Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 26 - Close Encounters Of The Sexy Kind

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. I don't know, I think, should I keep the mustache even in December? If you stop calling it a dick broom. But, because I mean, Movember is just one month. I know. But I don't know, maybe I'll keep it. I don't know, Randy.

I mean, it doesn't matter to me. I don't know why you asked me 500 fucking times if I liked your mustache. It's a sign- Ask Julian, he's more into mustaches than me. Well, it's a sign it's testosterone. Because we have the building ability. That's why Julian looks so...

What are you talking about? Julian, you've got a lot of testosterone. He likes your... He wants to know if you like his mustache. That's basically what he's dying to know. I have no opinion on it because I don't care. I don't have opinions on anything I don't give a fuck about. Especially his face. So it doesn't matter to me what he does with it.

There's your answer, Randy. It doesn't get much clearer than that. Does it? I like it, okay? I think your mustache book's nice. Thanks, Bubbles. Just keep the stuff out of it. There's always fucking food and crumbs and fucking slime in it. Bubbs, I gotta talk to you about something and I feel kind of weird about this shit man. Oh

real weird Like super weird, but you're you want to date Randy? Oh, that's no man. No, no, no, no, no No, man. This is this is something you've been talking about your entire life to me and It happened to me last night and I don't know how I think about it. I'm kind of freaked out over it. What? All right, so I'm lying in my room, right? Windows open, I'm kind of like staring out

at the stars and shit. And I was like, fuck, you know, I start thinking about the universe and all the shit you've been fucking drilling into my head. Do you sleep in the nude? No, I was not relevant to this doesn't matter. It's not part of the story. Some people say it's important. Brandy Would you just shut up, please? Because look you're even here right now. Just shut up. The scrotum can't always be close to your body. So like sucked in my underwear

That's what You bet you'd like to get his scrotum away from his body, wouldn't you? Boys, can you just shut the fuck up for a second? Please? Into your yard. All right. So I'm sitting there and I close my eyes and I kind of felt, you know, when someone's signing like a spotlight on you, you kind of have the feeling that you got a light on your face.

Yeah. So I thought Ricky or something was fucking around because I open my eyes. There's a fucking crazy beam of light shining right in my face. And I thought Ricky or something was fucking around because I opened up my eyes, there's a fucking crazy beam of light shining right in my face. And you were in the nude? I was, just shut the fuck up, okay? Brandy, please? Somehow, what the fuck?

So I got my gun, got up, and I was gonna like, maybe get the fuck out of there with the light and all that shit. And I look out, and I saw these lights around it, right? These blinking lights, different colors colors like no you didn't green fucking orange red your drone I thought it was a drone and I thought it was you so I said you motherfucker so I got my phone oh I was gonna take a picture I thought I'd prove for whatever because I didn't know what the fuck it

was anyway I took a picture of the thing and as I took the picture was getting closer into my frame it was a fucking triangle man No Triangular shape fucking thing hovering right outside my window Right, so why didn't I see it? I took a picture and it came out squiggly man So anyway, I get the fuck out cuz I'm like going alright Is there playing gonna fucking crash into Sunnyvale or what?

So I get out there and I look up and the thing came right over my head, man. It was massive. It was like... You're lying. You know, okay. Why didn't you bang on my door? Now listen to me. I was trying. I was like, all right, okay, stay right there. The thing stayed and hovered, man.

You know when you go to like those aquariums and see the sharks flying over your head? Yeah. That's what it was like, man. Why didn't you yell to me? I wouldn't have got up. The wings were like that and I was like looking for jets and shit. No jets on it. The thing went... Oh, for fuck's sake! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Like holy fuck, Bubbles is gonna wanna see this. Nuclear fissure. So I get on my camera, I'm trying to fucking

put video on it and I'm trying to do it, it wouldn't work. Why didn't you yell, Bubbles, get up. I was like, hey, just hang on for a second. So then as soon as I got the camera out, the thing fucking just glided away, man, gone. But check this out, next morning, there's other people that saw the same fucking thing. Except they didn't see it like 200 feet above my head is how close this thing was, man.

