Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 28 - Sh*trockin' Around The World

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Sh*tties!  Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!

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You know what I was trying to do, I was trying to calculate how much sleep we've actually had. Two weeks now has been two weeks, right? Two weeks. And you know how much we've had? How much? 11. 11 sleeps?

Eleven hours. Eleven minutes? Oh, eleven hours. Eleven fucking hours of sleep, man, in two weeks. That's not much, is it? No. Was it spread out or was it a lot? Oh, it was all spread out.

I mean, it was like a nap here. That's a good question, because eleven, a good solid eleven hours. We did it four hours straight. That's not gonna get you through two weeks. I got a bit more than 11 hours. You're not included in this, because I don't give a fuck about you, Randy. So we're back from the three premieres. Don't know if you're gonna, like, do the intro,

introduce the whole thing. Why? You gotta introduce the fucking everybody. Oh! Do the intro. Welcome. This way, I'm gonna maybe puke. We gotta introduce the fucking everybody. Oh. Do the intro. Welcome. This way I'm gonna maybe puke.

Welcome to Perk After Dark. How's it ever going everybody? All right, we got a special friend here today. Waylon, my bass player. Peacock, how are you bud? I'm doing great. One of the shit rockers. One of the shit rockers is here in the studio.

I was thinking about this last night when we were drinking at the airport. Yeah. Okay, so you're a shit rocker. Does that mean that you're a piece of shit? No. No, no, he's a shit rocker. So he's gotta be a piece of the shit. A piece of the shit?

Okay, so a piece of the shit. What could you say, a piece of shit? No, because that's... What could you say, a piece of shit? No, cause that's... I don't know man. All the pieces of shit put together is the shit rock, right? No, well... I don't know man. You're a piece of shit rock.

You might want to fucking figure out the name, Bubs. And here's a bigger question. Are the fans that are going to inevitably follow us around, are they going to be shitheads? Or shitties? Shitties. Okay, yeah, like Swifties. Yeah, like shitties. I like shitties. Or shitheads, like deadheads.

So you gotta get the bracelets and shit going. Or rockheads, they could be rockheads. Rockheads, shitties. Might be better to avoid calling them something to do with shit. You know what, but the shitties will catch on. Because it's so fucked. Okay.

I think shitties is good. And everyone's had the shitties. Alright, so you're a shitty. I'm... I can't call myself a shitty, man. Well, you are a shitty. It's just the... The people on the outside. He instantly doesn't want to be called shitty.

So we... We just did three premieres for the movie. They were fun too. Let's do a recap, shall we? Fuck, okay. All right, let's see what we can remember. Started in London, I went to London ahead of you guys and as a little precursor to the event,

had a little impromptu album release party, listening party for Long Hauler. We found a honky tonk in London. had a little impromptu album release party, listening party for Long Hauler. We found a honky tonk in London. The only honky tonk. The only honky tonk. Like a little pub, honky tonk. It's an actual, like an actual honky tonk.

Something you see in Nashville. It's a Nashville, yeah. Exactly, like, and it's called. The Dukes of Highgate. The Dukes of Highgate. It's in Highgate. That's a honky Tonk, bruh. It's like the dukes of Hazard is what it's supposed to.

But the dukes is like royalty and shit, isn't it? No, but they're doing dukes of Hazard as dukes of Highgate. The town's called Highgate. Who's bigger, an Earl or a Duke? Who gives a fuck, Randy? What's bigger? Who's more important? Who's got fuck, Randy? What's bigger? Who's more important?

Who's got the bigger rig? Steve Earle's good too. Sir Duke. Or Sir Earle. Duke Earl? I knew a guy named Earl Duke. You know what? Remember Earl Duke had a plushy bag that was leaking all the time? Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Earl, Duke, Duke of Earl. But do you remember Earl Duke from the park? He had a clostomy bag that was always leaking.

