Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 30 - I Would Do Anything For Bubbles, But I Won't Do That

Episode Date: December 16, 2024

The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys Swearnet app. Well, it's good to be back home. It's good to have you back home, Ricky. I'm surprised you're in one piece. I'm surprised I'm here. How many shows? Coincidentally, 13. 13 shows. Friday the 13th.

Wow. That's weird. Isn't there, like, an extra amount of Friday the 13th this year or something? I don't know, man. Jason Borey's. I forget how it works. I was scared of him.

Who? Jason Borey's. I'm probably. Oh that guy. Jason. Yeah, I know who you mean. I thought you were talking about somebody else man. No, Jason.

My nose is cut. Look at this boys, there's bugs coming out of me. Don't do, get that away from me. I got a cold man. I know but don't show me your boogies get them away from me Want to do some bow man? No, and listen now get one of the other where the fuck I will smash you with my boogie That fucking boogie. Okay, that's a that's a fun place New York, New York isn't great. You had your movie premiere in New York City

Well, it wasn't a premiere, but it was pretty... Well, it was screening for the fans. Pretty cool, man. Pretty cool. Pretty fucking cool. You know what? I gotta say, Ricky, it's good to fucking have you back, but how high I am right now... I know.

I'm not used to this, man. Well, because it's harder to get high in the U.S. You can get high, but... You guys smoked that crazy ass, didn't you? Smoked that, yes. I haven't had hash for fucking two weeks. It's been gummy, man. They have hash down there, but it's not like our hash. The hash was from Tokyo Smoke from Lorne Gertner.

That guy knows what he's doing. He has some pretty powerful hash. He's the Betty Crocker of hash. He does not fuck around. The Betty Crocker of hash. What's that mean? I don't know. This is what came out. The Betty Crocker of hash. What's that? I don't know.

This is what came out. Is there a heater on it? Yes. Can we turn it down? We didn't turn it down. It's fucking freezing. My sack. Point right at my sack.

I do have a couple of droplets for me. So Ricky, tell us about the fucking band though, the Helix band. Alright, so you did say they were better than the real helix. Is that true or what? What kind of a band were they were they there a contribute band? What he looks contribute band they were they contribute tribute? What do you mean contribute means a tribute band? they contribute to Helping the band is record record sales and shit. Contribute band. Were they fucking good though?

You know what? They were fucking really good. They were like, he looks back in the day because they're younger. Right? Did he look like Vormer? No, not really. Could he move like Vormer? Did he do?

He fucking did a lot of somersaults and jumping around. He could do the somersault. Fuck. Standing up on the speakers, one leg. He had some tricks and man. He had some cool rock clothes Cool sure what was his name? Well was his name Brian his nickname was bent bent and I think it had to do with

He had a pent cock. I'm just guessing probably bent it doing all that I didn't really want to ask Helix banging in the summer. So wow, man, I didn't want to get kicked off the tour So he want to pry so how many people were at these fucking shows? Oh fuck one of them was like Had to be a hundred people easy a hundred people. Yeah, so they'd like just playing little pubs and shit. Yeah little rock shows It's cool to see a band in a smaller place like that. So you climb on a tour bus with a bunch of strangers and you stay for two weeks.

I was basically their roller, which sucked. Did you get in any fights with them? There was lots of fighting, yeah, lots of arguments. Sounds like a good time. Lots of arguing. Rolling joints and arguing with a cover band Tribute piece of a strip guy fucking stole it He's a drummer ice Jesus Murphy

I'm just fucking glad not to be smelling Randy right now man, cuz he's been hanging out here with him Yeah, it's been fucking there's a different stink coming off him now, too Really? I don't know. Yeah, it's what is it? I can't identify it What's his probably? It's like his body's kind of eating itself right now cuz he's been trying to lose some yeah Maybe it's maybe it's the smell of like the smell of smell of fat be visceral fat That's the shit around his organs and stuff when you know, that's what's that's the shit around your organs man. Well, you think that right there that thing right there? Yeah, that's visceral fat That's not going away easy man. Yes, there's got I've got solid man. I've got

So it's a solid you could punch that motherfucker. Oh, yeah, it feels like a bowling ball. It's like a bowling ball, man Yeah, I never thought of that. He just smells, man. Maybe it's... Yeah, there is a new stink coming up. Is it like sour milk? I wish we could have a contest where we could send out the stink. I wish everybody could fucking smell him. We could send out the stink and then have a contest to see who could name it.

