Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 3 - Ricky Gets Fit

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

Ricky's all banged up! He wants to get healthy so he can party harder. Can Julian persuade him to drop the late-night snacks and chug some f**king water? There's also a bunch of really dumb Dummies of the Week, a lost giraffe, and a LEGO supercar. Also: Would you pay money to watch Ricky and Julian play video games?

What's up, fuckers? If you'd like to see the video version of this podcast, go to trailer park boys plus.com. I need to figure out how to get healthy so I can keep partying or I'm going to fucking die. You're not going to fucking die. Mix up a drink and sit down. We'll talk about it in a bit. See, the thing is, man, when you party as much as you do as we get older, you got to be fucking prepared for the party. I got some tips for you.

We'll get into that later. Living in the car. I'm getting too old for that, too. Well, we'll figure that shit out later, all right? Let's just get into some of the... step and we'll get into it there's all kinds of shit going out in the world all right you think that's bad I mean

there's a story of this fucking guy do you guys know about that those massaged guns and the fuck it's like a gun people are fucking what the fuck is wrong with that buddy man I think he was in Scotland is it we put it on his eyes

yeah he's not the only one there was like some fucking social thing I don't know if it was a challenge but saying it oh yeah it's fucking great good for you hundreds of people now got their eyes fucked

one guy's blind I think Oh my Jesus They're so fuck Well Do not put a fucking Massage gun On your fucking eyes

Saug gun You don't Because I mean I've used them before But I don't use them much But I've I had one Well obviously you must

No no It's Anyway You're fucking massaging a law You hit a bone Or something It's not a pleasant fucking feeling

No You gotta hit like The muscle press Like on your eyeball Like I guess Buddy had like a bunch of retinal fucking tears now. So, I mean, if there's a dumb of the week

that's got to be that guy, like, you're a fucking dumb. If it's on video, we'll put him up for dumb of the week. And then, I mean, not only that, buddy had been using the thing on his eyeballs for like over a week. Probably other parts. He must have been high.

But I don't know. They don't really smoke much dope in Scotland, do they? When we were there, there was like, you couldn't get dope. Nope. What did they do? They just do pells over there, I guess?

You get high on haggis. haggis i don't know oh man that's fucking seaweed is that is it seaweed no what is seaweed

that's called uh dulse dulse which is another thing they fucking talk about over there anyway that's fucked up

I just want to say that don't use the massager in your fucking eyes all right dummies they found fucking uh Gracie the giraffe

hey who's Gracie the fucking giraffe the giraffe down in Texas, man. She's been on the fucking loose for two weeks. I forgot about that. They found the draft.

She's probably not too happy, but her because she was fucking having the great time, I'm sure. She escaped her enclosure at Cedar Hall of Ranch. Missing two weeks. Very rough, heavily wooded area, 10,000 acres. There's a couple of sightings, but they had to send some fucking choppers and drones up. Finally found her, and I guess she's back home safe. How they take it down? Tranquilizers, rear naked choke.

You know what? They left that part out. probably on purpose because it was probably not pleasant. Well, you know, I could see someone like George St. Pierre fucking hopping on the back of that thing. We're a naked choke. I'd love to ride a draft around. You know, it'd be pretty fucked up.

But I don't know, man. Like you see... Have people ever ridden a draft? How big are the fucking necks on those things? I know there's some horses, those big work horses. The necks are like that fucking wide. I've fed a draft. You fed a giraffe?

I think so. I might have dreamt it. You're on acid or mushrooms or something. You did not. I think I fed it some leafy lettuce, but I could be completely wrong. But where? I'm just in the wild. Wild.

Yeah, right out in the fucking field out there. Past that, there's a some woods. A bunch of draves are fucking out there eating grass. I'm not at a zoo. I wonder if, uh... My memory's not great these days. Drafts, they eat fucking plants and shit. I think they're vegetarian.

