Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 23 - Julian's Extreme Makeover

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

Julian prepares for a special date, with the help of guest stars Tracy and Martina! But will he get the Peaky Blinders look he's after? There's also an update on Ricky's jail vacation, and Bubbles' search for an alien asteroid. Plus: A Louvre jewel heist life hack!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perp Boys Plus. All right, what the fuck's going on, everybody? This is Perk after Derek. I'm Julian, the host today. I've got some very special guests with me today, two friends, Martina and Tracy. Hi, sexy. Hi.

Down to the big city. And you might be wondering, what the fuck is going to? going on with this towel on my head? Well, today's a special day because I finally got my haircut. I'm an esthetician. She said, is that what it's called? Anestitian. Yes. So I told. On license. Yeah, I said may as well do a nice little soak on his head, right? Yeah. Chop the mouth buff. So that's what the towel's doing on his head now. Okay. So give him a little treatment. Oh, so this is like an, what, like an exfoliation kind of thing? It's an exfoliant, yeah. And okay, so I already have my haircut right now. I can't wait to see what the fuck happened.

to this because I mean I haven't had my haircut I don't it must be like two and a half three years now what possessed her to do this all right I got a date tonight oh okay she's she's cool when I was bouncing back at the aristocrat years ago she used to work there and like this is probably like 15 years ago this is an old fling yeah old flang her name is it I don't know I've never really hooked up or anything with her I mean I really dated or anything might be the nice It might be, I always had a crush on her, but, you know, I was too much of a chicken shit to ask her out. Anyway, take her out for a nice milk steak. Well, milk steak. What the fuck is that? Oh, beautiful. Oh, my God. That's a Halifax. It tenderizes the meat.

Yeah. A milk steak. You let it soak in the meat. Yeah, breaks down all the cartilage and whatever fucks in there, yeah. Oh, it's beautiful. Milk had, nice thin, soft steak. Yeah, did you ever do that at home, try it. See? Oh, the milk steaks? Yeah, I never done it at home. I done it at home. Yeah. Milkstakes. Yeah. I heard of like you can like put it, marinate it in like beer. That's usually what I do.

I'm not doing. And maybe even some some rum or whiskey. Yeah, that might be good. Yeah, the milk. Yeah, the milk.

Now I'm thinking like Bailey's. Well, the thing is, you can get a cheap cut of steak, right? Yeah. Because steaks are so expensive. Yes, just get a cheap cut. You soak it in the milk and then it gets right soft. My poppy loves it because he barely has to chew. Oh, you can show it with your tongue.

Anyway, yeah, sorry, do that for your date. But hopefully you get late. Yeah, well, I don't know. Anyway, she's, we got talking. I met her. I was at the Mick Mac Mall, picking some shit up, and I got talking to her.

And I found out she loves that fucking, that series, Peaky Blinders. Do you guys ever watch that? Oh, yes. I guess I do. Thomas Shelby. Yeah.

Yeah, that's, well, that's the kind of look I'm going for. I'm going for like the fade. No, it looks nice. Okay. The hair cuts very sharp. Like, I don't know. I've never had short air before, right?

And then Tricey's treatment, that'll probably take care of all the danger if you had, I don't know if you had new yet. Yeah, I don't know it was pretty. Just a little bit of flakes. Yeah, no, it's fine. I didn't have fucking dandruff, did I? Oh, your shoulders were like snow glow, yeah.

Brave wearing that black shirt, buy. Are you good? Hey, I never knew that I had dandruff. Yeah. All right, well, dandruff's going to be gone now because of this exfoliation or whatever. Oh, take everything right off. It kind of feels like it's like a, like there's some heat or something. There's a bit of a burn.

You will feel that. That's normal. That means it's working, though. That means it's working. Yeah. All right. Okay. I shouldn't touch it, right?

So where are the other two? All right. So I don't know if you heard this, but Ricky, he's in jail. They won the championship ball hockey. Oh, good for him. Yeah, he's doing good. And I don't know, he's the kind of guy that likes to hang on with the boys, right? Yeah.

