Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 20 - The Randy Bear

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. What do you think happened to him? Is he just lost track of time collecting cards? I don't know, man. We need to do this. I need to nap. He's not coming. Is all his cats okay? Is he hit the fucking vet?

Like, it's just not like him, man. I wanted to ask him that question about the fucking moon. We're supposed to get two moons or something? Yeah, there is two moons. I don't know if it's here yet, but it's coming. Like, what the fuck is that all about? We're supposed to get two moons or something. There is two. Well, I don't know if it's here yet, but it's coming Like what the fuck is that all about? Well, he says it says it here in his locations that he's in his shed

Well, he says it here in his locations that he's in his shed. Should we fucking go get him or what? I'm not doing this just you and I, man. Straight up. What book you read, man? Just a book of knowledge. Book of knowledge, yeah? Give me some. Spread some knowledge, man.

Mary has one sister and no brothers. Her... She herself has no children. So what relation does Mary have to her mother's grandson? Her mother's grandson? Oh, for fuck's sakes, man. Will it be her nephew sakes, man. You wanna just be your nephew? Yeah, man. I don't know. I'll have to find out.

Cousin? Fifth cousin or something? I don't fucking know, man. Who gives a shit? Really? Hey, guys! Guys! What do you want? You didn't start with Obi, did you? Start with him? What do you mean, start with him? with Obi, did you? Start with, what do you mean start with him? Why are you mic'd up?

I just put this on, yeah, Bubbs, he's, well, I just went there to ask him a question. He's in his shed, he's got bad diarrhea, so he asked me to pop by and I said sure. Oh my God. Grabbed the mic. We gotta put up with you because he's got diarrhea? Are you kidding me, man?

Diarrhea is very, very messy, Julian. No, I don't, yeah, no kidding, Randy. I didn't even have time to shave. Now what's up, why are you looking like this? Do I look good? You don't, no, you never look good. That's not true, Julian, I look good. What are you doing?

What are you, growing something for Christmas? You wanna be Santa Claus this year? I don't know. I kinda, well, everyone says that I'm a little hairy, so. Little. And, you know, I read that bears are sexy. So you're trying to become a bear. Do you know what the bear is?

Nephew. Is it a nephew? Killing it. Yep. We were right, man. What are you saying about a bear? He wants to be a bear. You know what the bears are? You know what bears are?

Not the animals, but the bears, the dudes that are bears. The cuddly guys, like me. Like, I'm cuddly. I like to cuddle. Don't you like to cuddle? No, we're not getting into this cuddle talk, man, okay? When I do have a girlfriend, yes, I do cuddle. So you wanna identify as a bear,

or I don't really understand. It's more of a term, the bear. You know what I mean? He's the bear, he's the... Some dudes like to look rough and tough, and they think it's sexy. Well, I think it looks really handsome. I mean, both of you have nice beards.

I'm getting ready for winter, man. Just in case it doesn't work out. Well, winter's gonna happen soon, man. I don't really wanna go to jail, so I'm gonna try to be warm. You know what's really fucked up? I got the store here that's fucked. I don't know how, supposedly, you know, it's really fucked up. I got the store here. That's fucked. I don't know how Supposedly in Japan. They've got rice fed chickens

allegedly lay white, yo Like just cuz they fucking race means or eggs or the yolks wait, I don't know eat fucking rice it means their eggs or their yolks wait I don't know it's like what if they like purple popsicles would it then turn into like a purple yolk is that what you're saying now that being said there's some fucking place I think it's Costa Rica where the chickens eat something different and their eggs are actually like green red oh are they I heard of green eggs do man so I mean there is some shit that influences the yolk for sure. So what do you think Rainey, when you eat something, do you think that's possible? I think so yeah.

You don't have a fuck with it. Modifications but I'm just wondering about the cholesterol Julian. You know like maybe a whiter egg has less than the others. Yeah but that's good, that's a good kind of cholesterol man. You need that shit right? But. Fucking idiot. That is, that's a good kind of cholesterol, man. You need that shit, right? But. Fucking idiot. That is, that's strange.

