Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 23 - Bad Motherf**kers

Episode Date: October 28, 2024

Randy's in a caring mood today,  but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. I don't know, June. All I know is there's one squirrel, particular squirrel. Right. Ricky said it's got white eyebrows, whatever the fuck that means. A white-eyed squirrel. And so what happened to him?

I don't know. He just believes they're in a personal battle with each other. He got all of his Army-Navy surplus gear on that he got at the Army-Navy surplus store, and he said, I'll be back. And I haven't seen him in, in fact, six days. So what the fuck was that? What? What's this smell like, like sewer or something in here, man? Is this the pipes backed up or what?

No. It's what? Randy's here. I wouldn't go in there, fellas. Oh my. Did you close the fucking door and put the fan on? The fan's on Julian. Did you open the window? Open, go back and open the fucking windows you

gross bastard. What the fuck are you getting him back in here for this? Like I told you, never again. What? Never. You know what never means? He said he would like to do it and he's been lonely so I invited him. He's been lonely.

Told me he was lonely. That's why he grew that mustache. I think it looks good. Don't you? I think it looks decent too, Randy. Yeah, that's true. I wouldn't, you know. I think you look fucked.

That's my opinion. He looks sort of like he's on a cop show. Yeah, that's what I mean. He looks like he reminds me of a dirty cop. I'm not into it. I'm clean to him. He looks like he could be on chips or something. Chips?

If he was... Were you saying he looks like Eric Kostratik? No, but if he was on a bike next to Potch and John, he might fit in. I mean, if he... I'm not the best on the motorcycle though. That's the only problem. I bet you're good on a parked motorcycle.

I don't even know what that means. You know, like leaning back on... Leaning back. Somebody's straddling him. Is that what you mean? Oh, that's not uncomfortable, is it? Ah, fuck. All right, so we got to tolerate this fuckhead for the next half hour.

Okay. He's alright. He's... He puts your deodorant on anyway. If you're fucking irritating, you're out the door. I even made notes, Julian. Okay, what do... I got some notes. Did you want to start out with your notes then?

For today, because it's... well, it's October 25th. Right? And it's... there's a lot of good things that I went on the internet and I found some interesting little deets about today. So the most important thing about today, I think the biggest one, there's lots of stuff happening today, Julian. It's National Care About You Day.

Alright, so what does that mean? I care about you. I don't care about you, man. Like, at all. I care about... I will give you a hug, dude. You're not giving... You give me a hug on the... Come on, he cares about you. He smells like toilet paper and ass, man.

You know what? I even care about Ricky, even though he's... Well, he's kind of freaked out trying to get that squirrel, you know? Maybe he should just feed it and it would stop frigging with him. So what's the... Is he trying to kill smells? Yeah, he smells pretty good, you know that Maybe you should just feed it and it would stop frigging with them. So what's the, is he trying to kill smells? Pretty good, you know that? He smells like shit and roses. You know what we did though?

Cause the odorant doesn't seem to break the barrier, the crust. You know those glade things where you twist them and it's an air freshener. I cut the top off it and we just dumped the pallets right there and just ground the fucking glades right into them. It's probably not good for you though, you know that, Bubs? You smell nice though, Lilacs.

Yeah, it's good, great for your lymph nodes. I've never even heard of Lilacs. Keep doing it. Lilacs, Randy Lilac might be his new sax name. All right, you know what? I can't handle this anymore. I've been reading up on the fucking website all the comments and shit, and we've got to fucking set some people straight, man. I've been reading up on the fucking website all the comments and shit and

We got a fucking set some people straight man, or I do you guys got to help me There's one person on there His name is CEE who's been fucking giving me the gears about mutilated cocks and all this shit So number one see all right. I'm not obsessed with cops cocks I just want to make money if there's a big cock over in the UK that can make me some money I'm gonna fucking make money from it a cock to me is like that if that could make me money That's just as good as a cock. Okay, if it's gonna make me thousand a buck thousands of bucks I will fucking talk about it forever. All right motherfucker So get off my back about that shit and people that say that I'm too fucking hostile and I give him a hard time,

do you know how many times I've been to jail because of this motherfucker? At least 12 times, Ricky and I both. And if he was here, he'd say the same thing. So guess what? You can suck it, I'm gonna be nice to you today, but if I do give him a hard time, I've got fucking every right to do it.

