Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 27 - Matt Barr: The Man With The World's Biggest Penis

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Triller Park Boys app. Fuck off. Yo, what the fuck's going on everybody? Okay, today is a special episode of Park After Dark. Boys, do you want to like, do the intro? What are we on everybody? Okay, today is a special episode of Park After Dark. Boys, do you wanna like do the intro? What are we talking about? Well. You talking about our guest or?

No, no, just get the show going, Ricky. Say hey, welcome to Park After Dark. Welcome to Park After Dark. This is Julian, I'm your host today. Next to me I've got my semi-friend, Randy, who's a, you know, I need your help today, Randy. Smells like a tiger that's been rolling around a bog for a week.

I'm a semi-friend, Julian? Well, you're kind of a semi-friend, but you do, you still smell. Are we friends, Ricky? Horrible. I don't know if friends is the right word. Acquaintance, we just kind of know ya. Your acquaintance.

Anyways, first thing Ricky, just got in the mail, I told you they were coming man. What are we talking about here? These are your seeds man. Shut up. Rikki's hash plant seeds. I got a bunch of them. You're gonna get a crop growing this.

What the frick? Yeah. Oh man, look at this. Ricky, this looks professional. That is bad ass. Hash plant. People you can buy these, go, I'm not sure where the hell you buy them. I think you can buy them online, maybe Amazon.

Can you sell seeds on Amazon? I can sell seeds wherever the fuck I want to. It's got a batch date on it and everything, Ricky. This is spectacular. This is a game changer. But that's not all. We've got a special episode for everybody. We've got a friend of ours, new friend. This person here is extremely excited. I am very excited. We're talking to him all the way over in England. We were just there doing a red carpet thing at Abbey Road for Bubbles movie.

But today we have a very special individual on, his name is Matt. And Bubbles is not here, because he's still recovering from all these premieres. He's not here. But this is Matt. Hey Matt, how you doing? Hello, semi friends. Hey, head on, we are friends.

This is a good thing. This is a good way to start, man. Semi friends. We're good friends. You know, showing the level. I wish we had known when we were over there, we could have got you to come to the premiere for the movie, but we had known when we were over there. We could have got you to come to the premiere for the movie,

but we will. That would have been awesome. Yeah, I'd agree. At the time, Abbey Road was pretty cool. Have you ever been to Abbey Road Studio? Yeah, I live in London, so I've been there a few times. Oh, nice. Not too far.

Nice, man. Nice. See, we were right there, boys. All right, so I mean, how do we get into this, boys? Randy? Well, apparently, what Julian has told me is that you've got the world's largest penis. In some sources, that's true. We don't know, because obviously, there's lots of people out there.

There's four billion people, four billion men out there, roughly. So it might not be the biggest in the world, but the biggest that's been recorded and publicly known for it. So it's pretty official. I mean, that's, it's hard to wrap. It's not like I don't have a sash or a ribbon or anything that says it and there's no, you know, certificate. I think you should. You should make one. You know what, we actually have, did you know that we've got a Guinness record ourselves for the most swearing in a movie? It was by accident. It was by accident, but we did it. We destroyed the Wolf of Wall Street with Leo in it and we destroyed him.

So we are in the Guinness book of world records and I actually have a little thing, you know what? I've got one of those medallions. I think I might give it to you, man. If we see you in London, you fucking deserve it. My friend deserves it more than we it. You fucking deserve it, my friend. He deserves it more than we do. Yeah, big time. Giddies don't, you see, Giddies don't, Giddies are a family-friendly operation, so I'm surprised they do that. They don't have any penal records.

That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's ridiculous. I mean, because- They have animal ones. But the thing is, what's up with us swearing? Like, they tell how many F bonds we've said, how many shits, they had all the details. So, I mean, that's notaring. Like they tell how many F bonds we've said, how many shit something like they have all the details. So, I mean, that's not family friendly shit.

