Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 2 - Sweet Empowered Chicken Things
Episode Date: July 6, 2026Ricky's got a date with a lady at a fancy Chinese restaurant - is she gonna be impressed with his chicken ball-eating invention? There's also chainmail sheep, a floating city in need of weed, and a co...p dumber than George Green. Plus: Aliens have arrived in Sunnyvale, and Ricky's got proof... kinda!
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And mix a drink.
That'll help you out.
Okay, man.
Pretty sure I saw a fucking UFO last night.
I think we've been chosen.
You should pack your bags.
We could be moving to space.
All right.
So, you saw a fucking UFO last night?
Yep.
I think I've seen them before, but last night I definitely saw something, man.
Like, I lost, I lost four hours of my life.
What?
Gone.
Okay.
I can't account for it.
All right, but you were drinking last night.
You were high.
You were wasted.
Yep.
You started drinking what time yesterday?
Or the day before yesterday?
No, it was yesterday, I think.
All right, okay.
I wasn't, like, fucked out of my gourd.
And you sit in, okay.
You know what?
How about we get into that shit later?
We've got some other shit to talk about for us.
We'll come back to that.
All right.
Fuck, man. You can't come in like that...
All right. I'm good.
Hoof. You know what? I'm about a 10 out of 10 over here.
Like, feeling good or high?
I don't know if I'm... I think more high than feeling good.
I definitely have a buzz on. I feel great.
Wow, man.
You see that... they released the dash cam video of those police officers in Pasadena.
It was an incident
I think it happened in 2025
But it's in there
An underground little police
Garage
garage garage
Okay
Garage
Underground parking garage
Yeah
All right
So these two officers
Staying at the back
One of the police cruisers
And there's another cruiser
Pull in
And it's his dash cam
I think
And
The officers are standing by
One of them pulls at his gun
And points it at the thing
Just fucking around
Yeah
And then he
puts this gun back on the solister.
And all of a sudden there's like a gunshot
and a bullet goes through the windshield
and hits the guy in his shoulder.
So the other officer that was pulling in
must have pulled their weapon
to try to point it back,
playing around.
And the gun went off and it shot.
They were just fucking around with gun.
You see?
There's a lot of dumb cops out there, man,
that shouldn't have fucking guns, I think.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with them?
I don't know.
You've done it.
I bet they,
got in trouble over that, I would think.
See, I can understand someone like you shooting
yourself by mistake and stuff, but like
if you were trained, fucking caught and you don't have
a buzz on, and you
shoot yourself, you're fucking around.
There's got to be something wrong with him, man.
Yeah, I don't understand how, like...
They had a buzz on fine.
That's, there you go.
His finger get caught in the triggers he's pulling it up.
Like, what the fuck? You see that in the movies,
man? Yeah, it was pretty
fucked up. So,
what happened to them? They get suspended.
really said. It said that they were whatever.
Suspendive.
No, it didn't give details, just that they were repatamanded.
Repamanded? Reprimanded.
Stop saying the big words right now, man.
All right. Anyway.
Jesus Christ. Didn't give a lot of details.
Hopefully they got disciplined properly.
Hopefully they were told they were fucking idiots.
Like straight up by the guy.
Boys, you guys are fucking dumb.
Yeah.
You're on fucking video.
Like, why don't you take your loaded weapon out of your holster
and pointed at one of your fellow officers?
Now it's like any time you pull some over,
they're just, oh, you're the fucking guy that shot yourself
or your buddy or whatever.
Can you save fellow officers anymore?
No, I don't, I don't think so, man.
Maybe.
I don't fucking, I'm...
Trying to stay ahead of the times.
I don't know.
I'm...
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Probably just stay away from it.
Copy that.
We'll figure her nose.
All right.
Holy shit, man.
The Austrian farmers, they should, I mean, they, I can't understand why they didn't do this like fucking back in the 1500s, man.
What the Austrian farmers?
Yeah, man.