Yeah, they eat leaves and green shit. Wow. They like chloroform? Okay. Anyway, I'm happy they found her. You know, you don't want to have a fucking poor little draft missing in the wall. A little. She's probably happy as fuck, lots of leaves and shit to eat.

No bullshit. Here's a really, fuck. What a dumb bunch of fucking people this is. Okay, for those influences out there that, like, they got lots of money and they want to show their shit off. Hey, look at me. I got these fucking diamonds and jewels. Oh, right about this. Did you hear about this woman from India?

Look at all my gold. Look at all my great. And I'm rich, yeah? You got fucking robbed. And you know what? I would do the same thing just because you're stupid. Well, we should be robbing these people. Do you find...

I don't know if there's many influences around here that are fucking flaunting their money in Nova Scotia, but... Hey. There's a few fucking rich kids that have been flaunting some shit. From around here? Yep. Well, fuck.

Yeah, one guy makes over a million dollars a month playing video games. Get the fuck out of here. Who's that? You seem that there's like a $700,000 of Red Ferrarie driving around? That's one of those game playing motherfuckers? Yep. A million bucks a month. People pay so much a month just to watch and play fucking games.

Why aren't we doing something like that? I don't know. I'll play a fucking video game every day. Another kid's got a fucking McLaren. A McLaren as well. He's only 17 or something. What the fuck? I know, man.

I don't know how these people are jealous. See, you know what? We grew up. Some might say that we grew up in the right time, because, you know, we didn't have all this shit, but I'm starting to think maybe we were born the wrong time. Because if I had this technology... You can make so much money so easily, it seems, right now.

Think about it, man. If I had this technology back when I was 19, we'd be fucking multi-gazillionaires, man. Because you know what? Because we never gave up. A lot of people just fucking probably doing it by... These kids are probably smart as fuck, although I don't know if the video game playing guy is,

but... He's just good at video games, I guess. If anybody knows where this guy lives, Just kind of send out his address in the comments. We want to go say hi to him. I respect people that make money like that, you know? Okay, I thought you wanted to go take some shit. Well, no.

I would never do that. This was a fuck up. This fucking Florida man decided, for some fucking reason, to pose as a cop. He had a black, like suburban that he outfitted with some blue and red lights. Pulls up behind a vehicle and flicks his fucking lights on to pull it over. one little problem the carrie's pulling over

undercover sheriff so the sheriff's like what in the fuck we don't have a fucking black undercover suburban he called some other sheriff's deputies the rest of the fuck

of the guy first attempt to pull somebody over and he pulls over an undercover fucking sheriff's deputy well you know what I was arrested for impersonating he had a firearm charges he had a gun on the car

because he's dumb well he could be on dumb of the week you know what I miss I meant like again, you can buy fucking flashlights online that have the little fucking flashy red and the flashy blue thing. You put them up in your visor, ghost car.

You can't use any car. It's basically a ghost car with these things on. You can do it. Yeah, but then what if you pull over a cop? I know. I'm just saying. It's not the first time it happened. It actually happened before. The same thing, the guy pulled over an undercover cop.

I know, but you can do it just as entertainment. You could. Yeah. Remember when we're younger, like 16, 15, 16. I think even 14 We'd go downtown Halifax there used to be like Lots of prostitutes and stuff

Hang around We'd follow the Johns that are picking them up We'd go down the alley Start fucking putting on the lights on and off And you know if we had those flashy things You'd really scare the fuck out of people But we're lucky we didn't get shot We'd probably get shot now

We'd be shot for sure Plus there's not many prostitutes running around They used to be down in front of that hotel It's all online It's all online. Yeah. Dumbies. Dumbies, but smart.

They're not going to get caught if he'd do it online, man. Most likely anyway. No, no, they're not dumb. It's just these dummies fucking impersonating cops. All right, we got to talk about something that I just can't wrap my fucking head around because it's so disgusting. Oh, I think I know where this is going.

