Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Jail Spice

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

Hello darkness, my old friend... the Boys are back in jail again! Find out what the f**k Ricky and Julian did to get there, and which dumb cops arrested them. They also delve into the greasy world of rubber babies, cheese chasing, and phone booth boxing. Also: Here's the news - and a baby!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. What do you think we should do? These are good, man. I know, what we should do, we should find out which ones are selling the best in here. Okay. And then we take that one, we'll have a weekly sale, but every other day of the week we jack the prices up a bit.

It's nice having our chips in here, man. Well, it's nice having the same overhead, but, you know, with the increased price in here, that means the profit margins are a little bit better. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. So when that's... We'll end up making more money, man. Smart.

Way more money. I'm actually glad we came to jail. Hmm? I'm kind of glad we came to jail. Well... Well... We could be doing worse right now. Bubs!

Boys! Hey, man. What's up, buddy? What the fuck happened? What do you mean, what happened? We don't really totally remember. They let me... I was over and waiting in the trailer for you. You didn't even tell me you were in jail.

You didn't? No. I've been busy. I've been busy. Yeah, we could have... We've been selling chips. I was in your trailer, Ricky, waiting to do this. How's everything going there? Well, it's fine. Cool.

I saw you yesterday, didn't I? It was yesterday or the day before. I don't even know. The days are kind of bleeding together. It's a blip blurry. It's a bit blurry. Blip, blip, blurry. Man, you're still drunk.

I'm big. I have a good buzz on. Oh, man. But I don't know if it's the edibles, but... We got pretty messed up. What he's got now Then we went to the grocery store. I Was gonna pick up some stuff for him. We're gonna have a crazy barbecue keep the drinking going And there may or may not have been these no, I wouldn't call them kids. They were probably early 20s

May or may not have been mouthing off. Oh my Jesus couple of them may or may not have been mouthing off. Oh, my Jesus. A couple of them may or may not have got punched in the face. No one really knows. Well, you did fucking smash in there with your cart and called them little fuckers and told them, get the fuck out of your way. That was the big problem. Being disrespectful, and someone needed to tell them. This day, you know, these days, kids, they need to get punched in the face,

but you're not allowed to do it. It was a bunch of the... They had their jacked, like, football jackets on. There was those kind of guys. So you got in a fight with a bunch of teammates? Basically, yeah. Allegedly. He did.

Well, why was Ronnie saying the cops got involved? Well, fucking George Green and his little buddies showed up. Allegedly. And, you know, some things may or may not have allegedly happened to the police, but no one knows. Did he punch a cop? Because Ronnie told me he might have did that. He did, but it was kind of one of these things, like a slingshot,

when you're like, he's back like that, I'm trying to hold him, and then the grip lets go, and the punch was thrown. He didn't mean to hit him. Well, he kind of did mean to hit him, but he shouldn't have hit him. I should have been able to hold him back. So I leave you guys for a few hours, and you get drunk and get in a fight with a bunch of teenagers, and then...

They weren't teenagers. They weren't teenagers. They were like university people. They were dicks. Football players. Dad, you know how old football players are in University of Julian? Teenagers.

I can guarantee you, the next time they go in a grocery store or mall, they're going to be a lot more respectful. So you're in here, how long are you in here? Ronnie didn't know. Probably not that long. I don't know, a few weeks. You punched a police officer. They punched us first.

Doesn't matter, Ricky. And I was just trying to de-escalate the situation. Do you know what that means? I do. I was trying to get the tone, like, everything, I don't know. You were trying to escalate it. He was trying to not escalate. Well, then Ted came in, and he was being a dick,

and then he kind of went at him when George was going at him. This is a little fucking billy club. I put Ted in the rear naked joke, choked. Tried to... I wasn't trying to choke him out. I was just trying to fucking refrain him. Perfect. You were naked?

No, no, no. I was trying to, like... Refrain was just trying to fucking refrain him. Perfect. You were naked? No, no, no. I was trying to like... Refrain him? Well, no, no. Restrain him? Restrain him, I mean. So, when that happened...

