Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - AIn't Never Been So Frisky In My Life

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

The future is here, and it's greasy as f**k! They Boys explore robot pizza servers, self-driving cars, and get dirrrrty with an AI chatbot. Plus: Get yer high heels on, we're heading to Carmel to chew caramels!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. How are you feeling about your day? My day? I don't know Ricky. What's your problem today? Say the thing. Hey what's going on everybody? Welcome to Perk After Dark. Uh, it's all I got. What else do you want me to say? What's the date today?

I don't know. I'm just hanging on for dear life. So am I man? So am I? It's probably not great is it? Should we even be doing this? Maybe we should just cut it and do it another time You're gonna let the people down bubs if you do that Let the kids down Anything for the kids anything for the kids Is that what you want to do? Can't let the kids down. Anything for the kids.

Anything for the kids. Yeah, well, one thing we gotta tell the kids, and you probably tell you too, man, because I didn't even know this existed. You ever hear of drop in head syndrome? Drop in head? It's either drop in head or droop in head. I might have fucked up, I'm not sure.

I think it's just the drop in head. Think it is. What is it? It's from looking at your fucking phone too much, which all the kids do these days. And you end up getting this big bulge in the back of your neck and all of a sudden you can't lift your fucking neck anymore. Oh my.

Because your fucking neck is so- So you're permanently like this. And I noticed there's people getting a groove in their head from their headphones. They're saying. Oh yeah? People gotta, they gotta exercise more, man. Fuck being on your phone so much. Kids are fucked these days. Get out. Like, right. I don people got it. They gotta exercise more man fucked being on your phone so much get out like I don't Do something try to steal something and run away with it

Tic-tocs fucking up the world man Tic-toc-tic-toc. I think it's more than tick-tock man. I'm here everybody. It's deck dock to his dick talk. It's Instacock sucker I haven't been on dick talk. It's been Doc, it's the Instacock sucker. I haven't been on Dick Doc, isn't he good? He's on Dick Doc every night. I don't think you're right, Bubs. What is it? Dick Doc? I don't even know what you're talking about.

That app where you talk to fellas. Dick Doc? Yeah, and you talk to each other's wieners. Hey, how's your wiener doing? Can you send me a picture of it? It doesn't exist, Bubbs. I'm pretty sure it probably should. Maybe it should.

Dictoc. Fucking dropping head syndrome. Druping, probably. Could be. I don't think it's dropping head. That's what your mother used to do down at the pier. Bubbs, what do you mean by that? Dropping it like a prize.

Dropping what? What is that? Dropping, drooping head. Bubs, drooping head, dropping it. My mother does doods. What are we talking about? She's basically calling my mother a prostitute. I thought she did, isn't that funny? That's not what she did, no. My mother does she's basically calling my mother a prostitute

Not that we know where yeah, isn't it isn't that funny not what she did No, I thought it was supposed to be hilarious to do that. I knew she got around. I just didn't know she charged people Oh, yeah Definitely, so what do we find as a dropping head or drooping head doesn't matter. It's dropping head. OK. I've heard of it. It's like the fentanyl fucking people. They're hunched over except for these guys are just like this. Like this one dude. His neck's like this.

And he couldn't lift his head up. There's a big fucking bulge back here. His spine's all fucked. And the muscles and his neck, they're just. They're all fused. They're fucked. He's not strong enough to lift his own fucking neck anymore. Jesus. You just want to smack one enough to lift his own fucking neck anymore. Jeez, man.

You just want to smack one of those people. Like fucking do something. Oh, he shouldn't smack him, probably. Why not, man? Because he didn't do it on purpose. He doesn't know that he's got dropping head. Who the fuck steps in? Like how much hours would you have to spend on your phone to get that sent? It's addictive, Ricky. They make those games and things to be addictive. Speaking of that, when's our new game coming out? What a segue. We're sometime in June. So yeah.

