Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 22 - Sunnyvale Cockin Cider Company

Episode Date: October 21, 2024

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!

See the video version of park after dark in Ricky's trailer go to swear net comm or download the trailer park boys swear net app It's doing it who's gonna say hi I Want to continue this conversation Ricky, but I can say hi. Hello wanna continue this conversation, Ricky, but I can say hi. Hello, everybody. Hey, how's it going? Welcome to Park After the Dark. It is, it is after the dark, 5 a.m.

Oh, look, I went to check my watch, don't have it on. October the 18th already, fellas. What time is it, boys? 5 a.m.? We're getting close to Halloween. I don't fucking know, man, it's Halloween soon. What's the date today? 18th? 18th.

Fucked. We're gonna be shoveling snow soon, boys. You are. Jacob's gonna be. When have you seen me shovel fucking snow? I'm not gonna be shoveling snow. Not with my new driveway. I'm gonna fucking raise them up. Raise them up to... To who?

Gord Downey. Yesterday was the anniversary. Yes it was. Gord, love you bud. Love you Gord. Also this week, Mr. Leahy. Yup. Let's give one to him. Another one. Miss you don't miss ya, miss ya.

I actually do miss you Mr. Leahy. I can't believe I'm saying it but I do too. You drunk son of a bitch. Alright, now that we got that sappy shit the fuck out of the way, what the fuck are we talking about? He's trying to convince me he threw a fucking dill pickle two miles. I didn't throw it. It was a fucking potato cannon. Still.

That's like two miles. I fucking paced it out. It was, I think it was two miles. Okay, how far do you think you shoot a potato on a potato gun, like, or a pickle? Thousand yards maybe? And you said you threw it, was the first start of the argument.

There's no fucking way anybody can throw a potato. Said you threw it by hand, two miles. No, but then I remembered that I threw one and it didn't definitely didn't go two miles he threw a pickle that's a fact but then when he was down at the ball field you know down by the yeah yeah yeah he saw a pickle on the ground so he assumes that's his pickle it's not a big fucking coincidence that I throw a pickle and then I find a pickle it's not that big of a pretty big fucking coincidence that I throw a pickle and then I find a pickle and it's my reason to pick a pickle.

It's not that big of a coincidence, Ricky. That is a huge coincidence. People are just dropping pickles around. You can drop a pickle. I've had bags of pickles though. You throw a pickle, okay, I agree, you throw a pickle for two miles, right? That way. You go two miles out that way, there's a pickle on the ground.

That's a coincidence. Okay, it's a little bit of a coincidence, but it doesn't mean that you fucking heaved a pickle two miles. You definitely did. There's not one pickle in the world. I know that, Bubs. I've had bags of Ziploc bags full of Dell pickles I eat and I just, you know, maybe accidentally fire one over my shoulder if it's too soft. Imagine if there was only one pickle, what would it be worth? Worth a lot to the pickle collectors. They sell bags of pickles, you know, I was at the... They sell them at

their needs. You know how you have... I know. You've got all this shit as you're waiting in line. Yes. Pick one up, bags of pickles. Like one pickle. Really? In a bag. Yeah, a big one though. Like a little take-out serve yourself kind of pickle. Big pickle though. I like it. I've had them. They're delicious, couple flavors. Garlic. Nice pickles in those. I don't know, I'm not into it. You eat pickles more for the shape though,

don't you, than the taste? Yeah, I was waiting for that. I was fucking waiting for that. You only likes the shape more than the taste. You don't even eat them, you just like suck on them. No, I don't. I eat them with a fork and knife. I eat them with a fork and knife, just so like suck on them. No, I don't do us. I eat them all in my ankle I eat them with a fork and knife just so there's no confusion. Yeah, right

All right. So what do we got? We got to like have some interesting shit to talk about here boys Okay, I mean I've got some stories are kind of fucked. I left it waits on the weekend. Tell me if that's that's good Anything happening? Yeah, that's good. I wish you could lift weights. Any advice? Yes. In just one day you change your body? Protein. I need more protein? You gotta eat protein.