You're glad and happy you can't. Name the smell of Randy. Name that stink. What? People can probably fucking do it. When I first came into my trailer after a couple weeks Was that what that smell was that was it's like sour milk in? So I thought maybe

Some of the horses left a dead dog in here Yeah, it's got it's a smell with death. There's a dumpster element to it There's also like a burnt hair. Yes burning hair and in here and Burning hair like curdled milk you know when you're making a like a curry and you cock it too much and it starts to burn like curry man you've got like a burnt hair curry smell okay speaking of smiles this is a weird one there was a Greek residents 28 year old dude and he just got sentenced to one month in prison because he kept breaking into his neighbors' properties and homes

to smell their shoes. Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. We talked about that. I think we did. Did we? Yeah, remember that time? We were saying, give them fucking shoes. Don't throw them just here.

Yeah, we did talk about that, but we were stoned. But we talked about it, and we said, just leave them out in the deck. Just give it to them. Like, here did talk about that, but we were stoned. But we talked about it and we said, just leave them out in the deck. Just give it to him. Like, here's the stinkiest. Why does he need to smell people's fucking shoes? He's smelling a Jackin. That's what he's doing.

He likes to smell them. Does he want them to smell bad? Or is he hoping they smell good? I'd say probably the worst smell of the best. I think he's probably into the foot smell. Yeah, I mean, I smell my shoes to make sure they don't stink, but I don't enjoy it. And if they do stink, it sucks.

Why would you? No, but he's smell jacking. I didn't say anything about jacking. He's smell jacking. Just the smell. No, he must be. He's totally smell jacking, man. Would it be smell jacking or jack smelling?

What's he looking for? What is the scent? He's smell jacking. Is it a sweaty, gross smell or is it just a... It's, it's... Well, he's not hoping they're gonna be fresh out of the box new shoes Ricky He's wanting to smell he wants to smell must dirty old cheesy feet feet why? Turns him on turns him on man. Maybe it smells similar to

Whatever he's been with Well, it's the same thing. Maybe he bangs feet. Did I tell you when I was in LA, I'm sitting there at the Wall Burger, right? Right next to the fucking place we're seeing, where it was. The Wall Burger? Yeah. Was there a Wall Burger there?

It was right next door, man. So I'm sitting there. I didn't see a Wall Burger there. And I'm eating my burger. I was like, fuck, this is a good burger. This dude comes up and he stands right in front of me and he's like like facing that way. He like takes his fingers, goes down.

You tasted his fingers? No, he takes his fingers, tools them like this, and goes, whoosh, right down the ass crack. You could even see his ass crack right there, man. It slid right down into the fuck. To scratch it? To fucking get a good. Get a dig?

Dig, and then he goes. No, he didn't, I swear to fuck. He was mining, ass mining. He was ass mining. And then after that. You see everything in Hollywood. The burger didn't taste the same after that, man. I don't doubt it.

I had to go. Remember the time we were in Hollywood? Hollywood and Vine, we were going to meet Tom Arnold and mini me, Vern Troyer. And there was a guy standing on the corner with just a t-shirt on, no pants on, and I swear to fuck, there was a handle of a spoon fucking out of his arse.

He had a spoon up his arse. How do you know it was a spoon? It was just a handle. Well, I imagine it could have been a fork. Could have, that could have. I assumed it was a spoon with the smooth edges, but it could have been a butter knife. But why do people do that?

Why do they enjoy the smell of shit? He was just standing there like totally normal day, no pants on, spoon sticking out of his eyes. It's crazy, man. It was like this guy I saw on a bus stop on the tour, and he was just cranking it. Beating me. I was in a glass bus stop.

