Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 34 - Ricky The Divine

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

Well, the snow didn't f**k off... there's MORE! Before they get shovelling, Ricky and Julian discuss the Super Bowl, plan a weed-growing contest, and investigate a f**ked story about a foot. Plus: Get out your scrilla and prepare to follow the Church of Ricky!

Weekly episodes now on Trail of Perp Boys Plus. That was a doozy. Yeah, man. All right, well, welcome to the park after the dark. I'm your host. Bakery Bakerton. Who am I? Lungs.

Baky Baperton and lung. I can haul in a lot of... You fuck, man. It's impressive. But it fucks me. Look. Boys is going. again. It's all right.

All right. What do we do? What do we want to accomplish today, Ricky? What should we, we should have a goal or something, man. I don't know, man. I mean, the countdown is on. Big Super Bowl coming up this weekend. It's this weekend. Yeah, man. Who are you going for? Oh, it's going to be a good game, I think. What's your team? What team are you putting money on?

You know what? It's a tough goal. It's fucked up. Both of these fucking teams last year went like four and twelve wasn't it? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds about right. They were both like 60 to one odds to, I think, be in the Super Bowl.

Jeez. Pretty even teams, man, I don't know. It could be anybody's game. It's going to be exciting. We got to, well, you, this is what your mission is, because we've got to put some money on this fucking game. You've got to figure it out, man. Getting into the stats, do mushrooms, do

something. doing it I might call a psychic for this one I'm calling in the Havies All right That's what you gotta do I'm just hoping

This fucking weather chills out I've got nowhere Really left to put snow Like we don't normally get hit like this man It's fucking sucks You know what I bet you there's people Should I went to jail

People watching this right now going Fuck you guys You know what I'd love to see some snow Because they're sweating their bags off Sure It's not you know what This year is

been excessive. You get a fucking wind going with the snow and is this cold? It can suck ass, man. When I was a kid, I fucking loved it, but man, now it sucks because I got to deal with it. No kidding. And it's fucking cold. I'm getting old. It's cold.

I can go maybe one little snow trip, a skidoo trip, or ski trip once a year and that would get the snow out of my system and then bring on the warm. But here's the tip. You never fucking shovel your deck off. You don't shovel shit. So now when you're climbing up over the fucking piles of shit

It's frozen because I thought it would get would get rain It's been fucking cold It's not gonna rain, nothing's gone Minus 21 and shit man It's never this cold We never get this much snow What the fuck? I'm not complaining though you know why

Because we're getting through it buddy We're in like in a cockalypse But it's gonna be as hot as fuck this summer I bet Winter acocalypse 2026 On a stone note have you seen these what are you right now

what are you running at right now that's 10 I'm fucking like a heartbeat I'm going up between like 7 and 8.4 it's like wavy I'm about I'm doing the same heartbeat thing but I'm at maybe an 8 going up to about a 9.5 bit jealous maybe 10

well then you're going to like these guys good I need to be entertained man I wish we had some right now have you heard about these black pearl strawberries No. They look fucking incredible. I guess you're sweeter than a normal strawberry. Mm-hmm.

They look fucking good, man. Where do you get these fucking things? I think you can only get them in China. And people are paying like 45 bucks a pound. It's like six bucks for one strawberry. So they must be good. Strawberries are way easier to fucking grow than weed too, aren't they? Well, apparently these ones are harder to grow and you get less yield.

So a lot of growers don't want to grow them. But, man. Okay. At 45 bucks a pound, I think that'd be. I gotta get some. Okay, you are. Clown them. You are.

And I need to start growing them here. Because don't you just take the fucking seeds off the little motherfuckers and put them on like a... I'm pretty sure it's not that hard. Napkin or something? And then let them... Was it germinate? They keep coming back year after year. So I don't know how fucking hard can it be.

But maybe they're not going to like the Canadian weather. I don't know. How long do they take to grow? Strawberries grow quick, man. Fuck, yeah. Like, yeah. These ones apparently are. You're hard to grow, and maybe they'll love Canada.

