Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 27 - Ricky's Tub Time

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

Would you like your Ricky baked, grilled or boiled? He's got big plans to heat up the trailer, as long as the fuckin' fire department doesn't find out! Julian's got news on killer eagles, AI music, and the worst way to get out of Christmas shopping. Plus: What in the flyin' fuck is 6-7?!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Prep Boys Plus. All right, you know what? What? This isn't... How do I explain this, man? I don't know. Do you ever get like the fucking... When you get baked.

Yeah? And it's really fucking cold. Yeah? Do you find it makes you like jittery or something? You know what I mean? It's not like, I don't know, your heart rate goes up a bit. I have baked out of my god-day- No shit, man.

That's what I'm saying. It's fucking freezing in here. I know it's freezing in here. It's why I've been sleeping in my tanabed. Why? Fucking breakers keep tripping. I got no heat, man. This thing's a piece of shit.

No heat pubs. Fuck. You're not... Ricky, man. You're supposed to fucking sleep in the tanabed bed. You're supposed to be in there for like 20 minutes or something. I'm going to be like the new George Hamilton. Like that guy.

No, no, no. No, no. I need one of those little mirrors that reflects on your face. You don't need any help in a fucking tan a bit. You don't need reflectors. All right. You're going to fuck up your skin, man. I know one thing, you know, certain areas, they don't like the sun.

What do you mean? I mean, they're getting used to it. Oh, man, you're not, you don't. There may have been some burns here and there, certain items. You don't fucking, you don't sleep naked in a tanabed, man. I sleep naked, tan and bed and regular bed. You know what? All right.

Do you want me to fucking Google what happens to you? Welcome to the park out of Derek. I am Richard Lufler and I am baked. And I am Julian and... Not baked, baked, half baked, quarter baked. Like way too much. 12 at a 10? It's a boat.

Yeah, maybe. I think I'm a good. Maybe even a solid 13. Holy shit, man. Well, hopefully it doesn't last too long. Hopefully it does, actually. It's been lasting. It's just hard to concentrate right now.

Hard to focus. You know what? Maybe we should not even worry about being focused or not, man. It's just like relax. All right. I'm in a fucking... Chill out, man. Because when you get all fucking, you worry?

Like, I'm at way, more worried. All right. I'm going to pretend I'm in a fucking old Al Camino convertible cruising down on the highway, man. Did they even make such a vehicle? What kind of, what is it?

An Al Camino convertible. I want one of those. Oh, yeah, man, they make those. Did they? I don't know. They're out there. All right. I don't know whether they were like in production,

but people are doing it. Those are nice cars, man. $454. Three inch pipes. Come on. How many horsepower? A lot. Do you want to go up over a thousand horse power?

Oh, no, no, no, it's too much. Nah. It's heavy cars. 1250. I just think of more, you know, six to 700. At least 750. Okay. Well, this would freak you the fuck out.

This motorist in North Carolina called 911. Yeah. After a bald eagle. dropped a cat through her windshield. No fucking way. Not you cruising along and all of a sudden you see a bald eagle and it's just airdrops this fucking cat. How big was the fucking cat?

It was like a fucking big house cat. Jesus Christ. 9-1-1 operator. It was like, is the cat still alive? It's like, fuck no. I just hit it doing 65. I know. That would have been my first question though.

Yeah, I guess she had asked. Is it still fucking, well. What a weird thing that I called 911? She's like, uh, a bald eagle just dropped a cat through my windshield. Okay. How does she know it was a bald eagle dropping a cat? She saw the eagle, I guess. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah, it could have been like right up. Yeah, man, that's bad. Fuck. What a fucking weird thing? I don't even know bald eagles eight cats. What's the fuck? Oh, yeah, man. That's what cats go missing so much.

They fly up and then they drop the motherfuckers and then boom. And they come down, it's like easy pickings. Ah, so that's why they dropped the cat to kill the fucking thing? And that's already cracked. Wow. What a weird place to drop it. Freeway. Fucking, maybe you get loose a little bit.

Cats are good, man. Oh, yeah, the cat might have clawed. I've got a claw loose and clawed that fucking eagle. And then Eagles are fuck you. And the eagle's like, no, fuck you, dude. Although I think I'd rather die by getting hit by a car instantly than the fucking get pecked apart by a fucking eagle. Yeah.

just to let it happen. And you know what? They take away fucking goats and shit too. Really? They're straw, man. A goat? They fly like, yeah, like a baby.