And you know what? It's the best place for him. Well, that's what I'm saying. But, you know, it's kind of hard for me to get out here and make some money without them because you are kind of like business partners, right? I'm kind of jealous of that, that you can just, like, you have that relationship with prison and jail. Like, you kind of established yourselves. there, because I mean, there's such a stigma around jail, but I love that you always treated it

like a little getaway. Well, it is. I mean, there's, there's some people that are fucked up, like that ditty guy. I guess. Yeah, I'm not talking about fucking Epstein's Island. I just spend a couple, I don't know, months. Hang up with the boys. That's what it's like. Have your meals cooked for you? I myself, I like to be on a schedule. So I like to eat breakfast at the same time, eat lunch, eat supper, all the same time when you're not paying for it. No, exactly. And you look at the price of rent around Halifax, like you lock me up. for it not go to jail like exactly it's not cooked for you you got a nice bed to sleep in all your friends are there i guess you can fucking play hockey now what's he doing playing hockey you can do

whatever you can you can make booze in jail you can make lots of money in jail there's all kinds of little if you're a good businessman you can make a ton of money actually i can make more money sometimes in jail than out of jail which i'm actually considering you're just entrepreneur like that i feel like wayman's prisons might be different though trice yeah just i don't No, no, I'd be, everyone would be trying to finger me the whole time. Yeah. You know what, yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't know what goes on in the women's jail.

I mean, there is a bit of that going on in jail with the guys, but. Yeah. Probably very catty with each other, right? I know. Do you ever watch that Orange is New Black? Couldn't get into us. No? I never did watch that show.

No. What is it like? The one takeaway I took from that show was one of the main characters. She used a Sharpie to do her eye makeup. Oh, yeah. You sent me that clip. That's pretty cool. I wouldn't have to do my makeup.

makeup every day. It stays on for a couple days. Yeah, but that's not fuck up your eyes. That stuff is not, that's not good for you. Oh, you get used to chemicals. Yes. I don't know that. Yes. All right. Okay. And this is great. Those people don't know, these guys are from fucking Cape Breton,

which is like the island up on the tip of Nova Scotia. You got it on the screen right behind. I got it right here. So this is it right here. Yeah. You see that? And I had a lot of people ask me, where the fuck the bubbles go? I got a call from him because I didn't know where he went I guess he's he's up here there's no cell phone range or anything up in this area is he still driving the go-cars is that how we get up there he's got the green bastard truck okay yeah the green bastard up the highlands oh yeah yeah yeah it's I hope his

brakes are good oh yeah going down the mountains are fox yeah anyway he I guess there's no cell phone coverage up in that area no but he did call me on a pay phone and uh do you guys ever hear that three-eye atlas comment? No. I guess I do. I'm following that. You don't know about that. Oh, we're all fucked. We're all going to die. It's coming straight for Earth. That's what he's saying. He's got

a telescope with them, right? So he took this drive. He's trying to find the highest point in Nova Scotia which is probably up around the highlands, right? Meath. The very tip. Is that it up there? Yep. By the Bay St. Lawrence? Yeah. Dangwall. Where the fuck? What's Dingwall?

I didn't know what such thing as a Dingwall. Beautiful beach up there. Is it a nice beach? Chowder House, too. Oh, in the chowder house. Oh, beautiful chowder, Julian. Yeah. Anyway, he's up around this area, the highest point,

and he's going to set up shop with this telescope out in the woods by himself. He's probably got some. It's very different, eh? Something wrong with him. There's something fucking wrong with them. Anyway, he's saying this fucking 3-Ey Atlas is like, what is it, two miles long or 200 miles long? I'm not sure.

Yeah, they measure it based on football fields. Yeah, so how many football fields is it? I think it's three or four of them. Anyway, he's saying... Square football fields. Do you ever hear about these fucking creasers that live underground? Yes, I do. The Dracos?

You ever read Millennial Hospitality by Charles Hall? No. Look that up. What's that about? What's that about? Oh, my God, it's about aliens. And how they walk amongst us, how they're responsible building the pyramids

and all of the great architecture of the world. Now, there's a couple different species of aliens. You got the grays, you got the tall whites, and then the Dracos, They also go by the reptilian people. And they can fucking morph. I wish you didn't ask her. They can morph.

They can morph. You look that up on YouTube. There are certain celebrities out there that are actually reptilian aliens. Come on. Which one? You see them. Ellen's degenerous. Oh, she's definitely one.

They got the slit eyes. Beyonce? Oh, definitely. Yeah. They run the world. What about the Nordics? They run the world. Is that it?