Oh yeah, like leaking. He couldn't get it fucking sealed. He used to spray to people though, man. He was a fucking dick. He was until, but remember fucking, what's his name? Ronnie Duggan, or one of the Duggan's fucking hit him with Flex Seal, remember? He fucking sprayed the Flex Seal on it.

He could be the president of the Shitters. The Shitties. The Shitties. Don't call him the Shitters. The Shitties. He's not around anymore, but Earl Duke, he could have been in the Shitties. You know what you gotta do?

You gotta start dating a fucking quarterback or something in the NFL, Bubs. Have that real shitty effect going. I'm not dating a quarterback. Randy, maybe Randy's. I know, but you could, like, fake it, man. Fake it till you make it, you know what I mean? I'm not doing that. Nobody's gonna be excited.

Be good for the band. So, yeah, we had a listening party. We probably got some footage here somewhere. His love is all it takes We had a listening party. We probably got some footage here somewhere. Fucked it. Played the record. Everybody got right out of her. The whole bar was singing along. And I missed it. Yeah. I missed that. Because you were being a dick. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la drink a pint of liquor, straight liquor. Fucking right. So that was a great fucking time. Thanks everybody who came out to the listening party. And you can buy Long Hauler now. Don't forget, for Christmas is coming up. Get your copies of Long Hauler at Amazon or there's other,

Amazon in the US might be still fucked up. And there's five different fucking albums, colors. Well there's regular black and then four colors. Okay, so there's five of them. You want to get the whole set. Plus the CD. Plus the CD. You want to find us.

We're at these fucking fan expos and shit. Bring them in, sign them, and all of a sudden, there was a lot of money, man. Now you can order them in countries all over the world. We shipped a fucking Germany. And you know what that's not going? You did that? Yes, I did.

Get your long haul of fucking albums for Christmas. But then we went right into the, you guys came over. Billy Bob Thornton landed. He's a nice fella. Billy? Yeah, like I said, man, he's my new drinking buddy. That guy can drink and tell stories. But I was talking to his manager.

He doesn't want you hanging around him. Why's that? Because he drinks too much when he's around you. Oh, bullshit, man. He's just drinking beer. His manager said keep Julian away from him. Well, you know what? I'll just bring the pace down, slow it down a bit.

I'll do that for him. All right. I'm not gonna get shitfaced, man. So Billy was there and that fucking Mayhew guy, but he wasn't too bad. It's all right, man. He was pretty, pretty cool. And then Ronnie Wood.

Ronnie's. He's a rolling stone, right, Bob? How do we have ruined the flow of the story, Randy? Yes, he's a rolling stone. He fucking is. So who's got a, let's talk about the premiere at Abbey Road. Who's got a good story? Anything crazy happen?

I mean, I got out and played with Ronnie Wood. We probably have some footage of that. All right, well throw it on. ["Rollin' in the Rain"] Me and Ronnie Wood, singing at Abbey Road. I was drinking right at the have ever met, Ricky. I was drinking right at the control fucking thing, man. Like, Eddie Kramer was on, recording. Yeah. That thing, I was there drinking away, man.

You can't drink there. Well, I did. You can't spill it. I did. You didn't spill liquor under the fucking, I didn't, but Ricky did. He didn't want the fucking one, two, three, four, five. And he got down, He's like no problem

He got down there put his lips on some of the dolls was licking and sucking the Clean it Julian the fucking pots are gonna have you know what he said How many fucking times did the Beatles end up you know? You know can I can well he's not they didn't spill liquor on the fucking board while they were mixed He told me he heard stories. They were banging on that thing They were doing everything puking whatever, whatever the fuck they were saying. Jeff Emmerich and George Merton would not let the Beatles set liquor drinks on the fucking desk.

No, he was talking about banging. They were banging on that thing. Who was? The Beatles. Each other? The wives and Yoko and everybody, they were all banging on that thing. They weren't banging on the fucking console.

That's what made him sick. Maybe Ringo. He was like sucking the liquor off the dials and shit, right? And then we started talking about that. He's like, oh, so I'm probably like sucking up some load from John Lennon or something. It's all crusted. That's what he was saying.

