Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - I'll Drink and I'll Bang

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas... and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.

checky check check checky check check hey what's up boys what's up julian how you doing jules hey you know just sitting around by myself having lots of fucking fun. You're looking good, man. You are looking good, very good. You guys are looking great. Really good. Thank you. Have you been getting some sun or what's up? I haven't.

You got a bit of a glow, Bob. Early in the morning, passed out. Passed out on the fucking ground again. You did, Rick? Yep. Okay, well, here, let me... I'm just checking my buttons over here, making sure... Check your buttons, buddy. You do what you gotta do, man.

There's Ricky. There's me over there. There's the Julio. Hey, what's up? Looks like we got everything. We got everybody here, man. I think it may be official. This could be the last fucking one of these we have to do like this.

Maybe ever. Thank fuck. I know. Don't say that, Ricky. Don't say ever because a whole different virus is coming. I don't want to jinx it, but we could be done with this bullshit. We could be. I'm sick of doing it like this, man.

This is not healthy this is not normal bubs i know i know it's not normal it's like last week you did you did the old was it the gut freezer or whatever the fuck you did fridge tummy fridge to me you reached in you grabbed a bottle out of my gut that wasn't last week two weeks was it? I think that was two weeks ago. That was fucking awesome. See, I don't even know what day is it today anyway. I have no fucking idea. What do you mean, man? I'm lost, man. I'm losing everything.

I'm starting to lose my mind, I think. It's Friday, June the 4th. It's like I'm in jail. It's Friday, June the 4th. Check, check. It's June the 4th. Awesome. And do you know what it is today, boys?

What, man? What? It's fucking National Shopping Cart Day. Oh, you must be hurt as fuck. Are you kidding me? I've got a bit of a wooden thing. I've got some cool stuff to do, too, for today. You should be the fucking president of that day.

Well, I kind of am. Oh, okay, good. be the fucking president of that day. Well, I kind of am. Oh, okay. Good. So, Julian, just I know you're probably going to have an opinion on this, but I got 685 shopping cart pictures to go through

today. No, no, no, no, no, no. Buds. What? Okay, that's a nice shopping cart. That's a standard 2100 series right there. Okay, how much would a cart like that cost? Like 200 bucks? Brand new, they're about 800.

What? There, right there. Now, see that? That's your fucking standard R series. Plastic body. Oh, yeah. I've seen those fucking ones. Looks like Target, man. This is your fucking...

That's my favorite car. That's your 1300D series double-decker. I love those. Those are my favorite. I hate those cars, man. What do you think of that one, Julian? It doesn't hold shit, man. They're too small.

I usually only go in to pick up a few things. This is called the Pegasus series. Common in places in the United States and Europe. It's got all four wheels rotate and it's got the different chassis on it. That's a weird chassis, man. You'd think it was too much shit and it would just bend right over.

Yeah, man. That doesn't look too durable. I'll sparse them out, but I've got 800, 756 shopping carts to go through. We're not doing a slideshow of shopping carts all fucking day. Oh, yes, we are. Well, guess who's in control of the buttons? I think we should take a drink for every pitcher.

Every shopping cart pitcher. Let's do it. Take a drink, maybe a little toke. We're going to be fucked today. Ricky, that would be 856 drinks and 856 tokes. You'd be fucked. So, Bob, is there actually a celebration somewhere around the world? People celebrating cards?

Yes, there's a fucking celebration. There's a celebration in my place, that's for sure. In your pants? Maybe. It could be. I bet there's a big fucking party at all the shopping cart factories, man. You should be working at one of those running it. I know I should.

If there's anybody out there that has a shopping cart factory and they need a foreman, the babbler would do it. Yes, sir. Have fun with that. Look at this. Look, just wait. Look at this. Look at that.

What the fuck is that? That's a fucking gigantic fucking 120-foot-tall fucking shopping cart. Jesus Christ. That's not real, is it? Yes, it is. That's not real, man. That's Photoshopped. It's fucking real.

