Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 36 - Smash-Up!

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

Julian's planning a new sporting event for Sunnyvale - could Randy be its first champion? Ricky has a run-in with friggin' Donnie, and looks at his f**ked retirement options. There's also a flying drone pig, combat pigeons, and an unexploded butt bomb!

Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. All right, we're going to get this sad shit out of the way first. Bobby DeVal. Huh? He's gone, man. Who? Robert DeVal. I didn't know who's here.

The fuck you said. Yeah, that's horrible. The fucking Godfather. Apocalypse now. Yeah, I love that, man. He was one of the best. Yes, I remember we were sitting around having drinks with the time we were hanging out with Billy Bob

and he said you'd get calls out of the blue from Robert DeVal and he'd have a joke for him and he said the jokes were kind of like, you know, the kind of dad kind of jokes

that were kind of dry yeah. So he said he was always getting so, you know, cheers to Bobby DeVal, fucking great actor. Awesome fucking movies, man. A lot of people dying,

you know what we're going to? A lot of people dying. This weekend we're watching all his movies. Okay. Catherine Rehara, we got a page every two. Oh, fucking Jesus. I forgot.

Yeah. Yeah, man. She was awesome. We got to meet her one night. We were having a few drinks and went into this wrong restaurant. I remember you wanted to do the eating dash kind of thing in that place where we were... The steakhouse. The steakhouse.

And then we couldn't because she was there. She was like right next to us and we had a chat with her. Yeah, she was awesome. She was fucking very cool. Her husband was. directing the movie what was it the Dr. Seuss one man

Jim Carrey and it The Grinch or something yeah he was doing that movie at that time so that was way back then it was a while ago that was fucking cool so cheers them and wherever else pass away cheers too many people man

it's fucked up but you know what we're gonna have fun right now okay Positive jewelry, man. It's not fucked up. Like, you think about it. I've been saying this for years, man. Remember I got on this positive fucking thinking thing?

Yeah. Reading all the books in jail. And sure enough, it's true, man. You've got to be positive. Okay. Be fucking positive. Russier will get sick and you'll feel shitty. Glass is three quarters full.

That's right, man. It's not a quarter empty. All right. Okay, so we're going to do some shit. We're going to talk about some shit. Okay. What are we talking about? Let me see, Richard.

Oh, man. This reminded me that this woman, remember she was a Taiwanese woman. She was sentenced to three months in jail because she was using a megaphone to hurl insults at her neighbors. She lives in the skyscraper. She's like, fucking yelling at you motherfuckers,

wake up, you son of it. Yeah, you'd get a little pissed off after a while, I guess, but I like it. I can see me using a megaphone around the park, no problem. I'd be out there on the deck having a drink, just watching this? I would be like going, yeah.

Donnie, fuck you. Fucking give it to her. Give it to him. Fucking Donnie. How's Donnie doing? He's fucked. He gets really banged up. He's got fucking anger issues.

He hates snow, man. I've never seen somebody hate snow so much as Donnie. He had a lot of snowstorm. He was pretty much screaming out of his fucking window at the storm. At the snow. He fucking yells. It's like it's a person. Fucking stop already.

He just got the fucking. flame thrower thing. He's melting it, man. Like he... Yeah, that he came back to bite him in the cock, because now his whole driveway is like a fucking ice ring. Yeah. What an idiot. He should have a camera on his house. I love the guy, but he's fucked.

At all times. All right. All right, what do you got? You got anything fucking exciting to talk about? Not really. No? Police fucking stopped a homeless person driving a $250,000 Ferrari in France.

See? Yeah, I love it. Home is supposedly collecting benefits from the government driving a fucking Ferrari. You know what? It's greasy, but... I know. It sounds like shit. Why aren't we driving for a carries? Why can't we do that?

We should be able to. Can we get some kind of benefits? Like, what do you mean benefits? I don't know, man. Like from the government? They're not going to give a shit, man. We can go on welfare, but... It's not much.

I don't want to do that, man. No, it's pretty. That's pretty. You got to... You're on that. shit you got to go around fucking make it look like you're trying to get a job and don't we have like fucking pensions or anything coming up soon pensions have you you've never worked man you don't you've been having been paying into something haven't i man no you've got nothing i think do we have those

you know what there might retirement savings like rcps you definitely don't have any rsps man all right just like there might be something i had something that i forgot i had but what if you have never had a job and you want to retire? You're still already kind of retire.