See? John Lennon. And he threw up. He didn't throw up on that thing, but he threw up right next to it on this other machine with the real John Lennon DNA. That's Ricky. He said he read about it.

You know he's living. So the Premier in London was unbelievable. The Premier? The Premier. Oh, the Premier, OK. Did I say Premier? Yeah, man, that's a dude or a checker, somebody in government, man.

The Premier, Robert Sheehan, showed up, sucking on Randy's nipples. He's handsome. He has a crush on government, man. The Premier, Robert Sheehan showed up, sucking on Randy's nipples. He's handsome. He has a crush on you, man. He's a very, and he has charisma. Yeah, he's charismatic, yeah. What is it you like so much about him, Randy? I just like the way he presents himself.

And you like his abs, too, don't you? He does have, he's in shape. You know what? You were staring into his eyes, you were both staring into each other's eyes, I'd say. Eight, nine minutes, not blinking. Yeah, it was electric. It was kind of weird, man.

It was fucking weird. Yeah. He's powerful. Powerful? So, and listen to this, boys. This was, this is a true fucking story. And I hope he doesn't mind me, because he wouldn't mind me telling it. When the movie played at Abbey Road, right?

And we're all in there watching the movie. I think you guys are out smoking dope, but I was in there. Of course we were. Watching, I was sitting right against the back wall next to Billy, Bob, Billy Bob Thornton. And you know the scene at the end when he gives me the pep talk and then I change.

Yeah. You know, I don't want to give anything away, but the end of the movie. This deep man. I looked over and Billy was fucking crying. He was not fucking crying. He was crying, I swear to God. Tears rolling down his face.

And he turned to me like that and he put his hand on my arm and he said, that's a really fucking powerful scene, bud. Okay, do you wanna know what really happened? Just before that, he went to the bathroom. I was in there taking a piss, and he went over and said this little joke or something. As I was taking a drink, and I spit right in his face, and it was like a quadruple drink of rum, man.

Right in his eyes, and his eyes were a little bit fucked up, and then he left. Don't wanna ruin my job. So you think he was not crying in a hard movie. Billy Bob does not fucking cry. No, he told me, he said, I don't normally cry, but that scene, the movie is. I don't know, think what you want.

So you spit liquor in his eyes like a cobra, like a liquor cobra. By mistake, I was laughing, he's a funny dude. Well anyway, that happened. But there was some people leaving the theater crying. Well I think that's fantastic. Yeah. You know, if you can leave, I hope happy crying,

I hope they weren't crying going, oh I wasted my fucking night. I didn't talk to anybody, I have no idea, bubs. It made me cry a little bit. Well everything makes you cry, Randy. Fucking butterflies and fucking... You've got, like, fucking the smell of onions permanently in your chest here, man.

No, I don't. Stinky. Smell his chest hair. Does it smell like onions? Irish Spring. Fried onions. Not really. Irish Spring. Kind of like Fritos.

Well, Fritos, then, okay? Well, they don't smell like onions every day. He's corn chippy. Corn chippy. In a good way. Corn chippy. I did have. OK, so what happened?

Where are we right now in this whole tour? London. So we're in London. Anything else happen? Just a lot of drinking. We got on the plane, OK? We were drinking in that restaurant. What was it?

Oh, yes, there was a Persian restaurant. Kish. Kish. Yeah, that's, I don't know if I can in that restaurant, what was it? Oh yes, there was a Persian restaurant. Kish, kish. Yeah, I don't know if I can eat that food, man. That was tough. Oh, it was delicious. Yeah. I don't know how to pronounce a lot of it, but it was very nice. I always eat some weird shit, man, that I shouldn't have.

Hummus. And you were drinking, you were drinking vodka. No, that wasn't there. That's the next story. Oh. Yeah. You were drinking vodka? No, that wasn't there. That's the next story. Oh. Yeah. You were drinking something weird in there. Weren't you?