I'm like, does he not realize that glass is see-through? He was jacking. Oh yeah, pants down on his ass. That happened to us in Nashville. Did it? Yeah, we were going down into the old park there and there was a guy just sitting there, tourists walking right towards him

and he's just fucking cranking her. Wow. Yeah. Maybe we're missing out. Maybe. No, Ricky. No, man, no. Don't start this in the public. We're gonna we're missing out. Maybe. No, Ricky. No, man, no. Don't start PCV in public.

We're gonna punch you, man. You think that would be against the law. It is. You can't be jacking out in public, man. I should have called the... No, there was kids walking around and people were, oh my God, and covering their kids. That's fucking messed up.

Fucking weird bastard. Somebody should have went out and just fucking drilled him. Yeah, somebody should have drilled him, man. Well, he deserves a punch. He can't be out jacking your meat. No, man. In public. Man, I don't really have anything great to talk about.

I'm gonna be honest. Well, you know, like, I've got a bunch of shitty things. We can just reminisce. When I was, when we were in New York, to fucking, there was that stowaway. She got from New York to Paris with no passport, no boarding pass. That was pretty impressive.

Yeah, how did she do that again? Fucking bathrooms. Bathrooms. Somehow got through security, got on the plane, and went and hid in the bathroom. And then after about an hour, she'd get out of that bathroom, go to a different bathroom, and hide in there.

So she didn't even have a seat. No, the toilet was her seat. Yeah. Wow. She had no seat. No, the toilet was her seat. Yeah Wow Yeah, no seat. How would this day and age with all of our security and shit is that even possible? What if she had had a bomb up her ass? See she was good. She went through security somehow, but you could keister a good-sized bomb But how do you get through security? I bomb you put a pipe on this fuck Maybe she But how do you get through secure? Pipe bomb? You put a pipe bomb up your arse. That's fucked up. You could. You could fit a pipe bomb up your arse, couldn't you?

I wouldn't even attempt it, man. I'm not saying you would, but if in an emergency, if it was like, Bubbles is gonna die unless you put a pipe bomb up your arse. I don't think it could happen. You do it. I would not do it, man. You wouldn't save my life. No, not a pipe bomb up my arse.

You wouldn't keister a bomb to St. Bubbles. Bless you, bud. See you. Don't take my back. That's nice to know. That's nice to know. I can drill anything up my ass to save your life. Well, all right, you know what? It would have to happen, all right?

I can't sit there and make that decision right now. I'd have to be here in the morning. Well, I can. I would put anything I needed to up there to save Julian. Maybe I would, Bubs. I'd rather get hit by a car or something, like push the other way, not a pipe bomb up my ass. You know what I mean?

Well, I'm not saying it would go off. I'm just saying you get it up there for a bit. It's still a pipe bomb, and it's still a big fucking metal pipe. It's big. Yeah it is. You would easily do it. Not even. No don't. To save your life. Yeah. Yes I would. I would cram it up there. You know what? Here cheers man. What size is the pipe bomb? Thanks buddy. I would take the pain. I can't say the same. the same or Ricky What size is I would lose an arm for you or something like that? You know push you out of the way lose an arm and fucking shove a pipe up your Maybe you

Julie you once you have that once you got that pipe you get serious man problems. No once you have that no I don't what you do. I pop your ass. You can never fucking say you So, once you have that pipe up your ass, you can never fucking say you haven't had a pipe bomb. If you lose your fucking arm. It's gone, but the same thing, my dignity is no longer with me because I have. You do not lose dignity shoving a pipe bomb up your ass to save your friend.

There's no loss of dignity. Well, I don't know, man. It's actually more dignity. Yes, I took a fucking 14-inch big girth metal pipe up my arse to save my best friend. Oh, man. There's more dignity there, in my opinion. Oh, right, okay.

You know what I would do with that? To save your life. You weird bastard. Yeah, see, I knew that was that. No, I'm just teasing you. Jesus. Fuck, brother. Man, I don't know what the fuck's in'm just teasing you. Jesus. Fuck, brother fella.

Man, I don't know what the fuck's in my house. I haven't been here for a bit. Oh, Ricky, you got a big two liter of Fanta in there. Big age. Fuck with that. Let's get into some big age. I didn't even know I had that. Need some vodka with that, man.

