Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 36 - Finger Lickin' F**ked

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions! 

To watch the video, Perk After Dark, go to Swear Nut dot com or go to the Trailer Park Boys Swear Nut app. You're telling me you didn't drink any of that? No, I've got my own right here. Well, I know he didn't. I'm not going to drink that shit. What is that stuff anyway? This is the Coldstream Orange Tabby Creamsicle. This is gonna be coming out this year.

That's it. With my name on it, but I just poured it, it was up to there. I think he had a big drink, Bubs. Kinda looks like Ricky's dehydrated piss. That's what it looks like. Don't tell me that. It could be. Ricky, get up! He's not getting up

He didn't sleep one wink for four days There's no way he should we should have this in his fucking bedroom. That's where we should did man Let's move in climb on the bed with him. No, we're getting I'm not climbing in the bed. Do you do smell back there? That was him. No. Well, he definitely puked. All over the fucking place. Oh, I know that. He made his shit himself. You should clean up his vomit, Randy.

Yes. I'm not cleaning up any vomit, but that's a really nice shirt you got on, bubs. I've had this shirt for 25 years, Randy. It looks like it's freshly pressed. Freshly pressed? It's fucking wrinkled to shit. I pulled it out from under the bed, the cats were on it. What is wrong with you, Randy?

Nothing's wrong with me, Julian. You look extra... Why is your beard so grey? I'm getting older, but I was in a... Christmas just happened and I was Santa, remember? You know, no, he's... Why don't you dye it? I don't like it grey. You don't? No, make it black again.

You know, he looks like, I think he's, is it a bear, is that what people call you now? Like a bear. Oh, he's a bear. Smokey the bear. You mean in the community? Smokey the bear. In the community?

Yeah. He's the bear. So now he's Smokey the bear. I like Smokey the bear. Smokey the bear, he says don't start forest fires, right? You know how bad fires are. That's not the Smokey the bear we're talking about, Randy. You just say things, the first thing that floats by, don't you, right? You know how bad fires are. That's not the smoke of the bear we're talking about, man. You just say things, the first thing that floats by,

don't you, Randy? Well, sometimes. It's like a grab-on to us. Do you just see random thoughts floating around, you just pick them out and say them? Sometimes, but it depends. If someone else is talking, I... How come you're sitting over here?

I don't like it. I just thought I would sit here, man. You're still looking at your hair. Well, it's... You know what? This is 2025. Maybe we need a little bit of change. Change is good, man. Right? Change. It's a bit of change. Do you like change, Randy? I do. I do.

What's that, your belly? My tummy. My tummy's gurgling. When's the last time you ate your head? I just had a little snack before this. What's okay? What is a little snack to Randy? Well, I just had some onion rings that I made up. That's why it's gurgling. Yeah. So you're gonna shit yourself probably?

No. Do you have to go? Use it? Not yet. I'm going. Do you have to go? Oh. Use it? Not yet. I'm okay. Okay, make sure before you do, you make it there. You know what happened the last time you ate the onion? Did you cook them in that same oil? No, I got new oil since then.

I got some... Tell me something. It's called tallow. Have you ever heard of tallow? Beef tallow. You know what? That's probably a good idea. That's good for you, Randy, because you're always cooking it in fucking...

What was it? Canola. That gives you the shits. So anyway... Are we gonna start this? Are we gonna say, huh? I really don't care, man. You do whatever you want. Do you want to say welcome, Randy? Yes, welcome everyone to Perk After Derrick, 2025. Oh, Jesus. All right, we're underway.

We're underway. All right, there's not really much to talk about right now, bubs. I'm gonna tell you that later. What are you talking about? It's a brand new, I just got back from the fucking UK and Ireland. Let's talk about that.

Ireland, I wish I had have been there, man. I was in Ireland. Leeds, Manchester, London. No, I was in Ireland. Let's talk about that. Ireland, I wish I had have been there. I was in Ireland. Leeds, Manchester. No, I was in Manchester. All right. I was in London. Okay. I was in Swansea.

