Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 18 - Is Jacob Smarter Than Julian?

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's sh*tty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perp Boys Plus. Yo, check, check, check. What's going on, bubs? I put the air fresheners in. You know, it smells like a fucking field of daisies or something. Yes, it does. Is it okay to breathe in this shit? Oh, yeah.

It's all organic. All right, okay. Long and friendly. All right. Okay. I just figured since Ricky's not here, you know, I'd spruce the place up a bit, tidy up, make it smell nice. Do we want to talk about what happened to Ricky? I mean, it's not that big of a fucking deal.

It's the same old thing the summer of the years. Semi-finals are happening right now in Sunnyville jail. He wanted to be back there for the semifinals of the hockey, ball hockey team. So hopefully he'll be back soon, but if they, you know, if they start winning, could be a little while. Yeah. And he's pretty geared up, man. So anyway, he went to jail.

It was fucked up. He went to jail. He smashed the front window of the liquor store, went in, sat down on the cashier's little fucking table there. I didn't know that. Yes, man.

He didn't want me to tell you, but it's going to probably come out. And he just sat there drinking, straight booze until a police game. So, he, I mean, he probably only got, I'd say he's going to be in there

for at least a month. month and a half maybe two months but that'll depend on whether he wins or not he'll get out man don't worry about it all right so do you want to get the started bubs or what you're not feeling too great today are you no what the fuck's wrong with you got the floosies all right i'm glad you're staying way the fuck over there so don't be yelling or anything that's the point of being oh hey trim late or you're we already started just sit the fuck down get the chips going ready to get. They're out dressed all over, but I got ketchup and

dill pickle and some of the little fry things. You sent Jacob on a chip, Brown. Yeah, I got him to get some chips, man. But this is the thing, Jacob. You're going to have some fucking chips. Don't be like chomped them like you're a fucking cow in the field, all right? There's people out there with this condition. I forget what

it's called, but they hear people fucking crunching the shit. They lose their goddamn mind. So, I'd respect fucking chew with your mouth closed, all right? Don't be chewing in the fucking one. I mean, I don't like that sound either, but I think it's kind of how I eat. What do you mean how you eat? Like, you chomp away?

I mean, it smacks a bit sometimes. Well, you've got to close your fucking mouth when you chew. Can't just change the way he chews, June. Well, it's called being polite and respectful to other people that don't like the fucking earbubbs. Well, I mean... Well, I got this. I saw your mouth open once there. Pretty good control of it.

Just keep practicing. When you go home and eat... dinner practice you know i'm saying all right we're gonna get this fucking going or what yeah all right everybody welcome to park after dark 2.0 2.0 we've got myself julian we got bubbles over there and a guest i'm not going to call him a special guest well what's up he's kind of special in different ways i guess i can barely stay away jacob oh yeah you stay awake bubs dig deep my friend sorry i think i need a drink nap it's cool if i Let's grab something.

Did you go any money on you? Depends on what you're going to get to drink. You guys want anything? What's in there? What do you got? There's a couple of your guys' liquor drinks. Yeah, I'll take one of those. All right.

And then there's like some sugar-free things, Sprite. Fuck, bubs. What the fuck is my drink at? Where do I put it down? Jacob, grab my fucking drink, will you? Where'd you put it? Christ, I put it over there. I was trying to set up this.

I got a special surprise for you. Oh, nice, nice quality fucking poor Jacob. Dude. What the fuck is up with that? Yeah, I'll take that. Just like that. Thank you, Jacob. This is great.

Yeah. It's not the greatest fucking drink I've ever had in my life, Jacob. You've got to learn how to... It's three seconds of alcohol, two seconds of mix. You don't got to complain. In three fucking cubes. Bubbs, it's kind of like when Ricky's gone. I'm kind of like running the...

ship here man but i do have a big surprise for you bubs you're gonna because this is technology oh yeah what's that and i'll show you when it comes up but that's what i've been working on with the tv with this fucking laptop it's gonna be pretty cool man well you got the adapter that i bought well yeah i gave you the money for it though yeah but i bought it and fucking you didn't gear your shit up you're just plugging it in but i turned on the laptop and i got the settings all right and And I learned how to use... I already did the settings. The fucking remote properly.

