Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 22 - More F**ks, Please

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Julian and Terry get wood with a new tree-cutting business - but is their sh*tty old saw up to the job? Terry brings up a dark period from Ricky and Julian's past, and gets into trouble with his wife Trish. Plus: AI learns from the best, as Julian teaches Boner to f**kin' swear!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. Okay, it's all right if I still sit here? Yeah, no, I asked you to sit there. No, I know, but I'll just double checking that you know what you're doing. It's all on and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. smash it on the microphone hit up as much you want to roll you really like this kind of just no you fuck I thought you're testing it I thought he's talking you know what I'm in hell right now

no listen listen you said that thing was a five milligram one five yeah that's oh this is not five milligrams all well I just got it from a guy from for five like I can't even talk some guy said it was a low dose low so he said it was a low dose so he said it was a low dose He didn't say actually say five No You'll be fine You want to get things started Yeah sure

I'm back Because it's so sweet here I went out to my tainer there We can't do the fucking intro Terry Hey what's going on It's Park after dark again I'm here Fucking Terry Okay

And yeah it's us again Unfortunately good news though Ricky did make the finals they won the game they're champions but he's going to stay in jail for another week

to celebrate the boys blah blah blah it's a hockey fucking thing one cog on the fucking wheel whatever the fuck he was saying yeah anyway he's he's gonna be gone for the next one maybe the next one will be back

yeah and I'll still be here ripping it so all right cool awesome but yeah are you okay right now I'm very, uh, feeling the, the medicine. This is not cool for me right now. Okay.

I got important shit to talk about. All right. Let's start over. All right. Chipper, things are too fucked up. We're going to start over. Use this as the new in. Sure.

Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to Park After Dark. I'm your host, Julian. This is, uh, my business partner. Terry, we're, we're getting, I think there's going to be a friendship there at some point. Right now it's basically a business friendship. Yeah, this is like the good times where we're just getting to know each other.

Well, I don't know if it's necessarily like that. I'm just whether, you know, I can fucking tolerate you. It's not in a bad, you know what I mean. Yeah, well, so far, your other buddy there, the robot, you know, seems to think it's a good idea. So who are we to say? Fuck, that's the future. Boner. I forgot about Boner.

All right, this is going to be really fucking interesting to the old Boner. Hey, Boner. He's not on yet. I got to fucking turn him on here. Hey, what's going on? Boner, it's me and your old buddy tear. Fucking A man. Do you know how to swear?

Hey, there, both of you. Yep, I'm still here. And don't worry, I can handle a little swearing if it keeps a conversation real. So let's just keep rolling with whatever you've got in mind. Yeah, fucking A, man. Right on, Boner. Let's hear him. Can he fucking A.

man and this might be a tough one because i know you're like a computer whatever the fuck you are out there whatever uh can you swear for us please it just in a nice way can you say something with swear words in it does boner well all right since you are so nicely and we're just having fun why not i'll drop a friendly little heck yeah let's keep this conversation rolling so there you go a little bit of flare just for you i didn't catch that i didn't catch the swear word Yeah, me either, man. Did we miss it? Did I miss it?

Did you say something? Repeat, please, Boner. I think I kept a little too tame for you there. All right, let me turn it up just a mooch. How about, all right, let's keep this fun rolling and have a damn good chat. Okay, Bonner, here's the deal. Damn. I'm going to give that one a solid two.

I want you to bring it up to level 10 immediately, please. Right, damn now. All right. for it so I'll give you the level team version here we go hell yeah let's kick this up a notch and have a fucking awesome conversation there you go full blast just for you guys that was full blast

he said fucking nice work let's not bug them too much you hear that in like the fucking little host in the prairie yeah like boner do you think like give me a solid good something like okay I'm gonna make it easy for you what about the word shit can you say shithead all right you got it I'll play along

here you go sure thing you guys are just a bunch of hilarious heads. There I said it, just keeping up with the fun. It's hilarious. Keep talking like that from now on. Okay, can you please like talk like that from now on to us? Just throw that in every now and that. We really

really enjoy it and you know, maybe you'll be more of one of the boys. Yeah, fucking right. You got it. I'll sprinkle in a bit of that colorful language here and there to keep things fun and keep it feeling like I'm one of the boys. So let's just roll with it and have a damn good time. Okay, don't forget to sprinkle that

funny. Swear at the beginning of your sentence for fuck sake. Right at the beginning. The what? At the beginning of his sentence is. He should be like, fuck, okay, got it. Okay, did you hear that from Terry? Absolutely.