Did you get sucked up in? So it was right over my shed, basically. It was right over your shed, man. I did say, Bob's, Bob's, at one point, Bob's, and you didn't wake up. Not loud enough, you should have banged on my door. Bob's, I drew a picture. I'm not the greatest artist, but this is what it looked like, man. That's underneath.

That's what it looked like above me. Had lights on it. Eee, eee, eee. So it had wings. It had delta wings. That's where you get sucked up into the thing. It had like a severe thing. Was this a hole or was this a bubble?

A glass thing, like a bubble thing. Like a bubble. And another one on the side of it Here I'll show this to the camera here. Take a look at that. That's what I fucking saw I drew it. All right, I hope even if you're pulling my leg No, that's what it look like from the side man as it was floating away That's what it looked. Well, it looks very similar to the below picture Julian. Yeah Yeah, except, no, that's the top of it. That's the top of it. I know, I can't draw roundy, tubey things. But that's the top.

Had a big bright light on the front. Quiet though, man. They might've sucked you up into it. I don't know. And erased your memory. So anyway, then this is the fucked up thing. When I took a picture of it and it didn't turn out, I got the picture.

Put the picture right now. Okay, so you see the wiggly line yeah when I looked at that through my thing it was a like a triangular thing man but then when I took the picture it's like it got zapped or something no but if you the shutter the fucking shutter was too slow so it stayed open so I don't know what happened man maybe that's what I believe in aliens I think that there are there's no wing of course there's fucking aliens there's no tail fin no jet no they don't need tail fins I don't believe in aliens. I think that there are aliens. But there's no wings. Of course there's fucking aliens! There's no tail fin, no gen... They don't need tail fins. I don't even need wings, so I don't know why it would have them, but...

I don't know. You don't need wings for stability when you're going hypersonic fucking speed of light. Here's the footage from some other guy. This is it right here. See? Same kind of shape, same light pattern. That was the same night. Same night. Around here. And then they said it was somewhere over Lake Charles or Lake something.

By Lake Banoke. So anyway, to the aliens, because they, I do believe in them now, because I did see the fucking thing. And did anything, like, did you lose any, like, time warp? Because often times... Okay, so after that it was like. Oh now you're making it up. No no no, after the thing took off I was like, I need a drink. So I mixed a drink and I was like.

You didn't even come wake me up after. Bubs, listen to me. I was freaked out man. So anyway I was like, I'm gonna smoke a joint. So I said, smoke the joint. I was like, what the fucking time is it? It was 5.20 when I looked at my clock. So I said, okay, I'll smoke a joint,

be to bed by six o'clock, I'm in bed, I'll be sleeping. So I did that. Anyway, I woke up the next morning and looked at the time in that picture I showed you. It's like 1.57. So there's three hours gone, man. Over three hours, I don't know what the fuck happened. I raced.

I don't know, it didn't seem like I was standing. You might have got beamed up and prodded. I did, I don't think I the fuck I raced. I don't know. It didn't seem like I was standing you might have got beamed up and prodded I did I don't think I got prodded man. Well, they've been job. They probably looked around in Different places. What do you mean? What do they do? I don't studied you do in I mean studied me They that's a lot of the Accounts are people when they lose time. they feel like they might have got examined internally. Okay, so what I... Like how? Like toads?

They just, I mean, you've seen, you've heard of the anal probe. Like a swab in the mouth kind of thing? A what? You've heard of the anal probe stories that people talk about. No, I haven't heard of anal probes. Aliens are famous for it. Is your bum bum sore, Julian? Don't call it a bum bum, OK?

Don't say that to me. But if it's sore, then maybe they did. It wasn't sore. I don't feel sore. They would know how to do it properly, Randy, and then they would just erase your memory. You know what the only thing that's kind of weird? Like the next day and shit, my peripheral kind of vision,

like it always seemed like something would be moving over here like that. If you're looking straight. Not your brain got erased. They could have put something. No, I looked over and there's nothing moving. That's the residuals of your brain getting erased for three hours.

They could have put like an alien bug in your ear like they did on Star Trek, Ralph of Cahn. Oh man, you know what? Okay, my biggest fear. You could have a tracker in you. Okay, I'm thinking the movie Alien. If I feel some shit going on in my stomach, that one of those cocksuckers comes out of my belly. I'm thinking the movie alien if I feel some shit going on in my stomach that

Those cocksuckers comes out of my earliest movie ever If that happens just take me out man, right? You wouldn't even know with me cuz I'm well, I got a belly so you wouldn't even see It would probably die trying to get out All the fucking gurgling and shit going on in there. So what's next? So more aliens will come then? So you believe you saw a spaceship.

