Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 38 - The Double Whammy

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

The Boys are stoned and the wind is howling - can they make it through the podcast? Before the the f**kin' trailer takes off, they reveal more about their new show, why spending winter in jail is awes...ome, and a naked high-speed ambulance chase! Plus: Get learnt about Gen Z love language - is Ricky delulu?

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Weekly episodes now on Trailer Prep Boys Plus. How long have we've been sitting here, like, in the quiet? Not that long. Oh, really? Feels like it's about... 10 minutes. When did we smoke that? 10 minutes ago, right?
Starting point is 00:00:42 Or was it 5 minutes ago? I don't know. Are we going to be able to do this today or what? I don't know. Just tell me when I have to stir it. Okay, I guess we're stirring. All right. I might be...
Starting point is 00:01:01 This storm is fucking coming at us, man. No kidding. It's fucking windy as fuck outside. I hope this thing is fucking strapped to the ground good, man. When was the last time you... When was the last time you checked the strapping? Fuck, man. It's not nice out.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Anyway. So I went to the fucking grocery store to borrow some food. I guess it was yesterday. And this fucking guy came aboard me. He came aboard you. Yeah, and it was your fault. What do you mean, it's my fault? He said, man, what happened to this fucking show
Starting point is 00:01:39 that Julian was promising he was going to do and talking about? And I'm like, what fucking show? And he reminded me that we were talking about doing a show and then it just pizzled out like it always fucking does with you and your ideas. No, no, no, no. And now I'm dealing with bullshit at grocery stores
Starting point is 00:01:55 because of your bullshit and lies. Okay, let's break this into two parts. Let's go to the fucking. the grocery store ship first. Okay. Confrontations that wouldn't have been necessary. What did you just...
Starting point is 00:02:11 What the fuck did you do? Once I remembered what he was talking about, I said, you know what? I'm going to fucking ask him about that bullshit. Okay. So is the show happening or is it not happened? Oh, this is about the show. Yeah. All right, yeah. We got off track there for a bit.
Starting point is 00:02:27 We know what we want to do. I forgot all about it. Exactly. And do you think I'm remembering everything? All right. So, yes, we are going to do a new show. We're hoping to maybe start shooting episodes. It's taking some time because we've got to fucking get the set ready. It's called a set.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Okay, so it is still happening. That's all I wanted it now. We're going to do it. We're going to do it. We're still working on it. We're going to get people to write in things they need to get fixed. Is that what the whole thing was about? No.
Starting point is 00:02:59 What was it about? See, I know this is why I don't like to get too fucked up when I do this, man. Okay, what was it about again? It's like, you know, people have some shit going on in their lives. They could talk about it, and you'd give your fucking ungodly advice.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Oh, for the dumb. It was something about the dumb, wasn't it? Yeah. We'll help you fix things, work things out. I don't know. You'll have to watch one of the shows and see what you promised. And you can let me know.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It wasn't a locked-in title. If you want me to help, I'll try. You're definitely helping me, man. You're definitely helping me, man, because you know what the thing about you, You get like the honest fucking whatever comes into your head. You spit it out and it's honest, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:39 Your honest opinion. That's what people need. All right. And you can. If people can give me some help. You're like the fucking, helpful advice. You're like the rambo of life, man. Because you, you're like a fucking survivor.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I'd like to have a shirt that says, uh. You're the rambo of life. Yeah. You can get through it, man. I don't fully know what it means, but I kind of like how it sounds. And you're happy and you're fucking, you do it, man. You know? Here you, here, yeah, here you.
Starting point is 00:04:02 To you. Yeah, I can't wait to do the show, man. I think you could help maybe with some of my guides and shit. There might be times when I just zone out, though. Is that all right? That's part of it. I guess I do that. It's real.
Starting point is 00:04:18 If you zone out, it's the real you. Okay. All right. Are you done? No, there was two parts. What was another part? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Okay, what was the other part? You were going to break it in the two parts. It was first the malls or the grocery store. You're talking to that decade. I don't know what part he was. You never got there, man. Borrowing food. Oh, I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:04:43 What? What was that, Chip? I thought he said he was borrowing food. That's why the guy confronted him. Oh, I got borrowed food, but no. No, I didn't think he went to. Well, there was another part to it, man. Was there?