Eat protein every fucking meal, bubs. Why does it take so long to break muscles? How much protein? Because you don't, it's a long process, man. You just gotta keep fucking hammering them. Alright, it's long. I was reading a thing about protein actually. Alright, what do you got? All right, it's long. I was reading a thing about protein actually.

All right, what do you got? Just the protein is a nice thing to have with your meals. It's delicious, it can be delicious. Repairs your muscle, your fibers in your muscle. All right. And something about it was like, it takes five hours to make a muscle fiber, but only 20 minutes to lequefy one if you don't

have protein in your body. That's right buddy. 20 minutes you can just eat your muscles off and you know what then you build them back that night. You know what, check this out if you're gonna get drunk during the day like wasted. I just wanted to get them talking about muscles. Well you may as well not even work out if you get wasted in the same day because you know what protein synthesis doesn't happen when you got booze in you. Check that out. Use as much protein. Well that doesn't that there's no way that's true because you work out. That's right.

And you drink every day and you still look like that. I don't get wasted every day though. So it's just if you can try. But you said if you have alcohol in your system you are alcohol. I mean maybe if I hadn't been drinking this I'd be like a lot bigger. Oh you'd be like King Kong way bigger it's kept him down to this size and he wasn't drinking his arms I wouldn't want that you that's fuck I wish you were just three times as big I wish your arms were like that oh did you

did you ever see this what we're gonna have to look it up. This guy showed that huge muscle man, you know the big guys. Just sticking the oil in it? No, no, the big bodybuilders, you'll never be able to unsee this. If you look at the big bodybuilders, what are these called, the big traps? That's your traps. If you look at the big muscle men,

the giant ones that win the things, these, they look like a normal person and this is their shoulders going into a muscle man suit. Have you ever noticed that? Yeah, man. These big muscles on the big guys, the traps, look like it's a normal person's head and these are their shoulders going down

into a big muscle suit that they bought at Party City. I have to see. I gotta find it. It's unbelievable and they do it a graph where they pull the guy out of the suit like they... yeah it's kind of weird. These become his shoulders. I gotta see that. You can't unsee it now every bodybuilder I just laugh my fucking ass off because they look like they're in a muscle suit. That's out of control man. You man Have to get a good front-on shot of you. See you man. I don't I'd see if you look like mini julian stuck inside that big muscle body No, man, it was an auction. I guess a couple weeks ago for the ellis county wild game dinner. It was called And this man in texas paid four grand For an autographed taylor swift guitar and he smashed it with a hammer.

I saw that. What? What a stupid bastard. How'd you do that? I think it was political. She endorsed somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but jeez, what's, you know, how about this?

Take the guitar, you don't like Taylor Swift, you don't like what she does. Take the guitar, put it up again for auction, take the money and give it to kiddies. Or the children's hospital. He basically just takes four grand and lights it on fire. Yeah, oh look at me, I'm a big arsehole, I'm going to smash up free money that I could have gave to the kiddies or the children's burn unit. How about that? And you know what, he could have made a video saying,

if I don't get enough money for this, it's being smashed with this fucking hammer. There you go. He could have at least did that. Come on, Swifties, pay up. Come on, Swifties, pay up. I want 10 grand or I'm smashing it and the 10 grand's going.

He could have made way more. Oh yeah. He could have had way more than four grand. What a fucking idiot. At the same auction they had a, makes me mad. What was called a Hot Mama package. Whoa hot mama pack. I like came with a massage a facial a Facial and a six-hour 380 handgun

What? What was the last one it came with a massage or facial and a sick sour 380 handgun? What would a 380 be like a big big dirty airy gun no 44 but it's a big Am I like a police? It's not a 22 man. Really fuck you overheard. Oh, yeah, it'll stop you in your tracks All right, that's stupid. All right, you know what I found this guy, you know, those fucking we're talking about working out and shit Those massage guns. Oh, I heard This is a guy putting his eyes so buddy fucking uses it on his eyeballs

Rattle this fucking lens right apart, man. Yeah Now he's fucking good Perfectly good eye. He's got cataracts developing. He's so, what a, you know what? This guy needs double whammy. You dumb fuck. Perfectly good eye. Yeah, 14 years old.