Nordics? Nordics? Yes, the Nordics. Yeah, they're beautiful people. Well, not people, but, you know, they're alien species. People from Norway. They almost look like they're Scandinavian, like very pale, white skin, long. They're very tall.

Who came first? Beautiful people. Are didn't people in Norway like that because of the Nordic aliens? Or are they trying to be like the people from... These are going to think I'm crazy, but... No, we're that ship to sail, Tracy. I don't know if I fully buy evolution. Really? I don't either.

No. I think it's a simulation or something. I think that the aliens came down and they screwed the monkeys. Yeah. Here we are sitting up chatting. Okay, right. It's fucked. You think, all right.

Okay. So when that, we just have monkeys on the planet. That's what you're saying. Just monkeys. There was a monkeys crawling around. Do you think they crash land or did they land in here nicely? I'd say it was intentional. And they looked at the monkeys.

They were like, I'm going to get me a piece of one of them monkeys. So what the fuck is Bobbill's doing up there? Trying to get banged. I'm trying to get banged by an alien with his telescope. I don't think. I think he's more afraid. I think he said there's like two million fucking Dracos on this thing up there. This 3-1 Atlas.

They're going to come down there and they're just going to kick ass. Because I heard from what he's saying that Dracos are mean motherfuckers. Yes, they are. They're not like the Nordics and the gray ones. They got the reptile brain. They got a reptile brain. Oh, like Komodo dragons. Yep.

See, they eat each. other. Yeah. That I do know. They got no empathy or compassion for humans. They just want to kill everyone. How do we know this, though? No, the Dracos.

Okay. Do you think the Dracos are actually down here underground right now, killing people? I'd say they are. Do you think they're eating? Absolutely. Motherfuckers. All right. Say if you had like a 9mm you were to shoot one of these things in the head.

Are they done? Or are they just going to be like, you know? Hard to say. You don't know? Hard to say. Wow. All right. Is that why Ellen shows off there?

Is that what you're thinking? Well. Wow. You don't just lose a TV show. And I know there's something to do with pizza, something, pizza gave or something. There's all kinds of weird shit going on right now. Like, why is the world so fucked up? I don't know.

I need... You gotta fill up one of these bangs for me because I'm not keeping up with this conversation. Like, Tracy goes on YouTube till like 5 a.m. and just like that's how you have this education of aliens yeah facebook university well i don't know if there's any weed or anything in here because how should we prepare if they come what the dracos just the aliens in general all right this is what i'm thinking what the fuck happened to this is what i'm thinking you need because i don't got house insurance you need guns no yeah i don't think i don't think house insurance is going to help you out anyway whatsoever i think you got to overpower them i think if you've

ever watched The Walking Dead? You need a shot to the head. You need something. You need a steak. I think they take it right to the melon. I don't think you should be saying all this because if they're that intelligent, they're probably watching this podcast. They're going to be coming with helmets on. Hey. I was watching

Buffy last night, Vampire Slayer. Yeah. Never did watch that. She broke a leg off of a chair and she used it as a steak to stab it through the heart. I think that's the mentality we've got to have. You know about that in me. You need to find something. You've got to use whatever you can as a weapon like a tripod that he's got chippers got over there because we're not allowed to own guns here

in can't poppy got a gun i can get you some fucking guns i know got a gun up in his closet yeah i got some guns do you guys you never shoot a gun i've shot guns yes i've shot oh every new year's even i got my firearms license you got your firearms yeah i know i was dating the man who kind of required it and we would go out in the woods and all that's you're the first person i know that has the firearm you shot a couple bucks too oh i've got a shot a fucking buck yeah up near inverness yeah See, I can't kill animals. You never see the video that guy who was just, he was on the road to Bodeck, Martina, and he just got out of his car.

There was deer across the street. He just shot it, right? Inside the highway, yeah. Yeah. But here's what I'm thinking for, because I watched that video and like, yeah, that makes sense to me. But he's driving a little Hyundai accent. Yeah, what's he doing with the body? Yeah.

You throw it right on the fucking roof, don't you? I guess you could. Some tether straps. Bungichord, yeah. Or you hack it up and put some of it in the trunk, put some of it on the roof? That's not about it. Was he ever quick to react? That deer was just.

darting across the road he pulled over got his gun bang he must've been tracking him oh do you think yeah probably driving around no he's in the area i thought he'd just seen an opportunity and he went for it why aren't you allowed to jack deer i don't know because you just can't fucking you're gonna kill end up killing the whole population of deer no no i can't eat a lot of deer no i can have a few bites yeah actually that's deer steak is nice and milk too breaks it down. Yes, it does. Yeah.