I saw you had a beer with Billy, which was weird. I had a beer with Billy. Just trying to be cool. Yeah, well you're not. Sorry to tell you. It didn't work out, man. I don't like that shit. All right.

We're touring our new Earth hole in London. Oh, Merton Freeman was there too. You know what? He was a very fucking nice dude. Very nice, man. He was saying he loved the movie and he was good at hanging out with us and all that shit. Martin Freeman, very good actor. Very good, man. Holy fuck, he's a good actor. He was very nice.

Glad he made it. Rick Nielsen from Cheap Trick made it. Yeah, he was there. He was there. It was a fantastic night. So then... we got on the fucking airplane, London to Hollywood. I had a middle seat. Oh my god, poor fuckers that were on each side of you. I don't like the middle seat.

Well, nobody wants to sit around you, let me tell you. Randy, you smelled like a fucking Coagulated not a shower You smelled like a fucking mixture of fucking I didn't know where we're at shower Showers are different over there garbage. They don't work to say they've got the shit Do you see streaming out of garbage trucks that just picked up a dumpster? do you behind some stinky old smell like that you smelled like armpits and nuts and fucking liquor. Oh, I smelled like liquor. I drank a lot of liquor. Old clotted fucking coagulated fucking...

Just dead frogs, man. Yeah, it's chugging. It smells like dead frogs. It's weird, I know what dead frogs smell like. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, that's what you smell like dead frogs. It smells like dead frogs. It's weird, I know what dead frogs smell like. Oh, that's weird. Yeah, that's what you smell like, Randy. Remember the frogs you'd see flattened on the street and they're just like now, just like,

I don't smell like dead frogs. Remember Ricky used to pick them up and smell them? That's what you smell like, dude. Dead frogs, that's it, that's it. So we made to Hollywood. Yeah, it was very nice there, man. The temperature. Yes, I like the nice there, man. The temperature. Yes, I like the temperature there.

But the time change. You're going for what, plus five hours to like minus four? Yeah, plus four to minus four. Ricky couldn't understand that. Total of eight. Ricky thought he traveled through time and could get lotto numbers. And now thinks his brain has broken.

He was trying to, he thought if he got the lotto numbers from before, he was gonna win. Yeah. Because he went back in time. Which was fucked. He was all mad. But we had a beautiful hotel with the big pool. Mm-hmm.

And went to the Hollywood premiere. Now that was pretty fucking cool. Yeah. That was pretty cool. We had a red carpet and first person there on the red carpet, Matt Groening, creator of The Fucking Simpsons. Yeah. He did an interview.

Yes, he did an interview. Here, show us fucking interview. Watch this shit. Throw that up. That's unbelievable. Matt, hey, congratulations. You know, this is a premiere for Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties. How does it feel for being tonight?

Oh my God, I am so happy to see Bubbles in real life. It's just amazing. I mean, the glasses are thicker than they look on TV. I'm amazed that he's not like a character on your show. He might as well be, yes. The trailer park boys are kill me. I've been following them forever and their opening theme is the only theme, other than the Sopranos, that I don't ever skip. I just watch it all the way through.

I love it. What about the Trailer Park Boys humor that really resonates with you? Well I like it specifically, technically, because it's not just set up punch line, set up punch line. They're all over the map. There's a looseness to it that just cracks me up. And it seems like not only are they surprising the audience, but they're surprising themselves. And that's hilarious.

Well, one more thing before I let you go. Is that the secret to longevity in this business is just to be all over the place for humor? Well, I do think that it's about surprising yourself. You try to surprise the audience, but most of all, you have to surprise yourself. It's not about what you think other people will laugh at. It's about what you think is funny.