Who the fuck do you ask him this to? Just Google it, man. Can you get money? Let's see what happens, man. Yeah, some candy, you receive a money in retirement. Even if you have never had a fucking job. What?

Here we go. Yeah, man. How much we're talking? Okay, yeah, yeah, 65. We got to always... Fuck. Yeah. Fuck. That sucks.

Yeah, I don't know how much you get. How much? I was getting excited. How much? How much did he get? Ah, fuck it. You can't even think about retirement. So we should be driving for areas.

It's basically what that article says to me. All right. It says we're dumb. So how is Buddy doing it? Is there any information on this guy? Just, I don't know, he was collecting benefits, said he was homeless, he was getting money from the government. But he must have been doing other shit and just lying about it, I guess. Because you're not going to be driving a fucking Ferrari based on government benefits.

It's a nice Ferrari, too, man. $250,000. Okay, so, okay, just a sec. He got caught going 250 kilometers an hour. Mazel, man. He said it was his mother's, but then they... traced it further. It belonged to some real estate company

that him and his mother and somebody else. Okay, okay. I'm reading up to a sec, man. Okay, he has been claiming welfare benefits for years. Okay, so he's on welfare. Yeah, man. So I guess we can do it. He said it was blonde, it was mother.

And a real estate company, you're right, man. Yeah, man. He's a complex scheme of, siphon funds he was siphon in funds see that's what we got to get into man siphon and funds i don't know much about that i don't know but siphoning gas yeah but it's kind of it's not the same thing but you got to have the funds to fucking siphon that's the problem okay so we need to i don't know man can we start of money laundering business of some sort you need well you got to get into crypto and shit like that man because this that sounds

Sounds complicated. Well, yeah, I mean, you got these thumb drives, and you got to go through these accounts. It's a fucking pain in the ass, man. And then if you lose, like, a thumb drive or whatever, you're fucked. Yeah, that poor fucker over in... Is it England?

He lost his hard driving the dump. Yeah, what a stupid idiot, man. $200 million in crypto or something. Okay, I'm still stuck in the guy in France. Okay, we're going to figure that out, man. Anybody got any tips right in to what... Like, how did these guys make so much fucking? money. Because he's lying.

Okay, yeah, he's lying. So he's on welfare plus. He's got businesses and shit. Okay. I don't know how we haven't done that. You're dumb. I'm not dumb. It's just... You need... You need... You need startup capital, man. That's what it's called. Okay. You need the money to fucking... It's a lot harder to get startup capital now.

It's harder to steal money, then. Because nobody has fucking cash. Nobody has cash anymore, man. Except for drug dealers. It sucks. And then if you've got to... some cash and you go to spend it, then like, oh, you got like fucking

a little bit of cash there. Yeah, they look at you weird. Fuck off. Cash is still king, but it's fucking going away. All right, here's a shitty fucking story. Okay, you got this preschool teacher, man. She's overwhelmed. The kids are driving her nuts.

What does she do? Hopefully nothing violent. No? Well, kind of fucked. She gives them all a bunch of laxatives. So they get the shits and they have to go home the whole class that's a bit of a weird one that's what you come up with no one's gonna catch on that the whole fucking class

has the shits and they gotta go home like what a inconvenience that would be that's a fucking yeah you're in the wrong profession yeah not only you gotta get off work to come get your kid who's shitting up self you gotta deal with it and over and over again like fuck you preschool teacher there's an artifact found on patients rectum But prompted a bomb squad call in France. Okay. A lot of shit going on in France.

There's a lot of shit going on in France, man. What happened? This fella decided it would be a good idea to shove a World War I artillery shell up his record. No, he didn't. Yeah. How big was this thing? I know like a 50 cow. That's like, you know, maybe you can handle that.

It's 20 centimeters long. see like why it's a fucking seven inches 20 it's like about that big that's a pretty good size of the sizes of a ruler

it's 30 centimeters but like what are we talking about here man well it's an artillery shell it wasn't like a cartoon bomb no but it was a shell well they had to call in the fucking bomb squad they thought there could be an explosion

Jesus Christ anyway turn it was decommissioned but it so was his ass man why I don't a lot of people stick weird things up there. I don't know, man.

I don't get it. Especially if there's a chance, it might get stuck. It's dangerous, man. You know you're going to have to go to the hospital. I mean, was it properly washed? You got, like, fucking powder. I think, no, man. Anyway.