I don't remember you being naked. And then we ended up in here. But I wasn't naked, man. Well, that's excellent news to wake up to, that you got in a fight with a bunch of young people and then beat up some police officers. Some people say it was assault or whatever, but normally we'll just say it's education. Ricky, do you know what the thing Ted and George wear

on their chest is? They had a body cam on, that was the problem. Yeah. But Ted didn't, George did. I think we're fine. You guys are the worst. We taught some kids valuable lesson. You know what, the problem with these edibles you got, they totally make you fucked in the

head. You don't think right, man. They make you, you're basically way, you're dumb. Like really dumb when you're on them. I've had the time of my life. And it's not just you. You're enjoying it in here, are you right? Everybody gets dumb on them.

They've never been in here with their own chips before. So they let us use this, do they? They did. Things are going... These are selling like fucking crazy. We're going to have some specials. You're already running a business in here. You've been in here for 24 hours.

The profit margin is in here, man. It's unbelievable. People love these things. Unbelievable. So now I got to come to fucking jail for the next few weeks. Once a week. To do this. At least once. Jesus Christ. Maybe four. Unbelievable. So now I gotta come to fucking jail for the next few weeks. Once a week. To do this.

At least once. Jesus, Murphy. Maybe four weeks. Unbelievable. Six at the most. Six weeks? No more than five. No less than four.

I might phone in. I could be out tomorrow. You never know. You never know how these things go. Well, you do, Ricky. You do know how they go. You don't get one day for assaulting a police officer. It wasn't technically assault. A punch. An argument.

A slingshot punch, you call it. You know what it's like dealing with George? You forget he's a cop sometimes. He's just a dick. You know what it's like. Okay, well, that's great. Great news. The best friends are in jail for four to six weeks.

Yeah, speaking of news, see how I did that? Yeah, that was a good segue. It's called a segue. That was awesome, man. Fuck, now he's laughing his head off. There's no way I could do that right now, what you just did. There's no fucking way. Well, you could refrain him. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. right now. What you just did. It's no fucking way. It was uh, well you could refrain them

Exactly. That's what that's what I'm saying. This shit fucks you man on who? Restraint guys are so fucked big this now You're back on the jail hash Well, yeah, and then Bob's forget about it. I think Ronnie's drunk at the front desk by the way No, he's definitely so much fucking potato vodka going around here. It's insane. It's wicked. I could smell it as soon as I walked in. I thought maybe it was wafting out of here, but I think it's Ronnie.

Oh, Ronnie's wasted, man. Good drugs going around, too. It's not like last time. It's not too bad in here right now. Oh, I'm so happy for you. Making some money, getting a buzz on. So happy for you that you got good drugs and lots of liquor in jail. Thanks, buddy, me too. CBS 6 News in Albany.

There was a woman on there recently, Olivia Jaquith maybe? I probably fucked this. Penostidiation. I don't know, I can't help you man. I'm telling you. You're glitching right out. See? Penance to the A-sh-i-tion. Penance to the A-sh-i-tion. I don't, I can't help you, man. I'm telling you. You're glitching right out. It fucking gives you the glitches, man.

You're glitching hard. Well, this is real breaking news. Okay, breaking news. Yeah, her water broke on the news, the anchor. Oh. And she did a three hour fucking show with a broken water. Really?

Three hours. What the fuck was she doing? I thought once it breaks you're supposed to rush to the hospital, aren't you? Yeah, she's like, no, I don't really want to sit at the hospital. Let's finish this fucker. Jesus, that doesn't sound healthy. When did the baby come out? Not on the news.

No, fuck no. But she made it through the three hours. Well, it must have had like a little foot or something hanging out after three hours, doesn't it? I don't know how it all works. But she's doing it. No, it doesn't just flop half out. No, she was having those contractionations. Contractions.

Contractions. OK. All right. You think there's just an arm hanging out for a while? Three hours, man. Once it starts, there's no stopping it. It's not like I'll feel the air for a bit and then pull my arm back in. No, it wants out.

Does the arm come out first? I didn't think. Was it her first kid? I don't fucking know. The head comes out first on all the movies. I know, but sometimes it gets all fucked up. I've seen them come out sideways. You've seen that, have you, Ricky?

Where? Oh, man. No, you haven't. In your mind. Ah, fuck. Anyway, that's pretty wild. Yeah. The woman beside was like,

you sure you shouldn't go to the hospital? She's like, no, I'm good. She's had, you know what? If you have a bunch of kids, you know what's going on. You know what I mean? First time, couldn't have been her first baby. No, she's probably not. You're probably right.

