Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 21 - The $150 Cock Job

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. Rick, you gotta put down the brain, Bokker. Why does it... okay. book. What is it? OK. It's good to have you back, number one. Number two, don't ever fucking get that shit beast in here to fill in for you, man. I don't care if you're shitting yourself, if you're throwing your fucking talent to

come. You did. He said you said he was outside your shed banging because you were there's some god awful fuckingful fucking noises coming out of there and he was like, you're right He said yeah, you said I'm bad. You know, I've got the diarrhea Go fill in for me. I said Dean arena you had the Dean arena, but you can't do that without talking to us first, man Oh, sorry. I didn't give you a shit update But I'm talking about getting him to fill in for you. I'd rather just me and Ricky do it. I didn't say come fill in. I said go tell the boys I got the deena.

Oh, so all right. So he was lying then. I don't think I said go fill in. I said tell the boys I'm gonna be late or not make it cause I've got the deena reena. Well, next time don't send him in here. Don't just don't show up. Just get him to call us or something.

All right. Let us worry, man. I did fucking smell off, like, never mind. No, just saying I had the dinner. Wow. I ate some bad cheese. What kind of cheese was it? It was a Camembert.

Camembert. What is that? Is that that stinky shit? It's a soft bad. Common bad. What is that? Is that that stinky shit? It's a soft, nice soft. Like a gouda? It was very gouda. I can't eat, I can only eat like one, like couple types of cheeses,

like fucking classic. Let me guess, cheddar. Cheddar and mozzarella. I like to prove alone on the fillies every now and then. But gouda and that fucking blue shit with the mold in it, fucked up. Blue cheese delicious. That's fucking gross, man.

That's what he smells like. He smells like blue cheese and fucking swampy nuts. Blue cheese and swampy nuts. That's a good band name, blue Cheese and the Swampy Nuts. And you hear he's growing the fucking facial hair because he wants to be a bear. I'm not even sure he knows what the bear thing is all about. Oh, he knows. I don't know, man.

He knows. He wants to get grabbed by a big bear. Well, he was fucking acting stupid then. And pounded into submission All right. So what do you got going on over there Ricky? You're gonna give him his fucking brain. I don't well He's can you share your knowledge with us man your newfound knowledge. I'm just trying You're going you're cheating you're going back to the answers. I just had to make sure I had it right. That's what he's doing Yeah, you can't cheat Ricky. It doesn't count. It was easy, actually.

It just seemed too easy. All right. What is it? He's getting better. I know he is. You might have to get some paper. You may not be able to do it in your head like I can. Well, give us a try.

I'll use the note thing. Give me a try. Five runners competed at a yearly racing meet Rashad came in right after Mary and just ahead of Jack Walter came in immediately after Jack and Thomas beat Mary who came in first. It's fucking Sounds like a fucking orgy. You got to do this again

Five runners, okay. Oh, okay. I thought you said Rashad came in That's fucking orgy. You gotta do this again. Five runners. Okay, oh, okay. I thought you said one. Rashad came in. He finished right after Mary. This is Rashad. There's Rashad and there's Mary.

Here's Mary. Okay. There's Mary, so she's ahead of Rashad. And Rashad finished just ahead of Jack. Jack's right here. Right here. Right by Rashad's hole ahead of Jack. Jack's right here. Right here, right by Rashad's hole. Okay. Okay.

Walter came in immediately after Jack. That was Jack, so he's back here. This guy. This was Jack, wasn't it? Yeah, that's Rashad, that's Jack, so this is who? Walter. Walter. Walter. Jack, Rashad. And Thomas beat Mary. Who came in first? This is who? Walter. Walter. Walter. Jack. And Thomas beat Mary.

Who came in first? Fucking Thomas. Thomas. No, you said Thomas, what, this guy? Yeah, he beat Mary, there's Mary. And that's just, you know what? This was just all the confusion. That was just the complicated shit.

Yeah, like I thought it was. That's what the world's like. They do it on purpose, man. Everything. I thought it was gonna be a lot harder. Anyway. All right. I can't believe it's October the 11th.

Already? Yeah. It's almost Halloween. How come nobody's eating this stuff? How many weeks ahead do you get ready for Halloween? I'm getting ready now. I saw some Christmas shit in the stores. What are you doing?