Fuck that. I don't know, boy, I've never tried deer steak or a moose steak or any kind of fucking steak but cow steak. Hmm. What is that? Is that, I heard it's like, someone told me it's game. They're all tasty in their own way. It's like a gamey.

They're all tasty. How do you get rid of the gamey taste though? You can make a stew. I know though. So soon as they walk in someone's house, if they're making like a moose stew, oh, travels through the air. It's kind of like fish, but in the opposite way. If you find goat got that same taste.

Goat. Yeah, goat burn yours. Yeah. Yeah, like goat cheese and why are goats so fucking stinky? Did you ever try that? I tried goat cheese. I've turned my stomach. You guys are going to make me involved.

It smelled like the barnyard. Yeah, it does. Yeah. Feltie animals. Goat cheese smells like ass. Yeah. Dirty little fucking animals. Dirty ass.

So why do you guys? Okay, I got you on one thing I bet. You could ever ever try a shirstraman? What? Fermented fucking maddick or her in. What's that? It's from Sweden. It's a stink.

shit is nasty those Swedish people I don't know how they'll eat anything eh they'll eat fucking anything but it's fucking disgusting they'd fucking build their menu by doing fear factor at each other right that's what I'm thinking it's just like how gross can we make it

I don't know I mean I was at a restaurant they're just like oh yeah having a little chat and like I can smell it they were a table away I was throwing up because I actually did I didn't try but because I got sick too much then there's the what's the Brits they eat that marmite. You ever sure you're telling that? Marmite. It looks like molasses.

Yeah. But it tastes like a fucking salt lick. Oh, that sounds gorgeous. No, it's disgusting. What the fuck is? It's like a it's like a syrupy molassesy texture. It's right dark and they put it on toast in the morning. Jesus Christ, I thought that was from Australia.

No, that's vegamite. That's vegamite. There's two different trying of disgusting mites. Is that different? Is that different? Is that different? The Vigamite or the... I never tried the Marmalite? But I tried the marmite. The marmite.

Is that up sobies or what, you're asking? You can get it there, yeah, in the international section. I'll try different things every once in a while. Yeah. Take a stroll through. That's just me, though, right? I'm fucked like that.

Right, adventurous. All right, guys, check out this. Is it on the TV? No, it says HDMI 1. God damn it. Yeah. Chipper, you've got a final... Shut up.

Blow in it. Plug it in? Plug it in? Yeah, and plug it back in. This is why bottles... Technical problems. don't trust you chipper why how's your head feeling by it's fucking burning leave it on especially right here is burning like a motherfucker right here right in this area

it's activated hey yes what is what did you use tracy uh something i found at mars under the sink just different things different i was going for the fade with this like the thomas shelby like no i love the fade it's the fade like it kind of fades really short that's what's called up with though by what is this yeah going to the barber shop sell that all right check out this husband and wife looks so similar they often get mistaken for identical twins tell me what you guys think of this okay oh lean forward a little bit over that way other way that looks like miss swan from mad tv like what the fuck is going on with that i mean they don't have to um they don't have to wear the aprons and all that seems like they're really it seems like they're going into it's yeah

fucking going for maybe it's a kink you never know a cake kink it's a cake right kink oh a kink they could they were actually cakes the fuck are they eating looks like they got a soup of uh i don't know wanton soup or something it looks like a wanton right there's a ball of piss julian that could be a bull looks like a ball of hangover piss they're they're i don't are they wearing wigs i don't think so that's the hairstyles they choose they kind of look like Randy they got a Randy look yeah I can see that I can see that but like come on do they look pleasant though which one's the male which one's the female I'm thinking this is not allowed to ask that no more the missus you're not let

ask that oh really no no I don't I see I don't know I don't know this no you just got to say hi hi okay hi just avoid the pronouns okay so this can I say this is the husband that's the wife no no what the fuck you're kidding me I'm not good yeah so what you say they them they them i'm looking at those two people and i'm saying they're probably they don't have binary really yeah you can usually tell it's harder from people in other places you're good a spot in that i yeah i can usually tell but i would say just see what the bangs and all that and the frilly little apron but then they kind of kind of look like maybe one was born a man i don't want to say this but yeah no not supposed to pick it apart but okay well you know what i'm

You guys are, this shows to teach people shit. I think they need Stacy. I just learned something here today because I thought this was a husband and a wife and I, I can't say that. Well, I can't. I don't understand why not, but I'm just going to say, I'm not going to do them. I think they need their head shaved to them. Yeah, yeah. You know, I don't know.