So how do you surprise yourself? Well, I work with a lot of really talented collaborators, brilliant actors, writers, animators, musicians, and they do the hard work. I just laugh at their jokes. I, you sell yourself short, everybody admires your work too, so. Well, I, you know, I drew them the first time,

and thank God they're animators that actually know how to draw them well. Well said, well, more years and more decades to go, so let's do this. Yes, yes, and more trailer park boys. Like, how fucked up is that? That guy's like, you know how much money that guy has? All of it.

So he's got most of the money in the world, I think. He's... he, I mean... Why can't we become... he likes us, he considers us friends. Why can't we get a little bit of his money? Well, he doesn't just hand out money, because he's got a bunch of it. He doesn't give it away. If I had as much money as he does, I'd be giving him money.

No, you wouldn't. I fucking, you're damn right I would, man. Julian. Here, help out your family. Put a new roof on the trailer. Oh yeah, I'm sure you would. Sure you would. You're just like Robin Hood.

If we knew a businessman that could do a business, deal with him, because he has a lot of money. Well, that's what I'm talking about, because I've been trying to think of some things we could do. You're like the muscular Robin Hood. I'll take it, man. Just give it my way. I just want to give it my way.

But Matt Groening, like him saying that stuff, you know, he loves us and loves the show, that's pretty fucking cool. That's pretty cool. Right there. And then Tom Arnold was there. Yeah. Our old buddy Tom. I like Tom.

Yeah. He's fantastic. One of the nicest fellas you old buddy Tom. I like Tom. Yeah. He's fantastic. One of the nicest fellas you'll ever meet. Lots of energy. Lots of stories. Yeah. He's got some fucked up stories, man. He's got some great stories.

Yeah. I got a question about cartoons. Do you think that Bugs Bunny is bigger than the Simpsons? What? What the fuck are you? Cause like Bugs Bunny, everybody knows Bugs Bunny. Yeah, but Bugs Bunny was way back in the day where they were getting paid shit all, man. The Simpsons, they're making fucking cake.

They're making lots of money. Who do you think's more famous today? Bugs Bunny or fucking Homer Simpson? Probably, well a lot of people are dead, so... They don't die, they're cartiers. They're fucking cartiers. No, people that would have known, because Bugs Bunny's old.

Bugs Bunny's an old bastard. People still are down with Bugs Bunny, but he's not bringing in the money that... Bugs Bunny's not... ...Simpsons is... He's not Homer Simpson. No, man. Not even close. No. And then who...

Oh, and then Duff rolled in. Duff and his wife, who were the nicest people in the fucking world. Yeah. Duff's handsome. I got a picture with Duff. Oh, Duff and his wife were the nicest people in the fucking world. Yeah. Duff's handsome. I got a picture. I got a picture with Duff. Duff is a... Oh, beautiful. I think he likes me. I do.

He doesn't fucking like you, man. He's just nice. He's a nice guy. No, he gave me a big hug. I've seen the pictures of you and Duff, Randy, and he looks like he's staring into the camera like, get this fuck guy away from me. Anyway, Duff, talented, and he looks like he's staring into the camera like, get this fuck guy away from me. Anyway, Duff, talented man too. Very talented, I mean, Waylon knows all of his baselines.

Do you? Yeah. And he can vouch for how good they are. He's a legend. He's a fucking, he wrote some fucking legendary folk baselines. All right, I got a good story from when we were there because you guys went in and watched the movie, right?

Yeah. Ricky and I dickhead over here went with Billy Bob. There's like the shitty, there's no bars in this place where this theater was, which was stupid. You should have had it somewhere else. Anyway, so we look across the street and there was this Indian restaurant there, you know, a bit of a hole in the fucking wall. So we go in, we're like, okay, it smells kind of funky

because I don't like curry, but they had liquor, man. But the problem, they only sold vodka, tequila, and gin. All of my fucking hate and beer. Hate all of them. But because I was with Billy Bob, I tried a fucking vodka cran. And guess what? Why?

Him and I drank about 10 of them. Oh. I thought we were going in for one. We ended up drinking probably about 10. I had vodka soda. You had vodka soda? He had vodka soda. He had a little lime in there.