Maybe they'll be easy to grow here. Oh, shitty yield. You know what? I can fix that, though. I know I can. Speaking of growing, I've talked to so many that's going to be from the Swarna people with the TPB Plus, what the fuck it's called? Yes. I told him about that aeroponic shit.

Uh-huh. With the, you know, a little cube. I am curious about it. We're going to take, because we do have seeds out there, if you guys don't fucking know it, we got, like, some seeds. we're going to take these seeds and we're going to put them in that aeroponic cube thingy okay we're going to get a fucking 24 hour camera on them so people can come on to tpb plus and watch our plants grow what if it's actually you and i should have a plant growing contest rickie to black tea fucking that's funny orangey whatever the fucking's got my man's whatever your

thing is don't have to fucking ask me twice for anything but we should we should even like and there's Like, no pissing in each other's plants. Nope. There's no shit like that. If it was Randy, maybe. We'll shake. As soon as they go into the cube, the aeroplonic cube, shake hands on it, no fucking with each other's plants.

All right. You know what we're going to do? We're going to come up with $100. That's going to be the prize, grand prize. Where are we going to come up with that? We'll get $100. I mean, how long is it going to, how long? What did they say?

Your plant will grow and how long? These aeroponic? I don't fucking know, man. A couple months? I don't remember six weeks. An hour ago. An hour ago. Okay, so that's the thing.

We'll have a little competition. Maybe I'll grow some black pearl strawberries in mine. Holy fuck. See, you need to cross that plant with a weed plant. Yum. Black strawberry fucking, what could we call it? Black strawberry. Strawberries are hard one to fucking get it.

Another thing after it. Black strawberry surprise. eyes. Oh man, this was a fucked up story. Why? Riddle me this. Would you cut off your own foot to get into medical school? No, a fucking chance.

I wouldn't go to medical school. Okay. Fuck medical school. I was 10 years of your life doing that shit. Well, this guy was obsessed with getting into medical school. He failed the admission exam twice. But he found this loophole that the country where he lives. There's a disability quota.

Okay. So they have to allow so many people with disabilities to get into medical school. All right. So he cut off his own foot. Wow. Well, he claimed he was in a horrible, got horribly assaulted and someone fucking severed his foot off. But the police did more investigate and his stories kept changing. It was a very clean cut, like they said it was done with a machine probably.

See, that's a problem. He's a fucking, he's book smart. He's just not smart, smart. in the head. Like, if you're going to cut your foot off, you've got to make sure you have it covered. You've got the perfect story, man. Oh, yeah, they found needles near him where he had fucking numbed the foot. They never found the foot, so that's a bit of a mystery. Go for doctors out there. You want to get into medicine, do it like, and shit, but it takes a special person, man. There's no way I could do it. Like dealing with cutting off people's

body parts and dig it in there. That's a fucking, that's a commitment, man. So now he's probably not going to get into medical school and has no foot. Well, who wants a guy who fucking chops his foot off to operate on them anyway? Like, fuck him. Well, that's kind of what I'm thinking. He's got a, he's nuts. Like, if you failed the entrance exam twice, do I really want you as a doctor? No, man.

Definitely not as a surgeon. And what do you got to do? You need, like, 75%. Although he did cut off his own foot. Maybe he would be a good surgeon. I don't know. No, man, I don't want some quack who fucking do. Like, oh, man.

He's got to spend, like, did he think about it? He's got to spend the rest of his life with a wooden foot or something. hobbling around. Even if he did get to become a doctor and achieve his dream, he still has no fucking foot. You just wanted to work? I, you know, it'd be nice to talk to this guy because he's 100% fucking nuts. Smart.

He's a smart nutty dude. He's dedicated, I guess. You know what's going to happen to him? He's going to go, he's going to spiral, man, and this guy's going to be the next Dexter. Where's he from? You know what? I forget. It doesn't matter.

I think India maybe, but I'm not 100%. If you see some fucking creep with one foot hobbling around after you lurking around the bushes, get the fuck away from him. He wants to eat you. What if it's a different guy with one foot and he's nice? Stay away from them. Just...