What's the point? Why, though? Why would you do that? Because they're a beautiful creation, and it's nice to have a giant one that you can not pray to it, but, you know, go and sit around it and have a nice time. Seems a little weird to me, but all right. Very fucking weird.

It's a waste of money, man. Well, I got a message here from the FDA, I guess. We're supposed to tell people don't eat cicadas if you have a seafood allergy. I guess they share a family relationship to shrimp and lobster. Who the fuck eats cicadas? Man, there's a whole fucking cookbook about them

with all kinds of recipes. Oh yeah, they're eating them. People eat the fucking things? I guess, yeah. Jesus, Murphy, Julian, would you eat one? No. He doesn't like seafood. There's a question, okay? These fucking cicada things, they started off as a larva, right?

Under, like, a worm? Believe so. Yeah, something like that. What the fuck do they look like? Do we know? The adults or the little fucking things on the ground? The things on the ground, the larva shit, man, because I left, okay. I left a fucking tree root.

Yeah, but I left a fucking, like a towel on my deck, right? And I lifted the towel up. There was tons of these little fucking, like, larva brownish colored worms, man. You got cicadas. Is that what they look like? Yeah, or it could be some form of crabs that you caught. Oh, you've got fucking cicada crabs. Oh, I'm serious, boys.

What do these fucking, how do you get rid of these fucking things? They're trying to creep me out, man. Fucking fire. Fire kills everything, man. Blow torch or a fucking can of WD-40, cigarette lighter. Bye-bye. Alright, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Jesus, Ricky, that's

not very humane. Well, they only fucking live for a little while anyway. Do they have feelings, I wonder? So... No. I've been squishing them. Who gives a fuck? Riddle me this.

So what? If cicadas, you know, can set off a seafood allergy, does that affect John Cicada, the singer? Like, if you were a man or a woman and you went down and did some things to his unit, would you have an allergic reaction? Yes. 100%. What the fuck are you have an allergic reaction? Yes. A hundred percent.

What the fuck are you talking about, man? John Cicada? He's got nothing to do with the fucking insect. I guarantee you. Julian, if you're allergic to cicadas and you go down on John Cicada, your lips are going to swell up. Oh, they might.

Who knows where he's been, man? He's a bit of a player, I hear. I wonder what happened to swell up. Oh, they might. Who knows where he's been, man? He's a bit of a player, I hear. I wonder what happened to that guy. I wonder if he sings to you while you're down on him. What song did he sing? What was his hit? I can hear it, but I can't name it. Sing it, Ricky.

You know. No, man man sing it I can't think of the words right now I can just hear the song it's gonna come to me it always does it's a fucking stone thing okay alright here we go I'm gonna throw one on here

let's see if this is it man it's just another day without you something like that isn. It's just another day without you. Something like that, isn't it? What? Just another day. Yeah, how does it go? Oh, yeah.

This is the one. Yeah. Lobster cock. Hold it up to the microphone, Julian. Julian? Hold it up to your microphone, Julian. This is a good tune to... You know, when you're making over the check or something. This is perfect.

I have to admit, I used to like this song a lot. I can't hear it. It sounds like fucking garbage, whatever it is. How come it's not such... It should be louder than this, man. Oh, yeah, there it is. Now come it's not such... It should be louder than this, man. Oh, yeah, there it is. Now it's coming back to me. All I can picture, though, is big

swollen lips. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was the man back then, man. That's a good tune. I've had enough of this. I've had enough of it. I'm trying to stop you, bubs.

Now let's get back to the more important things here. Look at this, boys. That is cool. Look at that. Look at the fucking engine in it down at the bottom. That's fucking pretty crazy.

That's the coolest one I've seen yet. Clearly, I need to build one of these. How horny is that picture? Clearly. That is fucking cool. Goes 120 miles an hour. What? That's good.