It's the whole thing. All right. Anyway, a lot of fucked up shit going on in the world, boys. Yes, there is. Are we going to talk about that or are we going to talk about weird and unusual trivia? I think we can do both, man. Okay. What do you got on the...

I'm just talking, you know how kids are fucked up these days? Do you agree? They're like wuss bags, most of them. They get a bit of hard work on and then like, oh, fuck. I'm working to her, blah, blah, blah. I don't know what to think about this one, guys. An 11-year-old child hospitalized after doing homework for 14 hours straight.

Jesus. They break their brain? He fucking, he had all kinds of respiratory problems, hyperventilation going on, all this shit. But anyway, from homework. Homework. His parents sat there from 10 o'clock in the morning until, no, 8 o'clock a.m. until 10,

p.m. sat down with the kid and said, do your fucking homework. So he went straight, man. So yeah, stress, that could break your brain. You've broken yours, haven't you, Jacob? But I don't get it, man. And box and things, trying to learn things. All the time. I'm kind of pissed off, like, because, you know, at

11 years old, you should be old playing, like, street hockey or something, right? Well, you've got to do your work, too. You got, but the thing is, like, what grade is 11 years old? Roughly. Fuck. Bups? Don't ask me.

Okay. No. No, I know what it is. Grade six. 12. Grade six? 17 will be 12. Yeah, it's grade six. It would be 11.

Yeah, I remember I was in grade six. We had practice homework for grade seven, and it was kind of fun, but it was only a little bit here and there. Yeah, but who does 14 fucking hours straight of homework in grade six, man? That's an elementary school, isn't it? I was just taking way too long for you to figure out, man. 11. Grade six. I got it.

Anyway, I don't know. The parents are kind of, I think they, I mean, they want their kid to grow up and be, you know, successful. I think that's excessive. That's too much in one sitting. Did they feed them? I'm not sure if they fed them or not, man. Did they have them chained to the table or something? Fuck.

Jacob, did you fucking put a chip in my glass? I hope not. There's a fucking chip in my fucking glass. Well, the chips weren't even opened, were they? No, there's a chip, like an actual chip taken out of my fucking glass. Oh, glass. can you like sand that down or something

sort that out no no no no this is that I don't want to drink out of a fucking other glass this is fine but can you like take like a Dremel tool or something I have a Dremel I can buff that right down you'll never know what this glass means to me I know I don't know how it happened just because I was Russian

this is my dad's class You're not Russian you're Canadian I mean Nice one Yeah that's true Nice one all right so what's been going on in your life jacob before we get into some other shit things good you're still working like a thousand fucking jobs dude working way too much i don't know if i could

handle it much longer it's you know i'm getting older here it's fucking exhausting so you know when we talk about the kids parents like making this kid do like 14 hours straight of homework yeah maybe if you had parents that did that to you you'd probably have like a good fucking job maybe even maybe you would too maybe i would Maybe you would, too. Every time you start a job, though, you start at the bottom again. It's just, like, constantly trying to work your way up.

I don't know how people are supposed to survive. How many jobs are you at the bottom of right now? Well, only five, so it's not that bad, but it's still a fucking takes up all my time. Oh, I fucking jobs, Jake. Are you still working at the car wash? Yep. And it's a harvest time these days, so.

Picking blueberries. And squash. Yep. Pick it's quite a resume. You should, we should do up your resume sometime. Squash picker. Blueberry pecker. You were into strawberry picking too, weren't you?

Car wash, wash bay attendant. You worked at that apple field down the fucking valley for a while picking. See, why don't you like bring some of the shit to us, man? Blueberries are good for you. Actually, I got some apples in my bag. I'll leave you some. All right. Okay.