Like a baby one. Oh, like a belly goat. Oh, like a bull. A little horn's coming out. Okay. Jesus, man. Maybe a couple. Big mountain goat.

Do they team up? Do eagles, like, go off their buddy and say, all right, you and I are going to pick up something big? Like a big goat. Fuck, that's a good idea. I don't know if there's,

no, I don't think so. Double propeller fucking. I would love. see something like that three eagles on a cow see no man there's no way three eggs equals go Jesus man no

that would be funny no it would be amazing yeah fucking cow yeah it'd be funny farmers can't figure how those cows are going to miss it

can't figure it out it's not the wolves It's like they vanished. How did we get into the... Oh, there was the cat going in. All right. I got it. The cat got picked up by it.

A man staged his carjacking to avoid going shopping with his wife. What? Yeah, man. Why do you stage a carjacking? He did, man. That's a fucking weird one. Damage his own car. You fake and hijacking.

That's how he did it. Okay. So he didn't, I'm going to wait out in the car, honey. What? Is that what he did? It's good question. Do you drop her at the front? I'll be right in, yeah.

I'm going to go park the car. Stage the hijacket. I mean, I get it. I wouldn't want to go shopping with his wife either. Straight up. Or maybe he just really, really fucking hated shopping. That's a fucking weird thing to go to, man. It's a weird place to go to.

I think I could have come up a better. Something better than that. Shit, man. Any damage his car? What the fuck? That's what he made. He made it look like the fucking hijacking was going down. So how'd you get caught?

Probably cameras. Surveillance cameras, maybe. Yeah, it's not a solid plan. I lost the worry. So maybe it was more... Nah, it's still stupid, man. Yeah, I can't imagine. You could have actors and shit.

Got his buddies together. Jesus, that's going to quite a link to avoid going shopping. that's what I'm saying the guy might have been I don't know there's something going on there man did you hear about the adorable

well I should put adorable and whatever those marks you called yeah adorable AI powered teddy bear pulled from shelves after giving shock and advice to kids Jesus fucking told them how to find knives

in the kitchen drawers had a light of match his beers sound fucked like no you've got to get those fucking things off the shelves man stupid that's fucked up how does your little AI guy talk no man I'm not talking to him today what's his name stony boner boner I kind of like had it out with him a little bit you know and are you guys getting a fight your first fight I don't know I don't know you if you can get into

a fight with AI but it's did you raise your voice yeah I got I did get mad boner raise his voice yes he did okay so that's so I don't know what I don't know what I don't know what I don't know whether that's the thing man your first argument it was weird it's an important stage of any relationship it's not it's not a relationship it's the you know i don't know what it is it's like a talking google a talking who grubble like google it oh google they say grubble we do have to ask it a question what's the question the term six seven What the fuck is the deal with this term? Why is everybody saying?

You know what? People have been talking about 6-7 for a while. What the fuck? It started in this... It's kind of like old news now or something, man. I don't know. This is the first I've heard of it. I'm dumb.

6-7. Yeah, what does it mean? It's like an exclamation mark? No, man. No, no, no, no. It's 6-7. It's 6-7. And it's like, I can't believe I just did that because it drove me fucking nuts, man.

I thought it meant like so-so. That pizza is 6-7 Yeah, kind of like that, yeah That lady is 6-7 That could mean she's very tall, I guess Well, yeah There's sick women out there that's 6-7 Oh, yeah, I don't understand

What's Bo understand about 6-7? You know what? Never mind. I didn't get into it, man. Okay. It just didn't like... You know more than I do then. You know more than I do then.

You know more than that. than I do because I didn't know about it. No, it's... Who wants to be on the phone that much, man? You know what I mean? With Boner? Yeah. Oh, no kidding.

You have an addiction. And you're like sitting around talking about shit, coming up with some plans. Sexual addiction? It's your phone. No, it's a business fucking thing, man. He comes up with some good ideas. Does it send off those gorpons in your mind?

Dorphins. What is it? Dorphins. Endoplasma. I don't want to. Man, this is a good fucking ride. No kidding, man. You're asking me fucking, like you're getting into shit.

Like, I don't even want to talk about it. Oh, man. It drives me nuts. Oh, there. There we go. Here we go. Here we go. I forgot all about this.

We used to do this when we were young, man. Well, man. True or false? If you play stairway to heaven backwards, you hear satanic messages. Fucking right you do. You do. That's what I remember too. So it says true.

