Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 30 - Julian's Christmas Bar

Episode Date: December 25, 2025

It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's sh*tty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the f**k?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Perp Boys Plus. Welcome to the park after the dark. This year for Christmas, I built a bar for my friend Julian. I kind of thought I'd be sitting back there, but, you know, I guess that's fine. What best Christmas prison ever, man? I'm dying right now. I'm not sure if I'm happy with the Christmas gift you got me, though. Why?

I didn't really want to deal with him today, but... What? Do you think I had something to do with this? Oh, I thought this was your gift to me. Oh, this, him? Yeah. Hey, Merry Christmas, guys. Are you fucking kidding me? Merry Christmas.

Watch for the car. Watch out for the car. Watch out for the car. What the fring. Jesus is stupid for you. Hey, hey, hey, that was the... So good trip on that, Ricky. That was the funnest prayer.

Merry Christmas, check it out. I got some... Merry Christmas, you dicks. I got... I brought some good... Merry Christmas, buddy. Check that out. I brought those.

Oh, you brought gifts, did you? Yeah. What are we dealing with? You're going to love it. You got some chips. All right, what kind of chips we got? We got cream of bacon. These are, like, already open.

I'm like pretty much gone. I got hungry, Ricky. I just had a couple. But that one's fresh bag. They're fresh bag. Those are good. These are fucking half-eaten, too. Fuck of these.

Not that's two-thirds right there. Those are just regular, but those ones there, those are some good ones. Just all over. All right. Okay, okay, okay. Let's turn this fuck down. Jesus. I'm a little drunk guys.

I've been drinking like some bailey's. I started off this morning with bailey's. Nice. So what do you fucking think? I think this... You even notice that there's a fucking bar in the trailer now. It's beautiful, Julian. It is.

Ricky, good job. Sorry, Rain, I didn't have any building permits. Holy Frank, Ricky. This is... The snowman should not have a Christmas tree cock, Rick. What the friend? Fully stock bar. Some ice?

Some of your ice? Some of your ice? You want some fucking ice or not, man? I'll take some ice, Julie. You good? Someone can injure themselves, Ricky. Seriously. He's already teeser.

Hey. Pretty fucking good, you know. I want to smoke that. There's an ashtray, Ricky. Holy Frank Julian, you're in some good mood. Did you say Merry Christmas? Yeah? I don't know.

Merry Christmas. Well, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, fucker. Merry Christmas, everybody. This is awesome. I got to snap into it. I got to get some more of this into me, I like. All right.

Snap away. Anyway, I was drinking bailey's in my coffee, and now I switched over to the hard liquor. I don't know if I'm pacing myself right, Julian or not. But you know what? It's Christmas, and I'm going to... That's one of the rules of Christmas. You don't... I think I'm going to get drunk, and I'm going to smoke my joint here.

So... Well... So you brought half-eaten chips and just a joint for yourself, I guess, huh? Well, you can smoke so too if you want, Ricky. So what time did you guys get up? Who cares? Randy, who gives us a fuck? I didn't really sleep that well, so I guess I've sort of been up.

But I did try to sleep. It just didn't go very well. I always get up really. I feel good. I always get up. I'll get up at five. Why do you get up at five? Because I'm too excited.

It's Christmas, so I just can't sleep. But then if you start drinking the first thing, Julian, I don't know how you do it every day. What do you mean? Get drinking all day. He don't drink like a fucking maniac all day, man. That's how you do it. Do you get to change up your Christmas drink?

Are you having any eggnog this year? Fuck eggnog. Eggnog. When have you ever seen me drink the eggnog, Randy? Come on. Eggnog is protein. Julian. Rum and eggnaws is pretty fucking good, I have to say.

And I mean, protein's good for your muscles. It's a little rich, but I can definitely have a couple of those. I'd rather just drink an egg down. Do you watch something with Ricky? It's not as good as yours, but... I'll try your shitty fucking dope, man. You know what? It's good to see you, Randy. Good to see you, too.