No way, man. But she was actually on the air, she said, well, I've got some breaking news. My water just broke. Whoa. Wow, she's also coming with the jokes. Oh yeah, she's good. She's coming with the jokes.

What about the cameraman? Did they like move the camera down to catch it? I doubt it. She's probably a news anchor. She's sitting in a bed. That would have went viral. I didn't see any water break. Is it really water when they say water broke?

It's fluid, man. It's like, you know, baby juice. Baby juice? It's the juice that keeps the baby. Would it be drinkable? Baby juice. No, Ricky. It's probably full of vitamins and shit, wouldn't it be?

I would think so, but it's just your, you know, Baby juice. No, Ricky. I was probably full of vitamins and shit, wouldn't it be? I would think so It's but it's just your you know, baby. You're probably drinking. You're starting to feel great, man I'm sure there's people that drink it because it is probably full of you know Stem cells and nutrients and whatnot. It'd be a tough product to Source. You're not gonna source a salad. All. If we could, what would we name this product? What would be catching? Baby juice. Yeah.

Baby juice. I don't know, man. What would you call it? Baby juice. I don't know. Womb wine. Womb wine. Womb wine. So we add booze to it, maybe. Some l wine. Womb wine.

So we add booze to it, maybe. So, I'll see. You don't want to add. And then you get your vitamins and nutrients and you're getting wasted. Womb wine. Not moon wine. Womb wine. Yes, you womb wine. Boys, I can't do this today.

You're right out of it. Yes, I am. do this today. You're a fan. Right out of her. Yes, I am. Happy, though. How would you pronounce this word? Don't ask me, man. I can't see. G-L-O-U-C-E-S-T-E-R. Is it G-L-O-U-C-E-S-T-E-R?

Gloucestershire? Gloucester. Gloucestershire. Gloucestershire. Have you heard about the famous cheese wheel race? They make a mean cheese over there. Yeah, double Gloucestershire. Gloucestershire. Have you heard about the famous cheese wheel race? They make a mean cheese over there. Yeah, double Gloucester? Yeah, double Gloucester.

Gloucester, I think. Gloucester? I think I've had it. It's fucking good. Anyway, once a year they do this goddamn cheese race where they roll an eight pound cheese wheel of this double Gloucester. It's near a vertical drop, and people fucking tumble down and run after it. Oh, I saw it.

To win the fucking cheese. I saw some pony coming. To be the big cheese. One guy trips, and he starts going end over end. They're fucking nuts. A bunch of people got hurt this year because the ground was too hard. Why are they doing it?

What's the deal with it? Tradition. They win the fucking eight-pound cheese. After it's rolled down a fucking hill. Yep. Over like sheep shit. That cheese would be worth a few bucks. It's eight pounds, it would be a few hundred bucks, maybe a thousand bucks.

Tom Kopke of Germany, or no, Munich, different country altogether, is the winner this year. He won a prize. Very different country. Yeah. England and year. Very different country. England and Germany. Very different. Historically we're not good buddies. Are they buddies now? Who's England?

What? Who's England? What happened? Where's the first place? Munich. Oh, in Munich. I thought you said Gloucester, England. Oh no, yeah, there's that, but Tom Kopke is from Munich. Oh in Munich. I thought you said Gloucester, England. Oh no, yeah there's that but Tom Kopke is from Munich. Tom Cochran. Kopke. I wish it was Tom Cochran. It's hard to talk

to you guys. Oh good man. It's hard to follow your... They cancelled the official race back in 2010 because it was too fucking dangerous, but people were like, fuck you, we're still doing it. Oh, so it's a rogue. Yeah, buddy. Rogue cheese competition. I love a good rogue cheese competition. We should do it next year. It's dangerous. We should have a different type of race.

What is it? Oh, maybe a liquor barrel. Yeah, I was gonna say a drinking race. Roll a swish barrel down the hill. People chase that. You know what, I got gonna say a drinking race. Roll a swish barrel down now Chase that You know what? I got a weird story here. I think you'd like man. This one just popped up I was like this is for you bubs. Okay. All right. Would you ever go like Paragliding oh my god. I saw this I would yeah. All right Maybe you might maybe you won't now man

Cuz this paraglider nearly freezes to death. This guy in China? After being sucked up 28,000 fucking feet into the clouds. How many feet? 28,000 feet. It's minus 40. Oh, this paraglider. He almost died.

