Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 31 - DeepDrugs

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

New Year, New Julian? He's stylin' real Ray Bans, waking and baking, and doing some manifesting sh*t. Meanwhile, Ricky's more interested in what people are getting stuck up their butt! There's also greasy alien encounters, AI baby names, and the Boys' new business idea - the Aero Weedinator!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. This gotta be like a... Maybe we can cut it. I don't know. I don't know. What do you think? You cut it, bring it down. I don't know, man.

It's too fucking hot, man. It's not the most comfortable. Well, it's just like it's a bookcase. It's, I mean, it's cool. I need a better bar stool, man. This thing's not fucking comfy. This one's fucked. Oh, anyway, you know what?

We're going to be more positive this year, man. Fuck this shit. It's perfect. Okay. This is what we're. we're gonna do man it's gonna make us a lot of money okay man you know what I'm saying not really okay well it's just this big thing that people are talking about these days like manifesting and all that shit it's big you gotta be positive

and I can and you know straight up positive it's straight up so we're gonna be positive and straight up we're gonna be nice Randy's gonna come here you know over the I'm not gonna be nice to Randy see maybe that's our downfall though because Because we're shitting on him. Makes me feel better. The world's saying, no, man, this manifesting shit. No. It's going to fuck it up.

See, that's what I don't understand. If I'm trying to manifest some shit, say, oh, I'm going to be rich and all that shit. And you're doing... What the fuck are you talking? I don't know, man. I'm way too big for this right now. Anyway, welcome to the Paracapt of the Dark. 2026, which is fucked.

I can't believe it's 2020. 26, man. That's nuts. I remember when it was like 2000? Yeah. They were like this is fucking cool. It was awesome. That just seemed like yesterday.

Oh, man. That's scary. Hope everybody had a great fucking holiday and shit. I know we did. I think I'm still fucking on my holiday. Well, it's been, you know what? We've been doing this every day since the new year, get up, doing the old wake and bake thing. Yeah.

I'm liking it. I don't hate it. I never have and I hope I never will. I'm a lot less stressed. Like I'm not stressing out about anything. That's good. Stress will fucking get you, man. I know.

Well, we can make some more money. That's the only thing. That's the only one that stresses me out. I think. I don't know, man. Well, I thought I had a lot more paper than two, but I guess I don't. So, yeah, this chat, GPT shit is getting a little crazy, man.

Now they're using it, used it to name a New Year's baby in Maryland. Like you can't come up with your own fucking kid's name? You got to let this chat guy do. Like dump in all this information. This is the baby looks like. They just, I think they just said their last name was Winkler. I think they just said what baby name would be best for the last name Winkler?

Girl or guy? It's a guy. Henry. Jesus, you were close, but, you know, yeah, I forgot about the Henry guy. The Fonz, man. They came up with Hudson or Hudson Oakley Winkler, which I guess is okay. Fuck, come up with your own fucking baby's name.

I don't know what I think about that. Imagine you get older, like, why did you guys name me fucking Hudson Oakley? Well, we didn't. Computer did. I'd be like, you fucking. Would you, yeah, but you know what? In the future, the kids aren't going to give a fuck.

They're all about this shit. Yeah, I guess you're right. We're just, you know what? We got a, I don't know, man. Just, it's getting fucking crazy. People don't want to do anything. They just type it into the fucking computer. But shall we be keeping up with it, man?

Should we be like embracing the shit? I don't know, man. It's fucking things up. But kids in school, they're not even, are they learning? Are they just saying, I need to fucking write this paper and get chat to do it? You know what? I would homeschool, I think. If I had a kid, I'd say, hey, look, we're going to do some fucking, you know?

What's a scary? I'm schooling. We probably won't be alive, but who's going to be running the world in 20 years? You know what? You're fucking weed. Chat? What is this deep weed that you gave me? I don't know, man.

Well, you got in... We're fucking manifesting and shit. I know, because you're on social media. You're on fucking social media reading through the shit, man. It's just like... We're on deep drugs. People are making money out there, man, doing that. I don't know.