Yeah, maybe I won't drink it. You don't just, you gotta have something. I might have liquor over in the secret cupboard. I don't know, do you want me to look? I wouldn't mind. Well, go get us some booze, man. Fuck Zykes. Fuck.

So back to the pipe bomb going up your arse. What else would you put up? What else, what else? What else would you put up there? Bubs, no, like, I would get shot for you, okay? I'd push you out of the way and get shot. You would? Yes. Pipe bomb up.

It's your lucky day. Holy fuck, Ricky. You obviously stole that. Yes, I did. Right off the fucking band's right. Did you get any more of the mix, the drink mixers? Uh, yeah. I was drinking the grape one.

Okay. Oh, look at that. The expensive stuff. The gray goose. The gray goose, man. That's a good bottle. Don't say that name unless you're paying us, man. the grape one. Oh, look at that, the expensive stuff. The Grey Goose. Grey Goose, man, that's a good bottle. Don't say that name unless you're paying us, man.

Oh, yeah. No, this is just generic Costco vodka. If Grey Goose wants an ad on here, they can give us... $40. ...free bottles of it and $40. You know, I got a feeling you're gonna totally fucking drink that bottle today today Today I'm not I bet you you're going to know I'd be fucking dead if I tried that you wouldn't like I'm not you

Well, I wouldn't drink that much in a day. I don't think rum you would well I've seen you do it Are you done with the blue duck? Oh cove soda? Oh, no, it's not cold soda Blank soda They should be paying us to we should be making a fucking soda like that man Mix it's not column. It's called mix boys. We're Fucking I've been talking to the coldstream folks. That's coming along. She's coming out. Is it nice?

Right on. You wait till that baby hits the shelves. I tried one not that long ago and it was fucking good. Actually, it was right after your movie thing in Halifax. Yes. Those people were nice. Fucking good stuff, isn't it? I like that.

I like those people. I like that company. They're gonna be great. Coldstream, you fucking wait, baby She's coming out good, Canada born on December the 13th Dick van dyke. Yeah, and I used to fucking man. I like dick Ben Ben Christopher fucking plumber Christopher fucking plumber love that. He's a good good fucking dude. He did a lot of great plumbing Jeff skunk?

You know what? If I was a plumber, that would be my business name. What? Christopher Plumber. Christopher Plumber. That'd be a great business name for a plumber. That would be good, man. Just call Christopher Plumber. Hey man, one of your friends. One of the guys you liked. Junkyard Dog.

Oh, JD. J junkyard dog. Oh JD Junkyard dog. He was a crazy fucker. Wasn't he? He's dead. Is that vodka? Did you put water in that? I Don't know you need a bit more vodka Gavin addressing the guy that fucking found a Bitcoin to port Did you see what those cocksucker sell for now? How much? It's a lot.

$137,000. Shut up. Canadian. Canadian per coin. Holy fuck. That's fucked up. I just want to tell you this, Julian, but it might ruin your life. Why?

Because you probably don't know this. No. Okay. What is it? You know when the whole swear net thing started and they got us to start doing stuff, they used to accept Bitcoin. Do you know how many of them we had at one point? How many? Are you ready for this?

How many? I'm afraid. Put in 137,000 into your calculator. Okay. My God. 137,000. 137,000 times. 402. No you fucking, no we didn't.

402. We had one point. Jesus fucking Christ. How much is it? 55 million, 74,000. Can you fucking hit me in the head with this? 55 fucking million, what happened to them? They were only worth like a dollar. That's not what I asked. What happened to them? They were only worth like a dollar.

That's not what I asked. What happened to them? They got given away. Who gave them away? I don't know. That's fucking kill somebody. I think about it every day. Well thanks for this to me, man. Nice gift to fucking destroy my life.

402? I'm not going to get over this. We might have to drink that entire bottle. Holy fuck, man. That's heavy duty shit. We might have to drink that entire bottle. Holy fuck man. That's heavy-duty We're drinking that bottle of water 55 million dollars we could have we all could have been multi multi multi millionaires Canada with that Pretty fucking close to it man. No, you'll just be Maybe p.m. Yeah, it's not for sale mountain. Where do you buy candy on MLS?