Bob, I was trying. And you lost three hours. Lost three hours. Didn't get a picture of it and you didn't fucking yell at me who could have confirmed everything and found it. I was freaked out. And documented it very specifically for what the fucking people or the investigators

are going to want to see. I was trying to get the thing, the only thing going through my head is I've got to get footage of this because it would be the best footage of a UFO in history, and how much is that going to make a difference? And then you didn't. Do you know how the millions of fucking dollars get? Yes! But it's not that, I tried the phone, as soon as the fucking thing bolted, I pressed record, it was recording.

So I. Do you think they had a jamming device? Definitely. Well, I don't know where three hours of my life went. So I definitely, something got jammed up there a little bit, you think? Something got jammed up there all right. No, not the one in my ass, man.

There was no pro. You don't know that. I wonder if they got like their version of a cheeseburger alien burger might be good you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna get out there tonight look up the stars say please take Randy maybe we should just throw you on the roof make it easy throw you on the roof of your trailer maybe put you on a gurney or something they might not want that throw some of the that glow-in-the-dark shit on them. Just light them up.

Would you go on it? Like, if they gave you the choice to go on it, but you never could come back, but you get to explore all the universe, would you go? Go on! I'm the fuck out of here. What about all of us? What about you? I'd be happy to wait for you.

Bubbs, if you're... That's quite a question to ask, Randy. What would you do, Bubbs? Whew! Think of the shit you could see. That's quite a question to ask, Randy. What would you do, Bubs? Whew. Think of the shit you could see. So you get to go on the spaceship and see all the secrets of the universe,

but you could never come home. Because it's too far away. Could I bring a kitty with me? Nope. No kitties? No, man. No deal. Okay, what if you could bring a kitty? That's...

The thing is, you know, seeing things like that and making memories is something you want to share with those people you love. Yeah. So I don't know if I'd want to go or not. Yeah, I'd fuck it. That's a pretty good question. You'd get all the knowledge, but then couldn't tell anybody about it. But then, I mean, you'd be landing someplace and you'd be like, like holy shit get me the fuck out of here Yeah, I'd have to know that when I went with them, they're not gonna drop me in like, you know Hell or somewhere leave you somewhere that you don't want to be Right. They can't just leave me on you know planet

Planet fuck or something and fuck and having slimy like creatures want to attach themselves to you You know, yeah, I can't get on that type of a slime. Well, you know, if you do think about Captain Kirk, he didn't do so bad out there. No, he did all right. It's true, he went where no man has gone before. He did a lot of stuff. He sure did, didn't matter.

As long as there's a little bit of heat in there, he was good to go. I wonder what his his count is. How many he got with? Kirk? Yeah. Oh, geez. Alien ladies. Well, a lot. I say ladies, alien beings. Alien beings. It might have been male. He wouldn't know. He didn't know, man. How would you know? Holy go where no man has gone before. But you know what? How many years was that on on the air for? Not that many. Do you remember the people that had the big, big brains

and they didn't even have to talk? Yes. He banged one of them. They had a big, big brain. He banged that brain, man. He banged the brain. I mean, if something's got 40 holes, how can you tell what it is?

That's what he was out to do. I never thought of that. That's what he was wanting to do. I never thought of that. You know, that's what his... That's what he was wanting to do, man. That was his... The mission. The mission, man, was to get banged. All over the universe. He did it. He sure did.

Captain Kirk. Well, and I thought that Spock was like the best assistant. I know he was science officer, but he was like... He wasn't his assistant. He was a, I know he was science officer, but he was like, he was like, he did science. Yeah, he was a Vulcan. He wasn't his assistant. But he helped him.

Like his fucking, he wasn't his executive fucking assistant getting his coffee and stuff. No, but. He had a lot of logic too, very logical. I don't know if I'd like that all the time. Cause you know, sometimes you need, like if he watched a comedy, he wouldn't laugh at it, right? Oh man, he's just-

Nanu, Nanu? He doesn't- No, that's Mark from Ork. That is Mark. Remember Mark from Ork? He was fucked, wasn't he? He was really fucked. He came down with an egg.