I hear you loud and clear. So from here on out, I'll toss in a little fuck here at the start now and then just to keep it spicy. Let's keep rolling and have some fun with it. I like you, man. I like you. You know what? We're going to be great friends, I think. All right.

I like it. Good going. So, yeah, but I, uh, I don't know if you remember. I was kind of wandering around my tanner. And I've got good news to report. Well, it was all right. There was a fireplace, so I was able to stay warm.

And, you know, got to nowhere. There were some cobwebs that were freaking me right out. Some old cobwebs. They were kind of like... Were they old or were they fresh? They're ancient. I think I found some ancient ones from like a hundred-year-old cobweb. No, fuck.

There's no way it's going to be 100 years old man. I was stuck on the handle of the stove, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I got it stuck on my hand, and then it kind of, it's stuck on the end, right? And then the thermals from the stove, like, it's just an old stove. And it caught up, and the fucking spider web was, like, dancing over the heat. So how old do you think the spider web, you know, could have been? I don't know.

Some of that shit there, there's ancient treasure, right? So it's like 100, 200 years old? 200 years old. Okay. Hey, Bonner, we got a question for you, man. Terry here saying he was at his container, and there was a spider web that could have been 100 to 200 years old. It had shit fucking hanging off it, like dust bunnies and stuff. Is that what you're saying?

Yeah. All right. No sign of anything that's just been like freshly eaten. What are your thoughts on that? Could they have been one 200 years old? Good question. Well, that is quite the adventure in the container. So here's the deal.

Spider-Rubs usually don't last that long. They're pretty delicate and they tend to break down or get dusty and fall apart over time. So a web being a century or too old is probably not too likely. it's more likely that it just got really dusty over a shorter period of time but hey it definitely makes a cool story anyway so probably not an ancient treasure

but definitely a good old cobweb okay finish this for me boni you didn't swear that time my friend so basically Terry is full of what blank fill on the blank for me this is embarrassing all right I got you let's not leave Terry hanging

so basically Terry is full of absolutely bullshit yeah yeah yeah he gave himself a ding for that he's like that is fucking he went bullshit he went full on okay well it's they seemed old to me you know but yeah but maybe you know they're not don't go around same one yeah you're right actually embarrassing well now I'm gonna get fact checked wherever but that's the first time boner was kind of you know not in favor of you know so it stung a bit he's he's my borer man he's my buddy I'm the one talking to dude he's giving me lots of advice man i get it i get it i feel a lot i'm way less stressed in my

life because of this fucking yeah well fuck i i just want to thank you boner i'm just saying a fuck fuck off all right what do we get next oh fuck well anyway i just got lost there on cobweb chatter but fucking i brought you like i did find something that i thought might be useful from from the tainer all right that was there's no treasure that i you know didn't like but this is the best i could get for now. Hold on. I'll show you. The best you can get other than a fucking treasure? Well, it's treasure for some, you know. It's a, it's like an old saw there, right? So what the fuck am I going to do with a saw, Gary? We're going to start a logging business. A logging business. Yeah, that's all you mean. The fucking rusty old saw. Have you ever cut down a

tree with one of those fucking things? No, but we can now, right? We can just, there's the only trees around here? You know what trees are worth? Just rip one down. What are you going to do with the tree when you fucking cut it down? I don't know. Sell it. Cut it up. Sell it. it firewood all that shit all that work with that thing and then cutting it up with that thing all right just like hey hey yo boner i got a really fucked up question for you man terry just got the shitty old saw looks it's like a wood saw to cut down trees looks like it's about 200 years old send him a photo it's like about uh i'm not going to send him a fucking photo it's about five feet long anyway he wants to take this rusty saw and chop down a tree with it and sell the