The fuck, what was that cranberry juice? It looked like tomato juice, man. You should have had a vodka soda. Oh, it was real cranberry juice. It was horrible, man. It was horrible. You ate it so much you drank 10. Yeah. After the first one, I was like, okay, the stories kept going.

I can choke them down. I can choke them down. Good stories, man. You can sit around, drink all day. The big problem in LA was that the security told me I had to wear a shirt. Yeah, that was fucked. I told them I'm allergic to shirts. You know what, I even stuck up for you, my friend. But Randy, do you know where we were? In LA. Yeah, but You know what? I even stuck up for you, my friend. But Randy, do you know where we were?

In LA. Yeah, but you know what the building was? It was the Directors Guild of America's fucking private screening theater. Oh, is that why? That's where they're all fucking uppity and uppity, you know? They're not uppity, but they're uppity men.

Steven Spielberg. They told me to put that down. They tell them to put on a shirt. I went to seven premieres of the Magic Mike movie What at that same theater none of those guys had shirts on like really no Well, no, I it's cuz I like why were you at the Magic Mike? Yeah, what's going on? No, no, I like were you in that movie? I like choreography. Do you like did you see I like dance? I learned things like that. I don't it's not about about guys with no shirts on. It's about how they dance. I like choreography.

You are a good dancer. I like dancing too. I like dancing. But Randy, that theater, that's like Steven Spielberg and Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino, they use that. They're not used to fucking people stinking with no shirt on.

So it's like royalty of all fucking places in America. And the premiere of Wicket was at the theater next to us. Can you imagine if somebody from Wicket, one of the big executives, walked out and saw that fucking gremlin walking around? Well, Ricky walked into Wicket with a joint going and a drink going. Yeah, see, me not having a shirt. But the Indian place that we went to for drinks, they let me in. They were nice, very nice.

I know somebody at that theater called you a shit gremlin. I don't know why they said it or what they meant, but that was the name going around the theater. Gremlin's movie scared me, actually. Those are real mean little creatures. You don't get any water on them, right? They're fucking, it's nothing. Forget about it, man.

All right, so what else happened, bubs? How'd this feel? Oh, I got a fucking, did you see the fucking suit I was wearing that night? My bolero? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look like one of those mariachis, is that what they call them?

Yeah, I look better than that. I don't know, man. You look like that guy from Ricky Rodriguez, is that his name? Ricky Rodriguez? What's his name, man? Richard, what the fucking guy? Richard Ramirez?

I don't know, man. That's the Night Stalker, isn't it? Yeah. That movie, El Mariachi, El Mariachi. The boys, you look just like one of those. Zorro? Not just El Mariachi, man. It's like boys, you look just like one of those. Zorro? Not just El Mariachi, man. It's like it said as a Z does a B with a sword.

Boys, you guys have never seen that fucking movie? Yeah, El Mariachi. Yeah. But he's in it, the singer, dude. Donny Osmond. Enrique Englese. He's an Enrique Englese. Whatever his name is.

He does pottery. No, no, what's his name? He Engles inglese. He's an inglese. Whatever his name is. He does pottery. No, no, what's his name? He's an inglese. It's pottery. It's not Humperdink. Engelbert Humperdink was not in Al Marriottchi. No, no, no.

That's a funny name. It's a movie. He's got dink in his name. You want... Who directed Dust of Dawn? Was it Rodriguez? Yes. No, that was...

That movie scared me. That was. Him and Tarantino, that's the guy I'm talking about. He did Al Mariachi. The guy that was banging that hot tennis player was in and he's a singer. His dad's famous. Bjorn Borg.

John McEnroe. I gotta look it up. So I forget why we were talking about this now, but yeah. Oh, my suit, fucking fucking show that fucking suit. Jesus, I look sharp. Throw it up there where I'm looking for this. I look fucking, look at that suit. I look sharp.