Now he's fucked. I like this. There's a restaurant in Sweden. I can't believe nobody thought of this before. It's a Thai restaurant. Thai-er? What? Thai-er restaurant?

Thai. Thai. He doesn't eat Thai food. I was gonna say a Thai-er once. The name of the restaurant is Thai-tanic. It's fucking brilliant. Is it themed after the boat? No, but just fucking getting customers like crazy just because of the name.

Thai-tanic. Oh, they should have rebuilt the ballroom of the Titanic just fucking getting customers like crazy. Just what's the name? Titanic. Oh, they should have rebuilt the ballroom of the Titanic and made it a high rest. Great name. But what does tie have to do with the fucking tight doesn't anything fucking brilliant either. No one's done before. But what I'm saying is they could have rebuilt part of the ship. You go in, you know, you're eating your food and then put the whole restaurant on gimbals and start tilting her. You're trying to eat your your your fucking ramen but she's spelling on your face. Be expensive. Hot ramen. Maybe that's not great. But how in 30 years did nobody think of that? Well more than that. Fucking Satanic. Titanic. Anyway it was done. I came up with some other

fucking names in the same article. What other ones. Country in Kuntry. Country. Okay, that's in Texas. Country in you could also change the spelling a little bit there to make a little raunchier. Yeah. Country in restaurant in Thailand called poo restaurant. Boat cleaned. I saw it. Boys.

Oh my God. If we ever open up like a Rub-N-Tug or anything like that. Yeah. Country Inn. There you go. Why would you want to do that? That's just a good name, man. When you want to go to the Country Inn. No.

It's a fashion retailer in Malaysia called Four Skin. See, that's up with the country in Terrible Japanese pet stores called dog whiz dog whiz I Was in some pet stores in Japan typhoon in Melbourne called dick liquor Dick and cider they sell dick and cider down to his liquor dick and cider. That's a good one too. Have you never seen the commercials? No man. Put it into the youtube machine. Dickens. Dickens. D-I-C-K-E-N-S. That's brilliant man. Cider. C-I-D-E-R. C-I-D-E-R. Just commercial. They did tv commercials. That's awesome. They got little kids going my love my mom loves a dick insider

No way they do I'm not joking share right there man. There's a fucking orthodontist in New York And his name is David suck off David suck Dr. David suck off Honest isn't that a teeth guy? Yep. Ooh, so it's he's a mouth doctor. I've never seen these before. There's a US convenience convenience store chain called Cummingo. Yeah, we've been in the common common. We've been in the common goal. You've been laughing about it in the parking lot wasted man. And guess what? This is a worldwide article.

Guess who made the list? Oh. Nova Scotia. Which one? Lick-A-Check. The Lick-A-Check. The Lick-A-Check, that's in Cape Breton. Cape Breton on the way to Sydney.

Lick-A-Check, right there at the crossroads. The real chicken store. I've eaten at the Lick-A-Check. In Cyprus there's a market called Cunt Market. Cunt Market. The dick and cider drink lineup. Good, hard, you gotta watch the commercial though on YouTube. Good, hard, dick and cider. Yeah, they say that. Hurd, dick and cider. Well, fuck yeah. But it's just a drink. They're not using it. And it kind of looks that their logo

kind of looks like a cock. I don't know why you won't just put on the fucking commercial like I asked. Just a second, by all the fuck's sakes. Dickens cider. Commercial. Dickens cider company commercial.

Just a second here, man. Oh my God, he doesn't know how to work the box. Yes I do, man. Commercial. You're not even on YouTube, are you? No. Dumb bastard. Fuck off, man, it'll come up, it'll...