What's the sheep farmers?
Okay.
They got a big wolf problem, man.
The wolves are coming in.
They're eating the sheep.
So buddy made, he spent three years making this chain.
mail fucking suit to put on the
fucking on the goats
man on the sheep so
there and goats but look at it that's definitely
that's a goat so the wolves
can't fucking eat them
so the wolves can't eat them
you try eating something that's
in fucking that you try
eat something that's wrapped up in barb wire man
that's what it's like what the fuck
do they cost how much do they cost
yeah man for the
for the fucking suit of armor
okay just a second
cheap i don't know i'd say this thing's probably worth
i mean it just seems like a major investment for a farmer's oh jeep hey look there there we go
check that that is that is kind of a good idea is it heavy as fuck for the poor little sheep i don't
think so man who knows like it's the thing you know what who cares it's fucking getting stronger
is more muslin meat good in the sheep i would say it's better than a big lump of fat
Yeah. I'm not sure like sheep. Sheep is like you don't, yeah, it's more meat and steak, right? It's not like you're getting a fucking pieces of bacon. It's not like a pig.
I don't if you eat sheep, eat the baby ones, isn't it?
I don't know. Why don't you eat the big ones?
Because it's not a lamb.
Oh, fuck.
All right, see, this guy.
You're not trouble eating lamb because it's a mental thing because I think about this cute little baby.
I don't even, I don't touch any of these animals, man. I don't even eat them. I have no idea.
I never gave a shit about them.
But you know what?
It's the fucking, it's the wool, right?
So how the fuck?
Does that affect the wool growth?
That's what I'm saying.
And like, you've all of a sudden.
There's a lot.
Is when the thing does start growing a lot,
does the wool come out through the fucking openings?
I'm glad that you're really concerned about the sheep
and that you like this idea.
It's great.
Well, I don't see anybody doing it around here.
We could probably fucking get into this business.
You want to get into the fucking chain mail and goat business.
It's not.
if you got to deal with the goats much, you just got to make these fucking things.
So you're going to start weaving metal together, little mesh nets?
I got too many.
Way too many.
If you don't want to move to space, there's another option, my friend.
What is that?
The Freedom Ship.
All right.
What's that?
What is it?
Sailboat?
This company, Freedom Cruise Lons, are trying to build a ship so fucking big that you would live and work on the ship forever if you wanted.
You could actually be born, live and die on the ship if you wanted to.
And never fucking leave.
You don't have to.
80,000 people.
It's fucking crazy, man.
And you're just going to roam the seven seas for forever.
Fucking boat.
It's like a floating city.
It's a mile long.
It's kind of hard to wrap your head around.
A mile long, 750 feet wide, 350 feet high, like 35 fucking stories.
You know what I'm trying to wrap my head around?
if there's a bunch of fucking dickheads
that lived on this boat as well
how often you think you're going to bump
any of these fuckheads
80,000 people
well I mean
there's gonna be fucking
there's 50,000 residential units
there's going to be offices
hotels, restaurants, gardens
casinos, pools, sports stadiums
look at that fucking thing
it's kind of hard to fucking
no man that's weird
that's just no man
right now there's no harbour in the world
that would accommodate it, but it's a fucking cool idea.
It's a, like, it's a, it's a country.
It's a floating fucking country, man.
15 billion dollars to build it, they think.
15 bill.
Be fucking.
What do you think?
What are it calling some nuclear powers?
Would you, would you do it?
I don't know. I mean...
Okay, if you think of it this way.
It depends on the law, like, what laws will apply
in international waters, I wonder.
Oh, you're not, yeah.
Are you being, yeah, you know what?
What's legal?
what's not.
Are you,
is there like fucking dope shops on board?
There you go.
You know,
there's tons of fucking bars.
Can I run a dope shop on there?
That would be my new job.
You know what the fucking...
I would be the supply guy.
How much do you think it would be like startup cost
to get a business in there?
