Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 33 - Fack To The Future

Episode Date: January 3, 2025

The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. Day is it. It's not fucking Friday, I know that. When we're supposed to work. What day is today, Bubs? It's New Year's fucking day, is it not? Or am I fucking losing it? January 1. Oh my God.

It's just 20, 25. It's 2025. 25, holy fuck. Wow. 25 years since Y2K, wow. I'm surprised you fucked, yeah? Why? What? Why would you even bring up Y2K?

Yeah, man. Wasn't that the end of the world? And then we rebuilt it. Prince. We'll still reprint, what? Going to party like it's 1999. That was 26 years ago. It was a good time, man.

1999 was a good one. No, he meant New Year's Eve 1999. Where the fuck did the fucking goddamn 25 years go? It's gone, boys. Wow. 25 years ago. Man, remember watching Space 1999? Yeah. That was like whoa. Space? Remember your

mother's big extravaganza on December 31st 1999? She wanted to see how many she could take? Many what? Whoo! Puffs, that was not true. I thought the people who wanted to do a black hole never came back Is that you're talking about my mother You know you can stretch time if you go just under the speed of light time collapses You know that under the speed of light just like 99.9999% the speed of light. If you're doing that, time will shrink. I don't understand, but why?

Space, I mean, will shrink and you can go larger distances quickly, but if you ever came back to Earth, we'd take a lot longer. Like four million years would've went by. No way, not that much time. Yeah. Four million?

Yeah. Well, we're not gonna go the speed of light anyway, man. The Minasaur probably be back again. Could be. You'd probably come back to nothing. You think those big motherfuckers are coming back one day? Oh, yeah.

Millions of years. How, Ricky? Asteroids. Asteroids are gonna bring them back. They took them away. It didn't take them away. Oh. Just killed them, didn't it?

No, I thought it was like a travel them somewhere else. Oh Ricky it hit the earth and created a massive like you know Explosions explosion that would encompass the whole earth and to disintegrate everything then there'd be fucking there would have been like a Dark storm cloud for hundreds or thousands of years. That's crazy. So Ricky I mean really doesn't get some straighter you thought that asteroids were like picking up dinosaurs like Taxicabs and shoot them off somewhere else

Is that what you're thinking? No fucking nuts. Well now yeah now that I say it Ricky I think for 2025 I'm gonna clean up this trailer. That'll be the first thing. That's what you said last year. You know what we should do? We should do like a total home makeover. Total home trailer makeover, boys. You know what we should do?

Paint these fucking walls white, man. And make it look bigger. I've been watching like a fucking crazy place. To have a chef's kitchen, get rid of that fucking rat's fest. Chef's kitchen, kitchen, get rid of that fucking rat and fish chef's kitchen. Yeah, get rid of that thing. That's we can get a fucking better fridge than that, man. Bring it on. That microwave, that doesn't even work. Why are you? What's your angle here? Because you'd be putting all that in your trailer if there was a reason. Yeah. What do you get? What

are you trying to do? I can't, like, it's 2025. I'm changing this year. You're changing? I think we should just, we spent a lot of time in this trailer. What are you changing into? Just someone that cares about your wellbeing, man. And why you'd like,

I think you should change into somebody who's non-muscular. Shut up, Bubs. That's not fair. Imagine if Julian was like a beanpole. Listen, I'm thinking, Bubs, we changed this place up. Imagine if Julian was like a bean pole. Listen, I'm thinking, Bob, we change this place up. Bean pole Julian. No, listen, we change this place up. Maybe we can renovate fucking trailers.

That's a business. That's all you see on TV, man. I watch those dudes, those twins. They do a good job. I'm picking up. You like watching the dudes. You know, I like watching the show, Bob. But I'm just saying, you paint these walls white, it makes it look like a bigger dudes. You know, I like watching the showbuzz, but I'm just saying, you make you paint these walls white,

it makes it look like a bigger space. White? Put a fucking, like, cathedral ceiling in. They don't usually paint paneling, Julian. They would... I don't know. Why white, man? It'd be too bright in here. White with some black trim

and then some accent colors, like some pastel blues and shit. Listen to the fact that... Who the fuck are you? I'm just saying, Julian. Listen to Roady Toot and Belle You. You know what? Okay, you know what? The ladies like and shit. Listen to fucking, Who the fuck are you? I'm just saying. Who replaced Julian? Listen to Rudy Toot and Val Lube over here. You know what, okay, you know what?

