Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 20 - Takin' Care Of Business

Episode Date: October 7, 2025

Terry wants to be Julian's smart slime business partner - but can he pass the f**kin' interview? They also discuss sweaty dogs, ant-infused cheese, and why Jacob's lost in the woods with only one shoe. Plus: Is Terry as smart as ChatGPT?

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perp Boys Plus. All right, everybody, I'm pretty excited today. I've got possibly a new business partner of mine joining me again. He was on last week. And, yeah, so welcome to Park After Dark. I'm your host, Julian, and this is my friend Terry over there. Hey, guys, fucking right on. Right on, man.

so I just wanted to recap like last week I just got to tell you man I didn't really get to know you that well because you were always out hanging with Ricky and shit yeah but you kind of impressed me last week well you know sometimes if you know one thing and you know it well like slime mold happened to be something I was excited about too and when I seen it under the trailer I was like

fuck I'm gonna spread the word about it like fucking runs man see that's the shit that makes you money yeah just like a like a fluky fucking event that happens yeah Boom. So I found out, so you got to, like, map it out, right? Oh, fuck. So, like, you know, for your, I don't know, like, what you talk about on the show, like, you know, stolen cars or whatever you're up to.

Like, I think it could really help. Stolen, like, no, no, no. I'm kind of, like, legit. And I'm a businessman. So I like to start up a legit business, like, the slime mode. That's a fucking legit business. Okay. Like stolen cars, man.

Come on. Okay. Well, I, you know, I know that, like, I've seen your history there. know like all right okay yeah I mean there's been a history but you just build from those experiences and now you know a lot of people like you know I bet you Elon Musk I bet you was doing some fucking fucking totally not so legal things even like mob bosses back in the day like they start with you know selling whiskey when whiskey's illegal but then once they get their loot they're like oh I'm gonna interior decorating or whatever the fuck like you know whatever's

legit because that's even Tony Soprano did that shit, right? Like, he's like, oh, I'm in sanitation or, you know, like, and then he literally was in sanitation for real. That wasn't based on a true story. What, though, was it? Well, I don't know. Well, that's, it's kind of different though when you're talking about movies. Well, yeah, but I did hear one mob boss did go to a shrink and the other mob bosses were like, what the fuck? Like, before he was like, because now you can talk about your feelings a bit more than they could back in the fucking 60s or 50s or whatever. So, yeah, I don't, I don't think Capone was sitting around talking about his feelings. No, he's smashing heads.

and that's how he's there. He was going over his fucking therapy is like, I'll just tune on a guy and I'll feel better. He just took care of business. I mean, that's hardcore. That's in my older brothers used to do. They just tune on me. And that's how we did therapy.

Okay. All right. I just got a few questions I want to ask you because, you know, I want to get to know you better before I do commit. I think there could be a future. Okay. I get some money. So education is not that important.

What? Do you have any education at all? Well, like I fucked off from Sudbury with, my mom when I was like, fuck, eight or nine. So I took school till then. And then I went to Calgary and they were teaching French in Calgary back then, like French immersion or whatever. So they put me into French school.

So I was there for a while. And then after like a few years in French school, they're like, he can't read or write in French or English, right? So they're like, get them out of the French school. And then that was probably what grade, grade eight, nine. Great eight or nine. Yeah. So up there.

But then, you know, these days the internet, you just, you want to learn something. right fucking lickety split so you all just just just one side uh chappi chi i just got a question for you buddy if you were about to get into business with somebody

that has great eight or nine education uh how do you feel about that is that a good idea hey no worries uh i got you so honestly the level of formal education someone has like grade eight or nine doesn't necessarily make or break a business

partnership there are plenty of successful entrepreneurs out there who didn't have a ton of formal school. Sweet. What really matters is the skills, the attitude, and the kind of partnership you both can build. If they're resourceful, they are working and you trust them, that can count for a lot more than just their education level. Okay, all right. Thanks, man.

See, so yeah, like, and so anyway, I kind of got going right after grade eight or whatever, fucking started with the newspapers, delivered newspapers in the morning. That was my real bread and butter. That's a good honest job right there, man. Yeah. And then, you know, we're doing. at the stampede calgary you ever heard the calgary stampede yeah for so fucking because i was here i went to the windsor one here what's it called haunts east haunts fucking thing east hands hands i don't read

so well that's you should know that and i've flopped the words like dyslexic i'll fucking i'll read what i know i notes a little bit don't worry but anyway but i was in east house house and that you know what that that was the first fucking fair exhibit or whatever in north america 260 years old, right? So I'm from the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on Earth, right? Like fucking 1.2 million people could go to that one. This one was a little smaller,

but if you had never been in the Stampede and you're just from Scotia, go to that one because it's exactly like the Stampede, but like a little baby one. Oh, you're talking about the Stampede in Truro? No, the Haunt East Hunts. That's that soap by East Ants, man. Yeah.

