Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 33 - Snow Can F*ck Off

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

There's a sh*tstorm blowing outside, come get cozy with Ricky and Julian! Ricky's got sports news about the Panthers v Sharks hockey fight, and the world's worst tennis player. Julian's excited about his new show idea - let's fu*king talk about it! Plus: Will the Boys blow $10 million on moving to the moon?

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Prep Boys Plus. All right. Are we on? Zoning out there for a second, man. Yeah, I know. All right, number one, the snow can fuck off. Agreed. That's at the top of the list. Agreed.

And number two. Here we are again, butt. Seriously got some shit gone. Losing my voice. Oh, yeah? Don't fucking give that voice losing shit to me. Well, no, no. I think it has something to do with the tobacco that you put into the boutiques.

Well, we wanted to go old school today. Welcome to the park after the dark. I'm your co-host, Ricky LaFleur. I'm your co-host, Julian. With a fucked up voice, come back to me. Come back to me, motherfucker. All right. Well, here we are.

in fucking January freezing fucking cold oh fuck how much snow did we get I don't know man it wasn't it wasn't we've had a lot more man but it's heavy it's the heavy shit

it sucked it sucked a little bit of rain and yeah the snow was fucking heavy how many people do you think had a heart attack yesterday shovel in the snow I was almost one of them I hope nobody did

but normally when you get a snowfall like that somebody does somebody definitely had a heart attack if you did have a heart attack if you did have fire attack for the last few days or whatever. Good luck. You know what I mean? Get better.

Yeah. Stay away from the snow. Get it plowed. All right. All right, man. So what's going on? Did you give any more thought to this fucking show you want to do? We're doing it.

Okay. We're going to do a new show, everybody. We're going to try to figure out what it's called, but I think it's going to be around something like what? we'll fucking fix you let's talk about it let's talk about it let's fucking talk about it

let's fucking talk it out there you go anyway so yeah so it's gonna be like a show where we're gonna get uh we're gonna put a fucking email address up uh at some point

okay we might have it today I don't know maybe anyway we want people to like write a fucking email and say you know this is the shit

that's going on. Let's talk about it. And we'll talk about it. Let's fucking talk about it. So we might even talk about what would really be cool if we can get like on Zoom calls and shit and talk like it's good to talk face to face with people. You know what I mean when they get problems? All right.

I like it. So we can do that, man. And hopefully maybe fix people. And if we don't, then it's, hey. We're not going to make it worse. No. We're guaranteed we might not fix shit, but you're definitely not going to be worse off from listening to us. Can't we say that?

I don't know, man. We are not fucking doctors, and this is not medical advice. I've noticed that on some ads. All right, good. So, I don't know, the legalities, but we're covered. Well, you should fucking find out because I don't want to get sued. Not that I haven't anything. Who's going to sue us, man.

We've got nothing. All right. Doing it. All right. Man, you're... You're a much. You got some lung butter going on. What is that shit anyway, man?

I mean, I didn't even have a cold. It feels like I'm fucking Just the lungs are Not used to it Oh fuck Where do you want to start I don't know man All right

How did I not hear But the fucking Golly fight last week What goalie fight Fucking Boobrovsky And Adolka bitch All right So say

So people that don't know What teams Florida Yeah Bobowski Yes And the Sharks Okay, so the shark's goal tenor

And the- Well, the shark's goal-tender Nadelka bitch Fucking goes into the corner after some guy For some reason I don't know what the fuck the guy did do And didn't look like much He hit one of their players I don't know why the goal he thinks

He's probably fucking chirping him or something So Broowski's way down the other end He's like, no no no This is not fucking happening It's fucking just skates full blast down Drops his gloves before he gets the guy And just fucking goes right on No fucking way

It was awesome man Old school, yeah That was great That's Patrick Woss shit man Yeah, you'll to pull it up. Okay, pull it up. All right. We're going to pull it up right now. And then they get the change. Petrii comes on. Samiskevich goes down. It's a penalty on Day Arna. Oh, and then Roderigez gives Day Arna a shot. And then the goaltender, Nadelcovich,

goes after Rodriguez. He's throwing punches. And here comes Bobrovsky all the way down the ice. Look out. Oh, here we go. Drops the Mitz. Babrovsky goes after Nadilkevich. Oh, yeah. Gabe Bobrowski came 200 feet to throw punches with Alex Nadeltovich. Wow. They both go tumbling to the ice. Oh, you don't see this very often. That's fine.

That's a weird. That was pretty awesome. I love when the fucking goaltenders get out of control. Yeah, I have new respect for Brobowski, man. Yeah. It's like slap shot shit. It was fucking great. You might be my...