Doing some little powder. Is this the good, is this good? What is it? Blue powder. Yeah, that's the drink enhancer. Yeah. That's the drink enhancer. Yeah That's the blue rads inside. It doesn't seem like the blue rads though like smell No, that's something you know, it's the ones you're taking apart and fucking iron and back together put never touch that man

Pour in your drink. See what I tell you. You never know what the fuck's going on With him and his drugs how the fuck the cats Like do they have built-in GPS? What? Yes, how does it work? There it's a mystery to the Science like magnetic field type shit. Yes, they can they can do magnetic stuff Fucking wild man. Why what happened one found his way home from about a thousand miles, right? 900 miles Wow not miles not even kilometers nine kiddies can do it miles. Yeah Yeah kiddies can do that. Oh

Wyoming to California how long to take them two months That's a lot. He went camping in Yellowstone and he fucking got freaked out and took off. Family couldn't find him, had to go back home to California. And on the way, this is kind of fucked up. The cat's name's, well, it's spelled, where is it? R-A-Y-N-E, and then B-E-A-U, rainbow.

Rainbow. And on the drive back home, the fucking parents of the cat saw a double rainbow. No way. Come on. Yeah. And then two months later, they- Cat probably did that with his mind. No, he fucking did it, man.

He probably did it with his mind to let them know he was OK. Hey, bots, they can do things like that. Cats can manipulate the lab. Sometimes trippy shit happens. He's no explanation. The luck of the coyotes didn't fucking do it. So in this clock sucker, two months later, 900 miles ends up back in California. He didn't quite get home, but he was close.

But he had a chip in him and they fucking They had a chip in them. Yeah microchip. There you go, man. They're just fucking he made it back on his own No, no, the chip doesn't tell where he is No, just says who he is who owns them. Oh, okay But now they've now they put an air tag on a little fucker. You see an air tag what you need He lost six pounds but other than that he was Totally fine kid. He's gonna 900 fucking miles. I can't even that's a long way Like if I had GPS, I'm not sure I could go that far. How the fuck was he? How did he figure that out? I don't care where this fucking move was birds migrating south. I guess I don't fucking know man. Just knows He just goes like this

I guess I don't fucking know man. He just knows. He just goes like this. That way. I live that way. How does a little butterfly get to fucking Mexico? That's true. There's some crazy shit out there, man. Did you see the, a couple of weeks ago, Tommy Lee?

He, uh. Does he got built in GPS? His dog. Taken by a coyote. They got him back though. Yo, yeah, she went running. Went in, got him right him right in the back yard just came in grabbed the dog and fucked off with it. He was thinking yummy lunch time.

He was thinking two bite brownie. Two bite brownie. What happened did Tommy come out with his big wang and scare him off with it or? He came out and beat the coyote to death with his big hammer. His big Tommy Lee wang. Yeah, well there you go. He put some peanut butter on it and waited for the fox to try to grab it. Then he got it erect and went, pfft, hit him in the head with it. Yeah, just like a French baguette.

Then he ate the coyote. Did he? Barbecued it up, yeah. Didn't hear that part. Tommy Lee's coyote barbecue. I got the inside fucking scoot, man. He had a street party, Tommy Lee's coyote barbecue. I got the inside fucking scoop, man. He had a street party, Tommy Lee's coyote barbecue. Just motley crew blasts all night.

Jesus Christ. So boys, there's a fucking, there's a super ant fucking invading Europe right now as we speak. What the fuck do you mean? It's a super fucking ant. No, they're only small little fuckers But they was it just one super no, man. Does he work ape? No, no, no, no There's millions and millions of these little fuckers and not only that, you know how usually in colonies the ants

I don't know if you know there's one queen that's just popping the shit out Yeah, they got hundreds in these colonies and they don't fight each other like alright Let's fucking hook up and take over so they're eating walls internet cables fucking everything man And you can't stop them. I had carpenter ants and they're way worse than carbon and they're smaller These little fuckers are smaller and they're relentless fucking destroyed a whole goddamn wall. Yeah They will they'll eat your fucking host, man. Jesus. Fuck!

I'm not here, are they? No, they're over in Europe. They started... Well, they'll just come up with a new... Just fucking pesticide the fuck out of... They'll come up with a new chemical that just kills everything. You know what I used? A fucking flamethrower. It was awesome. Yeah, you gotta fucking burn them, man.

They were in the Middle East, North Africa... I didn't even feel bad. You fucking destroy my house, you got to fucking burn the man. Are there in the Middle East? You fucking destroy my house. You deserve to die tap Benoma Magnum ants is what the car I've heard of happy old ants Tappanoma not like car sonoma, but an ant tap air fucking they're brutal man Fuck you guys. Do they bite people? I Don't know cuz Cause fire inside fucking...