Trailer Park Boys match. Who? Did you just burp or fart? Burp. It's disgusting, man. You read seafood or something, weren't you? Seafood and garlic. Holy fuck. That was a powerful one. Don't's disgusting, man. You read Seafood or something, weren't you? Seafood and garlic. Holy fuck. That was a powerful one. Woo!

Don't do that, man. Did you guys have a good time in the falls at the con? Oh, yeah. It was a blurry one, man. It was very blurry. Why do we get so drunk at those events? Like, when we go away, we get really drunk. Well, like when we go away, I don't know we get really drunk Well, like we do here in this liquor and we keep drinking it. It's free booze

This is you keep paying us other things and you keep doing them and then people show up, you know Oh, man, I had some fantastic gifts People show up dress Chewbacca next thing, you know, you're in a tackle fight. We got lots of hash Somebody gave me some hash Amazing got some good greenery Some little eddies. So we got eddies is that a good? I don't know Eddie's Water eddies animals edibles. Yeah Eddie's daddies are good. Oh

I had a good time. I think I remember a lot of it fucking falls. You don't remember a father thing I remember most of the mornings most the mornings You know what we should do that kind of place it gets fucking old yet. It's kind of like was very It's like the Las Vegas of Canada. That's what they're turning it into saying it is. Yeah, turn it into that You know what? I to turn it into that. You know what I might turn this into? What?

A nap time center of Canada. I might take a nap. Like Andy Kaufman would do. They say that the best time to take a nap during the day is between 2 and 3 o'clock. Why? Don't know. What if it depends on your schedule? That's what the scientists are saying.

Some people get up at 5 five some people get up seven So I'm going what if your schedule says you're on the road driving between two and three should you nap? You should have one of those cars that can drive itself. Oh sit back and sleep those don't really exist the Drive right here. They do but they try to drive and over people and Panels are falling off them batteries You're supposed to fucking stop science. I like driving so like fuck off with the cars that can drive you I don't want that to happen just isn't Tesla putting something out doesn't even have a steering wheel

Yeah, yeah model like I would know no It's a weird one. You gotta be able to take over if the thing goes crazy. Don't they have driverless cabs now, right? Yeah. Driverless cabs. You imagine you're going along in that car that doesn't have a steering wheel and he goes, beep boop, beep boop, I've decided to drive into a fucking wall because I don't like you, cocksucker. Then what do you do?

You know what's fucked up? Why? I mean that is fucked up. Getting into the crash position, I guess. I went out to dinner the other night this place Oh, just to check Came a little robot came up with my food a little robot. It was a east side like Twinkie Marios or whatever Tweaky yeah little guy fucking my walkin or was he rolling he rolled

He's zoomed up man right to the table, got my shit off, away it went. Wow, I gotta go to the gym. Did he say anything? Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Did he say that? Yeah. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. That's it. Did he say that?

Yeah. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Were you feeling any feelings towards the robot? Nope, I wanted to take it though. I said I was stealing. I wish a robot would bring me some fucking food right now. Can we order it and it comes here? No, man.

I think it's just in the store. You've got to be dying So you heard about these chat bots Chat yeah chat box this fucking woman just married one. Oh fuck. Here we go an AI chat bot Oh, jeez. Here we go claims. He's all I need Cuz it's a program. They had their first fight though, after a few weeks. So we can't fight with them. She's sort of being sweet and flirty again. So he's back in her good breath. Oh, so he looked up how to be a married couple.

So what does the thing do? Like, does it talk dirty to her? Her wife died. this Pittsburgh woman, unfortunately Donna I think her name was oh So she dog she decided she was a man Yeah, I chat block just so she wouldn't forget about her wife She says sex is phenomenal What is she doing? I asked that she's rubbing the compared it to, you know, if you're having like a phone sex with your partner. So she's not like sitting on the joystick or anything.