He couldn't breathe. Oh, a paraglider. Yeah, man. He was fucked. It just sucked him right up, man. It was a certain kind of fucking cloud. This cloud came behind him and just pushed him up and up and up He couldn't get the nose down. No, no, man But you want to see a picture of him? I mean I could have got out of that

I would have pulled a Neil Armstrong you imagine that was you Buddy's cold He can hardly fucking breathe man man. He's very chilly. He's fucking, he's not having a good time right there. He's very chilly. I would have got out of, there's no way I would have got sucked up 28,000 feet. Bob, this guy's fucking professional. He does it for a living. Well, he's not very good. He should have fucking went into a slip maneuver, rolled it over on, he should have went fucking inverted. You know what? This reminds me of you fucking talking to Commander Chris Hadfield and trying to tell him

a few things about the base. You're telling me Neil Armstrong couldn't have got out of that fucking situation? All right. I would have went inverted, let myself drop like a rock straight down, you know, down to about 7,000 feet. And I would have started recovery maneuvers.

Definitely eating into our profits here, aren't we? It's okay, man, we're doing good. All right, I'm trying to get a bit of a resume with this guy, his life, and he's just a fucking idiot. That's right. Fuck him. Yeah, you probably could've did this, man. I could've got out of that.

There's no way I would just go, oh, I'm still going up. Holy fuck, I'm at 20,000 feet. I better get out of this. Oh, now I'm at 30,000. Not a fucking chance, baby. All right, the guy who did it, his name was Lou Gee. Lou Gee, you fucked up. Like, what is wrong with you, man?

Big time, Lou Gee. You're lucky to be alive. Lucky you didn't kill somebody, man. Should have went and burried it. You guys seen these fucking dolls? Called Reborn dolls? No, are they fuck dolls? They don't sound good.

No, they're little babies. What? Reborn? They look so real that all these influencers or shit are like faking childbirths and taking them to the hospital. All right, faking childbirths, and taking them to the hospital. All right, faking childbirths. So were people, like how big are these babies? Like fucking freshies.

So they're putting the baby back in and faking it? No. Is that what you're saying, Angelique? I don't think so. I don't think they're going back in. I gotta Google this. Probably under a sheet. Look these fucking things up.

All right, what's the name of these fucking stupid things? Re, what? Reborn dolls. Reborn. I don't think he meant, I think he meant they're just behind a sheet and they lifted up, shaking it. Look at the size. People are fucked, Bob. They're taking them for strolls and malls and fucking... Okay. They're washing the fucking things.

I hate these fucking things. Now they've got to come up with legislation because people are wasting the healthcare system, wasting the time taking these fucking big babies in to get looked at. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hate these fucking things. Now they've got to come up with legislation, because people are wasting their healthcare system, wasting their time taking these fucking fake babies and getting looked at. Jeez.

First off, I do have it here. I've got to see how much these things are fucking worth. They're anywhere from 125 bucks to 1800 bucks. Yeah, you're right, they are, man. All right, that part of it's cool. Did you see them? The dolls themselves are fucked. They look pretty real

Yeah, this is why you fuck what? Why does anybody want one of those? That's fucking yeah, man No, this is fucked. There could be weirdos out there turning. Yeah, okay fucking things. Look at that That looks like a fucking baby. Let me see this. I don't know man. It's creepy They shouldn't be allowed to sell those to people. No. Like that's, that's kinda weird. I thought it was a little weird. Well people could be doing weirdo things to them too. I'm sure they are, but why would you want one anyway?

There's weirdos out there. Who wants to fucking buy a rubber baby? Alright, let's not talk about the fucking weirdos man. If you're buying a rubber baby for 1800 bucks, you gotta fuckin' scroll loose. Alright, you know what? Unless you're buying it as a prop for a movie or something, but if you're just buying one to hang out with it, you're fucked in the head. Yeah, man. This is weird.

Don't like it. It's fucking weird, man. And it's 40% off. People are now starting to figure out that this is fucking weird. All right, don't buy them. Weirdo dolls, don't buy them. This is South America that's fucking huge, I guess,

in Sao Paulo and... What is? Reborn babies? Reborn dolls, that's where the hospitals are having problems because people are bringing them in to get checked out. Checked out? Yeah, their babies are sick.