Just got a little bit of a buzz on. So when you come out, we dress like that, you know, asking what time you got up in the morning, kind of gets me off, killed through a little bit. It's okay? It's not bad, actually, Randy. Well, Julia... It's got a nice little flavor, it, smooth. Yeah. I thought you'd have a Christmas shirt on or something.

I do. No, do it. Oh, that is a Christmas shirt. This is my Christmas shirt. But you could put a pomp on your hat. I'll sew it off for you. off for you. Now, why would I walk around with a pomp on my head? Guys, it would make you cute, Julian. Every day. Look at me, I got my, did you saw this,

right? It's what I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I get it. Yeah, see? These are my legs. Santa's a small little fucker, isn't he? He's strong though. Yeah. I guess he is. And you can, he's like, he on there now, pounded. Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ricky. Ho, ho, ho, everybody. Ho-ho. avoid doing that man force ready please i bet you like doing that bird if anyone's mean to you you tell them to fring off ho ho ho ho see so we've done a lot of these christmas things there's not a lot of christmas shit to really talk about is there oh yes there is oh really yes man fuck i didn't know that this fucking shit this would be a good christmas gift man the holy grail of shipwrecks you hear about

this fucking thing no the ship called the san jose sank off coast of columbia That's a type of car, I think. Shut up. It's been a little bit of arguing about who owns the fucking thing from the Americans, the Colombians, and Spanish. Guess what's on this fucking ship? What's on it? 11 million gold and silver coins

worth over $20 billion. 20 billion. Yes. What kind of a ship is this? It's a Spanish galleon. Oh, so it's like a wooden fucking thing. Sank in 1708. There's no like...

The British sank the fucking thing. 20 billion, bud. Fuck. Okay. There's a merry part. Christmas, but it's buried. Merry Christmas. It's buried. Merry Christmas.

Buried? No, it's underwater. 2,000 feet below the seed. It's not going to be an easy fucking swim. They could dredge it, probably. You've got to be professional. Well, they've already, they just recovered a few coins and a cannon and... Just get some scalloph fishermen.

Ceramics, I think they called them. Ceramics. I don't fucking know. Yeah, you know what it is. Yeah, ceramics. Fucking homemade shit, man. anyway that would be a fucking hell of a Christmas gift wouldn't it so back in the day they just if you wanted like a burger you just take a gold coin there you go

probably get more than one burger I would think yeah I think what do they do they cut them in half like or what they use copper I don't think they were fucking just rocks they weren't selling burgers to someone who's going to give them a piece of copper man I don't really know how the whole that's not they have been monetary system work back then. I'll be honest. I don't either. A lot of times they'd be trading. I don't know what a gold coin would be fucking worth.

I had no clue. You would thank you. I mean... Were they pure gold? Probably not. It could have been. Oh, they might have been dipped. Oh, no. Yeah, people were fucking... There was nickel, there was gold. There was copper. All that shit, man. $20 billion below the sea. That's a lot.

Fuck, I want to be a treasure hunter. $20 billion. I just don't think I'd be good a... Where's this off the coast of what? Columbia. I think Columbia's pretty fair. It's not that far, man. Six hours. It's just west. Six hours and what?

Six hours, that's it? Yeah, British Columbia. It's on the west coast. I think this is a different place. Columbia, man, we're talking down south, Brandy. Jesus, fuck. Down south. Columbia.

I'm not good at geographic, but I think it's in South America, maybe. It's down there, yeah. I think so, too. It is, boys. If it's Columbia, I'm thinking of, they're pretty famous for certain types of drugs. Right. There's been lots of movies made about Columbia.

Yeah. Yeah, Pablo. Pablo. And it's mountainous. Cocaine hippos. Mountainous terrain, I think. Cocaine hippos. I think it's good to have a donkey.