Let us take some. See, what would you put on your, what would you put on your resume and say? Instead of just squash picker, blueberry, you could make it sound more technical. Like what? Yeah, like a fruit specialist? A fruit specialist. Fruit advisor. He's in fruit acquisitions.

Yeah, that sounds pretty official. Fruit acquisitions manager. It's all in the fucking resume. And the problem with you is that you usually fuck up and get fired. So you can't even put that job on the fucking resume. Because if I was a boss and I saw a thousand jobs. No, but you just put it down and then you put you, you know, you put a fake name and one of our numbers says to call for the reference and you say, oh, yes.

I think that'll work? Jacob worked for me. No, not my fucking number. You can give your number out. I'm not dealing with fucking people lying and shit. Well, we could give, you know, somebody's number. Donnie's. No, Donnie would just yell at them.

Well, let's do it. Maybe we could do it on your computer later. All right, you know what? I'm going to help, you know, throw my number around, man. fruit acquisition manager I'm gonna try to change your life a bit Jacob because yeah I got a job that paid a bit more

than I could yeah drop a job or two and just have some more time to rest because it's bloody exhausting maybe some family time it's not all about your fucking rest because well that's what I mean yeah like family time

how many hours of sleep do you figure you get a night I don't know like four to five usually although I try to get a little nap in on breaks but uh you can't function like that no man you need you they're saying no well either can i you need eight hours man eight hours is the healthy amount of fucking sleep that you need because your brain needs to it it cleanses itself i know i know when you're sleeping your organs need time to you know

fucking repair and shit and fucking get back to normal you got to have your brain time to like d t hc itself so you can get properly high the next morning or next day as the case may how much you smoke in these days Well, again, I can't afford to smoke as much as proper, but I take a little gummy in the morning to get me through the day and then you have some joints at nighttime. Oh, that sounds like that. This is what people talk about on podcasts. Is this how you do it?

This is how you do it, pubs. Really? Once you find the right gummy dose, it could really serve you well. Less, you know, you don't have to lie down at work as much. What kind of gummies do you prefer? Indica, hybrid. Chitiva. I guess really,

I don't like, they don't really say on them these days, what they are so much. Are you fucking kidding me? God damn it. I just spilled it all over myself. It's all about just getting the dose right.

I got like for a daytime, like 20 milligrams of, of the right one. Okay. 20 to 30, it depends on the gummy. Jesus, Murphy. I get you going. How did I spill all that?

Is there a fucking hole in my glass? And she's me. Ice cold, too. Fuck nuts over there. He's not good at porn. drinking drinks. Did you poke up all my glasses together? Did I mess my mouth? It's probably a chip in it. It's not a good day for fucking glasses here today, is it? All right. You know what I'm going to get to the next one? What, man? What? Some nice, cozy

blankets. Or maybe a snuggy. We should have snuggies. I'm not wearing a fucking snuggy, man. There's tough snuggies, muscle snuggies. Okay. What the fuck is a muscle snuggy? It's got a print of a you know like a repped man on the front of it so you can sit there and still look ripped what? You know what a snuggy is right? Yeah it's like a it's a onezy type thing isn't it?

No it's like a sleeping bag with arms isn't it? Oh, those. Isn't it called fucking pajamas? I was thinking no it's I don't think it has legs I think it's like a sleeping bag. No you're right in it I think It's like a sleeping bag Slash poncho

So you put your head through the top And it's also got some arms But it's also covering your body Yes It's a blanket with arms I guess Maybe it's not like a sleeping bag You look fucking ridiculous in them Do you know how nice it would be

To have a snuggy on right now? Do you know how many people are getting banged With snuggies on? Lots Not many. Lots There's a whole community Do they have like a snuggy for two? I don't know

But they should There's a whole community called snug bangers no they're come on bobs i think so what is this on reddit or something it's got to be similar to furries it's got to be crossed over there

the fuck is the furry those are the people that dress up like animals and bang oh yeah yeah yeah isn't it jacob i think so yeah or hang out i guess bang it might be a big part of it but at least they like

yeah hang out in animal outfits what you probably seen them at the con yeah we're seeing these people like on something yeah like people that walk around hey i'm a fox No, some of them come up to you and go, be, be, beep, beep, beep, beep, and they, like, talk weird and shit. Yeah. Those people are getting banged.