Starting point is 00:04:55 We got to remember. It's not going to happen. You know, if we don't remember, it wasn't important. Okay, we're going to move on. Fuck. Okay. That's been settled. That was pissing me off. I don't know if I feel better or worse. My brain hurts, man. I'm still trying to remember what the fuck part B was, but...
Starting point is 00:05:15 All right, fucking move on. Just don't like things not tied up, you know what I mean? My brain feels like a helicopter if I could bleed. You know what? I was going to say my brain feels like a fucking fan going full speed. So we're both spinning around. On a shaky mount. It's wobbling. Don't like the shaking moat.
Starting point is 00:05:36 So that shit gets busted up. Should we like pause this and like come back? We could take a break, I guess. I don't know. Let's just steam through it. Fuck it. We're gonna be dealing with fucking snow soon. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:05:50 All night. This winter has been from hell. But you know what? We're here, but we're hanging out and we're talking about fucking... Yeah, lights are on. The heat is on. Lights on, heats on. I don't know but the internet. Sorry, bud.
Starting point is 00:06:06 I'm using my phone again, though. I don't think there's as much I've got to fucking figure out on the internet anyway. This was a good headline. Okay. This happened in Wisconsin, not in Florida for a change. Okay. Yeah, there's a lot in Florida. A lot of stories. Here's the headline, Naked Man steals ambulance with patient inside. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:06:27 What the fuck happened there? Well, it's a very good quenger. Quentin? Okay. Let's talk about the guy that's in the back. What's his deal? What was wrong with him? He needed emergency care.
Starting point is 00:06:41 It was an emergency call. Like, do you know what kind of emergency? You have a heart attack? They didn't really get into it. They just said it was emergency. Okay. So all of a sudden, this naked man is just doing push-ups in public. Doing push-ups?
Starting point is 00:06:54 Okay. As you would. And then he saw the people loading this dude into an ambulance. Saw his opportunity. So once they had him loaded. He got into the ambulance, stared it up, and fucking took off. Nice. A little 20 miles chased.
Starting point is 00:07:10 You got chased. Oh, yeah. They used multiple spike strips, couldn't fucking stop them. They didn't work for some fucking reason. Benjamin Welts, I think his name was. Ben, what the fuck? What happened, bud? You lost her.
Starting point is 00:07:24 You lost it at the push-ups naked in the fucking, and that's a lot there, man. They had to force them off the road into a muddy field. What the fuck? What the fuck happened to do it in the back? Well, that's what I'm saying. It's kind of, what a little? I hope. It's a bit risky to fucking pick over an ambulance with a patient in the back.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Exactly. What would you think would be better? Especially if it started rolling. If you're on the fucking stretcher, would you rather be strapped in or not strapped in? Like going through a high-speed chase with fucking strips and shit. Probably strapped. I don't know. You want to be able to move around?
Starting point is 00:08:00 What if you fucking flipped it and decided? and you can't get the fuck out. I think you flip the non-strapped, you're going to be pretty fucked over, but I was just a little shock they had to fucking try to pit maneuver an ambulance. I guess you have no choice, but poor fuck
Starting point is 00:08:17 in the back. You know you're having an unlucky day. The unlucky part started with having to fucking call it the first place. Right. I'm either having a heart attack or a stroke or a fucking aneurism or just too drunk or high or whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:08:32 and then you get, you're like, okay, I'm going to be okay, I'm in the back of an ambulance. And then all of a sudden, there's fucking sirens, and you're getting pit maneuvered. Oh, man. You know what? You know what? Everything we've talked about today, you know what they all had in common? Bad luck? Double whammies.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Oh, yeah? They were all started off with the bad thing, and then that even got worse. There was double whammies, man. What was the first one? Can't fucking figure it out, man. There was the food, and then it was important, though. Okay. God damn it
Starting point is 00:09:02 I think it was just the food and then the show wasn't it? Fucking what? The show? No man No no the food was because of the show The guy asked you No one was because I needed food Okay so you stole some food Borrowed
Starting point is 00:09:18 Okay And how did that like I would give it back I always give back and leave food for the fucking food bank So that was the whole story You wanted to grab you fucking stole some food from the grocery store and that was it did you get caught?