But you're sitting in a roll cage, technically. Yeah, good point. You know, so I'll just keep going through the pictures. I mean, look at this guy. What the fuck is that? That's a fucking jet engine on a fucking shopping cart. And then he crashed into another one. And look at the aftermath.

Jesus Christ, okay. Look at the aftermath. Jesus Christ. Okay. Look at the force they would have had to hit with. That's fucking cool. Did Buddy die or is he okay? No, he got shot. He got shot out. He went two or three hundred feet

into the side of the target building. Remember when we used to smash the fuck out of shopping carts? You'd hang out the window and take one and you'd start doing about 60 in the fucking parking lot and launch it right into a telephone pole? Fuck, that was fun. That was before I used to... That was before I was really into fixing

them. Well, we could go do it and then you could fix them. Well, Ricky, you know what? If you start doing that, then there's going to be people all over the place fucking doing it. It's fucking good times. People dying. I suggest trying. Oh, there's some... Okay, there's something I got i gotta talk to you about ricky because i fucking i i watched this uh the sheriff down in the states in polk uh county florida i believe it is yeah i've heard of it and guess what guess what's guess what's going on in the fucking prison down there what's

that man people smoking joints of raid bug spray. Yeah, I get it. And they're, and they're eating fucking Roach Motel shit. Like that's, that's gotta be because of you, man. Well,

they should be thankful. Yes. At least you're getting a buzz on. It's probably not the best. You got to understand you're dealing with a lot of power, Ricky. You got a lot of power on the fucking internet. So you got to watch what you're fucking doing.

You just made my fucking day, man. I'm celebrating now. I've got the power. Ricky, you can't be encouraging people to smoke raid or eat Roach Motels. We've got to play that song, man. After we're done, we're going to get wasted. We're going to smoke dope. And we're going to play I've Got the Power.

I thought you were going to say John Cicada. No, fuck him. I'm not getting drunk with you dancing around listening to that tune, man. Not happening. Or I will attack, and you don't want that. That's good, too. Oh, boys. Oh, I'm all jinkity-janky jack you see that fucking you guys know oh go ahead man i was gonna say captain morgan really was a dude you know that right

yeah do you guys know that yeah man he was a welsh pirate okay and later your mother he later became the fucking lieutenant governor of Jamaica see that guy's smart he went from Welsh got on his boat and now he you know went over to the fucking Jamaica where it's awesome he went here and he went from where from Welsh somewhere, no, he's a Welsh pirate that went over from Wales. Was he violent? That's quite a fucking, he was a pirate, man. He probably was

fucking people over. He probably did a bit of everything. Most pirates do. Maybe I won't drink Captain Morgan rum anymore. I'm not a big Captain Morgan fan myself. You will not a big Captain Morgan fan myself.

You will drink anything that's liquor. Yep, I agree. I'd rather drink Appleton over fucking this and Bacardi. Yeah. Keep the Bacardi on the fucking planes where they serve it most. I haven't had any liquor in days, boy. What? How are you doing that?

No liquor in days. I'm drinking Jean Jael. Why's that? It's delicious. You see the video of that fucking 17-year-old girl in California that fucking fought the bear to protect her dogs? Yeah, that was cool, man. Yes, I did see that.

I was jealous. Fuck, we lost something here, boys. We lost some power. Uh-oh. That's not good. What's happening here? Let's just see. Yeah, she was fucking lucky, though.

She shoved that fucking bear off the top of her fence. If that thing didn't flip over, she would have been fucked. Or maybe she wouldn't. Maybe she was like a ninja. No, if she shoved that and it didn't go backwards like it did, he would have just fucking he would have probably pulled her head off or something. Fuck, that was pretty. He would have

whacked her head right off, man. Did you see it, Julian? Yeah, I did. Like, she got lucky. I mean, you know, God love her for saving her dogs and everything, but that was a risky maneuver because if she didn't get him to tip backwards and she just hit him and he was like, oh, you want to go, do you? He would have, you know, big bear claw, not good.