I don't know if I got it in me. You got to be too good. All right, well, let's talk about something more uplifting. Okay, man. I got some glasses. I think they're real. I'm not sure if they're real or not. They look real.

I don't know what. The rebands. What do you mean are they're real? They're real. They're like they're the real deal. They're not fake. I think that they, well, well, look. What do you think?

Got the little rayband on the front. You can't. Who fucking nose, man? You can't even tell anymore. Well, I don't care if the real or not. I like it. They're Matt Black. Okay.

The Matt. Sure, man. Fuck you, man. I'm trying to be fucking happier. All right. I had a good Christmas. It was good, man. That's good.

Oh, you mean you got those for Christmas? Well, I got to myself. He stole them or you bought them? Well, in the parking lot, they were kind of just there. In a car? This is an odd one. This Toronto sex shop was asked to stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain. To who?

I guess that's the name of a country, is it? What is the country? Bahrain. Bahrain? Bahrain. I don't know. What, how do you spell it? B-A-H, rain.

Rain, okay. I don't know where the fuck that is, man. Anyway, the package contained a letter from the Department of War that Trump started. And it was after the products arrived at the U.S. naval base in Bahrain.

Is that B-A or B... Yeah, B-A-H. Okay, okay, man, just making sure. So, yeah, so I guess a bunch of the U.S. Navy are ordering up butt plugs. There's two boxes of them. The U.S. Navy. Yeah, I guess the Navy was a bit mad that the soldiers ordered it, some spicy toys, they call them.

And also, butt plugs are illegal in Bahrain. Are you fucking kidding me? I am not. You know what the capital city of Bahrain is? You don't, because I have never read this before. Manana. Manama. Manama.

Okay. Manama. I don't know if this. You probably got to probably. You get probably have the right accent. I would say. But I don't know. Anyway, I guess, I don't know.

I don't know, man. You know what? Base water and butt plugs. I'm trying not to think about it, but. I've never worn a butt plug, so maybe there's something to it. I don't know. So I shouldn't judge.

I've never, I can say that I haven't as well. But maybe that's the new thing, man. I don't know. I'm not going to try it. I don't want to put a butt plug in me, man. No? Did you put anything else in? No, man.

Nothing. Jesus Christ. All right. See, you know what? Oh, man. We're talking way too deep today, man. Let's not with this. Deep weed.

Yeah, deep drugs. It's freaking me out, man. But the shit we're talking about that in. This will probably freak you out. Okay. Florida man in Miami wakes up to a burglar groping his penis and urinating on him. 4 a.m.

Okay, go rewind. Say that again. He woke up and there was a guy grabbing his penis. Grabbing his, okay? Not like, yeah. Like, was you waking up, it was your penis getting grabbed? Like, he's getting the lowest. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

And then the guy pulled out his penis and played with it a little bit and then started urinating on him. And pissed on him. Yeah, and then he left. You know what that's a sign of? I'm not sure. You're fucking crazy. Now, don't you, isn't it hard to piss on somebody if you're,

afraid but if you're like yeah fuck you i'm pissing on you i don't know i guess it's not easy to piss on somebody man he was a air force veteran and apparently he when he was leaving he grabbed his clothes to leave so i guess he must take his clothes off okay and he said i know you and then he left oh okay go wait wait wait wait yeah the air force dude go back man you're freaking me out the air force dude. He was the fucking intruder. He was the, okay, he would, all right. He's the one that did the penis grabbing and the urinating. Why? Do we know why?

He wouldn't, he wouldn't talk. And all he said was what? They did catch him, and the guy identified him. And he wouldn't answer any questions. Jesus, fuck. What a weird fucking thing to be charged with, then the judge kind of fuck him. She upped his charges to burglary with assault or battery, so he could

actually get life if he's found guilty for this. Which, I mean, I don't... I don't really disagree. It's a weird one. What do you mean you don't disagree? You think it was okay, buddy went in there and did that? No, I'm saying I don't disagree with him getting life. Oh, no.