The ladies like this shit. All right, well if the ladies like it, bring it over to us. Root and Toot and Cowboy over here. Telling you man, what's that chick's name? Her parents are Goldie Hawn's daughter, Kate Hudson. Kate Hudson. I saw her on that show, man.

And she admired the shit these guys were doing. She thought it was great. That's how you get the women. The property decks? Yeah. They know what they're doing, man. Yeah, I got it. Do they, or is it all scripted?

Exactly, that's what I think. Do they even know how to swing a fucking hammer? They're ruining a good thing here. How many times have they been sued, I wonder? Have they, they haven't been sued. I bet they have. For what? Fucking shit up, because they do it too't been sued. I bet they have. For what? Fucking shit up, because they do it too quick.

Yeah. Well, that's the thing. It's all smoke and mirrors for the cameras, and then the cameras leave and the fucking trim's falling off and the stove isn't hooked up right. You guys don't have faith in people. That's your problem. I think I'm going to have to fuck with them. Oh, and you do, eh?

I know, man. I think there's good people in the world, and you're just fucking trashing the twins right now. I'm I'm gonna have to fuck. Oh, and you do, eh? I do, man. I think there's good people in the world, and you're just fucking trashing the twins right now. I'm trimming up. Listen to this. I gotta trim up. What, your pubes? Trim up, yeah. Everything.

Do it. Do it. Christmas is over, everything's over. You're getting trimmed. Do you got your trimmers? Oh yeah. Let's trim it now. No.

Why not? I don't know what I'm gonna trim it into yet. We should trim something fucked up. We should. You know what I mean? Just for a little bit. Okay. When he passes out.

Okay. A little bit of Hitler action. No. That's what I mean. Jesus. Can you imagine him with a Hitler mustache? Shave a couple cocks in it. Ah, okay. Shave? Shave a couple cocks in it.

Ah, okay. Shave his cock what? Nothing. Okay, we got an idea. Alright. You can do it. I wish you had some chocolate bars, Ricky. Fuck! You got no Halloween chocolate bars left?

It's fucking New Year's, man. Why is there going to be chocolate?? It's not gonna be, it's fucking New Years, man. Why is there gonna be chocolate? How is there not chocolate here? Last year, remember, he said he had no chocolate out in the cupboard, there's about 400 mini chocolate bears in there he didn't know about. Check this fucking story out.

You know what, I read this, it reminded me of Leahy. You know how much fucking Leahy liked to do his Scrabble? Yes. Okay, there's a man who doesn't even speak Spanish. He wins the Spanish language Scrabble World Trant Championship. How? This motherfucker, I don't know.

He also won the French one. He'd be just thrown in range. He won the French one, he doesn't know fucking French. How did this guy? He must speak the languages. They call him the Tiger Woods of Scrabble. He's the goat. He is the goat, man.

Scrabble goat. He didn't speak French at all. He's the world's best French-speaking Scrabble player. I don't know if I buy it. How the fuck are you playing French Scrabble if you don't know the language? Well, people are saying- Because you don't know, you're just throwing

random letters up and they're going, oh, you said, you know what? Malahayee. And people are saying this is fucking fake, so you know what he did. He said fuck you Nigel is his name Nigel Richards, he said I'm gonna win it again. He won it again the next year this French one So he speaks French. He recently proved he could not do it in other languages. He yeah. Okay, so French Spanish the man's a fucking... But he couldn't, I mean, you could do it in Welsh,

and you could just throw up a bunch of fucking cubes and K's. Yeah, but think about it. You're in the world championship, they're not gonna say, they're not gonna say, hey, change that cube to a fucking ass. No, but they're like, oh yeah, that's a place up north, Skangalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookalookal up north. Scangalookalonga, yonga, yonga. I bet he wouldn't be able to win the one in China. Well, they wouldn't play it, Ricky, because of the symptoms. They wouldn't have letters, right?

Wow. See, this is a movie. We've got to talk to this nun. A nun? Yeah. Respected Italian nun arrested for working with an infamous mafia family. She got... She was going into the prisons and saying, hey, this is what Luigi was saying, dude. You got to do this and that and that.

So she was like transferring information. Undercover nun. Undercover nun. Wonder if she was hot. She's an under nun. You know what I'm thinking? We can probably get, let's do this. Let's write a screenplay, boys.