Oh man. Okay. Jesus, Murph. Just saying, man. Did you like ingest some new type of muscle powder or something? No, man, I Jesus saying man. Did you like ingest some no? Powder or something? No, man. I'm just saying I started reading comments I'm trying to hit make a living here with this guy over in the UK with his cock who I am Actually getting a hold of and he might be on the podcast next month by the way

Okay, so I'm trying to make a fucking me. I mean you get a hold of him like getting a hold of them I've seen you're just you're doing what these people are doing on the internet. No, I'm just asking. You know, it's kind of, you know, it's borderline fucking bullying. You know what I mean? Don't get mad, Julian. Borderline fucking bullying. People liking cocks, they're saying that you do.

Like cocks are a great thing, Julian. Well, see, that's fine for you to say, but you know what? I'm saying there was something special about this guy, and the moment I heard that fucking story I knew that there was some money to be made. And sometimes, well, penises, well, I think they have feelings, you know? What has feelings? Your penis.

Oh, can you? The truth is, is that if it does get a little bit mutilated, sometimes we give it to it. A little polysport. Give him a hard fucking butt. Polysport, Julian, to fix that. There's a little, just a little bit. You know what?

I'm not getting into that shit. I'm just saying, man. I'm trying to fucking make money. Christmas is coming soon. Moe's got a fucking list like that that I gotta get the... Do you think Ricky goes out and gets him presents? It's me. Alright, so I'm doing this for fucking Moe, so everybody relax. Maybe you should tell everyone that you care about them, Julian.

Maybe. That might be nice. Is it International Calm Down Day or anything? No, no, no, boys. I'm fine now. It's out of my system. I just, you know... When you feel like you're getting bullied online, you gotta fucking stay something. Stand up for yourself. No one likes a bully. That's the truth.

That's right, man. Cyrus is a bully. He is a bully. He is Cyrus. Fucking bully. Cyrus can figure it out. All right, I. Cyrus is a bully. He is a bully. Cyrus. Fucking bully. Cyrus can figure it out. All right, I got a story here. You know these people at breakdance and stuff?

It was big. Breakdancers? Yeah, breakdancers. Who's in the Olympics? Exactly, but you know, you guys don't know what these guys go through after doing it for 19 years. You grow a fucking big hump on your head. Well, yeah, head callus.

It's a head callus, man. Big skull callus, you're spinning on your head. Oh yeah, head callus. It's a head callus, man. Big skull callus from spinning on your head. Do you want to see? I got a picture of an actual X-ray. You turn into like a conehead, do you? For fuck's sakes, he's turning. You gotta do a lot of head spinning though to get a fucking lump, don't you?

You do, man. Remember the old cartoon? Nightens. You get hit in the head and then the lump will come right away. Fred Flintstone. I do, Randy. Oh man, what the fuck's going on here, man?

What are you doing? I got a fucking scan here of this guy's... Oh man. Julie, I mean, that's a really good... Good energy about this, man. I need patience, man. I need patience. Just take ten breaths, any notes. Calm down, Randy. Holy fuck.

Remember I was questioning whether we're in a simulation? Dudes, look it. That doesn't look good. Oh, he's turning into a conehead. That's like a conehead. Like, look at this shit. That's from breakdancing. That's a baby conehead.

I don't know if that's from breakdancing, is it? It's from breakdancing. 19 years this guy's been doing this. But think how many head spins you gotta do to make a bone grow there like that. 19 years, Bob. Does it kinda? Yeah, but it's not like he, man, maybe he's spinning on his head every day for 19 years.