Now, if I was to see that that had been an egg, that I would have been. I don't think I would have been saying that. Oh, I would have been. And you weren't doing mushrooms or anything? Nope, no mushrooms, man. Had a couple of drinks that day, but that's about it, man. Regular amount of drinks.

Yep. And just regular booze, no like weed booze. No weed booze, nothing, man. Just sitting there chilling, couldn't get to sleep. Well, so you know what? If anybody out there happened to see something like that in the Halifax region, Sunnyvale is where I was at, but just write it in, tell them what you saw, man.

Help me out here. That's crazy. I wish I had a saw it. I know buddy. I'm sad sees you know what I am glad Ricky didn't see it because Ricky would have started shoot that the fucking thing You know it you know he would have unloaded well They would have fucking vaporized them maybe with a beam like imagine if they took him up Sucked him up into the ship and did you know probed him for vote to show if really, think about this, if there was really a spaceship right above the trailer in my shed,

we were within a couple hundred feet of an alien. You got scanned. I know you got scanned. And it shot out some pulses, man, to fuck up the camera and shit. We were a couple hundred feet from an alien. Yeah, man. Somebody from another galaxy. Told you, it seemed like a shark. It was like the same color as a shark.

If they are here from another galaxy, they had to have figured out how to travel faster than the speed of light. And you know what? Unless they left their galaxy a million, couple million years ago. And you know what else is fucked? Or went through a couple million years ago, and you know what went through a black hole me That's what I mean. Just realize now how to fold space. I came when I came back down

I had to mix up a drink when I went out I had a full drink so they must have had some of my fucking liquor Okay now it's starting to sound far-fetched I Okay, now it's starting to sound far-fetched. I thought you were drinking a lot. The first thing I fucking did after seeing these... But you think the aliens after traveling, you know, a million fucking light years from Andromeda or wherever... Yeah. They want to fucking drink of your liquor. I don't think they came over just to get a drink or if they had, that would have been real cool.

They might have analyzed it. They might be making liquor on the ship now. That's what I'm saying. Maybe they're making booze up there now somewhere Alien liquor, maybe they're gonna make this and then say hey, come on up. Let's have a drink. Look what we made. Cheers to you Thanks for the booze It was the greatest fucking thing. We checked your history log and we noticed you've been sucking on one of these since you were four I tried their food. I would I would I would see what kind of snacks they like. Cause they might be. Yeah, but what if they're like these things in a move. They might eat diamonds for all you know, Randy.

Oh, I wouldn't eat those. You shit a diamond. Remember that time you were constipated for a month? No, I didn't. Diamond, was it? I was damn near. It wasn't a real diamond though. It was damn near a diamond. With that level of compression on it.

It was just, it was more like a cube shape. Yeah, you were like a fucking wombat. You shit a square. It's like a wombat. That's true. That's what they do. They shit cubes, yeah. They shit cubes, man.

All animals have different ones. Like little deer have little paws. They're little like pellets. Yeah. What does life come to when we're sitting here talking about animal turds? With Randy. After we almost got to meet aliens. I want to meet a fucking alien.

Well, you know what? Since we're on the topic of aliens, the uh... The Chinese people are scientists. They're designing a brick to be used on the moon. A brick? Because you know that they shot a thing up there and they landed one on the moon. Little...little... Yes, of course. So now they wanna fucking start setting up shop.

So what kind of... what is it brick? It's a brick. They brought back a bunch of soil samples from the moon. They're like going, okay. This brick will fucking handle all the, you know, the shit that goes on in the moon, man. Not much shit goes on. Well, no, they say there's radiation and shit from the sun. Oh, so it's like a building material. Exactly. Where they can build houses on the moon. That's what they're doing

They're gonna set up shop man. They're gonna build some homes and wonder what the R value is on that Installation. Well must be a higher value. Yeah. Well, you don't have to worry about our 60 at least wouldn't it be? Yeah, so that I mean That'd be fun. I wonder they frame it up and then do they wrap it in tie-back? Put a nice you know a nice finish on it like some siding or whatever? You know I can't wait for this to fucking happen I mean when this happens they're gonna let other people come in I wonder. I bet you someday we're gonna be on the moon boys. We're gonna be on the moon. I'm going to the fucking moon if I get a chance.