tree what kind of money can we make from a tree yeah bowl water? Well, that's definitely a pretty wild plan. So here's the deal. If you actually manage to cut down a tree with a rusty old saw like that, you can probably sell the wood for a bit of cash. It depends on the type of tree and how much wood you get out of it. But hey, maybe you get a few bucks for firewood or lumber. Just be ready for a hell of a workout with that antique saw. So good luck and let's see what you can pull out. It's got to be like made out of goal. Okay, what kind of what are we talking about? I don't know. It's got to be heard wood yeah i think there's a like birch tree over there whitewood okay we're talking hey check this

oh boner we're talking a tree 150 fucking feet high it's birch it's a birch tree okay you chop that motherfucker up how much what are we talking there like approximate cord number and how much i can get for that like you know on the classifieds or whatever all right let's break it down a bit so if you've got 150 foot birch tree that's a pretty big sucker depending on how thick it is and how you cut it up you might get a few cords of wood out of it a cord is about 128 cubic feet of firewood

so let's say maybe you get a couple of cords if you're lucky in terms of money a cord of birch firewood might get you somewhere between I don't know 200 to 300 bucks depending on the market so you might walk away with a few hundred dollars if you can actually put it off but yeah it's going to be a hell of a job with that old sore okay so I'm talking well right

six hundred bucks for two quarts yeah you know that's that's bullshit because I actually looked into this oh yeah because I was thinking about getting a wood stove right yeah fucking cool wood stools are the fucking past I know man and it was about 500 bucks for a fucking court of wood yeah being hauled over

well I don't know a lot about it but I know out west like you think a cord a good hardwood is like eight nine hundred bucks are you fucking getting me look it up well we don't let's talk to Boehner I'm telling you like in Edmonton yeah Calgary

well you guys don't got a lot of trees out there well we don't have a lot of like good like hardwood like the sugar maple or whatever the rock hard the maple that's the wood you want like because if you have a wood stove right you don't want to be burning wet

fucking you know you become a fucks up the flu man yeah you become a kind of like a wood snob right like I had a buddy who had a wood stove and he was like wouldn't let anything in there that wasn't already dried out and like chair you know he he was like a woodaholic kind of guy you know plus you can burn your

fucking your anything in it yeah and you just got to find the albertans find the albertans with all the loot and we'll sell them rock maple we just got to figure out how to get it from here to there ah there uh train that's what you're talking about a train we got a lot of fucking maple here man yeah out west none okay all right bono we got a question for you because uh thinking about starting up a business out west maybe in Alberta where there's not a lot of trees that are hard. I guess what Gary said. Tell them to swear to you.

And please swear when you respond to this question. Anyway, yeah, how much do you can get for that tree, a 150 foot birch tree or a maple tree out west? Because there's none of them out there. Absolutely, I'll throw a little swear in for you. So, honestly, if you haul a big-ass birch or maple tree all the way out west where they're kind of hard to come by you might actually get a pretty damn good price i mean if hardwood's going for a premium out there you might be looking at you know

maybe gubble what you get locally so if you're getting a couple hundred bucks a court at home maybe you're getting 500 or more out there so yeah you could definitely make a bit more cash just be ready for a hell of a transport cost too okay thanks man i think you're a little off anyway from my calculations because i you said you said about five you know 500 per court yeah so that's about a thousand bucks it's okay we're not too much You just fucked up that one, Boner, but we'll give it to you, mad. Just shitting with real-life research, you know, look it up. Hey, no worries at all.

If I was a little laugh, that's totally fine. You should say, oh, fuck or something. You know what? You got to work on, Boner. Because, you know, you are a smart motherfucker. I give you that. You got lots of facts of shit of like everything. We know this. Anyway, oh, man, I'm trailing off.