Did you know that we're gonna have a second moon for? Yeah, oh yeah, do you know about the second moon? We're gonna ask Bubbles that because he would definitely know. You, there's not a fucking chance you know about the second. We've only got one moon. I think Jupiter's got multiple moons. No, there's said-

We're gonna have, it's not really a moon, it's an asteroid. PT-5, I think Jupiter's got multiple moons. No, they're said we're gonna have it's not really moon. It's an asteroid PT5 I think it's called just for a little while like two weeks something's traveling so slowly that it's gonna get sucked into the Gravitational pull of our earth and we're gonna have two moons for a couple months. All right, do they know? see, this is why we need bubbles because I mean with the we shouldn't be like Shitting ourselves worried about this. No, so it's gonna stay around the earth It's only it's only 32 feet wide which is pretty big I guess but oh you fuck White asteroid hitting this trailer. We'd be fucking dead Yeah, but they said it won the whole party fuck up earth

So but why do they call an asteroid moon though is weird just because second it's gonna be fucking going around the earth So we're gonna be able to see this motherfucker, right? Well, it's only with a telescope. I think which kind of sucks We gotta go get a telescope I get you mean Get a borrow whatever just we need one There's two moons going on. I want to see what the fuck's going on I want bubbles to monitor it so the thing isn't gonna like whip away all of a sudden come crash down on us. Kill us.

Telescope Quarium or whatever they call it. Same area as the university I believe. We could fucking go over there. Oh we could easily grab that one. Influence a couple people. Hmm. I don't know. Maybe we should stock up some food and Propane like if there's an asteroid coming What? What are you talking about? It's a problem. The asteroids are worse than hurricanes. Like you don't what if it what if it hits us? That's what I just fucking said we're not gonna be in good shape

You know, it's just the dinosaurs how they made it. Yeah, yeah. Not very well. Anyway, well, this one doesn't... It just sounds like it's... How big did you say? 32 feet. It's almost like the size of a trailer. That might... Anyway, some of it would burn up probably, but I mean, I think I'm going to go get some

extra propane. The rest of it can sell. I need propane and maybe some burgers Shut up Brandy 75 gram worth of fucking plastic surgery this fella Looks like a singer guy. He's a singer man. He looks a lot fucking different Why his hair? Well, it's more than his fucking hair. His face, man. He's got a new face. Why did he want to do it? Because look, that's why. Now I bet you, I mean he's a singer, he's probably getting banged, right?

But... His face is thinner. Is it the new face? The thinner face? I don't know. Which one's first exactly? He looks like a boy band kind of like a, you know, boy band kind of guy, right? I don't know. I bet you this guy's, it's, I mean. We didn't really officially start yet, did we?

Did he start this way and go this way? No, weren't you fucking before, after? Well, I don't know. Maybe from the right. Botox. Which one would you prefer? In Japan, they don't read left to right. They read right to left. Oh yeah? Yeah, it's different.

Well, it's October the 4th. Welcome to the park after dark. Unfortunately, Bubbles is not here. And very unfortunately, this shit beast, Randy, is taking his place. So he shit himself? Is that the problem? He's on there. He said it's total liquid. Mayhem. Shit himself. Is that the problem? He's on there. He said it's total total liquid mayhem You know, there's a special diet. He needs to get it's got like bananas and toast and that's what he needs to get on What the fuck you thought that helps with diarrhea those bananas and toast? Yeah, I Heard about it. It's an animal

Birds he made no no no bats that the bat diet The back diet is bananas. I think it was toast the Salisbury steak he made last night. I Don't think it was cooked It was cooked on the outside, but I think the middle of it not cuff link. That's why he's fucked You know where he got that steak He fucking found it on the bus. Well, now under the fucking chair. Oh, you should have made sure it could have been there for fucking days, man.

I could do it. Fucking boys. I'm glad I didn't eat that shit. A high school in the UK has granted permission to one of its students to identify as a wolf. High school in the UK has granted permission to one of its students to identify as a wolf I've seen that Like it can people just do that like though I want to be identified as anything like how many people are serious how many people were fucking full of shit

I don't know they say it's species dysphoria Which means they don't feel like a human yeah they feel like something else an animal is their body something else like a wolf i guess in this case well there is i mean now there's some doctors that say there's no such thing as species dysphoria so i don't know you know what you fucking grew up in it with a pack of wolves if you're abandoned and you're like you do wolf like things you can communicate with wolves and Shit that happens like feral fucking people kind of I believe that but this guy all of a sudden going to school. He's in what grade like grade seven

No, I want to be a wolf now. I don't know boys. I know I don't get it man Was there a Disney about it Disney movie where somebody grew up with a wolf pack? Tarzan grew up with gorillas, right? Jungle Book, man. Was Tarzan, who had Blue? What? There was a Blue dude. No, that was the Jungle Book.