They can eat through the walls, pavement, they can even fuck... Yeah, electricity cables. Let's see if we can get a video of these little fuckers doing their thing. They can eat through electrical cables. Electrical cables, man. And it doesn't kill them? Nope. Little cunts.

They're not big enough to short it out. That's right. Okay. Little cocksuckers, huh? Let us unpack the... Okay, alright. They don't... I don huh? Let us unpack the, okay. All right. They don't, I don't think there's any videos, but man. Oh, we do have a video.

Of Superant. What the fuck is this guy talking about? Oh, what? Sport de marchandise, la fourmie peut s'attaquer aux câbles électriques, comme ici en Corse, creusé dans le sol. Ooh. Fuck off. I can imagine French people.

Always have a habit of talking to the people. The ant can attack the electric cable, like here in Corsica, dig in the ground... Ooh. Fuck off! I can lip-sync French people. Always have had that ability since I was little. I can lip-sync French people. Look at these actors. Look!

They're fast! That's not even sped up. I can't see them. They're fast as fuck! Fuck off, video. Click, click. You know what that guy's saying? These little fucking cunts are eating my fucking pipes. That's branch.

Eating my fucking pipe. Like they're all over the wires, everything, man. Indians, man. He needs Ricky and his flamethrower. You know what? If we could find out a way of killing these motherfuckers, like a really good way of doing it without killing everybody else, we should fucking do it. Think of it. Well, yeah, you're going to have to make sure you're not killing everyone else. Just like that guy with the flood.

Remember that guy that had the fucking bags that expanded for floods and shit that we knew He ended up making millions man. Yeah, this could even be bigger. What was it? It was fucking Baggies those inflatable fucking things For floods, you know that they're like fluttered outers. They're fluttered outers. I Don't even know what you're talking about. Yeah fluttered outers The fluttered outers man, I think I'm really big Instead of sandbags. They were these other thing. He invented them Ah, I mean use the water as the barricade. That's right. Brilliant. Now. Here's an interesting fucking story

This guy must have been popular in town This dude, he's a fake doctor, but he's been doing this for 26 years. The guy is 30 years old He's been doing this operation for 30 or for 20 years He is He just got arrested He conducts various penis enlargement procedures, oh And he was quite the cat in town man. He was giving everybody big dicks one guy

Unfortunately had a bad infection, and that's when shit went down. Did he lose his wiener? I think not only did Buddy lose his wiener, Buddy lost his fucking scam. How are they doing the enlargement? Silicone, man. He was taking silicone, grabbing the cock.

Pshh! Got a big dick. Just putting some cocking into it. I think so, man. It's basically a cocking cock. I can see you making it thicker, but I don't know what longer. I don't know, man. I'll read more on it in just a second.

It's kind of... Yeah, you might want to do a deep dive. It's fucking weird that you're talking about penis enlargements, because on this day, on October 11 in 1995, John Bob had plastic surgery and increased his penis three inches. I gotta go fucking talk to that doctor. Three inches? That's a fucking major adjustment.

So you'd have four total. Okay. All right, this is not English. This is the wiener story. Translation please. What is this saying? They got a banana on the screen? Ah. Whoa, there's Buddy being taken down.

He's collecting his penis, fucking his goods, his instruments. Wait, was he doing the operation on the ground? Holy fuck, he was doing the operation. No. On the dirt? No, on the floor. And this is a fucking real doctor? This is, no, he's not a real doctor, man.

He's not even close to me. He's a carpenter. He's just a guy that can fucking inject silicone into somebody's cock, I guess. I don't know. Don't understand what the fuck language is that anyway. Where is he from? Good question, man.

Taiwan? I can guess it. I gotta stop this man. This is freaky man. I was like that means All right, shut the fuck up. I am put it left thinking languages boys. All right, he was okay between 150 fucking dollars, but yeah, he was between 150 and 600 bucks 600 boxes the box package you get a new, new shape to her if you want. Maybe a little bit of a, I don't know, gold flake. Gold flake exterior.

Gold knob. Gold flake on the knob. Gold knob would be cool. Golden knob covering. Yeah. Oh my God. He's been doing it since grade fucking nine. Holy shit. He gave all of his buddies big wangs in grade nine. That is fucked. You know what? That's an entrepreneur right there.