Starting point is 00:09:32 Is that when you talked to dude? No, but I got confronted after I had food that may or may not have been paid full price for. We all know you stole the fucking food. That's not part of the story. What sucked was trying to get out of there with said food and getting confronted by this fucking guy. So I'm like, but, can we talk about this another time?
Starting point is 00:09:52 So he was like an obstacle? Well, they made it more risky, and that was your fault. Okay. Anyway, it all worked out. the end. You know what? The one of the same. It was kind of like a double whammy. I don't, and it's not my fault because I just don't want to fuck it
Starting point is 00:10:10 all of a sudden throw out a fucking show that's just a piece of shit. Good fucking call. I'm working on it, man. All right, good. Fuck. I just, we both forgot about updating people the last couple times. Okay. That's all we did. We're still working on it, everybody.
Starting point is 00:10:26 You should get naked and go do some push-ups and steal an ambulance. Oh, my God. you fucking come up with that plan i wonder why he was doing pushups naked in the park guy's fucking he streaker i guess or i don't know or he's like one of these kind of fucking he's just very comfortable with the earthy people that just want like the vitamin d and shit you know i would say them me grounding people talking about all this grounding some sort of a substance involved but i he was definitely on something man i don't think in
Starting point is 00:11:03 your normal mindset you would So what do you think... Push-ups and stealing ambulance with a patient inside. So the guy was all fucking banged up a meth or something, right? Could have been fucking stone sober. I don't know. How do you think it's going to go for this guy once he goes to court? Oh, I guess the list of charges was fucking...
Starting point is 00:11:21 Like, he's... He's done a ton of shit, man. Yeah, he's fucked. Driving under the influences, definitely on... If he was under something and then you sober up, like, how he feel going home? Oh, man. You're like, what happened? I'm fucked.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I am totally Or do you be like Fuck that was a good time I don't know I don't I think Or it's a bit of both Fuck that was a good time
Starting point is 00:11:45 But now I'm fucked You're in jail at this point And you're going What the fuck Happened to me But that's one thing If you don't even remember it Right
Starting point is 00:11:53 It's gonna Oh that would be even worse You're like well okay You're gonna have to explain to me Did you get Okay here's the footage of it At least you have footage You can watch it over and over
Starting point is 00:12:02 You can show the boys It's Boys, this is what got me in here. I'm off the drugs. You want to know why? Fuck. This headline made me decide because it's just reality, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:19 A Russia man, unable to find a job, decided to get arrested and go to jail so he could survive. You hear that a lot. That's not big news, though. That's what I mean. It's not a headline. No, man. Especially the headline in Russia? There's all kinds of people probably want to go to jail in Russia, man.
Starting point is 00:12:36 See, I've heard mixed reviews about jails and Russia. I've heard they're not good. No, no, they're definitely not good, man. I mean... So I think I would try harder to get a job than I would hear. If you're going through hard times... Like, they don't think of it the way we do, that's for sure. Like, if you're going through hard...
Starting point is 00:12:53 Like, I mean, we can't afford to fucking pay for heat or something. We're like, let's go to jail, right? For a couple months. It's not that bad. But over there, you're not thinking... that. Like, you gotta be pretty fucked, you gotta be living out in a ditch. You know? It must be
Starting point is 00:13:09 pretty hard times. Herpes or something. Really? If he could have bugs. Yeah. If you want to go to jail? You want to go to jail. Come to Canada. I don't know. Is that good advice? No, man. We don't want our fucking jails getting flutter with a bunch of people that are fucked. I can't get a job.
Starting point is 00:13:28 They can try to get a job here first. Oh, man. Wow. Good luck. I mean, I have gone to jail in the wintertime Pretty much on purpose The food's pretty decent It's good to hang up with the boys For a little bit I got a prediction
Starting point is 00:13:48 And I wish I had some fucking people To bet money on this one But the amount of snow we're getting today And tonight I could see you fucking freaking out And want to go to jail tomorrow morning Or sometime during the night It could happen
Starting point is 00:14:03 I know Because you don't want to deal with it No. And that's the thing. This winter's been too much. For a guy like me, I'm not getting any younger. Shoveling snow. Fuck, you.