It's not for sale. Where do you buy candy? You go on MLS? I don't want to buy this house. There's a price on everything, Bubs. You know that. You couldn't buy Canada. I'm not gonna fucking buy Canada, but maybe like Cape Breton or something. I don't know man. 55 mil? You couldn't buy it. Yarmouth? Yarmouth? Why would you buy Yarmouth? Lobster. They got a lot of money out there, man. You don't want to work it? You just want to sell it. I just want to sell it. Why are you trying to fucking make a shit business if you've got $55 million? Because that's what you do when you become rich.

No, you don't. You fucking relax. You get to the million. No, you go to the million and then you're like billions within sight now. I think I'd go to Thailand. Didn't they just legalize? Did they? I think they did, and it's warm as fuck. Let's go. Yeah, but they had a tsunami. Oh yeah, no, we don't have it though.

They have tsunamis. They got tsunamis. You just buy a really tall house. 55 mil, man. Get on the top floor. You could fucking build whatever you wanted with 55 million. Yeah, well. Especially in Thailand. We don't have it fuck

Well, we're broke anyway Nice Jamie Foxx got born on this day as well. Did he? Sergey Fedorov feds Amy Lee from Evanescence. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and last but not least yes Taylor Swift Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift! I know you're a Swiftie, Bubs.

I am a Swiftie. She's fantastic. She did okay for herself. She's got a lot of money. She's got a lot of money, but she's talented. I hear her live shows fucking spectacular. She can sing, she can play in any genre. She was a country star, a pop star, a fucking... She's spectacular. She can sing, she can play in any genre.

She was a country star, a pop star, a fuckin', mainly those two I guess, but she writes all of her stuff. She's rich. She's extremely rich. Really rich, man. Like beyond. And she's smart, cause she fucked over the record label

that tried to fuck her over. She's gotta figure it out, man. She's brilliant. I it out, man. She's brilliant. I think she's fantastic. I'm a Swifty. I'm not. Do you like her boyfriend? Who's that?

The... Travis Kelsey, man. The big football guy? Yeah. I don't know much about him. Seems all right. I like his brother. His brother's a fucking beauty.

Jason. Yeah. Jason who? Well, it's his brother. What's his last name? Same as the other the other but what's the first guy Kelsey Kelsey? Kelsey who's Jason Kelsey? That's his brother man. That's the brother. He's getting in play for the Eagles Almost getting into fights and stuff. I just likes to give her Fuck he's in the box last year. I'm more interested in Taylor Swift than her two hunky boyfriends.

Yeah, she did do well for herself. You guys just want to talk about how hot her boyfriend is, but I think she's fantastic. She's pretty hot. Yeah. How old is she, does it say? Well, let me just tell you, when she got born. She got born in the 90s? 89.

89, 99, 2009, 2019. She's 35. 35-year-old billionaire, Julian. Yeah, that's... Congratulations, happy birthday. Happy birthday, Taylor Swift, a billionaire. 35, she has the world by the tail. She did it, man. That's an entrepreneur right there. That is an entrepreneur right there.

That is an entrepreneur. That is it. With talent. Whoo! Yeah. What's the date? We're getting ready for Christmas, boys. Friday the 13th.

Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. 12 days left. Is it 12 days? Yes. We should start singing the song. No, we gotta start getting some fucking... On the first day of Christmas, Julian gave to me a big mussel tree. So we're not exchanging gifts this year? Is that the case?

I think we should donate money to the cat shelter instead. Fuck that. Are we giving gifts to each other or what? I'm gonna do home aids. I'm a last minute kind of decider. Well I know that you've always been that. I've already started my gifts, home aid from the heart. You gotta make sure you get Mo something like cool

this year man. Me? Well yeah I've got. All right. The whole Santa Claus thing is not fucking cutting it for me anymore. What do you mean? You don't like Santa anymore? Well, I'm just saying this whole... I don't like Santa.