A donkey? Well, yeah, if you've got to carry supplies up to the mountain. Can donkeys fucking swim 2,000 feet under the sea? No, but they can swim. They're good swimmers, but they're top swimmers. They're not diving, man. I think we're going to need some pet dolphins. Okay, dolphins.

I don't know how to get them. How the fuck are they going to, like, go too deep? I don't think they can deep dive that deep. A big, big whale could. I think if you showed a dolphin, a gold coin, and you held a fish shop, and just said, go. Never know. You know what you'd have to do first.

You'd have to bait the gold fucking area. You'd have to find it. first. They found it. Oh, they found it. Oh, they should be able to fucking get a shoot in they, man. That's like...

Some American shipwreck company found it. And they're like, fuck, we found it. We want half the goddamn hall. So they're going for 10 billsy, which leaves another 10 billsy. Fuck, that's a lot of money. I'd like just a little portion of that.

Yeah. Well, that's every little kid's dream is to find Barry Treasure. There's not enough rain. either. If there's rainbows, you could find it. I don't know if that's true. I don't know if I even want to hear you say something like that again, Randy. Like that was too much. Way too much. Barry treasure, Juliet.

Yeah, but you know, you turned it into this... Every boy's dream and all the stuff. Your eyes are actually a nicer blue than the blue and the rainbows, Julian. You've got pretty eyes. eyes. Again, Randy, please. Don't talk to me like that. Oh, that was a good joy. See, like,

and this is the problem with being big right now. Merry Christmas. I told somebody. Who, why is he here? I don't, you're the one who fucking invited me? I never did that. Who invited you here today? Merry Christmas.

Randy? Check it out. Oh, ho, ho. All right. Merry Christmas. Oh, that fucking raccoon. That fucking raccoon. ABC who was in Virginia.

No, man. You fucking almost Jesus Christ. Not moved by... You can't do that move. He's happy. He's a happy saying. Oh, I'm rest you.

This fucking raking, raccoon, tomato, tomato. Yeah. Broke into this fucking liquor store and got fucking wasted. And passed out in the bathroom. What was he drinking? Harderick. Bourbon.

Bourbon. Jealous because you can't get bourbon here right now. It sucks. Because I love bourbon. Yeah. Well. But, you know, you got to support it, I guess. How, how, I wonder how much you drank.

I think it was like three bottles. Three bottles of bourbon. He fucking passed out hard. It's flat out on the floor in the bathroom when they found him. Wonder how he's doing. But you know what? It's a double standard, isn't it? That was me?

I would have got arrested. Not him. They took a fucking animal place. looked after him, sobered him up, and fucking took it to some island with no dogs. You serious? Yeah. Excuse me. They transported the motherfucker to an island.

I wish I was an animal. I know. They don't get in trouble. They can do whatever the fuck they want. Well, you are, we are animals. Humans. We're homo sapiens. That's what we are.

But Ricky, you don't understand. Animals, like, you see how many fucking animals when you're driving down the highway. How many are on the side? All fucked over. That's the kind of mentality you're dealing with. Yeah. You know what I mean? You don't want to, like, you're that, like, all day.

You're doing fucked up shit the entire day, man. You're trying to... Sometimes they think they're dumb. Maybe they're just drunk. Baked. And they fucking walk, wander out on the road. I guarantee if they did, like, a fucking testing for drugs and alcohol on a roadkill, most likely you're not going to be drunk.

They're not going to find anything, man. Like, nothing. They see the light. So they're just dumb, I guess. They're just, that's what I'm saying, the lights. But this guy's smart. But they're smart things about the Rakeans. They can fucking get in the garbage cans.

They can. They can break into liquor stores. They knew, he knew that was bourbon, and he fucking smashed it and drank the fuck out of it. So that's smart. That, that is smart, man. The problem is now he's probably hooked on it. I know I am.

Hooked on what? Bourbon. Yeah. Bourbon's good, man. Fuck. Well, Mr. Lay, he liked bourbon too. But he liked them all. Wow.