Say if we wanted to like open up a pub?
You imagine having a pub on that fucking boat.
Oh, yeah.
80,000 people.
You know everybody's going to want to get drunk.
It's a good idea.
It could be a retirement.
Freedom ship.
So they haven't figured out
people start having like four or five kids each.
You know, all the women on board?
I don't know.
And all of a sudden you've got like
160,000 people.
That's when you start throwing people off the fucking boat.
What do you make it?
What's that?
The fuck are you making?
Believe it or not, sir.
Don't call me, sir.
I have a date tonight.
Hmm?
I finally have a fucking date tonight.
Yeah?
Yeah, but she wants to go to that fucking fancy Chinese restaurant
that doesn't have forks and knives,
and I'm not great with chopsticks.
Are you going to tell us a name here, or is it just someone?
No, no, it's too early.
Too early for names?
And with the whole work thing, I figured it out.
What?
I'm retired.
What?
That's what I say online now.
That's what you're retired.
It's kind of true.
You know what?
You're on to something.
Then there's no questions about being unemployed or where do I work?
Then it's just like it's a 50-50 thing, man.
Basically, it's either you're fucking comfortably happy and rich or you're just fucked.
There we go.
I don't know.
This date, I think, might need more towards the fuck.
What?
Best chopsticks in the world right there.
It's a new one.
Chopsticks.
Yeah, a little fucking...
Isn't that going to offend somebody, man?
If you're said, like, they're not chopsticks.
But they're pick up.
They're like fucking tongs.
Okay, well...
You're going to eat with those.
No, no, no, no, no, no, man.
I don't want to look like a man.
So you're going on with the fucking...
Some chick, we're not going to talk about what her name is.
You met online, right?
You told her basically you're retired,
and you're going to haul those things out at the Chinese restaurant
thinking you're...
Pretty good.
Doing something fucking...
Closed pin, a couple forks.
You're going to look a fucking axe murderer, man.
I thought it might be a good way to break the...
I might even put them in a case.
And she'd be like, what the fuck?
Put them in a case.
The fuck is going on.
No, man.
You don't want to fucking draw any attention to those things.
That's just weird, man.
Well, then I could be like, what?
You've never heard of fork sticks?
Forks sticks.
Great.
Jesus Christ, man.
You know what?
I have a feeling I'm not going to get to know her name
because she's fucking bailing on you tonight.
But, okay.
What is it called ghosting?
You go to the bathroom, she doesn't come back?
I can't, that's, fuck, the whole,
they don't pick up enough.
Yeah, but what to, just, why do you need?
They don't have fucking cotlery there.
Bring a fork and fucking knife.
You're bringing them two forks like an idiot.
What do you mean?
This, like, come on, man.
It's a clamp.
I thought you got a fucking clamp that's two forks attached to it.
It's a fancy plastic.
Well, I didn't want to.
want to waste my metal ones.
I don't know.
How are you going to cut a chicken ball?
Show me what you're going to do with a chicken ball.
You're just going to pick it up, eat the whole fucking...
How do you cut it with fucking chopsticks?
It's my point.
This way I can just pick up the whole chicken ball.
Bye-bye.
I think she might think, fuck this guy's...
Weird.
He's a smear as McGiagher.
He's a fucking weirdo.
I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
I can go one of two ways, and I'm going to be myself, and we'll see what I...
Okay, you're either going to, I don't know, impressor or...
Or I guess I can try to learn how to use fucking chopsticks today, but I don't know if I have a little time.
You know what?
You know what, maybe?
Try to use the chopsticks.
If I get a good buzz on, I think I can learn.
But this is so much easier.
You know what you got to do.
The rice, no problem.
Yeah, but do this, man.
Try to make it funny.
Make her laugh.
That's why I thought I had a case.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Say, make a whole little fuck.
fucking deal about it.
With a lock.
Yes, get up to lock.
And she's going to go, what the hell do you got there?
Hey, you're special?