What the fuck is a nun? Boys, I'm passing out. We'll give Charlize Theron to play the nun. Charlize Theron. Let's write a screenplay, boys. What the fuck is Nun? Boys, I'm passing out. We'll get Charlize Theron to play the nun. Charlize Theron. Nun-der-neath. Nun-der-neath. That's the title.

Nun-der-neath. Based on a true fucking story. I like it. Nun-der-neath. That is awesome, man. That's a great stone concept Ricky. All right. Oh, Ricky, you said something last night.

Did I? Yeah. Did I? Did I? I wrote it down. Good. That's the best thing to do when things happen. I never do that. Oh, yes.

Okay. I remember you were talking, you stole the thing, the bottle of liquor. I don't steal, man. Do you remember what you said? I said, how the fuck did you get that big bottle out of the liquor store? Do you remember what you said?

Here's what he said, Julian. Just put it in your coat and saute right out the door. What's wrong with that? That's not, now, saute. That's not, you don't saute. You meant saunter, I think. Saunter. Saunter.

No, you said saute like you're sauteing a fucking. Sauteed mushrooms or onions or something. I meant saute, I think. You meant saunter. Saunter. I think the French version is saute. He puts a little French accent on it and it actually sounds right. All right, boys.

What? AI is getting out of fucking control. Intellect. The Death Clock. Do you hear about that app the what the death clock is a controversial AI powered app that predicts when you die There would not into it Not only I don't fucking want to know why would it how does it use AI to predict? Hey, it does it? What know your date change your fate? That's the fucking

Jingle for it. No, that's not AI. That's just some stupid fucking yeah, it's rando. Oh, it's not is it? After it is Accurately doing this man. It's like it's you get a change your diet your exercise level and sleeping habits You keep doing that you put it in the more information you put in It'll help you man Well, that's not AI. That's fucking common sense. It's saying AI Boston July hooked up wires to your body and shit How does it know it uses a data set of over 1200 life expectancy studies and 53 million? participants to provide personalized debt predictors

To its users. So okay, there's 53 fucking million people that are involved in this. Okay, so maybe it is AI. It's dark promise to be sure. It can take a big sock on my nuts is what it can do. Fuck that. Unless it's going to tell me it's tomorrow or something. You know what? Yeah, the financial planners, they've been paying a lot of attention to the death law because it's potential to motivate people

to be more carefully planning their fucking retirement. Their finances and that shit, so boop, here buddy, you need some fucking life insurance. You're gonna die. But it can't predict things like plane crashes, car accidents. We're talking about just. Health.

Health, I don't know man. It can't predict. It's 53 million people that's that probably says okay 10 of these 53 years. Here's when you're going to die if you don't die in an accident. Yeah yeah but it'll probably give you the chance of dying in a plane accident as well I'd say. Maybe. Maybe it factors all that in does it? You want to hear a real AI story? Tell us. Maybe it factors all that in does it you want to hear a real AI story tell us Google has a new quantum computing check All right Solved the problem in five minutes that it would have taken the world's current

most powerful supercomputer Something like 10 septillion years Is it a lot of 10 so 10 10 with 23 zeros out whoa, that's septillion septa It's older than the fucking universe by a lot Wow The computers pretty slow. So we figured out what a formula or yeah, like some kind of equation bullshit that would take What a formula or yeah, like some kind of equation bullshit that would take Focates the world's current most powerful computer

Ten septillion years to solve it this cocksucker did it in five minutes Wow That's a little fucking crazy How did they know it would take that long to solve the problem because they know how many? Computations it can make per fucking second and it would take You know for the jillion gillion million billion zillion billion million zillion Let's do it in five minutes stuff's hard to wrap your fucking lips around Why would you wrap your lips or why would It's it it's an idea

There's no lips on the idea Well, grab something around he's wrapping lips around something. All right. Well, someone's making money off that I bet So when now that they got the fucking answer to this, what does that mean? The world's done? No, but once they you know, that's like a test chip once they get that fucking chip built Mm-hmm, and you know putting it's like a test chip. Once they get that fucking chip built, and you know, putting it into computers, the whole, the game's over then. Oh yeah, we're done.