She had a big set of kahunas, man. What a move. That was, I mean, I would have done the same thing if he was swatting at my kitties I would have fucking drop kicked him Bruce Lee style but she got lucky that he toppled backwards or she toppled

backwards I guess it was probably a mama bear right yeah that was a very dairy risky maneuver god love her she saved the dogs though bear didn't. God love her. She saved the dogs, though. Bear didn't even fucking get to touch one of the dogs. So there you go.

Fucking crazy. Want to hear something funny? This guy, this British guy, his name was Tim Price. He changed his name to Tim Price, but he changed the spelling so that it was like 10 P's R I C E to make it harder for telemarketers to pronounce it. I mean, that's a pretty smart move, man.

What? It'd be funny. Yeah. What'd he do? I know I'm not following you. His name is Tim price. So we got his name changed to Tim price, but it's spelled with fucking 10 P's 10 P's.

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If you're gonna use your grill like that to barbecue. Yeah, you can't put the meat directly on a shopping cart Because it's only You know, it's it's there's a plating on the fucking thing and you can I mean you poison yourself You cook the fucking isn't the same plants on some those fucking grills anyway? No, it's different. This is a different plating and you can get poisoned. Alright, well there you've heard it. Don't fucking poison yourself. I mean it's a good idea if you just put another, you know, an actual, you know, food grade barbecue grill on top of that, you're good. But, I mean, you know, that's what people do right there. Because after seeing that picture, I would have definitely

tried that. Right? Totally, man. Yes, sir. Do you want to just talk about and dissect this cart from top to bottom? No, man. It's a fucking shopping cart.

It's not, though. Poor fucking... It's not interesting. A lot of people don't fucking give a shit about shopping carts. Oh, whatever. Did you see that fucking new pool over in London?

The skyscraper pool? Yes. Holy fuck. I don't know if I could do it, man. Would you get in it, Ricky? See-through pool, 115 feet in the fucking air. It's like 80 feet long,

but 40 feet of it is over nothing oh i know holy fuck have you seen it julian there's two skyscrapers and the roof of each one is connected by an acrylic pool it is see-through so you can swim from one building to the other and look down you know through the bottom of the clear pool and see down a hundred and some feet i remember being at the cnn tower and i fucked to have that see-through earth floor and i it was weird i did it but it fucking felt weird man got your legs wobbling didn't it right yes sir yeah i'm not too good with the heights either you guys know that when you smoke when you smell grass you have that smell fresh either. You guys know that when you smell grass, you have that smell, fresh grass smell.

You know what that is? Grass, you mean? Yeah, man. Okay. It's the chemicals. They release that smell when they're in distress. So who knew, man? I knew that.

Yeah. Well, it's alive, right? And you're cutting them in half with a fucking blade. So they feel that shit? Well, not the same way. I don't think they have nerve endings, but they know that they're being attacked. Wow. Who would have thought?

The grass is smart. Wow. How smart do you think the grass is, Rick? Well, if somebody cut me in half, I don't think I'd be releasing some smell that said I was in danger. Yes, you would. Yes, you would. You'd be releasing a smell. There'd be all kinds. All kinds, man, of smells.

I've been trapped in there for a fucking decade. All right, well, then fuck grass. Grass is dumb. Yeah, grass is dumb. You must have heard about this guy Julian the Belgian Rambo no who the fuck's that

oh yeah Julian never heard of the Belgian Rambo I can imagine I've never heard of the Belgian fucking Rambo ever bubs he's been on the run now for two weeks he wrote up a hit list like his ex-wife his ex-wife's lawyer, some

politician, some motherfucking guys. Oh, Jesus, I didn't know this. Says he's going to kill them all. And he empties bank accounts. He's heavily armed. He even has four anti-tank rocket launchers that he stole. Jesus Christ.

And he's a former military sniper. Holy fuck, I didn't know that. I thought he was just some guy, you know, that thought he was Rambo like Julian does. No, man, he's been fucking driving up on sidewalks, running from cops. He's quite a fucking thing. He's got a fucking rocket, four rocket launchers?