All right, so we've got some Christmas stuff. You guys want to talk about Christmas shit? I found some shit. All squinted and confused. Exactly. But your babies raised by wolves. I don't know. You know what?

I don't even know if I got it in. They didn't do this. I don't know if I can do it, man. I'm surprised that wolves actually brought somebody up. babies like you would think they would get hungry and eat them why would they suddenly change which babies wolves bringing them you know you just sang it in the song oh sorry man i was really good to see yeah things got off uh topic there for a second yeah there's been reports of people being fucking raised by animals and shit like some monkeys and

yeah fucking dogs and they can actually do the You know, rough, fluff. And they know what you're saying. Why do they know that they were used? Yeah. The what? Use tires. When it starts to fall apart, man.

It really falls apart. What are you talking about, man? Just saying. I'm confused. Ah. All right, over now. So it's Christmas in the park. Yeah, it is, man.

I got to make my cheeseburger dressing. These half-eating chips were pretty fucking good, I got to say. I make a cheeseburger dressing. I just take cheeseburgers, and I chop them all up into little squares, and you just add a little more butter. It's weird, but butter's really good with it, and you put that in the cavity of the turkey. And then you got cheeseburger.

I'm more of a stovetop guy. I don't like the soggy fucking, but apparently if you do it right, it's not supposed to be soggy, so I guess I've just never done it right. Yeah, you should try it, Ricky, because this is... So what are you got to do, paper towel out the fucking shop vac out the turkey, get her nice and dry or that's a good idea shop vac turkey

because some of the stuff's just shit you know I don't eat the neck but I use that for flavor I never thought about it a nice powerful shop back could be great for pumpkins I don't know you ever know anyone to eat okay I've been reading about fucking Icelandic Christmas shit going on

and you're using a shop vac to do what to a turkey suck it out suck it out so you kill a turkey you put it in it and you suck out the guts and shit there's no guts but you just it's a little bit of debris the innards would it work

yeah instead of having to use paper towel I bet you if you did have a powerful shop fact Rick that would that would riddle me this could you take your turkey down to one of the car wash places with those powerful vacuums suck

right could you do your pump rid of the giblets what the f like people eat the giblets and shit right he's in a powerful vacuum to suck out of pumpkin that's a great idea what else could you use it for I mean you're on to something you know what you can have like a fucking vacuum pumpkin kit with the carving tools people will buy it no there's a lot of people don't want to be digging around a pumpkin head man yeah that's true have you ever been pregnant randy a lot of people say

that you are permanently pregnant oh well that's just because I have a belly did you hear about the fucking woman that was pregnant and made her boyfriend order that crazy pizza a pizza it's a fucked up order what okay so this is what i want do not fuck it up so buddy orders places the order she wanted hand tossed triple pepperoni extra cheese which is pretty normal so far banana peppers light jalapinos yeah half chicken half mushroom half caramelized onion half olives and light sauce. Whoa. But are all those halves on one half?

Or, you know what I mean? Is it half over here? Maybe half over here sometimes? I would say 95% that they fucked it up. But buddy left a note when he placed the order saying, I know this sounds really messed up, but this is the real order. Please do not mess it up.

I have a very pregnant wife. I'm afraid of her, and you should be too. We'll get some weird fucking cravings, man. So she had all the halves on her side, obviously, because that's what she's like, I'm fucking... She's craving. I'm trying to figure it out. I think she wanted all that stuff.

So what read it one more time? Triple pepperoni, extra cheese, banana peppers, light jalapenos. So that's on everything. Yep. Right. Then half chicken. So then on one half, you add chicken mushroom. And what else?

Caramelized onion. Caramelized onion. And olives. And olives. And light sauce. And light sauce. Yeah. Light sauce threw me off.

Just do that on the hole. But I think all those things were meant for that one side, Ricky. There was too much sauce, things that get really, like, fucking gushy. You know what I mean? Yeah. So triple pepperoni. Sogy. Yeah, you wouldn't get the fucking thing.