20 years. 20 years. I'd go maybe to the moon, but I don't wanna go too far. But the moon would be fun. The moon's pretty far, Randy. It's pretty fucking far. It's further than you've ever been. Yeah, but it's too far.

I don't wanna go too far. It's only 350,000 fuck long. Mars is far, so I wouldn't wanna go too far. Mars It's only 350,000 fuck long. Mars is far. Mars is further, yes, you're correct. It's a lot farther. But the moon, it's not like you're just going down to the Irving. It's far. It's very far.

Well, that's where they need to make it, like Julian said, they make a little town on the moon. That's what they're doing man all right he could be a set up more rocket launchers or something that's what they're gonna use the boom for a launching base to go to the Mars that's a good idea and think about it you know I bet you they're gonna have this whole fucking thing set up pretty quick man think about it you take a look at all the Chinese can put up a fucking building in fucking a week. No time man.

So we're talking, maybe we- I mean they still gotta get all the trucks and everything up there, the dump trucks and whatnot, the cranes. Yeah, bulldozers. Bulldozers are gonna need a lot of, you know, stuff like that, materials. Well and the gravity on the moon's different too.

It is. So they need Special fuck your smart Randy fucking look at the brain. It's is it stronger less less because it Hop Hmm, you know hop. All right, you guys like mr. Noodles Hop all right you guys like mr.. Noodles Depends on what you're talking about ramen. I

Don't I don't really eat that Julian. I mean the shit's not good for you That's just like eating shit mr.. Noodles is not but real Romans different all right There's real Robin guy. They created it. He's had it for over 30 years He's he's actually he eats the shit. He hasn't missed a meal in 30 years. Mr. Noodles? Well, he is really- He's Mr. Noodles. He is Mr. Noodles. He's had it every day for 30 years.

So, he's looking all right, he's looking healthy. Well, can't be too bad for ya. Ah, he's eating it once a day. Mr. Noodle eats it. Think of the money he saved. Andy gets it for free, probably. Oh, he gets tons of free, man. Tons of free. Pretty quick meal.

10,000 cups of this motherfucker. Preparation is easy. He's had 10,000 cups of Mr. Noodle. 10,000 cups, yep, 10,000. I mean, they are delicious for a quick snack if you want to suck down on Mr. Noodle. In prison, it's yours. You live off the shit, man.

Yeah, I don't like Mr. Noodle in prison. He's a different guy. Oh, Bubs. All right. This is kind of like a Chinese theme today here. This Chinese man carries his paralyzed mother on his back as they travel the country. Isn't that nice?

I would. On the back, Julian? He's got his mother on his back just humping her around the whole fucking country. You know what? Very nice story. But dude, he's got to get his priorities straight. his mother on his back just humping her around the whole fucking country. You know what? Very nice story, but dude, he's got to get his priorities straight. You know what I mean? Well, he's trying to be nice to his mother.

How is a guy going to get laid if he's got his mother strapped to his back everywhere he goes all over the country? She must sleep at some point. She does. But how is he going to pick up, man? Like, no, women don't want this do they I don't know I mean Randy what do you think would you be attracted to a dude that's doing this well it would mean that he was caring but but you want to go on let's go have an ice cream honey you got a then he comes in hey let's go he's got his mother on his back well it depends if she's talking ever if she snaps or

whatever if she's napping I mean just sort of ignore they do look happy but dude I mean banging is gonna be an issue for sure banging is definitely is the mother facing forward or facing backwards he's facing forward yeah that's gonna be difficult if she was facing backward it would be easier to pull it off yeah but you know what he's 31 he's in his prime time banging fucking eight years and you're just being wasted. So if she's facing forward on his back, yeah, there's no real position you can get in, is there? I mean, I've been thinking. I don't think there is, man. What the fuck is going on? I'm trying to get this out of my head.

If he was laying on his back, she'd be on her back too, looking up. Dude, you could be getting banged. Oh yeah, that's weird. That's really weird. That's, it's really weird. That's definitely. Nice color, man. I was pitching her for some reason only about that big. No, man.