Yeah, yeah. Where is he? He's not around here, is he? No, he's over in Belgium. Oh, fuck. I don't think, I never once thought I was fucking Rambo. Oh, please. Fuck, man.

I thought it was a good fucking movie, man. Doesn't mean I think I'm Rambo. You used to wear the fucking knife on your belt. The little compass on the top. Well, yeah, because we were out in the fucking woods. All kids said those things, man. Yeah, but you were in your 30s. What?

No, I wasn't. You were in your 30s when you got your Rambo knife. No, I wasn't, bubs. Yes, you were. 36. No, no, no, no, man. You got your Rambo knife with the compass, and you screw the top off, and it's got a little piece of fishing line with a hawk on it.

Oh, that's in case I got caught. I could start doing like stitches. Stitch it up. You know what I mean? You never know, man. Safety first, bud. Yeah, safety first, they say. Do you guys know that they first proposed, like,

modern brunch was first proposed back in 1895 as a post-hangover meal. Really? That's what brunch is all about. It's for hangovers. Makes sense. It's fucking cool. They must have drank like motherfuckers back then, man. Oh, they did.

There's nothing else to do. What would you do other than drink and plow the field? Well, it's kind of like this. Well, drinking and banging. Fucking, that's all people did was drink. Drink and bang. That's all people did was drink. Drink and bang. That's all you do, man. Oh, drink and I'll bang and I'll drink and I'll bang.

This was a headline that I read that I still haven't totally made sense of. Human Ken doll turned Barbie fears new obesity operation might kill her read it by human Ken doll turned Barbie fears new operation new obesity operation might kill her I guess it's she spent over a million dollars in plastic surgery she used to be a Ken look a Ken doll look-al. Now she's a Barbie doll lookalike, I guess. But during COVID, she put on a shit ton of weight.

She has to have obesity surgery and she's worried it might kill her. What? Yeah. Oh, that makes perfect sense. Who the fuck

are you talking about, man? I know. That's what the headline said. I saw a couple pictures. Oh, it makes perfect sense. I mean, how many times have you, you know, turned yourself into a Ken doll?

It would be tough, you know, to turn yourself into a Ken doll and say, fuck, I really don't want to be Ken. I want to be Barbie. And then you have to start all over again. You've got to do all the different, like, because there's different features on them both, right? Would it be easier to go from Ken to Barbie

or Barbie to Ken? No, probably Ken to Barbie. I don't know. What would be easier to go from Ken to Barbie or Barbie to Ken? No, probably Ken to Barbie. I don't know. What would be easier? I mean, if you're trying to be exactly like the doll, I mean, I think they have the same body, don't they? Ken and Barbie? Very similar. Well, there's a couple areas that are different. I don't know that there is.

Yeah, there is, man. Barbie's got boobs. Ken doesn't. It's like straight. Neither one of them has a unit, though. No, Ken has a just, Ken's just smooth. You know.

But he does have a chest, though, doesn't he? All the dolls were. G.I. Joe does have a chest though, doesn't he? All the dolls were. G.I. Joe never had a unit either, Rick. No, none of them did. Yeah, why is that? Well, why would they put it on there? Why would they waste the money? Well, it's realistic. Yeah, you don't

want your G.I. Joe to have a... No, man, you don't want kids playing with G.I. Joe's wangs hanging out. Come on. Well, they could have had at least a pair of underwear with a little bump in it or something. Well, they could have had underwear, but they don't know. Kids don't need...

Ricky, this is fucking wrong, bud. How fucking baked are you two right now? I'm unedible, so... You know what you're talking about, right? You understand the conversation you're having back and forth right now? Yeah, it's... About why G.I. Joe should have a wiener? Well, it's fucking G.I. Joe, man.