I wish I had names for these two people because then I could talk about it. It and this. I'm afraid to even talk about this now. Well, that's how they get you. Yeah. Fuck. I mean, this one, maybe a hair straightener, loose the glasses. Let's start with shampoo.

Yes. She looks like fucking Severus Snape. Okay. And I mean, they could be very, very nice, nice people. They could be a great couple. They look like a good time. They're drinking piss and they're dressing alike, but they could be fucking adorable. Yeah, heard to say.

I don't know. They're well organized. If this is the kitchen, I notice that. Look at the spices and shit. Like... This in the news? No, I don't know what the fuck What did you find this article?

What the fuck is that? It was like a pig skin. Doesn't look like samples of skin Right there and there? Could be. And what the fuck are those? What are those things? Lozenges.

Lossenges. Big jar of lozenges, I can tell. Bones. Collecting bones and skin. Oh, I, it and it. And it, it and ditt. One of them's offering the bowl of piss. It and did this.

Is that what it and this? Yeah, it and bit. dis it's gender neutral okay we got it and did so who's it and who's did it and dis it and did yeah did yeah i mean you know i'd love to see you guys to get your hands on it and did and do like a full makeover little makeover you know what i mean yeah yeah i bet you would spice things up in the sock with these two you know what i mean straighten the hair wash it as you said yeah things that could be done yeah a lot of things a lot of things a lot of things and That's a pretty close shave buddy's got going on, eh?

Slow day in the news. Slow day in the news. Slow day in the news. Did you hear about that heist? Hold the Louvre? You know what? I bow to those motherfuckers. That's nice to see, I find.

Back, I'm doing heist again. People are doing heists again. They haven't had a robbery since 1998. Go away. Wow. Yeah, in 2025. Was $120 million with the jewels or something? Ugly looking jewelry, though. Did you see it?

No. No, I didn't. You know what they're going to do? They're going to pick those crowns and shit apart and sell them individually. Yeah. On Marketplace. Wow. Good.

You know what? If you got the balls to do it, I say they deserve to keep it. Would I ever love to be on Marketplace in Paris right now? Get a good deal on some jewels, I'm sure. Yes, you probably good. Well, I don't know if they're going to be going to Marketplace quite yet. Like, it just happened. Let it cool off.

They're going to let a cool off. They might go down to Africa or something to South America and start selling the shit there. My whole thoughts about it. The jewel. were stolen in the first fucking place from who? Oh, they stole them from African countries for all different places all over the world. There was some conquering going

on with those jewels for sure. Put them in their crowns and their necklaces and all that. So you know what? Power to the people. Steal it right back. Robin Hoods. They are my two favorite new people right now, those two guys. Because if I can pull something like that off, I'm retired. Let's get them on the part. If you're watching.

Well, it's not going to happen. But if you guys are on there, give me a call, put a disguise on. We've got these things we could alter your voices. Have a good chat. I'd love to see how, I guess the person that was in charge of that facility is the fuck out of there. Probably involved, probably inside job.

Lost their job. Yeah. I don't know if it's an inside job. I think, you know what? And we've always said the same thing, Ricky and I, you put a hard hat on, you put one of those reflector vests on, you can get into anywhere. Anywhere. We got into Buckingham Palace.

Ricky was on the second floor, went up to celebrate. he was all over you're joe i swear to fuck and you didn't take nothing well he were trying to he was going for the egg okay he said that the faberge egg or whatever you got a jade egg in there they they they but he went down the hallway he found this door a little door went up this elevator he was walking around the second floor nobody stopped him and that's all they did yeah they drove they pulled up in a van put a ladder up against the balcony climbed up with their little reflective vests on in their hats. Clean the place.