I mean, he's got some mental issues, man. Maybe they should fucking check out what's going on. Yeah, he should probably be evaluated, I guess. Exactly. It could be just a fucking fetish. I don't know. I don't know, man. That's quite a...

I'm glad to caught him. Did he break into Buddy's house? He did. Okay, well, yeah, he's got some issues. That's more than a fetish, man. That's like, I need to go. I need something. I need to talk to somebody.

I had a dream one time. I woke up and there was an alien doing things downstairs. But it was just a dream. What did it? Where were you when this happened? I was in my in bed. And an alien was doing what to you? I woke up and there was some things going on down below that actually felt not too bad.

And I looked over and Lucy was fast asleep beside me. So I'm like, okay, what the fuck is going on? Is there a neighbor down there? Okay. So I pulled back the blankets and there was a little alien. What did he look like? What did he look like? What did he look like?

He looked pretty normal except he was like a dark gray. So he looked like a human. Not really, no. He was small. Who did he look like out there? Is there anybody resembled like any stars or anything? He looked at all of his animated.

He was kind of like an animated one of those, from the trolls, that movie. The fucking trolls. Yeah, the singers. I don't know the trolls, man. And they sing? Fuck, didn't they ever sing? Okay.

The trolls. Are they animated? Yeah, they were animated. But this guy wasn't really animated. I think it was a guy. Could have been a girl. Did he have a voice? No, he didn't say a fucking word.

He just kind of made these grunting noises. So you don't know who was a guy? Then he smiled and he fucking was like a lightning bullet going out of the room. Then I fucking woke up startled. And I'm like, oh, thank God. It was just a dream. was it? Maybe it wasn't. You know what? It's happening out there, man.

If you know, if anybody would ever get visited by a fucking alien and have them down under the covers with them doing shit, it would be you. And that's a compliment, man. But then I'm wondering, you know, if I didn't pull back the covers and spooked the thing, like... What would have happened? Yeah, like, how far would it have gone?

Were you, like, erect? I was feeling all right until I found out what the fuck was going on. I assumed it was Lucy And I'm like, right on, this is great It was a fucking alien It was just a dream But anyway, imagine making it's real And it's not an alien, it's some guy

fucking grabbing your junk and pissing on you So, okay, back to the alien thing. What's worse? What happened after all that ended? Did you go back to sleep or did you get up and take a piss and going breakfast? After I woke up and realized it was a dream? Yeah.

I don't really remember. I don't know if I you know, finish the job or I'm not sure. It's not what I was talking about, but, you know, maybe I'm just trying to,

yeah, who fucking knows, man? I think it could be a movie. Not the urinating, the alien bird. Could be an alien urinating on you. That's what I was thinking. That would be a weird way to wake up. And it was a fetish. It's like a thing they do before they mate.

You know what I mean? That could be part of the movie. All right. All right, there you have it. We'll come back to you. And I'm not, well, you know what? I figure it out. For some reason, I, what do you want to talk about?

Anything? I'm just, like, I'm disappointed, man. There's this fortune teller who ripped off this other person. Oh, fuck. Yeah, man. Yeah, she stole the client's phone and then got the, all the fucking deals on her. And then went in, blasted her. We're like, yeah, this is, yeah, this happened here.

Your name is that. you got a fucking fuck daughter named this and you know so she knew everything she knew everything so she called the person

she called the person for she made a lot of money off them but anyway she got caught she's in jail I wonder how they caught her uh like how the fuck do you really want to know no I don't know maybe not that's what I was kind of thinking I was like I don't give a fuck

really yeah no I don't care it's done you know what You know what pisses me off about your place? The heat? Well, that's, it's getting a little bit better. The fucking internet, man. Like, what the fuck is going on?

I let you were, dude. Like, where is it? I don't know. I don't know, man. I got it. I'm not good with that sort of shit. You know, I ordered it. They said I had it.

And I don't know. I guess it doesn't work very well. I got it. It's off the phone. It's only nine bucks a month, so I guess I can't complain too much. Yeah. I can't see you ever.