Santa's gonna get Mo everything for Christmas this year. That's not cutting it anymore, man. So the one in New York, though, he's the real one, right? Oh, my fuck. What? The New York guy. The New York Santa? Yeah. Which one, Ricky? There's hundreds. Is it gonna be this year, Bobbs? Is this the year?

Please tell me yes. You gotta be fucking kidding me, man. No. Well, you're... I don't know what... What do you want for Christmas, everybody? Wow. I just hit a really crazy wave of something. What was it? Highness? Yes. Good. But like a lowness. Wow, I just hit a really crazy wave of something. Holy fuck. What was it?

Highness? Yes. Good. But like a lowness. I got like a jolt in my shoulder, like a nerve jolt. Did we take anything? My arm's going dead. Did we take anything extra?

I got a dead arm, Ewing. Well, yeah, well, my arm's dead. Did you lace any food in here with anything? Fuck, that was weeks ago, man, I don't know. She feels like a horse tranquilizer. I don't weeks ago, man. I don't know. She feels like a horse tranquilizer. I don't have any of that, I don't think. No, maybe I just need to put a stretch. No, she's back. She's back.

It was just like a pinchy. Maybe it's liquor. I don't know, man. Something's going on. I just got a pincher. That's all. Did you guys have any liquid acid on this fucking Thor bus? No. Oh, don't fucking tell me. Did you have any acid? Don't even tell me that, Jonah.

I wish. Oh, no. Ricky? Did you have anything that you would have put in that vodka before coming back over the border? No, I don't think so. It was open. I don't see.

Well. It was open, but I don't think it was open. Why was it open? I didn't have any of that. Oh my God, if that thing has acid. Were these other guys fucking doing acid on the tour bus? If they did, they were good actors because they didn't say they did.

I wouldn't be on acid, would I? You wouldn't be. I asked for different types of things like that. Mushrooms. Mushrooms I can deal with. Acid, I don't want to be on acid. Well, you might be on acid. I don't think so.

I just had a pincher. I feel good now. That's what happens when you're on acid. Well, you might be on acid. I don't think so. I just had a pincher. I feel good now. That's what happens when you're on acid. Weird things happen, man. Oh my god. Why do I have this fucking? This is, I guess it's because it's a jail story. Why?

How a woman got pregnant in jail without ever coming in contact with the father. Bullshit. That's fucking fact. How? She fucking banged somebody with the father. Bullshit. That's a fucking fact. How the fuck can you bang somebody in the jail? She finally admitted it because they couldn't figure it out. I guess the way the air vents were, you could talk to people on different floors.

Yeah. So somehow she fell in love with this guy through the air vents. He said he was going to be in jail for maybe ever and wanted to have a kid. So she said, oh yeah, I'd have a kid with you. So he would do his dooms, roll it up in some Saran wrap.

No, he did not. Yeah. And fire it through the back. Made a string out of his blankets and fucking lowered her down. No way. And then she would take it and she had a yeast infection applicator.

Whoa. After a few attempts, she was pregnant. It's fucking, I would never have thought of that. That is fucked up. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy, yeah. And the kid that's gonna be fucking made from that mess. Well, she's in jail for second degree murder.

Shot a boy from the leg and he died, I guess. Well, if they have a girl, they should name her Sarah short for Saran did it yeah yeah or a rapi name a rapi that's fucked up like Saran rap baby even come up with that plan and be successful they They could have been entrepreneurs. He lowered his load in the fucking Saran Wrap fucking, like that's, that's just gross, man. They might give Burt to a superhero, like a plastic that can shoot plastic or something.

Yeah, man, there's like, fuck. Maybe he can just shoot Saran Wrap on the, imagine if he could shoot saran wrap around villains But the prison at first was like because it was proven through DNA. He was the father You're like how in the fuck this happened. How did they connect? How do they fuck cuz they weren't it? They didn't they didn't get a trans orbital deposit trans orbital trans whatever it would be trans Trans-buffs got a good not translucent. What would it be when you transfer something transfer?