Starting point is 00:14:12 It sucks. I've never seen you shovel fucking snow. Well, you've got to shovel some of it. So basically with him, if the snow is too funny, if he can't get the door open, which could happen, he's crawling out the window. He's getting arrested. He's going to jail. You're going to wait for the fucking snow to melt, and you'll come back. It doesn't sound that bad.
Starting point is 00:14:33 I've had real. I've had updates with him fucking complaining about it and then going. There's a snow gone and fucking ice gone from my front door yet? It better be a fucking car. No, it's still there, man. Last time it took me that van, it was cold as fuck in the back. Remember that one time when you fucking destroyed your deck? Because there was so much snow in front of your fucking door there,
Starting point is 00:14:54 you took the car and you started ramming the snow? Like it didn't make any sense, man. It did to me at the time. You destroyed the deck. You fucking rammed the side of the fucking trailer. Sometimes, you know, you get it. the buzz on you think is telling you the right thing but it turns out it tells you the wrong thing and this is the stupid thing man that was dumb I was gonna I think everyone's had a
Starting point is 00:15:14 buzz on like that at some point I don't know man trying to snow plow the fucking snow in reverse the wrong way you get up I never mind I need I need to get a plow on my car wouldn't be hard to do man chains wouldn't be hard to do just got a welded on there i think bubbles could you got a well he could build one in a second man uh i don't really have anything this was a weird one actually an anonymous donor
Starting point is 00:15:47 gave osaka japan the city three point six million dollars with a gold bar keep the fuck out of here to fucking fix the dilapidated dilapidated dilapidated dilapidated dilapidated water pipes the water pipes Yeah. That's a weird one. Who's that concerned about the fucking water pipes? Why do they, I mean, were they...
Starting point is 00:16:12 And they wanted to remain anonymous, but they said, please use this money to fix your fucking shit-ass water pipes. I guess they had 92 leaks under the city roads in 2025. Who the fuck? Inside job, man. It's got to be. What do you mean inside job? Don't know. Nobody cares about the fucking pipes as much as someone that's actually have to, you know. inside.
Starting point is 00:16:36 So you think that they confiscated the gold bars? I think it's an anonymous donor. That's what I think it is. Trick. Interesting take on it. I wouldn't have thought of that. They were fucking getting cashed. They had to launder it.
Starting point is 00:16:48 And they're like, you know what? I'm going to give this fucking money all in gold for the pipes. Who's going to fucking investigate it? I don't know. But who the fuck? If you had that much gold and you're driving around going, holy fuck, there's another goddamn water leak, another road. and it just pisses you off so much
Starting point is 00:17:04 so you're like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm going to donate $3.6 million. That's what I'm saying. We're going to fix these fucking pipes. It's a total leak rage, man. Like, who gets those? Who's going to get pissed off that much of pipes?
Starting point is 00:17:17 And 3.6 fucking... I could see me getting that pissed off. Did he die? Podholes. This guy's dead, right? I don't think. Just said anonymous donor. He wanted to remain anonymous,
Starting point is 00:17:29 but he wanted the fucking water pipes fix. What kind of a fucking person do that. It must have been pissed off. Fucking leaks. But you think the city could scrape together a few bucks to maybe get on that on their own? There's something dirty. There's something dirty in this, man.
Starting point is 00:17:47 There's some dirty business. I didn't know Japan's pipes were so fucked. It's money laundering. They had a big sink who the last year swallowed a truck and killed a fucking guy. So they have pipe problems. What the, why the fuck do they got such bad pipe problems? And where's it, China? Japan.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Japan. Why? I don't know. They're not good pipe builders, I guess. They're materials or shit? What the fuck did they do? What? Did they build pipes of the clay?
Starting point is 00:18:11 Are the pipes so older than most pipes? Well, they could be. Japan's a lot older than we are. Yeah. It's a shank, aren't they? I don't even know how, I don't know. That's a weird comparison, man. We have younger pipes.