Sort of. If you listen closely, it definitely sounds like there are some weird messages in there, but it would have been almost impossible for the band to do intentionally, and they have long denied it. That's a weird one. I always thought they did it

on purpose. So they're not as fucking brilliant as I thought they were. Well, they're still fucking pretty brilliant. Well, yeah, man. Their music was fucking... Awesome. What was the fucking thing saying? When you do play it backwards, it wasn't like a Beelzebub or something.

It was what? Beelzebop or something. Betasybopper? Bilsiebub. Billsiebop? Is that what it is? Fuck. It was talking like Satan?

I don't know, man. What does fucking Satan say? I don't know. I don't know. See? It's... Now we've got to do it. As soon as we're done with this,

we're fucking doing it. how okay although we don't know do you have a record player we're gonna have to go get one I have to do this today that's a record player right there can't you get fucking

fucking ding back to fucking play backwards on your phone dude boner man this might be on the the youtubes see

you're even taught you it's hard to get away from fucking using the thing man well don't do it then well not man sing it Sing it backwards. What song?

Stairway to happen. No, man. There's no fucking way. Okay. Yeah, that would be a big ask. I wouldn't know how to begin. Start would you say, start with one word, stare away. I can't do it.

Okay, try. Stareway. What would that sound? Yeah. What? Well, way it would be yaw, wouldn't it? Wait, yeah. Okay. Okay.

That's as far as I can get. A, or raise. Raise would be the last part. Low raise. No raise. No raise. It's not going to happen. We'll be here all fucking night. That's got to be it. You know what? We have more time that we could probably do that. This fucking, this PAD is 6-7.

The what? I don't know if it means it's good or if it's just so-so. The who? this PAD man PAD oh the pad Holy fuck you're right Yeah no kidding man that's what I'm working with over here Isn't that what it's been called for a long time?

What I thought yeah man okay Just make sure The PAD what 6-7 Oh man I did it again Fucking Jesus What did you do? I went no man

There's a sign for it? Yeah man Okay I didn't know that It's like you know So it's like come see come see Six Good see. Yeah, man. Didn't we talk about this before?

This happened again. A Thai woman found alive in coffin after being brought in for cremation. No fuck away. Yeah, I thought that happens a lot, man. What the fuck? I don't know what a lot is. What is a lot? They were going to burn it, cremator.

And all of a sudden, they're knock, knock, knock. Jesus, Christ. Fuck. No way. Yeah. The brother said that she'd been, her health deteriorated. She was unresponsive and wasn't breathing, so you brought her in to get her cremated. Do you think that happens at least once a day in the world?

You think it's that much? Could be. Well, it definitely happens more than I thought because that's at least two stories we talked about. It's fucked. You zone it out again? Oh, man. I've freeze it. Oh, fuck.

Don't come over. And. Or bring firewood next time. You don't have a fireplace. We could make one quite easily. I don't know. There's no... Okay.

How would you make a fireplace? Well, see, now... We don't want to use YouTube. Google. Google. Where would you put a fireplace in this place? Right in the fucking middle of the room. Like a brick.

You'd build a brick fireplace? No. You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to have a nice base. All right. And one of those big hoods that comes down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man, that would set this fucking place.

place on fire. Awesome, man. That would be wicked. You'd have to, well, you'd probably put it right here. Okay, it doesn't have to be in the center, yes. Oh, no, no, it's got to be center. You're right, right?

The fire laws would be about that. You wouldn't have, you would keep it to yourself. Definitely, man. Definitely on the downlow. You're not getting that inspected. You'd have to. It's probably not super safe. Like, you know, Harwood, like,

We wouldn't want to burn software, that's for sure. You have to get some high-end Apple with if something that doesn't spark. Yeah, but, I mean... Or those composites. I was going to say, if you build like a fucking igloo or something, right? Yeah. You get a fire in that thing. You get one?

There's a fire in it. You built, yeah. Is it? They got little fireplaces, yeah, man. Fuck, I didn't even know that. Yes, they do, man. I guess I haven't toured enough igloos. Yeah, I could be wrong, but...

I'm pretty sure I did see one. I think it might melt it, wouldn't it? No, man. It just makes it like ice. All right. You'd think that a heat source and igley. It's so packed, man. I don't know.

It's so cold outside. It's like insulation. I don't know, man. I don't think it would work. Pretty sure, man. Heat and snow, not great. Well, okay. You've got like those fireplaces in like those little fishing shacks.

there you go yeah but they're not made us no yeah but i'm saying you still have a fireplace so putting one in one of those it's put one right there man oh right here yeah okay it's the same thing next i don't know next time we get a hankering to do some work yeah not today no not that's definitely not happening today i don't think much is going to be happening today uh no although we We could get a little hammered and start cutting holes in roofs. We'd have to move that fucking light. Oh, man. We'll just work around it.