That could run something like the Holodack, where you're fucking actually in a completely different universe. So pretty soon, we're not gonna be able to get away with shit, are we? But it just proves that we're in a simulation, because if we created that chip, imagine the chip that's running this fucking shit right now Run, you can feel me poking you. Yeah, but I'm not really here. That's all computer

I'm numbers and ones and zeros zeros Big ones and zeros, but one's not here. Fuck was it's gonna make my brain Julian's ones and zeros are about that big mine are like All right, so we're fucked yeah My brain's full of power. Juwians ones and zeros are about that big. Mine are like... Oh yeah. Jesus Christ, blubs. All right, so we're fucked. Yeah. We're fucked or it's gonna become way cooler. All right, that's probably the way we should be thinking then.

Because I think we're gonna be fucked. Biologists are saying that we've only discovered 15% of the world's species. 15%? Bullshit. Well, I believe that. That's crazy. crazy because you know what there's oceans underneath the oceans, right? That's the shit that we got to fuck. There's what the fuck's down there underneath the oceans underneath these oceans There's a fucking massive ocean. That's even bigger than the other ocean Did not know that. Yeah Yeah, there's an ocean underneath some of these oceans. I'm not sure what part of the fucking planet, but it's happening

How does in the water just mix together and I don't know man. I don't know Sounds like you got that fucked up. I know some fuck. I've never heard that before. No, I think okay I I've heard I'll look it up. You don't double ocean Billy Ocean. He was good. He was really good They found these little tiny tiny spoons You know weapons and armor and other war shit So they now think holy fuck that the barbarian warrior snorted dope before they fought the fucking Romans Of course, they did. Yes, they were fucked up. They were jacking off. They were rubbing each other's knobs They were doing everything man throwing shit. They were they were what they were jacking each other they were rubbing each other's knobs. They were doing everything, man, throwing shit at each other. They were.

They were eating their asses. They were jacking each other off and eating each other's asses. They pretty fucked up, man. The Romans were fucked. No, but they were getting revved up to go kill, so they were like, let me eat some ass, get fired up. It fired them up, man.

Pretty fucked up, really. I prunched in, did they discover, and the first thing that came up, an ocean under the ocean. Because it's listening to you. It's fucking listening to us. Yeah, that's not a big surprise anymore but that's been happening for years. Okay, scientists have discovered a vast underground ocean located about 700 kilometers below the Earth's surface.

An ocean, a water ocean. A water ocean. But it doesn't say it's under another ocean. No. The new find reveals an ocean three times larger than all of the Earth's fucking surface oceans combined. 700 kilometers down. Told you, boys.

So it's under ocean water? Yes. Like page 2 up. Another fucking ocean underneath, man. 700 feet down. 700 kilometers. I wonder if that's what causes sinkholes. But it's 700 kilometers, man. 700 kilometers?

700 kilometers, man. It's like going to Prince Howard Island and then back again. That's how deep it is. That is deep. That is deeper than deep. You know what I mean? So, pipe ghosts.

Pipe ghosts, it's someone getting banged in the fucking... Ghost the... I think that was Pipe Ghost. Ghost Pipe. Are we gonna talk about New Years? Or did we do that? What is it? I'm done, man. I'm done partying. I'm surprisingly in great shape today.

Twenty twenty-five. We haven't stopped drinking since when? December what? Eighteenth? Was it... late? Seventeenth, eighteenth. 25 we haven't stopped drinking since when December what 18th? wasn't 20 late 17th 18th Plus we all the fucking movie primers should we get in for all those? Oh, yeah, we can be for Christmas whenever that was We were drunk basically all the December December Valentine's. I'm stopping. I think that's when we started You mean you're stop. I'm not I'm you know what I mean. No, you're not quitting drinking. I know that's not what you mean. Well, I'm not gonna quit. I'm gonna quit getting wasted, man.

I burnt my fucking lip from your joints too. Like that's, I gotta stop, man. You sure it's from his joints? It's from, it's not herpes or anything. No, you maybe were doing a little sweeping. Sweeping? With your broom. What do you mean? With your broom. What do you mean?

With your broom up here sweeping. Bob's come on. What? That's fucked. Alright, you guys heard about the Ro-Tun Bot? The Ro-Tun Bot? Bot, yeah. That means he overweight.

I'm telling you something. You know, we've got to fucking, you know know what we got to deal with if we want to break the law again in the future? The Roton bot. And this motherfucker is not fucking around. Oh, is that like a big wheel that rolls around? It's a big spherical fucking thing. Oh yeah.