Swansea. You know, Pastel, the boys that are in the band. Dudes, man. I was in Pastelstown, Swansea. I was in Liverpool at the Cavern Club. I was in Edinburgh. Fuck man. Dublin.

Scotland. Where the fuck else was I? Somewhere. I can't remember. Thought you were somewhere around Leeds. No, we were supposed to get to Leeds, but then it wasn't on the screen the night we coulda went, so we went somewhere else.

Okay. Edinburgh was amazing. You know where I was in Edinburgh? Where? There's a bar there, and it's all Canadians that run it, so it sucked away. They play the Tragic We Had, and they got all Canadian stuff around, Canadian drinks.

They sell poutine. Poutine. Right in Edinburgh, did die. You know the guy in the movie in Glasgow that has no shirt on, Randy? Big fella. You know in the movie? You know in the, oh nevermind.

How can't he remember some big guy with no shirt on? Guy with no shirt on that's in the front row at the Glasgow concert. He was there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He was there, I got him signing autographs for people. Liverpool, the Cavern Club was amazing. I've been there, that's where that, well, a little shit storm happened.

Anyway. And then the movie just came out on, if everybody doesn't know, you can rent or buy the movie anywhere in the world now. Really? Just came out on Tuesday. Nice, there's probably people piring at the fucking thing too, I bet, huh?

Well, probably. I hope you're on that, man. I hope you're spending your nights fucking scouring. I thought you were gonna. You know, I don't have time to be fucking on this thing, man. I don't, I'm not making money on this. Well, you could be on it when you're on the pump machines. The pump machines?

The, you know, when you're pumping iron, you could have the, when you're on the pump machines. The pump machines? The, you know, when you're pumping iron, you could have the, you know, be doing your research. Bob, see, who watches TV when they're pumping fucking iron? Most people, I mean, I know you're too focused. Focused. All right, you know what? Looking at yourself in the mirror while you're... I don't fucking do that.

You do that, Julian? No, I, well, you gotta do it because it's there. It's right in front of you. No, you can't not examine yourself. You work out without a shirt on, right? Do you work out in your underwear? I wear an underwear, I wear a shirt. Like, just shut up.

All right, I got something fun for us to do. This is gonna test your fucking knowledge in the fast food world there, Randy. Oh yeah? Can you match the slogan to the fast food world there Randy. Oh yeah? Can you match the slogan to the fast food chain? You guys wanna get this going? Easy. Easy. I can try it. Alright here we go boys. Here you gotta ring in Randy. Ring it in. Alright. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Do we have a ringer? What's this? Do we have a buzzer? We used to have

them for um. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. We used to have them for Je um... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to have them for Jeopardy! Here we go. Is it still over there? There's one. You take that one. Might have two here, boys. There we go. Okay, we got it.

They're not sounding too loud. The batteries are fucked. Okay, so you've got a bell, and I've got a honk-honk. Okay, bud. Here, you can... Boys, stop, Randy. Okay, you guys ready? Here's the first one. Here, you can. Boys, stop, Randy. Okay, you guys ready? Here's the first one.

This is the slogan. Think outside the bun. Okay. Think outside the what? Bun. Think outside the bun. It's a little, okay. What?

Shop Boy. A&W. All right, boys, I'm gonna tell you, you guys fucked up. You rang in too early, and I probably should've just set the rules here. I've got three, you've got to guess out of three fucking things. Okay, think outside the bun.

Taco Bell. Buzz, put your drink down. Red Lobster or Chick-fil-A? Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Correct. Okay, that's one point for Randy. Okay, here's the next one.