That was a fucking genie, you dumb cunt. No, the Jungle Book, he grew up and he had, Blue was a bear, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking, that was a fucking,'t know. Yeah, that's it. I think you're right, Ricky. It's also a fucking movie, Randy. We're talking about a kid who's in school, wants to be a fucking wolf. We're not talking about a fucking movie. Okay, but they're gonna come dressed as a wolf? I don't know, is that the next stage? You think you're a wolf, then you gotta dress like a wolf,

then you gotta eat like a wolf, then bang like a wolf? I know No, Scotia. There was some talk and some some kids wanted to identify as cats Which you know whatever to each their own I guess but the problem was they wanted litter boxes put in the school bathrooms Like it would okay, so they want to take a fucking they dump in a litter box fecal contamination My concern is like who fucks cleaning these litter boxes yeah well it's in its fecal is bad and the times it's a crazy yeah what is it something in the food or something what's like wire people I don't know enough I mean the first thing I've been

thinking if my kid wanted to identify as a wolf maybe there's something wrong with my kid I don't know yeah I would think there was some there's. Maybe there's something wrong with my kid, I don't know. Yeah, I would think there was something, there's like, son, there's something wrong with you. Yeah, maybe there's not, I don't know enough about it. I don't know, wolves. My first thought would be, okay, you're not a wolf, you're a human. But you could have traits like a wolf,

and you could be an attack. No, if you're a kid, if you, I don't know what the fuck I would say to my kid if he's like, all of a sudden wants to be a wolf. I don't know what I how would you react? You'd be like, you know what son, I love you, but you're fucking nuts. You got some serious issues You can't be a wolf. I think I'd be a bee. I'd like to be a bee Like what are you supposed to the high like how you supposed to react like seriously supposed to be like feel bad for them or How you supposed to react? Like seriously, you supposed to be like feel bad for them or?

I don't what the fuck you do like you want to like be there for your kid, but like I Well, some kids dress up like spider-man and Superman Yeah, but they don't want to be spider-man and they don't think they're spider-man. These people they're like, I'm a fucking wolf I'm not human. I'm actually a wolf. I'm not a boy, I'm a wolf. And I wanna go shit in the woods. And then if you're a cat, you wanna go piss in a fucking litter box. I don't know, boys.

Things are changing, Julian. You know what, we gotta get in contact with the aliens and say, help us the fuck out. Our kids are now wanting to be wolves You know what I mean cats Yeah, I mean, I don't give a fuck. I don't care You know what I want to do it do but if you're supposed to feel that's bad for them I feel bad for them if you could be an animal. What would you be Julie? I

Don't fucking know man. I don't want to be an animal. Panther. They lick their nuts and stuff. Like animals are fucked. You'd be a black panther because you like the black so much? No man. Plus I don't think I could eat raw meat. I found some new fun facts. Well that's a panther. Do you know that apples you buy from the store could be up to a year old? Yeah. No way.

They spray shit on them. They cover them in wax. Wax. They're hot air dried. Yeah man. And they're packed in cold storage and edible for 6 to 12 months. It's fucking crazy. That's why you got to go to the UPEX. How long can you stick a carrot in a cold store?

So obviously you can eat wax, I guess? Obviously. I mean, you're supposed to wash the fucking things off. What'd you say about sticking a carrot in a cold store? Well, yeah, what do you call root vegetables? Like carrots? Did you say cold sore? Cold storage. You know, well then, that's bad.

But they last, but you don't cover them in wax. They're pretty smart. Who the fuck came up with that though? Someone who's... What if the wax gets soft and then it? Someone who's... You know what? A very rich person is coming up with that shit. There's some cheeses that have wax on them. You don't eat the wax.

Yeah, but that's what I mean. See, if I sold apples, I wouldn't care about the money. I would want the customers to have a nice, good apple. Not for you. If you buy an organic apple, it can't be covered in wax and shit. No, man. That's can't be organic. It could be organic wax. See, they can fuck around with it.

They can say, Hey, it's organic. Even though it's got shit on it. It wasn't growing shit. Uh, this is kind of fucked. You know, a blue whale's heartbeat can be detected from up to two miles away. Wow, that's loud. Their heart weighs 400 pounds. Holy fuck.

That's a big fucking heart. Holy. That's you and me together, Julian. Mm-hmm. That's a lot. That is a big heart. Don't, don't describe things with me and you together, please, ever again.