Starting point is 00:18:28 Maybe our pipes will be fucked in 50 years. We got brand new feet here. Our pipes are pristine here, man. We're the new country. Right. You know what I mean? I think we did it right. I think they did it right.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Let's hope. I don't know, man. We've been down there. It's pretty fucked down there, man. Where? Down there. Down where? Down there in the land of the pipes.
Starting point is 00:18:55 Oh. We've been trudging around the sewer system, yes. Jesus Christ. I would say. it's pretty fucking it's not bad. You know what? I bet you stay to the air.
Starting point is 00:19:06 And this is something people in Russia that want to go to jail because they don't they have no idea of what it's like down there is way better
Starting point is 00:19:14 than going to a Russian jail. Like way better. I would live down there. Yeah. You could in places in certain places you could. Yeah, there's some rooms. Yeah, it's kind of...
Starting point is 00:19:28 This trailer is moving. You know what I saw? on the fucking news. Did you ever see lightning storms happening in snowfall? I have heard of it. It's pretty well, man. I did hear snow thunder last year. No, lightning.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Well, lightning. Obviously it was there too, I guess. It was there? Well, if there's thunder, there's lightning. It has to be. Kind of like, there's smoked as fire. But there's smoke, there's fire. You're right.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah, anyway, it was pretty fucking trip. You saw it on the news? It was trippy. There was like a fucking light show, man. Because all the snow lights up and shit. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'd like to see that. Get fucking hit by it. I can really stoned and sit through that. You'd have to have the proper snow gear, though.
Starting point is 00:20:19 All right, here's a question for you. Have we been doing this for 10 minutes or for 20 minutes or 20 minutes? Was the last two the same? Is it been 20 minutes or a half hour or an hour? uh how what are we doing it could have been five minutes it could have been 15 minutes why does that happen to when you're baked you can't you don't know what time is fuck when when you're baked because you don't care about it i guess you just lose track of it it's like you take your watch off and throw it out the window as soon as you light up a joint
Starting point is 00:20:56 all right is that a good thing that's a good thing i don't know sometimes i'm baked on i can tell you exactly what time it is. What time is it? I have no idea. It's not one of those times. If you're Ode-Side, be able to tell what time, it is a little bit better than inside.
Starting point is 00:21:16 1146. You know what? It's 1140. Fuck. It's off by six minutes. I still don't know how long this has been, but I would never have been able to do that. I have an internal fucking clock.
Starting point is 00:21:29 You know what I was said? I can be within 15 minutes of what time it is. I would have said 12. 47. Really? I'm locked by about an hour. Seven minutes, man. 12.47.
Starting point is 00:21:41 That would have been bad. That means we would have lost a whole hour. Maybe that's good. Okay. All right. I don't even know if we want to get into this shit I wanted to talk to. You about. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Well, we don't have to. We don't? Well, we don't have to. No, no, no. It's a lot, man. Is it? It's about love. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:22:04 In relationships. You know what I mean? You just can't... You can't talk about this shit for five minutes and just say, see you later, because there's a lot to do. How many minutes do you think you need? I don't know, man. And how fucking...
Starting point is 00:22:19 Okay, you know what? I had about... I had 20 things to say about it. Is this like rom-com kind of shit, or is it... No, it's just... It's just terms that you should know about if you're out there looking to live. I think I know a lot of good love terms. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:33 What do you got? You want me to give them to you? Okay, that's the way we'll turn it into a little fucking game. Mr. Lover Pants. All right, beige flag. Did you ever hear of that fucking bit of terminology? Bays flag? Bays flag.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Is that when you're behind and you're waving a flag? No? Uh, what? Oh, wow. I don't even understand. Okay, you know, there's a red flag in relationships, and there's a fucking green flag, right? Yeah. This is the beige flag.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Beage. It's the beige flag. How did you get beige in the red and green? Okay, it falls somewhere in the middle between, you know, warning signs that the things are going to be shitty or a positive, you know, things are going good. It's the beige zone. We will call it the gray zone. So. But it's beige zone.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Is that something on? You do? You wave a flag? No, it's just saying, like, some people will say, hey, how's the relationship going? And some younger people, because they use this shit, I would never use that because it's dumb. They say, hi, the relationship, we've got a beige flag going here. Hmm. And that means it's just like, it's kind of boring, you know?