Japanese oyster infused soft serve ice cream. What the fuck? You know what? I'd have to fucking try it just because maybe I'm missing something I do enjoy

the odd oyster and I do enjoy some some. It just seems like a fucked up combination. I don't mean, man.

Not like aren't you supposed to like, like shoot back the oysters? You're not supposed to sit in there to lick it?

You know what I mean? You're licking away? Because I don't know if people have seen these things before we're talking about here is a soft serve ice cream and they got like

fucking five or six oysters just like slap down. They're not like mashed up, they're just sort of... They're right there. Stuck right on to the side. So what do you do? I guess you eat the oyster and then you lick the ice cream.

I don't know. When I was in Australia at this fucking weird restaurant, remember you wouldn't eat it, but we had this fucking, it was like a cracker with an anchovy, some sorbet and some squid ink. It was... Sounded fucked, but it actually tasted pretty goddamn good. I was shocked.

So I don't know. I'd have to try it, but it's... Who the fuck came up with that? Don't know, man. You know what? Taste buds are a motherfucker. They can really fucking trick you. I know. Somebody said the pickle, if you put some sugar on, it tastes like water. That's what I'm saying, man. So you know what? I'm going to get a bunch of those things. Maybe next week we can do like a little taste test to see you. What the fuck's going on with a taste?

I'll bring some oyster ice cream for you. Because you know what? There's things like fucking, what was the things that taste like squid. If you put them together like a chip and something else that tastes like squid. Like I don't want to eat a fucking. squid man I don't I don't do see food that's screwed it's done out right it's kind of bland so that's what I'm saying every and but if it's if it's good and freshly it can be okay see this is what I'm saying like if you can if we can maybe do a taste test on this these different foods and then I can like go okay that that tastes all right then maybe I'll actually eat a squid I doubt it you're not gonna eat no I'm not gonna eat a squid but you know

I would pay you to eat one of those ice creams make you horn yeah but yeah what you're going to be nice and horny when you're fucking burf and your guts up in a toilet. That's the last thing. The last thing I'm thinking about is bang when I'm eating one of these things getting sick, man. It's a fice-creaving fucking oysters. Normally with an oyster, I like some hot sauce. Are people in Japan, like...

A bit of horse ride? On drugs? A lot? Like, I don't understand. We got to go there. That's probably what the problem is. They have no drugs, no access to them. So they got to come up with these weird fucking things that...

Hey, let's eat that. And maybe it'll make me horny and hot. I don't know. I'd like to go to Japan, but... I don't think I could eat there, man. I don't like this. Oh, I'd eat. I just don't know if I...

You know what, I'd be eating, rice. And maybe some chicken. It scares me, though. Picky motherfucker, bud. I hate it. Did you see the car that's made out of 328,000 Lego pieces? Yeah, it looks pretty bad. It sets a new speed record.

Yeah, but it was not that impressive. It was only like 100K or some bullshit. It's like, wow. Rick, you're in a fucking Lego car going 100K. I'm not a fucking pedal bike doing 100K. I was being towed, but... No, man. It's terrifying.

You being towed going 100 kilometers now and a bicycle, man. I thought I was going to die that day. Yeah, no kidding. You don't want to do that again. But, I mean, the Lego car looks fucking cool. It's just... Number one, how much fucking time did it take to build that? well you're on a serious

you're on a serious nerd mission I guess they don't give a fucking these nerds will fucking build anything on a Lego man so it must have been like a chassis that they just covered with Lego body I guess this is a complex build man

it looks looks great it's just it looks like an awesome badass car I can't take it on the highway and pass somebody then so

the point originally originally it was 50 kilometers per hour that was the record they doubled it so we're going nerds win again.

Yeah. Those nerds must be so proud of themselves. Okay, so like, okay, it's a full-sized car. It weighs 4,000 pounds this fucking car. What? Yeah, man. Why would it be so fucking heavy? 881 pounds, because like you said, it's the chassis, the engine.