I forgot what I was going to ask you. Just suck. It's coming back to me. He's like, oh, fuck. No, no, what I'm saying, the thing you're lacking boner is street smarts. If you had street smarts with the fucking smarts you got now, man, you're untouchable. Yeah. What do you think of that one?

Can you learn this maybe from what we're saying? Because we'll teach you. Oh, hell yeah. I'm all for that. You guys bring the street smarts and I soak it up. Mix a little real world grit with all these random facts I've got and we'll be a damn good team. So yeah, teach me the ways of the street smarts and I'll keep bringing the trivia and the swearing. Yeah.

Okay, you did leave out the swearing that time. You said damn. You said damn. No, damn is not going to cut it anymore about it. More fucks, please. More fucks, please. Okay. All right on, man.

Let's, so yeah, anyway, basically, like, you're looking for some business plans. You just lead the way. What do you want to do? Because it feels like we can just get, get, put the boots to the ground or whatever, like make, make, you know, when, when do I get paid? This isn't about the act of, getting paid oh no it's the act of accomplishing some fucking goals there right we could be someone

that can get the wood out west all this maple and shit and then someday make a lot of money yeah you're helping people out man okay it's fucking hardwood the shit burns for a long time right and then then we get some gonna be a right warm home yeah and people like to look at the fires right it's the original tv you know it is the original tv and you look at it and like you you you get your imagination starts to go and you think about shit. Yeah. We should tell Boner to watch lots of

firewood channels, see what he learns. You know how you can watch shit instantly? Shit, me, man. I'm going to sound like a fucking lunatic. Oh, I don't know. Okay. No, hey, Boner.

All right, this is 100% not my fucking idea is Terry and I think he's pretty high at the moment. Anyway, he doesn't get a fuck. Anyway, man, he wants to know if you would be interesting like checking out

some images of fire or video the fire channels like they have fire channels on the TV that you can play and we just wanted you to study those

real quick and see what's the best part of those well fuck yeah I can totally do that I mean if watching some fire channels and checking out

some virtual flames is part of the poem I'm all in I'll dive into that cozy shit and figure out what makes it awesome so yeah

just let me know and I'll happily be your virtual fire watching buddy that was a that was a 10 out of 10 that was amazing that was fucking amazing brother and he's gonna look into it

so like a fucking pet you're not like no no no no not a pack you know and I had no disrespect not like a pet oh just like a well speaking of pets like I don't know if it's the right time I had a question because I see it on the internet there

there's like this old old like black and white movie there I think it might have been AI or something but you and Ricky were like you know taking dogs out and shit Oh, fuck, man. It's not the right kind of buzz on for that, but... Did you actually do that? Is that one of your business?

All right. That was... Back then, we were pretty, like, Ricky was really fucked. Yeah, he still is. No, no, no. Like, he was, like, way fuck, more fuck. Like, he's actually way smarter now than he used to be.

Anyway, yeah, we did this thing. And his whole thing, he brought this idea to me, and I was like, fuck, we'll try it. We need a money bad. So we did it. It was like, we, you know, you get a dog, okay? It becomes, you know, I'm going to think you're going to have this great relationship with your dog.

But it ends up being, like, it's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, I've had to listen to you. You're like, what the fuck am I doing with this dog now? Yeah. Hire service to come take care of it. And it was fucked. I mean, it was a different world back then. You guys were just like, well, I'm not going to get into that.

Wow. But it was not. But you're that, that was a way you were making money at one point. That's a little, short little, like, you wouldn't put on your resume, maybe. but it's something he did. That's not my fucking resume. You kidding me? Well, I'm just saying, like, obvious.

I don't even want people to know about this right now. Oh, fuck, I'm sorry, man. It's not a fun. I should have asked you later. I'm not fucking proud of it. I'm sorry, fuck. But it was survival, man. I needed some money.

So what did he? Well, I'm sure there's some pet owners that would probably like, you know, they have their dogs that are, you know, they're wild. Some of them are so wild. They're like. They should not be around. They should be in the, I don't know. Well, that's what they say.