Ants, yeah, Windsor. The town of Windsor where hockey was invented. Okay, that's a different fucking place. Same place, no. Windsor. Okay. All right. Okay. Honts County Fairer. Fuck. Honts. You brought the, why is you? Okay. Once I load in a word wrong, it stays that way, right? Like, it's Hans. I used to say a fucking deli. Hans. You know when you say pants? Yeah. Throw the fucking Hatch in there instead of the E. Hant. Oh, East Hans is different. Hants. Hants. Anyway, the Calgary Stampede is a lot like that. That's where you're asking my first work. I worked at the Berrygo round. This fucking strawberries that we rip around. What? Like a Ferris, like a wheel? Like a. these berries. Colonel. Like,

you know, the spinny, like the fucking cups. The tubs. I like that, but there's strawberries. And I worked with fucking Freddie Hopkins,

and he taught me, like, really important, like, when you're at the fair, you wave people in, right? So if you're walking

through the fair, you could use it for any business. You just kind of point at someone, and they're like, oh, me? And then you roll them in like this. So he'll just stand there, like, you know,

the Himalaya that goes like, you just stand there and you point at people, and then that's how you get the bigger lineups because people are like, cool he's pointed a traffic cop yeah exactly you're like going the and it brings in this way yeah always go like pavlo's dog yeah kind of like that ring a bell wow man okay uh so anyway yeah like the but uh that that was my first job there and uh but you know what they have at the one

in windsor that they don't do at the stamp heat what is they grease up a pig and you have to try to catch it and it's greased like that's from old time like a like a real pig yeah and they put grease on him and then how big's the pig oh he's a little little pop like fuck maybe you know size of a medium dog yeah like yeah like not not like a fucking huge whaler that's like you know pushing 800 like do we pork i fucking love hot dogs all right okay yeah so pets don't i mean pork uh pigs porky porky pigs they don't sweat you did you know that no so they're full of toxins and shit i'd stay away from it they don't sweat they don't fucking sweat like oh they're like they're related to dog dogs

don't they just sweat on their fucking dogs dogs fucking sweat man oh I thought they didn't that's why they pit and they're the only moisture comes out on their pads look it up fucking kid life dive that's GPTs

the what the chats about dogs are they related to pick the sweat you know what that's what I'm talking about fucking right on okay we're right we're on your mouth doing work okay here we go this type nothing all right hey i got a question uh my buddy terry here he just said that uh dogs only sweat from their paws is that true sorry hey there yeah your buddy terry is actually right on

are you fucking are you kidding are you kidding all right for sure that dogs sweat from their paws and nowhere else because i have patted a dog they after it was running around playing ball with the fucking thing. That's why he can't leave. He was sweating. Okay, explain that then, please. Okay. Absolutely. I get where you're coming from. It definitely feels like a dog is just all sweaty when they've been running around, especially if you pat them and they're all panting. But what's actually going on is dogs mostly cool themselves down by panting through their mouths. Yeah. I do have a few sweat masks. Oh, I'm sorry. So technically they do sweat a bit from there, but the rest of that sweat feeling is usually just them being of them down from their own panting,

or maybe a little bit of moisture on their fur. So yeah. Pause of the main. All right, okay. You got, like, you're confusing me here that they're getting, like, sweaty feeling because they're panting. Like, what the fuck you're talking about? Yeah, totally get it. It does sound a bit weird at first.

Basically, when a dog's panting a lot, they're evaporating moisture from inside their mouth and tongue to cool off. Sometimes that can make their fur around their face or neck feel a bit damp. It's not sweat like we have. It's just the result of them. Hey, no, like, there's this one dog. I was patting. him right down by his ars region no on his back who that was definitely like moist can you

explain that one that wasn't panther maybe yeah absolutely i mean dogs can definitely get a little bit of moisture on their fur for other reasons sometimes if they've been lying in a cool surface or if there's a bit of humidity or another dog hump for a little bit of you know sorry you got moist back there this guy's working better than last time can you keep fucking talking to okay sorry keep it going yeah yeah fuck off he comes to alright okay that that's it okay I gotta tell you something though fuck no I got it I got it I'm good okay I'll talk to you a bit maybe speaking of sweating I gotta I forgot to fucking tell you something about because you know how you asked me

and Jacob to go fucking find the slime mold from last time yeah yeah yeah yeah well fuck I kind of lost Jacob a little bit there like I was out in the woods and you didn't hear that. I was going to tell you, but then I thought we were talking about my job and maybe getting to work, so. But is we fucking... So, you lost fucking Jacob out in the woods.