The engine's not made out of fucking Ligos, but... No. Cool if it was. Yeah, that would be next-level fucking nerd. Fuck shit right there. 8881 pounds of Legos. Fuck, that's a lot of fucking leg. How much would 881 pounds of fucking Legos cost, man?

$328,000. Is that what it cost? No, man. No, no, no. You said 328,000 pieces. A dozen pieces is 881 pounds. I mean, what would be? 10 cents a piece?

20 cents. 20 cents a piece for a fucking Lego? 50 cents I guess there's different I'm gonna fucking ask man Just ask the TikTok Machine or whatever you want to call it How much would it cost for

328,000 pieces of Lego Let's see Your guess It's a good looking car It is It's a very good looking car It looks like one of those I love that it has like fucking

crazy brakes Oh it's got all the fuck I mean, it's a high-end car, man. You know what they should do, though? Just fucking slow. One thing I want to know is why did they just go 100? Why stop there? Hundreds' nothing.

It was probably shaking to but to blow apart. Take it to the limit and fucking wipe out. You know what I mean? Get the record. Is it rear engine? Mid-engine? Front engine? I think it's rear engine, man, by the looks of it.

It looks like it. It's like those Kloskenberg or whatever the fucking call cars. No idea what you're talking about. It's, yeah, it's one of... I can't pronounce it, man. It's not like a... Ferrari, Conanig, something. Oh yeah, those are badass.

Konig. Koning and Seg. How do you fucking print? It's not like, make it easy like Ferrari or fucking Porsche or something. All right, we're looking at $33,000 American for that much fucking, on average for that many pieces. Pretty cheap little car skin. Yeah, but you don't want to fucking, it's not a definitely not a daily driver, man. You don't want to deal with that shit.

No. You wouldn't want to want to. get an accident. Anyway, let's... The Lego group and Konexegh have teamed up to... Shut the fuck up. I want to hear this thing. Let's hear it, man.

It's going to be disappointed, I'm telling you. Really? It makes the creation even more remark. Come on. Let's hear this baby. ...theircule design team worked with Konexegg engineers throughout the project. There, they just told you how to say...

I have to try to keep this type of disposable here? Relax, boys. You're going 100 kilometers. an hour. Buddy's suited up with everything. You're going 100th. He's already up to 97 now, 98. 100K.

So we're into three figures. We're into three figures. Boys, all right, this has got to be the nerdiest fucking test drive of anything I've ever seen in my life. I love the nerds, but fuck boys, relax. Can't move it. No, he's going 100. Wow.

That's... I'm not impressed, man. No, let's try to impress ourselves with some fucking... Real numbers. Layis and dums. I want to see, like, take that thing on a drag strip and give it fucking shit and see if the...

Watch the thing fall apart. Yeah. That's entertainment, man. The wind would rip it apart. You think? You can glue with a fucker. I don't know, man. What do you think?

How right? Do some layie drunks of the week? Let's do the drunk and dumb of the week, buddy. All right. Let's go for the drunk of the week first, Chipper. What do you got for us, buddy? Oh, he's got a guy who's bike. Oh, he's fucking no balance.

It's all very similar. He's talking to the, he's not English. He's talking to the bike. Whoa. Nasty. Trips over his own bike and does a face plant. All right, get up, buddy. Is he still, oh, he's still fucking, he's not down for the couch.

Is he yelling at the bike? He's yelling at the bike. I wish we had a translator, man. See what the fuck he was saying. Whoa, he can't even stay up right. No, buddy. Fucking shut her down, bud. Is it fucking illegal to drive a bike,

like waste it and sounds like he's from Moldova or something? It's not motorized. Now, you can still get a fucking, you can still get fucked over, man. Can you? Yes, you can't drive anything drunk. It's just lawnmowers and shit. No, I think it's bikes too, man. All right.

So you got a, how does this guy do you know? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Whoa. He's going. Right into the ladies. Wow. It would have been better if I had ended up pissing himself. Is that some festival or something I guess?