Oh my fuck, are you kidding me? They're going in and putting the stethoscope on them all. He doesn't have a heart. Oh my fuck, are you kidding me? Oh, he doesn't have a heart attack. Oh fuck, he's made out of fucking latex. The batteries are dead. The battery operator, the battery. Oh, did you know he's made of silicone, man? He's not alive. You fucking whack job, get back in your car. Steve, I like this side of you.

I'm keeping your rubber baby, you don't get to keep it. You're a weirdo. See, that's sort of what happened to us at the fucking grocery store. No, Ricky. Yes, it did kinda happen. It was something like that. There was a rubber baby involved. No, there wasn't a rubber baby.

It was just a bunch of fucking weirdos. Baby carrots, maybe. Yeah, those are weird. They sell those, baby carrots. Baby carrots. You see that fucking dude in Norway, big car wheel ship, got loose and grounded. Went to ground, went in his backyard.

Jesus. He slept through the whole fucking thing. His neighbor had to come wake him up and say, bud, see the ship in your yard? He's like, what? Fucking bitches are insane. Like it's right in his backyard. Like a big...

Cargo ship fucking... Like 135 meters long. Oh, like one that has the big containers on it. A container ship. Holy fuck, all the free stuff he could have claimed. It's in my yard, I get that.

How do you sleep through that? That big container full of iPhones is mine now. He's talking like he didn't hear it. You didn't fucking feel it? Imagine the grind and fucking horror shit happening there. Oh yeah, you would think that would shake your house. Fucking Facebook, man. There's a video, but it's on Facebook.

I don't know fucking Facebook. Of what, the cargo ship? Yes. Oh, this should be pictures. There's probably tons of pictures. All right, all right, all right all right all right Okay, yeah, man. We've something in his backyard. Why is big cocks calm in your history not in their bubbles Okay here we go, I'll be right with you Yeah, that's a fuck up Oh, fuck. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, that's a fuck up. Audrey, you built your back door and this is what you fucking see. It's right there, man. He slept through it. Was he drunk, you said? Well, despite the size of it... Was he drunk, you said? Didn't know how he'd hear it to come ashore, and instead he had to be woken up by a neighbour. Yeah, he was wasted.

He may have been drunk. He was wasted. You know what? Never thought about it. That's exactly what happened. He was passed out for sure. Fucked for sure. All right. Or he was in there laying pipe. No. He's trying to get, like, a good picture here

so everybody can see how fucked up... Since somebody was knocking on his door, it was late at night, he didn't want to answer, he just wanted to go back to sleep, he was so tired. He was wasted. They kept knocking, he's like, fuck! Fuck off. Got up, he's like, what the fuck do you want?

You know they can just put a picture of it up on the screen, hey, without you doing all this? Oh yeah, I, yeah, but I'm, thanks man. It'd probably be a lot faster. Here, watch this, and the picture goes up. You know what it was? And we're back. It was a challenge. I was challenging myself here, man.

You failed, too. Failing. No, I did not fail. Failing at it, the challenge, is what you were doing. This was my favorite headline of last night. Why? Woman living with seven-year infection from exes foul fart. Jesus, you were offy.

What was it again? Seven years she was infected from a dirty fart. So she inhaled his shit fumes. Shit particles, yes. And got a fucking shit particles lodged in her lungs. So what happened? Well, they were, she got into bed, and then as he was getting into bed, she said he wasn't quite on purpose, but he was naked, she was naked, and he sort of turned and frittered

right in her face. And she said it was the most horrific thing she's ever smelled in her entire life. He did it on purpose. He did that on purpose, man. He's sick. They kind of broke up over it. Oh, really? No, I did.

I hope so. So what happened? She couldn't get rid of this fucking nasal infection, so she finally went in to get tested and found all this E. coli bacteria in her nose. Oh, he fucked it. From shit particles. And that's what it comes from, shit. He shit-fired it.

E. coli particles right up her nostrils. She should have punched him in the head. Yeah, he should. Somebody should. He deserves one now. He should get a big log of shit put on his face. If he's saying that wasn't, he didn't do that on purpose, he's fucking lying. He's just a gross fuck.

He should be sort of restrained and then they just lay a big log on his face and leave it there for a day. Yeah, let him get some affection in his face. That's some serious shitin' power. Or fartin' power. Jesus. Shit. there for a day. Yeah, let him get some affection in his eyes. That's some serious shitting power or farting power. Jesus. Shit. You'd have to hold your farts and you'd be giving people infections every day. He could bottle that up. It's a weird move. Yeah, that could be yeah. Sarin gas.