This is between Jimmy John's, Herbie's and Popeye's. We have the meats. Herbie's. Correct. Nice one. One to one. All right. Here's fun. Here we go. Here's the three restaurants boys. Applebee's, TGI Fridays or Chili's. Eating good in the neighborhood. Chili's. Chili's. Aye. Look it's still buzzing. Wrong. TGIF. Don't know. It's not giving me that.

It's Chili's. Eating good in the neighborhood. No it wasn't. You both wrong. One to one. Okay here we go, boys. Famous Famiglia Pizzeria, Crackle Barrel, or Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family. Crackle Barrel. No, Olive Garden. You're wrong, you got it, two to one.

Here we go, this one's fucking easy. Bojangles, Buffalo Wild Wings, or KFC. Finger. Yeah, buddy. KFC, baby. I knew it was finger licking good. Okay. Here's the three restaurants, boys. Papa John's, Domino's. Stop fucking hitting that thing. It wasn't working. Fuck off. Papa John's, Domino's, Little Caesar's. Better ingredients, better pizza. Domino's. Wrong. Okay, what was it? You're two to one. Okay. Here's the restaurant. Three to one. Three to one. Burger King, Wendy's or In-N-Out Burger. One of my fucking favorite places. Have it your way. Wendy's!

Wrong! Fuck! I think it was Min & O, man. No. Or Burger King. You don't know the answers? I'm doing the quiz, man. I don't know.

Maybe at the end they'll tell us what the fuck's up. Jesus Christ. We'll go through that in a second. Have it your way is Wendy's. Have it your way is Wendy's. That's what your mama used to say, too. But here we go. Restaurant names. Here we go. Texas Roto's. IHOP or in a second. I think your way is Wendy's. I think your mama used to say too. But here we go, restaurant names, here we go. Texas Roto's, IHOP or Dairy Queen,

Come Hungry, Leave Happy. IHOP. Correct, and that's probably a slogan he's all the time for your customers. Okay, restaurants are Waffle House, Sonic, Drive-In, or Denny's. Good food, fast. Denny's. No.

No, man. Bob, do you want to give it to me? What were the three choices? Waffle House, Sonic, Drive-In, or Denny's. And the slogan? Good food, fast. I mean, it kind of... Sonic!

It sounds like it is a Sonic. Raw. Oh, fuck. It could have been Denny's. It was Waffle House, then. Three to one. Fast I mean it kind of Sonic it sounds like it is a Sonic wrong oh fuck it Could have been Denny's it was Waffle House then three to one okay Chipotle Panera or Cava food with integrity have it's got to be Cava because it's not the Other two correct no wrong it's wrong wrong. Ch-potal. 3 to 1. Okay boys. No, I was too- Shut the fuck up.

Carl's Jr. 5 Guys or Fat Burger. The Last Great Hamburger Stand. Don't know man. Fat Burger. I'm gonna say the first- That's correct. Fuck's sake. 3 to 2.

Bob's man. Smirk the fuck up. Alright, we got tasty freeze, crispy cream, and steak and shake. Sweet sensation, hot temptations. Crispy cream! Wrong! Steak and shake.

Wrong. What? You can do better, man. That got 41% right. You don't even know the fucking answers. How are we playing this game? How about you take the quiz and get to a previous score?

Not a fucking chance. There's nothing. this game? How about you take the quiz again to improve your score? Not a fucking chance. There's nothing, they're not telling me anything. I won. Well this is a fun game. I fucking won already. I think you won, you got three two I think. It's three to two, you are the winner.

Oh my Jesus. Is there more of them? There's, it was fun for both of us. I thought, I thought. I know it was fun, but then I flipped down and then it's like, I thought there was something. This day is for Randy. It says facts about the penis.

You guys want to get into that, Randy? I thought it was going to be. Quiz him on that. That's quiz on the penis. I thought it was going to be where's the beef? And then ask him if it's right. That's what I thought. Where's the beef? You know that.

That should be your slogan of smoking. Where's the beef? Or here's the beef with an arrow pointing down? All right, here we go, boys. I mean, we could turn this into a game. Okay, sure. I like games. The penis has two primary functions.

