here, baby. Is that a good thing? Straight to the moon. Yep. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.

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