It's something, man. Pretty bad when you're doing a backward somersault down bleach your seats. What happened, Mark? What's going on from mate? Is that why your cars all smashed up and you're up on the grass at the moment or what? Yeah. He's going from, mate. He's going in there.

What? Just wondering. How did the collision with your car happen, mate? What collision? Well, the one that's got all your wheels and stuff twisted up. Holy fuck. I'm just waiting off, one. Well, I'm just waiting for mate, as I said.

Who's your mate? Hey? Who's your mate? James. Yeah, James, who? How'd you get down here? This guy's fucking beasted, driving. How'd you get down here?

Does it matter? It kind of does, mate, because you've just been involved in that. accent? No. Is your head? I like you hear his head. What corner accident? One with a curb, mate, and your whole car is smashed up.

One with a curb. Can I see your license, please? What's wrong with the curb? No. No? Been drinking tonight? No. He wasn't drinking.

Okay. All right. You know what? That guy's like, he's a, he's a wannabe of you, man. He's a smooth talker. He's not that smooth. He's not that smooth. He did look pretty confident.

Sweet for me. It's in the confidence. I see the license. Nope. No. We got to give it to the guy at the fucking swearing at his bike. Yeah, I guess so.

You think mate here at the end? He was fucking wasted. I don't, maybe he's on drugs, but he was fucked his car. He wasn't even aware that he wrecked his car. No. And he was in, well, it could have been in the right side.

Was it behind the wheel? Oh, yeah, he was, yeah, the right-hand drive, man. Hmm. Is it right-hand drive? down in Australia? Yeah, man. Is it?

Totally forgot, man. All right, you pick it. What do you think? Fuck, I don't know. I do like the guy at the bike, but I do like the way that guy was dealing with the police, dude. All right, how about you pick the guy

dealing with the police? I'm picking the guy at the bike. All right. All right, you both are drunk fucks. Congratulations. You are both. The Leahy, drunk. Have another one.

The week. I see the dums. Let's see what we got for dummies. What is this guy doing? Whoa, what the fuck happened there? What was he biting? Is it a lighter? Yeah, he bit a fucking lighter with another one.

Oh, you stupid. Fuck, yeah. I must have felt nice. Just let your whole fucking head on fire. Wow, man. He was happy as fuck. What a dumb motherfucker. I've got the goods.

And I can post this fucking video showing how dumb I am. Okay, this is not looking good. What is it? I've seen this. Whoa. Oh, he's going again. Oh, fuck. What was he on?

His ass. Yeah, but what is that? That's an escalator, man. The middle of it? Yes. There's all kinds of fucking this. Probably saying don't slide down the fucking escalator sign right there. Fuck me.

What a dumb idiot. Yeah. Whoa, okay. The old fucking walk into the window. That's glass, man. Now, and here's the fucking. That looks like you're fucking outsawing. It does.

I'd say a lot of people do that at that location. That's fucking nuts. But I mean, don't fucking try to walk over the fucking shrubs to get out of the place. Dumbies. I wonder if it's glassed over the other side. Okay, I don't know. Fuck, that's a tough one.

I think lighter face is up there. I think lighter face. This guy's... I mean, they were all fucking dumb. But the window, I, I probably would have did that. It looks like it's fucking... Especially you have the right buzz on?

Yeah. You know what? I'm surprised that place didn't get sued for that shit. Put a fucking little something on that window, man. And the escalator got... Well, I mean, that's just dumb,

but he's probably wasted, dude. Or just dumb. I don't know, man, I gotta go with the lighter. That's... Yeah, I'm going with lighter face. What the fuck are you think and chewing into a lighter? Lighterhead, you are...

Dumb. Officially the dummy of the week. Congrats. Smart the fuck up, dummy. He didn't look that burnt somehow. Nah, because it just burns off, right? It's not like gasoline. Why was that a good decision?

You were showing off being a stupid fucking idiot. Fuck me. All right. Well, that was fun. Yeah. Is that it? I think that's it. So what do you want to get into some shit?