He should have a big wiener. Okay, okay, this is serious. This is a serious question. When I'm on edibles, could you still consider that being baked? What? Or am I just high? That's a good question, man. What came first, the chicken or its leg? What did you say, Ricky?

What came first, the chicken or its leg? I would say that you're definitely high, but I don't know if you're baked, because when I think about baked, it's like a wake and bake, like you're smoking something. Yeah, you're awake, you're smoking. You're on edibles, you're definitely baked. I guess you are.

I always thought baked meant just any type of dope that you ingested. It's like you got on a thing and you got put in the oven and got baked. That's what I thought. I thought the bake had to do with the fire, the heat. I don't know either, man. Yeah, man, me too. This is a good debate.

This is a good question. I think I'm high. I think I'm stoned. But I don't think I'm baked. I'm going to agree with you for the first time in a while. Thanks, man. You're high and you're stoned, but you're not baked. And I do have a bit of a liquor buzz on going.

Not much, but, you know. Okay. Just get a little, take the roughness off the edges. You know what I'm saying? Well, it's June the 4th and some shit went down on June the 4th back in certain days. 1940 was the miracle of Dunkirk when they fucking

evacuated 338,000 Allied troops. That same fucking year Winston Churchill made that speech, you know, we shall fuck on the seas, fuck on the oceans, I mean fight, not fuck.

He didn't say that. It probably should have been fuck, that would have been good actually. We'll fuck in the oceans? Yeah, no, it was fight. There was some fucking going on we shall fight on the seas and oceans we shall fucking fight in the god damn air

we're gonna fuck everybody over and we're never gonna fucking surrender god he was a good speecher yeah but I heard the original version of that like I heard it got manipulated like I heard the rumor was that the original speech was,

we'll beat the cocksuckers with shovels. Like, it wasn't very eloquent. It was very, like, you know, we'll beat them with shovels. We'll fucking, you know, cave their heads in with rakes. Things like that. Wow. He didn't say that. That's what I heard.

I don't know. Are you fucking with us, man? No, but I heard. I don't know. Are you fucking with us, man? No, but I heard the original speech. I don't know if he wrote it or he gave it, and then they tweaked it and he regave it, but I heard the original version was quite a bit more, you know, rough around the edges, as you just said.

Huh. Was he a drinker? He was a big drinker, wasn't he?. Huh. Was he a drinker? He was a big drinker, wasn't he? Winston Churchill? Was he a drinker? So you could see him on the saucers saying, I'm going to beat you with fucking rakes and bats and fucking run over you with my horse. He had a cigar hanging out of his mouth.

He probably fucking felt like it the way they were getting pummeled. Yeah, I mean, you know, he rallied everybody anyway, however he did it. Also on June the 4th, 1984, one of Julian's favorite days, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA came out. Did it. Why is it my – I'm not even a big fan of Bruce Springsteen, man. I thought you liked that record a lot. No, I'm not.

I wasn't big. I'm not a big... I do like it, but I'm not... You liked the video because it had... You liked the video, remember? Because it had... Courtney Cox was in it. That's right.

Yeah, the Friends. Yeah, that was cool, man. She looked good. She was in it before she was on Friends. Well, for a man that didn't like the album, you sure did a lot of dancing after dark. Here's a question. Hey, boys, they had a big Friends reunion.

Did you see that? I didn't see it, but I heard it. Yes, I did. It happened. Here's a question that I saw on there, and I got tricked by it. You know the song, the theme song? Yeah.

How many times do they clap? Is it five No, it's four That's what I did. I thought it was five two. I won't all me. It was gonna be that way what's okay for I Thought it was no one told me it was gonna be that way one two three four five That's what I thought man no that's a head fuck

five is too much it's four it's four holy shit you know what after shark's fuck sometimes the chick will take the load

and store it until she's ready to reproduce what the fuck for years man she's like holding on to load for years. What the hell are you watching? It's amazing.