Wait till you see this thing. This thing's gonna scare your fucking nuts. It can go 35 kilometers an hour. So it'll catch ya and it'll roll right over ya. It can go through anything. It'll roll over ya and it can drop from fucking huge heights and survive. What's it for? It can shoot at ya.

It's a cop. It can spit a fucking net out of ya. It's like an autonomous cop car, Ricky, with nobody in it. It just rolls over ya to take ya down. Look at that, goes in the water. Look at this fucking thing in the water. Weighs about fucking what, 200 pounds? 300 pounds?

And it catches ya. It catches ya. It weighs about fucking what, 200 pounds? 300 pounds? And it catches ya. It catches ya. It's a big ball, Ricky. It's bigger, taller than the table. The cops own it. It's got, it's a robot with eyes and shit. That's it. And it can just roll anywhere.

The patrols. And it just rolls over you if you're being an asshole. And then you're innocent. Well, no. It doesn't give a fuck. It doesn't give a, see, look at these guys. They're like, okay. Here comes the ball They're like, what are we gonna do and all comes up just fuck and it won't stop. It'll come after you

It's terminator shit. Yeah, but it spits out a fucking like a web kind of thing. Oh, yeah It's the ones I forgot about that part. You know, what do you see a couple trailer chocks? I forgot about that part. Look, buddy, bro. You know what you just need? A couple trailer chocks. No, you don't know, four tons is what, what a what? A couple of trailer chocks. Chocks, what does that mean?

It'll just go right over them, Ricky. It'll ramp over them. You try to hit the thing, it's capable of like four ton, at four ton impact. The thing rolls like boom. I'm rolling over you, dude. Oh, it just desecrate. There's a robot dog that was fucking with this thing just one old right over the road the

fucking robot dog yeah one of those robots so I don't know what to think of that thing you know what I like it if we're trying to get away from this thing and it's doesn't stop it's gonna be pretty fuck is gonna freak it would roll right over your car Ricky I've gone through a river going fuck it goes through the fucking right man everything is like all you know where you go up a tree cocksucker can't go up there till the fucking guns point up and go then you're done yeah you could shoot a web at you it just it just shot a web at this guy. Motherfuckers. It's a cocksucker. I hate police technology. No I don't like it. That is a dirty cocksucker. It's not fair.

It's a baseball. No they gotta find a way to get rid of that. It's not fair. That's what you should come up with for your new year's resolution. Yes. How to beat the cotton. Roton fucking ball. That's 2025 for me. Beat the rot roton ball well look at that just took out the fucking robot first of all we need to steal one so we can practice with it analyze it i'll dig de-engineer it reverse engineer it but you know what this thing's going to be used for what body as a bodyguard you're going to be seeing j-lo fucking hopping out in the red carpet and have Roton falling or Yeah, I think rolling over peeveh. He can fit. I don't think you can hop out of a car

And at the back of the fucking Cybertruck with a red Think about the road time or road time get over here. I saw all those fucking Cybertrucks, there's two of them around. Yeah, they're weird Yeah, I drove in one the other day. No, you didn't. What'd you think of it? Hated it. Really?

Yeah. What's it like inside? Terrible. They're garbage. Yeah? I just, they're looking weird, man. They look weird. They're not.

You know what, it's like a- They get stuck in little bits of mud and snow. Yeah. Oh, they're stuck all the fucking time really Yes, they're good Fuck that you need you know why there's nothing like a supercharger on your truck man. Fuck that quite bitch Was I need an app I was in one of the cars down Electric cars and they're pretty fast, but they're very fast very fast

Everything's on a little screen. Yeah, it's fucking weird. Whoa There are you going to man, they're hardcore who jack Japanese bank executives vowed to pay with their lives They found guilty of irregularities These motherfuckers are saying hey, you if I'm ripping this place off, are you off? You can kill me. Take me out. Done. That's pretty good. Guaranteed. Wonder how much they make a year. The guy's suicidal and doesn't give a fuck. That's true. It's terrible. Guaranteed. Top 23 executives have made this. They signed a blood oath. But that's assuming that they give a fuck if they die. They probably don't.

Oh wow, man. Well, you know what? If you're going to commit suicide, become a bank. Now, they wrote a thing saying, if I'm lying, you can burn me alive. It's the honor of Japan's samurai era, man. These guys are hardcore. Right on. They must get paid an awful lot of money though, man. You know what? I wouldn't rip a place off if I was getting paid a good paycheck.