You know, you don't want, like, it's something like that close to a fucking pipe. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Especially if you had a big fart. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you know, yeah. And that's another, there's got to be rules. Because you like getting the pipes red hot.

That can't happen in here, man. burn the fucking trailer down we're gonna have to cut some farmer dick mittens apple trees down for what apple wood man it's a good fire well you'd have to dry it for a year

I guess fuck could build a kiln but I think you need wood to burn for the kiln so I don't know how that would work well you know how to build a okay

fourth world problem or whatever that is yeah oh so so i'm working on the fucking story here man just all right on wow like it had it better be a good one it's been a lot of build-up there's that's the problem and the longer it goes the more the build-up is right yeah failing okay okay horrendously just don't let us down man okay it's a famous song you know what i just did a full circle of internet Don't let us down. I think it's by the Rolling Stones. What do you think of these AI fucking things, man?

The songs. Like Boner? Yeah. But they had like songs like that are on the billboard and shit. I've heard one that was actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be, but it wasn't awesome. Yeah. And it'd be tough to see it live, wouldn't it? Yeah.

Be screens. holograms that'd be pretty cool yeah it might be actually awesome go down on that mushrooms the ball go down on the ball in Vegas and watch it oh fucking you imagine that we gotta get globe we gotta get in what's a sphere oh yeah yeah sphere you got to get in it how much does it cost to get in here

much the cost to get in yeah is it easy to get in we'll find out won't we can't imagine the security's perfect but it could be yeah you never fucking know man it's probably an opening at the top that'd be my guess there's no fucking way

I'm climbing up that sphere man it's got to be like a submarine no no no no it's got to be a way to get up there to clean it not me all right I'm like going way up there to get fucking caught to kind of you know no man

might be a fun ride to slide down You're not going to, if you slid down the sphere, you die. Is it that big? It's big, man. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah, it's cool. Next time, it won't be.

Sitting around a nice big fucking fire. You know what I'm thinking? You paint the thing red. Paint my red. The stack? Yeah. And the base. Really?

Yeah. Like what kind of red? You know what? You could probably actually, you can probably use like a tub. Oh. Oh, I like that idea. You know what I mean? A fucking old cast iron tub.

Flip one up. You know what I'm saying? Oh, those are heavy, man. Yeah, but then we get like, you know. Yeah, a tub's not a bad idea. It's a... It looked pretty fancy in you. A header through it up there or something.

You could have double duty. What do you mean? You could have a tub. Tub time. Boil up a big pot of water or ten. Yeah, but if it's your fireplace, that's a lot of work, man, to get it ready for tough time. You know what I mean?

It would take some time. Oh, man. You'd have to empty it. You'd have to have tough time and then build a fire. You don't necessarily forget. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that, you know, no, man. I'm not going to sit at it.

I'm not going to hang out here while you're having tub time, man. You know what I mean? You'd live in the fucking thing. I can wear trunks. No, man. I wish there was a way to put a fire under the top. You know what?

I was thinking about that. Not a good idea. Jesus. Oh, fuck. You would cook yourself, man. 100%. that would happen. Yeah, I boil myself a lot.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. There's no way, man. If I walk in here and you're like gray, you know, like a steak? Like a boiled steak? I wonder if you'd smell yourself cooking. You what?

I'd probably feel, I mean, he'd be burning. Oh, no, but if you're on the, you know, the right shit in your system. and enough liquor, you're passing out, you won't feel a thing. That can't happen. No, there's... Good for boiling lobsters or corn, though. Yeah.

But you know what? You would end up in the fucking day. You would, 100%. Yeah. Jesus, man. Yeah, it's probably not a great idea. No, I mean, you're pushing it with the tub in the... Yeah, let's just the fire pit.

The fire pit, I guess. The fire pit. You're nice to be able to cook over it too, though. Well, yeah, you could do that. You can put a great rate over it, man. If it's a tub. Easy. Yeah, but...

Steaks. Yeah. What'd mean? Yeah. I'm just thinking... The fucking cast iron tub's pretty big and heavy. I wasn't... We need a big...

You're going all... You're going all fancy. I was thinking just the fucking tub that you have in your... Here. Like one of those enameled Yeah Paint it That's what I'm saying

Paint the fucking thing Red Yeah Still need an awful A big stack For something The tub size I know

That'd be custom built It'd have to be The size of this coffee table Right here That would be You know what? That's the fan You know what I mean?