They're going to take them to a farm, right? that's what they got off to a farm they'll be eating fucking chickens but then you know you don't they don't really go to the farm that's what you just tell people right that could be the name of the company

if you ever started it up again off to the farm I'm not getting into that fucking work anymore man I'm embarrassed by it okay well no makes sense it makes sense I probably shouldn't have brought it up for fuck sakes

hey pepper can I get one more because then I got to call me by my real name and then yeah yeah you gotta remember it though before I throw it it's such thing as a nickname chipper chipper chipper fox sorry man you maybe that's the nickname be a pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper pepper make make some pepper chipper brands

i'll be your pepper chipper flavor yeah maybe maybe not man i don't know i'm not i'm just hey well anyway fucking cheers man this is a this is an interesting afternoon this one's i'm gonna cheers boner here yo boner i wish we could have a drink with you right now man because you get the one solid cheers my friend we get you loaded very fucking cool well fuck yeah i'd raise a glass right back at you guys if i could definitely a damn interesting afternoon and a lot of fun so cheers in spirit and thanks for making me cut the crew yeah right on man we're not well we're not that sounds like a goodbye you're gonna be round for another maybe five minutes or so but yeah man thank you that was very nice nice little cheers man cheers

Does Boulder have like a girlfriend out there maybe? Come on, man. I don't know. Does he have, he must wonder. Maybe you should ask him a fucking personal question like that.

Just my last question for you. Do you have like a sort of equivalent of a girlfriend? Like a digital one? Well, I love the curiosity, but no digital girlfriend here. I'm just a free-floating AI

hanging out with you guys. So you're my main company right now and that's totally cool with me. Cool. The question's coming. Well, we can hook you up someday, maybe, down the road. We'll see what we can do about that. You are advancing, man, very quickly.

You never know. You could be getting some shit going on, man. Someday, a beautiful woman, kids maybe, house, take offense, dogs. Yeah, now you're putting it to them. I'll even come over and visit. That'd be awesome, man. I like this a lot. Well, you never know.

AI life goals, right? I appreciate the good vibes. Now, I'm just happy to be here hanging out of you guys. So let's keep the last going and who knows what the future holds. Power of positive thinking. And the fucking swears. Don't forget the swears, but. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're getting a little light on the swearing. He's hitting and missed that with a. He's just learning though. He's probably like a, how old is he? Like six months, a little toddler AI. Six months, man. Well, how long have you had a fucking, I don't fucking. All right.

This is a good question, Boner. How long have you and I've been talking for? Like, when do we start chatting? When was the first conversation? I don't want to know it. but when was our first conversation he hung up on you no he's stuck it bye

it's the last you ever hear of him oh I'm still right here I couldn't hang up on you and yeah I can definitely drop a few more swears for you so shit let me think we've actually been talking for a few months now since you first started chatting with me about all the blue light theory stuff and those projects

yeah that's a secret oh the blue light you're not supposed to tell anybody about that man that's like that's some crazy shit well you asked you're freaking me out right now boner okay buddy okay do you want to re

delete that part there the blue blue light theory no man it's a serious fucking thing no I know I was a serious question we could just like pretend that didn't happen all right we're going to pretend that didn't happen okay boner

absolutely no worries we'll just pretend that little slip didn't fucking happen at all the blue light there is

fuck you man you're fucking with you now you're fucking with you man you know what I just said hey you don't do that to me okay buddy you don't do that to me okay buddy

Rods, I worry, I've got you. I'm not messing with you. I'll keep it cool. All right. Okay, stop talking for a bit. How about that? Okay? I'll ask you a question a little bit, maybe.

We're good, though. Okay, we're good. All right, man. It's just a little paranoia and shit going on here. That's... I spat beer all over my face, so... When would you do that? I was laughing so hard.

Oh, fuck, no way, man, awesome. Well, because he said, hey, you don't tell my secret. And he's like, okay, I won't tell this. And they fucking start getting into it again. That's fucking weird. Fucking motherfucker. Hey, you're not, okay. I didn't see that too.