He's doing it every day, man. Practice makes perfect. Jesus Murphy, big fucking skull callus. Yeah, it's kinda gross, man. Big bunion, a head bunion. Bunion head, they should call him. They should call him Bunion. No, see, that's bullying.

You can't call him Bunion head. Can't do it, man. You gotta say, oh, sir, you look, it looks like you injured your scalp. You should take care of that. You look fantastic, though. That's weird, because like in the old days, in certain cultures, they'd stretch their necks out,

like, and then your neck would be okay. You ever see rings on the necks? Yeah. So like... Ring necks? Yeah. So like, Ring necks, they're called. That picture, Julian, I mean, it kinda, it looked a little bit like-

The first guy that did that, you know, what his nickname ended up being? Fucking Johnny Long Neck. Oh, that's not cool. The whole village. He had the rings going? Yeah, and they put one on, they add a new one every year.

His neck ended up being about that long. You know, his head's up here now. Whole village, fucking ridiculed him at the bar called the Johnny Long Neck. So what happens when you turn like 90 and you got like a fucking neck that's that long? Like, do you, you know how you hunch over? No, no, the rings hold you up.

You can't take the rings off once they're on there. Oh man. Because if you take them off, she just flops over. You got no muscles. So you gotta leave the rings on Johnny Long Neck. Johnny Long Neck? He was, what, where was he from? Oh they were in a tribe somewhere over there.

His name was Johnny. No, but they called him that as a nickname. But they used to also, I know, slope of your head too. So the head, I think it was the Mayans. I think I read that. Was it the Mayans? Yeah, they would and they would wrap stuff around They had to give because I guess I think a prominent forehead meant that you were pretty smart or something I think the ones with the long necks were over in Africa. Yeah, so different places

I'm sure the whole long neck trend caught on, you know back in the 1600s that whatever they had for TikTok back then, it would become a trend. And then maybe what's going to happen? TikTok was done on rocks back then. You would chisel it out on a rock and then you'd send it on a boat over to... They had pigeons.

...America or whatever. Pigeons, did they? They had to carry pigeons. You know what? They couldn't carry rocks. Boys, I was watching this a lot. You know what I just binge-watched was the Game of Thrones, man. Never watched it before. Good fucking series, man. They couldn't carry rocks. Boys, I was watching this a lot. You know what I just binge-watched was the Game of Thrones, man. Never watched it before.

Good fucking series, man. They use pigeons in that. They use... Dragons. Or dragon pigeons. Dragons. Yeah, dragons are... Ravens and shit.

You don't like dragons, do you? Well, if you're their friend, sure. But if you're on the other side... Yeah, they take you down even though there's no such thing of them. Check out this guy. This fucking, this burglar, man. Burglar?

Burglar, burglar. I'm thinking about the hamburger burglar. The hamburger. The hamburger. The hamburger. Anyway, this guy's from Poland, right? So for, he was sentenced 22 months behind bars for breaking into homes and performing various

chores like hanging the laundry and cleaning the floors. So this guy would break into homes and clean the fucking places. I've heard of there was another guy years ago, he was stealing dogs in this one sort of large neighborhood. Dogs were going missing out of the yard and everybody was in an uproar, oh my fuck, nine dogs on this street have been stolen, blah, blah, blah. Two weeks later, all the dogs were put back,

but they were all groomed, their nails clipped, their teeth all brushed, all bald. Same kind of deal as this guy. Weirdos. Was he pissed off when he got caught? I don't know that they ever caught him. He was a serial dog groomer. Well, this guy's in jail and he's pissed off saying,

what the fuck, I cleaned your fucking homes for all these months and I'm in jail for that? Like, the guy might be... Yeah, but you can't, you know, you don't know what he's doing when he's in there cleaning. I don't think there was anything fucking dirty or weird. Probably made some sausages or something. I met a guy down at the diner. He's from Poland and

You know what? He said that there's a lot of fans the trailer park boys in Poland because apparently You thought this guy broke into somebody's house and made sausage because he's because he's polished Like if that was if he did that it would be in the story. Because that's fucked. That means you'd have to bring the fucking sausage skins and the fucking rind. Randy, not everybody from Poland makes sausage. Jesus Christ, man. You gotta know that, right? Patience, man. I need patience today.