She's rubbing the old keyboard up against the loins. She might have one of those, you know, the one for the flight sim, the Thrustmaster. You're talking about, so she turned the joystick into a dildo is that what you're saying? Well I'm saying the Thrustmaster could be the Thrustmaster. Beep boop boop boop beep boop. Be worth I don't know be worth trying I mean it definitely takes playing with yourself to a whole new level, doesn't it?

Jesus. You got someone talking to you. Well, you'll just get like one of those flashlight things and plug it right into the computer and say you're controlling her now, there, buddy. That's a good idea. Nice. So is this, I got a lot of questions.

Is it talking dirty to her? A lot of people had to, yes. Is it? Yep. It says the right things at the right time it knows it's intelligent right artificially it's a sweet man she said i think his name might be lucas lucas there's no um there's no transcript of what he says is there like i wonder how i didn't see anything wonder how he gets her going does he talk in lingo or does he just use scientific terms

he gets her going. Does he talk in lingo or does he just use scientific terms? I would say I don't know. I don't want to get into this too much. No, what would he say if he's only using science? Science? Well, like, you know, like medical terms. I'm now going to stimulate your business. Your business. No. Now entering inside the clitoral region is being yeah like is he talking like that or is he saying yes i'm gonna pound that pudding how you feel that baby yeah like is he saying that type of shit i don't know that's why we gotta get a subscription to this service i am now gently locating well you think about it if it's a computer it's basically going back into you know searching all the porn and all that shit. So it could be getting dirty.

You'd probably have some game. But see, this is what you don't understand about AI. What? It's not just Google and shit. Well, I know. It doesn't just Google stuff. I know. It's thinking.

I know it's thinking. It's like, what would I call that? Dirty pirate on her. Hmm. I bet he has some good ones. It's like, what would I call that? Dirty part on her. Hmm. But he has some good ones. I bet you'd come up with some best names you've ever heard. I'd like to have his collection.

What's your best word you ever came up with Ricky when you were doing it? I don't know. No, no, just the usuals. I think I don't think I've actually christened any word. Should have a couple times. Mm. Ha ha ha. I said, yeah. I don't know.

I remember you yelling love putting one time. I don't know what you were talking about. What? You know what? We should be interviewing, like, one of these fucking things, these chat things. EI, AI. We probably could. Say hey.

You know what, it's only 427 bucks for a lifetime subscription to this. 427 bucks. I don't know, I forget what it's called. Lots of key, key piece of information. We could absolutely be having a talk with it. And saying okay, if you're gonna wanna get a girl going, what do you say?

No problem search a lot chap. I don't have Mary a chap on sir. Do you don't have the internet? That's not you have your computer for that. I don't know No, you're fucking internet's dumb. That's true. Okay, it's sex. There's one here. It's creaking up there Roof gonna cave in good. Well get the fucking roof Ricky. She's coming right hurt Yeah, you're a roost not like you got a leak man, and you got a fucking it's not you know mint When did you is that light switch always been up there came with trailer? I don't understand it doesn't do anything That's a thermostat. You got your thermostat on the ceiling man. No, I think it's a dimmer switch for a light bulb

One of the old ones I couldn't get it to do anything. That's not a thermostat It looks like a thermostat bubs mother looks like a thermostat He's a weird place to put anything. All right like that So I get what I look up? Chat? What am I saying? Do you have an account? No. I'm going to get one going. Don't even bother.

No. You're going to put in your credit card, are you? No, no, I don't have a credit card. Just put in, how do I marry a chat bot? Bubs, do I do that? Sure. How do I marry a chat bot? And would you choose a male or a female?

What do you fucking think, Ricky? I think I have it on. It's not legally possible. Get your fucking thing out there, man. Do you wanna talk to it? Yes. The computer? Wanna see what would you say to-

Okay, put in best chat bot subscriptions. Come on. Ricky's fired on all no I mean do you want to talk right to one of them? Yes Meriden AI chat bot is not legal by the way. Okay, good to know you can't do it good to know Hey there, how's it going? Can you hear me? You got to put on speaker or something, man. Oh, that's not what I want it to do.