Dumb bastard. Oh, I got some problems. Don't listen to bubbles, what does bubbles know? Okay, bubbles, go on to the fucking YouTube. What does bubbles know? I can't find that thing with the bodybuilder though. I am gonna try to find that. YouTube.

That's the problem is I can't see, man. Okay. Okay, we're back. Here we go. Dickens cider. General Porschman here. You know, in 1861, the Dickens Beverage Company has been producing some of the best wines we have grown to love, including Chardonnay's and Sparkler's wines. This is in the commercial. And Frederick von Dickens has now... Just a second. It's not a TV commercial. TV commercial.

Dickens cider. Holy fuck. Everybody loves the Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider.

Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dickens cider. Dick TV commercial. Dick and cider. Holy fuck. Everybody loves the dick and cider. I can't get in my day until I've had a dick and cider. There's nothing better than waking up to a good old dick and cider.

My girlfriend loves dick and cider. My sister came to stay with us for a month and my husband couldn't go a day without a dick and cider. My girlfriend loves a dick and cider. Oh they're hot. My mom loves a dickens cider. Oh that was adorable. My sister loves to wake up in the morning with a dickens cider. I'm a bit young but I would love to try a dickens cider. So there you have it. Jesus Murphy they're really pushing the envelope. They're really pushing. All right, you know what? I like this company. I thought you might want to see that because you might want to do some kind of a deal with them. I figured you'd be calling them right away. You want to go to the bar. Okay, so there's Dickens cider. What about

Cockens cider? What is that though? It's a cock. Maybe you have Hawkins is the last name cock Yeah, Hawkins John Hawkins John Hawkins and cider Hawkins cock inside her that is good, man Hawkins alright, we can do it so you could just rip them off basic Well, you've got to come up with the cider recipe and get some of the drinks going man. Can you do that? We can we are gonna make some cock and cider Company, do you guys see that fucking naked statue of Donald Trump in Vegas? No, man. No It's uh, it's quite a fucking thing 43 feet tall 10 feet wide

completely naked What and his he's not the best shape Who did well, what's it? What's this thing made out of? Where's that? We're in Vegas. They're gonna have to move it I guess because it's pretty offensive. Where is it in Vegas? I don't know, it just said Vegas. And who owns it? Where did they unveil that? It's not at the sphere, is it? No, but it's, you should look it up. How big is it? 43 feet tall. 40, okay, we gotta see this. 10 feet wide, it's not very flattering. Is it inflatable? I don't think it is.

I think it's an actual statue. Well how could they, what the fuck, would they build it out of? Some kind of foam maybe? Macaroni? It shows like every wrinkle. Somebody put a lot of time into that, couldn't they? They're calling it a pop-up, Okay, let's go to the images.

Couldn't they use their time to do something a little more productive? Holy fuck, guys. He's not naked. Oh, they pulled the clothes off. They pulled his panties on down. His panties? I mean his underwear. Okay, we're going gonna show everybody the deal Well, I'm gonna get a picture oh, yeah

It's awful it's not it looks it looks horrible it's not very flattering Yeah, this thing It's fucking crazy. Let me see this Wang's, his wings like kinda bend into the left a bit. I didn't see his way. He's got a lefty bend. Oh my Jesus. It's not good. What the fuck did they make it?

Why and what? Like why? Somebody put a lot of time and effort into that. Couldn't they have spent their time at the Children's Burn Unit raising money or something? What the fuck's going on with his stomach and his thighs? Looks like he had a lot of cellulite. And I mean that wiener looks kind of weird as well boys. Oh you're really studying that eh?

I'm not studying it, it's just right there man. Really focused in on the wrinkles of it and the shape. No. And the hook that it has. What? How many degrees to the left was that? Looks like about a 21, 25 maybe. Really? Yeah. What kind of horse is that? Edibles. Ricky. What? The boat? The what? The 13 year old Canadian basketball phenom. He's going to be loaded when he gets older. You know what we got to do? Fucking nuts.