I think this is going to be a special night.
I don't know.
Get romantic, whatever.
Hall those things out.
Maybe even do a little dance.
I need to get my mind off some shit, man.
Let's do.
Leahy.
Should we?
What?
Oh, Leahy.
You want the Leahy dumb and, I mean, drunk?
And dumb?
drunk of the week one thing we're fucking up i think we never get it down we don't know like we're
fucking petting into like a segment but we're just like what is it called we keep forgetting what it
is what's called i thought i thought was like a fucking zoned rado lay he drunk of the week and the
dumb of the week or the dumbest of the dums of the week i don't remember what jesus dummy of the week
all right let's go for the drunk of the week first right is that we're uh okay this guy
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
He's got a fucking serious wobble.
He's on a mission.
He's going for a drink.
Going through the woods.
No, no.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh.
That was a good fall.
That was a good fall.
That was nice, man.
He's still going.
Oh, no.
I've been not fucked up.
Oh, man.
It sucks.
Especially trying to go up a hill in the woods and then you're like, oh, fuck.
And then you start going.
That was a fun.
Hopefully he wasn't hurt too bad.
Okay, let's see, what are we in a public bathroom?
Yeah, buddy's in a stall.
Oh, fuck.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Is that a, that's a female?
That's a female.
Yeah.
Wow.
She went down hard.
Is she okay?
We're going to get your friends.
Oh, she's okay.
She's okay.
She's okay.
Holy fuck.
Nice recovery.
No.
Whoa, not bad.
Oh, she should sit down.
Did she lose the shoe?
Put your shoe back on.
The shoe back on.
Whoa!
Second fall.
Wow.
She had her hand down.
She hit her face.
She is fucking wasted.
Wow.
Well, I don't think she's probably happened.
She's trying to get up again.
You know what?
She should just stay on the floor, thank you.
No, she's good.
The boyfriend's dead.
She failed twice.
I guess her boyfriend sent somebody to check on her.
That's good.
Yeah, that's good.
good. We're going for it, man.
Giving the details.
Wow.
She's drinking a white.
She drunk a fucking law or something.
Oh, she is fucked.
Yeah.
She needs a fucking wheelchair.
She can't even do it with her fucking belt.
Yeah, well, that happens
something. Yeah. I guess I've been
that fucked. We've all been there, man.
She's going to wake up next morning and say,
oh, man, that was me.
Fuck.
Wow.
It's still going on.
What the fuck?
Is this like a movie?
That was a long one.
You know why?
That took a lot out of me.
Okay, we got it.
What is this guy?
He's a dancer.
He's gonna go running out into the, whoa.
What was that?
It's like he was taking a run down to the pool.
Is it glassy?
Oh, yeah, no, that's glass, man.
Whoa, here we go.
Oh, my God.
fucking bad.
That is fucked.
Yeah.
Dumb.
That was...
He could have been the dumb of the week.
That was the dumb of the week.
I think I didn't know what she'd put.
Okay.
Well, you know, okay.
I think we gotta go with lady drunk of the week was that poor female.
Oh my God.
I don't know, but it was just more like, you poor, poor girl.
I was thinking, buddy made me happy, man, watching a dude go up the hill and then fall back.
All right.
happy as fuck.
Okay.
Those are the drunks you like, man.
Congratulations, Mr.
Guy in the woods.
It's a good one, yeah.
He's a good one, yeah.
He's so happy.
He's going to, he's coming to get a drink.
A little wobble.
Then the hell fucks him.
Look it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Happy as fuck, though.
Right into the water, yeah.
That was just a pretty good lay drunk.
It was just an obstacle, man.
All right.
Now we can.
The dums of the week.
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Tough to top that fucking glass guy.
Guy running into fucking...
Come on, man.
Okay, we got a little race going on at the sidewalk.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh.
That, fuck.
Oh, my God.
Buddy hits that fucking pole.
So hard.
This showed off racing.
With his head, not even...