So you're saying avoid people missing a foot. We got to figure out where this guy's from to at least narrow it down. So when he's got to like paranoid people and not wanting to talk to people with like one leg and shit, that's just not right. Yeah, I agree. You have a picture of this guy?

I got to, like, I feel bad now, man. He might be super nice guy, who knows? He just really wanted to get to medical school. He's fucking crazy, man. Yeah, I can't imagine going to the wall. What would you do with your foot when you're done with it? I wonder what he did. That's the shit I want to know about this guy.

Where'd you put the foot when you cut it off? Would you pickle it? Did you put it in the carburetor? He must have did something because they never found it. Wood chipper, I don't know. I mean, tie rock to the foot and chucking into the fucking lake maybe

yeah but I don't know it's gonna come back it's gonna come back to hot it's gonna put it in concrete or something first I think see that's the shit that's another thing he did think about say say he got away with this

he's a doctor and shit yeah and all of a sudden on the news yeah found a fucking foot it was a skeleton attached to a fucking rock at the bottom lake we are gonna investigate this and see what the fuck happened to DNA yeah And then buddy's like paranoid

Losing his mind because I got his foot It's a bit weird Did he say someone to assault him cut off his foot and they took the foot? That's the thing man Like you've got a heap Well you obviously how did he get rid of the foot I'd say he chucked it in off a bridge Did he make friends with a tiger?

That you know what? He could have fed it to do a tiger No but it's a stretch but Not you know what feed it to a pig The pigs will only leave the teeth of a human. You throw a human into a pig pen, you're gonna find nothing but teeth, man. And he probably sucked down a few of them. So they ate the bones, everything. Eat everything, man. Wow. They like that bone marrow.

Gets some special little super pig powers. But how would you know the pig wouldn't turn on you and try to eat all you? No, you don't you don't fuck with pigs, man. You throw the fucking foot in there. You got to have a pig pen? Well, yeah. And I don't think, if you walked in with a dead body... I think he did this in the middle of a field. from what I remember, but I don't know. Or a parking lot.

I mean, no. It wasn't a parking lot. It's dimension where he cut his foot off? Well, they said they found him in like a field, and then they found some fucking syringes and shit not far from him. Oh, so he got, like, he got, all right. But I don't know if he cut it off in the field. What do you do?

There'll be some blood somewhere. Did he call all the cops on himself or something? See, this guy's getting dumb on the coming back a second, man. I don't think he thought it through. so he gotta just fucking huck the god damn foot like i'm cut it off into the woods well they must have dogs feet sniffing dogs that they could find the foot but okay this is another thing if the cops were investigating this would they just say fuck the foot we don't care would they be looking for the foot i know they'd look for a weapon i don't know it just said the foot was never

found so they didn't look hard that's why search maybe they didn't give a fuck. They didn't, man. I'd like to know the whole story, though, man. You know what? If I was the person that would, you know, maybe write a buck one day, that would be on it. Okay. But the guy's got to turn into a serial killer and start eating people. That's a fucking movie.

Or you could just study harder and pass the fucking exam, go to medical school, and just be a doctor missing the foot. See? Yeah, that's, that. Why didn't you just study harder, man? he wanted the there was the easy way out it wasn't exactly easy

but he fucked them I get what you're saying to him it was Jesus yeah all right I got a question for you man okay I'm in what is it

you know when you get like someone gives you an invitation or something and I never understood RSVP they want you to RSVP them do you know what that stands for

Respondé si vo'uple Jesus fucking Christ man isn't it I don't it You kidding me? Hey. Respondé, see, vu, play.

Isn't it? That, fuck me, man. You know what? You were the smartest person I know right now, buddy. I didn't think it's top secret. I just didn't know. But is that what it means? Respondé, see you play.

Yeah. From say. Please respond or respond if you please. That's it, man. No hidden meaning. Secrets. That's the fucking shit. But, you know, how many, do Americans know that?