All done. You might be my favorite. goaltender right now. You've gone way up in my books. He's an incredible goaltentner. He is, I know, but he pisses you off because he's not really the fucking team I want to... I know.

Fuck. That was good. So funny. Better than that fucking... Did you hear about the Egyptian tennis player? No. This girl, I think she cheated her way into a tournament. All right. Since the tournament, she's actually disappeared, because she got fucking

labeled as possible. the worst sports athlete in history. She somehow got on this tournament in fucking Nairobi, Kenya. She played against a player that's ranked 1139th in the world, so not amazing, I guess. Still probably better than most.

And this fucking girl couldn't even, she couldn't serve. She tried to serve one time. She threw the ball up in the air and it went behind her. She just got destroyed like 60, 60 and 37 minutes. She had 20 double faults And she only landed 8% of reserves Oh my Jesus

Some of the footage is just All right, I got to find this man We're sent a player Okay Egypt or something Yeah I mean No man She was Egyptian

Egyptian tennis player I got it I got it I got it Oh look at you go with the fanciness Hey All right you know what This is fucking hell right now. Dealing with this shit.

I'm so glad I'm sitting on this side. You know what? I'm going to be positive about this though, man. I can do it. All right. HTML, boom. You go, girl. Look at that. Right, okay.

Here we go. Full screen on it. No way. Why would you enter? Sure. Six nothing, six nothing. She can't. Did they even have a ball?

Yeah, something else. I can't watch this anymore. No. You know what? Good on her, though. You know what I mean? Yeah? She's probably doing fucking talk shows and making money.

People want to date her. Well, unless she cheated her way into the tournament, nobody really understands how she got into the goddamn tournament. That's all the story, man. You know what? It's shit like that turns into fucking movies. know what i mean that's probably gonna be in the theaters and we're gonna be there at high as fuck going yeah he broke that story you know what i mean well in our world we did yeah and i

nobody else i'd try against her i would i would take her on destroy her in tennis let's do it man i would like to talk to her i wonder if we can get a hold of her I don't know That's going to be a difficult one man Did you hear about the fucking guy that's trying to He's got a startup Build a hotel on the moon No I didn't hear about the guy's

Doing startup about a hotel on the moon Yeah are you kidding me You gotta put a down payment I think anywhere from a quarter million to a million dollar down payment Get the fuck out of here And they figure Who's gonna do that man figure when it's said and done it'll cost 10 million dollars per person to go there it's a lot of dough

but man it would be fucking cool anyway the guy that's doing the startup he's only 21 years old so you're going to give the 21 year old dude a million bucks so you can get a little ticket or reservation you're not even there yet to the moon yeah fuck that but he's not just your average little dude well okay he's a super scientist he's hoping to open this fucking thing by 2032 which is crazy but he's fucking instead of shipping materials up to the moon he's going to use some kind of robotic bullshit

to use the soil compress it into these fucking bricks so he can build structures out of these bricks which is pretty fucking smart wow I would also get on the so that's that's okay he's hoping to start construction 2029 yeah but this guy like

as a teenager started training as an Air Force pilot. He's just been a successful space this whole fucking life. He did some developed, helped develop a fucking NASA back 3D printing experiment that was sent into space before he graduated from Berkeley. So he's not a fucking stupid dude. When I first round, I'm like, yeah, yeah, whatever. This 21-year-old is just fucking trying to get rich quick.

He's building bricks up in the fucking moon, man. Yeah, so this construction could start in three years. like that's fucked fuck I wish I could go maybe I could be one of the no it's robots I was gonna say maybe I could build blocks but think about that man so you can build fucking blocks

what are you looking at now you're looking at like how you get the blocks so even if you did have the blocks what the fuck you're gonna have another robot coming up making like that building the castle man jip rocking shit

I don't know what you do you know what I mean yeah someone's gonna build I don't know what you do for a roof and shit, unless it's like a pyramid, I guess. I don't know, man. I need to know more about the story before I'm invested a million bucks to do. You got a million bucks to. Well, okay, you know what? If we had, say, $300 billion, what's the chances of you want to fucking do this?