Starting point is 00:23:52 If it's a fairly new relationship and it's not green flag all the time, what the fuck is the point? I guess relationships are work, I don't know. Okay. This one, okay, there's no one. It's called benching. It's just like in hockey. I've been benched. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Yeah. With a check? Oh. Is that a position? No, it's not a fucking position, man. They might, you know, bench is just like, I don't really want to start seeing you, but. Benches are great. You might get a late-night booty call from somebody if you're on the bench.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You still might get the late-night booty. Oh, I see what you're saying. So you're on the bench. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of like. You're on the roster. Oh.
Starting point is 00:24:31 You're in the little black book. Oh, no, no. Okay. Yeah. yeah okay that's it's like kind of like it's actually like a steadily steadily steadily being bread crumbed which is the next word it's like this stuff is done so getting back to the benched yeah how do you use it honey guess what you're on the bench i don't you don't really say that be like you know what i don't maybe we should spend a little bit less time with each other you know
Starting point is 00:24:59 you're benched yeah you're you don't say bench because that's kind of being mean But that's straight up what it is. He's like, maybe we should just like chill out for a little while. And then the weekend comes along. And you're like, ding, ding, hey, how's it going up? She's more like, hey, how's it going with such and such? And you're like, she's benched. She benched.
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah. Oh, she's benched. Okay. But you know what? You were drinking. You give her a call. Hey, I thought you weren't hanging out with her. She's still on the bench.
Starting point is 00:25:27 She's on the bench. All right. Got it. Moving on. Bread crumming. Bread crumming. Yeah. It's just like hands a little.
Starting point is 00:25:33 you give you get like you know when you start like if you're interested in somebody and you start like flirting a little bit and throw you throw it a breadcrown Hansel and Gretzky yeah gretzny that no that's your way off man Hansel and Gretel it's Hansel and his sister I think were they sister and brothers they weren't or were they banging on the hell I think they were very a little too friendly I don't know who's like why breadcrumbing what is it you're throwing out little flirts like you're throwing a little bread crop text and shit okay yeah but you never go to the like saying hey do you want to go at some time or
Starting point is 00:26:15 just little hints and how delicious the meal could be flirty little text is a bread crop okay little joke trying to be funny all right that's a breadcrumb man then we get into the cuffing season What the fuck is that? Man, I'm not going to remember all this, am I? You know what the cuffing season is? No. Right now is the cuffing season
Starting point is 00:26:38 because it's winter, it's cold. You might find, you know, right now you might want to get cuddled because there's a little cold outside. You wish you had like a little girlfriend or something and snuggle. Yeah. Drink fucking hot chocolate. Did you say cuddle season?
Starting point is 00:26:55 It's cuddle season, man. It's cuffing. It's a cuffing. So what is a cuff? You cuff together? You cuff. I think it's like a cuddle, man. Like embrace?
Starting point is 00:27:03 Why didn't they call the cuddle season? See, this is the shit. Cuff. Cuffing. And this one's really fucked up because I would never say this word. But I got it right now. Delulu.
Starting point is 00:27:20 Dolulu. De lulu. Okay. It's a short and adaptation of the term delusional. Delululu. I like it. Okay. I do.
Starting point is 00:27:29 like that one. Yeah. So this is when, you know, when you had a crush on somebody when you're younger, you're like, yeah, I think she likes me. And you're like, no, man. She thinks you're a dick. She thinks you're a moron. Remember that? You've had those days, like younger. Yeah. So she thinks I'm a Dulu? Yeah. No, you're the Dulu.
Starting point is 00:27:49 You're delusional, man. Like, you kept saying, no, man, out of your league. No way. She doesn't like you. You're delulu. She doesn't like people smoking and you're Like, that's all you fucking were doing back then. All right. I was Dululu. Yeah, this next one's easy, ghosting.