Because there's not a lot of French people down there, man. That's a good question. You know what I mean? I think there's a Dude some French in New Orleans isn't there? Oh yeah there's the other places but the fucking Acadians or something aren't they? Yeah, I guess I don't know because we got Acadians here in notice. Some people maybe know some people don't see if I guarantee you

I'm going to say maybe you could change what 95% of the people will probably not know what was respond a seat we play that's a different language to that man You talk a little bit of French every now and that's the V that would be complicated to say in English. Yeah, that's what fuck's you. Yeah. Voo. I had some fucking shit.

Oh, yeah. I want to get your opinion about this. Okay, why? There's a guy running a marathon in Hong Kong. Mm-hmm. He had a baby strapped to the front of him. All right. People are accused of child abuse.

Oh, you're going to shake the motherfucker up for how many miles? Well, the marathon's 2060s. They pulled them after nine miles and said, you're done by it. You can't run the fucking marathon with a kid, but imagine running nine miles. A fucking kid's strapped to the front of you. The guy's in shape. Oh, I'm not...

All right, you know what? Here's the thing. I don't think it was a bad... I don't think it's child abuse. I think it's a good thing. It would depend on how much movement. Because the baby's brains all getting scrambled. What age baby were we talking about here?

It was a small baby, man. Okay, I forgot about the brain being fragile. No, but fuck. There's a... like pregnant women. Running marathons? I think. Maybe.

I don't think I would chance it. I think they are. And the baby's inside there. It's like swimming around. It's like in a little pool. That's a tough one. I mean, if it didn't hurt, I'd have to ask a doctor.

If it's fucking for the kid, then he's a dummy. If it's not, I want to spend the time with this kid, I guess. Okay. We got a, we got to, okay, we're going to him. Maybe you couldn't find a,

We're going to Bonner, buddy. Big care back there at the last minute. He wanted to run the marathon. Okay. How old do you think this baby was? You know what? That's a tough question. I'm going to have to say, I'm going to go with like three months, maybe two and a half months.

I could be totally wrong. Okay, Bonner. Here's a question, Matt. If you were a dad that had a baby who's like two and a half, three months of years old, strapped to your belly and you're in a marital. and you're in a marathon. 25 miles, is it? Sure.

26, whatever. They pulled him out of the race at the 9-mile mark because they said it was unsafe. What are your thoughts on that? Is that unsafe? We don't fucking know. That was a lot of information.

Wow. Boner, are you there, man? Geez. Wow. Boner. Boner's banging. You know what it is? Doing some phone banging.

It's your fucking internet, man. Well, somehow, let's go steal something that makes my internet good what do I need one of those little things that jumps it over to somewhere else what are they called you need a fucking yeah it's like a it's a like an extender there we go is that what it's called I think it might be I need a bunch of those like ten of them I don't think I don't think I don't know I don't think

that they haven't bunch of them it's gonna help you I think one one's probably gonna do it man we can start with one that'd be easy all right I did have have some fucking stories. This one was kind of shitty. This pastor down in the States, Florida, he's pressuring his followers to make $10,000 donations in 90 seconds. He's saying you're doing it.

Because if you did that, you're going to become a millionaire. That's a good scam, man. What? Pressure gouging. So $10,000 in how fast? You got 90 seconds, everybody. Like, how that's, he should have went.

I don't understand. Okay. It's called a blitz donation, all right? Okay. This is an online thing? 90 seconds to come up with $10,000 with $10,000 so God could turn them into multi-millionaires. You don't have it in 90 seconds? So $10,000 per person?

Yeah. Wow. Some people did it. And did they become millionaires yet? No, man. The buddy went to fucking jail. That's not going to help you. All right.

Well, I'm glad he went to jail. That sounds like a pretty... Bad scam to me. Like, it's fucked up. People followed him. But you know what? He should have went volume. That's where he fucked up.