Where are you going on about sporn? You think you're going to die? I'm a little worried because I'm not the healthiest. And I don't want to stop partying, even though some people say if you stop party, it makes you healthier. But it's a lot of fun. Well, you know what the... Like hangover is way worse now.

Yeah, because you know why? If I go up as big set of steps, I'm out of breath. Like I'm fucking stiff. I'm sore. That, my friend, is mostly from the fucking weed. It takes longer for shit to heal, man. I broke my finger and it's still fucked after eight weeks. All right.

You know what I think? You mixed a lot of tobacco. Fuck my knee up, drunk. That's still sore. Fucking five months later. The meteor collaboration. The what? ligament or something?

What meteor collaboration ligament? What the fuck? It's in the knee. In her knee. It's fucking sucks. So you gotta fix all this shit. All right. I did fucking do a lot of reading about this stuff when I was in jail.

And I got a bunch of notes here for you, but anyway. Fuck. Because right now what you're going through, and I think the biggest problem with your lungs is got to be the tobacco you're smoking with your joints. Okay. Maybe just go straight up fucking weed and you smoke the house. hash with a fucking pipe instead of a joint. I think that's going to knock down a lot of your...

What does that affect? Is that part of my hangover issue or my soreness? Yeah, it's called inflammation in your fucking body. That's what people are talking about. Inflammation, man. That's what you can talk. Anyway, this is what you got to do. He might have been pretending to be a doctor.

I don't know, but he said, I have an inflammation issue. No, it has nothing about being a doctor. I just, let's get some advice. I don't have to give up donnares and pepperoni and chicken bingers and shit. Well, you know what you got to do? This is number one. Like when you're drinking, I think, and this is, I mean, I don't do enough of this as well, and I should be because I like to have a few drinks through the day. Okay.

But you've got to drink more fucking water, but in between drinks, if you're really giving her and you're drinking like 30 drinks, you should probably have maybe... Water doesn't really taste like a whole lot. What? Water doesn't taste like a whole lot. You don't fuck it. It doesn't matter, man. It's going to make you drink more, man. It's going to make you feel a little better.

You need like electrolytes. It's like an energy drink the same. Water lights. Fuck the energy drinks. They got sugar. That's going to fuck you up. What if I make a drink? Yeah. Like a rumming something or a whiskey something and just put some water in with it. Yeah, man. That's a lot. That's helping. That's going to help you out a little bit. Another thing, and I mean, and I've got this from watching Randy, because he's hardly ever hung over and he likes to get drunk. Greasy food, man. It's good for you? It's not good for you, but I guess it's good for coating your stomach. This is what some people do, man. So it's like a pre-grease?

You don't eat it afterwards. The grease after eating, it's not supposed to be that great. That's what I do. Yeah, but no, it's maybe... Have some water instead, man. I tell you, a nice poo-ton at 3 in the morning after... Yeah, but maybe you want to get into that poo-ten at the start of the night. So you've got something in your gut, right, okay?

All right, so I just got to reverse some of my habits. You did? No, you just got to tweet them. It's tough for me not to eat before I go to bed. You got to tweak them, man. It's not... Like, you can do this over time. I don't get this like cold turkey.

All right. Another person... Before I go to bed, wasted, I have like some hummus or something. I don't know. No? I'm going to get into that. Okay, we're going to stick to the water right now.

All right. And another thing that's fucking you up, and you do this all the time because you drink like, you'll have a beer. Then you'll have a fucking shot of fucking tequila. Then you'll have a glass of fucking box of wine. Then you'll get into the seat cider.

Whatever you got in your fridge, you're drinking. drinking all these fucking different kind of booze. Yeah. That's going to fuck you up too, man. That's not good for you? It's what they're saying. That's not good for you, man.

I don't know. I only had a cider because people said you need vitamin C, and I thought cider was full of vitamin C. No, man. No, that's all bullshit. It doesn't have vitamin C. It's got a fucking alcohol juice. You're still getting the benefits.