If I had $300 and I had to give up $10, it's fucking tempting, isn't it? But think about this. You either do that or you take. all the same amount of money and just go party non-stop every day and do whatever you want you still have 280 million i know that's what i'm just saying 90 million okay we do it something like that for the rest of your life just party non-stop just let's let's go over to egypt and watch a shitty tennis player because you know she's going to be playing non-stop she's probably going to be a star but you know what we don't have

300 million so fuck all yeah not going over Egypt man not going on the moon I guess we're not definitely not going on the fucking moon yeah I don't know I think I'd be too scared just not enough fucking research and shit well you're going up to live in

you may as well like Jesus man you're going to live in a fucking moon block it's fucked like you're not sunda and shit yeah there's like eight years to get all this shit done or six years good fucking

you're no fucking you're lucky to have you're lucky to have something up there doubt there'd be any booze because no one's gonna pay to ship booze to the fucking moon it'd be a thousand dollars a drink it'd be much easier to fucking blast a rocket up there filled with Legos and get somebody up there

I don't teach a dog or something to build blocks yeah but he could build Lego blocks of moon soil I know but in six years time man come on Three years. In three years. Get the, buddy.

I don't know. He sounds like an interesting guy. He sounds fucking smart. Not a million dollars of my cash smart, though. You know what I mean? Quarter mill? Maybe. I don't know, man.

I wonder if it's kind of like a lottery, though. Like, if you put a down payment on it and secured a fucking spot. And then when it actually became real, would somebody pay, like, double what you paid? Definitely, man. There's enough rich people out there I think there's a ton of rich people I think there's a demand for it He's a smart fucking guy

I wish I had the idea How do you get a building permit for the moon? Don't need one man Is it just fucking fair game? It's the fucking moon It's a wild west It's just like We should go up and

Pick our claim It's just you know what We'd be like that fucking Dutton dude And you ever see that Yellow Stone show Dutton? Dutton Dutton's they had

fucking they put the steak down man they got like thousands of acres man so you know what you get that much land people want to fucking kill you you know what I mean harsh conditions though man well it was pretty harsh conditions when Denton decided mosey on up to the fucking Montana

yeah you could breathe well that's true but you don't have people trying to fucking kill you man who's gonna kill you on the fucking moon element will man yeah it's fucking cold and it'd be fun to play basketball in the moon because you could just really bounce well or does it really bounce much oh yeah fuck I don't know man you might have to use a heavier ball or so I don't know I don't know how it works and then

there's the dark side of the moon yeah that's not my thing what's going on over there see that's that's the shit I'd be worrying about the shit you don't really see How fucking cold would it be there? You're not surviving, man. You better have better, like, bigger rocks made it of fucking moon dirt. Fuck, I love thinking about that shit, man. Yeah. Skyler Chan.

That's his name. Oh, all right, Skyler. If you're watching this, we don't get a million bucks, but we might be able to help you out in somewhere. other ways maybe make a bit more money do a little bit better planning you're obviously not thinking about everything you know what i mean i zoned out what'd you say well i consider us like survivors man we never really had a job but we're surviving so anyway this you want survivors that can go up on the moon and survive man make a little money oh yeah yeah fuck paying i don't have to get paid exactly we

could go up as consultants. Maybe somebody will sponsor me. Could try places like Red Bull. They fucking sponsor everybody. Red Bull and Ricky. I'm fucking going on the moon and I'm gonna survive and populate. Yeah, that five hour energy could be, because I wanna come up with 10 hour energy.

10 hour energy. Yeah, I have to play around with some different things and we'll get there you know what would be really cool man because i was just thinking about this and you're like talking about having a basketball on the moon okay can imagine being extremely baked on the moon fucking around with shit like a basketball would be awesome oh man that'd be great all the new shit you could do you never did before and mushrooms come on uh yeah wouldn't know you would not know whether you were hallucinating or like if this is what's going on you'd have no idea because it's unknown what are how gun works on the moon does it not great man no man you

need fucking you need oxygen man for that shit to happen don't you I don't know man I wonder if we just yeah it's weird like with gunpowder it ain't on the moon I have no fucking idea we need to call a scientist I'll look it on man I'd ask that fucking boner guy but I don't know man I don't think people are down with Boner I don't find them kind of annoying can you fire

a space oh man this was fucked lasers man you can fucking okay modern fires can fire in space because the bullets contain their own

oxidizer that's the word man shot silent though what yeah faces almost no atmospheric drag and the shoe is

is pushed backwards by recoil. Whoa. Okay, I understand how a bullet or projects all behave in space and why this difference from Earth. I don't know if we want to get into that shit. But yeah, you're firing something, boom. No gravity, man.