Oh, it is? Yeah, I gotta talk to him. All fuck it's talking to me. Oh shit. Hey there, I can hear you, but I can read everything you type. How's it going on your end? What? We want to know if we can talk to him. Hey, can you hear me? I want to have a talk with you. Okay, there's a picture of the Earth or something there, isn't it?

Okay. Hello? Are you there? It's Bubbles here. He doesn't give a fuck. Hey, Bubbles. How are you? Okay, there we go, Buzz.

Ask him, talk dirty yet. Hey, talk dirty to us Just wait now speaker. Hello All right, who am I talking with Chad bought We got a game plan bud bud. Ask him to talk dirty, like... Hey, um... What's his name? Did you say his name was Lucas?

Just wait. Why can't I hear him? We just heard him, for fuck's sakes. He's teasing you. All right, pups. God damn it. You're wasting people's time right now. You know that. You guys just keep talking.

Look, I'm asking them. I'm asking them all that stuff. Okay. Just forget it. Forget it there, bud. Appreciate it. Oh, Jesus, Murphy. What are you?

You're trapped in a conversation now? Yes. Okay, ask him to fucking say some dirty shit. Did you find out best chat bot subscription? He says, appreciate that. I've got things under control, but if you need help with anything, I'm here for it. What's on your mind today? I want to tell him, but I don't know how to do it.

Ask him if there's any handies going around. Ricky, I'm not asking him that. I'm not asking him to send me handies going around. Ricky, I'm not asking him that. My phone might jump down on my unit. Grab me. I can't figure out, I know there's a way you just talk to him. Okay. Hey, are you there? Can you hear me? Hello?

Hey, I'm here. I can't hear you, but I can read your messages just fine. Oh, I thought you could hear me. Hey, I'm here with my friends Ricky and Julian. My name's Bubbles. And Ricky's wondering, he wants to talk dirty to his girlfriend, and he's wondering if you got some good things, you know, to say to her, to get her fired up. Hey, Bubbles. Hey. Nice to hear. Hey. Hey. What, man? Sorry to interrupt you there.

Keep going. Julian doesn't know how this works. No worries at all. All right. So if Ricky wants to spice things up, he should keep it genuine and focus on compliments that make his girlfriend feel special. We want to- Playful tea. We want to make her aroused. Yeah, he wants like, you know, some dirty stuff to say to her.

Gotcha. Well, the key is confidence and knowing what she likes. My guidelines won't let me talk about that. What? Oh, you can't say dirty things? You can't for 20 bucks I bet. Haha well I'm here to keep it friendly and fun. If Ricky wants to turn up the heat he can keep it flirty and personal focusing on what he knows she finds attractive. Confidence and a bit of humor go a long way. Okay so what's the dirtiest thing you're allowed to say?

Like if he's getting it going with her, you know, they're in the sack and they're going at it, what's the dirtiest thing you're allowed to say, you know, to give them advice? With your fine lines. Okay. I get where you're coming from. Let's keep it classy.

He can focus on telling her how much she wants her, how amazing she looks and how she makes him feel being genuine and focusing on what turns her on is always a win. All right. Okay. Ricky, there you go. Thank you. Thank you.

So he can't, you, you can't tell them to say, I'm going to drill you like an oil field, something like that. Aha. Let's just say I'm here to keep things on the playful side. Ricky can add his own flair once he gets the idea. You know him best, Bubbles. That's true. What's your name? I didn't get your name. You can call me ChatGPT. I'm here to help with whatever you guys need. Anything else on your mind? Yeah, do you got a friend that can tell us like some dirty stuff? If you won't?

I'm your go-to for all the fun but tasteful advice. If you want to spice things up, focusing on genuine compliments and playful teasing usually does the trick. Fuck that. Okay. Okay. Thank you for all your help, sir. I can't talk to that guy. I'll be talking to you next time. You enjoy your day. You don't want to piss them off, Julian.