That guy was in grade nine and gave himself a big wang. He totally did. That's how the whole fucking craze began. Hey boys, check it out. Holy fuck, where'd you get that? What happened to that? I saw that a couple weeks ago at a party and it wasn't that big. Well. Well. Yeah, a lot of his patients are now experiencing erectile dysfunction. Do you think?

You fucking. Or erectile permination. Who would get like a grade nine student to fucking tamper with their cock and make it like, like, come on. Had a friend and you saw his wing you knew what it looked like and two weeks ago you saw it again it was three inches longer you might consider it I don't know for 150 bucks it's like should I

150 bucks should I go buy a video game or should I just get this fucking meat package down here a little larger should I go from a pepperoni to a salami? To a big ass salami. To a gilbasa. Well, that's a great story. That was a heartwarming. Well, good for him, man. You know, at least buddy's trying to do something

in his life, right? Yeah. He's probably the richest dude in his fucking school. Probably. How old is he now? I don't know, 36? Yeah, 36. That's a lot of pianists playing. That's a lot, grade nine to 36 year old man.

Yeah, it's a lot of cock work. It's just a lot of cock, he's seen a lot of cock. He's had a lot of cock in his hand. No, everybody enjoys different things, I guess. You didn't say how many he's done? No, man. Thousands? Oh, he's got to be doing multiple a day, I would think, at that price range.

I bet you there's kids. It was probably on some of the kids' fucking Christmas wish lists and shit. I've had fucking meals more expensive than that. I want Dougie to give me a bigger cock, Mom, 150. I want the $600 one, though. Gold knob package. Next time a network wants to take a seat for fancy steak dinner Get that done instead. Yeah

Cockin large man, this fucking 16 year old boy. Mesh, Michigan just broke the world's record for largest hands and feet Really size 23 shoe. How old is he? 16. He's 6 foot 10. He's a fucking big boy. Fuckin' is that? Okay, what size is fucking Shaq's foot? Did Shaq give him some sneakers or something? I don't know, but size 23 is pretty fucking big. Shaq's foot was, I think it was around that, wasn't it?

I think it was too. His hands are 9.1 inches. What the fuck? What's that about? Yeah, that's pretty big. It's about to there. That hands are 9.1 inches. What the fuck? What's that about? Yeah, that's pretty big. It's about to there.

That's a... That's a fucking... That's a big net. He's got a huge niche. Fuck. Imagine if he fucking slapped you on the arse. I bet he wouldn't need to go to this penis enlarging fellow. No.

Even if he's proportional, he's swinging a fucking sledgehammer. Bet she's not that good a runnin' though. He might be. 23 fucking inch feet? Come on. If you had spring shoes, he'd be great. Oh yeah. What size were Shack's sneakers? 20.

Holy fuck. He just said tiny feet Wow, man, this guy's got bigger feet. How old is he 16? How tall is he? 610 so far he's only 4 foot 2 He looked like side job, I look like cubers that fucker He looked like side your Bob look like cubers that fucker Cuber yes with his big suck suck machine right on his face about him was he Coleco vision? I don't know Cuba He was Atari wasn't he I think it was Atari. Yeah, maybe remember He had that fucking thing on his face looked like he could suck anything with that thing Your mother used to yeah, I was gonna say, your mom played that game in her life.

That was your mother's nickname down at the wharf. Qbert. Qbert, the sock machine. You don't wanna know what they call your mom. If you were going on a trip, let's just say to Bermuda, and somebody came up that you knew, gave you a suitcase that was already locked, and said, hey hey you mind running this to Bermuda for me on your trip? Would you do it? Probably not Ricky. That's what this 25 year old girl did from Toronto. Oh my god. A friend gave her a suitcase to take to Bermuda. It was locked.

It was locked. She's like, yeah, no problem. 18 keys of marijuana. Well, marijuana. That was her defense. And here's the fucked up thing. That wouldn't have been smelly. Fuck. Oh, I know.

Well, there's no way. Heat sealed and shit, Vacky cocked. Yeah, man. But they're saying it was worth $1.8 million. Something's fucking wrong with that math. Yeah. How much is it worth? How much is the key going for this?

Maybe that's what it goes for in Bermuda though. Oh, I never thought about that. Right? It's fucking crazy. So what's her defense? I didn't know what it was? Yeah. She said, I did it for a friend.

I had no idea what was in it. Yeah, that's not gonna fly. Fuck off. Anyway, she's in jail. I don't think that's gonna fly. And the fucking cops actually believed her. Like, no, we could tell she had no idea. She's just a fucking clueless mule, they called her.