So you know what? I'm going to contact the game. The book won't say in minute seven, here is the C word. It will say these guys are a bit raunchy and they can't really do that with talking about crutches. It is weird. Like where do you draw the line? That's why it's not official. I also think they don't want to go around like because there could be people like oh, I'm the biggest If it came official, yeah

They just got a bunch of weirdos want to take their dicks out and say hey measure it up, bud There's people like that. I don't think that is a huge reason why all right So what I want to try to do I want to try to get to know you The man are you married man? Are you married? Are you married? I am single Okay I'm sort of seeing someone it's complicated All right, do you want to discuss the complications in your relationship? That's probably a terrible idea honestly on a comedic podcast. Oh, yeah

Okay, we can talk about that if we over some pints do we talk about have we yeah, that's it That's a pint situation. Okay, this is definitely a place. It's not like this guy man. Have we Talked about dimensions yet. No, I you know You've probably done a lot of progress and had a lot of attention. It's all about, you know, the guy down there. I want to get to know this guy, the human behind that. All right. So what, what kind of hobbies are you addressing? I heard you guys are like PR geniuses.

That's why I'm in touch with you to, uh, you know, help me refine my brand. That's, that's this guy over here. He's all about, I wasn't, I wasn't going to get into this because I want to get to know you a little bit better first before I, you know, get out the contracts to sales pitches, wine and dime me. Yeah. Why? Well, wine and dime that'll happen, but the contracts important.

I've got one written up and I can send it to you digitally. We can do it afterwards, but I'm, I'm kind of like a businessman. I don't know if you know me, I'm a businessman. I can make people lots of money. He's not a very successful businessman. Country know your country elected a businessman recently, so. Okay, and I've got connections. I've got connections in Las Vegas, and I'm thinking, you know, they've got Chris Angel out there. They got Kara Top. Why can't we have a residency in Las Vegas with you? And what we can do, we can... What's the show?

I'm kind of, okay, I'm working on it and that's why I got him with me. He's gonna help think of a show because I just don't want you to go out just like, you know, hey everybody check this out. There's gotta be more to the show. Oh no. Matt, what's your scrotum like, Matt?

Randy, I did want to get into this stuff. There's not many official records of it, I think. It's, you don't see it often. I'm probably the worst person to ask. About your scrotum? Like, how do you grade your own scrotums? That's true. That is a good point. How do you grade your scrotum, Randy?

It's like a pillow for my penis. It's like a pillow for his penis. It's like a two-week-old- Mine's not the size of a pillow. It's like a two-week-old birthday balloon. A two-week-old birthday balloon. I get that, man. Well, these are the things. Because, you know, us groatum is a penis's friend, so I'm just checking it out. Okay, well, he doesn't want to talk.

There has to be a way to capitalize on this. This is one of a kind. This is what I'm thinking. Would you be interested in maybe going to Las Vegas for a little while? For a little while. You know, it's nice there. It's nice and warm. I've been to London. It's not that great this time of the year. I've been. I've been. It's good. You're in there? Lots of gambling. I saw Celine Dion. Yeah. Celine Dion. Hey, you know what?

I've met Celine Dion and I bet you I could probably make it happen. You could meet her if you wanted. You know Celine Dion? I did meet her, man. Can I meet her? Do you remember when I was delivering pizzas that time? Yeah. She came into the pizza restaurant man This is way back before she was like, you know the goddess of singing. Don't joke about knowing Celine Dion I met her man, and she thought I was a very nice guy cuz I gave her the food I was like everybody get the fuck out of the way. This is Celine Dion

She needs a piece of pizza back the fuck up got is Celine Dion. She needs a piece of pizza. Gack the fuck up. Got her a pizza. She thanked me. She said, I owe you one. So this could be the one right now. We can remember that. Oh she's gonna remember man. She's not in the best condition right now. I hope she recovers and gets back to normal. But maybe we can cheer her up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah that's true. She might be a big fan, Matt. Do you wish your penis was smaller? Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it would be like tiny, but you know, you want to be average above average, you know, you're fine. When you go number two, do you like just hold it out? Like, how

does it work? Does it get wet? Well fun fact North American North American toilets It's into a very high water compared to the rest of to Europe. You're right. Yeah, that's true That on your travels in Abbey Road check out the toilets, you know, there's a lot lower. Yeah, right Did you ever see the toilets in Germany? I try remember they're fucked done. They're fucked I don't remember I think it dates back to what have done. They're fucked. I don't remember. I think it dates back to when Hitler was there because Hitler liked to examine them. Oh, they have little trays. They had like a little tray.