He should have went, you know what? Usually when you want to fucking, like, do a transfer or something like that, there's always like a max, like $3,000 or $25,000, something like that. So he should have went $2,500 and everybody can get on the phone. It's $2,500. It's a lot of millionaire. Listen to this person. but you know what fuck that guy

like God's gonna invest in the stock market for them or I don't it's gonna give you good luck man oh okay so you gotta pay to get luck now but you know what if anybody could do something like that

I think it'd be you and I think Florida I know that sometimes you know jail is the best option through the winter because it's shitty here man I don't know

but if we went man if we went down to Florida I bet you we could set up some kind of a church or something we could call shit it's not a cult and called well no it it wouldn't be a cult what would you call it church of peace ricky the divine church of money rickie the divine vidian or something you know what i mean luck church the luck church you'll have good luck and you might get baked see the thing is if you can have if you can incorporate something like i'm you're going to get rich if you follow me kind of feel to the name you know what I mean okay

get back to me money money and love if you can see if that's the thing if you can get lucky in love and money one of them even people follow you man I don't know if I'm ready for that but well you smoke a joint get up in front of a bunch of people and just yap about you know Do godly things and maybe I don't know if I'm probably not a good public speaker You're fuck what do you mean you're not a good You're a great public speaker man I'll have to I don't know I have to dry run

You know what I mean? You know what I am real? You don't It's just like even if you're scamming them I'll do it look like you're not scamming I'll have to do a dry run All right Mischievous child gets combination lock pad stuck in his nose What He's got you know those lockers the kids for the fucking school in their lockers.

He has one of those lockers. He put it through his fucking nose. I don't know. Someone did it to him. But what a fuck around, man. He had to get it cut off? Well, I think he must have had a nose ring. But still, like, you're stretching that thing.

Like, that nose ring is small. No? Some people get the fucking bones and shit. Stuck on him or he just did it? I don't understand. It stuck on him, man. There's a picture of him. He's got this kid.

And they had to fix, like... Okay, they're not sure how he made. actually get the small combination padlock stuck in his nose but ever even suspects that he was playing with it okay so he fucked himself so he's just did oh he was trying to be at this all right cosplay shit man okay bold demon king is the name of this motherfucker that has a fucking lock in his nose okay that lock well he became up for a little while looks like an idiot you know i don't normally believe in coincidences Okay.

This one's pretty fucked. I've never heard this before. You know, the Titanic, the big ship. Yeah, man. Sank not too far from us. Everybody knows the fucking tank. We've got bodies buried here in Halifax. Okay.

So that was what? 1912, is that when that happened, I think? Was it 19, no, 1927 or something, I think, man, wasn't it? I thought it was 12. Anyway, 12, yeah? It wasn't 1898. No. In 1898, Morgan Robertson,

this fucking writer, he wrote a novel about a massive unsinkable ship called the Titan that hit an iceberg and sank. Off the coast of New Veland. Well, I don't know about that. Like, what the fuck are the chances of that? It happens. Speed and lack of lifeboats

were in his novel as well. That's a fucking weird coincidence, man. Maybe that guy was like trying to manifest this fucking happen in his entire life. He did it. It's like 14 years before it happened. 14 years before it happened. Was he alive when the fucking thing sank?

I don't know. See, that would be good to get. Hey, bud, what's going on here, man? That's a weird fucking coincidence. Massive unsinkable ship. It hits a fucking iceberg. There's still some sketchy shit going on with that, man. All the people that got off, they didn't even get on the boat.

They're like, fuck that out. That was another weird coincidence. All these rich people? Yeah. I think there's a, this. something going on with that book. And there was something else about it. Conspiracy theories?

Yeah, man. I don't like to get in. Anyway, I never heard that before. I thought that was kind of fucked, and it's kind of cool when you're baked. Yeah. That's cool, man. Check this out.

I didn't know you can get so much gold out of electronics, man, and SIM cards. Oh, yeah. I think it's not easy to do in time-consuming, but you know how to you've heard of this. You've heard of this. Oh, I know you can, yeah, put all the gold together, and gold's fucking expensive.

This guy refined, 191 grams of gold. Of electronic waste man. Thousands of SIM cards. That's God. That's a few bucks. How much? 1991 grams. Isn't like fucking almost five grand an ounce Canadian right now?