Are you paying nine bucks a month? That's going to really happen. Maybe I haven't paid it in a year. Maybe that's what's wrong. Maybe you haven't paid it at all. Did you ever send you don't have online baking? Do you actually go into the bank? Do I need internet?

No, not really. Don't you don't. Well, I have a phone. Yeah. That works pretty good. Like this fucking, I can't put a 10-hour YouTube video of burning, a burning fireplace earned the creator of it. over a million fucking bucks what the fuck like how can't we do this shit i don't know but i mean it's

not original that's what i mean there's a channel on the satellite that had a fucking fireplace another one with an aquarium which is kind of cool especially when you're baked see what you got to do you know you got to get in at the root level of things you know like apple and shit imagine if we bought into that stock there's so many of them man we got to right we got to get at a ground how do you know base that's the thing we got to go we need you

we need to get really fucked up maybe go through the stock market I don't know okay man I'll get some businesses and then give what look at graphs and shit because it's all about the business it's gonna someday be huge right I can get inside a graph

that's what I mean man I got to figure it out I think you you were the your special man man man that's really nice to say. I've always felt that way, but not many people have said it. Hey, no problem. It's all part of the plan.

Does you get your, whatever the fuck you're trying to get going? Yeah. All right. This is something new, man. And this freaked me out kind of. Hit me with it. World's first aeroponic desktop ecosystem lets you grow plants in mid-air

without water or soil. Aeroponic? Aeroponic, man. to get into this shit is real the motherfucker is right there just a second let me zoom this shit in man i don't know man that doesn't is that real that is real how does it work it's in an aeroponic fucking chamber what the fuck i don't understand how like what feeds it air air like a mist in the air kind of like not hydroponics no no but i don't think there is man they said it's not like aeroponauta uh hydroponic shit i want to be the first guy at

but that you can imagine that air weed we could have this fucking trailer decked out and i got to show should i try to turn this shit on man you can try it's hard to do when you're fucked sometimes it works sometimes it don't the fuck is your remote man you i mean you need a fucking remote for that tv it's not like the old ones there's no fucking buttons remotes remotes get lost the time or when parties are happening you're important man anyway they're going to throw it up 100% They're going to throw that up right now. See, check that up. So can you imagine taking those things and having like fucking huge ones all the perimeter of this trailer?

It would look like a big aquarium, man. It would look fucking amazing if it works, but does it work? It does work. Do you need grow lights and shit still? So is this something you want to invest in? No, I think it's something you've got to dial into and figure it out. We'll start researching it as soon as we're done here today. We have huge plants.

We're all along here. The fucking light the shit up, man. I wonder if it's something you can make bigger, though, if it has to be just those little tiny bullshit. No, no, no, no, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about ones this big. We make, like, a cabinet. I like your thing.

You put some fucking glass in it. What suspends the fucking thing? Do you need a clone? This whole thing is confusing to me. It's a transparent cube provides a clear view of the plant. Okay, no, which is suspended in the air with no soil or water. I'm still 100%. It's a nutrient-rich mist, pulverized.

Okay. From the bottom of the device. So we got to fucking pulverized the fucking... Mistoponics. It's a mist uponics, man. So then, can you imagine? I mean, this fucking growing in the air. I mean, it's got to be pretty fucking good.

Who knows, man? Who knows? Doesn't it lose... Well, it's a nutrient. Fucking mist. You have to fucking tailor the mist. to what you want. And this is another thing.

Because you'd want a different mist when it's grown and you want a different mist when it's flower. Yeah, the multi-mister. That's a fucking thing we can patent. I still don't know about the light. This LED bullshit doesn't fucking cut. It features a built-in heating system with a maximum temperature of 45 degrees Celsius.

Three adjustable mist modes. Okay. The pulverized just the right amount of water for various plants and a grow light that simulates natural sunlight indoors to stimulate photosynthesis. So it's not that different

hydroponics. Oh, fuck. You got, these people are already doing Kickstarter, man. See, this is... Fuck. We got to learn how to do this shit, man. Yeah. Fuck. He raised $138,000

fucking dollars at the time of his writing. And you can... So we just changed the Mistaponix and started on Kickstarter. For the it's got to be for growers, man. Like, serious. We've got to make sure that fucking works.