What is it? What are they? Urination and ejaculation. Pissing and cumming. You got it, bud. Does it say pissing and cumming? Well. You got it bud. All right. Does it say pissing and coming? Well yeah it does.

Okay. It develops from a... I like testing. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. We're not getting into this man. I can't talk about this with my brain. Don't do it.

Ask it. It develops from a clitoris-like organ. That's just a fact. The penis is composed of three tubes. There's three of them. Three? Did you know there's three tubes in there, Andy? Penises start as clitorises. Yes. They all start, oh wow, neat. Neat. Very sensitive. Three tubes? Yeah, it may look like one long tube. What do they look like? There's actually three columns of tissue that run down the fucking shaft, man.

Well, there's a difference between columns and tubes. Well, yeah, there's two corpus cavernisum columns, which extend from the base to the end of the penis and fill with blood. Like what? I don't want to talk about your shaft. That's not tubes. This is a corpus spongesius. A urethra is a tube, right?

It's like a urethra. That's exactly what it's like. But what's a column? That's like a urethra. That's exactly what it's like. But what's a column? That's like a shaft. Oh. That's where the blood goes. Right. Confirm it up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what it is. Okay, humans may have the largest penis of all primates. All right. Okay. And those penises may have once been barbed, like the fucking some of the animals. They got barbed dicks.

Yeah! That's not a lot of fun. All but one without a barb is a great time. No, no, I'm saying for your partner. You don't want to be barbed. You only like the non-barbed ones. Hehehehe. Okay, whoa, in the 15th century,

men feared witches could steal their penises. That was a big thing. Don't fuck around the witch. She'll steal your cock Well, what are you left with? Just nothing man. Just a Ken bump Ken bump. Erections are more complicated than they seem. What was the name of that guy that his wife cut off his penis? That was um Lorraine of Bobbit Well, she was mad at him and just wanted to cut it off. And did she cut it off? Oh, yeah, she fired it in the field. Fucking look at the front yard.

But they put it back on again? He found it, got her back on, and then became a porn star with a big hook in his wiener. He had a Frankenwiener. Oh, he was lucky he found it. And then we do know this, Iceland has a penis museum. I'm there I didn't know that How do you know that they told us the guy at the front desk? You thought is it fucking when you were asking them if there's no I wasn't asking

He thought it was a lot of fun to be talking when you were down there going hey Sorry where I can go see you know what no I didn't say sorry for talking about penises everybody thought it'd be funny And it wasn't and it wasn't. No, it wasn't. Okay, we're moving on. We are moving on. I bet you you got a really great penis, Julian. Shut up, Randy.

What kind of a guy fucking says that to another guy? Well, it's National Compliment Day. The 24th, so... It's national. That's why I said you got a nice shirt, looks pressed, and I'm sure you've got a nice penis, Julian. Well, show it to him, Julian. So he can confirm.

You guys just shut the fuck up. I've only seen, like, when you took a pee once, and I caught just a real, like, a side, but like a backside kind of. You want to be peed with this fucking wire brush? Here, let me see. No, you don't hit Randy with that. Just because he saw your penis, you can't get- No, he's going to have that ram down his-

You can't get angry because he saw your winger You should try to compliment give me a compliment Julian. You're fucked which section One section of it. Did you see Randy? It was like so late He was like he's over there don't get going about this if it was like you see the end or just saw the base Or I was on this angle. Yeah, boys, Randy, shut up. I'm gonna knock you out anytime now. I just saw a little bit. And then you could see the stream.

All right, we're moving on. You've got a very powerful, powerful urine stream, Jimmy, like a racehorse. Aw, it doesn't surprise me. I mean, I think- It's got a muscular bladder. I'd say your prostate is probably fine. I know you don't wanna do the finger test.