You're looking at her.
His dad.
Is it...
Oh.
He had to have broke his fucking jar.
Yeah.
Concussion or something.
And his pride.
Fuck, son of it.
He's looked like a fucking idiot.
Oh, man.
That's got fucking hurt.
Well, he'll probably never do that again.
Okay.
It's going to be tough to fucking beat.
Okay, this is dumb.
Whoa.
Okay.
What she?
Looking at her phone.
Looking at her phone.
Oh, man.
Doesn't see the big fucking.
Oh, you.
Fountain.
Oh.
Oh.
All right.
That's, okay, that's going to be tough.
That's going to be tough to beat, man.
And probably destroying her phone and everything else you had.
What is this?
This is like that dude from Sesame Street.
Catch it?
You have some issues like this.
Oh, he put the fucking...
Oh.
Trying to show off, smash the cake down the phone.
All right through his hand.
Fuck!
That would suck.
Oh, God.
That made me not really good.
And they would...
have pulled it out it was probably fucking wood oh god jesus that made me not feel good all right that was
dumb yeah you know what i don't know man i don't know i do you think there's that was that was some good
dums that was a fucking the guy walking i mean the guy running into the fucking glass that was pretty
dumb that was a drunk but yeah but i he might take he might have to be pushed up to the other one
buddy with the spikeness ham's the spiking the spiking you know
know what? He looked like a bit of a dick.
And the fucking fountain was
spectacular too. I don't know. I don't know, man.
I'm too buzzed to fucking pick a winner this week.
What do you think?
Whatever you think, Matt?
I think the fountain one in a way. The fucking spike
just made me feel like that's...
Like it was dumb, but fuck.
Yeah, that's... It was awful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The fountain girl was just...
It made us laugh. Let's go with the one that makes us laugh.
Yeah, if you're going to look at it.
your phone fucking walking through
them all of the fountain.
You walk. Maybe look up every couple
seconds. She didn't hurt herself. She could have whacked
her face off a fucking spody thing in the middle.
See, look, that pool.
That was a crazy
fall. Yeah. You know
her phone's fucked. Everything in her purse
is fucked. She's probably late
for something. That's what she's walking too
fast.
Yeah. That's not something you're going to have fucking
and the way she's dressed. It's not fucking
warm out. No. No, she's going in
So there's all kinds of factors.
All right, she's definitely getting it.
Maybe we'll reach out to her and say, good job, you're dumb.
So what are we on to now?
You want to get into this fucking spaceship that you saw?
Yeah, I don't know.
We're going to space.
I can't figure it out, man.
Unless it's like some weird flashback shit.
What did it look like?
It was.
Where was it?
The zootside up here over there?
It was kind of just.
Yeah, up there.
Okay.
And it was just, you know, doing a little dance a little bit,
but it was pretty fucking close.
It seemed like.
And what happened?
It just weird, it took off?
It was like a weird humming sound.
Okay.
Well, I mean, we all know UFOs are real, so it's not like,
if they weren't real, then I'd be, whatever, it's something else.
But I know the real, so it had to be one.
All right.
I do think they're real, but I don't know whether,
you know what?
There's a few things
right out of the fucking gate.
If you're talking about
seeing a light that way,
you know the racetrack
is right over there, right?
It wasn't,
a race track doesn't float in the sky.
No, no, no, no.
But they got the big ass
fucking lights they turn on.
And if you've got a good enough buzz on,
you're staring at a big ass light
like that way over there,
you're moving.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
You've probably looked at that
a thousand fucking times.
You look kind of like this thing, so I went down the fucking...
Then you went down, you started researching and watched videos.
The whatever the fuck digs hole.
Water hole.
The what?
You know, you go down.
Go down the what?
You go down the digs hole?
I don't know.
I didn't know.
Anyway, I started looking shit up, whatever that's called.
Deep dive.
Diving, deep. Deep dives.
Yeah.
Ravit oil.