That's like saying everybody in Canada fucking makes maple syrup. Lot do. Not everyone. Or everybody in Canada lives in the same room. Sure I do, and you do, and he does, but not everybody. Canada lives in the same room. Sure I do and you do and he does but not everybody. Maple syrup's delicious though. It is very. Do you guys like parrots?

I love parrots. Alright how about tens of thousands of parrots coming up and fucking abating your neighborhood every year? Because that's what's happening. There's fucking parrots everywhere man. There's shit not everything. Too much parrot, a boo boo. They're yapping and yapping and people are going crazy, man. Like, what would you do? Buy some crackers.

I know you wouldn't want to kill an animal or anything, but would you get to the point where you'd get a pellet gun out or a.22? I wouldn't get a pellet gun out. You could just shoo them away with a broom. 30,000 of them. 30,000 are going to come right in my yard? Yes.

Well, then you got a bigger problem. That's a natural disaster. I know, so what do you do? If no one's going to help you, what do you do? FEMA. Gonna have to call FEMA or PETA. PETA? PETA?

PETA? PETA? PETA? You gonna make a little sandwich? No, Peta, the, you know, the pet. Peta pets. Peta pets. You gotta call them and say, I'm being attacked by 30,000 parrots.

And if you don't get here, I'm shooting. Ricky would def- there's no way you could fucking- Well, if your life was in danger, you'd have to protect yourself, yourself But I mean if you could get a broom out and get most of them They're beautiful bird though if you're to get a fucking shotgun out how big are they are they the little parents are they the big? cocks 30 thousands a lot yeah, that's a lot of parents. It's a they could easily kill you yeah, I've never seen a parrot fly Ricky would I've seen a show with a parrot in it, doing some tricks. Yeah, well they're saying here there's not much the authorities can do when this happens,

so you gotta put up with... Wrecky would just get a baseball bat. Oh, he would get a shotgun. He would take out about ten of them at a time. That'd be the best way of doing it. Not that I would ever kill a bunch of parrots, but if I was... No, I mean you'd have to try to, but they can speak, so first order of business would be

try to reason with them. Of course I would do that, but after, like... Birds, listen, calm down. Can we just have a conversation? But if they keep packing at you and clawing at you, then you gotta get the broom out. Oh, boys, we gotta... We have a video. Okay, let's get to this.

Ooh. Okay, you translate. All right, buddy, what is, dude. All right, I gotta get to it. Let's get to it. Whoa. I mean, that doesn't look like tens of thousands, but that's just a...

See, I could handle, huh? They don't sell. For a week now. Look, you got this old lady. She's saying, fuck you. She's banging on the pool. Look, look at her. Let me see. She's gonna get a shotgun out soon, I guarantee you. Oh, it's not that many.

Oh, no, no, no. Wait. I don't think we got the money shot yet. No, she's not that many. Oh, no, no, no, wait. I don't think we got the money shot yet. No, she's just being mean. She is not, man. This is weeks of these fucking things. Look at her. Look at that. Fuck you, Randy.

You don't need to see. There's tons in there. All right. You're not that fake of a story. She kind of looks like she overreacted. All right, I'm going to see if I can get a better shot. She might be soothing to just lay in the shed and listen to them outside screeching.

Guys, you know what's more annoying? Listening to these guys talking, not knowing what they're saying. What language or what country are we in there? Como se llena el pronom en lo que? El Pablo, yeah, yeah, there's Spanish, man. So, I don't know. Randy can speak Spanish.