Everybody told me to. Everybody. Are we forgetting anybody that was there, boys? You know, there was a bunch of... Charlie Lightning, our director, got right out of her that night too, you know? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. As he does.

Okay, Robert Rodriguez. Robert Rodriguez. And that's the Al Mariachi, man. That's the fucking movie. I'll tell you who the fuck was in it. I look cooler than... Is that, what's one of those cars that looks like the truck?

El Camino. El Camino. Okay. I had nothing to do with it, shut up. So then we did, we conquered Hollywood. We did, and then what happened? And then we flew back to have the big premiere at the Dartmouth Crossing Cineplex.

Yeah. I was the one. I'm coming. That was my favorite of all the men. Just down the street. We'd go to was the one. That was my favourite of all of them. Just down the street. Just to go to all the movies. So we got a high, we got some fucking clips of that. Oh, did you see the interview or the story they put on the CTV?

No. Ooh, CTV? Watch this, watch this. Fuck up then. It's time for the scene. We're with Katie Kelly on this Monday night. And what is it with you and red carpets? I know.

Hitting them all lately. So much fun. And this one was for an advanced screening of a new movie starring Julie and Ricky, Bubbles and Friends. I only got eyes for you. Baby, you know it's true. My corny years, my glorious. Don't look at you. after premieres in London and L.A. the trailer park boys came home to host the Canadian debut

of their new movie standing on the shoulders of kiddies the bubbles and rockers story we had to have one here there was no way we weren't having, you know, they said, well, you gotta go to London and Hollywood and all these places. But we had to have one in Dartmouth, you know. So here we are, Dartmouth Crossing Centerplatz. This is where I come to watch all my movies. Not my movies, but you know, the movies. It's nice because it's such a, it's sort of like a homecoming gig, isn't it?

Do you know what I mean? And you can feel it walking in with the people and there's a real buzz. It's amazing, I mean it started here and just the fans here compared to the rest of the world have been so supportive for over 20 years now. It was a star-studded red carpet event with both local and Hollywood celebs in attendance. They told me it's up over 300 tonight we're gonna have in the theater, that's unbelievable. Kids are gonna have a good time.

I hope it makes them laugh, and I hope they leave the theater feeling better than when they walked in, you know? It's about kiddies, it's about music, and it's about family, that's really what it's about. The movie follows Bubbles and his band from Nova Scotia, who secure a European tour, opening for Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters. Billy Bob is my new drinking buddy.

He's one of the coolest guys, very gracious dude. I was pretty happy he came on board and was part of this movie. Best guy ever. Just one of the familiar faces featured in the movie. Ronnie Wood, yeah, he's another delightful human being. Love that guy. He's good. And Martin Freeman was in it. Randy joins in on the adventure as the band's roadie. I had so much fun. We got to go around the world.

We were like over in Europe, in Prague, in Amsterdam, in Germany, in England, up in Scotland. And it was just unbelievable. The boys even got to spend time at the legendary Abbey Road Studios. It was weird. I felt like we were definitely not worthy to be in here compared to the rest of the people in the history of Abbey Road. Yeah, I enjoyed every second. It was really, really cool. Describe the movie for me in one word. Love. Heartful. If you could just describe the movie in one word, what word would you pick?

Love? I think love, actually. Because that's, you know, the kiddies need love. Ricky and Julian and me and Randy, there's love there. And yeah, love, that's definitely the word. Don't you fret, there's only good eyes for you. And I agree, love is the word because I loved the movie Todd. It's so good and half of it was filmed here in Nova Scotia. Lots of familiar faces, even some local musicians.

So, so cool. See that? Katie Kelly. She did that story. She's, I think she's the best reporter that we've dealt with. I think I look pretty good. You didn't look actually too bad, Randy. It looks just like he did right, does now, man.

No, but he looked a little more alert and he, you know, he didn't turn sideways as much. When he's straight on, you know, you can convince yourself that you should do what Paul Stanley does. Who's he? From Kiss. Do you know who Paul Stanley is?