Well, that's how they picked her. Well, they ask you when you're boarding the plane, did you pack your bag? You know everything goes in it. That's what she's, and she said she did originally, and then she switched her story. Yeah, but think about how easy it is to fucking get Jacob to do shit.

He doesn't think about shit, he's just like, okay. True. He's like a, people are like, they're horses. Okay, but a hundred, I can't get over this money. Like, do I need to move to Bermuda? A hundred grand for a key of weed? How much can we get one here for now? What's it going for?

Get weed here for a thousand dollars a pound or 1100 a pound. Holy fuck. Yeah, something's not right there. No, a hundred grand for a key? Well, you got a Bermuda. Bermuda, ba-ma. Why aren't they fucking growing it?

Come on, Ricky mama. Bermuda. Bermuda. Why aren't they fucking growing it? Come on Ricky mama. Bermuda. Come on Ricky mama. Just need a couple lights. I want to take it under Ricky's home. You don't pay taxes in Bermuda either, do you? I don't think you do.

You don't pay them here? That's true. So what's that matter? That would save us a shit done, wasn't it? What a fucking ever imagine not paying income tax. Oh, yeah, we don't we don't but it's But if you're legit, you know what I mean? He for weed We're going to do muta something's wrong. We got to save up to go to my muta and check it out That could be our next squat boys

We live in a hut. Yeah, but it's out in the fucking ocean. It's gonna be underwater. What do you think about the triangle out there? Think that's still fucking with people or what? Yes. Is it fucking with people still? Yes, I believe so. Is that a magnetic thing too or?

There's a whole bunch of theories. Methane. Methane is one of the theories, which is quite plausible. There's all kinds of theories. Like giant shafts of methane. It would have to end, then it just takes down the plane. Well, the plane gets no lift because methane's thinner than, you know, so. That's like huge ships.

And same with ships. If there's a column of methane, it's not a boy anymore And then I want you go is your mama dead like down at the bottom of the ocean with it Tank hooked up just going Maybe shit Maybe That's pretty fucked up boys Magnetic stuff. I mean, what about it simulation or aliens? There's two other things there too. Yeah Yeah aliens aliens There's two other things there too, man. Yeah. Yeah. Aliens. Aliens?

Bermuda Bama, come on, Ricky Mama. This day in 1975, Saturday Night Live, created by Lorne Michaels, premieres on NBC with George Carlin as host. Fuck. Wow. I can't believe Carlin hosted the first step. Can't believe, boys, we were supposed to do that. Who fucked up that deal?

Dan Aykroyd. COVID. Wasn't there? I don't know, Dan Aykroyd, really? No. Wasn't there? No, he had nothing to do with it. I think Tom Arnold was talking to them, wasn't he?

Oh, that's a shout out to him, man. He was talking to them. Oh, fuck, boys. Also on this day, televangelist Jimmy Swaggart? Yeah. We know him. Yeah, that crazy fuck. He was seen soliciting a prostitute. Yes, I remember that.

What was he paying for? And also on this day, in 2018, the world's new longest flight flashed from Singapore to Newark Airport, New Jersey, 17 hours, 52 minutes. Holy fuck! One flight? That's one. One shot.

What kind of plane's that, Bubs? 380 or the Dreamliner. Jesus Christ, that's impressive. 17 fucking 52. 18 hours in the air, baby. That's fucking wild. That's crazy, man. Watch nine full-length movies. That would drive me fucking nuts.

Oh, God. If you were, imagine if you're in a middle seat. I remember when we went to Australia, that was fucking bad enough. That was two flights, wasn't it? Yeah. Three, I guess. No, it was two, wasn't it? I think we had a flight to Toronto.

Oh, yeah, right. Two Toronto, Toronto to... Toronto to fucking China. And then we had to... So that was, what, 14 China. And then we had, so that was what, 14 hours? And then we land. And then the next flight is another 12. It was like, holy fuck! It was fucking horrible, man. Make it end.

Yeah, and Julian got served octopus burgers. I don't know what the fuck, I couldn't eat it, man. It had tentacles. I had to, you know, and I had no booze other than fucking shitty beer. I was living on beer. Julian gets his meal and he opens up and there's a fucking tentacle in there.

And then there was a bun. No, I ate the bun. I was like, fuck, at least I get a bun. I go to open up, had my butter ready, fucking jab the bun and this fucking black shit and goop came out of it. It was an ink bun. Ink, like who eats ink buns?