Look at the bird shit, man. Juanes Díaz. Nice one, Randy. Is that for morning? What are you watching this still for? I'm trying to find... Are you getting turned on or something? No, man. See?

That's when things start happening online. Soon people are going to say that you like... Julie's when things start happening online. Yeah, soon people are gonna say that you like eating away at carrots. Julian's fucking obsessed with fucking birds. Well, you are. Well, Julian, I don't know if you knew this, but October 25th, it's Rodent Awareness Week, and it appears that Ricky is trying to kill that squirrel. So he's aware. Is a squirrel a rodent?

I think it is. And same with, well, little a rodent? I think it is. And same with, well, little rats. Like, and even a gopher? Gopher be rodent. Does a squirrel fall under the rodent category? I don't know that it does. But what about a... a gerbil?

Well, they're not really out in the wild, are they, Randy? Around here. They're tickly sometimes, but... They're tickly? Well, yeah, you get the... No, they're not rodents, man. Squirrels are not rodents? No.

I didn't think so. Squirrels are rodents. See? Yeah, they are, man. They're kind of... It's got a set of incisors in both upper and lower jaw. That's debatable. What about a chipmunk?

Is a little chipmunk? They're cute. They don't seem as aggressive as the squirrel. They are the family, they're a squirrel in the family of the Rodentia order of mammals. Ricky hates Rodentia. Yeah. Alright, here's a feel-good story for you guys. Boys, I'm drinking Snoop Dogg's death row records.

Oh nice. Grape, gluten-free grape, death row, herd, seltzer, happy dad. What percentage? That is your 5% alcohol. That's normal. How's it taste? It's grape-alicious. It's pretty grapy. Grape Dizzle. It's grape. All right, check this out. This sounds like a movie to me. But anyway, a woman becomes a police officer to catch her father's killer, arrests the motherfucker 25 years later. She did it.

She became a police officer to try to find her father's killer. 25 fucking years later, boom. But he's a jail. Tell me that's not a fucking gonna be a movie. That's a movie, man. She's a very good looking movie too. Melissa McCarthy make it a comedy. I don't know man. No maybe it should be a serious movie. You know what? Melissa McCarthy's the funniest lady on that I've ever seen. Maybe it's funny I think. Maybe it could be a JLo kind of movie. She's not, she kind of looks like a JLo.

No, you don't want JLo. I know, she's getting a lot of bad shit lately. No, you want somebody like, who would be great in that role? Oh, the one that was in my space movie that I loved. What? You know, what's her name? She's fantastic.

Jennifer? Is she in the boxing movie? Maybe. In the boxing movie? What boxing movie? With Clint Eastwood? Million Dollar Baby or whatever. Is that what it is? No, not her. That's Sandra Bullock. Is that her? Sandra Bullock! That's what I'm thinking of.

She could be it. She could be good. I think they just turned down Speed 3 so I mean, she might be available. Who else would be good? I Don't fucking know Meryl Streep Too old man, too old. Wow Robert De Niro as a lady maybe

maybe You know what a lot of a lot of teenagers. They don't know who the fuck Robert De Niro is, which is a shame. That is a shame. You know that? That is a shame. I asked a couple of these fucking little dickheads that were at the store. They said something, or whatever. I said, you know Robert De Niro? And they were like, no. Don't have a fucking clue.

Oh! Because I started off with, they didn't't know who they're like, Oh, nice fucking phone case. See the phone case I got. What is it? Can't see it. Bad motherfucker. Oh, guess where that's from. You guys don't know. Oh, my fuck. I bet you most people out there are gonna know where the fuck that's from. What do you mean where it's from? Pulp Fiction. Samuel L. Jackson. He has a wallet that had bad motherfucker on it. That is my bad motherfucker. I asked some kids at the store, they're like, hey, nice fucking phone case. He's like, Quentin Tarantino, man.

Who? It's not that fascinating that people don't know what that particular fucking... It doesn't look the same. It does, that's the fucking leather wallet, man. I mean, if it was on a wall. It's on a phone, Julian. I don't know if people put it together. It's a thing.