Halipinos on the hole. So that would be all right. It's probably fucking not bad, actually. I don't think I'd do the olives. I don't know if I'd... I don't know if the chicken's necessary. Yeah, the chicken is kind of weird. The pepperoni.

I'm not sure I've ever had caramelized onions on a pizza. I bet it's fucking good. That would be good. You know what? Pick the fucking olives off, I'd eat it. Yeah, olives? Yeah. I do like...

All right, I'm done. I'm leaving. Good luck, guys. Oh, hey, you're not... You hope you have a merry Christmas. You are definitely not leaving him here, man. We're fucking neat. I am not...

Yeah, I'm not... Yeah, there he goes. ...move. Just thinking about being left alone with you. Just thinking about being left alone with you. Did anyone lick your head yet, Julian? Randy. No, man.

I'll lick it for you if you want, just this Christmas. Must be colder, is it? It is cold, man. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. It's all right, though. It's a weird feeling. But, yeah, it's actually not as cool as I thought of being here.

I can't imagine, yeah. I might try to grow my beard like yours. I think I'd look pretty handsome. You should. I guess it could be a team. No, we're not. Don't make it seem like it's a team thing. New Year's team.

and him fucking growing a... I don't think... I've been bald once, Julian Mal. I might go bald again, but I think for now. Do what you want to do, Randy. Did you enjoy it? I found it kind of damp. Damp?

Yeah, you walked out in the fog, and then the fog hits you in the head, and you feel it. You know why? Because you've got a fucking greasy melon. It was like fucking coated in grease. That's why you felt that way. I don't feel that way.

Yeah. The fucking doing shit. The mist. The mist. Yeah, we've got a lot of maritime mist. You know, anyway. Yeah, I don't know. Now I might have to shave my head

just to see what it's like in the mist. Well, it's, your head is very sensitive. Yeah. You know what? I can't wait for the next day of mist. Are you playing with your head, Julia? Like, no, man. Rubbing it?

No. I forget that it's even like this most of the time, man. So if you walked outside after a crazy work, out. Your head's all sweaty. Yeah. It's minus 20. We get like ice build up. I think first it's like you'd see the vapor coming off your head. I think it was just all the hot. And then probably would freeze. You lose 80% of your heat through your head.

I heard that was an old husband's tail. Oh yeah? I'm not sure. Yeah. It's a lot though. Yeah, your brain. Oh, man. Your brain takes a lot. My brain is going through a lot right now. What the fuck were you talking about Icelandic?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got their fucking little, they're a little crazy, man. They like their Christmas. They do. You know what? We met him. He's a drunk. No, that was in Finland, man.

Oh, yeah. Totally different. No, here, they got fucking Shiko, man. They got these little trolls that come down from the mountains, right? Yeah. And they're called Yule Lads. They really call it something else, but it's a bunch of... There's no fucking way I could ever be able to pronounce that word.

It's got a bunch of accents and shit, man. So the trolls live where? They live from... They come down from the mountains. They come into people's house. They leave gisps or they cause shit. Hmm. And when they cause shit, they're going to leave a potato in your bed.

Ooh. Yeah. I'd eat the potato. I'd be one of those. I like potatoes. That'd be a mean little troll. But they also have a big black cat. called the Yule Cat, or the Christmas Cat.

This house-sized feline loves eating people, and it doesn't care if they've been naughty or nice. They don't give a fuck about naughty or nice shit. A house-sized cat? A house-sized cat? A cat, the size of a fucking house. That's a big cat. And it likes eating people.

I bet it does. Little snacks. It only cares whether or not that they've received a piece of clothing for Christmas, which indicates that they haven't been lazy. So, all right. I don't think I'm going to go there. I don't think I'm going to go there. Not a Christmas.