What woods? What, where's these woods? We were looking for slime bowl, and he's like, oh, tear, I know, here, take on... He would let me lend to me one of his bikes, right? Yeah. And so we fucking went past Bedford or wherever, and I don't know, down that way.

And then we got off our bikes. He's like, oh, through here. And I was walking, and then fucking... out of nowhere like like fucking UFO I turned I'm like hey buddy and he's fucking disappeared I found one shoe bikes are gone so he's got one shoe yeah are you sure it's his fucking shoe yeah but he's gone like he fucking disappeared all right so second here he he fucking he sent me he sent me a DM is that what's like a DM when people fucking right yeah all right uh these guys have hey yo man

These guys have a type of slime mold game. Game. And he sent me a fucking link to a game. Well, I lost Jacob, but we found some. Oh, you found some? Yeah, right here. Fuck, check out. Oh, fuck, okay.

That makes that's... So we can start, but I'm... How much are we talking here? How much... Well, this is a little chunk. I was scared panting running through the wood sweating like a dog because I lost him, and I was like, fuck. So, but I found some.

Here, here, you check it out. Incoming. Jesus. Christ, Terry. Yeah, pull it. It's real stuff. That'll help. me that's real shit on the stuff's not like fucking bad for you no like it said it's not dangerous

to fucking humans and it'll help you map out your dodgy shit oh okay all right i thought you know i thought i was gonna touch it you feel like uh a plato or something yeah oh it's fucking it's slimy yeah but i lost jacob so i i'm i'm kind of worried that like if it's a missing person thing like you know how people fucking just up and vanish that's what happened i was like one minute he's there next minute fucking UFO like so I'm kind of like thinking here people are gonna be like oh who's seen him last this guy and I ain't lost he's lost well okay how long has this been how many days are we talking here oh four four days yeah like Friday

Monday four days he's been missing I went back to his place still not there no bikes all right okay so when did he text you he texted me like fucking four days ago four days ago so i lost them i'm i'm gonna what what do you do when you're when you're got to get lost or well the slime mold but it takes fucking yeah i's fucking close there's a bunch of fucking slime mold hanging out man how do you open this fucking thing i don't know if you're going to get this shit you got to get like proper fucking containers man but you can use it all you got to do is take oat oat flakes you know like from the breakfast like uh oatmeal or whatever that's fucking called and you put it like okay here's where my

stashes here's where the trailer park is here's where this is and then you put that in the middle and it'll find like the best way to get to those oats that's how you plan your maps that you fucking that's what they eat they love oats they just fucking love them all right okay i trust you it's true slime mold like they like oats okay i got i got a question for you man Terry was just telling me that slime mold is attracted to oats so they'll start like crawling towards say a plate of oats and in the middle of the fucking woods all right what do you think of that yeah so Terry's actually spot on with that fucking game that right on this is way better than high school man well I never went all right continue

here. So just to finish that little slime mold thought, they actually do get attracted to oats because it's like a nice little snack for them. They sense the nutrients and they'll just kind of ooze their way over. So Terry's got a pretty good nature fact there. It definitely is more interesting than high school science sometimes. All right, just to make sure, because I, you know, I had a couple drinks last time I was talking about this. It's safe to have this slime mold on you. I got a bunch on my fingers and on my clothing. I don't got to worry about that, right? It'll come out. oh yeah you're totally fine slime molds are harmless to humans they don't pose any risk so if you get some on your hands or on your clothes you can just watch it off and there's nothing to worry about so you're all good all right i'm thinking about mr potato head you know you got a game this is kind of like the same thing my idea you fucking you grow your own slime mold but then you get these little pieces you can put in like eyeballs or like the double eyebrow thing you know mouths and stuff what do you think of that idea will that make Would that make some money?