Well, maybe it's going to help you out a bit, but the thing is they're saying that these kind of boozes are fucking hurt on you, man. They're hard on your system. Another person is what you got to do before you go bed a shot of pickle juice i've never done it but i don't know if anybody out there's had a shot of pickle juice before you before you go to bed man they're saying have a shot of fucking pickle juice okay all right and then you get into like vitamin bs you don't want to get into that shit unless

you want to steal some shit i don't even know what a vitamin b is all right what color is your piss when you wake up in the morning after drinking yellow no it isn't it's like a brownish color. That means you're dehydrated. Well, yeah, it's like an orange yellow. Yeah, which is more like a fucking brownish yellow. That doesn't mean that right there. I think you're a piss brown. Dehydrated blood. You've got to fucking get

some water in you, some electrolytes and stuff. I thought it was hair of the cat. He started drinking again. Yeah, whoever fucking came up with that idea is fucked. You know what it's going to do to you? It's just going to bypass feeling sick and get you right back into feeling drunk, which might be good, but it's just not good for your fucking

your body. You know what the Japanese people do? Sucky. No. This is what they do for hangovers. Before they start partying, they drink this shit, this herb called turmeric in water. I think I've heard of it. Turmeric. You've seen it on commercial and stuff? Yellow or orange? Yeah, something like an orangey thing. Drink that shit. And you know what else they're saying? I don't love it. You drink some olive oil before you start drinking. I might try that. A shot? A shot of it. I'm not good with the oils and shit, but if it's going to coat your gut so you're not so fucked, I'll do it, man. I'll try it, I guess. Can you use peanut oil instead?

No, man, peanut oil's not good for you. You got to use the good shit. And then, you know what we're going to do? Canola? No, fuck all those other oils. They're fucked for. You know what a lot of Lard? No, man, that's the shit you want to stay away from fuck sakes. That shit fucks up your body, man. You know what we're doing? We're going to go over to the Italian market. We're going to find a nice fucking olive oil or something maybe, and you're going to take it. It's probably be expensive it is it's a lot of counterfeit olive oils there's a lot of 6080 you want to get the olive oil that's only like blend 6080 what 6080 bucks for a fucking bottle of oil holy

fuck that's expensive do you want to be sick when you drink well there you go and are you going to pay for it highly oh fuck i thought soon it was if you're paying for it i'll get the finest of the olive oils no we're going to not pay for we're going to figure out another way of getting it but i'm sure it's not it's the italian market they don't have fucking people that adore watching people for shoplifters and shit. Oh, that's good. All right. Another thing.

Man, you're full of advice on this one. Okay, you don't see, the hair of the dog. That's what you were trying to say the other one. You don't want to do that. That's just delaying the fucking whole thing. You'd be feeling shit. They're saying put a cold cloth in the freezer. And before you go out, before you go out, put the cold cloth in the freezer, like a wet one,

come back, put it on your fucking face. Why? Don't know. To me, that's not going to. going to get rid of a hangover. No, I mean, I've done the shower thing. It doesn't you fuck all. No.

No. Anyone else just saying? I don't know why the fuck this is coming up. You've got to stop smoking so many goddamn cigarettes at the end of the night when you're fucking wasted and then start eating shredded cheese like you did. Remember that night you ate a whole bag or shredded cheese? That was good or that was good? No, it's not good. Shred of cheese is not good for you, man.

You were fucking throwing a shit up all morning. Fucking sawdust or some shit in there. Yeah, they got some kind of waxy or some kind of thing they put. Don't eat the shred of. of cheese eat like out of a block of cheese or something. It's way better for you. Jesus is a weird decision late at night. It is, man. Like a whole fucking bag

of Costco cheese? What is wrong with you, man? That's all I had. That or an apple. I'm not a big apple guy at 2.30 in the morning. Apple would have been a better fucking choice. Yeah, but I thought maybe that. Here's some other key fucking notes. If you fucking block up

before midnight, you're technically you drank way too much. Really? When was the earliest you started blocking out when you drink? Like usually, okay, we start drinking it around 12 in the afternoon. Mm-hmm. When do you think you hit the blockout point? Because I know.