I'm going to stay away from there because I don't want to get eaten by a cat. Steve French scared me enough. Oh, you'd be fucking, yeah, you'd be in trouble. He ate those forager burgers. Oh, man. Anyway. He'd take one look of you and go, holy fuck.

The Yule Cat? Black cats, do they? Look at this. Yule Cat would eat you in a second. He looks slow and he looks delicious. If they cross your path... Gummy bear time. It's bad luck.

If a black cat crosses your path, Frank Seas. I thought that was all in Halloween. I don't think I think it's... They got that shit going on in... Oh, what's going on in Japan now? Oh, they got... This is really fuck, boys. Like, check with this tradition of Japan.

All right. It was adapted back in the fucking... 19th century. Okay. It's a result, tradition, little known, okay, blah, blah, blah. It was about eating KFC for Christmas dinner. dates back to the 1970s. Really?

Yeah, that's when it began. They ran an ad, a campaign, and now everybody is eating KFC. So KFC's fucking ran. They fucking took over. Wow. I see, I like that idea. The 70s, right on. I don't think it's open here on Christmas, but.

Well, yeah. when did fucking kFC get over there now had to have been had to have been 70s what a campaign fuck see it's the gravy the gravy is what sells that having the gravy oh i think it's a bit more than the fucking gravy well the i think it's something that the leavened herbs and spices and the fucking chicken man yeah but you need the gravy with that julian you need the juicing what a fucking good christmas meal it's easy it slides down the throat i'm into it but it's the gravy slide down. It's pretty greasy shit though man. Delicious.

Yeah, but once a year, Christmas. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Just get fucking eating, get sick and get drunk. Fuck it. Puck it up later. Chicken party. Have a chicken party. Hey. We haven't had a chicken party in probably

decade. Chicken party. You know what? You should give us a chicken party sometime. Chicken party? Yeah, man. Christmas gift. Oh, I'll try. Dig through your fucking coupons and shit. You know, you must got to

half-price barrel somewhere, man. Yep. And I want a bucket, not a fucking box. Yeah, we want a... The bucket? It's a bucket, isn't it? We want at least two buckets. Two buckets of chicken and fucking a gravy each.

Because I'm not dipping gravy with you fucking... You eat the dark meat, Julian? You like dark chicken? I like... I'm not more of a chicken breast dude. Uh-huh. He's a breast man. Yeah, the white meat there, buddy. And the chicken.

What about yourself? I just eat it all I get right in there you can take a wing and just go do you eat the bones no I don't eat have you ever eating the bones in the chicken wings eat the bones

I bet you can suck a leg dry I can't I can just I can fit a whole drumstick right in my mouth I bet you can you could suck the leg off a fucking elephant man you gotta watch out for that spear thing on the drumstick though what is that

scoer? I don't know it's just a tendon or something Oh, on the drumstick. Who knows. Something. See, I don't do, I don't play drumsticks. Yeah, they're juicy. Cartridge, I guess. Yeah.

Carthage, man, yeah. Yeah. But it'd be easier than cooking, I suppose. Okay. Okay, we got the Pierre Noel over in fucking France. Pierre Noel? Yeah. Leave their shoes by the fireplace for the Pierre Noel.

And what happens? It's a lot of fucking shoes, man. I don't know. You got the parents got to take them because it. There's no such thing. And that it's a pair of shoes gone. Wow. You'd have to leave like an old pair of it.

That's what I would do. Yeah, you wouldn't want to leave your fucking Air Jordan. No, isn't there gone? Merry Christmas. How right have we done? Nope. No, we're not. We're almost done.

Well, it feels like we've been here for... You know what? Two people here had everything ready and did a lot of the talk. One person sat there and... Fucking did his little... Fucking... Whang... It's it. Wangwack. You did the hat whack.

I got high guys and I'm having some drinks. So I'm just having a Merry Christmas to everybody. That's what I say. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! There it goes. Ho! Ho! Oh. I know, that was very nice. It was touching, man.