Check it. But I still think that- Let him check your prostate. I was gonna do it last time and he wouldn't let me, Bubs. Free. The last thing I'm doing is getting fingered by Randy. That's never gonna happen. No, you were just telling him to check it.

Okay, or tell me whatever. All right, I've got an interesting thing we can talk about. A prostate exam isn't fingering. Just fingering, you have to go in and out several times. This prostate's just in and then out. Ricky, get the fuck up! I'm glad he's missing this one.

Ricky, Randy's gonna come in and check your prostate. I'm not going anywhere near his. What is this fucking podcast turn, pad turned into? All right, I got something we can talk about. What? And I was wondering if you knew this or not, Bubs. Why? I had to get some manila envelopes.

Manila? I was like, what the fuck do they call it manila for, right? Yeah. Ask the person at Staples, they were like, I don't fucking know, I just work here, right? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna ask Bubs. Why do they call it manila? Manila, and were they invented in don't fuck it. No, I just work here, right? Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna ask Bubs. Why do they call it Manila?

Manila, and were they invented in the Philippines, maybe? No, not really. Is Manila color? I don't fucking know. Is it like vanilla, but you don't- No, it's not. Manila envelopes. It's kind of like from Manila, but not really from Manila, because way back in the 1800s,

they needed like a durable, like pouchy thing to put documents in. So they made this motherfucker Manila, which is made from Manila hemp. Ooh. So it's a plant. So it's like this yellowish plant that they put in, they mixed some fucking shit in there.

But now, Manila envelopes now aren't made out of it, they're made out of paper now. It should have kept going on with the fucking Manila. No, they got into pulp and shit, right? My God, these are just mind-blowing topics. I got nothing to fucking talk about here, boys. Mind-blowing topics that you have today. Yeah, well, you want to see some interesting topics?

It's National Peanut Butter Day. Did you know that? You got any peanut butter, Bubs? No, Randy, I don't. And I don't want to talk about peanut butter, because I know what you probably used for. You like smooth or crunchy? I like crunchy.

Crunchy? What do you like? I kind of like it smooth. Don't say it like that. Like what? You're looking me right in the eye, and s-saltry sex is in it. Well, I like how it- Yeah, it feels good, doesn't it?

It kind of just goes into all- Fucking kid. It goes in all the bread crevices. Tell Julian what type of peanut butter you like. Smooth. Don't say it like that to me and don't look at me that way when you're saying it. That's what I'm talking about. Fucking very good.

Why can't you just go, I like smooth peanut butter. Why do you gotta go on like, smooth? I don't know. Whenever I see smooth peanut- Fucking good. Why can't you just go, I like smooth peanut butter. Why do you gotta go, I like smooth. I don't know, whenever I see smooth things. I don't go smooth. You and the whole sexual thing you got going on with food, man, it's weird. Peanut butter's just delicious. Is it true you wrapped your wiener in bacon

like a scallop? No! One time? No. Because that was going around the park. No. And you were sunbathing, that day was like a hundred and something degrees of, trying to cook it.

Mr. Lay had onion rings once. On his wiener. Oh yeah. I remember seeing pictures of that. Buddy, you gotta be careful because if they're too hot they can burn your, uh, the shaft. Oh, fuck. This doctor took out this crazy mother fucker. I don't know how people do this, man.

This guy isn't like out of his mind. Doctor performs with sectomy on himself, shares video on social media. Like, The sectomy, oh! That's like, that's a snip snip, man. But he could do it. Oh, it's, yeah, but-

Cause he just, he would numb it, right? Oh, yeah, yeah. And then he knows, he can see, he knows what cords to cut. Yeah, but do it on yourself, man. It's bad enough when I don't, I have never. I mean Rambo, Rambo operated on his side. Rambo is cool.

This guy looks like a fucking. That's if he got stabbed or shot or something. Rambo got shot and then he filled the wound with gun powder. Remember when he lit it and it like, cauterized it? Fucking Rambo was tough. He was awesome, man. Fuck, he was tough. He was a tough motherfucker.