Wow, that's fucked up. No sound. And the bullet, would you still see if... Would you still see a flame? You'd have to. He's got his own oxidizer, man. Would have traveled the same velocity? There's no fucking

There's no atmospheric drag man So it'll be faster That bolt is going That bullet is traveling forever It's not going to stop That's trippy man Pretty wild stuff

This is a headline that My attention Okay The fart smell Could decrease your chances Of developing Alzheimer's. Are you fucking kidding me? I know if it smells bad, that's not a good thing. Yeah, well, when it smells bad like rotten eggs, it's hydrogen sulfide. You got some,

you're not eating good. And studies suggest that this hydrogen sulfide that makes your ferrette smell could protect us from developing Alzheimer's disease. Whoa. That's fucked up, man. A lot that did. So next time you're in a room and someone lights it up, breathing in maybe No way Is that what that means? I probably throw up I guess But yeah

Oh man Do you know back in the days When the kings and shit You know when they were just fucking Disgusting vile humans The fart was looked upon As like a A major thing

Like a major part of being Like a man A power Really? You had a lot of power In your farts And you could fucking clear A courtyard odor

Or whatever meant you got some serious power like ruling powers I could have been a king would look up to you so and giving her man you're sitting around with a bunch of people

eating and stuff if you just give her and if it's loud and powerful you're the fucking man people were like that was awesome man and they're talking about it

the next day hey do you hear do you fucking smell that one little ripped off after the turkey fuck well I guess none of them had Alzheimer's that's that's for sure

Well, they had a lot of problems, man. I guess the gas plays a large role in a surprising interaction in the chemistry of the brain. Yeah, man. What the fuck? But in large quantities, it's actually toxic to humans, I guess. But, man, that's pretty fucked up. That's fucked because you know what? Because your body can fix anything, man, I think.

Even your farts can. Would there be a market for selling farts? Fucking rinsler would be. You can't, you can jar them. you know what I mean I mean it's messy I'm not I'm not we just got to eat the vialist shit

yeah which would be fun and then bottles lots of like asparagus and fucking just greasy shit but man they did some studies of mice with this shit and it was like 50% improvement

wow it's fucked I guess if you're fucking yeah you would do it if you had it it'd be bringing those farts oh I'm at be taking my chances I'm huffing I probably

vomit. Well, at least you're going to remember no Alzheimer's. What? Yeah, I might throw up the odd time, but it's all part of fucking getting better, buddy. I'd do it.

If I knew it would stop me from getting a horrible disease. Fuck. Srincing burgers. Okay, everybody's freaking out, man. But what, man? That's food burgers. They're just getting smaller and smaller.

You know what? I went to the fucking grocery. store the other night to get a wonder bar wonder bar okay okay good bar great fucking bar i don't know if they have did they got them in the states i don't think they're over i don't think they're over and no i think it's wrong either wonder bar used to be a fucking huge bar man it's like it was the size of a bit bigger than a tootsie roll nah that's not that's not too much but it was fucking everything's been shrinking man and they're saying and they charge more money and they're saying And because of the cocoa?

Coco, coca, coca? Coca. What the fuck is it, man? The chocolate. Coco? Yeah, beans. They're fucking, they're... There's a lot of fake fucking chocolate bean.

Like the little nibs? They're making fake chocolate. It's chemical. It's not real shit. Yeah, man. Oh, fuck. So you eating the chocolate bar, man? It's not the pure milk chocolate you're thinking about.

It's fucking shit. And the bars are half the size now. The chocolate doesn't taste as good as it used to. I will say that. it's because it's chemicals man because of that fucking bean unless you got those god have wars over those beans man lynn fucking truffles jesus the what the lynn's what is it that lynn fucking chocolate swiss chocolate is i think it's switzerland i don't even know but it's good anyway i trailed off why's the fucking chocolate so good over there man

because they must use the real shit i guess because you think about you switzerland like fucking waterfalls coming off the mountains, man, of chocolate. Is that real? No, man. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I'm getting back. I've seen a picture of this fucking burger, man. Okay.

The burgers are getting smaller, man. Well, like, what the fuck? And it's like... You used to go have a burger and you're full. You leave their full now. You're like, fuck, maybe I should have got two. Is that what they're doing? It's fucked.

And you go get a combo that used to cost, you know, when we're in high school and shit, you get a combo for like five bucks. It's like 18 bucks. Oh, I know. I don't know if that's like everybody in the States. But in Canada, 18 bucks, which is what? 15, 14 bucks? American?

It's less. Is it even less? Like 13? I don't know, man. It's not good right now for us. Fucking Jesus. Anyway. Fucking cold.

Is it cold in here or just me? It's freezing, man. It's always freezing this fucking joint. Fuck, I hate winter. Should have went to jail. Still can. All right. Well, you know what?

If we don't figure out this new show in the next few weeks, it's jail time. for me. You're welcome to All right, I will. Gladly. And if we're going to go to jail, we're going to jail for the fucking, at least making a bit of money before we get to jail.