It was a weird one. Squink, it was a squid. A squid meal. Whoever was sitting beside her was pretty happy. She wanted, she asked if she could have it. She was a very nice lady, but she did not know English. No, but I didn't want my food, so I got rid of it. But then I take a little nap, or I'm trying to sleep,

I look down, I got more food in front of me, and Nimnod next to me fucking gave me half of her fucking meal. I ate all your stuff, it was delicious. It was fucking disgusting. They had the noodles, and they had the soft, like, bun. I would die if I lived there. It was delicious.

And they had the camera on the bottom of the plane, remember? Yeah, that's kinda cool. What I didn't like was the fucking seat in front of me was rammed up against my fucking knees for 12 hours. There's no leg room on Air China. On that flight anyway. We're a lot bigger than a lot of people over there, I think. So what it is? I think so, man.

Fuck, that sucked. Yeah, we were on... Yeah, it wasn't Air China, it was the other one, China Airlines. Yeah, man. Fuck, that sucked. Yeah, we were on, yeah. Wasn't Air China, it was the other one, China Airlines. Yeah, man. Little bit of more of a economy carrier, I think. I think that was the last time I drank beer, too. It was a long time ago, man. Jesus, that was a long time ago.

Fucking gross. Woo! See who got born on October the 11th, Darryl Hall from Hollow Notes. Oh yeah. Privateist. They got a lot of good tunes, man. Born on October the 11th, Darryl Hall from Hall & Oates. Oh yeah. Private. They got a lot of good tunes, man. Those guys fucking hate each other, don't they?

I think so. You know what we should do? We should go on Darryl Hall's fucking podcast sometime. This is weird. Gary Malabar, or Bay, I don't know, and Greg Douglas both got born on this day and they both are part of the Steve Miller band. Well.

Drummer and guitarist. That's not too far. Same year? No, three years apart. Ah, stupid. Who gives a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Ah, bruh, ah, bruh, get that bruh.

Boop, boop, boop. I'm gonna reach out and grab you, Julian. That's a good tool, man. Boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop. I'm gonna reach out and grab you. Good tool, man. I get up, I can't go down. Joan Cusack. Fucking love her. Oh, Joan Cusack? Oh yeah, she's fantastic. Ooh, Luke Perry, Bobby.

Luke Perry. You love his tunes. His tunes? Oh, Luke Perry, that dude. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

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The priest, he had a car crash. He was fucking almost killed. Yeah. Racing. Race car driver. Yeah. Priest, yes. You call him the priest, don't you?

No. Yeah, you do. I do not. I fucking love that guy, man. I do, he's awesome. He is a good do. I know I love that guy man. I do he's awesome I'm not saying anything. Yeah, I don't call him the priest. So I Think I've heard that come out of your mouth. Yeah, maybe I'm just gonna go text the priest guys. I'll be right back Priestess, so you had to go then I've never had her in my life

You had to go to your shed close the doors and you were in there texting them I don't know what the fuck I forget where we were We're at a fan thing or a con thing and you were like the priest is in town boys I'm gonna go up with him tonight and then Unfortunately that poor female actor dies and he did go to you with Shannon. Yeah Yes, I don't still don't believe I called him the priest that day but Yes, I still don't believe I called him the priest that day, but... Did you ever hug him? I've hugged him several times.

Oh, hug? I've hugged him. I thought you said did you ever hog him? How long was the hug? Long one? No, regular man hug length. Does he wear cologne? He has a nice smell to him.

Okay. Nice dresser? Does he dress nice. Sharp dresser. Very sharp dresser. How come Luke Perry is dead? That's what happens when you die. You're gone. Luke Perry?

I can't remember. There was some problem, man. I don't know. I don't want to misquote, but I think... He tried to call 911, but I think. He tried to call 911, but he called 902. That's not true. Yeah. That's not even close to true.

Sorry, that was a good edible joke. Sorry boys, that was edibles. Terrible. Sorry. Okay. We gotta go, we gotta go. We got things to do. It's Friday night, almost.

We gotta get this fucking night together. It's also a long weekend. Are you fucking kidding me? It's fucking Thanksgiving, dumbass. In Canada. Whoa. Not in the U.S. Are you making a turkey for us?

Or what is it? Are you gonna try to bang it again? I'm gonna stuff a turkey with don't-air meat. What are you gonna stuff it with? I'm gonna make a traditional roast beef. Nice. All right, roast beef time. All right, everybody.

Cheers. Happy Thanksgiving. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Triller Park Boys app. Fuck off.