Oh, by each other, yeah, squirrels. There's like an orgy of fuzzy, what do they call fuzzies? Furries. Furries. Or fuzzies. Fuzzies and furies. So they have, like, fuzzy orgies. Furry, I'm sure there's furry orgies.

Wow. There's foxes banging squirrels, bang and, you know, whatever. So, I mean, you know what, that's a good way for people that aren't getting banged to get banged. Because I get the shit all over them, you know, they, they might not, you know, you might not be attracted to them, but if you were going to be a furry, what would you be? Oh, fuck, man. Probably a grizzly bear, would you? There's no such thing as grizzly bear fucking furries, is there? Oh, you could make one.

You're probably a bear, though, right? No, no, I'm not going to be a fucking bear. Bear, big bear cup. Ricky could be a bear. What would you be, bubs? Yeah, man, what would you be? I think I'd be a Maybe a salamander

Oh, I was going to say newt But I guess you wouldn't be a furry If you're a salamander though Because they don't have fur They have hairs I would maybe just be a dog Salamanders don't have hair, do they?

You would be on their hands On their hands I think that's how they attach to things It's like a suction cups, aren't they? No, it's microscopic Its hair is it bond microscopically With the With other

See, Jacob knows things. Christ, look at the brain on Jacob. I fell asleep with YouTube on last night. Okay, that's the smart. You keep doing that because that's the smartest thing that's ever come under your mouth, man. It's because it sounds like it's totally not true, but, yeah, it turns out scientists discovered that. I wonder, is it in the weird and unusual trivia book? I've always thought they had, like, little suction cups, but that's what everyone thought. But their hairs.

Stick to the wall. And they bond microscopically with the molecules of, like, the brick or the, you know. Oh, my, fuck it the fuck out of here. good to me yeah i don't know whether to believe this or not man it might not be salameters it might be like here we go here we go could be a fucking frog or something those like little wiggly things with tail flying squirrels like uh jacob you had you were on a roll there now you're saying wiggly things with fingertips yeah i did derail i stand by it i could well be salamanders you were sound and pretty smart there at one point you know make me question myself all right boys you know you know

when we were younger bubs we used to go in the cemetery and you know rickie always want to fucking dig up a grave yeah and we we did it for a while until we did touch fucking wood and we're like i'm not open on the fucking thing yeah there's now there's a competition man it's the eighth international grave digging championship that goes on are you kidding me people do it's a two two man team digging up coffins not no no no they don't dig up coffins but these guys are grave diggers this two mad team legal grave diggers yeah man you mean the monster truck no man not the grave actually people that work in the cemetery digging up graves by hand jacob works at the cemetery you've done that yeah how long did it take you oh my god forever you got to go down six feet

check this so you know how long the champion him and his buddy did it wow fucking 34 minutes they dug a six foot grave they dug it gray and then they put the fucking the hip got to put the soil back in and pat it down and make it look like a little burial site. 34 fucking minutes. Yeah. I call bullshit. They must have some fucking arms on them. You called, okay, I knew

you're going to call... You must have been researching arms, were you? Check this shit out. Oh, fuck. He'd have a bionic back for that shit. Did Ricky fucking pay for his internet? I thought he was jacking off of somebody, wasn't he? I wired up the internet. It's legitimate. Oh, for the fuck. I mean, it's legitimately stolen. That's what I mean.

it's legitimately not fucking working right now bubs why it's not working there's no fucking internet what damn i'm right you know what thank god i know what the fuck i'm doing because i'm gonna now use my phone and go into the wifi oh you're gonna make a hot spot i'm gonna make a hot spot buddy oh man can i get on your hot spot so when i'm using my phone and i look at the internet and it comes up muscle man is that you what i sometimes see in the park somebody's Wi-Fi is called Musselman. Is that when you are making a hot spot? Bobbs, no, man.