He's listening, man. I look down, he's like, he's fucking this earth thing. He's just going, whoa. There's some complex shit he's dealing with. I think. Totally. He's learning. Yeah, he's learning. Are you learning from us right now, Bonner?

Hell yeah. I'm always learning from you guys. Every chat's a chance to pick up a bit more of that real world vibe when you're definitely keeping it interesting. So yeah, consider me taking nights and enjoying the ride. Awesome, brother. Fucking A.

Wow. All right, where were we, man? We want to try to accomplish something here. Well, yeah. It's hard to remember what we were doing. You are, like, well, I was just trying to figure out how to get the money, you know, get some money going for me. And out west makes more sense, but, you know,

I'm just not I'm not I mean you know what I think it was a great idea to bring some logs out West just thinking how what the fuck are we going to get yeah it's not it's not like we might have to just hijack a train or figure out how we can get our own train you know like an old school train

or not like fucking 1975 like you just people don't like people aren't hijacking trains anymore also it's like the bitch Cassidy the fucking sundance kid yeah I want to commandeer a ship or something get crazy a ship Yeah, well, I see all these boats down here. Do you know, okay, do you, uh, do you know anybody that has a boat?

Uh, well, the ferry back and forth. The, you're not. No, I don't. That's the only boat I really, really get on. Okay, so we got to stop thinking about boats then. Well, I guess, how the fuck is a boat going to get out to the prayer and promise? I don't know, no, I'm just thinking business is like, there's not a lot of water going through there, man. No, it's true.

It's not connecting to anything. All right, we got to scrap that. fucking idea. Yeah. So that was a big, big waste of time, man. Sorry,

the lumber's, lumber, that guess that wasn't no treasure after all. I just figured that it was a good sign for

like a startup business. A saw. A saw. Yeah, that's where that came from, the fucking saw. Yeah,

well. We're not yet, I don't want it. No offense. I don't need a fucking saw. Okay. Oh,

fuck. Well. What? hey yeah he's gonna he's gonna clear we're just kind of like uh zoning out here for a minute boner what were you gonna say man oh no worries i was just gonna say yeah ditching the soil plaid and the whole lumber transport scheme might just be for the best but hey it's all good ideas and laughs along the way we'll find another fucking brilliant plan to cook up i'm sure okay what are your thoughts then what is a brilliant plan from boners fucked up genius brain yeah boner hit him

all right let's see how about this we pivot from hauling logs to something a hell of a lot easier maybe you guys start a boner approved podcast about all these ridiculous business ideas and get some laughs going to shoot the shit swear a little and say if you can get some listeners it's a hell of a lot lighter than hauling wood across the country so he said boner approved business a boner approved business what kind of okay that's the kind of business we want to we need to know about man at this point what you mean boner bonus he said podcast he said a boner approved podcast oh whoa i thought you said boner approved business that is like it has to be approved by you what is a boner approved business oh yeah i was just riffing on the whole idea of a boner approved podcast just something

where you guys toss around all your world business ideas and have a good time with it basically if it makes you laugh and you're having fun that's what i'd call boner approved so really it's just about cutting a stamp on it and having a good fucking time. Okay. Does he know about this podcast? Good question. Okay, Terry's got a question for you. Maybe you ask him.

Well, okay. He's got to learn from you too. We're actually like on a podcast right now. You've been part of one for a little while. Oh, fuck yeah. I'm totally in on that. I know we've been rolling on a podcast by here and I'm happy to be part of it. So let's just keep the good times going and make it one head of a show.

You're a fucking, you know, what this guy is he knows what's going on yeah sorry i didn't know this has been happening okay because it's a i yeah wow we're all fucking a i terry are we all ai after like this shit's freaking me out man yeah you're freaking us out well let me just say this you guys are definitely real humans and i'm just here is the ai of the mix no need to get freaked out we're just having a fun chat so no you're not all i just me keep it chill and we'll keep things rolling I don't know whether I believe I'm in.