Yeah, you probably still would. Yeah, you probably still would. Boys, I'm going to lay my head down to a nap. First nap of 2025 coming up. Oh, fucking robot. Fastest humanoid robot. He's going like 13 kilometers an hour. All they can run, those guys are amazing. That's fucking fast. How fast was the Bolt?

Insane Bolt? Yeah, how fast did he run? He was an insane Bolt, Ricky. Oh, he was pretty insane. Was he going 13, he was going faster than 13 kilometers. 13 kilometers, he was going like 60. 60, he's not a fucking cheetah. He damn close to cheetah. Oh, well, these guys are fucked then fuck that 13 kilometers fucking who's saying bolt could run faster than ours an hour. Yeah bolts. That's not great

I don't know I could run that fast boys you know, you could not run when there's a car just Piddling down the road. That's 13 kilometers an hour Hmm think how long an hour is You're sitting in a car for an hour and you're only going 13 kilometers. You're barely fucking moving Okay, there I'll solve this with my computer box, you know what that's that's faster than fucking I solved this with my computer box. You know what? That's faster than fucking four minutes a kilometer. How fast were you saying Bolt ran?

Yeah, this is the test. In kilometers. He's running 28 miles per hour. Jesus. Yeah, but not for an hour. Not forever. No, but I'm saying he reached the top speed of 27.3 miles per hour in a 100 meter race. I know, it's 16 kilometers an hour when you think about it. It's pretty good.

What's 28 miles per hour in kilometers? Who you talking to, man? Me? I don't know. No, Ricky. No. That's, um... Forty-two? Forty-four. Miles per hour. Forty-one. Oh, here, miles per hour.

Sixteen? Two kilometers. Forty-five kilometers an hour he could run. But he wouldn't be able to do it for an hour. No, no, he couldn't do it for an hour, but that wasn't his question, was it? I'll tell you the cock suckers. I let these cock suckers run. What are these cock suckers you're talking about?

Thirteen kilometers an hour. For who? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? For how long? do for an hour. No, no, he couldn't do it for an hour, but that wasn't the question, was it? I love these cocksuckers. What are these cocksuckers you're talking about?

13 kilometers an hour. For who? For how long? These fucking dumb robots. Oh, he could outrun one of those stupid cocksuckers. That's what I'm saying. So why are they trying to... They could run 13 kilometers an hour steady for probably six hours. I can run 13 kilometers an hour. That's what I said. So can I. I'm fast like a fucking bunny. I'm like a gazelle. I'm like an even more of a gazelle. It's more than a gazelle. Or double gazelle.

All right, I'm gonna get a video. I'm like a double gazelle donut. We're gonna get a video of these guys. All right. Is this the theme song? Oh yeah, he looks like a fucking idiot. Look at this guy. That's like, come on.

Let me see him. Who is he? It's the fastest running humanoid robot. Oh, I've seen him before. He's an asshole. He's taking over this other guy. See you dudes. Looks like he's got like a pickle stuck up his ass.

It looks like he's got a shit. Yeah, they're kind of weird looking. But you know what they can't you can't even push the cocksuckers over anymore. No. Vangable? Some of them. Not this guy. They will be. This guy's just made to run. Well what's what is he running for? Fine. To get somewhere. He's got a little sneakers on and everything. He enjoys it. It's so weird. Nice. Who wrote that fabulous piece of music?

That's what I want to know. It's catchy, isn't it? Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Boys, I need a fucking Napparino. All right. How are we gonna end this? How are we gonna end this? It's 2025 now.

What do we expect? What's your goal besides? What's the goal? You said you were gonna... We're gonna list off our... We're gonna be billionaires. Yeah. Billionaires?

Billionaires. Once we get the first million, going over a billion's easy. That's what I've heard. Yeah. It's easy as fuck. So we're gonna become million... What was the idea again?

Gone. The who? Reindeer. You were going to be painters, right? Oh, abstract! It's not going to make a million dollars each time. It's going to make a million, man. Nunderneath could make a million.

Nunderneath? Nunderneath? What was that one again? The movie about the nun that was a mafia nun. Oh yeah, Nunderneath. Nunderneath. Yeah, basically my true story. All right. That's it, okay everybody.

Happy 2025 everybody. Hopefully it doesn't suck balls. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to Swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off.