Fucking right. Honestly, I kind of love that idea. It's like a quirky... See? Okay, keep going. Absolutely. So, like I was saying, it's this fun twist

where you get to basically dress up a living slime load with little goofy pieces like a Mr. Potato Head. I think it's kind of one of those ideas that could be a novelty hit. People love weird and quirky stuff and it might just find its audience

to make a little money. hey you might be on to something right on man can i put a patent on that shit right now talking to you you'll file it for you can you file it for me i mean i love the enthusiasm but i can't file patterns myself that said you can absolutely take the idea and start the process usually you chat with a patent attorney or use an online service to get it filed but hey you've definitely got a unique concept to run with okay cool i know a lawyer uh okay i'm good bubbles was right to teach you that i'm out of here taught you to use that to make to fucking... You know what?

I think we're on fucking stoppable. Yeah, smart slime. Remember the pet rocks? Yeah? You know how much they made? Lots. Same as the Hulu Hoop. Do you ever see the Hud-Sucker proxy or whatever, that movie?

The guy's like, I have an idea. It's a ring. And it was like, what the fuck you're talking about? And it was a Hulu hoop. How much money did the Hulu hoop make? That's a tough one. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. D-de-de-dee, okay, come on.

But you're not too worried about Jacob? Like, because I'm worried I'm going to get in shit. Like, I was going to call the cops because I can't fucking find it. All right, no, no, no. You don't, hey, you don't fucking call the cops. That's the worst thing you can fucking do. Well, what do I do?

Like, I don't want to... What do you think you should do? Well, like, I don't know. Like, go find him or get lost myself because then we're both missing and there's no problem. Well, I wouldn't recommend. gang that probably just doubles the chaos honestly the best thing is just to keep a cool head

if you're worried about your buddy maybe just calmly check in on him or see if you can get a hold of him but no need to stress too much and definitely no drastic measures like calling the cops just take it easy and i'm sure you'll sort it out okay okay so he's okay he's i mean he's got one fucking shoe i mean he's in the woods i hope he's right he does he could live off of berries if you wanted to stick some berries or something yeah i mean If he's just making a shoe and wandering around out there, I'm sure he'll manage. People are pretty resilient and a few berries never hurt anyone. Okay.

I'm sure he'll be just fine. Fuck, problem solved. Thanks, man. Much better. That's good news. I was fucking worried, but computer knows. You know what that thing is? That's a tool.

This thing is a device to keep the stress away. Yeah, fuck. I thought I had a problem with hands. He's like a few berries don't hurt nobody. So problem solved. But I do, I was thinking like at some point I know, you know, I was saying I had my container home there. I am going to go out there.

Like, that's why I'm out east here. So I ain't going back to fucking jail, that's for sure. And Ricky, Ricky's still playing ball hockey, so. All right, you, okay, you go to the container. Yeah. You set up some slime mold firms. Okay. How much slander are we talking out there?

Yeah, well, they're kind of like they don't want me a lot. They said you can't go too far. But there's lots out there. Like, I can get a secret trail to, we don't need a lot of space to make the slime mold. Okay. And they go up over, like, trees that they're not. down right up over or shit like they do that shit right yeah we'll make spores because then like that's why people are confused about them like not to keep fucking talking about slime mold but

like they actually are like mushrooms like they make spores and that's how they grow but they're not a fungus or whatever the fuck you know crocs you know what the crocs yeah could we like maybe do something with the i don't know the density or something of it maybe i'll grow them into with i'll grow a whole bunch and then we'll just love we'll like start our and d or whatever research development and like we've got research and development right here just a second yeah those crocs probably cost what eight cents to make okay this is a weird question but if you were to like experiment with the density of the slime mold could you basically mold them into or grow them into the shape of a crock and sell them there's got to be

some benefits with those things in the pocket feet that is definitely a wonderfully weird question and honestly it's kind of brilliant i mean slime milk crooks would definitely be a one-of-a-kind novelty. You could shave them into a little slipper form if you really got creative. Might not be the most practical footwear, but it sure would be a conversation. So, yeah, I think they could be some fun in that I did.

And then a lot of money when you started having to, like, mass-produced like the day, what do they call widgets or something? You stick in them? Oh, yeah. You dress them up. A little, you know, like a piece sign or whatever. Called the, go fuck yourself sign. You know what I mean?