Well, I'm saying fuck. I was talking about the weight. One half of the heart is really muscular, Describe things with me and you together, please. Ever again. Well, I'm saying fuck. I was talking about the weight. One half of the heart is really muscular. The other half is just visceral, visceral fucking shit. Puss. I don't think puss is in a heart, though. Well, if you were part of a heart,

you'd be the pussy part. Oh, Julian. You know why I was thinking a lot of these big fucks, you're were a part of a heart you'd be the pussy part Oh Julian You know why I was thinking a lot of these big fuck you hearing a lot of people fucking dropping dead athletes and shit Right in the 30s and 20s. You know what it is a lot of times Their heart lacks the muscle in the mid the middle part of their heart is getting too muscular Really and the three chambers three chambers, right? It gets too muscular and it restricts the flow and that's why these guys are dying like especially bodybuilders. Fuck It's crazy. I'm gonna be careful man. Be careful. Don't work out your heart then just don't go I don't know go jogging. I guess I don't fuck it up

But blue whale how big is a blue whale massive? It's as long as fucking animal in the world, but it's as long as this trailer for sure, right? I got a 10-foot cock. Okay, think of it that way. They're massive. You do not know that you've seen We've talked about it before actually you're baked at the time anyway, that's but They must be using those, what is it, seismic buoys, the ones to detect that? How do they hear it?

Seismic buoys? No, but you said they can hear it. Yeah, an underwater microphone. So that's, that's pretty crazy. You know those fucking things you eat on toast? Avocados? I don't eat them as much as I do. They're a fruit.

Avocados are fruits. They're a single seeded berry. Boys. I thought they were vegetable. Oh, I just found this out. Did you guys know, I mean we've been living here fucking ever, but up in the Bay of Fundy, which is the northern part of Nova Scotia, right? Yep. Northwest.

There's a fucking carol whale that's been in there for like years. We've got our own orca. I did not know that. And not only that, it fucking hangs out with a bunch of dolphins. How did you know this? I read it in the fucking on the news. How's nobody else known? It's out there, man.

He's fucking out there chilling. How do I go see him? That's what I'm, I want to go fucking on the news. How does nobody else know? People, it's out there, man. He's fucking out there chilling. How do I go see him? I wanna go fucking see the guy. See, see Julian, that's the right there. That orca identifies as a dolphin, is what it is. So it's happening, it's happening all over, right? No, man, it has nothing to do with it.

Dolphins are friends with everybody, you dumb ass. I don't know. That is true, they're no enemies. No man, it has nothing to do with it. Dolphins are friends with everybody, you dumbass. They love people. That is true, they're no enemies. No enemies, man. I've seen orcas throwing them in the air. And they like whales. Like circus shit? No, they hunt them.

Do you want to hear how smart a dolphin is? Orcas are killers. If their dolphins are hanging out with the whales, right, and the whale's having a baby, and there's sharks around, the dolphins will just fucking circle the whale. You know, big circle. Serious.

Just to keep the fucking sharks away so they don't eat the babies. Well no, maybe. I fucking love dolphins. Me too. Maybe it's seals that the whales. I wanna go see the dolphin. I'd like, it'd be cool to see the killer whale,

but I wanna go see the fucking dolphins do their thing, man. Jumping up out of the water and stuff. Fucking like dolphins. I met a couple Dolphins once. Remember we used to watch, what was it, Flipper? Flipper was big back when we were in jail. Flipper was great.

I loved that speed, bro. I watched every single fucking episode, that and Lassie. You can't knock both of those shows. Good fucking entertainment when you're younger. Do you know Americans used to use corn husks as toilet paper before toilet paper was around? Good thinking. I wouldn't have thought of a corn husk. They would recycle them back then.

I think everybody's wiped their ass with leaves before. In the woods. You gotta be careful though. Corn husk is good. It's something from different leaves have different like chemicals on them. So what leaves do you enjoy the most on your anus? Like a nice palm leaf on your ass?

I really don't. Or a nice... I don't think the last time I did that was when I was a kid, but a birch leaf would be too small. But you gotta be careful. It's true. Like what if you rub poison ivy by mistake, Julian? I would love to, nothing.

The rectum is a very sensitive part. I'd like to wrap you up in a fucking poison ivy blanket to see you squirm and. The rectum and anus don't need that. Oak leaves? Oak leaves. Oak? Elm.