It doesn't go right. It's fucking disgusting. Sorry. What was your question? Well, I was just trying to just understand that like the life that Matt has to live, like sometimes things that we find easy, Matt would find hard. Like what? Well, maybe, well maybe like, well maybe he finds it easy, but pooping, you'd have to just hold your

penis out, I think, wouldn't you? No, you can just kind of put it along your leg. It's not like... He just drips it down on his leg. See, he doesn't have to hold. Where does it flops it over, man? You could do that. But I pee-pee a little bit before I go poo-poo. So a little bit of pee-pee comes off like an adult.

Not like pee-pee poo. Like, when you take it down, you're going to take it down. I'm trying to be nice. Matt is nice. Pants would be. We say pee-pee in England, sir. Can you wear jeans? It's the proper way of saying it.

It's what the Queen said. Oh, the Queen says pee-pee. See, Julie? Well, she did. You say pee-pee in jail? You know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna get shanked so try it. No one shanked me when I was in jail. Yeah, come on. Whatever. All right, so so You've got Shaq Shaq's got like oversized shoes, you know the basketball player He's like he's it's hard to get shoes while he's rich. So it's not that hard So what the fuck do you do for protection? Well, you don't need to cover everything. So you don't cover everything. You don't have to cover everything. So you got to hold. Doesn't have like the warts because you want the whole thing covered if they got

that. And that does happen. All right, so you don't have to cover everything. So you can easily go into like any pharmacy, drugstore, and just get like what the bag comes. No, no, no. I mean, you cover all that's gonna go in. And if there's still, because most of it's not gonna go in.

Well, not most, but a lot of it's not gonna go in. That's right. You cover what you can. That's gonna enter. Yeah, but I still can't get that thing out.. I brought something special man. I'm very crafty. Oh so What is 14 and a half. Is that correct? Okay, so it's 14 and a half inches. That's fucking amazing It was 36 centimeters the last one which is a bit under 14 and a half can be a bit a little bit over

Yeah, but it depends on your measure. Well, all right, he went to the butcher shop. You got some salami. No, this is baloney, Julian. This is baloney. Ricky, I made... That is quite a piece of art. Is this what we're talking about?

Is this like... We heard that the dimensions of your penis, okay, Matt? So I took a piece of baloney and I carved it out. And I mean, I don't know if you're circumcised or not, but I put a little head up on there. And this is the size of- That's crazy. Are you kidding me?

Oh my goodness. I don't know how big your forearms are, but I mean, you know. Wow, that's. It's bigger than my head. On a good day. Oh yeah, look at that. On a good day, that's what he's got. That's bigger than my forearm.

Boys, Jesus Christ. The world has gotta see this thing, man. And you gotta make some money. There's gotta be a way to monetize this. I'm thinking. Do you pass out when you get an erection, Matt? Cause that's a lot of blood that goes to. No, you get lightheaded. I'm thinking. Do you pass out when you get an erection Matt? Because that's a lot of blood that goes to... No you get lightheaded. I bet you do. Holy smokes. So you don't have like a... you're not a knee maker or anything when you know... get that... come on. I probably have a bit now.

No I mean you know it takes a long time to get excited and all that stuff to deal with. And do people get excited by it? Are they afraid of it? Randy, would you stop playing with it? There's a lot of fear. Do you want to party, Matt? Do you want to party? A party? Like, what do you mean, party?

What does that mean? Sometimes I like to party. He's got a fucking girlfriend, you idiot. Okay, have a girlfriend or a boyfriend mad Girlfriend well, so you know it's complicated Okay, so have any leg porn? What she is it's all conflict with gender. Cheers. Okay, have any porn studios contacted you wanting you to be in films This is must this must be happening. Yes, no, no, no, no, no daily. It's all happening I'm an old fat man now. So it's not Not like when I was younger because anything else do you have massive feet too or just yes

How are the feet? They're not like that for size 14. Okay Big feet, okay Man, I think see not you know, but I've average be Custom shoes. That's just okay. Man, that is. Big feet, above average feet. That is. Got their custom shoes. That's just wild. Okay, so growing up as a kid,

when did you realize that you had something special going on? Gym showers is when you kind of know. Gym showers, you must have terrified the poor fuckers. Was this in grade like seven, six? Well, you can have, I don't know, it's when I was in like 12, 13? No, 13 would have been. 13, okay, so you hit puberty.