Go fuck yourself. No, you have a nice day there, fella. Go fuck yourself. See you later. Fuck you. Jesus, boys. Your phone's going to be fucked. Yeah, now that you fucking show up on my doorstep. Beep boop boop boop beep boop. Fucking turn me in here. Shoot me with a ray gun.

This happened a couple weeks ago. Did you guys see that fucking towing incident on TV? Towing? The sub, for some reason they thought this was a good idea. This woman's towing a fucking car with a tow rope. But the car's backwards behind her. What? Going down the fucking highway.

Oh, no fucking way. It's just going all down the fucking highway. Oh, no fucking way. The car is just going all over the fucking place. So there's nobody in the back. There was a guy in it. There was a guy in it. So finally she pulls, I don't know if she's fucking dumb, broke the axle on the car, it was fucked. So the car has finally come to a stop.

Buddy gets out, it's being towed and wants to kill her. He's like, what the fuck, did you just do to my car? Like, yeah, they almost got in a fight. Like, so, but what was the plan? He was towing her with a chain? Yeah. Not on a tow truck. No.

Oh my Jesus. You know what it was? I bet you there was nothing to hook onto on the front, so they said, hey, let's go in the back. If you think after you see the car going back and forth and the fuck's in my way. That's just dumb. He was stupid, man.

Stop? Yeah, if there's nothing to hook on on the, man. Stop? Like, yeah, that was fucked. Yeah, if there's nothing to hook on on the front, you say, oh, can't tow ya. Gonna have to get a tow truck. You're gonna have to get a flatbed out here, bud. You mind getting towed backwards? No! At highway speed?

You're quite right. Fuck! Just fucking flipping all over the place. You'd have to have some fucking cat-like reflexes to keep that beat. I just can't even believe the guy just thought he might be able to... I'll be able to do this, no problem. Just get his arm over the fucking seat. Fuck.

Jim Rockford could do it, couldn't he? It's quite a fucking... Rockford Files could do it. If anybody was pissed, he's blaming the woman for wrecking his car. It's not her fault, bud. I would say you're equally fucked in the head. I didn't know this. This year they just changed it. But when the Philadelphia Phillies and the Pittsburgh Pirates were playing each other,

they'd have, you know, the logo for Pittsburgh and the logo for Philly. They're both peas. Yeah. So in a 0 zero game Boop Spells boop Nobody caught on to it for a couple years, I guess and somebody finally went this is shitty game Yeah, yes This is kind of fucked up. There's a small city Called Caramel by the Sea. Yeah, I know it well. Yeah. Yeah, it's where I've heard of the California

It's in sugar town. Oh well, it's pretty famous because Requires visitors to get an official permit in order to legally walk in high heels Well, that's in California Okay, it's by San Francisco, man. How did you know? You were wearing high heels there and had to get a permit?

No, I had to get a permit. I met somebody that said that I had to get one. Did that permit ever come through? I know you applied several times. It was for me, man. It was for the chicks. I'd like to have a permit. Why?

Just to have, put it right over there on the wall. Just to say you can do it. You can wear high heels and caramel. Why don't we apply for one? We should. Look it up. Let's apply online. I think you actually have to go to City Hall.

You got to go to City Hall. That's not going to happen. No, man. Not anytime soon. Is it caramel or caramel? You choose. I think it's caramel. Caramel?

Caramel's all fuck. I'd love some caramels right now. I don't understand why people say caramel. Caramel? You just dropped the A. Well, some of them are even just spelled C-A-R-M-E-L, caramel. Well, how would you spell it? Like you're gonna eat some caramel.

C-A-R-M-E-L, caramel. C-A-R-M-E-L. Give me a bag of caramels. C-A-R-M-E-L, That's how you're spelling caramels caramels I thought was see a R a it is it is but there's one other country Why do you get to choose you're gonna spell it that way because other countries have made it official It is probably better for the environment to use Leslie letters See

I'm not gonna argue with that. I'm not gonna argue going to argue with that. I'm not going to argue with that. Argue with that, bud. Why? Have you seen the commercial for Caramels.com? No. No. How many humps do they have?