Okay. I guess, you know, he's all right and shit, but it's a... I can't imagine going to the hospital and say, yeah, we got a situation. There may or may not be a fucking artillery. show in my anus. Don't make any quick movements. And don't, do not fall, slip and fall.

Okay, a flying pig leaves entire village without electricity. What a fucking nightmare that is. A flying pig. Yeah, this guy has, must be infirm or something, he's got a peg. He wanted to get it from point A to point B. So he hooks the thing up to a drone. Catapult? Or not? No, he just

flies it. He picks the drone up. It must be a fucking big drone to pick up a pig. It's one of those big motherfuckers, man. that are like, you know, massive. I'd like to have one of those. Me too. Anyway, the thing is going, cruising along. It hits some power wires.

Bigs, pigs dangling, fucking fire. I don't know if the pig's alive or not. I don't think so. Oh, man. But it took out the whole fucking town. Just a second. Please, internet. I want to know if the pig's still alive.

I hope so. Let's go, come on. Okay, it's working. Wasn't the pigs fall. Okay, okay. Who's driving the fucking drone that fucked up? Fucking idiot. Man, okay.

It was going to the slaughterhouse. Oh, Jesus. So one last hurrah for the pig. I was about to freak you the fuck up. You're a pig. You're never flown before. Yeah, and you're just to spend it for hours from this fucking... For hours.

This line, man. Yeah, fuck. Cost of repairs was estimated around $1,400 bucks. It took 12 people over 10 hours to restore the fucking power. The firm had no choice but to contact the power company after. Okay. What about the pig? I say if the pig survived that, you should let him go free.

He should skip the slaughterhouse. Oh, they used, well, yeah, didn't they do that? The gladiators, if you lived, you're like, dude, you're off. You're good to go. Man, I must have freaked the pig out. Well. I can picture myself as that pig, didn't I? It was not a good time.

Yeah, the pigling, looking around. How the fuck did I get up here? How do we get down? If the pig was alive, they should have just brought them back to the firm and it's just said here, but. Eat. Just throw all cons, give them... Live out your days, Wilbur.

Eat away, my friend. You poor little pig. All right, fuck him. Fuck the pig? Yeah. We're done with the pig. Okay, we got another plastic. Okay.

There was this fucking school in New Zealand. They had a pool there. This is like elementary school kids age. And fucking underwear going missing and kids' goggles. towels and parents and teachers like who the fuck stealing elementary school underwear they were a little freaked out by this was gone for a year anyway they finally caught the thief on camera it was a cat what damn the cats are smart man yeah wonder why he wanted so many pairs of underwear he was taking them home and hiding them all over the fucking place that's fucked up well these

At least it wasn't a human. So everyone, I'm sure, was quite relieved to know there actually isn't some weird fucking... Yeah, that's fucked up. Perfect. Cats are weird. I know it with dogs, man. Because there's a dog, that little, that gray dog that keeps coming over to my place all the time. It always brings me like a ball or something like that.

Yeah. It's giving you a gift. That little fucker, honey's stealing my socks. Well, he's probably stealing your socks, too. Probably give him to someone else. Because he doesn't like you. That's the thing. He'll take it and give it to someone and just, hey,

Here's a gift. I'm part of the back. Yeah, he never brings me any gifts. What fucking hug you. Oh, did you see that fucking contact sport going on right now? Pickleball? Fuck, man. No, no, no, no. Some big brawl and pickleball court in Florida, I heard.

No, man. It's called Run Nation Championship. Run Nation? You fucking stand at one end of this field, this little field, and the other guys, and you go full tilt into each other and smack. Like, jousting? Just, but it's you, your body, like shoulder. in the pole like full tilt man

these guys are like 250 300 pounds running as fast as they can yeah I gotta see one of these well it's fucking people up I bet it is man it must be quite a smack

it's a smack sometimes one person will just stand there they're naked they're not naked why would you say they're fucking naked Jesus Christ man what's a uniform where do they wear

just wear shorts and the t-shirt and fucking just like And what's the strategy? I'll try to get a video, man. I don't understand what the strategy would be. It's fucked up, look. Like that, listen that fucked up? Oh, Christ.

Like, watch. Oh, man, that's got a fucking knocker, great. Oh. That is a fucked up sport, man. It's like two big linebackers with no sand the pads. So you're trying to hit the man on the chin, I guess? chin, I guess? Yeah, you're trying to Whoa.