I don't know what that is in Canadian terms. Yeah, is that like pre-puberty, or is that like you were 13, you were like, you were growing? I started puberty then. That's when it initially kind of kicked off. That's where it kicked off, okay. By a very long puberty, so.

It just kept growing. Do you think? Did you think, my God. Yeah, I thought that was the issue. Did you think this thing is never gonna stop growing over the years? I did, I was worried at that point. And it did eventually kind of slow down.

So you're like, oh, my feet are growing, my feet are still growing, I've got other parts of my body growing, like, holy shit. Like, that's kind of like, that's amazing, man. You should try to meet the woman with the world's largest vagina. I think she's dead. I've seen some issues with getting this all the way in, Matt.

Oh, there's never not a chance that's going to kill somebody. Well, that's what I said about the prophylactic situation. Yeah, you probably, yeah, you can not. Jesus Christ. The prophylactic situation. Yeah, you probably yeah you can act Jesus Christ The prophylactic situation must not kill somebody It's not like having to fucking throw that thing on stretch over like he must you you you gotta be good With a big wiener. Do you do you still do you have a big ejaculate or is it just a little? What no that is that is porn myth. It's just regular stuff.

Regular stuff. See? He's... Okay, what... You're taking it to a weird level. What's the most embarrassing situation you've been through because of the year? Do you have a name for it? You name it. I do know. I don't understand the naming of it. Oh, really? Okay. Do you have a name for yours, Julian? Oh, man. I just think that's weird. Okay, you don't name your body of it. Oh, well, okay. I find that very confusing. Do you have a name for yours, Julian?

Oh man, I just think that's weird, okay? You don't name your body parts. I think, good going. It's not a cat or a dog. What would you name that? Okay, what was the most embarrassed, any like embarrassing situations, you're like, oh my God, like.

Well, there was the one on the news recently, one recently this year, where it talked about going to a yoga class. It was seen as being a distraction. Oh yeah, yeah, we read about that. So you went to yoga class, you had like tights on. Oh, that's what you wear. It's not his fault.

I was wearing a long shirt to cover it. I wasn't like just in spandex. So, okay, this is where like- I had tight shorts on spun regular shorts off of that and a long shirt on top of that. So it's like three layers basically. Wow. See the thing is like I'm Ricky.

Ricky's been saying this like off and on past week. If I had that, I'd be walking around naked. I'd be like, come on, look at this everybody. Come on. Look what I got. That's what he would do. Now that I see how big it is. It's forehands.

I don't know if I would be doing walking around naked. Yeah, that's just crazy. Well, that's exciting. That's not soft, that I say. Right. Well, still, I mean. You're always walking around like that. That's exciting, I mean, Jesus.

But I remember being like, you know, young, you know, you're 13, 14, and you might get an erection in class. Yeah, because it was always coming up. Imagine that, like, jeez. All of a sudden, at gym class, you get a woody, like what? It must be uncomfortable, like that must hurt, it's crazy. Baggy clothes. Well, in my size, you don't really get them suddenly,

because it takes so long to get the blood pressure. So that's the one positive. You're not like, boing. Yeah. You're not boing. Yeah, that makes sense. I guess. It's like having like a 454 motor and it's colder. You got to let it warm up a bit until you know, it starts working properly. Man, man. Well, that's amazing, man.

Legendary. Have you ever gone on a diet and lost weight on your penis? I don't use that's not how it works. I I think if you look at the manuals and the science, I'm just, I've never seen one this big. Size change based on your weight? It does. It does. It gets bigger.

The more weight you lose, how often do you measure yours then? I've only, I've only measured mine a couple of times because I wasn't very impressed by it. And I'm, I've got a relatively small penis, Matt, but I know how to work it. Shouldn't die then. That's what counts again. That's the heartwarming moral of the story.

It's all that matters, man. All right, so how big's your penis, Julian? I'm the manager here. All right, so do you have any hobbies? What do you like to do when you're having nice questions about your... I'm a reader. You're a reader? Nice, what kind of books do you like to read?