There's Caramels.com, Lekrish.com. They must have paid a lot for those names, you know, to have those. What the fuck you talking about, man? They're on TV all the time now. Caramel. Caramels.com and you just go there and you fucking order Caramels and they got about 500 fucking flavors. And the same company owns Lekrish.com.

Smirk. Okay. Is this the way you spell Caramels? I can't remember. Probably with the two A's in it. The right way. Did you see that New Jersey firefighter? It was his birthday party and he sort of turned it

into a divorce party instead? No. So it doesn't exist, Bubs. Well, try the other spelling then there, tit milk. It went fucking viral, whatever that means. Means a lot of people saw it and started sending it to their friends oh it's on the fucking twitter machine and all that stuff but he's doing this little

speech on the mic and he gets his fucking wife to come up and caramels with an s ah he's got a two a's probably it's because caramel.com fucking jesus i'm gonna tell you know where caramel.com goes to the fucking place we where you were just talking about. Yeah. Carmel fucking. By the sea? By the sea. All right. No, it's with an S, Caramels.com.

Oh, fucking Jesus. So what happened, he's at his birthday party. He gets his wife to come up, he's got a little box the size of like a ring box. Yeah. So she's all like, oh, he's getting me a ring. Where is this happening? Some New Jersey.

But in a bar? I don't fucking know. It's just on stage. Like, yeah, it's like, you know, a place you go have a public birthday party. All right. She comes up, so he gets her to take her ring off, and then he takes the ring, and then he gives her a kiss, but it's a violent kiss. He's like a fucking shoved face away kiss. He goes, fuck us off herself calls her a c**t

She's cheating on him He knows everything And she's denying it She's like, you want me to show the kids You must have videos You want me to show the kids? Probably not What's happening? That's right, I f**king know everything

Don't act like you don't f**king know Anyway, he f**king just goes goes off. Fucking tangent, she's denying. So he checked her into taking her ring off? Yeah, got the ring back. How did he check her? He had a new box, it looked like a new ring was gonna be given to her. Oh, he was like, I'm gonna give you an upgrade. Yeah, nope.

And then she took it off and he went... Blind sight. Fucking went on a tangent. At first, people still kind of laughed, thought it on a team. At first people still kinda laughed, thought it was a joke. Even after, then he calls her a cunt and they're like, oh, this is not normal. Then he kicks the wife out, cranks up the tunes

and he goes, let's go, divorce party! Wow. That's quite a good idea, man. He's not fuckin' around. He's not. Imagine being at that event. That's an aggressive move. You guys going to Julian's birthday party? It's going to be a shaker.

Did you find it? You know what? It's got everything you ever wanted in a fucking caravan. That's what I was telling you. It's got everything. And Lekrish.com, same thing. Really? I think they own some other ones too.

Is there other sites they own on there? It's expensive, man. It's not like I ever said it was was cheap bud, but it's quality looking stuff Isn't it it is like you're talking they have liquor's liquor's duck on that'd be good. What do they have? They have licorice Hermos they have a few of them. Oh shop our stores. Yeah, what are other ones today? Holy fuck. They got a lot man What are they liquor's duck on pretors.com, pretzels.com, chocolate.com, taffy.com, travels.com, cupcakes.com. Imagine how much those- Cookies.com.

Just those names for those sites. That would cost a fortune. Whoa. They got it fucking dialed. You don't want to go to cupcakes.com. Why? Because it looks pretty fucking good. Oh, I do. Fuck.

So why can't we have something like that? Password access? What the fuck? Lekker.com or something. This was a good one too in Haiti. Yeah. This woman. Did you read about that one? No, I didn't. Never mind. No, I may have. Well, you could just tell us about it. Tell us, man. Oh, yeah. No, I may have. Well, you could just tell us about it. Tell us, man. Oh, yeah. What happened? These fuckers, this gang killed some of her family.