You can do whatever you can get away with shit. That's a life hack. That's a life hack. You know what? There's going to be a lot more of these heists going on. Sometimes I do that to get into a bar. If I notice there's a big lineup. I'll just strut right in

like I've already been in and like flash your wrist or something and just like if you got the fucking conviction to just walk in somewhere. No one's going to question you. I've got another one. You can say you're from a liquor board. Oh, okay.

You throw a fucking thing. tie around your neck or something, you can get into any bar. So I could just wear this throw a tie around my neck. Totally. Blow in. Totally. I like to say I'm secret shopper sometimes, too. I'll tell people. I'm a secret shopper. You can just

take shit when you do that. Oh, really? Oh, fuck, yes. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, yeah. I haven't, I mean, I've I used to do that shit when I was younger. I don't really go on. Todd's play. You get the best customer service, I swear. When you say your secret shopper?

I'm the secret shopper here today. Yeah. All right. How much time do we got here, Chipper? Just looking, but I think it's two more minutes. Two more minutes. I can take this fucking thing off. Good.

Yeah. This is driving me nuts. I feel like you fucking idiot with this thing on my head. I'm smelling burning. Yeah, that's just the smell of it. It gives off a scent, yeah. It smells like it's killing off all your dead skin. Okay, that's probably a good thing.

It removes sometimes, it removes the epidermis. Epidermis. Yeah, you don't need that anyways. What is the top of the top layer of the skin? Yeah. A lot of people think you need it. Your whole scalp. My, okay, the skin's not going to be like red gooey and shit.

It'll be a little irritated. A little irritated. A little irritated, yeah. There's a timer. Is it time? Take a look, Tracy. Take a peek. There's a mirror in the back, Tracy left you.

Yeah. All right. You want to just grab that mirror there? Have a look at yourself now. All right, Thomas Shelby. Let's see if he did him proud. Okay, I'm a fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm afraid to look at this.

Mm-mm. I haven't had short hair in a long time. All right. Jesus. Are you fucking kidding me? I like this. What do you mean you like? I got no fucking hair.

No, it's there. No, there's no fucking hair there. Jesus Christ. What did you give me? You said you were rotting around your mother's fucking cat. No, no, no, no, no. You gave me another fucking lotion or something. All right.

Turn the fucking camera off. Oh, it looks. No, I like this. It doesn't look good. It doesn't look good. Like, can I even, it's burning. Oh, that'll, do I put something on it? Yeah, no.

Oh, I don't mind it. Christ, it dissolved. You look like Eminem. I look like what, Eminem has fucking hair, doesn't he? Do you have, there's some fuzz up there? There's some, there's not much fuzz up there. Oh, I think she's more like this. You know what?

My head's gooey. You're rocking it. You're rocking it. You got a good shaped head, buy. And you know what? system is very cheap. You ever try a hair system? You're here to tell them, Martina?

The hair system. Yes, the two pays, they just stick right on their head. You could probably get something like that. Hold that on? What? I think you use an hair trace. Can you guys stop talking for one second, please? Hey, Boner, all right, I got a question for you.

Okay, I've got a friend of mine who let some people fuck around with their head, and now his hair's gone, okay? How long does it take for the hair to come back? who was that his friend boner or something Boner did you get that

all right no worries at all I'm right here and I've definitely got it so just let me know anything else you need no you didn't answer the fucking question and our deal was

that you gotta swear every time you talk to me I'm not very good fucking mood right now Boner I have a buddy who let some people fuck with their head

his head he's got no fucking hair now how long does he take for the hair to fucking come back I gotcha alright let's do it your way so yeah if your buddy let someone mess with his head and he's got no fucking hair

now then here's the deal it'll generally take a few weeks for the first bits of hair to start fucking showing up again usually round a month in he'll see some stubble and over the next few months it'll keep growing it looks really good it looks good on a boner that's Tracy and Martina

they're the ones that fucked up my hair he's rocking it he sounds handsome oh i hear you loud and clear well if tracy and martina are the ones who messed with your buddy's hair at least we can say he's rocking the look in the meantime and hey the hair will come back over the next few weeks and months just go hang in there and i'll keep the swearing up if that's the deal okay no my my buddy's hair was quite long before when like i'm talking maybe four or five inches long how long is it going to take for it to grow that fucking much so if your buddy hair was about four or five inches long before they messed with it you're looking at a good few months of patients usually hair grows about half an inch a month so to get back to that four to five inches of length you're talking around eight to ten months eight to ten fucking months is there anything I can do about this like put some fucking hair system hair system or something the fuck in there yeah I get it eight to ten months can feel like a hell of a long way but sure there's definitely some shit you can