Okay. We can make money in jail as well. I'm not working in there. I'm fucking taking it easy and living off of whatever we can fucking make for the next... Okay, what is it now? It's January. Four months. Reto me. You need your fingers? I'm making sure, man. I'm just making sure, man.

Fuck. Four months? We want to go there for her? Yeah, man. Until May. Oh, man. That's a long time. Woman forced to publicly

apologize to cheating husband because social media is sensation. Huh? She becomes social media. Okay. Well, what the fact does make any sense? So, buddy... See again?

Woman forced to publicly fucking apologize. Why was she for? Cheating husband. Become social media since... I don't know. I got to read into this. I don't like the forced part.

Why would she be fucking forced to apologize to... By the judge to publicly apologize to... And the judge forced her to do this. What? It came somewhat of... She's a celebrity, though. See? Okay.

Forced by a judge to publicly apologize to her cheating husband and his mistress. She's a celebrity. What does she apologize for? Okay, for the last five... Okay, five years. She took revenge in both adulterers by exposing their affair, along with the evidence. and she had gathered against them,

as well as their names and the personal information. And she put all that shit on social media. Okay. So you can get a whole of those cheating fuckers whenever you want. Give them the nastiest fucking lowdown. All right. I just wasn't understanding what she was forced to apologize for. She did a lot of them.

I get it. Good for her. She's got a lot of videos. Okay, so she fucking just went, she went crazy with her shit. But she had to apologize. Is it worth it? You know, she's not fucking really sorry.

No. You can apologize to someone easily. Is I had? Yeah, Judge. Yeah, I'll say, I'm sorry. But I'll do it. I'm not. Fuck you.

You'd be like, all right, I'm sorry. Dot, dot, dot. Fucking cheaters. Oh, fuck. All right, well. Okay, I got to look at, I might have to play this, man. The topic's related to a woman in the nod being ordered to apologize to her husband. been on January 15th after posting

apology videos for three consecutive days that's gone viral on social. I got to stop. I can't handle shit like that right now, man. All right. I don't know why wrote this down. Imagine when you're fucking roaming

into a cave and you find the mummified remains of like 61 cheetahs. What? Yeah, man. That's what they found some cave. Mummified. Were they there, what, wrapped up and shit? Some Saudi cave.

No, there was like a natural mummification of some sort, because there was no air, I guess. I don't know. I can't figure it out. So nobody fucking caught them instead of, you know, threw some chemicals in and turned them into fucking mummies. Some of these fucking things were like 1,800 years old. Jesus Christ.

So it's a cave, it's a cave? Yeah. So you don't want to go in that cave. Why have there so many fucking cheetahs in there? How many? Like 61. Wow. It's a lot of fucking Jesus, man.

Seven of them were like full on fucking mummified skeletons. It's a pretty weird picture. I can't unsee it. Cloudy eyes. What? There's a picture of these fucking things. Don't look at it. It gets in your head. No, man.

Now I got a fucking look at it. You fucking kidding me. Is that bad? Video on January 12th, accusing her husband with having an extramarital affair. The court ordered her to publicly apologize to her. husband on social media. She has since posted four

quality videos, gaining numerous followers. The videos also include detailed information. Yay, I'm right, I'm right. Lawyers point out that the woman's actions be infringible. Jesus. Wow. That fucking buzz kill.

No shit. Got fucking more tabs going on here, man. No, no. I didn't open that one up. Okay. Mumified. Mom. He should mummified Jesus.

He can try that. I don't know, man. Mummified. Jesus. Oh, fuck, man. I might have to have a nap today. A little winter nap. We're partying.

Geez. I mean, come on. It's not freaking me the fuck out. No. That is weird, man. Look at his eyes. If you walked in a cave, baked, you stumbled upon this.

I don't know. I'm not sure what would happen. Whoa. Wouldn't I want to fuck with that beast? Well, you would right now because it's dead. He'd just go over and stomp on him. He'd be fucking brittle as fuck. Would he shatter?

Yes. It'd be like glass. Look at those teeth. That tooth is falling apart. That didn't have. Like, how'd that happen? I don't know. How do your, it couldn't, well, maybe it was like that.

It'd be a cool necklace. Yeah. All right. I think I could be done. All right, are we done? I don't know. All right, we didn't think of a title to the new show, but everybody.

Why did I have to write that down? Why did I give a fuck about a mumified Jita? Must have been the buzz on. No, I thought it was cool, man. Freak me out. All right, until next time. Cheers, man. Cheers, okay?

Good hang out. Cheers. Chilling. Fuck, I need another drink. Get another drink. I'm going to film on up, too. New episodes every week on Trailer Park Boys Plus. Subscribe now.