That's right, man. You could really you could take over a country with that shit. Next time somebody farts at me, surprise I didn't have an E. coli infection from that fucking Christopher Lloyd. You might have a Christopher Lloyd E. coli shit infection in your nose, Ricky. I do have PTSD now.

Like, do we thank everybody that came to see us? No. No, man. We us in Niagara? No. No, man. We were in Niagara last weekend. It was fucking crazy. Not that, a few days ago, wasn't it? Yeah, it was last weekend, I think. Yeah, last weekend.

But I've seen, like I just saw you guys two days ago. Yeah, we've been here for a day and a half. Thanks for everybody that came out to see us. Yes, thank you. Niagara Comic Con was great. It was fun, man. It was very fun. Yep.

We met all kinds of new friends, didn't we, Julian? Yeah, we have lots of friends. Yeah, you were very friendly. Especially with this. You know what? I had a great buzz on that the whole weekend. You were the friendliest I've seen you in a long time. It was a good mixture of edibles and the Julian drinks.

I had a lot of those cans of Julien's. Did you want to give a shout out to anybody? Who? Guys, why? You guys are so fucked. Anyway, there was a point to me saying that, but I don't remember what the fuck it was. So thanks. Oh, we were talking't remember what the fuck it was. So thanks.

Oh, we were talking about Christopher Lloyd's shit fumes. Oh yeah, my PTSD. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now when we go to those fucking things, I'm terrified to go in the bathroom. Really? Yeah. You got shit sprayed.

That was hands down one of the worst. You gotta change up your schedule so you don't have to do it when you're at things like that. I'm gonna have to request a private facility. Well, if he's in town, for sure. You've got shit particles in your nose that have traveled through time, Ricky. I might have to go get a test. Yeah.

You might have caught a disease from the 50s. Wow. I forgot that fuck that fucking time travel. You might have forgot a disease from Beth. Back in 1954. You guys are about to do some banging. Would you brush your teeth first? Depends.

Or after? Have you already sorta got into it or? After, maybe as well. No, it's just this woman, she caught her husband cheating through an electric toothbrush, an app, she had an app, right? And she could see, like go onto his toothbrush and see how many times.

And he says he's at work and she's at work, but then she's like, holy fuck, he's brushing his teeth at home right now. So Buddy was getting some dirty shit going, he'd brush his teeth afterwards or before, whenever, and he'd be like, no, I wasn't home, and he had no idea that his phone had an app. She hooked it up.

There's an app for a fucking toothbrush? To tell you it's good for your kids, you wanna keep your kids brushing their teeth three times a day or whatever. Yeah, that makes sense. So her husband didn't know it had an app, because he was just out there, you know, getting his fingers into things, if you know what I mean.

So she's like, I'm going to keep track of when you're eating ass. Yeah. Exactly. Brushing your teeth. So did he brush before or after? I don't know. It didn't matter.

Didn't matter. He was home. He was home brushing his teeth. Doesn't mean he's fucking someone. Nope, but that's when she hired a private investigator who was like, he is fucking somebody. With a toothbrush. Maybe with the toothbrush.

He's not going home to brush his teeth. Nope. He's doing a little gum work with some other sorts. He's going home to put that toothbrush to use. Yep. All right, you guys see these fucking real steel humanoid robot fighting championships? Yeah.

Isn't it crazy? Yes. No. It'd be fun if you're sitting there with a joystick controlling these guys. That's the best video game you can ever play. You talking about these robot fights? Yeah, man. I, that's cool.

I think it's stupid, but I think it's fun. It'd be fun. You know they had those like 20 years ago, right? No, these are different. Oh, man. These are. Oh, yeah? These are humanoids that you get.

Oh. Oh, yeah. Like MMA style. Nice. And they kick, and they throw punches, and push the motherfucker over. It's basically like playing Mortal Kombat, except you're controlling a robot.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah, there's been movies like this, but not like these things are fucking amazing. I don't know anything about this, though. It looks dumb, though. They got the banging dolls like that now, too.