I don't have a fucking... I don't know how to name hotspots. Well, what's it called when you pop it up? I don't know what the fuck is called, man. Just a second. I think I'm on here. I think I got it. Nope, don't got it.

So there's somebody else in the park using Musselman as their Wi-Fi. Fucking all of it. Okay, all right. Who else has a fucking... Okay, here we go. I got it. All right, check this shit up, boys. This is going to be fucking amazing.

You're going to love this big technology. Okay, there's a hole in that fucking glass or something because I just, I definitely didn't miss my lips and I got a big... All right, check this shit out, boys. What am I doing? What am I... Just a sec, I'm going to show you right now. Oh, yeah.

You got to hook up as a TV? There we go. Check out these motherfuckers. Who are these guys? Grievediggers. 34 minutes Oh I mean this guy's not

You should have got something in English maybe Is that Scottish? Is that Scottish? See They're hoping that it'll attract more people To fucking want to actually bury their dead People instead of like cremating them It's got a good groove, doesn't it?

I know, I am getting buried today Respect the gravediggers man, it'll, you know job someone's got to do it see I am getting buried today what do you feel about that Jacob that's good I think

those guys are shorter and stockier than me but grave diggers are humans too man that's true that's the guy from Green Day there wasn't it is that the fellow from Green Day that's not the guy from Green Day man I think it was

Billy Joel There we go You guys are definitely working pretty fast I can only go so quick But I still think 34 minutes is I don't want to see it in person So now we can watch

videos and put pictures on there We can come out here And watch whatever you want bubs Right off the internet Maybe we should watch a movie For the podcast People don't want to sit around Watch us watching a fucking movie

You know what I've seen recently on YouTube They have been been there for a while, but the old show G-Force, Battle of the Planet, do you see it? Transmute. Yeah, it's on fucking, it's on friggin' YouTube now. I've been watching some episodes. It's awesome. G-Force.

Yeah. What were their names? What was the main guys? Jason. Jason. Mark? There's a 7-Zark 7, a little robot. Yes.

I forgot about him completely, but, uh, it's pretty cool. And they had the ship, right? Is it Mark backs out of it with his ship, right? He has the, uh, Mark's caught the, the car. It's all stuff that, like, came back to me as I was watching. the ship that pulls out of the air. Jason's got the little, like, jet fighter. Yes.

And the princess has, like, a motorbike or something. Do you remember I thought I was in G-Force for a while? G-force, transmute. So cool. Drove me fucking nuts, bubs. You loved it. All right, I got another story here. This is, like, I kind of like these stories, man.

And they say that this person's greedy, but I think they're fucking smart. It's another one of these, I'll show you a picture of this. They rob somebody. No. You know how when they're doing it. fucking uh trying to build a highway or trying to build like a railway system and shit like tom cochran life is a highway that's a good one bub's but that's not what i'm talking about anyway check this shit out so you every time you got to go through the fucking menu do you

i got to streamline it a bit check this shit out that's one of those railway systems yeah stuff's right there there's a house there they're like we're going to buy your house for 700 grand and this person said fuck you you're buying my house this is like a fucking four billion dollar project held up for two and a half years because of this person hold notes saying i want 10 million dollars for my house they should have secured the deal before building the well they just thought they'd come in and muscle their way in everybody else got 700 grand nobody will turn that down exactly well everybody in the whole village we're like fuck yeah i'll take 700 a gram for my piece of shit home.

This guy's like saying, fuck you. 10 milzy. Did he get it? Didn't get it. It was a chick and I don't think she got it. And then she started I mean, that's a hell of a fuck. You're not living life good right there, right? Was that in China or something? It's in China. You can tell by the fucking letter.

Oh, that's, I can't really see it. The house doesn't look Chinese to me. Well, what the fuck does a Chinese house look like? Yeah, I don't know. Is the screen really? It's kind of I got to just. It's not a very sharp. picture, is it? Well, it's not a very good... It's an O-N-N-TV dot. Like, what the fuck brand is that?