You know, maybe you should get something like a, some flowers, a new case with something to brighten your day on there instead of like, you're not a bad motherfucker, Julian. What do you mean you're tough? Hello Kitty's a nice thing to see in the morning. Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty!

Sometimes I think you should... Here! Kitty come, kitty come, kitty here! Kitty come, kitty come, kitty here! If you kids can walk around thinking that you're just a bad motherfucker, bad things are going to happen to you, Julian. That's right. Thoughts become things. Boys, boys, I bought it because I'm a fucking fan of Quentin and Tarantino and Pulp Fiction. I thought it was cool.

Shit, I got the wallet. It has nothing to do with me being a bad motherfucker. What scene does he pull out his bad motherfucker wallet? When he takes the wallet in the diner, and he's like, okay, which one is yours? Tim Roth, he's like, which one is the one that says bad motherfucker? It's right there on the table. It's like a fucking big part of the movie.

Then he gets into divine intervention and all that shit. Spoiler alert. It's not a big part of the movie. Then he gets into divine intervention and all that shit. Spoiler alert. It's not a big part of the movie. Well, it was for me. For the true fan, it is. I don't know why they didn't show us all the hash browns. That's what I don't know. That's what was in the suitcase, was the hash browns were glowing. Why, to share the hash browns? What the fuck are you talking? Do you think this case had hashbrowns in it?

Of course it had hashbrowns, Julian. What do you think was in it? No, it didn't have fucking hashbrowns. Do you think they're gonna fucking be killing people, mowing them down with shotguns and shit for hashbrowns? Good hashbrowns. Jesus Christ, Brandy, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Seriously. Do you like hashbrowns? I ain't like that. Everybody was after the hashbrowns and the glowing hashbrowns. Well I thought that I thought that Marcellus was going to open up a restaurant. With the fancy hashbrowns.

Where the fuck did that part happen where Marcellus was going to open up a restaurant? They were in the diner, they were dancing. He got fucking he got that gimp fucking with his ass and everything over hashbrowns. That didn't happen man He would not get fucked around like that man

They I remember from that movie Okay, this is you know what it is what it was Were you hungry when you watched this movie? I was does well I always eat popcorn Were you starving when you ate the movie? No I mean watch the movie see you're fucking me movie? No, I wasn't eating the movie. I mean, watched the movie. See, you're fucking me up now, Randy, because I can't believe you thought

there was Hasbro and I was in the case. All right, moving on. Before I get out my gun and fucking. There's times I wanna shoot you, you know that? Don't say that. I'm not talking to kill, I'm talking like up on the shoulder or something, maybe back here in the tricep.

You should talk to Cyndi Lauper then, because I wrote it down on this day back in 86, her True Colors song went to number one, Julian, and you're showing your true colors right now. Maybe- With that I want you dead sometimes? Yeah, I do think that. You know what?

I do think that. You think you're a bad motherfucker, Julian. I see your true colors shine through. That's right. I see your true colors shine through That's right I see your true colors And that's why I love you Don't fucking say you love me, Bubs. Don't touch me. To let it show your true muscles

Muscles? That's a good one, Bubs. No, it's the first. Bunging out I'm gonna kill before. They're bulging out. They're bulging. I'm gonna kill Ricky. I'm gonna kill him. I'm like a weightlifter. True muscles.

All right, you know what? It's complex and true. That was a really good song, wasn't it? It was a beautiful song. And she had good energy. Cindy Lauper. She liked to have fun. Was it pronounced Lauper or Lauper?

Lauper, Lauper. Because I've heard people say Lauper. She liked to have fun. Was it pronounced Lauper or Lauper? Lauper. Lauper. Because I've heard people say Lauper. I think it's Lauper. All right, I know, Bubs, we got to tell the people, I'm not sure if people know this, but Bubs has turned into quite the fucking painter. You are the artist of the park, man.