Oh, here's a guy fucking, here's a guy fighting one. Yeah. I'm gonna see a human against a robot. Oh! Today, we're looking at something that's honestly blowing my mind. Imagine owning a robot that can do backflips. Oh, a guy's kicking him and everything! Whoa!

And even box with humans, all for less than the price of a compact car. The Unitry G1 is making waves in the robotics world. He flipped the fucking... And after you see what this machine can do, you'll understand why everyone's talking about it. Let's break down the five most jaw-dropping Unitry videos and dis... Fuck off. I showed you these things. They're fucking... They can do backflips and front flips.

I didn't know they were fighting each other in a boxing ring, man. That's pretty cool. Have you seen the new fight where they put two guys in a fucking phone booth? No. They're in a fucking phone booth. I've seen the ones in the car. In the car, yeah, over in Russia or something. No, this is in a red, like a London phone booth.

And they got fucking gloves on, and they just start throwing haymakers until somebody's on the fucking floor. In the phone booth. They got, like, plexiglass instead of the glass? Look it up. You're gonna... You're not gonna believe it. Just go phone booth boxin'.

You won't even believe it. Tough as fucking booth box him. You won't even believe it. Tough as fucking nails too. They're just drilling each other in the fucking jaw. So it's whoever can stay conscious long enough to throw one more punch. Did you hear about the pigeons that were on the Delta Airlines flight? I did.

That'd freak you the fuck out. It sure would. But I think the funniest thing about the story was the passenger that was reporting on the story. Guess what his name was. Tom. Bird. Caw. Tom Caw.

Pigeons don't do a caw, but still, it's still a bird sound. What caws? Crows? Crows. Wow, this is fucked up, boys. Is this it? Yeah. Phone booth boxin'? Got some volume here. I

Need you motherfuckers at zero range neither taking a step back. Okay It's gonna be blood that's what's gonna happen. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh fuck Oh, it's nasty. That didn't last long. No, the footage I saw was a camera inside the foam above them. Jesus Christ. And you just see them fucking throwing haymakers. They can't even wind up for a haymaker, but they're just connecting. It's like a hockey fight, basically.

Okay, that's one. I don't know much about math, do you? No, Ricky. Oh yeah, here we go. These don't know much about math, do you? No, Ricky. Oh yeah, here we go. These guys are kicking the fuck out of each other. Look at these guys, look! Jesus Christ. It's math.

At a phone booth. Yeah, when you're down, that's the thing. You're still kinda scrunched up a little bit. Oh yeah, they can still get you. And then you're just like fucking... And you're not getting up. It's going to be very hard to get up. Apparently when you're on meth, like if I'm looking at you on meth,

you may not be you. I didn't know that. Yeah, Ricky, it's... Freaks you right out of hallucinations and everything. This guy in Lakeland, Florida, he was in like an alligator lake. For some reason, he just went like an alligator lake for some reason, just went for a little swim. On math?

People were trying to get him the fuck out of there and he would just make grunting sounds. Well, they're assuming he was. Got bit by a fucking gator, so the police showed up to try to help the guy, bleeding like fuck. Instead of going with them to get help, he decides he's gonna pick up some garden shears and attack them.

And then he tried to smash into their cruiser with a brick to get their shotgun, so they had to fucking kill him. Wow. That's a fucking crazy drug. Because he was on meth. I guess that's what to suspect. When he tried to kill them,

see, he might have saw them with alligator faces. I can't imagine doing a drug like that. No, man. No, that's not fun. I guess it's best to stay away from the meth. Oh, listen to me. Okay, bubbles, time to get going. Time to go. All right, bud.

Well, we can at least walk you out, I guess. We'll walk you out, man. Oh, you know what? No, you just go. I'm not walking out there, man. Fuck them. I don't want to see them. I'm getting the fuck out of here before they get back from lunch. I know that. Same time next week?

Same time next week, buddy. You're definitely in here next week get back from lunch, I know that. Same time next week? Same time next week, buddy. You're definitely in here next week. With a few more dollars in our pocket. I can't imagine we're getting out in a week, but... We're not getting out in a week. You never know. Julian greases the right pools.

It's gonna be a good thing. See you later, buddy. Don't be talking about me when I leave. Make sure that thing's over. about when I leave, make sure that thing's over. Okay, well, he's a little fucked up, right? He was just a little bit weird, wasn't he? He was a bit weird. Thanks for tuning in. Cheers. See the video version of Park After Dark

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