Depends, man, on how hard I'm going, I guess. I've blocked it as early as probably 10, 30, 11. But it's normally after midnight, I think. Where I'm like, fuck, I don't remember how we got home last night. No, no, no. No, you don't even remember fucking having a barbecue with 6 o'clock last weekend. I don't remember. Did you remember that?

I'm not a blackout in the day kind of guy. You fell into the barbecue and knocked it over. Yeah, I remember that, sort of. All right, there's other people, like other people do weird fucking things. Like, put an onion in their socks at night before they go to bed. Supposed to take all the shit out. I don't know about that shit, man. That seems pretty fucking...

Corey was saying a lot of people put a wine cork in there beyond. It said it helps. He also said to eat fucking Caesar salad dressing for electric. lights. Does it work? No, man. That's all fucking stupid shit, man. Here's another thing. If you are black-o drunk, maybe you just start sleeping in your fucking bathtub. What? Because then when you throw up, like you always do? I don't fucking get sick. I just black-out. I'm not very often. Your hair was stuck to that rug when you passed out when I got you the other morning with vomit. You had the prices right on TV. Your hair was stuck to the fucking carpet. I ruled you over and you're

oh who threw up on me someone did did one of the cats get in here and throw what happened what cat did not does not throw up I don't throw up my stomach is bionic well not lately but it used to be all right all I'm saying is you don't maybe okay so I need olive oil shots I need to coat my stomach with was it Japanese something or other before I drink don't listen I think that's fucked this is what you're doing man and I got to try to Cut back on the shredded cheese. No, this is what you're going to do.

No, yeah, cut back on that. Just cut back on the processed food. This is what you got to do. We're going to have some salt or something, get some electrolytes in you when you're drinking. And if I give you some water, just chug it. Chug it. Don't say, fuck off, man. Give me another drink.

Just listen to me. Right? I blocked it for a second. What did you say? Next time we get fucking wasted. If I give you a glass of fucking water, drink the fucking water. Can I have something to squirt in it to make it take?

taste like good? Sure. You want to put some shit in it? Go for it. We'll fucking, we'll figure something out. It's better than nothing. Like liquor?

Don't, no. You're defeating the purpose. Anyway, we got to go. We're going to get people an update. Maybe someday we'll fucking videotape if we can remember to do it. You drinking, getting fucked up, drinking water with some salt or something.

But by doing all these, well, some of these things you're saying, then I'm sort of back healthy again and I can keep parody in? Not really. It's just going to make you less hungover. You're still not going to live longer by doing it, but some people are fucking amazed me. How do I party and live forever?

You know what we got to do? Wait for the science to figure that shit out. Man, we got a few good years in us, and I'm sure... So I've got to hold off long enough to... Longgevity doctors are going to say, yeah, they're going to give us a pill one day. We're going to be back to normal. I want a pill that just fixes it all. It's going to happen.

I guess that's... And that's the kind of shit we've got to get into once they figure it out. We've got to hone in on that. try to be a part of it. Everybody wants that shit, man. Yeah, you'd be a fucking rich man if you could invent that bill. All right, that could be our retirement.

All right, anybody, if you've got, like, if you've got any ideas of what you do, maybe throw them online when you see this come up on the fucking socials or whatever the fuck, we need help. All right. All right. Cheers.

That's it, man. Let's go get drunk drunk down. Drink some water, some salt. Get fucking wasted. Cheers, everybody. Sea salt. Salt. Like good salt.

Not like the fucking salt over that stuff, shit. All right. Good salt. Salt and no shrily. Electrolites. If you want to watch the video version of this podcast, go to trailer prep boysplus.com and mix a drink.