I think it's around 17 grand America. It's a lot of money, man. Almost 23, 25 grand. Fuck. Maybe we should get into the... That's what I'm saying. Electronic Recycling game. What I wonder how far back you got... I mean, do all electronics have gold in it?

Sure, we could find out which ones do. But SIM cards is a good one. That's a good one, man. I don't know where you get... Where do you get a used SIM card? That's the thing. You'd have to... You know, there's those places where you drop off old cell phones and shit. We got like a depot.

Mm-hmm. Shit Depot. We've got to find that place in... take all of them. I think there's a lot of gold electrons. I think just don't think it's easy to fucking mine, is it? Like, you would need some fucking shit, I would think. Special tools or heaty uppers.

That's what you'd need. You'll melt it. Yeah. Because the plastic, all that shit would fucking just, that would be growing up for. Yeah, man. Wouldn't want to be breathing that shit any. If you're going to mine and you want it pure.

Yeah. That's the shit that's worth the money. Well, okay, that's something we can work on. Okay. Wow. I don't know anything about it, but... Japanese bar sparks controversy with sign restricting access to people over 40. That's weird.

That's, yeah, I don't know. Whoa. This is fucked. Bamboo that grew through metal lamp post becomes a symbol of resilience in China. Yeah, you're bouncing around. Yeah, I am, man. It's just like, this is fucked. Like the power of nature, man, this plant grew out of a fucking landpole.

It's all iron. Like how? That's a pretty powerful plant. Maybe there's a tiny little pinhole. Even when you see like weeds coming up through like asphalt, man. Like what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, man. Plants don't fuck around.

They don't fuck around. Young woman sparks controversy for dating twin brothers at the same time. We'll be fuck. That's kind of weird. That is a weird one. Who's the more weird for her or the brothers? I would say definitely for the brothers. It's a good gig for her, isn't it?

Yeah, maybe. I mean, not at the same time. No, no, no, no. They're separate. They have their date nights. They separate. They don't, well, maybe not. It would be weird, I guess.

Fuck, you'd be weird to be a twin. Yeah, I agree. Would you want to have a twin, like brother? No. No, man, that's fine. fucking weird because you always see them always like hey you're doing a fucking live you so I can't do anything like yeah I dated twin once it was it was weird like and then you always wonder see well this chick was wondering and she went

found out she fucking went for her good for her man okay blah blah blah blah 24 year old woman okay she's uh have no problem Sharon she has no problem sharing She has no problem sharing? No, man. She met the twins. It's them that are sharing. Sing and Sue last year, that's their names. Working at their waiters, man, at a restaurant.

Okay. Wow, you're really enjoying the story. Okay, too much. Na-na-na-na. A number of twins is there. Fascinated. That man should get, okay, so someone at the table joked her that, you know, you should go get the number to that guy.

Well, get both numbers. So good. This is a joke. Boom. She's in there. So both twins worked at the same restaurant. Yep. Which is fucked up as well.

Yeah. I could really fuck you out. Well, I guess they must like the same shit. The two brothers never argued or got jealous because they both loved me. And she loved them. They live separately, and now they're all together living in as one happy family.

Yeah. Not sure whether they're like doing some banging or something. I don't know. They must have scheduled. I guess. Well, they're going to be scheduled. then. But I'm guessing they do, man. You're guessing they do, what?

They're getting it going. They're having like a, they're definitely doing a threesome. Okay. I'm not, not definitely. I don't, like, I don't live there. I don't know. Nor do I care. But, uh, well, it's, uh, it has been. I gotta go, man, you know what we got to do? It's been interesting.

This is, I'm too far. You're buzz on. He went on it. Whatever that shit has is, isn't, like, it's lit, sativa. It is definitely, right? It's a bit of a creep. Creep strain. I like it. It's like,

yeah, I'm fucking. All right, let's, uh... I might have to tap out as well, I don't know. All right. You know what we should go do? What? We'll play some pool, get drunk. Oh, okay.

Let's do it. So we're going to continue. I'm already, man. Fuck the snow. All right, everybody. Cheers. We're going to go fucking do something fun, I guess. Play some pool.

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