What a buzz. Why? What's going on, man? I hear a noise. You do? Yeah, man. There's some crazy... Like we're being hacked or something.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh, I don't hear that. Is someone trying to hack us? Whoa, whoa, fucks. What the fuck is going on. Uh-oh, I don't hear that. Is someone trying to hack it? Whoa, whoa, fucks. What the fuck is going on? Uh-oh, what was that? What the fuck? Okay. Okay, I don't know what happened,

so I'm just going to forget about that. It's okay, man. Let's just forget that even happened. So what was you were saying about your mother, Julian? She does what with load? I was talking about a shark that stored the load for years, man. Like, years. Where does she keep it?

In her mouth? Under her flipper? In her ass? Where's it being kept? I need to know more about this. Rick, what did you say before that? I don't remember. Did you call my mother a shark?

I'm going to have to watch the tape back on that one. I'm not sure what it was, man. Well, there was some good things that happened on June the 4th. There was also one fucking really bad thing back in 1989. The Tiananmen Square Massacre. Fuck. Oh, that was awful. I forgot about how fucking awful that was.

Yeah, that was terrible. What happened? Terrible. Tiananmen Square. They killed about a thousand fucking protesting students. Oh, yeah, yeah. Tanks running over them and shit. Was it that many?

I didn't know it was that many, but that's what this said. Fuck, that's a lot. Jesus, Murphy, I didn't know that either. No, that's fucking crazy, man. That's the famous footage, right, where the student walks out and stands in front of the tank and it's inching towards him and he's trying to block the tank? Yeah.

Terrible. Fucking ruthless. Boys, this is is gonna freak you out The guy that fucking invented The Pringles can Yeah His name is Frederick Barr

When he passed away They fucking buried him In the Pringles can His ashes Holy fuck he was small That's a That's a good idea man No

They put his ashes in it Ricky When I die Put my ashes in Pringles man That's all you gotta do They put his ashes in it, Ricky. When I die, put my ashes in Pringles, man. That's all you got to do. They put his ashes in the Pringle can, Ricky, not his body. Not his body, man. No, man. Pringles can.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck, man. All right, boys. Well, I think I'm going to fucking, I got to use it. So I think maybe. Oh, fuck, man. All right, boys. Well, I think I'm going to fucking... I got to use it, so I think maybe... Oh, yeah? Yeah, unless you want me to just leave and use it. Well, I was just going to tell Julian... No, man.

There's two people you love born on June the 4th, Julian. Oh, here we go. Get ready to go to your bathroom and get out some hand lotion. Why? Who the fuck is it? Angelina Jolie, who you love. Okay, yeah. Russell Brand.

She might be crazy, though. Why Russell Brand? Russell Brand, yeah. Right, I'm not, no, man, I'm not a big fan of Russell Brand. Yes, you are, Julian, tell the truth. I thought you liked him in that Arthur movie. You liked the way he drank.

He wasn't in Arthur, was he? He wasn't in Arthur, man. I don't think he was even born. No, no, there was a new one, wasn't there? Was there a remake of Arthur? I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm fucked. Dudley Moore was in the original. Yeah, I remember the original. It was great.

I don't know, man. Anyway. Happy jacking. I'm not going to jack it off to any of those people. Say bye, Julian. Jesus, man. Goodbye, everybody.

Stay safe. Can't wait to get back into the park the trailer there and fucking hang out with you guys next week I think we should probably fuck this lone shit be back to normal and away from this you know this stuff yeah I think so I think we should have

a celebration feast and have a fucking good time we shall have a feast feast and have a fucking good time. Make me some good, Ricky. We shall have a feast. I deserve it, man. Oh, just wait one second, boys. I just got to double check something here. All right.

Everybody stay the fuck safe, and we'll hopefully see you back in normal land soon. Yes, back in normal land. Winston Churchill's mother was born in Brooklyn, man. I wonder if she was hot. All right, I got to go. Jesus, that was a weird statement. It was. Okay, see you later, everybody.

Cheers, everyone. Terima kasih telah menonton! Thank you.