Until I'm smoking something decent. All right. Well, we can order one of these, which I think we should get for $89. Let's do it. We'll put it right the fuck here. All right. That's right there.

I don't know, man. All right. I'm in. So we're in. We're going to start it, and then we'll take that. We'll take the fucking thing apart if we have to and just make it huge.

I'm definitely curious. Anything new that is better for growing anything I'm into. All right. It's about this big. Oh, wow. It's bigger than I thought. So is this more for show or is it for actually trying to be... Well, I mean, it shows a video of some little kid looking at a bunch of flowers growing.

Like, it's, I mean, it's not built right now. Well, these guys aren't building it for fucking weed. Right. Which is, that's where we lock in. I mean, if it's missed instead of a lot of... great big ton of yeah it's not like big buckets of the shit right it'd be easier yeah and not as fucking yeah you wouldn't go through nearly as much all right there might be something okay i'll have to let's buy one let it dazzle us as it's it fucking we grow them right here man

yep fuck yeah do you have to buy the mist from them or you make your own mist i wonder you know what i don't know we're like you know what this. I'm looking at it right now. Come on internet. We're going right to the site. In the meantime, we can talk about 25 of the weirdest things removed from people. Fuck me, man. 223,000 these guys were up to. Wow. Oh, man. Like, give

people, give us some money to make that. We need a name. We need a name, man. I know. Arrow. Weed Arrow. Oh, fucking that's lame. Mistmaster. The mistmaster weed alighter. Weedanator. The Whedonator.

The Aero-Weedanator. There you go. All right. If you want to invest in the Aero-Weedanator, maybe we should start up a Kickstarter and get everybody on board. I'm not sure why. I read this list, but I was curious. What?

25 of the weirdest things removed from people's asses in 2025. All right. There's a bit of a theme going on here today for you, bud. Yeah, I don't know what happened there. Baseball? Mm-hmm. What's fuck? Baseball.

A softball or a fucking... I'm assuming like a hard ball, but that's... That's a... Can't be an easy one. Jesus. Hey, fuck. Was that... A battery-powered light.

A slipping fog kind of thing, or... It says battery-powered lights. I'm okay, fuck, whatever, a flashlight. No, because, well, you'll find it later. Okay. So I don't know what the fuck that is. Battery-powered lights. Beard-lippers.

Okay. Beard clippers. That's kind of weird. It is. I mean, I don't know what size they were, if they were tapered. I mean, I can see that one. Corn, Cobb holder. No, man.

That's like, did that get shoved up there? Did they swallow it by accident, I wonder? Is it like the tray, the corn, and the cob? No, it's the little fucking pro. Oh, these little things. Yeah, I got stabbed with one. I stabbed myself with one. Okay.

All right, that's dangerous. Corn cob pipe. I don't like the whole thing or just the handle. I don't know. I'd say you grab a whole. off the pipe part and the corn cob. Doorknob? Doork.

Again, like a baseball. That's... I'm not seeing it. That could have been by accident. Wow. It's just... You're naked, you slip, you fall, you... You're dancing.

You fall back. You do a little back up. Holy fuck. You're ass deep into a doorknob. That would probably be the only way to do it. You're not going to ease it in, I guess. No, that's got to be an accident, man. I never thought.

out of the accident. Or maybe there's bad itch, a bay at bad itch, and then went too far? I don't know. An egg. Yeah, I can see that. I don't know how you don't,

it must have been hard boiled I would have seen. Oh, yeah. Eyeglasses. That's kind of fucked. Yeah, it's a bit fucked. Yeah. Film canister, yeah, okay.

Okay, big deal. Flashlight, so it wasn't the battery-powered light. Okay. The light bulb. Oh, God, if that fucking They heard about that, man. I watched one of those ER shows.

I went ahead to light bulb up the house and a fucking thing. Fuck. Oh, man. I just... Oh, you had to be very careful. Oh, God, would that ever fucking... Do not want to make any sudden moves with a cracked light bulb. Marbles.