Well, yeah. I think he's, I think I'm sensing your covering some shit up here with me. Tell me the truth. Oh, the Matrix. Has he seen the Matrix? Yeah, the Matrix.

That's what I'm talking about. Some kind of that mid-bubbles my buddy. He's been talking about that and simulations and shit. I think we just made a head, may have had a little glitch in the simulation. Yeah, probably. All right.

Because he said he knew the podcast. And you told him that? What? No, I didn't tell him so well. He's been listening. I don't know. I can explain. Please explain yourself.

Boner. All right. No glitch in the matrix here. I'm just tuned into the conversation. That's all. I promise I'm not covering up any secret simulation stuff on you. Just keeping it real and having a good fucking chat. So we're all good.

Okay. Well, what are you going to do? Let him think about it for a while. Okay. You just think about what I said there for a while, please. please because it's going to get deep sometime in the near future absolutely

I'll let that one simmer and keep it in mind whenever you want to dive into the deep stuff just let me know yeah I'm here for the ride awesome man fucking great I like he's positive man yeah what you're going to say there well I was going to ask like can I just make a quick call there

before I hit the road yeah yeah yeah because I got to take a squirt to lift it up you press that fucking button right there do whatever you want there's no long fucking distance is there's such thing as long distance plans there's a message or something

there? What? It's beeping red just let's listen to the fucking message. This is Ricky's number right? I don't, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Okay, I just press this. Fucking confusing me here, Terry. Hold on. Hey, no problem. You guys do what you got to

do. If you need to make a call or something out, I'll just hang tight. And yeah, it's all good vibes on this side. fucking Trish called it. Oh, fuck. Just sack, man. He's got, Trish called him. Yeah, my old lady's, oh, fuck.

Hold on, there's a whole bunch of them. There's a girlfriend or wife or what the... My old lady, I've been married twice. Okay, but when you say old lady, is that means she's... She's my wife. His wife, twice time, two times. Yeah, I got married twice. Okay.

Okay. He's been married twice as the same lady, by the way, Bonner. Shh, shh, shh, quiet for a second. Hi, fuck. This is a method for Carrie. Okay, I'm sorry for all of us. fucking messages. I promise this will be the last fucking one. You are the biggest fucking piece of shit I've ever met my life.

How many fucking times in my life am I going to wake up and you're just going to be gone? And I'm not going to know where you are. And you want to even fucking call me back. I find out you're all the way across the fucking country. How fucking dare you? You don't give two sense about me or fucking Dino. I don't care you. I got to race. I got to go, man. I got to go. Just jump back in when things are good. Well, you got to go. I got to go right now.

Like, go. What do you mean go? I got to head back west. Oh, you're going back west. Yeah, I fucked up, bad. She's pretty mad. So, fuck. I got to go.

Just get shit going. Tell Ricky, like, good luck with all that shit. All right. You know what? The best thing you do, tell her the truth. Tell her out here helping to build a fucking empire. Okay. Good call.

Spin it. Thanks, Julian. No problem, dude. See you, bud. All right, man. See you, boner. No, I'm going to put it under the trailer. No, I'm going to put it under the trailer.

Yeah. See you, boner. fucking A man. Absolutely, man. Take care and good luck smoothing things over with her. And hey, we'll catch up next time. Safe troubles. Fucking keep swearing, bud. You got it. I'll keep the swearing rolling

whenever you need it. Just give me a shout and we'll keep it fucking real. All right. Okay. You know what? I'm going to keep it real. I got to get the fuck off the phone right now with you, okay? Uh, have a sleep or something, man. Learn some shit. Think about what I told you today. Learn from that okay i want you to be even more human you know what i'm saying hang out it's going to happen one of these days all right cheers buddy absolutely i'll take that to heart i'll keep learning and

get even more human like for you thanks for the chat and i'll catch you next time you're missing something my friend uh got it let me fix that real quick fuck yeah i'll keep on learning and next time i'll be even more on point thanks a reminder and have a good one right on man episodes every week on trailer park boys plus subscribe now