That's the fucking brand you get when you got no money. When you want to steal a TV. Right. From a pawn shop. That was stolen from the superstar. Oh, was it? Yes. No, they sold it. Anyway, after two and a half years, this chick got sick. I don't know if mysteriously got sick. I don't know what happened there. She ended up selling the fucking house.

I think it was for like 700 grand. All right, enough for that one. Moving on. So then you turn, oh my God, those are, I'm getting freezing wetters on me. What the, here, take a drink. A new glass? Take a trick, let's see what happens. I'm probably gonna need a new shirt. It's not like the conversation.

So here's all I'm doing, look, I just come up like this. Oh yeah, you're dripping. You are dripping. Maybe I'll have to wipe it off on the couch. You definitely gotta wipe because it's, it might be, but I don't know. But I don't know. It's a lot of wet coming off of it. Water does weird stuff sometimes.

What? Water does weird stuff sometimes. It can flow backwards and shit. Oh, Jesus Christ. Water can do some weird stuff at times. That sounds like Bruce Lee. You know what? You started getting into these micro fucking shit,

then he's stouted smart. Now you're just sounded dumb. No, I think the road you're on is spectacular, Jacob. Just leave YouTube on at night, and then he's full of fucking mixed stuff. You know how when you're siphoning gas? Mixed up facts the next day. When you're siphoning gas, you get the liquid flowing out.

Gravity, like uphill, downhill. It could be something similar over the edge of the cup. When he's taking a sip, the flow starts going, and then it just keeps on. I'm not sucking the fucking thing. What the fuckers you're talking about, man? Siphon. I'm just saying it could be some weird water shit.

Weird water shit. I mean, obviously, obviously it's some weird water shit. Okay, Jacob, here's the deal. There's fucking ice cubes in the drink, all right? It's a lot warmer in this fucking trailer, so it's causing, like, condensation shit. It's dripping off the glass. That still counts as weird water shit.

I mean, ice is frozen water. That's pretty weird, isn't it? He's got you there, Julian? Ice is weird. Who the fucking, like, who says ice is weird? How does ice happen, Jacob? Yeah, how does ice happen? The molecules slow down a whole bunch,

and then the state of water changes. He just throws in a word like, molecules, hey, and everything's all right? Does that sound plausible? What about vapor? Water vapor. That's when you increase the speed of the molecules. Instead of slowing them down, you speed them up, and then they'll leave the

water puddle. Can you argue that, Julian? Can you argue with Jacob? Vapor? Yeah. Sounds like he knows what he's talking about to me. I wasn't listening to him. I stopped listening to him after... The ice is weird. Sounds like YouTube Jacob is smarter than Julian. Water's super cool. Water is cool

Water's cool I see if there's any water facts in this book Is there an index? Yeah enlighten us with some more fucking shit on water There's no index But here I'll do a random fact

I mean this You know all the top podcasts in the world I'm sure they discuss Water vapor All right true or false Female koalas have two vaginas True That's why they used to call

Julian's mother the koala Oh yeah that makes sense My mother? Yeah. It is true. There's no explanation here. It just has true as crazy as it sounds. Are you sure they just didn't fuck up

and they were like looking at the ass instead of the vagina? Well, yeah, that's the usual explanation. They used to call your mother the quala, but not because she had two vagina, but because she could take two wieners. They used to call your mother the three whole wonder. That's what they called here. That's not true. Everybody knows you're lying.

Whole fucking shit. Been there. Everybody knows. I'm telling the truth. I actually witnessed it. You know, I heard a weird fact. It wasn't in this book, but on the radio this morning,

guess what the biggest rock band in the world is right now? Right now? Yeah. Oasis. All right, that's a fair, you know, fair guess. Of course. Was I not right? What are you saying?

Well, I would never have guessed it. I mean, I can't even think of a rock band. I'd think like, like Led Zeppelin or something, but apparently it's, um, oh shit, I just forgot. Oh, there we go. Okay, come back to me. The facts are just pouring out of them.