Okay. That's not a big deal. Everybody's done that. Oh, no, man. Not everybody's done that. Oh, okay. Penciles. Okay.

That doesn't seem... Too crazy. A plastic coat hanger. I'm not sure how in the fuck you make that work. Plastic coat hanger. Like, I'd say that there was someone a hole? Was it? I'd say someone had a massive it.

Broken up. Bad itch. Oh, yeah. Maybe hemorrhoids or something. I don't know. And you needed the angle to get in. You had to get that spot. Yeah, but you'd be able to get that back out.

Oh, yeah. I keep thinking it's stuck. Yeah. How do you give a fucking coat hanger stuck in your ass? Well, it probably went in and then the fucking piece got hooked and you couldn't get it out. No, but no, man. No, no, no, no. Like the fucking, that thing, the little hanging up thing?

No, man. Clawed in the wrong place, I guess. That stuck in you. Oh, man, that is. Yeah. Fuck, man. What would, like, how do you come up with that idea? I'm going to fucking ram a plastic coating or up my ass tonight.

Yeah. Must have been some kind of a buzz on involved. A bigger one than I've ever had. You know what? There's a whole ass world out there that I've... There is, yeah. I don't know about it. Yeah, I don't judge, but...

Neither. It's just... A plastic cleanser bottle, like a soap bottle. That's, yeah, I've heard of that. Travel toothbrush. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard of that. A rock.

I don't know how big the rock was. It must have been a good size of it had to be removed, I guess. It's called a boulder at that point. same size of baseball he knows oh my fucking head jagged it it Jesus Christ

it must have been granite Must have been like a sandstone No not sandstone Eish Like a beach rock Windham and shale A beach rock man Pounded by the fucking surfer

Like a river rock A long time A river rock Yeah A flip flop What? Adult or kids I don't know.

No. Still, man. Where does it come from? Like, why are you doing that? Unless it was an accident, somebody rammed their foot up someone else's ass, and the flip-flop came off. I can't see me like,

man, I'm going to put that flip-vop on my ass right now. How does that happen, man? I don't know, man. Shampoo bottle, yeah, we've heard of that. A thermos. Jesus. Thermos. Thermos I had when I was a kid.

It was about that big around. They were all about, at least that big. I think that's the biggest thing, deal on the whole list. Turkey baser. Yeah. You see people doing that. I don't know.

Not the squishy part, though, would you? Mm-hmm. You'd think that would be, no, maybe. Good length. I don't know, man. Maybe some people prefer it the other side. Who knows? Keep going. Uncooked pasta.

I don't know. Why? Why? Unless it was an accident, but I don't know how that would be an accident. What kind of pasta do you think it would be? Hopefully it was like, it's not like a spaghetti or something small. What kind did you say? Is that one?

Spaghetti. Spaghetti. Is that it past? I don't fucking know, man. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. It's spedigotigate a yee. Fuck.

You know what? I'm not good with the pastas. I have no idea what the differences of, They all of them. I know what the lasagna noodles looks like and spaghetti. You wouldn't want to ram Ravioli up there, I don't think.

Or lasagna noodles. What are the other ones, though, I'm at? There's like the fucking little tubes. Yeah. What are those? Caninole. Canoly.

Is that a canoly? The canoly's the bigger ones, right? But there's the smaller ones. This is the twisty ones. What's the fucking twisty? Boat. We get your fucking peni. Penny.

Penny. Pennay. Okay. That's the one. A Vip pen. Okay. Are you ramming your Vip pen up your own ass? Hey, there's a thermos.

There's a thermos already up there. The Vapen's, that's nothing. A wine stopper. Okay. Whatever. Wine stopper. All right. It seems like a backplug, really, isn't it?

I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. Fuck. People are more adventurous than I am sometimes. They are. And you know what? I think we gotta go smoke another one and maybe get some food because... Yeah. The bullion's getting hungry. It's because of all the...

But plug talk. I don't know, man. I'm exhausted. There was a lot of fucking... a lot of talk in there. Yeah. Deep drugs. Deep drugs. Done. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.