Yeah, you are. He's selling paintings. He's doing good. He's got an art exhibit over in Elifax. Well, it ended, but I did have one. Is there going to be another one, though? Yeah, you are. He's selling paintings. He's doing good. He's got an art exhibit over in Elifax. Well, it ended, but I did have one. Is there going to be another one, though? Yeah, this weekend.

Where at? Well, I'm technically there right now. Okay. Now, what's the date today? 25th. 25th? It's happening right now. It's happening tonight. My exhibit's in Toronto right now.

All right, he's got... Art Toronto. Okay, you know what? I love that, man. That's cool. I should have been your manager before you got into this. You did this without me telling you. I'm supposed to be there, but I stayed here to do this. Okay, I'll take... Hey, how about from this point on, I'll take over. I'll make sure that you get the top of...

But you know where we're going today? Where? To Winnipeg, you dummy. We're going to Winnipeg today. Yes. Oh, you guys are gonna have a great time. We're going to Winnipeg today. Yes. You guys are going to have a great time. We're at the Comic Con tonight. Tonight.

And tomorrow and Sunday. Oh man, that's a dirty fucking flight. Can I come? I'm starting to drink. No. No. Not ever, Randy. That's a dirty... How many hours is that flight? You can come, Randy. How many hours is that flight? Well, we right here. How many hours is that flight?

Well we got a flight to Toronto, two hours, and then another couple to Winnipeg. It's pretty close I think. It's like two hours from Toronto to Winnipeg, something like that, but we're at Comic Con tonight in Winnipeg. Or is it Comic Con or Fan Expo? Can't remember. Don't know, it's one of them. Anyway, I was getting into the art thing

because you hear about the fucking, the janitor that cleaned up the cans in this fucking art place? Yeah, see, it gotta be. It was part of the exhibit, a couple empty cans. Like, come on, man. No, but you gotta be careful in art galleries because anything could be art.

Oh yeah, just like the one that was on a pedestal, there was nothing, and Buddy sold it for $20,000. He sold it for 20 grand. $27,000, it was an imaginary sculpture. It's just a pedestal with nothing on it. But here's why it's art. Why? Because you got a certificate of authenticity

that said yes, you own the imaginary sculpture. So he's got that, therefore that's real. So you know what we gotta do? Art. We gotta make, and I'm a good person for for this we have to fucking come up with a good art thing man Like a theme of just oh, I've been of nothing. Don't worry, baby. All right. I'm in paint. Can I be the manager? You wait till you see my next selection of kiddies. All right soon He'll have a lot more paintings coming out in the kiddement collection while they're out They're gonna be out like now. Have you have you ever worked with epoxy?

I'm gonna start dabbling Randy. I mean I've used it to seal up holes in my shed But I'm gonna start using it and maybe we should do a cheeseburger and onion ring exhibit. You're not involved You're not involved. I'm okay. You know not involved. I have, okay, you know what? You do some paintings, you come to me, I'll see if I'll sign you or not. That's not painting, this is different. Well epoxy, whatever. He wants to take a happy meal and pour epoxy.

All right, people will buy it. People will buy that. Well McDonald's will last forever anyway. You go over to Iceland. You put it in epoxy, she's gonna last forever. You're gonna last anyway, man. Cause there's no oxygen on it anymore. That shit doesn't go bad. The McDonald's stuff doesn't go bad.

Preserve it forever. It can't turn green inside the epoxy. All right. After we're done here, do up some paintings. I want to see some epoxy shit, whatever they're talking about. I'll sign you up maybe if it's good. Bob's, I'll talk to them in Toronto. I think we can take the show to BC.

More shows to come, everybody. You're not managing me. I think we can take the show to BC. More shows to come everybody. You're not managing. I certainly am. Cheers everyone, have a good weekend. Care about you, Julian. Come out to see us in Winnipeg, please. Well, yeah, we'll be there tonight. I won't be there.

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