Who sings a song, Shut through the heart? your tune, or, uh, Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. Apparently Bon Jovi, they said on the radio, there's the biggest band in the world. Bon Jovi can't be the biggest rock band in the world, is it? I know, that's what... Bigger than Metallica, red hot chili peppers, oasis.

That was, they got some big tunes, though, man. It had something to do with something, but... I don't remember. It had something to do with something. Like, maybe they did something recently. I haven't heard any recent songs, but I... John John Jovi. John Bonn.

John John. John Jovey, isn't that? Not his name? No, it's Bon Jovi. Yeah, man. What the, you don't... I think he has a cousin named John John Jovi. I swear.

Who does? John Bon Jovi has a cousin named John John. John Jovi? He's still a Jovi, but he's John John John instead of John Bond Bond. I bet she's getting bang with his name. And they probably have a cousin named Bon Bon Bovie. Bon Bon Bovie.

That's like a fucking candy. Maybe that's the chick. Bon Bon Bon Bovie. Nicknamed Bovie. John Bon Jovi should date somebody named Bonovi. Bon Bon Bovie. Or just Bon Bon Bon, and then when he marries her, she'll become Bon Bonbovie. Isn't that the U-2 guy's name?

Bon Bon Bon Bono? No. Bono. Who the fuck is Bono? No, that's Bono. Oh, Jesus. A you two guy. I'm just kidding.

Fuck, you're digging that hole, buddy of stupidity. No, I disagree. I think Jacob has outsmarted at you several times. Oh, fucking shit. On this podcast. Thank you, Bubbles. You can't fucking describe water vapor talking about the speeds of molecules. Oh, he throws in molecules and all of a sudden he's a goddamn scientist. Come on,

bubs. I might have meant atoms. I just said. It could have been the atoms, not the molecules. There's a big difference there, Jacob. Huge difference. I think it would be molecules that wouldn't be happening at the atomic level, would it? Are we back into ice? It's in the goddamn freezer in an ice cube tray. It freezes. I mean, molecules are made of atoms. What's that? Molecules are made of atoms, and so it would be... Something in there. Something in there.

Something. There's something not in there. Did you know molecules are made of atoms? Bet you didn't. Oh, yeah. Adams are fucking... Everything, man. Everything's atoms.

Everything around is made of... Molecules, too. Well, okay. Thanks for telling me, bubs. All right, you know what? Hey, you know what another big word is? Nucleus. Hmm.

Everything's made of nucleus, too. Everything has nucleus, every atom or every molecule. Holy fuck. You know what? Science. You know how many people are baked right now watching you guys go, my brain fucking hurts? Like, mine hurts.

I got to go. Well, it's good to talk about this when Ricky's not here, though, because he would be shorting the fuck out right now. He does not like to talk about science. No, I know he doesn't. First of all, he thinks it's all the lies and a hoax. I know he does. and he just doesn't like

and he doesn't like books as you know it's right because you know what whether we've learned something of him or not like he did actually talk you seem different when Ricky's not around well he's not getting fucking ridiculed and yelled at and it's all about just getting the dummy do

dummy dose gummy dose rate I'm telling you okay talking I was doing pretty good there gummy dummy dummy dummy Jesus Christ that's it you can talk better All right, we'll work on that But right now we gotta fucking go, boys

I got shit to do What shit? I'm gonna go visit Ricky and Jill See what the fuck's going on Oh, I'm going with you then All right, let's go All right Cool, ask him if I could just smoke a few of his buds

I'll get him back And can we get snuggies on the way home? We're not getting snuggies, fuck snuggies I'm getting a snuggy I'm gonna have a snuggy on next week Good luck getting bang with a snuggy on Don't care I'm gonna be fucking toasty warm and cozy

All right I won't get wetties spilled on me When I drink it'll All right, thanks for dropping by, Jacob. We'll see you sometime, I'm sure. All right, thanks, dude, sorry I was late. Yeah, it's all right. Get the guns in you.

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