I mean, I think a maple leaf, a good maple leaf. We're Canadian. Pine kind of not be fun No, no, man pine cones. No pine cones Well, unless you got some stuff if you got a scrape some shit off a pine pine cone might be good and they grow big down South they're like fucking huge Yeah, guarantee you fucking you've got a whole bunch of different things you can do to a bon-bon con. Wow, this poor woman. What a day she had. Fucking two hours with a boa, a python wrapped around her, bought a 13 foot long one.

She's fucking lucky she survived that. Two hours, you imagine? Like, I'd be biting the thing. I'd be trying to eat it. Like, wouldn't you do that? I would do anything. Be like, ah! Whatever you had to do, man. I would do anything to get that fucker off me.

How the fuck did she survive? I know one thing, the snake would have no eyeballs left because they'd be ripped right out of the fucking head. That's where I'd go too, I think. And a gap, it'd be like, okay, you wanna get that thing open? I'm gonna stretch it right back. Rip it right in half. Show me your fist right down there.

That's what they want though, man. I was gonna put my foot right down his throat. I'm a little scared of snakes though. They're kinda creepy. This fucking story, man. You're related to the sloth family, are you? Sloths? He's very sloth-like.

They can hold their breath for 40 fucking minutes. No way. It's impressive. 40 minutes. I didn't even know they swam. They do? I didn't get that far. I just know they can hold their breath.

Why the fuck would they wanna hold their breath? I thought that they were like a tree creature. Unless they were underwater in a... Well, what was that movie? Ice Age with the bully mammoth? Like that's the sloth that I'm thinking of. And that... Oh man, that's a bully mammoth.

No, but the guy that was in it, the sloth. Oh, okay. The claws. The sloth. The sloth. Sloths were slow as fuck. They are. Did you ever see a baby sloth?

I don't think. Cutest little motherfuckers on the planet. Oh, yeah. Oh, they're cute, man I'm here. I was gonna just does he know the cat urine glows under blacklight. No, he would definitely know that it's kind of cool Check this out, man. This is the father of the year for sure. This sounds like something you would do Ricky Get my kid to steal? Yeah. They went out and they fucking, he's like, oh, okay boys, him and his buddy,

get the balaclavas on, get the guns, get out a fucking crowbar, we're gonna go hold some places up. So that's what they did. Smart. Went to a bunch of convenience stores. Where else did they go? No, because they're minors,

so they can't really get in that much shit. Tobacco stores. So buddy, they get caught, right? And Dad's like, don't look at me, I'm just driving. I don't know what the fuck my kid was doing in there. He did it. He blamed it all on his kids, because you know why? 14 years old. Right.

Which is, you definitely, you've talked about it. Well, I've been talking about it for years. As soon as Moe's like teenager, we're gonna make some fucking scurrilla. Well, no, you're not gonna start robbing places with Moe. I'm not, just get him to do it. Well, I can get in trouble. Ricky. If you're gonna do it, he's gotta start off

like maybe going to the golf range, stealing balls or something for a bit, sell those. Don't get him into fucking like, give me your money or the register. I'm not gonna go to a bank. Or a bank. It's almost impossible to rob a bank these days.

Go to a mini-putt or something. Golf balls is a good idea. Make good money, man. We made lots of money selling golf balls once in a while. This is fucked. Did you guys know that there's only one planet that spins clockwise? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah,. This is fucked. Did you guys know that there's only one planet that spins clockwise? Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, only one of them. Venus. What? I've never heard that in all of my years of being on this earth. Oh wow, that's weird. One fucking planet. Why would that be?

I don't know, man. I don't understand. Kind of trippy. Oh my God, I can't believe this. Gravity, must be the sun's gravity or something. Doing something to it. Venus is the closest to the sun, right? No.

Or is that Mercury? There's gotta be more to this story, man. This woman is being charged with assault for accidentally spraying her neighbor with a water gun. She was spraying with her kids, he was mowing the lawn, she sprayed the guy, hit him in his chest, but he fucking lost it What dick called the cops fuck off?

They didn't even take they didn't even take a look at the fucking gun. She was using she's like, it's a goddamn squirt gun Motherfuckers be something fucked up needs to happen that guy, but you know what? Maybe she's a total Asshole, and maybe she's been like, I don't know you gotta hear his side man She could be a total flick. It's a bit of water though. Yeah, maybe she's doing other things Maybe she's like siphoning his gas or something middle of night. Who knows? I think they should line up like 80 elderly women and they all get to slap that guy once across the face That would be I that would be funny. I'm into that, man.