That's what I.
Fuck.
man
does a rabbit even dig a hole
I guess they do
yeah man they fucking dig
don't they fuck a bug's bunny
think about it
but yeah
so I saw
you know
do you ever
you're here
but the UFO
Shag Harbor
which is not far from here
yeah
what happened
that came up
out of the ocean
well first this
fucking plane
that was flying
saw it
they couldn't explain
it
then this boat captain
pretty close to here
yeah
saw it
and 20 of the
This fucking crew saw it.
And they said it was like a rectangle.
It was a rectangle.
That's what it looked like last night.
Anyway, many people in Halifax saw this fucking thing.
11 people saw a crash into Shag Harbor.
Yeah.
11, not one.
So they fucking thought maybe it was a plane crash.
No.
There was no planes missing.
Then they did some dive and never found shit.
But there's something going on, man, in this area.
I think they want some.
of us to go with them.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Like there's video online.
You can see real that UFOs online.
I found some on there last night.
I know.
I do believe in UFOs and stuff.
What, but.
You'll fucking believe when you see these videos.
You've got some videos too.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's going to prove that aliens are in.
I think the government's keeping it from us.
Like shit's already happened in the world that I didn't know about it.
So I was.
They're releasing all kinds of fucking video.
and photos of them now, man.
The U.S.
I didn't know.
The Pentagon.
Fucking UFOs.
This big were a thing.
But you've, okay.
It's not what I saw last.
And what I saw last night was just like a little baby one.
But you know what I think a lot of this shit could be?
What?
Flashbacks.
You've done a lot of drugs in your fucking day.
Well, that's what I was wondering.
I think, do you get, okay, tell me something.
I know you can get flashbacks from LSD, right?
Can you get them from fucking mushrooms?
I don't know.
I don't know either, man.
Ask a doctor about that one.
Really?
Her doctor's going to tell us?
They're not going to fucking...
I don't know.
I know.
I know.
Give us the answer to that.
There must be somebody we could ask.
We've got to ask somebody
that's done a lot of drugs.
Like someone like, you know,
that Hunter S. Thompson guy,
if he was alive,
we could fucking write him.
He's done a lot of drugs.
So that's one I'm afraid of, man.
Like, maybe...
The only people that are fucking really seeing these things are people that have been doing lots of drugs all their life.
Oh man, this fucking video.
I know, but that's what I thought.
But I think people like you.
I have a couple videos.
You can watch them and you can fucking tell you.
Okay, well, let's watch some videos.
You want to throw them on?
Well, it just.
And this is going to prove, this is going to be proof that, okay, they...
When you see this shit, you'll be like, holy fuck, okay, I didn't know this shit was going on around the world.
Do any of these things look like these videos resemble the thing you saw?
No.
That's what I'm saying.
These ones are a little different than what I saw.
The one I saw was kind of like the Shag Harbor shit.
There's lots of people seeing orders.
This rectangular one is...
It likes Nova Scotia.
I think it wants to set up shop here.
Or take some of us...
He realizes we're good people.
Well, yeah, I saw...
I saw...
I did see one as well.
There's lots of UFOs around this fucking place.
All right.
So we want to show this video of yours, or what?
look at this shit look it okay well you little city with a hotel where is that
look at this shit like this is this is the shit that's going on in the world
right we don't fucking know about you think this is real this wasn't what I saw
this this is but this bigger but you get there Ricky that was like fucking so
fake man it was insane
How did they have video of it?
They fucking, that fucking thing is probably 30 years old, man.
It sucked.
And this?
Yeah, look at this.
This is from a, like, a long time ago.
Oh, you got it.
You think that's a fucking spaceship.
You tell me what that is.
It's like, it looks like just paper, man.
It looks like something you'd see.
It's a fucking...
2001.
2001.
Space Odyssey.
Whoa.
And then, did you watch that part?
The ladder fucking falling into frame?
And buddy there with a fucking
smoking a joint.