I like those boots they wear. Didn't you meet Paul Stanley? I did. I did. I met Kiss and I was about five feet away, and I was like, holy shit, Paul Stanley's got abs. And this is like, this is when they're old. Yeah, this is recently, and I thought, how does he have abs, because he's gotta be,

I mean, he's in his 60s, 70s, right? He's got abs, and all of a sudden, we lock eyes. No, I quit with this. Who's this? Paul Stanley from Kiss. So I get up close. Who is this? No, no, this is wrong.

And I look, he's got abs. And I'm thinking, how does he have abs? He's in his 70s, right? But then I got closer, and I realized he shaved his hair on his stomach. He shaved abs and he's got hair. He shaved them like that, and it looks so good. That's a great idea.

If you just start like this. Yeah, do it. You should do it, man. We should shave some abs into your body. I'm telling you right now. He fucking wrecked his shit. And it would look like he has abs. yeah, do it. You should do it, man. We should shave some abs into your body. I'm telling you right now. He fucking wrecked his shit. And it would look like you have abs. Well, maybe not.

It would look amazing, Randy. Like nobody would know. Hit the beach, you'd be like, what? Nobody would be able to tell. I don't know, I like my hair though. Because you know what? The big ass bodybuilders, they had the abs come way out because it's so muscular.

It would look like that. Yeah. You still have hair. You just shaved little lines and you still have the rest of the hair. It looks like a shadow. Maybe I could get some mascara and just do that. No, you gotta shave it. You gotta commit to it.

If you want abs, you gotta commit. Get mascara. What kind of a fucking mess do you think would be if you had mascara on? So anyway, back to the fucking Dartmouth Crossing premiere. Who else fucking rolled in from Hollywood that blew everybody's mind? Well, Kermin Vandenberg came in from Bones UK. She's cool as fuck. She's in a band called Bones UK.

She's cool as fuck. One of the best guitar players I've ever witnessed. Yeah, she's cool. And who was she dating? Rodriguez. Michelle. There's a lot of Rodriguez names flying around today. Michelle Rodriguez.

A lot of talented Rodriguez's. She was at our premiere. Wow, you know what? I didn't even meet her. I did. I got a picture. Oh, I did. I hung out. We had an after-party. I did. I got a picture. Oh, I did. I hung out.

We had an after party. They brought us up to a- She's in the Fast and Furious, right? Yes. See, I fucked up. I wanted to meet her, man. Talk about cars. So she came in because her and Carmen are together.

So she came to Halepacks here, Dartmouth, and came to the premiere, had a great night. And then they brought us up to the Swearin' That place there for the big after party, and they came, and we had a fuckin' jam-ola. Sounded good, too. Nice. Had a jam, Kerm and get up, played the guitar,

fuckin' Michelle was singin'. Nice. It's unbelievable you weren't there. I missed it. Cause you had the shits. Well, I'm tellin' ya, it was that Indian food. That wasn't, it wasn't there. I missed it. Cause you had the shits. Well, I'm telling you, it was that Indian food. That wasn't, it wasn't good for me, man. Indian food and vodka.

Not good. Fuck Julian out. In real cranberry juice, don't ever drink all three of those things. Maybe it was prune juice. You know what? That was awful dirt. It was cranberry.

I'm telling you, it did not taste like any kind of fruit I've ever had, man. Like cranberries, not a, anyway. Like, cranberries? What? Anyway, on that note... A vodka prune drink will give you the shit, I promise. Okay, on that note, you just kind of hit a chord. I got to take off. You're done?

I'm done. We're done. This is done. All right, everybody, thank you very much. We love you. But listen, December 6th, let's just be clear. Put a big thing up. Please wrap it up.

I gotta go. You round up all your folks. Go to the theater December 6th. Get right out of here. We'll see you guys there. Yeah. Standing on the shoulders of kiddies. Cheers.

Cheers everybody. Cheers. Alright press cut on that. Get the fuck out of here. To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app.