John Rambo. John. Remember you used to dress up like him with the headband and the tie-off pipes. Yeah, the hella mean bubs. And I built, remember I built you the big fucking M60 out of wood? Yeah, that was cool.

You had the bullet thing, I made that out of fucking pencils. Nobody fucked with me back then with that Rambo costume on, man. Remember the bullet thing, I made that out of fucking pencils. Nobody fucked with me back then with that Rambo costume on, man. Remember the big pencil thing I made you that looked like the bullets? Yeah, and you painted them and shit. It was nice.

Very nice. You're crafty, Bubs. Oh, can you tell me you need a fucking big sash of bullets and I'll come up with something to make it look like that. What do you know about spiders, Bubs? Lots. All right. How many species of spiders are there? Oh, too many to count, they don't even know.

Thousands. There's about 45,000, okay, there's around that. But there's more than that, it's kind of like stars in the universe, they can't even. And are they all carnivorous or what? Do they just like fucking eat shit? No, there's different types. There's plant eaters, there's meat eaters. Plant eaters, there's a plant eater. There's only one fucking spider that eats plants and he looks cute. What's the name? It's a fucking bagger, baggeria. He caught baggeria one time, remember? Bagoria, yeah, Bagoria, you did, man. Do you remember Spider and Goodfellas? Yeah, he got shot in the foot. Why'd they call him Spider?

I wonder. He had this normal number of arms and legs, like a spider's got, what, eight? Eight? I can't believe you got a past with this. Eight legs. Yeah. So Spider.

Lots of people have nicknames that doesn't- That's a fucking nickname, dickhead. You know how they call fucking bald guys Curly? You know what? Where's Ricky's gun at? I'd like to fuck, we should do that real clean. No, you're not shooting Randy. You can be Spider.

Does he only shoot him in the foot or does he kill him? He ends up killing him. He does, doesn't he? Yeah. Spider. He comes back, he comes back in bad mouths. They they're like come on man you fucking shot you don't take that shit and he's sort of, oh yeah, he's mouthed off basically. He's just pshh and they're like what are you, why would you, you were joking, why?

And it wasn't spider, it was the guy from the Sopranos. That's right yeah. I felt bad when he shot Spider. Oh man, I felt bad for Spider. I did too. That was terrible. They egged him on to stand up to him a little bit and he said one thing and a blast. You don't get Joe Pesci going, man. No. He was a crazy motherfucker. I met Joe Pesci.

No, you did you? Yes I did. Motherfucker. I met them all. No, you did not. I certainly did. Ray Liotta. No, I never met him actually. Dad them all. No, you did not. I certainly did. Ray Liotta. No, I never met him actually.

No, I didn't mean everybody. Robert De Niro. I met Joe Pesci and I met Al Pacino. Wow. Hoo-wah! That's pretty cool man. I met them all. Al Pacino wasn't any good, fellas, though.

No, but I, you know, that group of... Cool. Cool. Of actor types. Yeah. Ha! Hoo-wah! Hoo!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not... Ha! Ha? Didn't you go, hmm? The women? No, that's the hoo-wah. The hoo.

What are we doing here? He's trying to do his Al Pacino impression, but it's not good. What other impressions can you do, Randy? I can do Arnold Schwarzenegger. Let's hear it. I'll be back. Oh, God. That just sounds like you.

I'll be back. He doesn't say back. He can't say back like back Bok, I'll be back. I'll be back Doesn't sound like our words and I heard nothing give us another one Scooby-Doo The fucking breath man do that one again Randy the fucking breath man do that one again Randy don't breathe that way no keep doing it pointed no no no no that sounds about as much like scooby-doo is my right not does okay what who's that that's scooby-doo still hi Julian oh my Jesus it's the worst sco Scooby Doo I've ever heard

of in my life. Can you do Shaggy? No, no. Give it a try. What about Velma? What does she do? How does Velma go? I don't fucking know.