I missed that.
Look in it.
Oh yeah, look at it.
And there's this buddy with the fucking fishing rod.
I didn't see that part last night.
It looked, everything looked a lot more real last night.
See, that's the fucking problem with you saying you saw a spaceship.
You're just, you're not a credible fucking witness, as they say.
I saw what I saw.
You said you saw one.
So late.
I did see one,
but I wasn't all fucked up
like you were last night, man.
Staring out of a fucking light
over at the brace tracks.
Here's all I know.
I look at it
and I see this fucking light.
Okay.
I think I just,
either I was finishing,
I was finishing a joint,
I think.
I'm like, I looked away.
I think I'm like,
look back, still there.
I'm like, look away.
Look back still there.
And then
the next thing I know,
The races were over.
Four hours has gone by.
What?
Because you were staring at it for four hours.
I don't think I could have been.
Were you on mushrooms?
No.
Acid?
Nope.
Really high.
Very.
But.
Drunk?
A couple drinks.
A couple drinks.
You were fucking wasted last night, man.
Don't give me that.
Well, this fucking World Cup's going on right now.
Yeah, so you were wasted, man.
That's what I'm saying.
And when you're fucking stupid.
The other night when fucking Canada was playing.
I was way more wasted that night.
No, man, I'm telling it right now.
You were fucked up and you sat and stared at the fucking lights over there until they
went out until the races were done and it was all over.
You didn't see a spaceship.
You know what?
I was fully prepared to go with them if they needed me.
So you were getting the vibe like you felt like energy was coming down and making you
think.
Once I realized the four hours was gone, I was like, fuck, they must have sucked me.
up there for a little bit and I liked it, I guess,
because I was feeling good about it all.
You think they took you for four hours?
I don't remember any of it, but
there's no fucking way I looked at a light
for four hours. I don't
think I could do that. You have, man.
I've been around you. I would have a fucking...
You have, I've seen you fall
a... You've fallen asleep standing up watching TV.
So, you're like a...
So you think maybe you passed out...
I passed out standing up.
Yes.
Somehow had the balance.
not fall down 100% you've done it many times fuck i never thought about that possibility you've done
it man i've got a fucking video of you doing that how do i not faint or something like don't you lock
your knees and faint you just get into a drunk stance man where it's just comfortable i guess and
you're perfectly perfectly aligned a bend at the knees the spine everything's just like a fucking
perfectly balanced i do remember standing with my feet pretty far apart all right but i do i do believe in
UFOs. I think there's lots of them out there, man.
Well, this Shag Harbor shit definitely happened.
There's no faking shit. And there's like two kinds.
There's like ones that are actual like spaceships and the other ones are like
orbs. Orbs are all over the fucking place, man.
Yeah, what the fuck are those things?
Who knows, man? People are saying they're...
This was more like a big flying fucking...
Like, I can't see somebody inside.
There's a goddamn aircraft carrier in the sky.
Yeah.
Four lights.
Yeah. Yeah. There's lots of those around.
But no, the or it wasn't, I guess.
The Orbs are like...
They say they could be.
angels and stuff. So who knows, man. They're a good thing, I think. All of a sudden, it was just gone.
Because the races were over. Time to go home, everybody. Click. Powers out. Everybody leaves.
They don't have fucking races at midnight. They did. They had the fucking races on until midnight
the other night, man. A way to fucking ruin everything I thought was real. Well, you know what?
We both believe on them. So maybe you did see them. Maybe you didn't. Good luck in your day
The more I think about it, I don't think I can take this to with the shit.
No, get the case, bring you might look insane.
I'm going to use these at home because they're fucking fantastic.
Perfect. Keep them at, leave them at home. All right. Hey, let's go.
Time to go. We're leaving? Yeah.
All right. I guess we're not fucking moving to space.
We might be. All right, everybody. Take care. Uh, yeah. Hopefully his day's going to go all right.
We'll get back to you on that.
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