Jesus Christ. That's fucked up, eh? Wow. I don't think I'm going to get involved with that any time, see. All right, here's the thing. You were? You're going to do it? I don't want to fuck him, dude. I don't want to go smashing a bunch of dudes all day. Here's the thing.

We can get Randy to do that. Tell me he wouldn't like to go like full tilt into some big guy like that. He might win. If we say, dude, He's kind of protected in a way with that big... That's what I'm saying, man. I don't know if they could...

Yeah. I think the only kind of person that could beat rain is something maybe like a tank habit. He's a bit short. Yeah, but lower center of gravity, man. That's what I'm saying. That gut, weighted over, hunched over. We could do tests on him, man, to see what the fucking... Well, is there a local fucking...

We might be able to start one of these up. Okay. Put it up over there by the horse track. I'm up for it. All right. So if anybody wants to do this... What's it called? It's a fucked up name.

National. National run sport or something. Australia's Run Nation Championship. So if you want to be part of Canada's Run Nation Championship, let's get one of them started. Man, man. We could fucking pack the Metro Center with one of those. What, good music, you know, booze, sell booze.

It looks like it's a rocket fucking event. It looks like it's pretty cool. All right, so let's get it going, everybody. Might be able to take it on tour. Maybe even go down the States with it. That's how Dana White started. Man, you're thinking big, man. Fucking huge.

Well, it's probably got a patent on that, no? We'll have to change the name. You could do it on your knees or something. No, man. You want to, you want the loss. Standing on your hands. No, man. That's like a, that's like a circus act.

No, you want people fucking like, boom. Unless, I don't know, maybe you can put them on a cart, like get them to stand up like a bull on all fours whip them down this thing like you know the things you'd see on an aircraft carrier like a like a slingshot man yeah

Jesus nah yeah no people would die that might be there might be a little demage all right head on collisions it's called the nut Canada's

Canada's Run Nation championship so fuck run nations Canada's what I don't know man you're gonna have to leave that one with me. Way too fucking baked. It's coming up with new names for

smash up. Shit. Smash up. Canada's smash up championship. Yeah. All right. It's going to happen. I guess it's kind of like a smash up derby

without cars. Smash up derby. Canada's human smash up derby. Carless. Carless smash lift. Yeah. Canada's carless smash Nashup Derby, okay

Oh fuck Got some Lung whistling going on Must have you gotta Must mean I need Less drugs or more drugs More gummies I don't like the

You know what I don't like about the gullies You gotta wait Like it's something you don't like When you want to get baked It's something you don't want it to plan It's just more of a feeling Like I'm gonna You can't beat the job

Because listen to my voice is fucked It's from you is it my fault? Yes, man. All right. I'll take the fucking blame. All right. You know what?

Russia, man. They get this going. We're in trouble. What the fuck of the Russia's doing now? Pigeons. They turn pigeons into surveillance drones. By giving them like this brain implant. What?

They get the fucking pigeons a brain implant. And they turn the pigeons into the fucking surveillance drones. This is real. This is fucking happening. it. Okay. So the eyes of the pigeon actually...

Oh man, see, this is getting too fucked. Turns into bio drones. Using implanted brain interfaces. What the fuck? Why? Pigeons, man... Why was this ever invented? Because...

Why do you need it? You know why? Because pigeons are more reliable than fucking drones and shit, man. Pigeons has got their... They got the shit figured out. Well, their batteries last a lot longer. That's for sure.

They don't have batteries. whatever it is, the powers. A heart and fucking organs. I thought they had lungs. They got lungs, man. They're gills. They don't have gills. I don't know if I want to get into more of this shit.

I don't know, man. That might make my head hurt. And then the Russians are also dressing up in penguin camouflage suits. The troops. they look like a bunch of penguins in the snow I don't know man

surprise attack hey we're just we're not soldiers we're just a bunch of penguins with guns it's fucked up I don't see how that would work man I don't like this site it's got the most fucked up shit

and there's an elevator that goes a tough speed of 47 miles an hour Jesus fuck that sounds like a good time 47 miles yeah that's fast yeah man I wouldn't want to go down that fast but going up would be cool.

Might get a little butterfly moths. How fast is the CN Tower elevator go, man? That goes pretty fucking fast. I don't know, but I bet you could find out. Yeah, you know what? I got to find out. How fast is the CN Tower elevator?