7'3". Yeah, we got to get this guy and become his manager. Yep. Because he's 7'3". He's going to manage basketball and wieners. He's 13, wiener. Wiener management. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Basketball manager. We're getting close to finding the wiener guy the guy with the massive map mallet nice This dude is 13. He's 7 foot 3 and still growing It's fucking video of online. It's just ridiculous. He's towering over all the people's Yeah, 7 3 so he's playing against all these kids He's just dunking the ball and they're trying to shoot and he's just like whatever and blocking it It's just as you got they better check make sure he doesn't have Robert Wadlow disease or whatever his name was

You know what I was gonna say that the kid looks totally fucking normal He's not like this. He's not gonna keep growing till he blows up tall as fuck. He looks normal tall as fuck he looks normal It's motherfucking oh fuck I mean those other kids are tall too, but they don't what is going Good old Canadian boy right there boys. Yeah, Jeremy. I mean The rest of the team doesn't look like they're real small either man they all look tall like some of these kids look like they're about six feet tall at 13 what the fuck yeah that's pretty crazy something's going on man I wish I could find that thing boys I'm trying to

find it that joke I made earlier not seeing'm not seeing it though. The muskull thing? Yes, once you need to see it, because once you see it you're going to laugh. Julian's going to laugh. Alright, I got it. Did you read about the 80 year old woman that reached the South Korea Miss Universe final? You mean her?

Yeah, she's not a bad looking woman. For 80. She's a pretty attractive looking bird right there. 80 years old. They changed rules before this year you had to be 18 to 28. Not anymore. I don't know boys, I'm liking these older mature women. Well there was a grandmother too that they showed that was... It's funny, I have her on my list of things to talk about.

Yeah, she's a grandmother. Are you fucking... She's beautiful. Who is? This woman is a grandmother. Let's see. I can't see her. Where? Well the one that's not drinking the juice back. Oh yeah. Not fucking ten. Well I can't see her Julian. I just see shapes. I can't see her now. My eyes work perfectly fucking fine. I know, I know. I just have to get closer than you. They still fucking work.

All right. So she'd be a- Arsehole. Oh yeah, she's cute. Lovely. She'd be a gilf, I guess. Gilf. Grandma there, I'd like to, hmm.

All right, beautiful. I love these women. They're beautiful. Very beautiful. They're doing something right. He's just trying to deflect because he was studying cox, so hard there. I'm gonna have to go go That's what he's doing

to also see this The secluded cottage boys. I mean Think we could come up with a hundred and seventy five grand 175 grand Mean this is two acres of land but the thing about this place It's a traditional stone built cottage in fucking Scotland for 175. There's nobody around! Like you're talking, you're in the middle of bumfuck.

How peaceful would that be? Why would you want to go there? No Randy, no fucking people coming wanting money. Liquor and food. Stockpiling. Make it. Do whatever you can. Get me there, man Hunting fucking things to eat. I don't know but like gutting like an animal I don't know if I I don't know if I want to do that every day

Seems like a pain in the fuck. Do you ever fucking gut an animal buffs? Oh I did it. I found it You ready for this? Yeah man. Watch this Ricky we'll get we'll put her up on the screen so people can see it watch this. Talking about how they cannot unsee this I did not realize that y'all did not know this before I made the video I thought this was something that all of you already knew I've been seeing this for years I've seen other people talk about it for years I made the video that I made I did not expect it to blow up the way. Oh, this isn't the original video Show the original video their perspective. I did not realize that I was capable of doing something like that

Good going buddy. What? Is gonna have this type of illusion as you can see with this guy above ruby. Oh, my spirit He's got crazy traps. That's crazy. You trapped in a big man costume when in reality that's just his body, which is crazy. Oh, that's not the original video Siri understand me And I think it's the funniest thing in the world. All right, that guy's annoying This isn't realize it. I just really hope that I didn't ruin anybody else's perspective. This isn't the goddamn video. I really was not apprised to tell you the truth, Bob.