Starting point is 00:28:06 We'll move on for that one. You know what that means, right? Oh, you do, yeah. Just like, don't even say, see you? You just like, don't call fizzling. Is that a slow ghost? Yeah, man. It's in the middle of, hazy middle of ghosting.
Starting point is 00:28:22 All right. And a well-communicated breakup. Wow, okay, that's not a good one. You don't want to be fizzling, man. No. Fizzling stage fucking sucks. You just want to get out.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Future proofing. You know what I mean? Future. Future proofing. Future proofing. Future proofing. Future proofing. Future proofing.
Starting point is 00:28:48 What is that? See, you don't want a chick future proofing with you, right? Okay. I don't know, do I? Don't think that'd be very interested. Future proofing. It's basically
Starting point is 00:29:03 they're thinking, you know, they check out somebody to make sure that they're good for them for like future, like well into the future. You're talking long term. How would they fucking know? They would just know. Like some people want to fucking marry a doctor or something. So you're like, no, I'm not going to talk to this person because he's a bum. I don't get away from him. Right? That's future proof of him, man. You're looking for the future. So I'd say to you after a couple days, hey, how's the future proofing on? Is that right? No, man. To me?
Starting point is 00:29:34 I don't know. Why? No, no, no, no. I don't know. No, no. No, no. So you already know me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:40 So you're already future proofed. All right. You're not interested. I don't know. But future's not looking, you know. I need to block that one out of my brain. It's not well fucking landscape. I'm blocking it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 They'll never said by me again. Here's another one. No. I know what the ick is. I know what the ick was. You know when you're, fucking it's horrible if you if you're seeing a chicken all of a way of a wimpy cock sucker the who diary of a wimpy cocksucker didn't he have the ick who's diary the wimpy cocks
Starting point is 00:30:12 i don't know yeah what is that i watched it's a show yeah man diary the wimpy cox sucker i don't think that's quite the name but anyway what is the ickick is when you're the stank is bad because if you're seeing somebody and then you know you want to go over and give them the kiss and they're just like ick. They don't have to say it, but that is it. That's when you, that there, that's the ick. Is it stank breath? No. It's, you're like, you make me sick. The sight of you makes you want a fucking berth and I can't get rid of you right now and I'm going to, but there's all kinds of fucking shit involved. Wow. But you don't want to be, you don't want to be,
Starting point is 00:30:52 you don't want them getting into the old cuddles and shit, man, and the banging or whatever. It's the ick. Okay. Whooping on. All right, these, I mean, there's a punch. Yeah. There's a bunch more, man. There's like Riz roster, fucking pockoning, orpening. Jesus, Chris. Wow, man.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Kitten fishing. Wow. I can't talk with this shit anymore, man. Okay. Well. Especially we're going to be locked in this fucking trailer in a snowstorm. What's the fucking days? Do you, what's the best thing to do here?
Starting point is 00:31:24 Get drunk. That's what I was thinking. Get drunk. Pass out early. Wake up. You're in the winter wonderland, but you can't do anything about it, right? All right. So if we're going to get like 25 inches of snow,
Starting point is 00:31:36 should we shovel after 12 and a half? Or we just hit the whole fucking thing. Okay, I'm willing to fucking put $50 on the table right now. You don't pick up a fucking shovel for this entire winter that's left because you haven't yet. Who do you think's been shoveling, man? Randy? And I'd like to know what the fuck you're paying him to get that done. We had a transaction that involved?
Starting point is 00:32:01 No. marijuana. Okay, but there you go. Like I said, you're not picking up a shovel, so don't even make plans of should we do this and what, what time? Fuck that.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I'm not shoveling. All right. Fuck the window. Fuck shoveling. All right. Cheers, everybody. Hopefully we'll be back and hopefully we won't be in jail
Starting point is 00:32:20 for the next bad. Oh yeah. I forgot that was on the table. No storms are bumping that possibility up by about 75%. And if anybody sees me at the grocery store decides to talk to me when I'm in the middle of
Starting point is 00:32:32 boring things. Please fuck off. Walk away. Don't come up. Is that to me? All right, don't fuck off, but just go to the park. Let me get out of the store. All right. All right. I feel better now. Okay, good. New episodes every week on trailer park boys plus. Subscribe now.

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