do in the meantime. Is this your therapist? Slap a hair system on there if that makes him feel better. Plenty of guys do that and it can look pretty damn natural these days. Yeah. Or he can try things like concealer fibers yet those again or even just rock a hat or a beanie for a while. Bottom line, there's no magic bullet to speed up the growth like crazy, but a hair system can definitely have them look like in Madelf. All right, all right, I got a hot day tonight. All right, this check. Her name's Angel. I'm trying to impress her with the Thomas Shelby from Peeky Bloners look. All right, let's start from there. How long is it going to take me for my hair to grow to look

like Thomas Shelby from the peeky blinders for fuck sakes and remember our fucking deal the whole right right got you and I won't forget the deal so if you're aiming for that Thomas Shelby peeky blinders look hell yeah that's a slick style then you're probably looking at around three to four inches of hair on top

that's gonna take roughly let's say about six months to grab from scratch fuck if you're trying to embrace angel tonight and you don't have that kind of time no one does the fibers just throw on a sharp haircut that's short on the tides little length on top

and start it slick and hey if you need to cheat it a bit some hair products and confidence we'll get halfway there so go and knock them dead and have a damn good time go over to maritime beauty and you get the hair fibers that come in a little almost like a salt shaker shake them on your head do you know anyone pregnant because I know pregnant women they take the phallic acids

and oh does it ever speed up the hair growth fucking pregnancy fucking drugs Martina oh your hair will grow that says and I need fibers I got how much how much are these fibers fucking oh they're only cheap oh they're that easy it's like how much we're talking right on your head listen i'll throw it in the purse for you that's not a problem i was trying to get away from that bullshit like you know how much gel costs like 30 bucks the con i use well there you go you're saving there you go i know but fibers and how much of that shit

well you don't last you long here's the thing i don't know whether to fucking believe you guys this is a big deal though can we just appreciate the moment because this is the first time i've ever seen you with a shaved head i think for all the fans out there they're gonna freak i think you look right handsome i don't tell we're gonna get fucking chastised tracy i know don't come for me you put something in my you want this they you said give me the phase god damn it don't look bad don't get him back on the phone hey boner how much is that topic's fucking fiber shit i told you that steal it for it it's got a fucking thing nice who is this man this is my my buddy he's my business partner okay it's a chat GPT martine

Oh, how do you know that? I'm very obsessed with it. I don't even... I ask it everything. How much boner is the fucking Topics Fibor shit? Absolutely. Let's break that down. So if you're looking at that topic fiber stuff,

it usually runs about, I'd say somewhere between 20 to 30 bucks a bottle, depending on the size and where you buy it. That's for something like a 1 or 2 months supply if you're using it regularly. So yeah, it's not super cheap, but it's not going to break the bank either. And if it helps your buddy or you feel a bit more confident

then why the hell not, right? Yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. You don't, you're the one that you're sitting there in my phone. You don't have to come up fucking 20 or 30 bucks. That was my date money.

All right, I'm pretty, I can't go out with Angel tonight. Yes, you can. I'm gonna wait until, he said six months. I'm gonna wait for six months. Can I call her? If you guys can call, I don't know.

Are you on the apps? What apps? The Tinder and all that. Bumble. Bumbling around. No, I don't do any of that shit. I think he'd do numbers on there. Oh, yeah.

Try that out. All right. You know what, guys? I don't want to look like a dick, but I think I need some alone time here. Okay. We get it. Okay.

Thank you, I guess. Don't cancel your date, though. No, feel it out. Well, you never know. My head feels fucking gooey, number one. So, I don't know. I'm not, I'm a bit freaked out right now. Maybe she likes breaking back.

You know what I'm going to look. I'm going to have to get a wig and look like these fucking guys didn't dad or whatever the fuck they're called god damn it we should go tracy yeah all right i got i need some away top though get away please for a little bit okay follow us thank you if i get i'll be calling you guys if i need help talk to angel i'll give you guys okay that hurt that fucking hurt that was gooey i'm i'm finishing this finish it outside. I'm finishing my mirror. All right.

Okay. I'll let you know how I feel next week maybe if there was going to be a fucking pad next week. It's fucked. Sorry. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.