I'm a board gamer, board games. Okay, the what? Not fiction, magical realism. Okay. All right, so if I was to set up a show, maybe if it was like magic and stuff, like hobbits and shit Maybe we might be able to come up with a I'm just trying to think of some kind of show like I mean

People would usually say the first place they'd go to is like magic Mike. That was the big, you know dancing around I don't think you like dancing though. Do you tap down? I've got got poor knees there No, so it's not like rhythm for one guy, some rhythm for a white guy, but. I mean, there's got to be a way to monetize. There's got to be a way. Have you ever thought about trying to monetize? Only fans. In a way. I mean, obviously, I've thought about it at various points.

I grew up before OnlyFans was a thing, all that stuff. It was all like the porn industry was very, very seedy. Yeah. But it's, you know, more, there's more ways to do it your own way. I think now in the way back then, like I say now an old fat man. I just don't want it. Not man. You're well equipped.

You know what? We met Ron Jeremy was that dude met that guy. He's got nothing on you. I don't think man, but he was, that's what you're talking about. That guy was the greasiest motherfucker. He started young. Yeah. Well, he was a, you know, he was just greasy. He was just,

he's in jail. You don't eat like I shook the guy's hand. I was just like, ah, like you're, you're a disgusting human being. I didn't want anything to do with that guy. I didn't care about that. I think I don't want to be a team being want to be his manager. You know what I mean? He needs a manager. Are you going to, are you going to donate your organs when you pass on? Nice question. Maybe that's how I make some money in the end.

I'll donate them to the highest bidder when I die. Give it to the family. See, that's nice. See, Matt's a great fucking guy. This is awesome, man. What's your favorite food, Matt? I like sushi, yeah, sashimi. Oh, yeah, sashimi. Oh, yeah.

Light stuff. Maybe that gives you a bigger wiener. Sushi? Okay, what's it like jogging? Raw fish is brain food, it helps circulation. So it must have been the pain in the ass, like if you're in gym class, going to school and stuff, you gotta do laps and stuff, that must be painful.

Must flop around. I was not good in gym class. I did not like running. What did your buddies say growing up? What were they used to say to you? Did they ever come out of parties? When I was a bit older, yeah, it did. I mean, honestly, a lot of my friends and stuff, we're very British and kind of reserved.

It's not something you'd necessarily talk about as much. You get the occasional joke and then you kind of move on. Thankfully, it's not like everyday chat. Maybe in Canada it'd be different. If you were in America, you'd probably be with all the time. You'd have paparazzis all around you. You'd be more popular than a lot of the celebrities, I think, because they really dig it down there.

That's not difficult this day in age, yeah. TMZ will be on my ass. I mean, maybe this will be all over TMZ. If I came up with a great idea to make you some money, you might be game with it then, right? You need to get him on like Jimmy Kimmel or something. Would you want to go on to maybe go on Jimmy Kimmel? I mean, on those shows, you're not really showing it.

You're just saying, you know, this is the guy with the big wang. I think they have the Rizzler on Jimmy Fallon, so they're definitely stooping to lower levels of celebrity. So there's a chance in a few years. OK, Fallon. We, Bubbles actually knows Fallon. I could see you on Fallon. I could see you on few years. Okay, okay. Fallon we bubbles actually knows Fallon metal I could see you on I could see you on Fallon Okay, you might do you might I mean we could do a whole tour man

If you want we could hit the New York and then we go up to LA. I've been to New York You've never been to New York Fucking Fallon. No get him on foul. Yeah, it is. Do you drink? What's your choice of so I do on fallen? What's this? I get them on Fallon. Yep, Fallon it is. Do you drink? What's your choice of booze? So what do I do on Fallon? What's the, what's the booze?

Yeah, what kind of liquor do you drink? Like a whiskey? Nice. I'm on the whiskey right now. You know what? I can set you up with a lot of booze. Like a lot of whiskey. I actually, I started up.

I probably should have too much. It's not good for my body. Liquorman's. There's a booze called Liquorman's there. I kind of started. And we don't and we've got like a stockpile of it because they wouldn't let us, the bricky fucked up, they wouldn't let us sell it in the liquor stores anymore. So anyway, that could be part of the contract.