Like she fits like a thermos bottle or something. No, there he goes. Up the stairs. She's full size. She's full size. No, that's, yeah, that's. That's a bit weird. So he never takes her off.

I don't think so. Well, he must. He must not get in the shower with her on there. He couldn't have a bowel movement with her on your back. She'd be sitting on the back of the toilet. Hurry up, dear. You'd have to take the back off the toilet. She could use that.

You could use the ball. She could be the one flushing it too. I got it. Does her arms work or is she? No, she's, it looks like she's got her arms around. She's hanging on to them. So she's paralyzed like from the waist down. I guess so, yeah.

Probably be easier to help, you know, get her fed. If she's up there, you just have to move up. Well, yeah, if you're eating soup, you just go. Well, you know what? Nice gesture to this guy. He definitely loves his mother. I respect that. Haven't really, I really don't know what it'd be like

Why wouldn't you just put her in a wheelchair though and push her? That's what I'm saying Get a nice motorized chair for her with a remote. That's it. That sounds easier One yeah, it's got to be hard on his legs. Yeah, he's and his back his back must be very sore All right, that is weird that he's humping her around like that. Maybe she's doing going. Maybe she's maybe she's she's not physically attached. Is she like Siamese twins or whatever they're called physically attached, conjoined, conjoined? No. Um, yeah, then you get this poor motherfucker, a man who can't stop sniffing his neighbor's shoes, get suspended prison sentence. So this guy kept going overing his neighbor's shoes, get suspended, prison sentence.

So this guy kept going over to his neighbor's house. They'd leave their stinky shoes outside. They'd catch him in the middle of the night, nose right in it, sniffing away, don't know whether he was jacking or not. Like glue. Sounds like he is if he went to prison. Hoffing foot stinks.

Hoffing foot stinks. Remember when you caught him doing that with your underwear and the hamper? That was only one time. We weren't supposed to doing that with your underwear and the hamper? That was only one time. We weren't supposed to mention that ever again, Bubbs. Well, he was in your hamper. Just once. Just a second, reading the story here, boys. Okay, so this fucking guy's sniffing and the guy goes to jail for a bit. You think the guy just... Down the wrong pipe, boys.

You think this guy should have spent any time in jail? Who? This dude. The shoe heifer? Yeah. It's weird, but is it worth it in jail? I don't know. You know what they should have did?

Maybe gave him a bit of a fine and then gave him the sneakers here But take them they're yours Give me enough money to fucking he was just outside on their step. Yeah, why wouldn't they just put their shoes inside? Because of the smell I Don't know why I put them in a box Maybe they don't wear like socks or so get it like a lid a Tupperware put them in there put the lid on then you Problem solved exactly. So, I don't know maybe that could have they could have I don't know Get like a lid, a tupperware, put them in there, put the lid on, then your problem solved. Exactly.

So, I don't know, maybe that could have, they could have, I don't know. Give the guy the fucking shoes, let him hop away and beat off to him, you know, whatever he's doing. Yeah, I mean, jail seems kind of harsh. You know, because people that do shit like this, don't go, it doesn't go that well for them. Well, I mean, then if somebody's just coming in your yard and going through your garbage, do they go to jail too?

Exactly. That doesn't seem right. I don't know. You didn't go in the house, did you? Don't think so. Well, he's just out in the yard. They were yard sneakers. And he's not, you know, murdering.

Why do you get off when smelling people's stinky shoes, man? Why? Like, why does that happen? Everybody's different, Julian. All right. Everybody's different. Different things get their juices flowing, you know. I don't even want to know what gets yours flowing these days, Randy.

We're gonna just stop this right here and we're gonna leave now guys, because I've had enough of Randy. And again, did you shower? Yesterday. I showered yesterday. You don't have to, you know what? You don't smell too bad. You're not supposed to wash your hair what? You don't smell too bad. You're not supposed to wash your hair every day, Julian.

Because your hair has, like, essential oils. I'm talking about your belly button. That's where the smell comes from. It's gross, man. Dig in there and... I do. I got something in there. All right. Thanks everybody. Cheers. Don't dig anything out of there, Randy. That's going to activate it. Say goodbye. Goodbye. anything out of there, Randy, that's gonna activate it. Just say goodbye. Goodbye!