Oh, it's funny. You believe me. Okay. I'm gonna find it. I'm trying to see who got born on October the 18th. Buddy McMaster, Canadian Cape Breton fiddler. So is that Natalie McMaster's relative? Yeah, Buddy. Father?

Uncle, I think. Buddy McMaster. Okay, he's good. Maybe it's her father, I don't know. Chuck Berry. Chuck Berry? Chuck Berry. FBI agent. CIA, one of them, wasn't he? Chuck Berry? He's making rock and rolls.

No, no, that was the other Berry, the other guy. Who's the fucking guy? Elvis was working for the CIA. Yeah, that's what they say. Chuck Berry was not a CIA. No, no, there's the other guy, the Chuck, what the fuck is his name? Chuck Liddell? Edgar Hoover? No, he was a fucking, he was a game show fucking guy with the curly hair.

Alex Trebek! No man, he wasn't CIA. Oh, I know who you mean. Who is CIA? He's either got Chuck or he's got Richard Deere. No, Richard Dawson. No, no. Richard Dawson wasn't a guy.

That's Hogan Zero, man. CIA? He's Family Feud. Family Feud, no, this is a guy. Smootcher. Family Feud. He was going to drive me nuts. Who are you talking about? Chuck Berry was the king of rock and roll. He's family feud. Family feud. No, it's a smoocher. Family feud. It's gonna drive me nuts.

Who are you talking about? Chuck Berry was the king of rock and roll. I know it's not Chuck Berry. It's Chuck Chuck E. Cheese? No, man They could have had CIA working there. I didn't know that Mary Ann's name was Dawn Wells. Who? Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island His name was Don Wells. Who? Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. Her name was Don?

I think you might have that wrong, Ricky. According to the paper that never lies. What is it? Don Wells, she played Mary Ann. Chuck Baris! God damn it. Chuck Baris? Yeah, I was close.

You were. Chuck Baris. Yeah, there was a movie about him. They thought everybody thought it was fucking CIA But what did he host what game show that was hosted? long show Chuck Barrett He was a CIA agent what they're saying I move you back dick got born to mistake

You guys know the fucking Willie Nelson can throw it down like fight what no, he's like fucking Everything man, Mercer like taekwondo karate Gary rich rat sue the terrorists a songwriter for aria speedwagon. Oh Yeah, crank some of I can't fight this feeling anymore tonight. Yeah I'd rather watch Gilligan's Island to be honest. Was that a song about I can't fight this feeling anymore tonight. Yeah. I'd rather watch Gilligan's Island to be honest. Was that a song about, nevermind. What, what man, what? What Ricky?

You gotta tell us now. I can't fight this feeling anymore. Somebody's switching teams. Yeah. It coulda been. Coulda been, I think. It could have been. Could have been, I think. Stuck in the middle with you, wow, okay.

Most people have to- Come off. Oh, Mindy from Mark and Mindy, Pam, she got born today. Did you guys really- John Claude Van Dam, Julie, you might be interested to know he got born on this day. I don't know, man. I'm not really into that, dude. What about Zac Efron? I think you have a crush on him.

No, not him either, man. No. Also got born today. You said that he's a really good actor. Hey, Cubs. Who? Zac Efron. Zac Efron? I saw him in action. Said he was amazing. One take wonder. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't fuck anything up that day.

Didn't piss the whole crew off. No, he was great. You guys want to dance? I sort of do. Makes me want to go back to the prom. You know what it reminds me of? The prom and boners. Dancing. I'm glad when you're dancing you get a little boner. Get a The prom and boners. Dancing. I'm glad when you're dancing you get a little boner. You get a little pop of boner. But that isn't what you said. You said it reminds me of boners. No, the back of the days where you're like all excited. Like you and all your buddies,

hey boys we got boners. I'm gonna get up and dance, no man. Hey, let's grab each other. Hey, we got. Grab on boys, let's grab a hold of each other and do a whirlwind. No, this is the days of... Let's play merry-go-round.