Matt, do you masturbate every day? I thought we were having a serious... Do you masturbate? I masturbate every day? That's not a con. You know, I thought we were having a Serious to you masturbate every day. I'm just wondering like with such a large penis and it takes This is I've lost trust in the whole operation with that kind of comment. Don't listen to him. He's an idiot He is an idiot. I have not asked you anything. I just noticed you're not even wearing a shirt. Is that normal? He is an idiot, I have not asked you anything. I just noticed he's not even wearing a shirt. Is that normal? See, yeah, there we go. You give it to him, Matt.

I'm allergic to shirts, Matt. What the fuck is wrong with you? Freak off, Julian, I'm allergic. Stop asking personal questions. Well, I just wanna know, because if it takes a long time to get an erection, then maybe, you know, anyway, there's some people. It's probably not the same as when we're doing it.

Because a lot of males wanna to have bigger penises, but Matt, you could be a spokesperson saying, you know, I got a big one, but don't be so sad, guys. There must be definitely some disadvantages. If there's an epidemic of people getting surgery for it, I can be the spokesperson and say, don't do it. There you go, nice. There are people who've died

getting penis enlargement surgeries. It's a big thing in Brazil right now. There you go, nice. There's a lot of people who've died getting penis enlargement surgeries. It's a big thing in Brazil right now. There you go, Julian. You could do business with him on talking about penises. Look at me in Brazil. Being normal, being happy. In Brazil, you can get a penis enlargement for 200 bucks. It's in a back alley.

A lot of people are doing it. And these guys that are doing the operations are basically teenagers, young adults. Don't do it, Julian. Your penis is probably fine. I'm not talking about but but anyway so you could be the spokesperson for saying hey cut that shit out big like noble the alleys yeah get out of the alleys go to a doctor don't don't do anything there must be their penis reduction surgery do you ever think of that it's very expensive and a bit weird it's it's you don't want to do it

normally because it's just straight up it's just they just cut it yeah don't don't do that don't do the photos unless you were because there was a guy who was who he had like come with a condition was, he was a lot thicker than me. He grew to like 10 inches around. That was like, you can't do anything then. Yeah. Your tour could be called be happy with your penis guys. And you so, and girls, you don't want to invite, you know, let's be inclusive.

Did I hear you, you have a book? Hopefully have a book. It's in process now. What's it called? A long story. Ah, that's brilliant. A very funny title you see. That's brilliant.

That's pretty witty. And where, when that comes up, where will people be able to find it? Hopefully on store shelves, but still speaking to the publishers about that. They're squeamish about this topic. Well, we will definitely read it. Check out my website, biggestpenisbook.com

for more information. Perfect. You know what? I'm going to promote the fuck out of your book. I want to see you do well, my friend, because, you know, we like to see people do well, man. And I think you've got us. Absolutely. And I want to congratulate you just on having such a big penis.

Well done. Don't listen to him. We worked really hard for it, so. He's an idiot. But anyway, man, Matt, I just want to thank you for joining us today, man. I'm gonna send out a digital contract. You can sign it.

We can talk a little bit more off the camera, get in some more details later on. But wish you all the luck in the book. Yeah, we're here for you. Super nice guy. Thank you for taking your time. Super good guy. We're gonna promote the hell out of your book as well.

And yeah, man, thank you very much. I'm looking forward to the movie. All right, bye. Thank you. See you, Matt. Thanks, Matt. Yes, bye. He was a really nice man. Really nice man, and pretty handsome too. Fuck.

Julian, do not get your penis enlarged, I'm sure you're fine, okay? Don't go to Brazil. Shut the fuck up before he beat you with that goddamn piece of baloney, Randy. I can't imagine having this fucking dangling around between my legs. I made a pretty good penis though, didn't I? Yeah, go eat it. I'm embarrassed to be here.

Do you think you could get that in your mouth? No way. Alright, I'm out of here. No. Alright, that's it. Yeah. Well, thanks everybody. Thank you. This has been the best one ever. I'm out of here. No. Alright, that's it. Well, thanks everybody! Thank you. This has been the best one ever.

I'm going to make a ton of money. It was different. It's hard to believe that exists. Alright, get the fuck out of the trailer, Randy. Okay. Take a meat log with you. Just get the fuck out of here, Randy. Hey, Julian!

That's what you would do. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Take your meat log with you. Just get the fuck out of here, Randy. Hey Julian! That's what you would do. Excuse me, Ricky.