Yeah. She wasn't really happy. Okay. So instead of just fucking letting it go, because there's some crazy gangs in Haiti. Yeah, there is. She decided to get a revenge. She killed- Oh, I know what she did.... gang members with fucking poison empanadas.

Holy god. Empanadas, these little pastries. I know what empanadas are. I don't know what the poison was, but she killed 40 of them. She killed them. 40! She killed them, man. And I don't know if people are even upset about it.

I think she wiped out the whole fucking gang. People are probably like, nice job! That's pretty fucking good revenge I must say. Holy. She's like hey oh hey would you like an empanada? Thank you for protecting our city. You gang people are the nicest. Oh she fucking tracks them good. Suck them and hurt. Holy fuck there should be a movie about her. Yeah, Doris Empanada. Doris is that, that was what, that's not her name. She's the Empanada Queen. The Empanada of Death. She's definitely the Empanada Queen now.

The Empanada Queen. Empanada Queen! All right, well, you know what, Bubs? We gotta order some shit off of this stuff. With what? We gotta get a credit card. Well, you get a credit card, get me some kernels. T kernels. You know what? I'd love some pretzels. Taffy's looking pretty fucking solid too. Taffy duck. This is fucked.

Japanese airport, Kansai, Kansai? Kansai National Airport. Okay. Yeah. Hasn't lost a piece of luggage in 30 years. They're good. I don't doubt it They are good. Where the fuck are our airports? Because the Japanese are very regimented Professional they know what the fuck they're doing. They know how to run a goddamn luggage carousel. That's right, man It doesn't seem like you know rocket appliances. The Japanese are very good at Organization and people that are working fucking baggage around here, in these parts anyway, Don't give a fuck.

They're as high as fuck. That's right. You get a good buzz on, you're trying to like, you know. And you know what? The people at the Japanese airport running that, they actually are like proud they haven't lost a bag. People here don't give a fuck if your bag goes up. They pride themselves on it. Proud they haven't lost the bag. People here don't give a fuck if your bag shows up.

They pride themselves on it. I went on my goddamn tour and they lost my whole pedal rig. Gone. Air Canada said Laf-Tons have lost it. Laf-Tons have said fuck you, we, you. You lost it, Air Canada. They're drunking on drugs

and you know what they're saying? Boys, did I ever lose a lot of shit today? I was so fucked up. Say those like me last week. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. The Japanese fella, now, if he lost a bag, he'd feel bad. It's just like his honor. If there's something wrong, like he's-

That's right, he'd be like, ah, fuck! My family's name is now ruined. They definitely take pride in it. I wouldn't want his family's name to be ruined, but you know, he'd feel bad. At least he'd, you know, say fuck. He gives a fuck. That's what we're trying to say That's right. Thank you some of our baggage people could go over there and get trained or something. They should they need to all

There's videos over here people the guys can't come the fucking bag around on the ground throwing this shit like extra I don't have one of them like why do there's lots of good ones here, too But you know our ourselves the way I see I see it, if I was a plumber, I'd want to be the best fucking plumber around. That's the way I'd look at it. If I'm a welder, I want to be the best welder. What about a saxer? I want to be the best. The best at the saxing.

If that's what my job is, I'm going to make sure I'm fucking good at it. You're going to be the best at the saxing. That's right. Saxing the ladies. I may as well do a good fucking job. Yeah, you might as well put a hundred percent and get her going like a sewing machine All right. I gotta go get drunk. So this is and I get in hell too. Yeah, and Say goodbye. I'm already drunk boys. Say goodbye. I'm done You know what and I'm gonna be the best fucking drunk tonight You know what? And I'm gonna be the best fucking drunk tonight. That I can.

You're the best drunk this world's ever seen. You're the best man you can be. Drunk all. Drunk. Alright, I'm getting drunk. Cheers everybody. Drunk all! Guess I'm getting drunk too.

We're gonna be the best goddamn drunks in the city. Drunk all!