Young innocent love, buddy. What? Young innocent love back in those days. Yeah. You know what was another good one at the prom? What? Footloose. I was fucking...

You were fucking embarrassing when that thing used to come on. I was not embarrassing. Everybody thought I was the coolest. Dancer used to remember some air supply to they didn't. By the way, pops, they didn't think you're the coolest dancer. They're just afraid to say something to you because they know you're not going to kick the shit out of them. Not true. Guess what? Cheer and forming. Yeah.

But I was just like fucking cheering. Never gonna cut loose. Charles Straight granted a US patent on this day for the automatic pop-up toaster. What a fucking invention that was! Pretty good, yeah, Ricky. It still works. Oh man, it's... I still have one! And I mean, there's not much you can do with it.

It's basically the same thing. You know what's an even older invention that we still use? The wheel. Still use that one. Did anybody get a patent on that? No, no. Worth a few bucks. No, it was before the patent office was there because it was a caveman that did it. The seat belt, that was another good thing. The sweetest guy did it and he was just like, I don't want money. Who did? I did it and he was just like, I don't want money. Who did? Al Capone. Oh fuck.

11 years, died of shriveless. I don't care what people say about Al Capone, he was good for the community. Really? Oh man, he did so much shit for fucking the people in his community. What's this mean? What about the people he murdered?

They were, you know what the thing is, the people that he did whack? They were bad people. They were bad motherfuckers, so. Okay. They were ridding the world of scumbags. I will admit, I don't know a whole lot about Al Capone. You know what the thing is the people that he did whack bad people they were bad motherfuckers. So okay They were ridden the world of scumbags. I will admit. I don't know a whole lot about al capone I know he was a gangster in chicago during prohibition And I know the theater we played at yeah, there was a secret backdoor

Escape route that he had tunnels Chicago tunnels all underneath the fucking Chicago, man That was pretty cool 1960 on this day the police find 219 grains Of cannabis resin and john lennon and yoko owns a proud of those bad fuckers grains Doesn't sound like much doesn't sound like much at all 150 pounds for marijuana possession. Would that be seeds maybe? Like, you know, grains of rice, seed things? No, it's a bad day for drugs. Jefferson Airplane's Paul Kanter also got arrested on this day from marijuana possession.

Paul Kanter? You know what, I guarantee you, we've been arrested for drugs on this day some point in our life. Probably. Probably. Imagine if they had us on the thing, or you guys. Yeah, we got busted.

On this day, and it was just about who got busted for drugs. You'd probably be on there 300 times in a year We have you actually you know what? I remember being in jail right before fucking Halloween. We had Halloween in jail, which sucks Halloween in jail is not not fun man. It's not people get off You can really only dress up as an inmate bent out of shape It's fine delivery gets on all the weird drugs and starts fucking doing weird things to you What Yeah, we're not taking we're not getting into that

Weird and fucking Halloween in jail well you can only dress up as an inmate I know some gosh dress up as dude chicks and Dolly Parton. All kinds of different fucking things, man. All right. We gotta go. Let's go eat. Get some booze. What are we gonna eat? Roll some joints.

We're gonna have some Thai. Okay, let's go to the Titanic. Yeah, we should open the Titanic. We've already turned my trailer, your trailer, into the fucking Titanic. Okay, you know what's gonna be? A boat, Halifax Harbor, called the Titanic, turned into a Thai restaurant. That's the one. I like it. The Brunos, we can buy the Brunos.

The floating restaurant. Alright, coming to the Titanic, in Halifax. Grand opening, 2038. We're gonna have to learn how to cook Thai food. We'll get Rainier to do it, he fucking could cook anything. Alright, cheers. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to Swernet.com or for that. Well, get Rainier to do it. He fucking could cook anything. Shit. All right, cheers. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNut.com

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