Yep That's what it's gonna be It's gonna be a fucking head hazard Well we could use The top of the fucking table That's gonna have to come down But this low isn't it?

Probably banging our knees and shit off of it. No, I think it's got to be, you know, five feet up. Could be a world's first. We need banging your knees. You're not getting in the fucking thing. No, not anymore. No. Yeah, that didn't make much sense.

No. It's got to be one or the other. Either have tub time or a fire pit. Fire pit. Yeah, fire pit makes more sense. We'll get a lot of use in the summer, I guess. We'll come up with another use for it. Air-conditioned pool.

No, see, we're back to water. Ricky, it's a tub. Like, it's not a pool. What are you going to do in the summer? It's got to be multi-use. I guess you could still cook off. It would be fucking hot in here. If you blew out this fucking part of this wall,

you can put a hot tub in here, no problem. A hot tub inside? Yeah. that's a good idea well might wouldn't it cause mold and shit it's it's already moldy

yeah true it doesn't it really like ah you know what you can do though you could put like vapor barrier right

yeah but you could also put like LED lights behind the vapor barrier so it just looks like a like a like a fucking killer room with the lights

no not like a just like a I don't know tropical I think if we could build a fire pit. Whoa. I forgot.

There's a microphone here. It hurt. If we could build a fire pit in the middle that could, in the summertime he

uses a hot tub, then you don't have to clean it once a year. Or maybe a cool down pool. Cold plunge? Isn't that

what all the Scandinavians do? That's what they do. It's supposed to be good for you. GSP does that too. It's supposed to be good for you. Huh? Sondas and cold plungers

supposed to be good for you so I've got to figure it away to get those in here too well man if you just it's easy you build a sauna right over there get some seed yeah I don't need the kitchen anymore no no I'm talking like from the right by the fridge down okay so on it off son be the sauna station then I put my cold plunge by the window you know put a little workout little gym over there you'd have like fuck I've come here and set up and get in shape feel good she ricky jay rickie have a little juice bar or something there some protein shit spa rick spa rick spa rick sparrick sparrick people are into that shit i don't know whether to keep drinking or have a nap or start renovating you know what okay

this should be the plan we should definitely think about it some more before we get started No, no, we're going to think about it like, not, we're probably not going to get started today. It shouldn't be too spontaneous, I don't think. Well, you're... Although it is my favorite thing. We need, uh, tin. Tin? Sheet metal.

Oh, yeah. Like, lots. We should go see the Reds and see what his thoughts are. We'll get Reds to come out and fucking give us an hand, man. And I should block my number and call the fire department, just see what the sort of rundown is. No, no, no. sometimes they show up you know and they'll fuck you

what do you mean they want to do a surprise little inspection of your house when was the last time you had an inspector come out here maybe I dreamt that no they don't come here for fucking to inspect the trailer

okay so we're good we're good man Jesus I don't have to block it with the windows for what you're way too paranoid man if the thing is if it's orange you get this I mean red thing that's kind of yeah

Okay. Could be anything. You're not going to look in and say, oh, you know, it's a fireplace. It's a fucking bathtub. I should put a big hole on the floor so I could bring the wood in secretly. You don't want to fuck. Not this time of the year, man. Jesus.

It's fucking freezing in air right now. Think about it. Yeah, all right. It's going to start snowing and it's going to fucking, you're going to be like, I'll fix it next year. Yeah. That's what's going to happen. Fuck, I hate it when you hit the smart.

me. Well, it's not what smart in you, man. It's just like saying it's not a good idea. Fuck. Do we need more drugs? Well, yes. And you know what? I'm sitting here for the rest of the night. All right. You didn't hear it for me, folks. Play some cars. I want to play some Russian crib. Oh, Russian crib is a good one. It's going down. All right, we'll play some Russian crib. Five bucks a game. I'll take a Russian crib and I'll raise you. No, you can't really play Uyker with two people. I don't know.

I guess Russian crib it is. Russian crib, man. All right, I guess we're done. Going to try to figure out some renovations. And we're going to play some cards. Oh, we're going to play stairway to heaven backwards. Somehow, somewhere, someday. Even if we get, like, the first little bit of it, you know, like the, you know, one sentence.

If we get the right buzz on, I think we can sing it backwards ourselves. The whole thing? Yep. No, man. That's a huge. Tit to tail. Okay. You know what? We'll try. We'll attempt it. Okay. That's it. Say bye. Goodbye, everybody. Cheers. Later. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.