What did Scooby used to say when like a, or Shaggy when something, you know, a ghost would pop out? Zoiks! That was good. Zoiks! Remember Zoiks? I can't do hims. I don't like it. I don't like it either way. ZOICS! That was good. ZOICS! I can't do hymns. Who else

has a unique voice that we I think this is good to hear Randy. Donald Duck? Yes! Can you say words though? What makes you most? That sounds like a cross between Donald Duck Any words, though? Bubbles. We're both Mickey Mouse. Choo-choo.

That sounds like a cross between Donald Duck and fucking Exorcist. Who else is what's goofy sound like? He-he-he-he-he. This is what my life has come down to. Can you do Mickey Mouse? Fucking nipple. That's just high. Hey, hey, Bubbles.

Hey. Who's that? Minnie. That's Mickey Mouse. That's Mickey Mouse.ipple. That's just a heart. Hey, hey, mommas. Hey. Who's that? That's Mickey Mouse. That's Mickey Mouse. What'd he do? Jesus Christ. If Ricky was here, he probably would've shot you by now, I think, because I want to.

This is fun, I like doing this. I like Nandy doing the voices too. He's just like Rich Little, remember that motherfucker? Can you do Kermit the Frog? Kermit, no I can't, I can't. Miss Piggy? Me-hee. Me-me. Oh yeah, you go,

I'm Kermit the Frog. No, that's not... I'm Miss Piggy. That's how he's nasally, right? I'm s... Cause I'm green. Can you do Baker? I know, yeah, I can do him good.

Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. That's horrible. What about the Swedish chef? I mean, I don't care. Orf, orf do him good. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. That's horrible. What about the Swedish chef? I mean, I don't care. Orf, orf, orf. No, he wants the sweet, is that him? Orf, orf, orf. Yeah.

He said, more, more, more, more, more, more, more. Orf, orf, orf, orf, orf, orf, orf, orf, orf, orf. You look like a, we should cook some stuff. I don't look like a Swedish chef. If you had a hat on. He looks more like Beaker. Just go, me, me, me, me, me, do the me, me, me, me, me, me, me. I like the one.

Munchin' honeydew. I like the, that's when they did the manah, manah, manah. Manah, manah. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Manah, manah. Doo, doo, doo, doo. That was cool. Manah, manah. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, Do do do do. That was quality. Ma na ma na. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Oh, you know what? You know what the... One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve. That was Sesame Street. Yes it was. And you know what the Cookie Monster's real name is? And it's not the Cookie Monster. Do you know what it is?

I used to know. Stan. Stan? Cookie. Oh, it's kinda close. John? Nope. Oh, I used to know it.

What is his name? Steve. Math. Close. Stick. There's a very good hockey player that has the same kind of name. Wayne Gretzky. No.

Back on the S's. Jesus fucking Christ, Bubs. I can't believe you're stumped here. The Cookie Monster. S, great hockey player. Great hockey player. Fucking, we actually know this guy. Sidney.

Sid, that was his name. Sid. Cookie Monster's name was Sid? It is Sid. Wow. Well, he's dead now. Cookie died years ago. Yeah, he got his cookie crumble.

All right, you know what? I've had enough of this. What was his last name? Don't know, didn't have one. But Bubs, I gotta get the fuck away from this guy. I'm out of here Why cuz he's going we're not down are we fucking done? Say goodbye

Say goodbye. Oh, I was just getting started Okay, everybody go don't forget you get we've got to get the movie up to number one You can get it on like iTunes Apple play anywhere you can rent and buy movies She's on there. Just Google the fucking thing, right? Google it. You go buy it or rent it and watch it and let us know what you think.

It's very exciting. Mwah, mwah, m fuck out of here. Cheers. And Woody Woodpecker. That's all, folks. You're fucked. Jesus.