I guess we should say Merry Christmas to people. Didn't we? Did we already? What does, where did Noel come from anyway? Noel? Well, man, it's... Need Noel? Is it French? It's fucking French, man.

It's Paranoil, man. It's the Paranoil, man. Okay. All right, just a sec. Blah, blah, blah. That one's okay. That was fucking lame. Fuck, man.

I'm killing me on these fucking Christmas years. I'm done. You know what? I don't give a fuck. I did like the KFC one, though. They don't even do much at all. In Maria? Korea. Oh, Korea.

They've got their new year, man. They've got their mid-autom festival. This is North. Okay. Self. Good. So they say you're like, let's just hang out and maybe have a few drinks. Love it.

Like a couple, that's what they do. Because they got their other shit going on, man. That's what Christmas should be. So they just hang out. They don't get the whole family together, though. They just get all stressed things, spend all the fucking money. Get a hammer. You really need, man.

Just got to hang out with your fucking friends and family. Way too much, man. Have some drinks. Smoke, if you smoke like we do. Just have a good fucking time. I guess it's pretty much like the rest of the year, but just more. Yeah.

Yeah. I didn't work nearly as much as this Christmas, though. I don't know if you guys noticed. Yeah. It kind of took it easy a little bit. I didn't do much. I made this bar.

Good job on the bar. I want to say thank you, man. I like it. May you're not of missing from somewhere. I wish it was bigger. Well, you know what? This is the thing. I kind of fucked up,

because you can't really put your legs under it. It's a DIY kind of project, right? It's a what? do it yourself. Right? So this is the start, man. Okay. We're going to add some shit on to this.

And wait and see, man. In about a month or so, this thing's going to look like. We might even want to open this fucking... Right now, I feel like you should have, like, DJ equipment. Totally. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, just go crazy, man.

But we might be able to open this place up someday. To what? You mean, like, put it in addition? No, you got like a fucking bar. Oh, you mean open it up for business? 50 people on here. 50? Yeah, I guess. Would I want 50 people in here? I don't know. I'll have to pay him.

Ricky, did you drill a hole, put this in, or did you just ram it in there? Why are you so curious about it? I'm just curious about your craftsmanship. Well, to be truthful. That's a big ball. Well, of course it's fake, but do you want a real one? I said big! Oh, I thought you said fake.

I tried to ram it in. It didn't really... It was a lot harder than I thought, so I I had to get some equipment. Started with a spoon and a knife that didn't go very well either. He can't keep his fucking hands off it. No, because of what it symbolizes. Like, how many people come in and start playing with the bulbs on your Christmas tree? He's the first.

It's not a tree, Juliet. It's a snowman. What do you like better? The nose or the package? I just think it's very interesting. It was more interesting to you got rid of the... Snowcock? Snow something.

Oh. Now you get it. Ricky. That was a buzz on move. Rick. I wouldn't have did that so over, probably. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas.

I got you. You don't even have a drink in that here. Oh, there you go. Get some ice cubes. See? I was pretty generous of you, Julie. It's Christmas time, man. Well, I do hope everybody has a fucking awesome Christmas.

Like I said, don't get stressed out about money and gifts. Spent some time with your friends and family. Have some drinks. Stay up late. Sleep in. Eat the fuck of the shit. And that includes a lot of things, I guess, but mostly food. Yeah.

Have a big Christmas breakfast, man. Oh, yeah. Saucson's bacon. Oh. Yeah. Beans. Bacon. I love bacon.

Homemade bread, maybe. You still make an homemade bread? You make some bread. I'll make some beans. Dr. Pepper Beans. Dr. Pepper Beans. And I get a buzz on and fucking just hang out, boys.

I'm all over it. I'll eat some beans. I guess I do have to see my family at some point. Beans, beans and magic fruit. More you eat, more you do. Oh, my fuck. See, that's a knife. Why?

All right. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. Great one. We'll see you in, what's next year? 20, 20. Sex or something. Next year.

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