I totally agree. And if she's fucking an asshole, then she can get slapped too. And then they both get slapped and they both just told, shut the fuck up. And move on, stop fucking wasting taxpayers' fucking dollars, man. Yeah, that wouldn't happen in Sunnyvale

because people get along. If there is an altercation, you know. Plus not many people are paying taxes here. I'm just saying, people will have a way of working things out in Sunnyvale. Well unless they're... Give and take. No, it's a give and take, Julian. What? I'm just looking at shit that happened on October the 4th. Couple cool things.

Is it October the 4th right now? Yes! Leave It to Beaver debuted in 57. I remember that show. I bet you do. The Beavester. It's good. A lot of good, you know.

97th and second largest cash robbery in US history occurs at the Charlotte, North Carolina Good a lot of good, you know Second largest cash robbery in US history occurs at the Charlotte, North Carolina office of Loomis Fargo and company with 17.3 million in cash taken. Whoa Fuck that's a lot of fucking dough, man You need it that you'd need a cube van for that. that's fucking nuts. It's a lot of cash caught And in 2015 on October the 4 Van Halen played their final show at the Hollywood Bowl 2004 20 years ago 2015. Oh

Fuck nine years of October the 4 Fuck a man Van Halen tonightiling tonight. Remember back in 1984, like that album was the fucking greatest, man. Oh my God, man. Would Bubbles agree or would he be like, oh, now it's all right. I don't know, but at the time, there hadn't been an album like that in a while

from any band. I liked Hot for Teacher. No, the whole fucking record was. You talking about that? Come on, man. I had Hot for Teacher. No the whole fucking record was ain't talking about love come on man That's it. I had a teacher mr. Stevenson And Eddie's Eddie's wife at the time all in the family She was like pretty hot Did you ever have a teacher Julie? Yes

You knew mr. Stevenson. He was really hot No, I've been talking about my, I had an arts teacher. Stevenson? Yeah, it was a she. Oh, you didn't go. Her name was Jill or something. Oh yeah, I know who he was. I was on first name basis with her because...

Jill Lund, I think her name was. Yeah. Alright, we got a girl. Charlton Heston got fucking born on this day. Dick Tracy, Susan Sarandon like her Yeah, Gilmore from fucking triumph. Yeah, good, dude John Cicada, there you go Randy. Oh, we had him playing the other day. Yeah Just another day

Just another day man live Shriver Just another day. Just another day, man. Liv Schreiber. Good actor. Yeah. He's a fucking great actor, man. I like that show. That show was awesome. You know what show we're talking about? I don't. Alicia Silverstone.

She was in that fucking video. That's how she started. Aerosmith. Yeah, I didn't know that. Yep. From the fucking overpass, man. Odd. All right, we gotta go. I think it's time to go.

I can't handle the smell of you. You just fucking make me want to sick. But go to check on Bubbles because you think he'd be back here by now. He's got some serious fucking shit going on. Gotta get some fucking water in him or something. That's okay, I gotta go too. What are you doing? I just got a text from shit going on. Gotta get some fucking water in him or something. That's okay, I gotta go too. What are you doing?

I just got a text from Stevie. Who's Stevie? Why you got a fucking ring on? That's Stevie. He gave me the ring. What are you engaged? No, you're engaged to some dude named Stevie? It's a promise thing. That's big news man, you gotta tell a shit like that.

It's just a promise thing. How old is news, man. You gotta tell us shit like that. It's just a promise thing. How old is this Stevie? Is he a senior? No. Don't look at me as if to say, what are you talking about? Almost, but anyway. That's a personal business. And okay, he's attracted to bears, right?

Well, everyone likes bears. I mean, you've heard today people like wolves. That's bears. That's what the gruff. Stevie likes the gruff. Well, congratulations, Randy. Good going, Randy. Maybe it'll settle you the fuck down. Well, we'll see. This was very interesting, I have to say. Are we going to get to meet this Steve, Shaller?

No, we don't. We don't want to meet Steve. We'll see. We'll see, Ricky. You keep your Stevie to yourself. Okay. Well, anyway, hopefully bubs it's feeling a bit better Yeah, hopefully there's a shower in your near future big time He's I gotta go he stinks sorp. This wasn't greatest podcast ever blame on him dickhead if you're gonna get a telescope I want to see the second moon. Yeah. Well, you're gonna have to fucking pay. I'll show you a fucking moon That's right.

10 bucks or you'll get two moons. All right, cheers. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app.