Go. 22 kilometers per hour, you fucking get at me? That's fucking nothing. All right, so that's... They need to up. that. So how many kilometers

an hour is 22 kilometers somewhere around 10 miles an hour? Not very many. Not many? And this thing goes

fucking 47? Okay, that's a ride, man. We're gonna go to that. That's some technology shit right there. Guanazu CTF Financial Center

in China. We'll be there. So we're just going to China just to ride an elevator? We're going to go to China

to do a bunch fucking things over there, man. China is an easy place to get to you no yeah not too bad it's just a long fucking flight

it's like 14 hours or something isn't it yeah something like that sucks all right it's a weird trip but I'll do it I think they'll let me in not a fucking chance of you getting into China man I didn't think so

nor am I we just gotta believe that we can do it man maybe someday it'll happen I'm having a strong cracker Okay, the woman suffered stroke after cracking her neck to relieve tension. That's a story? I guess it is. You're reading it.

Man, locks himself in his room for a year to become healthier. How? How does that work? Let's see. Let's see, Ricky. A lot of masturbation. This guy is beating like a champ. Okay, he's a former construction business owner from Utah. Okay, he walked in his bedroom and locked the door. and began his year of isolation project.

He's going to live stream. He's doing it for a live stream thing, man. So it hasn't been done yet, so we don't know if he's healthier or happy. I don't know how to fuck you'd be healthy. What's a fucking date on this thing? You know what? We should contact this guy. January 30th.

So he just started his mission. Yeah, does he know? What about the vitamin from the sun? The vitamin D fucking three. He needs that shit, man. Okay, the rules are simple. Do not leave the room. And the live stream remains active.

24-7. So is he, or is he beating it? Where's he using the facilities? I don't bring an outside, okay, bring an outside entertainment or unplanned interaction. Everything happens is visible to the viewers. I live, sleep, work, workout, rewrite, and spend my time entirely within a single room. So he must have like a, like a bathroom, man. Okay, his room is physically separated from the rest of the house, and he has everything he needs to survive by himself. He has a bathroom and put a shower and a tub

and improvised gyms, closets. Food? Blah, blah, blah. Kitchen? Uber Eats. Okay, he's trying to stop in some of the bad hap his shit, you know. And he says it's been easier than expected, like stop in drinking Coke. He's only been doing it for a few weeks.

Has been nice. So he's there so far. I think things are great. I don't drink Coca-Cola anymore. Well, you're not getting banged anymore by your wife. You're not hanging open your kids anymore. Yes. Oh, fuck, okay. I didn't know that. Yeah, man.

Like you just... What are you doing with your family, dude? They got to watch you on your fucking YouTube. There's dad. Oh, he's in the fucking room still. Yeah, there he is. Crazy as fuck. There's dad in doing some exercise.

And then what happens after... He's doing it for a year? You think I'm just going to... Okay, it's going to make your physical and mental health plummet significantly. Do not do this. This is what the fucking doctors are telling this guy. No shit. He can't live in a room for a year.

He's convinced of cutting himself off from the outside world until January 10th. 2027 is the best thing for him. Yeah, we'll see, bud. See how that works out for you. Okay, you know what? We're going to talk to this guy. You're not coming out of room after year and just fucking everything's normal again. Do you imagine if we were responsible for getting this guy out of his fucking room?

Hey, look at this guy. Hey, dude. Is that him? It's him, man. It looks fairly normal. It looks kind of normal. I just don't understand why he would... What his motivation is?

He's, uh... Does he hate his family? Don't know, man. Maybe they drive him fucking nuts. Quit, this is the isolation. He hates everything going on and the fucking on the planet. That's what he hates.

He doesn't want to deal with that. Well, it's not going to be fucking any better next January. Don't know what he's doing for food, but he's probably got a little fucking burner or something. Or who knows, man. Wow.

Well, good luck, Skip. That's his name? Yeah. Skip. Well, you know what? I'm done, bud. Really? Yeah.

I got to go fucking do something. All right. Shovel some fucking snow or some bullshit. Fuck so. I'm so fucking sick of snow. We'll get through it, man. It's been a tough one. Got another month and a half, and then it'll start getting better out, and then boom. We're partying outside in the sun.

It's just over a month now. Bonfires. We'll have a fucking bonfire tonight. Fuck it. Fuck you snow. Yeah. Fuck you snow. All right, man.

Everybody. Cheers. Stay positive. If it's shitty outside, stay positive. Try to stay positive, I guess. It's fucking tough. Yeah. All right.

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