Transventally transvental Transvental continental mental transvental mental They did a transcontinental vental transaction Pregnancy that worked train. Well good for them. You know what? I hope they're happy That's looking weird when the child gets old enough, it's probably gonna be curious the parents are and how they Where the child was how was I how was I conceived? Well, I fired it into an old fucking chocolate bar wrapper How was I conceived? Well, I fired it into an old fucking chocolate bar wrapper, butted it off and lowered it down through the vents.

Fished it down through the vents. To your mother, who was also in charge. For the trans, what was it again? The transcontinental vental. Yeah, transcontinental ventally fucking. I just can't even believe they came up with that. Transcontinentally ventally impregnated your mother. I've never been in jail thinking, hmm, what's any females down below? I just can't even believe they came up with that plan. Transcontinentally, ventally impregnated your mind.

I've never been in jail thinking, hmm, what's any females down below? I can lower my special yogurt. They fucking what? Yogurt? Why is there vents and stuff still? This is like Alcatraz shit, man. Get rid of the vents. Well, they need vents. Well, they can fucking throw some vents in the door or something man.

They need ventilation. Fuck them, you're in prison. Oh so they should just suffocate? What about when you're in prison? Our deals are different here man. They're fucked up down there. They're like the other day ever. It's a new weapon. What weapon? A new weapon.

I thought it was you that was telling me about that. Oh the fucking the croc... The Glock... Glock... What is it called? The Glock Blaster? Glock Dookie. Oh, the...

The Glock Dookie. It's... Fuck, boys. Dookie? It's the Dookie. Not who. It's the Glock Dookie. Like, shit, this is...

This is what's going on down in the States, man. And I hope it doesn't happen up here in Canada. Well, it's probably going to now that you're telling everybody. Maybe we shouldn't then. What is it? A shit... A shit... A shit... Like shit, this is stupid. This is what's going on down in the States, man. And I hope it doesn't happen up here in Canada. Well, it's probably going to now that you're telling everybody. Maybe we shouldn't then. What is it, a shit gun?

It's basically a shit gun, but a shit piss fucking... Everything that comes out of your body. Low. Any kind of fluid that comes out of your body goes into a spray bottle. Shit piss and low. You shake it up, you let it ferment for like a couple weeks, then you've got the Glockdews Dookie. And if someone fucks with you... Why do they get the, they don't have spray ferment for like a couple weeks. Then you've got the Glock doos dookie And if someone fucks with you don't have spray no, it's just a fucking just a bottle like this like Imagine getting that in your face. You just get a squeeze. Yeah, man, but it's like it's the nastiest shit in the world man

Shit pissing low. That's what fucking that's what Randy smells like. I just like a Glock dookie I was gonna suggest we go to Harvey's liquor store. I can't eat now man. No me either. That's what fucking, that's what Randy smells like. Like a Glock Dookie. I was gonna suggest we go to Harvey's Liquor Store. I can't eat now, man. No, me either. That's disgusting. Oh, I can still eat. I can eat, let's go to Harvey's. No, not Harvey's, because we're not,

we're going to a generic, unnamed fast food restaurant unless Harvey's pays us. Well, we'll send them a clip of this and say we want fucking some supper. You know what? Why aren't you making deals with these people? I'm gonna fucking make deals. We could tell Hervey's,

we'll have Hervey's all over the fucking table. But, Buds, you know what? They do background check on you, and all of a sudden you've been to jail fucking 37 times? They don't give a fuck if you're just eating their hand. All right, I'll try. I gotta get some... All right, are we gonna crank some fucking...

Let's do it. Taylor Swift. Yes, let's listen to Taylor. All right, but we have Anna. We need an F and F is an F, so that's the next song. Okay, but mostly Taylor Swift. Who else? Anybody else?

Ted Nugent? Fuck Ted Nugent. I do like that he takes a fucking sock full of pool balls on the airplane with him. I don't like Ted Nugent shooting fucking animals with fucking guns. I forgot about that. That's a few... Fuck, sucker. Alright, that's it. We're done? Alright.

Are we done? We're done. Alright. Fuck. Got a little bit left there. Oh man, we're done. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, Oh, fuck. Got a little bit left there. Oh, man, we're done.