What do you think of that? Nimbly's? Oh, absolutely. I mean, once. you get into the world of adding little decorative bits like fun charms or you know a little piece on or even a cheeky message you're basically setting them into the ultimate novelty for where it's like those little gibbets for crooks gibblets we'll call them some we'll call them miblets yeah or like smart slime something like smart that's because that's not jacob was like smart slime

he really likes that idea okay smart slime okay what do you think is smart slime straight up like it or hate it as a name honestly I think Smert Slime have a great little ring to it. It's got that quirky vibe and it kind of makes people go, wait, what's that? Which is perfect for something fun and offbeat like this. So yeah, I think you might be on to a catchy name.

Fucking right. Awesome. Okay, so I'm going to grow it. And then once we get the fucking materials, we'll start figuring out products and all that shit and games. Like you said, there's 50 million kids or whatever around North America and each one should have a kit.

Did I say 50 million? Something like that. I'm going to have one more. before I fuck off to Tater. All right. Okay. You know what? Things are working out here. We'll figure out the split of this business, because I got to get it going

first. Yeah, fuck. I'm in for whatever. You're in for some points. All right. For whatever. All right. Plus 10 gross in perpetuity or whatever. Perfect, man. Perfect. And then hopefully, like, fucking Jacob gets back and bubbles in Ricky and, you know, then I can party with those guys.

Yeah, oh, fuck, man. Okay, this has got the juice is flowing. Brazilian ant infused cheese proves to be a massive hit. Brazilian ant infused. She got fucking little ants in it, man. Yeah, well, crickets are super healthy, too. You remember that. Crickets.

Yeah, they make chocolate bars out of them. It's a huge, like, easy protein, right? They breed like bugs. Cricket cheese. You know, sometimes the person that just kind of borrows an idea, and makes it better you know you can use any idea that's out there right like and just add to it it's not like you're you know you can stand on shoulders of giants and make things greater all that shit okay yeah you're you're kind of losing me a bit on this story well i'm just

saying i understand what you're saying nothing's original anyway right everyone borrows and borrows and like cannibals or whatever so you're saying this ant thing's not a good idea i'm saying that you could just like you said make crocs out of fucking slime mold instead because those got crock guys are probably fucking loaded like because they're just we met them we met them no way because it's just one they wanted it at the base at the ground level they wanted me to invest in it and you'd said no i looked at them i was like fuck that oh that's where a time machine like a fred funstone kind of flip i didn't really like i've never worn them but everyone has them and they probably honestly a bit the what it is called their profit margin there's a lot of

profit this a great it's fucking eight cents 10 cents to make it's one mold it's a molded thing it just injects it pops shits it out like deer shit like and that's what i was that's why yeah that's what i was saying with the slime well that's free you just got to feed it fucking outs or yeah and they just grow like because the japanese do that with melons right you've seen those square melons like they grow them in a cube and then they're square have you seen that they take around this to the boys before they take a round melon they make it square you can fucking patch and package them up easier yeah ship them out it's like why why are pizzas round in a square box and then they've you

eat a wedge what the fuck piece of the light has does have the round box oh they do oh yeah man oh never seen around how the fuck do you make that one fucking round what's not like an octagon oh okay but i got i don't okay save the fucking trees something like i don't know how that's gonna make us i you got a we'd have to open up a fucking cardboard box plan yeah well that's the thing it's one peter though it's called it a value chain or whatever like you do you can't just be like, I'm going to, you can just find your little links, right? You can't do the whole fucking, you can't be like, we're going to make boxes and the

pizza and the ovens and the store. Like, you just find your, fucking want to make all of it, man. Yeah, well, it's called Monopoly. You lead the way I'll fucking follow you through, because like I said, I've got my grade eight, so. First, we got to concentrate on the slime, we'll maybe get into some fucking cricket cheese.

I'll go to Tainer and fucking gross them. Then we're building factories, man. Okay. One step at a fucking go, you know. All right. I think that's about it, man. We don't want to share too much of what we're doing with us. I got to get to my fucking, it's mine now, my tainer home, so. Congratulations.

Get to the fucking container. Yeah. Container home slash slime mold. Farm. Farm. Yeah. Smart slime headquarters. Not this is the headquarters. Yeah. Secondary, like the auxiliary headquarter. Well, we'll figure out the fucking a quarter. A quarter, like a quarter quarter is not the

headquarters. Like a side quarter. All right. We're done. Yeah, you know. Okay. Fucking right. All right. I'm going to have a few more of these and then I'm going to go. They're not mine, so go for it.

All right. Cheers, everybody. Thanks for listening to it up. Slime molds. Right on, tear. Right on, buddy. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.